XWA Fever Ep. 3 Segment 2: Dreams of the past…

Adam Mooney

Adam Mooney

The Soundtrack Of Xtreme

Is at the Ringside Announce Table and Says: *The show returns from commercial break. There’s a long pause as Alexis continues to chew me out in my headset over my outburst during the last segment. finally I clear my throat to address the fans at home.* “Welcome back fans! I like to apologize for getting a little carried away during the last segment! I’ve been a fan of Harley Grace since I was a young boy and I got a little hot about the despicable treatment of the legend by our so called champion Nightmare! Grace suffered a leg injury and a laceration to his face and had to be helped from the ring. But Grace being the tough son of a gun that he is, refused to be taken out on a gurney. Instead he was helped to the back by Super J and Ricky Dragonblood. Our Cameras caught up to Super J in the back as Harley was being loaded in the Ambulance. Take a look at what went down during the commercial break!”

 

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ANTHONY SHIFFONE

XWA Roving Back Stage Reporter

Is in the Backstage Area and Says: *I  race down a corridor towards the loading bay with cameraman in tow. I push through a door and the camera glimpses Grace in the ambulance. The doors of the ambulance close and it speeds away from the building with lights flashing. I cautiously approach The Super J Monster timidly clearing my throat trying to get his attention.* “Ah..Mister..Mister Super J sir? I’m Anthony Shiffone XWA’s roving back stage reporter. After the heinous attack on your friend and mentor Harley Grace you must be upset and…” *Before I can finish Super J grabs the shoulder of my jacket half lifting me off the floor..*

 

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<<<(((SUPER “J” MONSTER)))>>>

“That What You Fear The Most”

Is in the Loading Bay and Says: *I rip the mic out of Shiffone’s hand and shakes him violently. “Upset?! UPSET?! Harley Grace is the toughest son of a b*tch I’ve ever known and I just put him in an ambulance screaming in agony! Upset doesn’t come close to describing what I am right now! Harley was suppose to be honored here tonight instead he was attacked by four cowards half his age! Don’t get me wrong in a fair fight Harley could have take em all without breaking a sweat! They had to attack from behind they couldn’t take him man to man! Attacked by a couple of clowns, a pansy in a fur coat and a Bonesaw Jack wannbe!” *Fans start a healthy “Bonesaw” chant. I nod acknowledging the chant.*

“Unknown, you’re nothing but a cheap imitation! I’ve been in the ring with the real deal and you know what the difference is? I pounded Bonesaw’s face into hamburger and he came back for more! I bounced Bonesaw’s skull off the concrete floor twice and he came back for more! Hell I ripped his godd*mned ear off and he came back for more! You Unknown, you took one shot from The Super J monster and you ran with your tail tucked between your legs! You can run all you want big man! There’s nowhere you can run that I won’t find you!

Vejitto, I’m gonna take great pleasure pounding that pretty boy face into pudding! I hope you know a good plastic surgeon because you’re gonna need it little man! As for the clowns The Super J Monster will wipe the smile off your faces permanently! Ed is dead he just don’t know it yet and Nightmare I’m gonna save you for last! When I’ve stripped away every last bit of insulation around you and you’re all alone then I’ll show what nightmares are all about!

I haven’t forgotten about you Alexis Santos and Erik Richmond! You two put this little party together! I know you set Harley up! Stay the hell out of my way if you know what’s good for you! There’s nothing on God’s green earth you can do to protect your “Boy” from me! His fate was sealed the moment he put his hands on Harley! Get in my way and I’ll have no qualms about putting my hands on the both of you!” *Throws down the mic and shoves Shiffone to the floor. I push past the cameraman knocking him to the floor knocking the camera view askew.*

 

Adam Mooney

Adam Mooney

The Soundtrack Of Xtreme

Is at the Ringside Announce Table and Says: *The backstage footage ends and once again I am caught unaware that I am live on the air. I sit leaning back in my chair picking my nose. I remove my finger from my nose closely examining it. Alexis screams in my ear and I sit bolt upright hastily wiping my hand on my pants.* “Alright we are back LIVE! The Wicked Clowns, Unknown and Vejitto better be watching over their shoulders cause The Super J Monsters is coming for em! What say you Gavin and Patience?” *massages my temples completely mortified, unsure how much the fans saw at home. I glare at the director for failing to give me my cue.*

 

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Patience Devine and “Gawwwwddddguss” Gavin Glitter

***XWA Lead Color Commentators***

Are at the Ringside Announce Table and say:

Gavin: *looks at Mooney in disgust.* “Were you just pickin yo nose Mooney?! What the hell man?! I shook yo hand when we came out here!” *furiously wipes my hands on my pants trying to wipe away the Mooney germs.*

Patience: *I pull my purse out from under the announce table and digs through it pulling  out a small bottle of hand sanitizer and tosses it to Gavin.* “Here shugga use that. Should we maybe wipe down the whole announce table? I mean I don’t want any Mooney cooties or anything.”

 

Adam Mooney

Adam Mooney

The Soundtrack Of Xtreme

Is at the Ringside Announce Table and Says: *My face reddens as I try to signal to cut Patience and Gavin’s mics to no avail.* “Alright that’s enough you two. Let’s get back to the action! He makes his return to the squared circle here tonight! He’s a second generation wrestler! The son of The American Way Dusty Dream! He is the bizarre one! You’ll never forget the name of Shattered Dream!!!” *Gavin can be audibly heard in the background saying “I’ll never forget you pickin’ yo damn nose!” Gavin, Patience and I begin to bicker on the air and our mics are cut abruptly.*

 

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JON BUNDY

What A Nice Guy!

Is the Ring and Says: *Having already made my entrance during the backstage segment I pace the ring rolling my shoulders and neck loosening up awaiting my opponent. I remove my ring jacket handing it to the attendant and leans back in the corner as the lights go out momentarily. The spotlights come back on bathing the entire stage, ramp and ring in golden yellow light.*

 

Shattered Dream

You Will Never Forget The Name….

SHATTERED DREAM

Is at the Gorilla Position and Says: *A director’s Clapper-board is heard snapping to and my entrance theme begins as “Shattered Gold Productions”  appears on the X-tron in elegant black cursive letters on a metallic gold background. metallic golden confetti rains down from the rafters on to the capacity crowd. I step out on to the stage in a metallic gold robe trimmed with white feathers and basks in the golden yellow spotlights. I survey the crowd through my mask of gold face paint a sneer on my black painted lips. I gracefully make my way down the ramp to the ring side area. I climb the ring steps and steps through the ropes. I remove my robe to reveal a metallic gold full body suit. I hand the robe to the ring attendant. I remove my long platinum blond wig and places it on the end of the ring post then turns facing my opponent on the other side of the ring. I crouch in the corner waiting for the bell.

 

Adam Mooney

Adam Mooney

The Soundtrack Of Xtreme

Is at the Ringside Announce Table and Says: “There you are folks they don’t call him the Bizarre one for nothing! Shattered Dream as many of you know but some of you may not, is the son of one and the only “American Way” Dusty Dream! Shattered Dream wrestled for many years as Dustin Dream before stepping out of his father’s shadow and into the persona of Shattered Dream!”

Fans tonight is a night of debuts! Up next after this match is long awaited Debut of the AWX legend..” *Pauses a moment rereading that line on my schedule sheet* “..uh..Yes the AWX legend “The Mighty” Sven Hansen!

 

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Patience Devine and “Gawwwwddddguss” Gavin Glitter

***XWA Lead Color Commentators***

Are at the Ringside Announce Table and say:

Gavin: *Looks around at all the glittering golden confetti still falling in the arena* “Gold glitter? Dat gotta be a copyright infringement righ dere! I may have to talk to my lawyer! Wait did you say that “The Mighty” Sven Hanson is going to be here? T’night? OH LARDY! DAT GONNA BE HAWT! HAWT! HAWT!

Patience: “AWX wanted me to jump ship back in the day to manage “The Mighty” Sven Hansen! I almost did it but I just couldn’t leave my shugga behind! Oh and speaking as your lawyer shugga it’s all good. That’s golden confetti not glitter it’s not the same thing.”

 

Adam Mooney

Adam Mooney

The Soundtrack Of Xtreme

Is at the Ringside Announce Table and Says: “Wait, wait, wait!  Patience, are you trying to telling me you’re a lawyer? An actual licensed attorney? How in the hell could YOU ever possibly pass the bar exam?” *The bickering resumes and our mics are cut again.*

 

Shattered Dream

You Will Never Forget The Name….

SHATTERED DREAM

Is in the Ring and Says: *The Ref calls for the bell to start the match and I crawl out of the corner on all fours towards my opponent who stop nervously not sure what to make of me. I rise to my feet directly in front of Bundy. Still hesitant Bundy reluctantly locks up with me in a collar and elbow tie up. I quickly transition to a go behind waist lock. Instead of attempting any kind of move I run my hands suggestively up and down Bundy’s chest and abdomen. Bundy freaks out pulling away from me and yells at the ref and me while kicking the bottom rope in frustration and embarrassment. The Ref manages to calm Bundy down and we attempt another collar and elbow tie up.  Bundy catches me off guard with kick to the stomach doubling me over. Bundy follows up with a series of clubbing forearms to the back then backs me into the nearest corner. Bundy attempts to Irish whip me to the opposite corner. I reverse the whip sending him crashing into the corner. I follow him in with crushing clothesline nearly taking him off his feet. I quickly scale the middle rope and rains down 9 punches on Bundy’s prone head. I pause for a moment for dramatic effect then plants a full on open mouthed kiss on Bundy who flails helplessly in the corner. I release the lip lock and drops to the mat facing Bundy. I slide my hand up my body while drawing in a sucking breath all the while offensively close to Bundy. Bundy sputters wiping his mouth trying to get the taste of me out of it. Bundy strikes out raking my eyes and spitting on me. H rakes my eyes again and backs me out of the corner along the ropes. Bundy whips me into the opposite ropes and drops his head looking for a back body drop. I stop directly in front of him and drops flat backed to the mat and catches the surprised Bundy with solid uppercut jacking his jaw and sending him reeling back against the ropes. I quickly get to my feet and whips Bundy into the ropes catching him coming off with a leaping butt drop. Bundy’s face ricochets off my posterior sending him crashing to the mat. Sensing that the end is near the fans call for my finisher the “Director’s cut” (curtain call). I circle behind Bundy as he gets to his feet in a daze. I hook Bundy’s head under my arm tipping backwards then grabs a handful of Bundy’s trunks and lifts him high in the air then plants him in the middle of the ring with the “Director’s cut” (curtain call). I pounce on top of Bundy rather than hooking the leg I sprawl across Bundy’s prone body in suggestive manner. The ref hesitates for a moment shaking his head at my unconventional pin attempt then slaps the mat…1…2…3!*

 

Adam Mooney

Adam Mooney

The Soundtrack Of Xtreme

 Is at the Ringside Announce Table and Says: *The bickering finally gets brought to an end and I look at my monitor then at the ring realizing that the match is over and we never made a single call in the match. trying to gloss it over I clear my throat.* “The Bizarre one Shattered Dream doesn’t get paid by the hour folks and has made short work of Jon Bundy! Bundy is still a nice guy, he still has that going for him I guess! Don’t forget fans coming up after the break it’s the one and the only “The Mighty Sven Hansen! I…” *loses my train of thought as the lights in the arena go out.*

 

Shattered Dream

You Will Never Forget The Name….

SHATTERED DREAM

Is in the Ring and Says: *I stand on the middle ropes playing up the fans as the arena goes dark. I drop back to the mat in confusion as to what is happening. The X-tron flickers to life behind me. I turn looking at the screen and my jaw drops in shock as I see an image of my then 3 year old daughter walking down the isle to the ring dressed in a gold dress carrying a little gold handbag looking like a miniature of my ex wife and former manager Simmone. Stunned I stare at the 17 year old footage. The original audio has been removed and replaced with a bone chilling rendition of “He’s got the whole world in his hands”. The video continues as my daughter prances around the ring then jumps into my smiling, waiting arms giving me a big hug and a kiss on the cheek. I lay down on my back and my daughter playfully pounce on my chest while my laughing ex wife slaps the mat 1..2..3.  The audio begins to slow down to an incomprehensible, drawn out warble and the video freezes on an image of my smiling daughter waving to the fans. The audio stops completely and a hole melts through the picture of my daughter on the screen like a projector light melting a piece of film.

The screen goes blank and the lights turn back on. I stand stock still staring at the now blank screen. Out of the corner of my eye I see Bundy slumping in the corner still in the ring. Seething I take my anger out on Bundy drilling him with a vicious uppercut knocking him senseless. I then hook Bundy’s legs over the ropes one on each side of the turnbuckle leaving him wide open. I pause for a moment breathing heavily then connects with a hellacious full force kick between the uprights that I call “Shattered Nights” (Shattered Dreams). Bundy launches out of the corner crashing in a heap at my feet flailing about like a fish out of water clutching his boys and screaming in agony. I storm out of the ring and up the ramp ignoring the fans and everything else as disappear through the curtains.*

 

Adam Mooney

Adam Mooney

The Soundtrack Of Xtreme

Is at the Ringside Announce Table and Says: “Fans I cannot believe what we’ve just witnessed. That was footage of Dustin Reynolds’ AKA Shattered Dream’s 3 year old daughter Montana from 17 years ago at a house show in Dustin’s home town of Austin Texas. It was Dustin’s birthday and as a special surprise for him, Dustin’s wife Tawni AKA Simmone brought little Montana to the ring to celebrate Dustin’s birthday! I cannot believe someone would stoop so low as to taunt Shattered Dream with that footage! It was absolutely sick and disgusting!”

 

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Patience Devine and “Gawwwwddddguss” Gavin Glitter

***XWA Lead Color Commentators***

Are at the Ringside Announce Table and say:

Gavin: “I can’t believe what I just witnessed neither! Woo po Jon Bundy! He might have to clear his throat to find his “boys” if ya know wut a mean Mooney! Dang! I felt that one down heah at the announce table!”

Patience: *shaking uncontrollably* “That music was spooky..I..I think I wet myself a little, shugga.” *Gavin almost has his arm around me to comfort me then jumps back in disgust.*

 

Adam Mooney

Adam Mooney

The Soundtrack Of Xtreme

Is at the Ringside Announce Table and Says: On that note, folks don’t touch that dial! There’s much more still to come here tonight including the long awaited debut of “The Mighty” Sven Hansen and it’s next after the break! Don’t miss it!” *show goes to a Capitol Video commercial.*

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X.W.A. Fever Ep. 3 Kansas Legend City Tear Down

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“Kean” Dean Oakland

Host Of The Channel 5 Wrestling Hotline

Is inside the XWA Ring and says: *The show opens cold without an intro or pyro live from the Kansas City State Arena long time home of the old promotion Global Wrestling Alliance. I stand in the ring amidst a sea of legendary performers on the rampway clapping on the hometown hero including Dusty Dream, Brock Nicolas, Billy Golden, and Richard Dragonblood.  I stand mid-ring with Kansas City Wrestling Legend Harley Grace to a warm “Thank You Harley” chant. I hold in my hand a large plaque* “Thank you wrestling fans..its good to see Kansas City still has the passion for professional wrestling!! Fans, tonight we have a very special treat for long time fans of wrestling in this city. For years as part of the Global Wrestling Alliance these men that stand before you on that ramp sold out house after house and paved the way for every one in that very dressing room and others around the world. Tonight..we celebrate one of Kansas Cities own…the former three time GWA World Champion..Handsome Harley Grace!! Harley welcome home!! What do you have to say to these home town fans here tonight!!??

 

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“Handsome” Harley Grace

G.W.A. Legend (3 X World Champion)

Is inside the XWA Ring and says:* The camera zooms in on my grizzled face as a wave of emotion wash over me as I fill up trying to chase the words but the audience bathes me in a “Harley Harley” chant as I fight back the emotion and getting dead serious as I did for so many years back in the day* “Well Dean…Its been a long long time to come back to Kansas inside a wrestling ring  but just like everynight that I laced up the boots and defended that world title It still feels like home!! *Huge Pop* ” I look around at the men…and I don’t use that term much anymore..that stand in this ring with me and can’t help but think we could do it all over again!! *A “One More Match” chant begins* “Ill tell you something every person that stepped between the ropes with Harley Grace left with a measure of respect for this business and the men that stand behind me can attest to that. With the exception to a appearance for the AWX last year I have been retired from this sport for the past 20 years and I am here to send a message to the young talent that exists in this company today. To the men and ladies that make up XWA old Handsome Harley has got some advice to bestow upon you… cause I am …The Best thi…” *The fans complete Harleys saying for him ..”…Thing GOING TODAY!!” *Follows with a large cheer as Harley begins to well up in appreciation*

 

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Alexis Santos

Owner of The XWA

is Backstage and says: *Standing next to the backstage monitor watching the legends in the ring shaking my head* “Erik…HOW is THIS? Entertaining? You are using my valuable TV time on these fossils?? After last week with the announce team and now this week you open MY show with this?? You are on VERY shaky ground with me!! *Glares at Richmond as he begs off in the moment but as usual has an answer for everything*

 

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Erik Richmond

Chief Creative Team Member

is Backstage and says: “Lexi..Lexi.. You know I wouldn’t let you down bro..I hadda sell some tickets heaah tunite and Kansas city has not had a wrestling sell out in 20 years especially not for the XWA.. so I gave these guys a pay day as a way to get people in tha building! Don’t worry..they wont be out thea fa long. I told Oakland ya got 4 minutes and make it snappy. If he goes one second ova I am pullin the plug…Trust me on this Lex…TRUST Me!” *Looks back at the screen as I am stared down by my boss feeling suddenly very small in my large space*

 

Adam Mooney

Adam Mooney

The Soundtrack Of Xtreme

Is at the ringside announce table and says: *Completely ignores the fact that Alexis and Erik were just on screen as I take my cue.* “Fans it is truly a privilege to be here on tonight as we here at XWA pay tribute to a true pioneer in the wrestling business “Handsome” Harley Grace!

Before I go any farther I first must apologize for my outburst last week. Calling the play by play for a major wrestling promotion can be very stressful as is running said promotion. Though many of you may not know it, this head set I wear each week isn’t to keep out the noise of the crowd nor am I listening music while I work. I have a voice in each ear giving me guidance and direction to keep the show flowing. Last week things got heated after an on air promo for Sven Hanson aired that unfortunately we found somewhat amusing. I was unprofessional then and I was unprofessional when I lost my temper on the air. That incident not only impacted me but also impacted my broadcast colleagues when they too were forcibly removed from the ringside area. I would like to apologize to Patience and Gavin as well to everyone in the back who work so hard to put off this wonderful show each week.  On that note, Patience get back in your own chair! Adam Mooney is back!

 

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Patience Devine and “Gawwwwddddguss” Gavin Glitter

***XWA Lead Color Commentators***

Is at the ringside announce table and says:

Patience: *I reluctantly vacate Mooney’s chair. I try to sneak his jacket to add to my collection I started last week and Mooney playfully slaps my hand and takes his seat. I make my way back to my own chair stopping momentarily to plant a lazy kiss on the Glitter man then takes my seat.* “It’s all good shuga. Who do I see to get a chair like that anyway? Hey hon why does it smell like old people out here?”

 

Gavin: “Things got HAWT out heah last week but the most GAWWWWDDDGUS announce team in all of wrasslin’ is back baby! Whachoo talkin about old people girl? Dats Harley Grace Baby! He’s a legend! Not as big a legend as yours truly but an legend none the less!”

 

Adam Mooney

Adam Mooney

The Soundtrack Of Xtreme

Is at the ringside announce table and says: “The legend of Gavin Glitter not withstanding, lets get back to the ring and the honoring of a true legend!”

 

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“Kean” Dean Oakland

Host Of The Channel 5 Wrestling Hotline

Is inside the XWA Ring and says: “Harley Grace…after a storied career what do you have to say about your 30 plus year career and three Global Wrestling Alliance championships and some of the greatest matches in our sport of professional wrestling.??”

 

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“Handsome” Harley Grace

G.W.A. Legend (3 X World Champion)

Is inside the XWA Ring and says: “When I look back Dean….just hearing this reaction tells me its been worth it. So many matches..so many days and nights in so many towns and for what? I did it because I was the champion..and I took that very seriously. When I came into a town that belt meant I had a fight on my hands and I made sure that when that opponent left the ring he had respect for me. I didn’t pull punches and I didn’t listen to rules that much but one thing was for sure.. that audience knew Harley Grace was the real article. You see Dean..I accepted this invitation here tonight NOT as a way to suck up to the XWA. I agreed to come here because I have something to say to the next generation of superstars in the dressing room…”

 

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“Kean” Dean Oakland

Host Of The Channel 5 Wrestling Hotline

Is inside the XWA Ring and says: “Well hold on Harley before you get carried away here I wanted to fill you in on why YOU were called upon this evening..* Displays the plaque for the camera * “You see this year you have been awarded the Wrestling Hall Of Legends ICON award for excellence in the business…Congratulations Harley Grace!!! A big round of applause for the champ everyone!!” *Proudly bestows Harley with the award to a nice warm response*

 

Adam Mooney

Adam Mooney

The Soundtrack Of Xtreme

Is at the ringside announce table and says: “I grew up watching the Handsome one! There is no one more deserving of this award! The first time I saw him was in Pensacola Florida against Jack Bosco of the legendary Bosco brothers! They tore the house down that night! Wait what’s up with the lights? Are we having some technical difficulties?”

 

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####NIGHTMARE####

XWA Heavyweight Champion

Is on the rampway and says:*The lights flicker as Marilyn Manson’s “Fight Song” rips over the loud-speaker as the fans turn their attention to the video wall as it displays WICKED CLOWNZ as the arena erupts…as the dust settles and the music stops I stand mid-ramp alongside Unknown and Violent Ed, dressed in a long red armless trench coat with high collars with “Wicked Clownz” emblazoned across the back..I toss up the wicked clownz symbol as red fireworks explode on each side of me as the legends stand back as I glare at them with a smirk before marching to the ring with purpose dragging the XWA championship lazily at my side..I stomp mockingly up the ramp to ringside and up the ring stairs to the ring apron as Ed holds the ropes open for me as I saunter creepily behind Kean Dean whimsically looking over Harley Grace..I motion to Unknown who remains on the rampway to clear the field*

 

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((((UNKNOWN))))

XWAs Hired Monster

Is on the Rampway and says: *With a heavily coiled chain overtop of my healthy fist I threateningly motion to the existing Legends to exit the stage. Only Richard Dragonblood remains defiantly as I walk up to him menacingly..head turned to the side…fist raised high as if I am ready to strike as I tower over his much smaller frame.*

 

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Ricky Dragonsfyre

Enter The Dragon

Is on the rampway and says: *Stares defiantly at Unknown removing my sports jacket tossing it to the ground getting into my fighting stance but the fray is broken up by Billy Golden who steps back through the curtain to the ramp way and in between us breaking up our squabble and leads me back through the curtain as I am visibly upset..fans boo as only the Monster Unknown remains at the top of the ramp way*

 

Adam Mooney

Adam Mooney

The Soundtrack Of Xtreme

Is at the ringside announce table and says: *What the hell is this? The Wicked Clowns lead by our esteemed XWA World Heavyweight Champion Nightmare have gate crashed the “Handsome” Harley Grace appreciation we were having in the ring here in Kansas! Ricky Dragonblood is not happy about the interruption and looks like he wants a piece of Unknown who has joined forces with the clowns no doubt at Alexis Santos’ request!”

 

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Patience Devine and “Gawwwwddddguss” Gavin Glitter

***XWA Lead Color Commentators***

Is at the ringside announce table and says:

Patience: “Hey Adam why do keep calling him Handsome? My Gavin baby is way better looking! *makes sickening kissy faces at Gavin.*

Gavin: “You know it baby! Simply GAWWWDDDGUS!!!”

 

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Erik Richmond

XWAs Chief Creative Officer

is Backstage and says: *Grins over at Alexis as she begins to see what I am up to* “Ya see Lexi…sumtimes ya wait for tha payoff!! Look what we have heeahh..The Old Guard meets todays champion!! Now THAT my dear …is Munney!! “

 

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Alexis Santos

Owner of The XWA

is Backstage and says: *Watches the monitor as my mood seems to lighten as I relax and fold my arms* “Well Mr. Richmond looks like you have been spared…at least for the moment” *Gleams at the monitor with a slight smile crossing my face as the infamous XWAs Franchise, The Wicked Clownz Faction circles the aged veteran*

 

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“Kean” Dean Oakland

Host Of The Channel 5 Wrestling Hotline

Is inside the XWA Ring and says: *Back inside the ring I feel the creepy arrival of the XWA champion Nightmare as I am instantly appalled * “For god sakes Nightmare…why on earth would you invite yourself to this moment. Have some respect sir. These people are honoring a legend…that’s something you would know NOTHING about!!”

 

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“Handsome” Harley Grace

G.W.A. Legend (3 X World Champion)

Is inside the XWA Ring and says: *Looks over at Nightmare with the over the top costume, long hair, tattoos and bizarre contact lenses not quite knowing what to think other than disgust as this is not of my era. I move Dean Oakland out of harms way behind me as I takes his mic looking the XWA champion in his white eye.* Son…from where I come from a showing of lack of respect like this gets a man killed..and believe me I may have a few years on you boy but I can still break a neck the hard way…and that’s not Kayfabe.” *Huge pop for the words as the fans ready themselves for trouble*

 

Adam Mooney

Adam Mooney

The Soundtrack Of Xtreme

Is at the ringside announce table and says: *Struggles to contain my excitement.* “You tell em Harley! The Clowns would be wise not to take Harley Grace too lightly! He may not be as young as he once was but he can still crack heads with the best of em!”

 

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Patience Devine and “Gawwwwddddguss” Gavin Glitter

***XWA Lead Color Commentators***

Is at the ringside announce table and says:

Patience: “Nightmare might break the old guy’s hip the hard way if he isn’t careful. My Gramp Gramp broke his hip last year at Christmas. Remember shuga? You body slammed him on the coffee table after he got drunk and threw an eggnog in your face. Love ya Gramp Gramp!”

Gavin: “Hey nobody messes up dis pretty face and gets away with it baby! Nobody! Still if it had been Harley I don’t think I woulda. Harley’s more dangerous drunk than sober and judging by the look in his eye I ain’t sure how many he had before he came out here!” *Patience slaps me on the shoulder.* “Oh..er..yeah..uhh Gavin loves ya too Gramp Gramp!”

 

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^^^^^^Violent Ed^^^^^^

Wicked Clown Protégé’

Is inside the XWA ring and says: *As the old vet speaks I roll out to ringside snatching the mic from the ring announcer rolling quickly back inside skipping crazily around Harley laughing in his ear and gleefully getting in his face as I hand the stick to the champ..I back away as the former three time champ is unphased by my tomfoolery. I go to the corner and sit on the top rope trying to start a wicked clowns chant but the live crowd is having NONE of it.*

 

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####NIGHTMARE####

XWA Heavyweight Champion

Is on the rampway and says: * Looks crazily into Harleys weathered face* “Haaaarrrleeee…..Or should I call you Mr. Grace…no..I quite like Haaaarrrleee I just love the  soundzzzz of it dont you agree clownzzz?? Lets get a little Seriouzzz for just a hot second old man…I hear a lot of guyzzz shoot their mouthzz off about this one and that one..about this and that..but one thing thatzzz clear to me is I have a senoir citizen in MY ring running his mouth on how he wantzzz to address MY locker roomzzz? Why Haraaarrrleee…The ONLY one in the locker room you need to be concerned with izzz right heeeere!!

 

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“Handsome” Harley Grace

G.W.A. Legend (3 X World Champion)

Is inside the XWA Ring and says: * Grins as I put my hand square on your chest moving you back to your spot very directly without a second thought, I raise the mic to my face as begin to speak in my slow methodical grizzled voice* “Son..I am glad its YOU who came out because its the likes of YOU who I am directing my words to this evening..so if you want to step back two paces before I put you through your paces boy this old cat has something to say to YOU. You see kid…I accepted this invitation tonight because the XWA fans need to be let in on a little secret. You see I am a three time World Champion…do you know what that means boy? That means I bled, I sweated every night for 30 years to call myself the best..you see I EARNED my spot by doing what I did best and that’s WIN. Now YOU on the other hand surround your self with a circus act of buffoons and a crooked promoter who protects you and that strap every night. You don’t know what its like to go an hour. You have no idea what its like to defend that title 350 days out of a year and keep it. I lost that belt only twice…and the last time I lost it I lost to a better man as my time was up. I knew when to walk away because part of being the best is knowing when to step away. You see the difference between me and you is my time may be over…but you my friend will never have your time. You are a boy in mans clothing, a paper champion and a side show freak and I can’t for another second let you stand in my city calling yourself the champ when the real champ…the man who beat me..Ric Chamberland *Loud ovation and a we want Ric chant erupts* is exiled from the promotion because YOU and your two bit whore of a promoter is afraid to let him back inside the doors because like so may others before you would drop that belt to the REAL Worlds champion. That’s some truth for you “BOY”.”

 

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####NIGHTMARE####

XWA Heavyweight Champion

Is inside the XWA ring and says: *Snatches the plaque from you and steps backwards feigning fear as I mockingly read over the prestigious award as Ed leans over my shoulder trying to get a glance as we mockingly look impressed before breaking down laughing…I hold the plaque in front of me slowly spitting on it to the disgust of the fans* “Youuuu want rezzzzpect from meeee?? Then you show ME respect FIRST old man!! Your dayzz as champion are OVER…long forgotten but YET you stand in my ring and these people call YOU Champ? Harley Harley…my old friend you see the championship in the XWA is property of Wicked Clownzz Inc. and its CEO is me…your NIGHTMARE!! So OLD MAN if you would be so kind as to take your cane and walker and exit stage right while the Clownzz take the stage…*Chuckles as I toss the plaque over my shoulder as it is caught by Violent Ed who mockingly runs around the ring in circles around Harley who watches in disgust..*

 

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“Handsome” Harley Grace

G.W.A. Legend (3 X World Champion)

Is inside the XWA Ring and says:*Watches the annoying Clown run around me as I wait..holding in a reaction..not wanting to give these two punks an inch of emotion as he gets close I can take it no longer and draws back unleashing a stiff right hand dropping CRazy Ed stone dead to the mat …I look over at Nightmare who begs off slightly wanting none of me as I take off my jacket tossing it in the corner and begins unbuttoning my sleeves as the fans are going crazy as I roll up my sleeves absolutely incensed as a huge “Harley” chant erupts as I walk towards Nightmare fists raised walking the champ to the corner with no where for him to go..*

 

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Adam Mooney

The Soundtrack Of Xtreme

Is at the ringside announce table and says: *Jumps out of my seat after Harley floors Ed.* “Get em Harley! Get em! That’ll teach you to take something that doesn’t belong to you! Violent Ed doesn’t know what hit him and Nightmare is next!!”

 

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Patience Devine and “Gawwwwddddguss” Gavin Glitter

***XWA Lead Color Commentators***

Is at the ringside announce table and says:

Gavin: “Oooh Baby! Looks like this could be Christmas at the Devine house all over again! Harley is takin thangs to the champ and his clown boy!

 

Patience: *I see Vejitto  making his way through the crowd and begins to wave frantically to get his attention almost giving away his surprise stealthy entrance.* “Hey it’s Vejitto, baby! I haven’t seen him in years! Wow you could grate cheese on those abs! I…” *My mic is abruptly cut and Gavin glares at me.*

 

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*(*(*(Vejitto)*)*)*

Shaman Of Slice and Dice

Is at Ringside and says: * A rumbling is felt over the crowd as Nightmare and Harley Grace are about to engage but in the crowd unbeknownst to anyone and despite Patience’s faux pa I quickly sear through the fans leaping the guardrail at ringside opposite to the camera wearing a flush long floor length fur robe and killer shades and I sport my brand new flowing brown locks..tossing the jacket off I slide easily into the ring getting to my feet low drop kicking Harley in the back of the leg dropping him to the ground..I wave Unknown down to ringside as I kick Violent Ed waking him from his slumber…as Harley lays on the mat I rush to the buckles easily scaling them without even touching the ropes as I stand momentarily backwards to the ring facing the fans with sure balance as I bounce into a split legged moonsault into a twisting corkscrew plancha (Starship Pain) that I lovingly call the Vegematic!! I stand to a small Vejitto chant but wavers off into a huge chorus of boos as I look over to Nightmare embracing him like old times as the fans boo louder*

 

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XWA’s Hired Monster

Is at ringside and says: *Pulls myself up from the floor to the ring apron as I step between the ropes seeing a fallen Harley Grace surrounded by the Clowns and XWA returning legend Vejitto..I yank a battered Grace off the mat holding him up from behind holding his arms back..Nightmare wails away at  the legend as Nightmare picks up the plaque and smashes Harley in the head with it as the fans are booing wildly at our attack as the legend slumps to the mat with a trickle of blood freely flowing from the assault.*

 

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Ricky Dragonblood

Honor Above All Else

Is on the rampway and says:*Bursts through the curtain rushing down the rampway..I slide effortlessly  between the ropes and into the ring still in my dress clothes. Vejitto rushes me as I slip into the ring and he is caught with a high elevation arm drag hurling him to the corner.  Violent ED follows right behind and is met with a fierce double karate chop blowing him off his feet I rip off my shirt slamming it to the mat as I point at Nightmare with uncharacteristic rage on my face motioning “Breaking him in half” with my hands. The arena is bursting with cheers and hope that I have taken a stand with these clowns.*

 

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####NIGHTMARE####

XWA Heavyweight Champion

Is inside the XWA ring and says: *Sees an irate Dragonblood as I back away eyes wide as Ricky is hell bent on revenge…I hold my hand out trying to calm the Dragon down as I buy myself sometime as he moves in on me…*

 

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XWA’s Hired Monster

Is Inside The XWA Ring and says: *I pound Ricky from behind dropping him to the mat..he kips up fast blasting me with a series of slaps and chops rattling me fast into the ropes as he attempts to throw me off the ropes I quickly reverse it catching him with a massive spinning “Parts Unknown” (Black hole Slam) to the mat solidly ending his offence. Like a pack of wolves the Wicked Clownz pounce on Dragon as I hold him down with my foot as Ed and Nightmare kick and stomp away at Ricky who lies in a heap next to Harley..the two legends are being decimated with the 4 on 2 advantage.*

 

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^^^^^^Violent Ed^^^^^^

Wicked Clown Protégé’

Is inside the XWA ring and says: *I stomp and kick away at Ricky and a few to Harley for good measure. I nod to Vejitto as we both scale the top ropes to thunderous boos from the fans. Unknown passes me a chair as I stand on the top rope as Nightmare takes a moment from pounding a fallen Dragon to holding out the leg of Harley as I leap high off the top with a savage frog splash with a chair to the leg crushing Harley Graces leg underneath. I jump up off the mat jumping around in a clown like celebratory mood with a “Did I do that “?? Look on my face as I laugh hysterically. I look up to a waiting Vejitto on the top rope as I drag DragonBlood into place.*

 

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*(*(*(Vejitto)*)*)*

Shaman Of Slice and Dice

Is Inside The XWA Ring and says: * Leaps off the top rope with a spinning 450 legdrop with authority on Ricky. I nip up holding my arms out to the side soaking in the overwhelming boos as the two legends remain lifeless in a pool of their own blood*

 

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Ricky Dragonblood

Honor Above All Else

Is in the XWA Ring and says: *Lays on the mat on my side clutching my ribs and neck as the sadistic Clown Company pours on the final insult to us legends of the ring*

 

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####NIGHTMARE####

XWA Heavyweight Champion

Is inside the XWA ring and says:*I lay on the mat between the two fallen legends as I hold my world title up waving it in both of their faces as I paint brush each one of them with a undignified slap as the Clownz and I stand triumphantly posing for the hard camera..I smear myself with Harley Graces blood as if it was war pain for an awesome visual. The ring is pelted with garbage to a thunderous shower of boos from the Kansas city crowd*

 

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“Handsome” Harley Grace

G.W.A. Legend (3 X World Champion)

Is inside the XWA Ring and says: *Lays on the mat busted open from the attack clutching my now badly injured leg/ knee as I roll in agony unable to defend myself but trying to bear and grin the pain as I yell out at the clowns swearing on them but unable to do anything about what has happened*

 

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Adam Mooney

The Soundtrack Of Xtreme

Is at the ringside announce table and says: *I sit in shocked silence as the 4 on 2 beat down of my idol Harley Grace and Ricky Dragonblood continues. Finally I find my voice again.* “I-I can’t believe what I am witnessing here. Nightmare, Violent Ed, Unknown and Vejitto, whom I would have never thought capable of such a heinous attack have decimated Harley Grace and Ricky Dragonblood…I…” *suddenly I fire up as my disbelief turns to anger.* “You know what I can believe what I’m seeing! You all saw them earlier on the X-tron earlier, Alexis and Erik! This was a damn set up all along! It was never about honoring Harley Grace, a legend in this business! It was all about getting Nightmare some cheap heat! This is…This is bullsh*t! This is bullsh*t and by God I’m going to do something about!” *I slam down my headset and jumps to my feet shaking off my sports jacket about to do something insane. Gavin and Patience jump to their feet grabbing me holding me back from charging to the ring to help my idol. I struggle with Patience and Gavin as they desperately try to prevent me from going to the ring and getting myself killed when the lights suddenly go out…*

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<<<(((SUPER “J” MONSTER)))>>>

“That What You Fear The Most”

Is on The Rampway and says: *The Over Powering Rumble Of my Music fills the air as all eyes turn to the rampway, the XWA Video Tron displays a familiar symbol of a Horned Beast..then SUPER J MONSTER…REBORN scrolls across the screen to a THUNDEROUS crowd POP!! The Lights turn back on and at the top of the ramp is SUPER J MONSTER complete with the massive ceremonial headpiece on his head and shoulders arms out to the side as the eyes of the headpiece glow blood red. Monster removes the headpiece setting it down on the rampway in front of him as he bow slightly in front of it as all clowns in the ring suddenly turn alerted to my presence..The headpiece explodes with steam billowing out from all sides of it as my pyro erupts in an amazing spectacle..I stand at the top of the ramp strapping on my gloves deadlocked with the Wicked Clownz senseless attack and carnage in the ring. An astonishing “Super J” chant begins as I storm to the ring ready to extract revenge..”

 

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####NIGHTMARE####

XWA Heavyweight Champion

Is inside the XWA ring and says:*In full panic mode I almost trip in the fallen bodies beneath me as I look on seeing the super heavyweight storm towards the ring..I motion to the Clownz and Unknown to get in formation of the arrival of the Monster..the camera catches my full panic as the expression of pure fear is etched on my face as I scramble to prepare for the oncoming carnage….*

 

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<<<(((SUPER “J” MONSTER)))>>>

“That What You Fear The Most”

Is Inside The XWA Ring and says: *Rushing the ring I move methodically up the stairs and into the ring…I am met with a rushing Violent Ed as I duck low hoisting him high over the top rope to the floor in a heap to a thunderous response…Vejitto is next and he is stopped dead cold as I steam roll him over with a barge as he flips backwards head over heels and out of the ring..trying to catch me unprepared Nightmare attempts a quick out of no where “Downward Spiral” (Code Breaker) but I do not move and Nightmare Flat backs himself looking up at me in total shock and fright as I grab him by the hair hauling him off the mat. Suddenly I am hammered from behind with a chain by Unknown to which I sell momentarily by holding the back of my head then suddenly like a man possessed I snap my head as  I turn to face the big man as he looks on in horror realizing he could not hurt me..The fans begin a “This is awesome chant” as the two Monsters go face to face..*

 

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####NIGHTMARE####

XWA Heavyweight Champion

Is inside the XWA ring and says:* I pull myself quickly out of the fray as I direct the Monster Unknown to fight this VERY LARGE battle!!*

 

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((((UNKNOWN))))

XWA’s Hired Monster

Is Inside The XWA Ring and says:*Standing toe to toe with the legendary Japanese wrestling Gaijin I toss the chain to the mat ready to engage this Monster as the fans are at a fever pitch waiting for an explosion..I charge right ahead at the big Monster…*

 

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<<<(((SUPER “J” MONSTER)))>>>

“That What You Fear The Most”

Is Inside The XWA Ring and says: *Unknown tries to strike but like two freight trains colliding with each other I go right through him with a savage clothesline literally flipping the big man in the air..as he staggers to his feet in the ropes I meet him with a huge stiff clothesline over the top rope to the mat on top of a recovering Violent Ed as the two of them make a heap on the mats outside the ring. I survey the carnage as Ricky Dragonblood looks on holding his neck slumped in the corner and Harley lays on the mat clutching his knee in agony. I look back to Nightmare who I back into the corner who is literally screaming for me to stop as I grab him by his custom robe in the corner battering him super stiff lefts and rights the last of which sending him high in the air to the buckles..I grab him by the hair whipping him by the arm to the opposite buckle as I charge squashing him with a crushing avalanche splash in the corner as the fans go wild. I throw up the Monster symbol as I pull Nightmare squashed carcass to the middle of the ring preparing for the Monster Bomb to finish the deal..I easily yank him high in the air,…however Vejitto who has recovered slightly leaps to the ring apron pulling Nightmare out of the move and the ring by his legs as Nightmare and his cast of Clownz and colleagues flee the ringside area up the ramp..I yell at them from the ring as they flee. I turn and knee down to check on Harley Grace my one time trainer..as I glare at the clown squad incensed and angry for vengeance..*

 

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Adam Mooney

The Soundtrack Of Xtreme

Is at the ringside announce table and says: *Still on my feet. I grab my headset and Patience and Gavin release me as I shout into my mic completely lost in the excitement.* “THE TRUE MONSTER IS HERE! THE SUPER J MONSTER HAS STEAMROLLED THROUGH THE CLOWNS, VEJITTO AND ALEXIS’ SO CALLED MONSTER UNKNOWN! THERE’S ONLY ONE MONSTER AND IT IS THE SUPER J MONSTER! GET EM SUPER J! GET EM DON”T LET THAT CHICKEN SH*T NIGHTMARE GET AWAY!!!” *I completely ignore the screaming in my headset as I continue to call for nightmare’s head. Vejitto and Unknown drags a battered Nightmare up the ramp. Violent Ed crawls on all fours behind them away from ringside while Super J Monster drops to a knee next to Harley checking on him. EMT’s make their way past Nightmare and hit the ring to tend to Harley Grace as the show goes to a commercial break.*

XWA Fever Ep. 2 Seg. 6 Rip Remmington vs Gangland…Prelude The Cage.

Sven Hanson is coming

XWA Video Wall:

Is On The Screen and says: *After the commercial break ends and before our main event a promotional video airs with the Finnish National Anthem playing with highlights of Finlands greatest atheletes competing in all sports. Then short clips of AWX wrestling airs with rare footage of a international competitor airs prompted by an over the top narrator trumpeting his almost non exisitant AWX career…then it stops and an on screen graphic airs and finally we see that the man know as the Might Sven (Hanson) is coming soon to the XWA!! This is met with virtual silence from the live crowd and suddenly a random fan breaks the silence with a “Sven Suuuuuuucccckkkksss” taunt as we switch awkwardly away from the Sven video as the announcers are caught openly chuckling but getting DEAD SERIOUS once they know the camera is on them..*

 

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Adam Mooney

The Soundtrack Of Xtreme

Is at the ringside announce table and says: *Is caught off guard laughing at the Sven promo as I am suddenly dead serious not wanting to open my mouth as I may laugh as Patience and Gavin Glitter just look at each other trying to remain professional but loses it as they see me with lip quivering..I compose myself* “Yes fans..the man from Helsinki Finland will make his debut soon he….*Cuts myself off trying to look off camera but just breaks as the voice in my ear pieceis yelling so loud it is audible on air.* “You know what..clearly there is someone in he back who can do this job MUCH better than I can…well you know what…if you know the right words to say about the crap that rolls across my the screen then by all means…have at it!!” *Unplugs my ear piece tossing it to Gavin and Patience as they stumble to catch it* “Fans I apologize for the outburst…it was unprofessional of me but you at home deserve the best announcing you can get but I CANNOT do that if I am being yelled at in my ear piece every two minutes, forced to put over talentless jobbers and then being told I cant do my job.. well to my “Bosses” in the back …if you can do a better job…then heres your big break…becauseI respectfully resign! *Sets down my headset on the desk nodding to Patience and Gavin who shrug looking at each other in shock. TV Cuts quickly to an old commercial of Lord Albert Haynes selling Capitol Video VHS tapes as the production team panics.*

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Patience Devine and “Gawwwwddddguss” Gavin Glitter

***XWA Lead Color Commentators***

Is at the ringside announce table and says:

Patience Devine: *Looking on as Adam leaves the broadcast area looking very concerned* ” Ohhhh Lexi is NOT going to like THAT? Thank goodness they have US to keep this show going…*Looks saucily over to Gavin*So what are we gonna talk about now you devilish man? *Slys over at Adams empty chair..a chair far more expensive than the one my boyfriend and I share* “Do you think Adam needs his chair?? I mean not that I mind sitting next to you shugga but ..do you think he would mind? *Shimmies over to Adams desk chair sitting in it comfortably in the oversized coziness of the chair putting my feet up on the desk* Ya know a gurl can get used to this right here!!”

Gavin Glitter: *Clapping my hands in the air as you confiscate the big plush leather chair as I excitedly cheer on the switch* Nuthinn is too good for mah shugga baby!! Heck Adam left his coat too!! That would sure look all pretty like on mah gurl!! Try it right on there gawwwdguss!!” *Takes Adams coat assisting my co-star with sliding it on beaming from ear to ear as we steal the grave of Adam Mooney only seconds away fromleaving the booth*

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Erik Richmond

Chief Creative Consultant:

Is in the backroom and says: *Standing by the backstage monitor with Alexis Santos going off on me for Mooneys outburst on air* “RELAX…Lexi..Just calm DOWN…Ill get this back on track..I got this!!” *Storms out of the production room*

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Alexis Santos

XWA Owner

Is in the back production room and says: *Screaming at Richmond as I throw a proverbial fit* “Fix your mess Erik!! I will NOT tolerate insubordination!! I am Alexis Santos!! Arrggghhhhhhh!!!”* Throws my production sheets to the ground and kicks a garbage can ackwardly as production staff literally stop cold staring at my outburst as I look slowly over at them embarrassed* “What are you all looking at???!!! GET BACK TO WORK!!”

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Rip Remmington

“Rip Em All…”

Is inside the XWA ring and says: *The video feed picks back up after the commercial break as Gangland and myself are nose to nose in the ring as my music finally dies off. The fans start a HUGE “Rip” chant as I shake my arms off to the side shaking the 24 inch guns as I bad mouth the big 450 lb Gangland. I shove the big man backwards as he shoots back with a big punch..I absorb the blow firing back another one rattling the big man early..with the fans behind me I move in for the scoop slam as I lift the giant off the mat as the fans are going crazy for the early advantage!!*

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Erik Richmond

Chief Creative Consultant:

Is at the ringside announce table: *Is seen yelling at Gavin and Patience as the camera cuts back to me fully catching me* “….and you can both go to the back cause I dont need this sh**. I cant trust any of yez ta do your frikkin job you can just GO!! Leave..get offa my show!! Ill do this myself. ” *Not even caring about being caught I slam the headset over my head and jumps into announcer mode* “Remmington…hes goin for that slam only seconds into this one!! It may take more than a “Gang” to stop the momentum of the Ripper this evening!!”

 

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Patience Devine and “Gawwwwddddguss” Gavin Glitter

***XWA Lead Color Commentators***

Is at the ringside announce table and says:

Patience Devine: *Is shuffled away by the production team as I drop my purse as I stoop to get it but is quickly pulled off screen but holding dearly to the Mooney jacket*

Gavin Glitter: *Glares at Richmond as I collect Patiences belongings as I curse under my breath as I am hurried along*

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Gangland

One Man Army

Is inside the XWA Ring and says: *I caught by surprise with the punch and finds myself in a slam position..I claw at rips eyes and clobber him with a stiff forearm on his back as I fall forward crashing on top of Rip as we collide with the mat. The fans “Ohhhhhhhh..” feeling the impact of Rips body being crushed underneath my large frame. I get up first bouncing off the ropes slowly winding up my arm as I make my way back to Rips prone body and dropping a heavy elbow drop rattling the ring with the impact…I sit up smiling to the chorus of boos. I pull myself up again grabbing Rip by his golden locks to a standing base and easily scooping him up in a high slam…holding him in the air 5 seconds before slamming him HARD in the middle as Rip shivers from the impact holding his back and reaching out for his “Rippers” before going prone again from the pain. I bellow to the fans with my arm in the air to more boos. I lift Rip up again this time whipping him hard into the corner…I slowly back up in the opposite corner winding up then rushes across the ring for a corner Avalanche splash to squash Rip under my 450 lb frame.

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Erik Richmond

Chief Creative Consultant:

Is at the ringside announce table: “The pendulum has swung in the fava of the big man! I think I just heeeard Remmingtons ribs pop from down heeah!! Fans..I am gonna tell ya somthin you dont know…if the One Man Army wins tonight..he springboards right into the main event of the Dangerous Liaisons PPV!! Imagine that match..Jaxxus vs Gangland inside the cage..It could happen!!”

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Rip Remmington

“Rip Em All!!”

Is inside the XWA ring and says: *Quickly side steps the incoming big man as he brings up solid with the buckles shifting the ring…as Gangland rebounds out of the corner turning around I crouch low scooping him up again this time getting him up all the way and slamming him to the mat with a thud as the ring springs up and down wildly from the impact!! Gangland smartly rolls to safety of the outside of the ring holding his back…I reach down slowly tearing off my blue and white “Rip Rules” Tank top milking it for the crowd as I tear it off..balling it up and walking over to the ropes and throwing it directly at Gangland injured at ringside to a thunderous Pop… I stand back from the ropes on his side of the ring waving the big man back inside.*

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Erik Richmond

Chief Creative Consultant:

Is at the ringside announce table: “This crowd is 100% behind the Ripper!! Rip looking in fantastic condition at 320lbs of Venice Beach muscle!! I cant believe he got him up with the impact those ribs took only minutes ago! The tide had turned AGAIN!!”

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Gangland

One Man Army

Is inside the XWA Ring and says: * Rolls back inside as Rip stands back letting me get back in and gather myself…we begin to circle each other as we lock up with a collar and elbow tie up..I easily overpower the Venice Beach native backing him into the corner. The ref tries to intervene and separate us as I feign backing away with my hands in the air innocently backing up…I quickly roll in with a back elbow hitting Rip hard in the upper chest. As he slumps in the corner I strike with a high clubbing fore arm across the back..I pull Rip to the middle of the ring hooking him in a position for a suplex..I pull Rip high into a suplex holding him high and vertical for 5 seconds before crashing down with the delivery. I stand up bellowing again. I bounce off the ropes slowly building the momentum as I jump as high as I can go with a splash crashing down with every ounce of my 450 lb. frame..I kneel up grinning as the fans boo loudly with a “Rip Em” chant starting to catch fire. I look out to the fans holding up a finger yelling “ONE MORE!!” I stand up bounding off the strands again lifting myself in the air and crashing down full force with a SECOND splash connecting. I hook the leg as I yell to the ref to finish the deal.*

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Erik Richmond

Chief Creative Consultant:

Is at the ringside announce table: “TWO Splashs…TWO…Rip is dun heeeah!! Gang hooking the leg!! This just gotta be it!! Ref is in position!! The main event is about to change for the PPV..call the print presses we gotta change tha posta!!”

 

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Rip Remmington

“Rip Em All!!”

Is inside the XWA ring and says: * The ref slides into position..I slip my hands under the girth of the Gangland as the ref counts a 1…..2….I lift the big man off me before the third slap of the canvas!! The crowd goes absolutely wild…Gang looks stunned as he sits up looking at me as I now sit on my knees in the middle of the ring beginning to “Rip Up” I tremble and shake to the approval of all my “Rippers” cheering me on as I get up off the mat shaking and pumping my arms gaining strength from the audiences support..Gangland moves towards me swingng with a punch that I block and retailiate with a powerful more energized punch of my own..Gang repeats his attack twice more only to be met with the same fate finally reeling for the first time in the match…I move him back to the ropes whipping him off the ropes as Gangland careens off the ropes I connect with a big boot to the face knocking Gangland to the mat…I look to the rampway as the fans begin to boo wildly at an oncoming support system for the One Man Army…as Jaxxus makes his way to ringside..I stop momentarily ..distracted by the Hollywood Monster*

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Erik Richmond

Chief Creative Consultant:

Is at the ringside announce table:“Jaxxus is out here…The other half of our Main Event at XWAs Dangerous Liaisons has made his presence known just as Rip has lady luck ridin on his shouldas!!”

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Jaxxus

Hollywood Monster

Is at Ringside and says: *Makes my way to ringside seeing The Gangland in trouble..I stand at ringside glaring and yelling at Remmington as I pound my chest declaring war..I reach up grabbing the top rope pulling my self up to the ring apron as Rip trows a wild punch at me..I block them as I cross my arms as he hits only my wrist gauntlets as his punch is rendered ineffective..I grab Rip by the throat choking him violently as the ref trys to stop the assault but seeing that Rip struck first resists calling for the DQ.*

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Erik Richmond

Chief Creative Consultant:

Is at the ringside announce table:”The ref using discretion here…the stakes are too high to simply let this one end in a DQ!! All I can say is good luck to you bro!!”

Randy Ravage

 

 

Randy Ravage

The Macho Madness

Is in the crowd and says: *While chaos is happening in the ring I stealthly make my way very quickly through the audience wearing my jeans and black tight tank top with “Macho Madness” in white letters boastfully on the front. With a steel chair in hand I leap the guard rail on the side behind Remmington as I slide into the ring as Rip is being choked out I make my way towards Rip. Holding my chair high pointed to the back of Rip who is very vulnerable to attack still not on the refs radar the fans scream trying to alert the ref with their screams but he is very occupied trying to pry Jaxxus hands off of a fading Remmington who has fallen to one knee under the tight grip at the hands of the Hollywood Monster. I look from side to side…testing the audience..then I look down at Gangland who is beginning to move on the mat..as he gets to one knee..I quickly turn towards him smashing him over the head with the chair dropping him to his back again as I quickly slide the chair out of the ring rushing the opposite corner scaling the top rope holding both fingers in the air as I balance myself and leaps off with a thundering flying elbow smash on the Gangland!! The fans go crazy with this shocking turn of events…I get to my feet looking out to the fans out to the side as I spin around gloating my attack…I stop suddenly looking at Rip who is in trouble at the hands of Jaxxus..I look out to the feverish audience pointing to Rip and Jaxxus as they cheer wildly..I roll quickly to ringside as I rush over grabbing the legs of the Hollywood monster pulling his legs off the ring apron as Jaxxus hits the floor but remains standing and in a really bad mood. I point to him warning him to back up as I move slowly backwards a security rushes the big man escorting him to the backroom..*

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Erik Richmond

Chief Creative Consultant:

Is at the ringside announce table:“What in tha name of all that is holy is Randy Ravage doin heeah in that XWA!!?? One minute hes against the Rippa…now hes got his back…fans are you as confused as I am heeeaahh?? “

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Rip Remmington

“Rip Em All!!”

Is inside the XWA ring and says: *On one knee by the ropes hlding my throat feeling the effects of being choked out for a long time I take a deep breath as I get back to my feet trying to recover oblivious to what has gone down…I turn towards the middle of the ring seeing Gangland down in the middle of the ring..I look from side to side as the fans erupt…feeling the moment I bounce off the ropes leaping high connceting with a high leg drop across the throat of the big man!! I float over on top of him hooking his big leg deep as the ref is right in position to count the1….2……3!!!!! The fans erupt with cheers as I roll off to the side quickly getting to my feet to the thunderous ovation of my little Rippers in the audience!! As Gangland is rolled out of the ring I pose to my music for the fans as the show is about to go off the air!

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Erik Richmond

Chief Creative Consultant:

Is at the ringside announce table: “Just like that..at any minute heeeahh in the XWA the tide can turn at any second!! Rip is goin on ta Dangerous Liaisons to face Jaxxus inside that Unforgivin Steel Menagerie and these fans at the XWA Arena cannot wait..”

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Randy Ravage

The Macho Madness

Is at ringside and says: *Rolls in unbeknownst to Rip as he poses to the fans..I step in behind Remmigton grabbing him by the shoulder turning him to face me as the fans become silent as Rips music stops cold as the fans buzz…I point my finger to him mouthing something inaudible to him…as we go head to head..I point up the ramp at Gangland as he is carted off to the back seemingly explaining that I played a part in saving Rip from the minions. Rip realizes what has gone down looking out to the fans before slowly extendng his hand to me. Eyes wide I look down at the hand..then out to the fans..then back to the fans…hand..fans…then puts my hand in the air seemingly moving in for a handshake as the fans erupt..then suddenly SLAPS Rip in the mouth as I back away as Rip holds his chin. I leap to ringside backing up the ramp pointing to him as the fans boo loudly..as we go off the air…*

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Erik Richmond

Chief Creative Consultant:

Is at the ringside announce table: “Fans..so many unanswered questions..but we are outta time here on Feeeva!! Rip vs Jaxxus…No Moves Barred Cage Match..live on PPV in just a couple a weeks and that man…Randy Ravage will be the special guest referee…can he call it down the middle or will he side with the Hollywood Monsta or the Rippa?? See ya next week…for the XWA..I am Erik Richmond!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

XWA Fever Ep. 2 Seg. 5.5 Capitol Video Exclusive: Strike Team vs. Elimination

Adam Mooney

Adam Mooney

The Soundtrack Of Xtreme

is at the ringside announce table and says: “Fans just before we go to our main event our Capitol Video cameras were on hand for an XWA Houseshow this past weekend and caught all the action. We witnessed a classic encounter between two of XWA’s premier teams, Elimination and Strike Team and what went down at the end was very interesting! After last weeks tension between Strike Team could they gel as a team again long enough to fend off the awesome challenge of The three-man suicide squad known as Elimination!!? Lets go to the tapes!!”

***The match joined in progress late in the final moments ***

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 Elimination

Morgue, Corpse, and Xombie

“Pain and Destruction”

Is inside the XWA Houseshow ring and says: *With Mantel on the outside of the ring taken out after a three-man beat down his partner is about to suffer the same fate inside the ring. Elimination Corpse with Santini in the corner hammering away on him 3 on one late in the match. Xombie scoops up Santini and drops him over Morgues knee as he holds him in place for the Total Elimination Elbow decapitation finisher…Corpse scales the ropes lifting his arm high in the air to signify the end of the match as he prepares to leap off as Tino lays defenseless in the trappings of Morgues hold*

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Tino Santini and Rich Mantel

STRIKE TEAM

Is inside the XWA Houseshow ring and says:* Holding my neck on the outside I see Elimination ready to strike with their finishing move..I rush to the ring apron leaping up quickly as I leap shoving Corpse off the top rope to the floor to a great audience pop. Xombie sees my inference as he clotheslines me off the ring apron, Xombie then jumping down as I quickly get back to my feet as we engage in a pier six slugfest trading blows back and forth like a hockey fight but I finally get the better of the exchange as I grab Xombie running him back first into the ringside railing taking him out..I look inside the ring just as the ref jumps outside  trying to restore order as Corpse is rearing for a fight as the ref blocks the action on the outside checking on Xombie and ordering everyone back inside the ring..behind the refs back I grab a folding chair as I see Morgue with Santini in a slam position inside the ring destroying him with a series of back breakers over the knee..not releasing him but dispensing one after the other. I leap to the ring apron as Morgue is facing me with Santini in his arms..I swing the chair wildly hitting Santini hard in the back but knocking both men backwards and off their feet as Morgue collapses from the force of the chair shot and Santini falls on top of a fallen Elimination member! Tino Santini rolls off his foe in pain..I see Morgue still on the mat as I hold the top rope vaulting over it into a perfectly executed slash as the ref slides in just in time as I hook the leg of a surprised Morgue for the 1…2….3!! The fans erupt as I stumble to my feet victorious arms raised soaking up the cheers!!

 

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 Elimination

Morgue, Corpse, and Xombie

“Pain and Destruction”

Is inside the XWA Houseshow ring and says: *Xombie and Corpse see Mantel upset Morgue and rush the ring pounding Mantel and Santini on the ground and in the corner with the three on two advantage. We take Santini dropping him neck first over the ropes as we pound on Mantel whipping him off the ropes as we prepare a double clothesline..*

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Tino Santini and Rich Mantel

***STRIKE TEAM***

Is inside the XWA Houseshow ring and says: *Mantel ducks under the clothesline attempt by Xombie and Corpse bouncing off the ropes hitting a double clothesline of his own sending them both men careening to the floor. I get to my feet seeing Tino still getting pounded in the corner by Morgue as I drop kick him in the back and “inadvertently” slams into Santini who is slumped in the corner…as Morgue stumbles backwards out of the corner I dropkick him over the top rope and on to his Elimination brethren at ringside as the ref try’s to get them all away from ringside to break up the chaos!! Mantel celebrates wildly as Strike Team is announced as the winners. Our theme music plays to a hot ovation from the XWA faithful!*

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“Keen” Dean Oakland

Channel 5’sHotline Reporter

Is on the XWA Interview stand on the left of the rampway: *The shot is edited as we pick up minutes after the conclusion of the match as I stand before the live crowd on the interview platform with an elated Rich Mantel and a beaten down Tino Santini who is holding his lower back and  the back of his neck sweating profusely. I attempt to get word from the popular Strike Team: “Tino Santini and Rich Mantel congratulations on your victory tonight over Elimination despite a 3 on 2 advantage!! There is a lot of chatter backstage and from our fans about dissention between Strike Team after last week you Rich Mantel walked out on Tino Santini…tell me guys..where does Strike Team stand as a unified team?? Are you guys on the same page or is it true that there are issues between you two..Tino Santini..lets begin with you..” *Puts the mic in front of Santini still nursing his neck and back from the Mantel chair shot that own them the match..*

 

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Tino Santini and Rich Mantel

***STRIKE TEAM***

Is on the XWA Interview stand on the left of the rampway:

Rich Mantel: *Moves the mic away from Santini as he begins to speak moving it towards me* “You know Gene..Strike Team is back on track. I took out Elimination and let it be known we are coming for those tag team titles at Dangerous Liaisons and I can’t wait..I am ready!!”

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“Keen” Dean Oakland

Channel 5’s Hotline Reporter

Is on the XWA Interview stand on the left of the rampway: “Last week Rich Mantel you walked out on your partner and left him to be beaten by the Magnum Models…many looked on that particular action as there being trouble in the ranks..what do you have to say to the fans who say that all things are not coming up roses for Strike Team?”

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Tino Santini and Rich Mantel

***STRIKE TEAM***

Is on the XWA Interview stand on the left of the rampway:

Tino Santini: *Moves close to the mic.* “Gene I just have to say..” *The mic is pulled away from me again as I clutch my neck glaring at Mantel in too much pain to react*

Rich Mantel: “You know Gene all the fans can see that Strike Team havent been better…dont listen to negative people Gene, last week is in the past and now we are stronger than we have ever been. I just beat the Elimination and we are on a roll!! We are going to that PPV against Alexandra Magnums Models and we are taking home the XWA Tag Team Gold. With both of us on the same page and the Strike Team fans on my side..I am gonna take the Tag team titles home!!” *Pumps my fist excitedly to the fans with a good Pop*

Tino Santini: *Moves the mic quickly to me glaring at Rich’s choice of words*” US Rich..you mean WE will take the belts right?? Strike Team…will win the belts That’s what you meant right?”

Rich Mantel: *Smiles very wide to the camera..energized I sternly look at Tino suddenly not smiling* “Yes Tino…WE will win the belts…Strike Team will be the Tag Team champs!!!”..*Slaps Tino on the back hard on his injured back almost aggressively but smiles at him* “Come on Tino…we have belts to win!!” *Walks off the stage pumping my fist excitedly to the fans as I slap their hands exiting the interview set leaving my partner and Gene on the stage*

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“Keen” Dean Oakland

Channel 5’sHotline Reporter

Is on the XWA Interview stand on the left of the rampway:*Looks concerned at Tino as he collects himself holding his back exiting the stage waving to the fans grimacing as Mantel is already exited through the curtain* “Well..there you have it fans..it will be Strike Team versus The Magnum Models for the XWA Tag Team Titles live and only on PPV!! For more backstage news going down right now just a couple of weeks from the PPV call the XWA Hotline at 1800-555-5555 $6.99 the first minute and 6.89 each additional minute don’t worry about your parents permission before calling!!

 

Other Matches on the Card:

*Debut* Candid Chris Condello (w/ Tamara Lee Murphy) Def. Mike Hawk with a top rope leg drop. After the match Condello gave the audience physical conditioning tips.

The Bringers Of Pain Def. Piracy via pinfall following the shoulder tackle-boot combination.

Owen Blaze def. Cypher-Tron Zero via a top rope missile drop kick.

Strike Team def. Elimination when Mantel pinned Xombie via a slingshot splash.

Iron Eagle and Bucksaw Jim Dawson Def. Golden Sheik and Kintu when Eagle pinned Sheik with a Full Nelson Slam following a 2×4 shot to the back of the Sheik from Eagle. Afterwards there was a confrontation between Dawson and Eagle.

Nikita Maximov w/ Vladimir Maximov def. Dallas Drake with a Russian Scud missile Clothesline in 45 seconds.

The Magnum Models def. (LOW) Lords Of The Wasteland (Wasteland and Locust) via Runway Blockbuster on Locust.

AJ Prophet def. Jon Hardcastle Jr. in a best two out of three fall match when AJ wins 2 falls to 1. With the Go-2-Sleep.

Nightmare def. Crimson via DQ when AJ Prophet interfered seconds into in the match. Moments later Unknown arrived to side with Nightmare prompting a tag team match.

Nightmare and Unknown def. AJ Prophet and Crimson when Nightmare pinned Crimson via The Downward Spiral (Code Breaker)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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XWA Fever Ep. 2 Segment 5. Dorian Apollo VS Dean Masters: To the Xtreme…

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ANTHONY SHIFFONE

XWA Backstage Roving Reporter

Is in the Backstage Area and Says: *Fever returns from commercial break with me chasing after Ronan Rage as he heads toward the exit.* “Mr. Rage! Mr. Rage! Can we have a moment of your time sir?! *Rage stops and turns glaring at me. After what seems like an eternity Rage nods to me giving me permission to ask my questions. Relief washes over me as I clear my throat and begins the interview.* “Earlier tonight we saw you put The Man called Surge through a wall after you found him standing over your friend Daemon Anarchy. Have you had a chance to view the footage of what transpired? If so you must be aware by now that Surge was not responsible for the attack on Anarchy, and attack that was in fact carried out by The Bringers of Pain, Wrath and Fury! Do you have any regrets for your unprovoked attack on Surge?!”

 

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RONAN RAGE

You Won’t Like Me When I’m Angry

Is in the Backstage Area and says: “Regrets?! Regrets?! My only regret is that I didn’t do it sooner! So Surge didn’t attack Daemon but that don’t mean he wasn’t involved! Surge has been playing Daemon and I for fools for weeks now! You seriously want to call it an unprovoked attack? If I walk into a room and see Surge standing over my friend with a steel chair I ain’t gonna wait for an explanation! I’m gonna put his ass down and you can believe that Shiffone!” *Snatches the mic from Shiffone.* “I’ve had it where Surge is concerned! The time has come to put up or shut up! So How about it Surge? You and me one on one at “Dangerous Liaisons” You bring your Gathering buddies and I’ll bring Daemon Anarchy and a whole lot of pain! Now if you’ll excuse me Shiffone I’m headed to hospital to check on my friend! *throws down the mic and walks out of the building leaving Shiffone behind to pick his mic off the floor.*

 

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ANTHONY SHIFFONE

XWA Backstage Roving Reporter

Is in the Backstage Area and Says: *Straightens back up after retrieving my mic.* “Well they don’t call him Ronan Rage for nothing folks! The challenge has bee issued! Will Surge accept and will he be alone or will he bring the Gathering with him?! The world will be waiting with baited breath for Surge’s answer that’s for sure! Let’s get back to ringside and more non stop wrestling action! Back to you Adam!”

 

Adam Mooney

ADAM MOONEY

The Soundtrack of Xtreme

Is at the Announce table and Says: “Thank you Keen Dean..er excuse me I mean Anthony Shiffone! Things are really heating up in the Surge situation involving Rage & Anarchy and The Gathering! What are your thoughts Gavin and Patience?…er Gavin?…Patience?” *The camera pans over to Gavin and Patience enthusiastically making out at the announce table. The camera quickly pans back to me glancing uncomfortably at Gavin and Patience. I shuffle my papers trying to gather myself.* “Well…ah…ahem…we…we’ll come back to that later! Let’s get back to the ring! It is time for the long awaited debut of “Darling” Dorian Apollo and the re-debut of Dean Masters! Apollo is already in the ring awaiting his opponent looking as flamboyant as ever!” *grabs my water bottle calmly removing the stopper. I spray water on Gavin and Patience just as the camera switches to a shot of Apollo in the ring preening for the audience. Audible yelps followed by arguing can be heard over the announce table mics which are cut abruptly.*

 

Dorian Apollo

“DARLING” DORIAN APOLLO

Simply Darling

Is in the XWA Ring and Says: *Paces the ring in a flowing pink flowery dress and a  white wide brimmed ladies sun hat and numerous feather boas. I fluff my platinum blonde hair and blows kisses to the fans who greet me with multiple derogatory chants.*

 

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DEAN MASTERS

Class is in Session

Is at the Gorilla Position and Says: *A theme song comprised of ringing school bells and nails on a chalkboard plays over the speakers as “Pro Wrestling 101” appears on the X-Tron. I step through the curtains on onto the stage in a sky blue graduation cap and gown. I slam the yardstick I’m carrying down into my open palm  repeatedly as I look out over the sea of fans. most “boo” me while others chant “Enterprise” at me. A grin spreads across my face and I make my way down the ramp yelling ” Class is in session boys and girls!” followed by a sinister laugh. I climb the ring steps pausing for a moment to wipe my feet on the ring apron then steps through the rope into the ring.*

 

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PATIENCE DEVINE & GAWWWAAADGUS GAVIN GLITTER

XWA Color Commentators

Is at the Announce Table and Says: 

GAVIN: *Glares at Mooney for breaking up my make out session. Alexis hiss in my ear to tell me I’m live.* “We got us a teacha and a big tutti frutti lookin dude! The glitter man don’t judge though! People used to call me tutti frutti at one time but they wuz wrong ain’t that right sweet thang?!”

 

PATIENCE: “I Thought his name was Dane? These name changes are confusing me.”

 

Dorian Apollo

“DARLING” DORIAN APOLLO

Simply Darling

Is in the XWA Ring and Says: *Masters looks me up and down unsure of what to make of me. I remove my hat handing it to the ring attendant I pull the dress and feather boas off over my head revealing a pastel purple pair of wrestling trunks that more closely resemble a large pair of women’s bloomers.*

 

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DEAN MASTERS

Class is in Session

Is in the XWA Ring and Says: *I remove my cap and gown and places the yard stick on the mat in the corner. The ref does his pre match check then calls for the bell to start the match. I step out of the corner still not quite sure what to make of Apollo as he continues to fluff his hair. We circle each other tentatively then lock up in a collar and elbow tie-up. Apollo puts his 350+ lbs to good used backing me into the nearest corner. Apollo breaks slowly but cleanly then pinches my cheek calling me “adorable”. I slap his hand out of the way my anger getting the best of me as I charge out the corner running right into a drop toe hold. Apollo transitions to a side headlock pressing his full weight down on me. I claw my way back to my feet. As we get to our feet Apollo transitions again getting behind me twisting my arm into a hammerlock. I try to calm myself for a moment and figure a way out. Apollo leans his head over my shoulder and blows gently in my ear. I completely lose it breaking character as I pull away from Apollo shouting at him “what the f*ck’s your problem!” I shove Apollo hard and shoves the ref too yelling at him to do something about Apollo.*

 

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“DARLING” DORIAN APOLLO

Simply Darling

Is in the XWA Ring and Says: *As the ref tries to regain control of the match I skip around the ring blowing kisses to the fans who by now are laughing uncontrollably at my antics and how irate Masters is. I stop my skipping and blows a kiss directly at Masters.”

 

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IRON EAGLE

The Hero You NEED

Is in the Backstage Area and Says: *While the ref tries to calm Masters down, the camera switches to a shot of me backstage watching the match on a monitor with a look of utter disgust on my masked face glaring at the monitor.*

 

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ADAM MOONEY

The Soundtrack of Xtreme

Is at the Announce table and Says: “Apollo is putting on quite a display of technical wrestling! I would have never thought it to look at him! He is also putting on quite a flamboyant display getting under the skin of Dean Masters! Apollo got under the skin of Iron Eagle earlier backstage. Iron Eagle we just saw is watch this match with great interest and distain!”

 

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PATIENCE DEVINE & GAWWWAAADGUS GAVIN GLITTER

XWA Color Commentators

Is at the Announce Table and Says: 

GAVIN: *Don’t let Mr. Tutti frutti fool ya Mooney! Dorian Apollo can wrassle wit the best of em! Hell, he really thumped my ass one night fo years ago!”

PATIENCE: *I Slowly turn my head staring at Gavin.* “He…He wut now?”

Gavin: *I look back at Patience confused at first as to why she is staring at me like she is then I cotton on to what she is thinking.* “In a match! In a match! Dang woman whaddaya think I am?! I ain’t in ta nuthin tutti frutti! Ladies all the way and one GAWWWAAADGUS one in particular! OWW HAVE MERCY BABY!”

 

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“DARLING” DORIAN APOLLO

Simply Darling

Is in the XWA Ring and Says: *The ref finally calms Masters down and the match resumes. We attempt another collar and elbow tie-up but Masters catches me off guard with a kick to stomach doubling me over. Masters follows up with a series of heavy forearm shots to the back. I let out a high pitched piercing girlish scream with each blow. Masters back me into the nearest corner and attempts to whip me into the opposite corner. I reverse the whip and follows Masters into the corner with an avalanche splash in the corner. Masters sags in the corner the wind taken out of him. I scale to the second rope and rains down a classic 10 punches. When I get to number 10 I give Masters a big kiss on the lips instead of a punch and gyrates my hips my crotch coming dangerously close to Masters’ face. Masters weakly tries to push me away then slumps to the mat sitting in the corner. I dash to the opposite corner then charges at Masters hitting him with a bronco buster in the corner. I bounce my ass all over Masters chest my crotch dangerously close to his face once more.*

 

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DEAN MASTERS

Class is in Session

Is in the XWA Ring and Says: *I break character again violently shoving Apollo off of me. I pull myself up in the corner wiping my face. The fans howls of laughter at my expense ringing in my ears. Apollo smile at me from the opposite corner blowing kisses at me. Breathing heavily with spit flying out of my mouth I charge blindly out of the corner intent on inflicting as much pain as I can on Apollo no longer caring about the match. Apollo dives out of the way and I slam face first into the middle turnbuckle.  Before I can turn around Apollo rolls me up in a pin attempt playfully spanking me as he does. I struggle and kicks out a half second too late as the ref slaps the mat 1..2..3! Apollo quickly rolls out of the ring as I try in vain to get my hands on him. I lean on the middle rope yelling at him as Apollo backs up the ramp blowing kiss and waving to me until he backs through the curtains. The fan continue to laugh and chant “Dorian”*

 

Adam Mooney

ADAM MOONEY

The Soundtrack of Xtreme

Is at the Announce table and Says: “Dorian Apollo pulls off the upset win over Dean Masters and Masters is beside himself in a towering rage! Masters is turning his frustration on the official now! Masters may want to rethink this! It could end up costing him the pocketbook!”

 

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PATIENCE DEVINE & GAWWWAAADGUS GAVIN GLITTER

XWA Color Commentators

Is at the Announce Table and Says: 

GAVIN: “From what I hear ol Deano can’t afford to lose any cash! That boy be broke! A good thang we don have ta worry about dat! Only the best for mah shugah!”

PATIENCE: “AWWWWW! That’s so sad maybe we should take up a collection for him. Can anyone change up a dollar?

 

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DEAN MASTERS

Class is in Session

Is in the XWA Ring and Says: *I violently shake the ref who pleads that he is only doing his job and then drops him with a “Pennsylvania Plunge” now being called “The Higher Learning” in XWA (Pittsburgh Plunge). I quickly get back to my feet facing the corner. I lower my forehead resting it on the turnbuckle while holding my head in my hands, my elbows resting on the top ropes on either side. The fans laughter still rings in my ears. A booming familiar voiced coming from the speakers snaps me back to attention. I turn to see Paul Hammond standing on the stage but he is not alone.*

 

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PAUL HAMMOND

Former Head of XCW / XWA Senior Authority

Is on the XWA Stage and Says: *The capacity crowd so engrossed into Dean Master’s humiliation that they didn’t notice me walking out on the stage flanked by Lex Legacy and Ron Stoppable. I raise the mic to my lips clearing my throat getting everyone’s undivided attention.* “My how the mighty have fallen! Please allow me a moment of your time to introduce myself! My name is PAUL HAMMOND! I am XWA’s Senior Authority working under the watchful eye of the most beautiful, most intelligent woman in all of wrestling ALEXIS SANTOS!” *fans shower me with a smattering of “boos” after that statement. My cohorts and I make our way to ringside as I continue to speak unphased  by the crowd reaction.* “Now Dean I have known you for many years. In fact when we first met I was managing “The Dastardly Alliance” as Paul E. Dastardly in the old Global Wrestling Alliance and you were in an ill-fated tag team called the “Dynamite Dudes”! You were coming to the ring to surfer music, wearing bright neon clothes and carrying a skateboard! What a great idea there! Your team was feuding with my group and from the first time I laid eyes on you I knew you had so much talent, so much untapped potential that one day you would not only be a champion but you sir would be a legend in this business!” *Steps through the ropes along with my cohorts and walks right up to Masters.* “It took a while to get there much longer than you had expected I’m sure but several companies and several burned bridges later you finally made it to the top and you did it NOT in GWA, NOT in XWA, NOT in JEWCW but in XCW! My promotion that I built from the ground up! The promotion that nobody wanted to succeed and when it did everyone stole everything about it in an effort to reproduce it! But as you well know Dean, though it is often imitated there is only one XCW! With my guidance Dean you became a star in XCW and with my guidance sir you can become a star again!

 

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DEAN MASTERS

Class is in Session

Is in the XWA Ring and Says: *Strokes my chin in deep thought contemplating Hammond while keeping a close eye on Legacy and Stoppable.*

 

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PAUL HAMMOND

Former Head of XCW / XWA Senior Authority

Is in the XWA Ring and Says: “Now Dean I know things have been difficult for you these past few years. The wrestling business has been very unkind to you my friend. However fate stepped in for you! Fate in the form of me Paul Hammond! I stuck my neck out for you and got you a job here in XWA even though they said it would never happen! Even though many years ago Alexis swore that you never set foot in XWA again! But here you are! I did that for you! The time has now come for you to do something for me Dean! You see a war is coming Dean! I can smell it on the air! It started last week with that ingrate Detox when had the audacity to question my decisions and the audacity to put his hands on me. Why if not for Alexis’s dog Unknown I probably wouldn’t be here right now speaking to you! It occurred to me that I need people, people I can trust to watch my back. That is why I have here with me tonight Lex Legacy and Ron Stoppable. Two men whom I trust! The question Dane, is can I trust you? Will you join me the man who made you a star many years ago, the man who got you a job when you so desperately need one, will you join me in this war?! *There is a long pause and just as Dean Masters raises his mic to his lips to respond Guns n Roses “Welcome to the Jungle” blasts from the speakers.*

 

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Pay the Price… Live Forever

Is at the Gorilla Position and Says: “I step through the curtains to a massive “XC-Dub” chant. I nod my head in rhythm with the chant then hold my arms apart imitating the Draven Fheenix pose. A mic in one hand and Singapore cane in the other. I look skyward my eyes closed soaking in the continued “XC-Dub” chants. I break the pose and heads to the ring not taking my eyes off of Hammond. I reach up grabbing the second rope and pulls myself on the ring apron and steps through the ropes. I walk right up to Masters ignoring Hammond and his cronies resting the cane on my shoulder.* “Marty you’re not buying any of Hammond’s bullsh*t are you? Hammond didn’t make you a star you did that on your own! All Hammond did was give us a place to show what we could do. We did the rest. Hammond like to take credit for XCW’s success but he knows it and I know it that you put XCW on the map! Remember Marty? That night in Buffalo New York when you turn the sport of professional wrestling on it’s ear and put XCW on the map! That night two things happen one word and one letter changed. We were no longer Easter Collision Wrestling, we were Xtreme Collision Wrestling! A name you declared as the only one that mattered after you defeated Scorpio Funk in a tournament for the GWA title. You spat on The GWA belt and threw it to the ground. XCW was born that night and you made it happen, not me , certainly not Hammond, you Marty! XCW took the wrestling world by storm and business was never better…that is until Hammond got greedy. Hammond wanted to compete with XWA and JEWCW even though he knew he couldn’t match them financially or in any way for that matter. In an effort to compete with the bigger companies Hammond bought KACW, a failing promotion that was dying primarily because of the national TV deal they had signed only a few months earlier. Hammond wanted national TV. He didn’t care that prior to that TV deal KACW had been a somewhat profitable company. All that mattered was that XCW would be on national TV. Lo and behold about 6 months later and XCW is in financial ruin! Checks were bouncing, bill were going unpaid, talent was leaving in droves and Hammond sold us out for the first time, merging with JEWCW and renaming the company as a whole AWX.  Fast forward to the present and Hammond does it again selling us out to XWA this time and leaving all of us out in the cold. Hammond is right about one thing Marty, there is a war coming but the question isn’t about trust or returning favors! The question is who are you Marty? Are you this?” *points at the blue singlet and ruler* “a wrestling school teacher? or are you THE ENTERPRISE! DANE FRIGGIN MA–” *Before I can finish my question I am attacked from behind by Legacy and Stoppable*

 

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DEAN MASTERS

Class is in Session

Is in the XWA Ring and Says: *Forever hits the mat hard as Legacy and Stoppable pounce on Forever. One stomps and kicks while the other rains down heavy rights to Forever’s prone head. The fans start an “ENTERPRISE” chant hoping to edge me on to save Forever. Finally I step in shoving Legacy and Stoppable off of Tommy. Both back off raising their hands in surrender. I pick up the mic off the mat and addresses Hammond.* “First off Hammond I don’t owe you a damn thing! Nobody makes decisions for me! I do what I want! When I want! And to whomever I want because I am THE ENTERPRISE and don’t you ever forget that Hammond!” *I pull Tommy back to his feet. Tommy looks at me holding the back of his head. I look him in the eyes then embraces Tommy to a thunderous “XC-Dub” chant. Hammond looks on in shock as I glare at him over Tommy’s shoulder. Without warning I lock my hands around Tommy lifting him off the mat and drops him with a “Higher Learning” (Pittsburg Plunge). I quickly get back to my feet as the fans boo me heinously pelting me with garbage. Hammond’s look of shock turns to a sh*t eating grin. I return a sinister grin of my own. Legacy, Stoppable and I proceed to stomp kick and punch the hell out of Forever. Directing traffic I order Legacy to get me a chair. Legacy rolls to the outside and throws the time keeper out of his chair folding it and sliding it into the ring to me. I grab the chair and pummels Forever senseless wearing him out. I throw the chair on the mat then drags a lifeless Tommy forever to his knees shoving his head between my thighs. I look out over the furiously booing crowd then lifts Forever into position for a sit out piledriver as garbage continues to bounce off of me. Legacy and Stoppable each grab one of Forever’s legs and on the count of three I leap in the air as Legacy and Stoppable push down with all the force they can muster adding extra stink on the piledriver. Forever’s head hits the chair with a sickening metallic crack and he bounces a foot off the mat before landing flat on his back in a convulsing heap. I yell at the camera man to get a close up as I lift Forever’s head off the mat by his hair and shoves his unconscious and bloodied face into the camera. I move Forever’s head to the side getting into the shot myself. I stare into the camera grinning and says “Class… dismissed!” then lets Forever’s head slump to the mat while I laugh uncontrollably.*

 

 

Adam Mooney

ADAM MOONEY

The Soundtrack of Xtreme

Is at the Announce table and Says: “Fans I don’t believe what we’ve just witnessed! It appeared that Dean Masters was returning to his XCW roots but instead he just inexplicably turned on Timmy Forever!” *Richmond screams in my ear “TOMMY!”* “Er…Sorry that’s Tommy Forever not Timmy my apologies fans! At any rate this has certainly been an unexpected turn of events fans!”

 

 

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PATIENCE DEVINE & GAWWWAAADGUS GAVIN GLITTER

XWA Color Commentators

Is at the Announce Table and Says: 

GAVIN: “Watchu talkin about Mooney! There ain’t nuthin unespected about it brutha! Ol Deano knows where his meal ticket is! Thangs be getting HAWT! HAWT! HAWT! Here tonite! OWWWW HAVE MERCY!”

PATIENCE: “Who’s Marty? Did his name change again? This so confusing. Is he Dane, Dean, or Marty Masters? Can someone please tell me? This is really making my head hurt…”

*Patience’s mic is abruptly cut off as Masters, Legacy, Stoppable and Hammond stand on the stage raising their hands in unity.  The screen fades to black as we go to another commercial break.*

 

XWA Fever Ep. 2 Segment 4. Nightmares of the past..

Adam Mooney

Adam Mooney

The Soundtrack Of Xtreme

Is at the ringside announce table and says: * Waits for my cue as I nervously shuffle through my run sheet for the evening..finally the red light turns on..Ten seconds countdown and I begin again* “Fans another unforgettable episode of XWA Wrestling and tonight’s Main Event is STILL to come with The Incredible Rip Remmington  taking in the 450 lb. Behemoth…Gangland!! After the melee we have just seen will Rip be ready to go with those injured ribs that look as if they have been re-injured!! Add fuel to the fire that Jaxxus is looking  for Remmington and we may have an explosive situation in our main event this evening headed of course to our big PPV a short time from now as XWA Presents Dangerous Liaisons!! We are set to go to our,..*The fans are cheering loudly at something happening in the crowd and I look to my left at ringside where former AWX World Champion Christian Banner sits at Ringside with Indy wrestler Perry Sirius as the fans are cheering the two visitors.

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Christian Banner

Sasketchewan Strangler

Is  in the audience and says: *Is shown momentarily on the X-Tron as my friend and I sit at ringside flashing our paid tickets smiling for the camera dressed in our street clothes of custom silk shirts and dress pants smiling and nodding to the crowd for the camera as they zoom in on us enjoying the action.*

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Perry Sirius

NTI Developmental Wrestler

Is in the audience and says: *Sat in the crowd with my friend and mentor Christian Banner as our faces flash on the camera as I mug for the fans waving at the camera just enjoying our time at the show as fans are going wild at our appearance in the XWA.

Adam Mooney

Adam Mooney

The Soundtrack Of Xtreme

Is at the ringside announce table and says: *Reacting to Banner and Sirius being in the crowd at an XWA show as Banner is known as a former AWX World Champion* “ Fans..you just never know who may show up in the XWA…!! Up next we have the man who just last week won the XWA Heavyweight Championship from Jon Hardcastle Jr. In an absolute shocker. For those who missed out it would be Jon Jr. Under the guise of Carnage wrestling in the RD Bradley Memorial Tournament to win the AWX championship…it would then be revealed that new owners in the company would be the AWXs very own high-profile competitors the XWA had purchased the company. It was revealed that XWA owner Alexis Santos had used the AWXs former owners son as a pawn to secure the companies biggest title and thus shockingly rebranded the company into the XWA. Just last week it would be XWAs owners decree to schedule and impromptu match up with Jon Jr. And XWA legend Nightmare who made his official re-debut after a long hiatus and the double cross was on. Jon Jr. despite betraying his father and his company that he built over the years he was eliminated quickly from the title scene as Nightmare returned and squashed an unsuspecting Jon Jr.to recapture the newly minted XWA championship! Now that you are all filled in..ladies and gentlemen ..The XWA Heavyweight Champion…Nightmare!!”

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Nightmare

XWA Heavyweight Champion

Is on the rampway and says: *The lights flicker as Marilyn Manson’s “Fight Song” rips over the loud-speaker as the fans turn their attention to the video wall as it displays WICKED CLOWNS as the arena erupts…as the dust settles and the music stops I stand mid-ramp dressed in a long red armless trench coat with high collars with “Wicked Clowns” emblazoned across the back..I toss up the wicked clowns symbol as red fireworks explode on each side of me before marching to the ring with purpose dragging the strap lazily at my side..I step up on the ring stairs pausing momentarily glaring at Banner and Sirius at ringside grinning as I sling the belt over my shoulder patting it as I lock eyes with the guests..I grand continue on up the stairs grabbing the top rope vaulting into the ring rushing the camera side set of ropes stepping up on the second rope holding the XWA Championship high as I turn it towards me kissing it before rolling my eyes demonically as fire works explode out of the turn buckles around the ring.

 

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“Gawwwdggusss” Gavin Glitter and Patience Devine

XWA Color Commentators

is at the ringside announce table and says:

Gavin Glitter: ” The Champion is heeeaaahhh!! Not sure about that devil musak he come to the rang with though…he could use a little southern country and that boy would be SET!! He sure dot look like any clown I seen before..and XWA aint no circus!!”

Patience Devine: “I like that gold thing he has with him…how come no one buys this gal any gold huh shugahh?? Whats the hold up Mr. Glitter?”

Gavin Glitter: “Ohhhh Larrrhhhddd…lets get into the action heeyah!!” *Quickly dodges the bullet and watches the action intently..not glancing over as to not answer her question!!*

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Nightmare

XWA Heavyweight Champion

Is inside the XWA Ring and says: *Walks around with the XWA championship slung over my right shoulder I reach out to ringside for a mic as I pace around the ring with a contemplating look on my face..I walk mid-ring looking into the hard camera as I begin my diatribe* “WICKED CLOWNS Rejoice!!! *Takes in a huge “Welcome Back” chant. * “Save your energy…Its been a long time and believe me I have been waiting for this day. I don’t need to go back in time and tell you the same old story of how the XWA died and how everything we built went up in flames as a result of pure sabotage from a little group of insects who took a good faith gesture and turned it black with cancer. You see when we were at our peak…we opened our doors and unknowingly let the cancer in. I sat back..I told everyone this was a bad idea…”They are not like Us” I said over and over. They said “They have a great roster who can help us grow” they said. They even brought their own belt! I am not even gonna dignify them by mentioning their names. You see unlike others..fool me once SHAME ON YOU…fool me twice SHAME ON ME..and I don’t make mistakes a second time. So I look in the front row and who do I see..well..Its Christian Banner everybody..The brand new champion in Japan. You see as a student of history I know how this story plays out. Champion from Japan comes over..challenges for OUR championships..infects our promotion like a disease..and suddenly we are closing our doors. Mr Banner…is that why you are here tonight?? *Laughs as I lean into the ropes in front of the area both men are seated* Well..I know the music is good..but you my friends are playing the wrong song. So gentlemen..tonight you get to watch the Champ in action. You see I have a big match on the MAIN EVENT of a PPV coming up…something that your buddies managed to keep me away from for a decade in fear of losing their precious “Spot” in the business. So… I am gonna take myself and these “Clowns” here tonight… *Throws up the Wicked Clowns hand gesture to the people as a “Wicked Clowns” chant erupts* on a little preview of what I am gonna do to AJ Prophet at Dangerous Liaisons and the proud Japanese champion at ringside can go report to your jobless friends that the Champion is The Clown…and he is NO LAUGHING Matter!! Get me someone out here..Ill beat their ass…*Tosses the mic over my back and folds up the belt passing it to the referee.* I take off my long red robe as I bounce up and down loosening up as I stare straight ahead at the rampway awaiting an opponent…any opponent!*

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“The Interrogator”

C.V. Hardcastle

Is on the rampways and says:* The strains of Metallicas “Turn The Page” roars over the sound system as “Hardcastle” streams across the video wall as the fans erupt expecting the appearance of AWXs fearless leader Krull Valhalla aka John Hardcastle…but instead they get C.V.Hardcastle..looking very similar to the legendary AWX Champion and Owner but clearly the reaction turns to boos as old C.V. makes his way out on the rampway mimicking the very actions of the icon. I mockingly make my way down the rampway having the Valhalla walk and gestures perfectly coordinated..I step on the ring apron “wiping my feet” as I step between the middle ropes entering the ring. I unzip my authentic Horses Of Valhalla black ring jacket to reveal a miniature “World Title” with “J.E.W.C.W” written on it with marker. The belt is a foam kids toy belt found at the concession stand and now my symbol of excellence. I hold it up for all to see as I mockingly fold it gingerly and hands it to the referee as I walk nose to nose with Nightmare making fun of the legendary performer I drag my finger across my throat just as Krull did. Fans pelt the ring with refuse as security struggle to clean it up. *

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Nightmare

XWA Heavyweight Champion

Is inside the XWA Ring and says: *Mockingly looks at C.V. with a patronizing “Concerned” look..The bell rings and we lock up..I wind up in the collar and elbow tie up overselling its effects and bumps like I have been thrown from the top of a building. I kneel up shaking it off nodding at C.V. giving him that one volley in the match

Adam Mooney

Adam Mooney

The Soundtrack Of Xtreme

Is at the ringside announce table and says: “Looks like the Hardcastle Bloodlines run deeper than we thought! C.V. looking very similar to someone I have seen before and this one looks like it’s underway fans now its match time. I know that the XWA title is on the line here with this open challenge..but the bigger question looms..is old C.V.s strap on the line here as well? Is this title vs. “title”??

CVHardcastle

The Interrogator

C.V. HardCastle

Is inside the XWA Ring and says: *Goes through ridiculous motions locking Nightmare in a high wristlock..twisting into a side headlock quickly transitioning to a switch behind into a drop toe hold knocking the champ to the mat as I stand up grabbing my wrists and rubbing them as I begin waving Nightmare on to get up. I grab one leg dropping two knees to the inside of his leg before switching into a very old school Indian death lock..twisting and turning the leg before releasing it and throwing it to the mat ..I hold the leg down with two hands as I stand leaping in the air swinging inwards with a knee to the leg as I work over the leg with over the top histrionics…mocking Valhallas every expression.

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Nightmare

XWA Heavyweight Champion

Is inside the XWA ring and says: C.V. continues to work the leg as we get to a standing base as he holds one foot as I bounce trying to maintain balance..swatting at C.V. but not connecting..I am.swept off my feet as HardCastle sweeps the leg while maintaining a grip on my leg as I fall..twisting it at the heel and dropping and elbow to the inside of my thigh..I finally kickloose rolling to the corner wiping my mouth with almost a panic washing over me realizing this guy is not going with the “Plan”.

CVHardcastle

The Interrogator

C.V. HardCastle

Is inside the XWA Ring and says: *Looks at Nightmare with a grin as he backs off..I hold the top rope firing in a series of kicks to his shoulder as he sits in the corner..I yank him to his feet locking him into a suplex position I lift him high up before falling face first with a Gourd Buster as Nightmare sells the move literally bouncing from his stomach over to his back on the mat with high elevation. Fans are getting behind Hardcastle with a quite “C.V.” chant beginning.

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“Gawwwdggusss” Gavin Glitter and Patience Devine

XWA Color Commentators

is at the ringside announce table and says:

Patience Devine: *Visibly concerned I cover my mic with my hand leaning into Gavin Glitter and mouthing “Is this supposed to be happening?? Hes beating Nightmare? Is this the plan??” *Goes back into character* “Darlin this Hardcastle guy looks like he didn’t fall too far from the tree…hes giving the champ a fight!! Would you fight for me like that? A girl loves a strong man who can take care and fight for her!!”

Gavin Glitter: *Looking back at Patience equally as concerned shrugging not sure myself* “Baybee aint no one gonna put their hands on mah woman!! I am gonna have ta get in that ring and give Nightmare a wrestling lesson and help him get his groove back daddy!! Ole Gavin Glitter knows how to get funky like a monkey in that there ring!!”

CVHardcastle

The Interrogator

C.V. HardCastle

Is inside the XWA Ring and says:* I hook the leg and the ref slides into position as I push off with my foot hooking it in deep as the fans at ringside get to their feet with the sense of something about to happen here!! It is VERY apparent that I am suddenly going into business for myself and NOT what I was originally “Scripted” to do. The ref slides in slapping the mat with a well paced deliberate 1….2…..thr…..is cut off as Nightmare manages a weak rolled shoulder as fans are getting behind the match onboard with me. I roll off quickly keeping the momentum going. I yank him to his feet whipping him off the ropes…*

Adam Mooney

Adam Mooney

The Soundtrack Of Xtreme

Is at the ringside announce table and says: *Looks eyes wide to the production team wondering what is happening in the ring as C.V. gets much closer to winning the belt in a major upset about to go down. No one will tell me whats going on so I roll with it* “Fans we maybe on the preface of a major upset…the champion is in trouble here!! C.V. Hardcastle making his XWA debut has put the champion in serious trouble!! The main event of Dangerous Liaisons is in big trouble!!”

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Nightmare

XWA Heavyweight Champion

Is inside the XWA ring and says: *Glares at C.V. knowing something is off and that this guy is not going with the plan..but am powerless to do anything with. Is whipped off the ropes as C.V. prepares for his spinebuster as I rebound off the ropes I baseball slide between his legs avoiding the hook and rebounds off the ropes behind C.V. coming off with a high spin kick high in the air!!

CVHardcastle

The Interrogator

C.V. HardCastle

Is inside the XWA Ring and says: *Sees the spinkick coming and ducks low as Nightmare passes well over the top of my head crashing to the mat..as he stands up I am already waiting as I snap in hard with a unbelievablely hard high spinebuster as now all fans are on their feet as are the announcers. I roll in hooking the pin as the ref is right in place as the ref slaps 1…..2…..3!!! The arena erupts so much so the camera is literally shaking as fans are seen jumping up and down in glee in the background as the camera catches the shock on the fans face as well as the announcers who do not even know what to say. As the camera flashes back to the ring with chaos erupting the ref is seen about to call for the bell but sees Nightmares foot underneath the ropes…and ponders before calling for the bell then waves it off as I protest the call certain he put it under after the fall..I rub my head collecting my thoughts…then continuing my momentum I raise my hand in the “V” symbol that fans now as the finish of one Krull Valhalla..a man I am clearly mirroring..I waste no time pulling Nightmare into the position of the Fisherman’s Suplex Brainbuster known as the “V-Max” Knowing this is it I drag my finger across my throat signalling the end and lifts Nightmare into position and up in the air for the move!!

Adam Mooney

 

Adam Mooney

The Soundtrack Of Xtreme

Is at the ringside announce table and says: *Literally standing looking for someone to tell me this is all in the plan but getting nothing…I look to Gavin for a hint but my Co-Hosts are equally as stunned* “Nightmare just escaped certain defeat but now this will be the nail in the coffin for the champ!! This is incredible..this unknown grappler has got the champ locked in the V-Max..if he hits this we will for the third week in a row have a brand new champion!!”

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Nightmare

XWA Heavyweight Champion

Is inside the XWA ring and says: *Is high up in the move however my foot catches the ref in the side of the head knocking him down to the mat…C.V. sees what just transpired and stops the hold mid move setting me down to check on the ref as the fans are outraged..I lay on the mat in a heap.*

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Randy Rampage

The Macho Madness

Is on the rampway and says:* The curtains part as “Pomp and Circumstance” plays out of no where for several seconds announcing my entrance as I stroll out wearing an amazing green and white glitter robe as I spin around on the top of the stage stopping as I face the ring again..I toss off my signature ski goggles and madness do-rag. I drop my robe revealing a sleeveless referee shirt and black jeans underneath as my music stops I point towards the ring as the fans erupt!! I put my arms out almost asking the fans if they want me to intervene as I make my mind up…I finally rush the ring as the fans are going wild..I slide into the ring getting to my feet looking down to the fallen ref..C.V. looks at me as he has Nightmare on his knees and clasped by the hair..I nod to him to continue the match as I look to the ref on the mat ,sliding him out of the ring with my foot. *

Adam Mooney

Adam Mooney

The Soundtrack Of Xtreme

Is at the ringside announce table and says: “THATS RANDY RAMPAGE!! The Macho Madness is here tonight in the XWA!! He will be the special guest referee for the No Moves Barred Cage Match at Dangerous Liaisons and looks like we are going to see his officiating skills right here tonight!! *Is SCREAMED AT OVER THE MICROPHONE from Alexis in the back as this tidbit of information has NOT been revealed on air yet..I stumble to gather my senses knowing that I may have blown an entire storyline* ” My gosh…what a night!! He here right on time..C.V. has the champ beaten..he just needs to finalize the deal! “

CVHardcastle

The Interrogator

C.V. HardCastle

Is inside the XWA Ring and says: *Looks in the eyes of Randy Rampage shocked at his appearance…Rampage looks at me and waves me to continue as I look out to the audience who are bouncing with excitement. I quickly shoot the “V” symbol up again quickly snatching Nightmare into the hook of the Fisherman’s Brainbuster as I elevate him high ready to win the XWA championship!!*

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Randy Rampage

The Macho Maddness

Is on the rampway and says: *Waits for C.V. to get Nightmare high into the move as I watch with my hands on my side when suddenly I kick the leg out from in under C.V. as Nightmare crashes on top of Hardcastle hooked deep into a cradle as I count what appears to be a very quick 3 count to a stunned audience. The fans boo loudly as I promptly leap between the ropes pointing accusingly at C.V. as he fans voice their displeasure.

Adam Mooney

Adam Mooney

The Soundtrack Of Xtreme

Is at the ringside announce table and says: “What just happened here fans?? I for one think I just saw Randy Rampage cost C.V. the match?? Just what is Randy Rampages reason for being in the XWA? Is he here to just special guest referee at the PPV or does he have a different agenda?? Is he to be trusted?? So any questions to be answered here tonight!!

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“Gawwwdggusss” Gavin Glitter and Patience Devine

XWA Color Commentators

is at the ringside announce table and says:

Patience Devine: “I like Randy Rampage…he not only knows how to treat a lady hes a heck of a ref too baby!!”

Gavin Glitter: ” He’s no referee..he just stole that match away from that bald dude..as for the ladies I think that Rampage better keep his eyes off my woman and worry about his own..I heard that a few boys in the back have their eyes on his precious First Lady! Nobody puts Gavin in the corner!!”

CVHardcastle

The Interrogator

C.V. HardCastle

Is inside the XWA Ring and says: *Kneels up..absolutely stunned that I lost and looks over to Randy Rampage unsure of what just happened as I see Nightmare scurry out of the ring with the belt..I just stay in the ring on my knees hands on my head in shock..as the camera watches Nightmare stumbling up the ramp behind Rampage like a thief in the night*

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“Keen” Dean Oakland

Channel 5s Hotline Reporter

Is at the backstage Interview set and says: *Quickly gets into position gathering my microphone cord as I catch Randy Rampage as he rifles through the curtain..I pull him into the interview set for the Hotline * “Randy Rampage…you just made a statement out there by intervening in the world championship match. However I have to ask..why did you cost that Hardcastle kid the match…we were on the verge of having a new champion and YOU Randy Rampage put a stop to that!! Why Randy Rampage..our fans demand an answer!!

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Randy Rampage

The Macho Maddness

Is at the backstage Interview set and says:“Questions…uhhh huh…The fans want annnswers…well ahhhm figurin and thinkin that The Maddness has all the answers…Uhhh huh..answers to questions that have yet to be asked. Summmtaaames a guy likes to go into business for himself like TONIGHT…but that wasnt gonna happen with the Maddness watching over things.. No,No..Uhh Uh.. You see Randy Rampage has been asked to referee the No Moves Barred Cage match…uuhhh huh..No one else is able to control the chaos and destruction like the Maddness. I came here tonight to show the world that ahhhhhh willlll call that match like I called it tonight…right down the middle..”

kean-dean“Keen” Dean Oakland

Channel 5s Hotline Reporter

Is at the backstage Interview set and says: “You have to be kidding me..you COST a man the world title out there. With your history with Rip Remmington how can anyone trust YOU Randy Rampage to call it down the middle?? What will happen when you get in that cage and come face to face with a man who you have a storied past with and an angry giant Hollywood Monster!!

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Randy Rampage

The Macho Maddness

Is at the backstage Interview set and says: “FREAK OUT..FREAK OUT..The Maddness is gonna step in that cage and I am gonna look that Monster in the eye and he will gaze back into the eyes of the Madness and put him on notice uuhhh….and then I am gonna turn around and look RIP REMMINGTON IN THE EYES..thats right Uhhh Huh…I may extend my hand and let bygones be bygones…uhhh huh…or I just may SLAP HIM IN THE FACE!! What I will do???..Only the Maddness Knows for SURE!! Excitement is the word of the day and excitement is where I go…Ohhhhhh Yeaahhhh…Have a good day Kean Dean..uhhh huh.. DOIN THE THING!! *Moves quickly offset*

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“Keen” Dean Oakland

Channel 5s Hotline Reporter

Is at the backstage Interview set and says: “The Macho Madness everyone…I don’t know about you at home but I am more confused than ever BUT you can find out more when you call the XWA Hotline for 7.99 a minute 6.99 each additional minute children ask your parents for permission.  As well on tonight’s hotline will cover this story and of course the rumor that Seven-Dust is on his way back to the XWA scene and what that means for the company..and more..back to you Adam, Patience and Gavin at ringside!!”

CVHardcastle

The Interrogator

C.V. HardCastle

Is inside the XWA Ring and says: *the camera as it about fades off suddenly picks up on me as I exit out through a side door as to avoid all producers and talent..the camera stays back as not to be picked up following me. As I exit with my ring gear still on and a towel around my neck wiping my face another figure who is not visible to the camera speaks to me as I exit. “Excellent performance out there Chris..you shook em up..thats EXACTLY what I wanted..heres what I promised you.” The camera gets close enough to see an envelope excanging hands to C.V. from a mystery figure who only his arm is shown in the frame wearing what appears to be a grey business suit. I turn around quickly yelling at the camera and putting my hand over the lens yelling as the scene goes to an abrupt commercial.*

 

 

 

 

 

 

XWA Fever Episode 2 Seg. 3: “When Iron Eagle met Dorian / Power Surge” Backstage Segment.

*The show returns from commercial with a backstage camera shot. As the camera approaches a turn in the corridor arguing can be heard. The camera turns the corner to find Iron Eagle and “Bucksaw” Jim Dawson in a heated argument…*

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“Bucksaw” Jim Dawson

All American “Tough Guy”

Is in the Backstage Area and Says: *I sit in a chair holding an ice pack on my shoulder, my 2×4 is leaning against the wall beside me. I angrily glare at Iron Eagle as chew him out for leaving me in the ring earlier with the Maximovs.* “What the hell was that out there tonight, Eagle? First you interfere in my match then you leave me to deal with the Maximovs on my own!” You’re supposed to be my tag partner! You’re suppose to have my back!”

 

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Iron Eagle

Making America Great Again

Is in the Backstage Area and Says: *I rub my right eye then blinks trying to supposedly clear my vision.* “You won the match didn’t you? So what’s the problem?! Look those ruskies play dirty so I say we fight fire with fire! As to what happened earlier, cut me some slack Jim, I got hit in the eye out there, I couldn’t see a damn thing out there! What good would it have done for me to jump in there blind?! I knew you could take it, you are the “tough guy” after all! We need to put this behind us and get on the same page otherwise we wont stand a chance at “Dangerous Liaisons”! We need to be a cohesive unit, Jim! An unstoppable Cohe…” My attention gets drawn further down the corridor to man gazing at himself in a mirror on the wall…*

 

Dorian Apollo

“Darling” Dorian Apollo

The Darling of the Wrestling world

Is in the Backstage Area and Says: *I stare at my reflection in the mirror mesmerized by what I see.  I fluff my platinum blonde hair and check my makeup consisting of eye shadow around one eye, blush and ruby red lipstick. I’m wearing a pink flowery dress and numerous feather boas. I fix a large flower in my hair then satisfied with my appearance. I walk down the corridor towards Iron Eagle and Jim Dawson. Iron Eagle stares a hole through me as I walk towards them. I stop directly in front of Iron Eagle looking him up and down..* “Take a picture, honey, it’ll last longer.” *I smirk at Iron Eagle then continues on my way leaving Iron Eagle still glaring at me.*

 

*The camera continues to follow Dorian Apollo through the corridors of the backstage. A struggle can be heard as the camera nears the next corner. Apollo continues on straight while the camera turns the corner. On the right there is an open dressing room door. The camera peers into the dressing room on to a scene of The Bringers of Pain pummeling Daemon Anarchy.*

 

 

The Bringers of Pain

Wrath & Fury

Is in the Dressing Room and says: *Wrath stomps Anarchy senseless while I rain down punches on Anarchy’s head from my knees.  A table in the room has already been smashed. I get to my feet grabbing a piece of broke table. Wrath drags Anarchy to his feet  and I crumple Anarchy to the floor once more smashing the table remnant over Anarchy’s head. We drag Anarchy to his feet once more each grabbing Anarchy’s head and throws Anarchy face first into the wall. Anarchy hits with a sickening splat then crumples to the floor again.*

 

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The Man Called

SURGE!

Is in the Backstage Area and Says: *Determined to talk to Daemon Anarchy and make him understand that I haven’t been attacking him, I approach Anarchy’s dressing room. I tentatively raise my fist to knock on the door. I hear the scuffle going on inside and bursts through the door to see The Bringers of Pain pummeling a lifeless Daemon Anarchy. I grab a folding chair just inside the door quickly folding it and chasing the Bringers out of the room through the opposite door on the other side of the room. Having chased off the Bringers of Pain, I turn my attention back to Anarchy crouching beside him chair still in hand and checks on Anarchy.*

 

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Ronan Rage

You Won’t Like me When I’m Angry

Is in the Backstage Area and says: *I walk into Anarchy’s dressing room talking to Anarchy as I do completely unaware of what has happened. I stop abruptly as I see Surge crouching over a fallen Daemon Anarchy with a chair. Surge see me and quickly stands up dropping the chair trying to explain himself.* “I knew we couldn’t trust you, you son of..” *I charge at Surge in a blind rage driving him backwards through a faux wall with a hellacious spear sending clouds of drywall dust and debris in the air. I crawl out of the hole in the wall getting to my feet completely white with drywall dust. in the distance fans watching on the X-Tron in the arena can be heard booing me heinously. Officials and EMTs storm into the room. Some of the officials hold me back while the others check on both Surge and Anarchy’s condition.*

 

*The camera fades to a shot of Adam Mooney at the announce table. Neither Mooney, Patience or Gavin is aware that they are live on the air again and Patience tries to force a pair of Gavin Glitter Shades on Mooney’s face. All three talk amongst themselves completely out of character until the show finally goes to the scheduled commercial break.*

XWA Fever Episode 2 Seg. 2: “With Friends like these..” No Moves Barred Match Build Up.

*We return back from the break as Adam Mooney eyes the ring as we are starting hot off the break with no intro but dives into the action. Not so mysterious by their absence are color commentators Patience Devine and Gavin Glitter who made themselves scare again just as we come back live on the air leaving Adam Mooney high and dry with all planned back and forth commentator spots now up in the air…nevertheless the show goes live*

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Jaxxus

Hollywood Wrecking Machine

Is Inside The ring and says: *We come back already in progress from commercial with Jaxxus music playing as the huge jacked up Hollywood monster paces around the XWA ring as his music thumps over the house sound system. Jaxxus grabs the ring announcer by the lapels of his black suit jacket roughing him up until he surrenders his house microphone..I snatch it releasing the diminutive announcer who scurries to safety. I look camera side as the camera zooms in on my crazy eyes ..one looking straight ahead..the other straying off devilishly sadistic as I begin to speak in a deep loud yelling tone* “Rip Remmington…Rip Remmington….You KNOW why Jaxxus is here!! *The No Moves Barred big blue open solid steel cage is lowered from the ceiling as Jaxxus addresses the fans* “Rip..the threats are OVER..The Talking is OVER…the waiting…is OVER. I know you have a match TONIGHT against Gangland and I will NOT let an opportunity pass to DEE STROY YOU!! * Pounds my chest with every word as sweat rolls off my head with serious intensity* “So Jaxxus promised I would find YOU Rip..and now..your Nightmare is..*Suddenly is cut off unexpectedly by the “Boomer Sooner* Football theme erupts as Jaxxus stalls suddenly looking towards the stage as “Santos” (The name of the XWA owner ) rolls across the screen to a hot pop from the fans not knowing what is to come*

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Alex Santos

2nd Generation Blue Chipper

Is on the rampway and says: Tosses the curtains to the side as young son of Alexis Santos , Alex Santos walks out on stage with one side of his head wrapped in bandage from the sadistic attack the previous week by Detox , the Cane Swinging, Beer Swilling, Extremist is evident. Alex is wearing his college Letterman jacket open with no shirt underneath where more bandages are evident around his rib cage. He is flanked by his portly spokesman and former owner of Xtreme Collision Wrestling and corporate turncoat Mr.Paul Hammond. Alex paces the stage with Rattan cane in hand*

Adam Mooney

Adam Mooney

The Soundtrack Of Xtreme

Is at the ringside announce table and says: “Well fans looks like we are off and running after a hot opening segment with Bucksaw and Maximov…looks like we are going into an interview with The Hollywood Wrecking Machine..Jaxxus. The big man has company!  Thats the son of the Boss The Blue Chipper…Alex Santos!! “

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Paul Hammond

Former XCW Owner and current XWA Advocate

Is on the rampway and says: *Slowly and slyly saunters onto the ramp grinning from ear to ear as I play full jostle with a microphone as I cross my arms taking in the boos and chants of “You sold out..Alex Sucks dual chant” “Allow me to introduce myself..my name is Paul Hammond..and I am the personal Advocate for the brand new  prodigy of extreme..the man who last week showed that he is the most extreme wrestler EVER to set foot in an XWA ring..and the son of our beautiful, talented and creatively genius Ms.Alexis Santos…I present to you the Son Of Xtreme..The Blue Chip sensation..Mr Alex Santos!!* Claps wildly and unapologetically through the boos* Well TONIGHT…my boy Alex has something to prove…apparently my client here is not being taken seriously by my dear friend and enemy Detox! Well, with a PPV match only weeks away..Alex here will make each and every one of you the fans and that hardcore drunk into believers. ***Alex paces back and forth In front of Paul yelling out “Give me Detox..I’ll cane his ass!!” Paul resumes.” So tonight..Alex has one man in mind..one man will be the sacrifice to the gods of Xtreme to once and for all crown my client the brand new name in the hallowed halls of Xtreme legends..and we start with…*Long Pause* JAXXUS!!!” *A huge sound of pure shock resonates through the fans*

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Alex Santos

2nd Generation Blue Chipper

Is on the rampway and says: *Stops dead in my tracks..as my eyes widen with Paul’s revelation that I will be fighting Jaxxus. I lower my cane shaking my head as I push Paul’s mic away from his mouth trying to have an off camera aside with him but my words are still picked up by the cameras* Paul…what the hell??? Jaxxus man?? That guy is a MONSTER…there is NO WAY that I can..” * Is cut off cold by a dead serious Paul Hammond*

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Paul Hammond

Former XCW Owner and current XWA Advocate

Is on the rampway and says:* Gets directly in Alex’s face now voice raised commanding his attention * “ No..now you STOP..are you telling me that you are afraid of that big lug in that ring..let me remind you who you are..you sir are Alex Santos…Son of the most powerful lady in professional wrestling..and the most XTREME superstar this company has ever seen. He is an ACTOR..YOU are a SANTOS..now get down there and chop that tree down and NEVER…EVER let them forget who they are dealing with. You send a message to Detox that he has no idea what he is dealing with. Now If you choose not to..and you want to me go back and tell your MOTHER you can’t do what I need you to do..then I will graciously step aside..or you can take that cane head down to the ring and show the world..that Alex “FN” Santos is a Paul Hammond guy!!

Adam Mooney

Adam Mooney

The Soundtrack Of Xtreme

Is at the ringside announce table and says: “The Young Santos apparently has a Death wish..and his advocate Paul Hammond has to know this is a bad idea!! I know sometimes we get advice..but Hammonds advice isn’t worth the paper it’s printed on! Alex if he has any sense would be telling Paul “No” and live to fight another day…but it looks like this kid has more guts than brains here tonight!!”

 

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Jaxxus

Hollywood Wrecking Machine

Is Inside The ring and says: * Grinning wildly I unstrap my large shoulder pads tossing them in the corner as I wave the Santos kid to the ring as a huge “ Jaxxus is gonna kill you” chant breaks out by proxy. I order the ref to open the cage door as I taunt Alex to get in the ring*

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Alex Santos

2nd Generation Blue Chipper

Is on the rampway and says: *Psychs myself up slapping myself in the face bouncing up and down as I let out a yell as Hammond continually pushes me to fight..I snap the Singapore cane off the X-Tron for effect and tosses off my jacket revealing my bandaged ribs were far worse than they looked. I storm down the metal rampway finally getting to ringside in front of the big red cage in front of me where inside the Wrecking Machine waits sadistically…I look from side to side as now the audience breaks into a “Alex Alex” chant. I take a deep breath and begins to scale the side of the imposing structure..I climb right to the top sitting carefully on the connection of two sides of the No Moves Barred Prison…I hold my cane high for all to see as I look down as Jaxxus stands directly below me pounding his chest in primal rage. I pull myself up to a standing position on top of the cage with a suspension cable that lowers the cage from the ceiling with Paul Hammond yelling at me to jump. I look out to the sea of XWA faithful in the audience as I cross my heart and raises my cane high..closing my eyes I leap off the cage!! I strike Jaxxus HARD over the head from 15 feet above with all my might and a quickening SNAP of a Singapore cane..that does not break but almost bounces with force off the head of the Hollywood Wrecking Machine to a huge pop!

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Adam Mooney

The Soundtrack Of Xtreme

Is at the ringside announce table and says: “Santos just rocked the big Hollywood Monster!! Jaxxus is hurt..Santos striking hard out of the gate…he is here to fight and he caught his opponent HARD with that Malaysian Cane to.. *Is yelled at in his headset and correct on the cane origin* “Uhhh..thats a Singapore Cane…apparently…yes the cane is from SINGAPORE!! Where they make strong…uhh canes!!”

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Jaxxus

Hollywood Wrecking Machine

Is Inside The ring and says: *Takes the Savage snap of the cane over the head of Santos Singapore cane as it stuns me..I sell it hard as I struggle to remain standing and drops to one knee as I try to stand as the crowd is going nuts..I pull myself up with a trickle of blood coming from an open gash in the top of my head as I teeter like a tree in the wind before finally collapsing flat back in the middle of the ring..the fans out of their mind by this time begin a “HolyShit” chant..as I look straight up at the lights.

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 Paul Hammond

Former XCW Owner and current XWA Advocate

Is at ringside and says: *Holds my head in total disbelief that Alex has chopped down the big Monster as still stunned..yells at Alex to get up and continue the beating before the Monster has time to process the blow*

 

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Alex Santos

2nd Generation Blue Chipper

Is Inside the No Moves Barred Cell and says: *Rises to my feet seeing the result of my daring feat as the fans are now chanting my name..I walk to camera side doing a Tommy Forever classic extreme pose with two arms out to the side..posing and soaking up the cheers that grow more intense as unbeknownst to me the Monster Jaxxus slowly rises behind me wiping off the blood on his hand trembling with anger as I continue to taunt the fans with my Xtreme prowress*

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Adam Mooney

The Soundtrack Of Xtreme

Is at the ringside announce table and says: “Shades of Tommy Forever…this young man IS EXTREME!! Alex Santos bringing the noise here to the XWA arena…but just wait…THE MONSTER IS ALIVE…WATCH OUT ALEX!!”

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Jaxxus

Hollywood Wrecking Machine

Is Inside The ring and says: *I stand now very steadily behind the young upstart ..enraged with the blood..my own blood now flowing from my head ..I wait until he has the stunning realization that I am back up without even turning around as he suddenly is frozen in time momentarily struggling on what to do with this crisis..he slowly turns around and I grab him by the hair and hitting him with a side knee to the stomach..gritting my teeth I yell at him before throwing him very high to the other side of the ring face first into the upper part of the cage as he recoils like a spring from the solid steel unforgiving structure literally bouncing off the mat. I yank him up again clubbing him several times over the back with seriously stiff clubbing forearm smashes dropping him to the mat with each one.  I pound my chest like King Kong as I lift young Alex Santos over my head with an awesome press slam pumping him like a weight bar before throwing his carcass back first into the cage as he flip-flops back into the ring with a THUD after hitting the cage..he writhes in pain clutching his already injured ribs and back as I stand over him menacingly..*

Adam Mooney

Adam Mooney

The Soundtrack Of Xtreme

Is at the ringside announce table and says: “The ungodly power of Jaxxus…and just like that Alex Santos is in dire danger!! Paul Hammond may have to find himself a new charge cause it looks like the expiration date on young Alex Santos is up as of right now!!”

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Paul Hammond

Former XCW Owner and current XWA Advocate

Is at ringside and says: *Covers my face in my hands watching the carnage ensue as poor Alex Santos, Son of the Owner, bounces like a ping-pong ball from one side of the imposing violent structure to the other..I half heartedly yell to Alex to get up and fight trying to hold back my grin that the Santos Kid is taking an absolute beating and I try my best to remain concerned for the son of the owner who stripped away the company I spent so much time building. I need this job I remind myself and I will build the XWA just as I did with XCW..off the backs of the Owners!*

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Alex Santos

2nd Generation Blue Chipper

Is Inside the No Moves Barred Cell and says: *Rolling around in agony..I clutch my back and ribs as I look up holding my hand out to Paul Hammond for help as I see the Singapore cane only inches away. I hear Paul yelling at me to get up as Jaxxus take a momentary break from the onslaught to pose ..I crawl towards the cane..my only hope at a fight..not wanting to let Paul down I leap towards the cane..getting my hand around its hilt…finally. *

 

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Jaxxus

Hollywood Wrecking Machine

Is Inside The No Moves Barred Cage and says: *Turns quickly seeing Alex grasp the weapon…I stomp down hard on his hand as he begs off now holding his back, ribs and now hand. I lift him from the mat securing him tightly in the unescapable grip of my bear hug..but not just and ordinary version of the hold I swing wildly from side to side rag-dolling the young Santos kid as he wails from side to side with maximum velocity lifelessly flailing in the wind. Suddenly the familiar strains of “Real American Child”..the entrance music of the very man I came to destroy now echos throughout the arena as I stop with Alex lifeless in my grip..looking towards the rampway..grinning manically*

Adam Mooney

Adam Mooney

The Soundtrack Of Xtreme

Is at the ringside announce table and says: “That theme is undeniable..thats the song of the man Jaxxus called out tonight…thats the music of only one man..The INCREDIBLE RIP…REMMINGTON!! He is here to answer the big mans challenge that he has been saying for weeks!! He is scheduled later tonight to face the 450 lb. Gangland but he’s getting in on the action right now…we may just have our “No Maneuvers Allowed” Cage match RIGHT NOW!! *Is yelled at once again through the headset to correct the cage match name that I mistakenly messed up* “Yes…Manouvers are allowed fans…only MOVES are barred..in this “No Moves Barred Match!!” *Sits onscreen obviously frustrated by the obvious flubs as inaudible screams are heard in a low tone coming from my ear piece… I remove it throwing it across the table..all caught on camera as I just put my head down in shame*

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Rip Remmington

The Real American Hero

Is On The XWA Rampway and Says: *Tears through the curtain in my signature Blue tear way shirt and offset by white trunks boots and head band to a thunderous ovation…I stand at the top of the ramp throwing my arm way back and then forward waving an accusatory finger at Jaxxus as the fans yell “Yooouuu” as I call him out! I march forward down the ramp massive 24 inch arms flailing as I stalk down to the ominous Red structure that looms in front of me. The Hollywood Beast waves me on as he continues to pound on Alex as a way to taunt me. I look back and forth to the crowd getting myself “Ripped” up as I start to climb the cage as Jaxxus throws Alex lifelessly to the other side of the cage waiting for me to get in the ring!!*

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Gangland

One Man Army

Is on the XWA Rampway and Says: *Rushes to the ring as fast as my 450 pound awesome frame will allow catching Rip half way up the cage with a pounding forearm smash rocking him off the metal rungs and down to the floor in a standing position..as he holds himself up on the cage holding his back I follow-up with a savage avalanche into the steel structure squashing the 320 pound superstar with great force dropping him to the mat. Jaxxus calls for the cage to lift again as Gangland throws the devastated body of Rip Remmington into the ring at the feet of the man who’s only mission was to DESTROY him!! I roll under the ropes to join the fray.*

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Adam Mooney

The Soundtrack Of Xtreme

Is at the ringside announce table and says: *My god…thats the One Man Army…Gangland..and hes striking first on Rip..I dont like these odds for Remmington!! Gangland is scheduled to meet Rip later tonight in a revenge match following Ganglands Houseshow attack on Remmington a few weeks ago!! Rips ribs are still worse for wear I am told!!*

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Paul Hammond

Former XCW Owner and current XWA Advocate

Is at ringside and says: *Sees things getting out of hand..I look into the camera noting that “I HAVE TO GO BACK STAGE TO “GET HELP”  I rush quietly off set towards the back and off air..*

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Rip Remmington

The Real American Hero

Is inside the XWA ring and says: *I flat on my stomach after the assault as I try to pull myself to my feet unknowingly on the legs of the man who wants to end me as I struggle to one knee off the legs of Jaxxus..The Hollywood Wrecking Machine…the fans try to rally me with a strong “Rip Em” chant..*

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Jaxxus

Hollywood Wrecking Machine

Is Inside The XWA Ring and says: *Sees the beaten frame of Rip Remmington at my feet..as he gets to waist level..I grab both side of his head in my hands..gripping it tightly as I look out to the fans..threatening to snap his neck..yelling at Rip…finally turning it violently to one side instantly dropping Rip to the mat as the fans cheers turns to a rain of boos as I stand over him arms out to the side I put a foot on him as Gangland bounds off the ropes hitting a high Splash crushing the hero..I keep him still again with my foot pinning him in position with my size 14 boot as Gang hits as second…followed by a Third big splash on the ribs of the fan favorite..I pound my chest in victory as my PPV Opponent is squashed in front of me*

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Adam Mooney

The Soundtrack Of Xtreme

Is at the ringside announce table and says: “This is the end for Remmington…not only will he be unable to compete here tonight..but even his PPV match may be in danger as well..this assault from Jaxxus and Gangland just may put Rips entire career in jeopardy!!”

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Alex Santos

2nd Generation Blue Chipper

Is Inside the XWA Ring and says: Is slumped in the corner..and finally back to total consciousness as I see Rip being decimated …I look to my left..seeing my cane still left unattended..I reach out pulling it towards myself scrambling as not to be noticed by the two Monsters. The pounding continues as Gangland takes more air out of the body of Remmington with another giant splash as the ring shakes with each one. Neither Jaxxus or Gangland is aware of me as I slowly pull myself to my feet holding my cane low and loosely unsure what will happen..the fans getting to their feet begin to react as they see me in a position to assist Rip!! I look out to the fans..then to ringside looking for Paul Hammond who has long since abandoned the area for safety and finally makes the decision to step in as Gangland bounces off the ropes to finish the deal on Rip..I strike hard with a wild shot to the stomach as the big man stops cold stooped over clutching the strike area…clearly stopped at least momentarily as I turn to the big Jaxxus..I swing the cane with great force connecting across his chest..not moving him. I strike again..and again..and again..wearing myself out as Jaxxus catches the cane on his next swing…glaring at me as I back off into the corner begging off..*

 

Adam Mooney

Adam Mooney

The Soundtrack Of Xtreme

Is at the ringside announce table and says: “Alex Santos is standing tall against two monsters..this kid has guts…but he is having no effect whatsoever on these two giants..he may be put on the shelf directly alongside Rip Remmington!! What a wild night here in the XWA!!”

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Detox

Xtreme Legend

Is in the stands and says: The fans explode as “Enter Sandman” erupts from the sound system and the camera now pans to the fans near the crows nest as I stand in the middle of the ravenous fans  with my own Singapore can raised high for all to see as I slam back a can of beer..before pounding it over and over off of my forehead causing my signature “color” I make my way through the fans and over the rail..I slide into the ring wailing away at an oncoming Gangland with a brutal stiff cane shot to the stomach doubling him over and another straight across his full back knocking him to the outside..I then go right after Jaxxus with a wild swing to his bare back causing him to wince in pain only momentarily..he releases Alex’s cane and whips around to face me…enraged!! I smash him over and over with the cane as Jaxxus easily blocks the shots with his forearms as he moves forward almost unaffected by my attack. Suddenly Alex lashes out with his cane over the back of Jaxxus..I look up stunned as Jaxxus stops suddenly caught between us both..I look out to the fans shrugging as we both tee off on the big man trading cane shots on the Hollywood Monster finally rocking him as we begin to wear him out with shot after shot..chopping away at him..to a massive ovation to the fans as myself and my opponent at the PPV are for this moment are on the same page!!*

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Gangland

One Man Army

Is at ringside and Says: *Recovering from the beatdown..I slide back into the ring as I run towards Detox to stop the two on one beat down of the monster Jaxxus!!*

 

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Rip Remmington

The Real American Hero

Is inside the XWA ring and says: *Hearing the fans..I suddenly sit up..still holding my ribs..I begin to shake..the fans chant my name and I shake myself to one knee..both hands in fists now being fired up from the crowd pop..I shake my head as my blonde hair whips wildly from side to side..with Jaxxus back on to me he has no idea that I am back to my feet..suddenly powered up off the energy of the fans!! I see Gangland rushingDetox and I catch him in a deep giant slam driving him hard to the mat shaking the ring with the impact of the big man hitting the mat with authority. Gangland rolls again out of the ring as I finally look over as Jaxxus is on the ropes as the other two wrestlers are hitting him hard with shot after shot but to no avail..he reaches out grabbing them both by the throats..I charge at him clotheslining him over the ropes to the floor to a thunderous ovation*

Adam Mooney

Adam Mooney

The Soundtrack Of Xtreme

Is at the ringside announce table and says: “Rip Remmington is “Ripping UP!! My god look at him..after all the punishment and this man is coming back for more!! He sustained 3 full on AK-47 splashes and now he’s up!! This is almost inhuman!!”

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Jaxxus

Hollywood Wrecking Machine

Is Inside The XWA Ring and says: *Is clotheslined over the ropes but lands surely on my feet next to Gangland as I glare back into the ring..I put my foot back on the ring apron and pulls on the top rope trying to get back inside the ring to rejoin the fight but Gangland pulls me off the ropes whispering in my ear as we back up the ramp as we yell at Rip and his friends in the ring that we would see them a little later*

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Rip Remmington

The Real American Hero

Is inside the XWA ring and says: *My music plays as all three of us are near the ropes in front of the ramp as we beg the two enemies to come back for more as we finally move about the ring receiving the cheers as Detox takes to the ropes pointing the cane towards our foes threateningly as I begin to cup my hand to my ear taking in the cheers of the fans and I begin to pose to a wild ovation..I go from side to side posing to each set of stark raving “Rippers” . I look to my left and I see Alex Santos posing with me…he is posing hard..taking in my cheers as I stand back with a grin looking at the frail weakling having his moment..I cover my mouth trying not to laugh..I step out of the ring and heads back up the ramp slapping hands with the fans leaving both Santos (Still posing to each corner) and leaving Detox now sitting on the ropes breaking out a smoke watching Santos, oblivious that he is being watched but very much into “Giving the fans what they want!!”

Adam Mooney

Adam Mooney

The Soundtrack Of Xtreme

Is at the ringside announce table and says:” A trio that I thought I would NEVER see unified in that ring…and XWA Superstar..and XCW Legend and The Son Of The owner of this very company all came together to fend off the monstrous duo of Jaxxus and Gangland!! Fans this is XWA action at its BEST!!”

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Detox

Xtreme Legend

Is in the stands and says: *Amused by the young Santos posing like a huge star I sit on the top ropes smoking with my cane sitting on my lap..I finish my smoke and jumps down off the ropes ,stomping out the butt…I simply turn cane raised and drops young Alex with a vicious cane shot to the head dropping him dead to the mat as I spark up another smoke..shaking my head and having fully extracted my revenge from last week..I step through the ropes jumping to ringside giving Alex the finger before slowly spilling into the fans. I am shown breaking open a can of beer passed to him by a fan as we go off air…*

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Alex Santos

2nd Generation Blue Chipper

Is Inside the XWA Ring and says: * As we go off the air for a commercial break..I am being helped to my feet by EMTs as I lean up against the ropes as medical attendees check my eyes with lights re-bandaging my head from the brutal cane attack..I get a light smattering of cheers from the fans….THEN…*

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Displayed on the giant screen is: *The familiar “Cold Runs Blood” Video plays suddenly out of the “Blue” as music begins to play in a techno style as the lights suddenly lower..*

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The Frost Ninja

Immortal Kombat Fighter

Is Inside The XWA Ring and says: *The lights go completely out as suddenly the “COLD RUNS BLOOD SYMBOL” illuminates the ring as it spins on the XWA logo mid-ring as Alex Santos looks on confused as the lighting switches to an ice blue lighting effect and is paired with a loud techno “Faux Mortal Kombat” style music hits as the fans erupt again…snow begins to fall in the middle of the ring as the lighting turns into a strobe like effect almost blinding in nature…Alex looks up to the ceiling towards the light as his motion is made obscure by the flickering effect..suddenly in front of him in full armor stands the man rumored to be known as The Frost Ninja. His blue Ninja Uniform is highlighted by a one shoulder steel shoulder armored piece with a partial blue face mask covering his nose and mouth with arms and legs covered in metal gauntlets as he demonstrates his martial arts moves in errie detail through the strobe effect..the music pounds during his routine…finally the Ninja stops..now perfectly straight..hands placed together in almost prayer style in front of him as he closes his eyes..suddenly opening them revealing a solid white and blue contact lenses as he pivots quickly spin-kicking Alex Santos harshly to the mat….before returning to his meditation stance as the lights and blue effect suddenly go off and on in a matter of seconds and the Frost Ninja is GONE!! As the lights come back on Alex Santos is out cold once again this time Paul Hammond stands over him..trying to revive him as the last flakes of snow continues to fall on his well beaten body*

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Patience Devine and “Gawwwdgusss” Gavin Glitter

XWA Lead Color Commentators

Are at the Ringside Announce Table and says:

Patience Devine: *Returning from the merchandise table after all the action has ended both Gavin Glitter and I take our seats with large “Big Gulp” sodas both wearing Rock N Roll Experience T-Shirts from the concession area as we take our time fixing our hair before placing on our headset mics looking over at a worn out Adam Mooney..* “Okay…we are back…did we miss anythang shugga?”

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Adam Mooney

The Soundtrack Of Xtreme

Is at the ringside announce table and says: *Glares over at the two delinquent announcers about ready to tear their heads off verbally…* ” You would know…” *Stops myself short knowing I am wasting my time* “No…not a thing guys…not a thing” *rustles my papers preparing for the next segment*

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Patience Devine and “Gawwwdgusss” Gavin Glitter

XWA Lead Color Commentators

Are at the Ringside Announce Table and says:

Gavin Glitter: “Theres snow on mah damn announcer seat…whut tha hell man!!”

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

XWA Fever Episode 2 Segment 1: Bucksaw Jim Dawson VS Vladimir Maximov

Adam Mooney

ADAM MOONEY

Xtreme Wrestling Alliance Head Announcer

Is at the XWA Announce Table and Says: *The opening credits for the show finish as I stare blankly into the camera unaware that we are live and on the air. The seconds tick by in silence until Erik Richmond scream into the left side of my headset bringing me back to attention.* “What? Oh! Er..ah… Welcome fans to another action packed episode of XWA Fever! Last week we witnessed the  shocking return of Nightmare to capture the XWA World Heavyweight Championship from John Harshcastle Jr. What will be the fallout here tonight? What does this mean for the Heavyweight Championship match at Deadly Liaisons? Answers we hope to have later tonight! As always I am joined by my broadcasting colleagues Patience Devine and Gorgeous Gavin Glitter!”

 

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Patience Devine & Gawwwaaadgus Gavin Glitter 

XWA Color Commentators 

Is at the XWA Announce Table and Says:

Glitter: “Ahh no Adam Mooney Dats GAWWWAAADGUS GAVIN GLITTER!!! Ya gotta let it roll off yo tongue brotha!”

Patience: “I thought the Pay Per View was called “Dangerous Liaisons”? Did somebody change the name or something?”

 

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Vladimir Maximov

Red Army Strong

Is at the Gorilla Position and Says: *A musical rendition of the Russian National Anthem plays over the house speakers as the X-tron flickers to life with an animated Soviet Union flag flapping on screen. I step out on the stage in a red bomber jacket emblazoned with the hammer and sickle on the back and wearing furry Ushanka Hat. I carry a Soviet flag waving it vigorously as the fans boo me. I make my way to the ring berating the booing fans as I go. I climb into the ring and turn saluting the animated flag on the X-tron.*

 

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Patience Devine & Gawwwaaadgus Gavin Glitter 

XWA Color Commentators 

Is at the XWA Announce Table and Says: 

Glitter: “Look at the size of the dome on dat man! Say baby dis is 2017 right? Don’t dat boy know dere ain’t no Soviet Union no mo?”  

Patience: “I like his hat. Will you buy me one baby? I want one with white fur.”

Glitter: “anythang fo my sugah!”

 

Adam Mooney

ADAM MOONEY

Xtreme Wrestling Alliance Head Announcer

Is at the XWA Announce Table and Says: “The Big Russian looks fired up tonight! Last week he and the Golden Sheik came out on the losing end against Bucksaw Jim Dawson and XWA newcomer Iron Eagle. Iron Eagle used some questionable tactics to last week to secure the win for his team! Iron Eagle hit Golden Eagle…excuse me…Golden Sheik in the throat with the end of the flag pole. Bucksaw wasn’t too happy with his protégé when he saw the replay. After the match Maximov turned on the Golden Eag…er Sheik and challenged Bucksaw and Iron Eagle to a rematch at “Dangerous Liaisons” against himself and his cousin Nikita which I am told Bucksaw and Iron Eagle accepted the challenge. Maximov is now asking for the crowd’s silence as he sings the Russian National Anthem.”

 jim_dawson “Bucksaw” Jim Dawson

HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Is at the Gorilla Position and Says: *just as Maximov is about to start singing “Stars and stripes forever” blasts from the speakers cutting Maximov off. Irate Maximov kicks the bottom rope and complains to the ref and the ring announcer as I step through the curtains followed close behind by Iron Eagle waving old glory. I raise my trusty 2X4 high in the air giving my signature war cry of “HOOOOOOO!”. I march to the ring giving the cheering fans a thumbs up. I tuck the 2X4 underneath the bottom turnbuckle in my corner then rolls into the ring. I march to the center of the ring coming nose to nose with Maximov.*

 

Vladimir Maximov

Vladimir Maximov

Red Army Strong

Is in the XWA Ring and Says: *The Ref separates us then calls for the bell to start the match. We lock up in the middle of the ring in a collar and elbow tie up. I try to overpower Bucksaw and shove him backwards but he barely moves. We lock up once more this time Bucksaw returns the favor shoving me backwards with enough force to send me crashing to the mat on the back of my head rolling me completely over coming up to one knee. embarrassed and enraged I charge across the ring at Bucksaw and gets taken to the mat with a side headlock takedown. I claw my way back to a vertical base and shoves Bucksaw off of me into the ropes. Bucksaw bounds off the ropes and collides shoulder to shoulder with me neither of us budge an inch. Bucksaw motions for me to try and knock him down. I charge off the ropes with all the speed and force I can muster colliding shoulder to shoulder with Bucksaw. Bucksaw doesn’t move an inch. I try again and still Bucksaw doesn’t budge. Frustrated I motion to Bucksaw that it’s his turn. Bucksaw charges off the ropes and runs through me like a mack truck driving me hard into the mat. I quickly get back to my feet kicking the bottom rope in frustration as Bucksaw leads the fans in a “USA” chant.”

 

Adam Mooney

ADAM MOONEY

Xtreme Wrestling Alliance Head Announcer

Is at the XWA Announce Table and Says: “It’s been a battle of power VS power early on and Bonesaw clearly has th..” *I stop abruptly mid sentence as XWA owner Alexis Santos freaks out in the right side of my headset telling me never to mention that name on the air again. Rattled, I try to collect myself and continue calling the match.* “I…uh…ahem…well ah sorry about that fans I had a little slip of the tongue there. I meant to say is Bucksaw not Bone…ah…anyway back to the match! Bucksaw clearly has the upper hand in the power department! What say you Patience and Gavin?”

 

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Patience Devine & Gawwwaaadgus Gavin Glitter 

XWA Color Commentators 

Is at the XWA Announce Table and Says: 

Glitter: “We got two, count em two big hombres in there tonight baby! The action is Hawt and only gettin hawter! Now ain’t that GAWWWAAADGUS!!!”

Patience: “Why can’t we say Bucksaw I thought that was his name?”

 

Iron Eagle

 IRON EAGLE

The Hero You Need

Is at the Ringside and says: *I cheer on my tag team partner from the floor vigorously waving old glory. Maximov raises his hand in the air challenging Dawson to a test of strength. I along with the fans try to warn Dawson not to trust Maximov and just as their fingers lock Maximov doubles Dawson over with a kick to the stomach. Maximov follows up with a series of clubbing forearms to the back then scoops Dawson off the mat and drops him across his knee with a vicious back breaker. Maximov holds Dawson on his knee pushing down on Dawson chin and knee trying to bend Dawson in half. Finally Maximov lets Dawson slump to the mat. Dawson rolls on to his stomach writhing in pain. Maximov bounds off the ropes and drops a heavy knee to the small of Dawson’s back. Dawson screams out in agony stretching his hand out towards the fans trying to draw energy from the fans. Maximov drops another knee to Dawsons back then drags him back to his feet. Maximov yells at the fans chanting “USA” then drags a thumb across his throat signaling that the match is over and then locks Dawson in a Russian Bear Hug. Maximov pours on the pressure squeezing the life out of Dawson. Dawson struggles to free himself but unable to do so he starts to fade. The ref lifts Dawson’s limp arm letting it drop once. As the ref lifts Dawson’s arm for a second time I climb up on the ring apron with Old Glory and Bucksaw’s 2X4 in hand.*

 

Vladimir Maximov

Vladimir Maximov

Red Army Strong

Is in the XWA Ring and Says: *I see Iron Eagle climbing up on the ring apron out of the corner of my eye and releases Dawson letting him slump to the mat. I turn my attention to Iron Eagle yelling at him as he waves the American flag in my face. I try to grab the flag out of Iron Eagle’s hands. Eagle responds by spitting in my face. I wipe the spit off my face glaring at Iron Eagle then lunges at him. The Ref jumps in between us trying to separate us. During the fracas Iron Eagle tosses the 2X4  into the ring to Dawson.*

 

jim_dawson “Bucksaw” Jim Dawson

HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Is in the XWA Ring and Says: *Unaware of what is going on I struggle to get to my knees. I see my 2X4 lying on the mat and grabs it using it as a crutch to push myself back up on my feet. I raise the 2X4 high in the air as the fans cheer me on. I look at the 2X4 then at Maximov’s exposed back as he tussles with Iron Eagle and the ref. I raise the 2X4 about to strike when I change my mind not wanting to win that way and tosses the 2X4 out of the ring just as the ref restores order and sends Iron Eagle back to the floor. I make my way to Maximov holding my ribs. I grab his shoulder turning him to face me. I land a series of lefts and rights backing Maximov into a corner. I attempt to Irish whip Maximov to the opposite corner but he reverses the whip sending me crashing hard into the corner turnbuckle. Maximov Charges in after me but I mange to get a foot up catching him square in the jaw. Maximov sways on the spot and I charge out of the corner connecting with a clothesline. Maximov gets back to his feet and I connect with another clothesline followed by another. Finally I scoop Maximov off the mat planting him with a bodyslam. I march to the opposite corner giving the fans a mighty “HOOOOO!” then drops into the 3 points stance ready to end the match. As Maximov gets to his feet I charge across the ring looking for the  football tackle. Maximov dives out of the way at the last possible second and I slam shoulder first into the ring post and spills out of the ring to the floor. The ref begins a 10 count as Maximov tries to shake the cobwebs. Iron Eagle rushes to my side helping me to my feet and drags me towards the ring as the count reaches 6. Having recovered Maximov reaches over the top rope grabbing my hair pulling me up on the ring apron breaking the 10 count in the process.*

 

Iron Eagle

 IRON EAGLE

The Hero You Need

Is at the Ringside and says: *Maximov hooks Dawson and attempts to suplex him back into the ring. As Maximov lifts Dawson I grab Maximov’s ankle tripping him. Maximov falls flat on his back with Dawson on top of him. I hold onto Maximov’s leg pulling down while ducking down out of sight beside the ring as the ref slide into position unable to see me and slaps the mat 1…2…3 while Maximov struggles unable to kick out. I release Maximov’s leg and pops back to my feet acting all innocent then climbs into the ring and pulls Dawson to his feet. I raise Dawson’s arm in victory much to the delight of the fans!*

 

Adam Mooney

ADAM MOONEY

Xtreme Wrestling Alliance Head Announcer

Is at the XWA Announce Table and Says: “Bucksaw Jim Dawson picks up the win albeit with a little help from Iron Eagle on the outside! I don’t think Dawson is aware of what went down but he is seeing it as we speak on the video replay on the X-tron and Dawson doesn’t look happy! in fact he’s having some words with Iron Eagle now!”

 

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Patience Devine & Gawwwaaadgus Gavin Glitter 

XWA Color Commentators 

Is at the XWA Announce Table and Says: 

Glitter: “What’s the 2X4 man upset fo he won didin he? The Glitter man always takes a win any way he can get it! The less damage this sexay face takes the better!”

Patience: “Oh it’s over? I like Iron Eagle! Hey baby can you pop over to the merchandise table and buy me an Iron Eagle mask?”

Glitter: “Wouldntcha rather a GAWWWAAADGUS pair Gavin Glitter shades instead sweet cakes!”

Patience: “Ummm…Can I have both? You’re not actually going to make me pay for the shades are you?”

Glitter: “Of course baby! Normally I’ll take cash or plastic but all I want from you is sum o’ dat sweet, sweet sugah! HAWT! HAWT! HAWT! OWWW HAVE MERCY BABY!!!”

 

jim_dawson “Bucksaw” Jim Dawson

HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Is in the XWA Ring and Says: “I hold my shoulder as I admonish Iron Eagle for cheating. Iron Eagle and continue to argue until suddenly there is murmur from the capacity crowd…*

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  NIKITA MAXIMOV

The Russian Sickle

Is in the Stands and says: “I make my way through the sea of fans with a collared chain fastened around my neck and loops of chain dripping down my chest. I leap the guard rail and slides into the ring behind Dawson. Iron Eagle sees me but before he can warn Dawson I wrap the chain around my forearm  and connects with a vicious chain wrapped forearm to Dawson’s back crumpling him to the mat. I take a swing at Iron Eagle too missing by a good 6 inches. Iron Eagle clutches the face as though I made contact and falls through the ropes landing on his feet on floor outside the ring. Vladimir and I pummel Dawson in the ring. Vladimir barks orders to me and I oblige pulling Dawson to his feet. I shock the fans by gorilla pressing the 290lb Dawson and then slamming him to the mat prompting a “holy sh*t” chant from the fans.*

 

Iron Eagle

 IRON EAGLE

The Hero You Need

Is at the Ringside and says: “My eyes widen in shock as Nikita Maximov gorilla pressed Dawson. I clutch the side of my face in agony even though I wasn’t hit and stumbles around the ring side area trying to shake the supposed cobwebs. Vladimir drags Dawson to his feet and tells Nikita to hit Dawson with the hammer. Nikita charges across the ring connecting with a hellacious “Russian Hammer” clothesline made infinitely worse by the fact that Nikita has his arm wrapped in the chain. The “Russian Hammer” turns Dawson inside out leaving him in a heap. Nikita leans over the top rope with is tongue out glaring at me expecting me to try and save Dawson while Vladimir rains down on Dawson with heavy right hands. I continue to clutch the side of my face and stumbles away from the ring and halfway up the ramp. Numerous officials run past me climbing into the ring and trying to get the Maximovs off of Dawson. The fans hit me with a smattering of boos as I stumble farther from the ring for not at least attempting to save my tag partner.*

 

Adam Mooney

ADAM MOONEY

Xtreme Wrestling Alliance Head Announcer

Is at the XWA Announce Table and Says: “Nikita Maximov has made his XWA debut in a big way! He just absolutely destroyed Bucksaw Jim Dawson! I’ve never seen anyone manhandle Bucksaw like that before! Iron Eagle appears to be injured! I’m not sure what exactly happened to him. I never saw him get hit by anyone or anything at least from my vantage point! Did you or Patience see what happened to Iron Eagle Gavin?…Gavin?” *Looks to my left where Gavin and Patience should be and realizes that they already left to go to the merchandise table.* “Well..ah…I guess they didn’t see anything either! On that note fans there is plenty more action here tonight on XWA fever! Don’t touch that dial!” *I glare in the direction of the merchandise table while the officials try to reestablish order in the ring. The show then goes to a commercial break*

AWI Magazine Power Hour: Hosted By Bill Ashton reviewing the first episode of XWA Fever in the new era of XWA

*The familiar older looking newsroom almost like something out of a 80s movie complete with type writers and copy machines in the background is seen on the screen. The camera pans to our host near an old coffee machine just finishing pouring himself a cup of Joe. He holds the steaming cup  saluting the camera as the opening show credits momentarily creep onto the screen and then cut abruptly to Bill Ashton editor of American Wrestling Illustrated…the number 70157th source for wrestling news!*

Bill Ashton

Bill Ashton

Owner and Editor of AWI Magazine

Is In AWI Newsroom and says: “welcome fans to another edition of AWI online!” *The camera follows me to a battered old oak desk with a large AWI banner hanging on the wall behind it. I take my seat setting down the coffee cup next to an old typewriter on the desk. I clear my throat continuing my introduction to the show.* “As always I am joined via satellite by the one and only Dale Metzger, Editor of the Wrestling Watchtower!” *Metzger thanks me for the introduction* “You are welcome Dale! Lets get started! We are going to be reviewing the inaugural episode of XWA Fever but before we get to that we have some shocking news on the heels of the R.D. Bradley Memorial tournament! Rich Myers better know to fans as BONESAW JACK, has QUIT XWA!”

 

Dale Metzger

Dale Metzger

Editor of Wrestling Watchtower

Live Via Satellite: That’s right Bill, my sources tell me there was a very heated exchange between Bonesaw and Alexis Santos & Bubba Riley! In fact if you go back to the show and watch segment just before the tournament finals with Anthony Shiffone looking for a news scoop, just before Carnage or as it turned out Jon Hardcastle Jr, left the dressing room there was muffled yelling and screaming that could be heard. That wasn’t apart of the show script that was the actual blow up between Bonesaw and the new management! Shortly after the cameras were off backstage Bonesaw walked out and almost turned the end of the show on it’s ear as he was suppose to play a big part in the ending!”

 

Bill Ashton

Bill Ashton

Owner and Editor of AWI Magazine

Is In AWI Newsroom and says: “Yes as I understand it, it was suppose to be Bonesaw Jack or more accurately Mason the Mutilator, Rich Myers’ alter ego that originated in XWA back in 2003, that was suppose to run in and take down Crimson! I spoke to Bonesaw earlier today on the phone and he shed some light on the situation! Lets hear what Rich Myers AKA Bonesaw Jack had to say about the situation!”

 

<<<PRERECORDED PHONE INTERVIEW>>>

 

Bill Ashton

Bill Ashton

Owner and Editor of AWI Magazine

Is on the phone and says: “Hello Rich can you hear me alright? I’ll get right to it! My sources are telling me that you walked out on XWA at the R.D. Bradley Tournament, is this true? Are you no longer under the employ of XWA? If so can you shed some light on what exactly happened at the tournament?”

 

bonesaw2

Bonesaw Jack

Hardcore Icon

Is on the phone and says: I hear ya loud and clear Billy! Yeah it’s true I am officially a free agent. As to what happened at the tournament, well I was going over the end of the tournament and my role in the outcome with Alexis, Bubba and Jon Jr. in my dressing room. It was still very unclear to me what my role was going to be within the new regime faction. I wanted to know where I fit in to all of this. I wanted to know what the payoff was going to be at the end. All they would tell me was “we’ve got big plans for you”. What you have to understand Bill is by turning on AWX and joining XWA I stood to lose a lot of merchandise money. I mean whose gonna be buying Bonesaw shirts and action figures and so on when I sellout to XWA? NOBODY that’s who. So if I’m going to do this I want to know what the plan is and I think after all these years I’ve at least earned that. Anyway it just felt like 2003 all over again. I told Alexis and Bubba so and that if they couldn’t give some definitive answers then I wasn’t on board. Then everything went to hell. Alexis got hysterical and accused me of sabotaging the show and threatened law suits and Bubba did much the same. That was it for me I didn’t need that crap so grabbed my gear and walked out.

 

 

Bill Ashton

Bill Ashton

Owner and Editor of AWI Magazine

Is on the phone and says: “I see so it was basically a lack of respect from Alexis and Bubba in your view that lead to this. Possibly dare I say it some bad blood left over from the XWA/AWX wars from back in the early 2000s. What was your role suppose to be in the tournament finals?

 

bonesaw2

Bonesaw Jack

Hardcore Icon

Is on the phone and says: “I was suppose to run from the crowd and make it look I was about to attack Carnage but then at Alexis’ direction I was to attack Crimson turning on AWX and allowing Carnage to get the pin. Essentially what the “other” guy did. I was to become Alexis and Bubba’s lackey. I’ll give em credit for thinking on the fly. They took a kid named Parker Joseph who had a passing resemblance to me, threw a Mason knock off mask on him and called him Unknown and threw him into the mix.  This is what the new “look” for Mason the Mutilator was suppose to be..” *A personal photo taken at a promo shoot is shown on the screen*

MasonXWA      (Photo courtesy of Rich Myers)

 “…Not bad eh Billy? It was a play on a storyline I did years ago in XCW where I was trying to get Tommy Forever to join XWA I referred to Bubba and Alexis as Uncle Bubba and Auntie Alexis and I even wore a shirt that said “Please forgive me Uncle Bubba”. Anyway that’s about the short and long of it all Bill.”

 

Bill Ashton

Bill Ashton

Owner and Editor of AWI Magazine

Is on the phone and says: “So Basically Unknown was a stand in for Mason the Mutilator is what you are saying in a nutshell. You mentioned 2003, for years there have been rumors and speculation as to why you left XWA so quickly back then. Roughly about 2 weeks after signing on with XWA. Many say you left to join your friend and trainer Krull Valhalla in his upstart JEWCW state side. What is the real scoop?

 

 

bonesaw2

Bonesaw Jack

Hardcore Icon

Is on the phone and says: “There’s no denying that Krull and JEWCW were a big factor in my decision to leave XWA in 2003 but that wasn’t the actual reason. Let me walk you through my time in XWA back in 2003…There I was headlining shows in XCW making good money…not great but good…at least when the cheques  didn’t bounce. I get a call from Krull saying he can get me into XWA. He said I’d make a lot more money and I wouldn’t have to tear the hell out of myself in front bingo hall and school gym crowds anymore. So yeah I jumped at it! After all I had a family to feed. Anyway I head to Miami and to XWA Headquarters to sign the contract and get started on my XWA career. So I’m ready to give XWA Bonesaw Jack like they’ve never seen him before but then they tell me they don’t want Bonesaw Jack and that I need a fresh new gimmick. They put me in a sh*t brown outfit and a partial mask and dub me “Mason the Mutilator”. I hated the name, I hated the gimmick, I hated everything to do with Mason the Mutilator. Fast forward to almost 2 weeks later and my debut match and as it turned out my last match in XWA. I get to the arena and check the board and I see that they have me penciled in to wrestle one of their top guys “Nightmare”. I’m thinking this is great I’m going to wrestle Nightmare in my first match! I’m getting put into a program with one of the top guys in the company! So I go to Nightmare’s dressing room so we can go over our match and what we are going to do out there. Nightmare lays out a bell to bell squash match and guess whose getting squashed? Me! I manage to talk Nightmare into letting me do a few of my trademark moves. For the record I have no problem putting anyone over in a match as long as it’s done right. If that match had been done right it could have led to a great Nightmare / Mason feud. Instead Nightmare sandbagged me and no sold my stuff making me look weak and out of his league and to top it all off when it came time for me to get in a few of my trademark moves some other guy came out on the stage and cut a promo on another guy. None of this had anything to do with the match going on in the ring and of course all the cameras were on the promo guy during my offensive flurry so no one watching at home saw a thing. The play by play announcer completely ignored the match in the ring when promo guy came out…not that she was paying much attention to match to begin with. So I did the job and then promptly left the building. I was lied too, misused, and made a fool of. To say I was furious would be an understatement. Krull called me up having saw the match and apologized to me. He figured I was being punished by the company because he and I were friends. Krull told me that if I left XWA that I’d have a home in JEWCW state side if I wanted it. So with that in mind I called up Alexis and told her exactly what I thought of the way I was treated by the company and if there weren’t some significant changes then I was done with XWA. Alexis threw a hissy fit and told me if I didn’t like the way she and Bubba were running things then I could leave. I said fine and I left and the rest as they say is history.”

 

Bill Ashton

Bill Ashton

Owner and Editor of AWI Magazine

Is on the phone and says: “It’s seems to me that you were brought in just to be cannon fodder for XWA’s upper echelon talent at the time. One last question before we wrap this up, What are your plans for the future now that you’re a free agent?

 

 

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Bonesaw Jack

Hardcore Icon

Is on the phone and says: “Oh I don’t know Billy, I think I will give my body a good rest first then I may return to Japan and JXW or work a few indy shows here in the states. Hell, I’m still open to working with Alexis and Bubba. Honestly most of the bad blood is from them. As far as I’m concerned the past is the past. I know they are probably still pissed at me for walking out in 2003 and definitely pissed at me for walking out again now and I’m sure the parody skits left a bad taste in their mouths too. Ironically the parody thing was suppose to be a one shot deal but Alexis reacted to the first one with such venom that we had to keep it going. People saw her reaction to it and started tuning in to see what we would do next.”

 

Bill Ashton

Bill Ashton

Owner and Editor of AWI Magazine

Is on the phone and says: “It’s nice to hear that retirement isn’t an option! Thank you for speaking with us today and hopefully we’ll have you on the show again real soon!” *Bonesaw thanks me for having him on the show and says goodbye hanging up the phone.*

<<<PRERECORDED PHONE INTERVIEW ENDS>>>

 

 

Bill Ashton

Bill Ashton

Owner and Editor of AWI Magazine

Is In AWI Newsroom and says: “And there you have it straight from the man himself.  There definitely seems to be a case of mistrust and bad blood between Bonesaw Jack and XWA management. Now on to the meat and potatoes of this show! We are going to review the first Episode of XWA Fever from opening dark matches all the way to the main event! I will turn things over to Dale Metzger to get us started!”

 

 

Dale Metzger

Dale Metzger

Editor of Wrestling Watchtower

Live Via Satellite: “Thanks Bill! Before I start I just have one final thought on the Bonsaw Jack matter. Bonesaw’s is one of many horror stories I’ve heard about XWA management and Alexis Santos from back in the E-Fed wars days. It makes me wonder what will happen to this new XWA under Alexis Santos and Bubba Riley. Have they learned from their past mistakes or will we see the company fall down around them once more? If the first episode of Fever is any indication I’d say they learned.

The first match was one of two preshow matches or dark matches as they are sometimes called. It was the unlikely tag team of Sacrilege & Larry “the Man” Rideout VS Schism & Mr. ML. The masked duo were game and wowed the crowd with some highflying moves but in the end “The Man” managed to make a hot tag to the seven foot monster Sacrilege. Sacrilege steamrolled through Schism and Mr. ML with nothing but raw power and at one hitting a double chokeslam on the masked duo. The match ended when Sacrilege hit a massive sit-out powerbomb on Mr. ML. He then tagged in Rideout who made the pin picking up his first pinfall victory in 20 years. It was decent starting match not great but the fans in attendance enjoyed it and gave Rideout a standing ovation for the victory. I’m not sure if XWA plans to keep Rideout and Sacrilege together or if it was a onetime thing but it would certainly make for an interesting tag team dynamic. The most noteworthy thing about the match beside Rideout actually winning was the stare down that occurred on the ramp between Sydd Future and Sacrilege as Sydd made his way to the ring for the next preshow match.”

 

Bill Ashton

Bill Ashton

Owner and Editor of AWI Magazine

Is In AWI Newsroom and says: “I think the Rideout/Sacrilege teaming was probably a one off thing. According to sources it was originally booked to be Unknown & Rideout teaming up but when Unknown got called up to the majors as it were changes were needed and Sacrilege got the nod to team up with Rideout. Based on the fan reaction though XWA may want to reconsider that. The stare down with Sydd could be a nod to a future, no pun intended, feud down the road between Sydd and Sacrilege.

In the second Preshow match Sydd Future took on The Eastside Brawler in a pure 80’s squash match. Sydd pinned the brawler in just over a minute after a Future Shock powerbomb. Nothing special about this one just a power showcase for Sydd. Next on to the main card!”

 

Dale Metzger

Dale Metzger

Editor of Wrestling Watchtower

Live Via Satellite: “After a very well done opening credits that featured the dusting off of the old XWA arena the show started with the new owners in the center of the ring and Alexis Santos gloating about taking over AWX and rechristening it XWA. Her first act as the new owner was to fire play-by-play announcer Vinny McMadden and replace him with former XWA play-by-play girl Patience Devine and her husband Gawwwaaadgus Gavin Glitter. Alexis wasn’t done with the firings just yet and called the Parody Gang to the ring where she reduced Lexi Licious to tears and fired her and the rest of the Parody gang. The gang all left except for Herpes the Clown who uncharacteristically was out of costume. Herpes as many fans will remember was one of the most ferocious womens wrestlers of all time competing in JEWCW under the name Blood Reaper. Herpes cut a scathing promo on Alexis then threw the Herpes wig in her face before leaving. Unfortunately for Herpes Alexis had the last laugh when she had Violent Ed of the wicked clowns attack Herpes throwing her off the stage and through a stack of tables. The Parody Gang came to Herpes side and we witnessed Lexi Licious transitioning into Elvira Von Reshke as she shook with rage glaring at Alexis and when the cameras went to commercial the fans in the arena got more as Lexi screamed at Alexis in the raspy voice she was famous for when she competed as Elvira. I expected the opening segment would either have something to do with Krull Valhalla or the Parody Gang. I was not disappointed. You will see the Parody gang again although you may not recognize them when they return in their old gimmicks before they became the parody gang. Also I’m told that we’ll be seeing Vinny McMadden again on TV very soon as well. What his role will be is unknown at the moment  “

 

Bill Ashton

Bill Ashton

Owner and Editor of AWI Magazine

Is In AWI Newsroom and says: “I look forward to seeing Blood Reaper competing in an XWA ring. She was so vicious back in the day in JEWCW that eventually the other women on the roster refused to get in the ring with her and she started wrestling the men and let me tell ya some of them didn’t fare any better than the women! Next up on the card was suppose to be a tag team match featuring The Rogue Warriors VS Ghetto Heat. The Rogues came out on the stage and informed the crowd that due to an oversight the Rogues contract had expired and they weren’t contractually obligated to wrestle. They put the blame squarely on management and said until a new deal was finalized that the fans wouldn’t see them in an XWA ring again. They then challenged Alexis to make them a serious offer instead of trying to undercut them so they could get back in the ring and do what they do best “kicking ass”. The Rogues then left and the referee proceeded to count the Rogues out awarding the match to Ghetto Heat. On a related note I will be at the upcoming XWA Pay Per View “Dangerous Liaisons to present The Rogue Warriors with a special AWI Tag Team of the Decade Award. Alexis Santos has assured me that The Rogue Warriors will be there to accept the award. She says that both sides are very close on a new contract.

 

Dale Metzger

Dale Metzger

Editor of Wrestling Watchtower

Live Via Satellite: Really? My sources say they aren’t even close to a new deal. I guess we’ll have to wait and see who is right. Next on the card was an intriguing match up, a six-man tag featuring Surge, Daemon Anarchy & Ronan Rage taking on The Gathering as they are now called, represented by The Bringers of Pain and Reese Cyborg and with the Nuclear Warrior in their corner.  Lets take a quick look back at what went down in this one. You won’t believe fans!”

 

<<<XWA VIDEO REPLAY>>>

 

surge

The Man Called

SURGE

Is in the XWA Ring and Says: *The match is joined in progress. Ronan Rage connects with a desperation superman punch and both he and Wrath of the Bringers of Pain lay sprawled on the mat. Both me stir feebly then slowly drag themselves towards their respective corners. Wrath tags in Reese Cyborg tries to stop Rage from tagging in a fresh man. Rage manages to tag me in before Cyborg can stop him. I charge into the ring a house of fire laying into Cyborg with lefts and rights backing him into the nearest corner. Fury jumps into the ring and tries to attack me from behind but I catch him with a back hand to the face. I Irish whip Fury to the opposite corner following him in catching him with a high impact Surge splash in the corner. I cup my hand around my mouth letting out a mighty “WOOO” then charges across connecting with another splash. I charge back and forth hitting multiple splashes on Fury and Cyborg. Finally Wrath hits the ring after having recovered from the superman punch and attacks me from behind.  All hell breaks loose as Anarchy and Rage hit the ring as well. Rage connects with a vicious spear on Wrath sending them both tumbling through the ropes to the floor while Anarchy hits a high crossbody on Cyborg taking them both over the top rope to the floor leaving myself and Fury alone in the ring. I grab Fury’s legs and hooks him in the Surge Deathlock turning him over on his stomach. I face Nuclear Warrior on the outside of the ring and gives him his own personal “WOO” as Fury writhes in pain with his hand raised about to tap out. Nuclear Warrior climbs up on the ring apron and I immediately release the hold and makes my way to the ropes meeting Warrior as he gets up on the apron. We stare each other down nose to nose for a moment then Warrior slaps me hard across the face and drops back to the floor laughing. incensed I chase out of the ring after the Warrior and chases him all the way up the ramp and through the curtains…*

 

fakesurge

The Man Called

SURGE?

Is at the Gorilla Position and Says: *The Footage fast forwards to seven minutes and forty seconds later. Ronan Rage is down on the outside and Daemon Anarchy is in the ring getting beaten from pillar to post by Wrath. Wrath whips Anarchy into a corner then charges at him with his head down. Anarchy dives out of the way at the last second and Wrath slams into the ring post shoulder first almost falling out of the ring entirely. Anarchy scratches and claws his way towards his corner but there is no one for him to tag. Suddenly there is a deafening roar from the crowd as I explode through the curtains sprinting to ring. I clamber up onto the ring apron in our corner and stretches out my hand as far as I can almost falling into the ring as I bounce on the ropes begging for the hot tag. Anarchy dives into the corner tagging me in just as Wrath recovers holding his shoulder. I charge into the ring meeting Wrath in the center of the ring then I stop dead in my tracks smiling at Wrath then slowly turns around looking down on Anarchy. I grab a handful of Anarchy’s hair dragging him backwards to his feet and hooks his head under my arm. I pause momentarily soaking in the fan’s stunned reaction then plants Anarchy with an inverted DDT. I get back to my feet and yells at Wrath to finish it. Wrath drags Anarchy to his feet and tags in Fury who scales the turnbuckles. Wrath then picks up Anarchy in a bear hug and Fury launches himself off the top rope connecting with a thunderous shoulder tackle slamming Anarchy into the mat. Fury pounces on Anarchy hooking the leg while mugging for the camera with his tongue hanging out. The Ref slaps the mat 1-2-3! Declaring The Gathering the winners. All four of us celebrate in the ring raising our hands in victory. Rage rolls back into the ring having witnessed by betrayal and confronts me grabbing my shoulder and wheeling me around to face him. Rage berates me for turning on him and Anarchy but before he can do anything else he is blindsided by Cyborg with a hellacious spear wiping Rage out. All four of us then proceed to stomp the hell out of both Anarchy and Rage. Satisfied that both Rage and Anarchy are down to stay we raise our hands in victory as the fans boo and pelts us with garbage. The Nuclear Warrior looks on from the top of the ramp grinning as the show goes to commercial.*

 

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Dale Metzger

Dale Metzger

Editor of Wrestling Watchtower

Live Via Satellite: “There has been quite a bit of speculation as to what is going on with this storyline and there are two trains of thought on it. ONE: Surge is playing mind games with Anarchy and Rage and it’s been Surge attacking all along. Surge has been a babyface for most of his career save for the brief time he was tagging with the Nuclear Warrior as one half of the Blade Warriors. So some believe that Surge is turning heel. TWO: There is indeed a fake and if there is there is a very strong possibility that its actually Shawn Bourbon, Steve “Surge” Bourbon’s identical twin brother. Steve and Shawn teamed early in their careers as the Bourbon Street Twins. “Fake” angles have been done before but usually the fake doesn’t resemble the original much at all. The fake is usually a different height or is bigger than the original or simply looks nothing like the original. That isn’t the case here. Whichever way it turns out this angle has captured my attention.

 

 

Bill Ashton

Bill Ashton

Owner and Editor of AWI Magazine

Is In AWI Newsroom and says: “Yes The Bourbon Street Twin I remember taking a few shots of them back in the day in Bill Westt’s Ultimate Wrestling Organization! As I recall after Bill Westt split them up Shawn went on to have a very successful run in Japan in JEWCW as Dragon’s Fyre Super as sort of doppelganger of Dragons Fyre Tenzahn with blonde hair and a white suit and mask. He was a foil for many years for Tenzahn. My sources say that Shawn has been at few XWA shows lately but so far he hasn’t been signed by XWA.

Next up on the card was probably the worst match of the night both from a performance point of view and a commentary point of view. It was Alex Santos son of XWA owner Alexis Santos against Crimson. It started in the back when young Alex felt that Crimson disrespected XWA alumni Honey. I became an impromptu match in which Alex showed us just how green he is and speaking of green XWA third color commentator Adam Mooney joined the table for this match and well it was brutal. Mooney made numerous flubs and could seem to find his rhythm out there, of course that could have be in part due to Glitter and Devine’s commentary which was equally as bad. In the end Alex was beaten from pillar to post and just when it looked like it was all over for Alex, his mother Alexis made her presence felt by threating to reveal Crimson’s “Secret”. Crimson released Alex and left the ring allowing the Junior Santos to pick up the win via count out. That wasn’t the end of Alex Santos night…not by a long shot!”

 

Dale Metzger

Dale Metzger

Editor of Wrestling Watchtower

Live Via Satellite: “That’s right Bill, XCW mainstay Detox made his way through the capacity crowd swilling beer and smoking cigarettes. Detox then proceeded to obliterate Alex Santos with the Singapore cane all in an effort to get the attention of one Paul Hammond who at the R.D. Bradley tournament turned his back on XCW. Detox want an explanation from Hammond. Hammond claimed to have done it for himself. Putting himself first for a change. Detox almost got his hands on Hammond only to get taken down by the monster Unknown. Security then cuffed Detox and dragged him out of the building.  As a result of what transpired a match has been signed and will take place on the “Dangerous Liaisons” preshow, it will be Alex Santos VS Detox in a Singapore cane on a pole match! I’m not liking Alex’s chances in this one Bill! One final note about the commentary in this match, We here at the Wrestling Watchtower did a top 20 list of play-by-play announcers in wrestling and Adam Mooney ranked 19th just ahead of Patience Devine at 20th and they were only on the list to fill the 20. Gavin Glitter didn’t even make the list! So that will tell you a little something about the state of XWA’s announce table!”

 

Bill Ashton

Bill Ashton

Owner and Editor of AWI Magazine

Is In AWI Newsroom and says: “Alright next on card was a Capitol Video exclusive. It was an altercation that took place between Jaxxus and Rock or should I now say Rip Remmington. This occurred on on the Preshow of the R.D. Bradley Memorial tournament. This was a publicity stunt to help the bolster the box office run of Rock movie “No Moves Barred which currently isn’t even remotely close to the top 10 at the moment. Jaxxus appeared on the X-tron and challenged Rock to a match but not just any match a “No Moves Barred Cage Match at “Dangerous Liaisons”! My sources are also telling me that XWA is in talks with Randy Rampage to be involved in the match in some way! This is a definite necessity as Jaxxus has absolutely no in ring experience and having someone the caliper of Randy Rampage involved given his checkered past with Rock Remmington will take a great deal of the pressure of of Jaxxus. Rock of course accepted the match and was then attacked by Gangland who left Remmington lying in the ring. You may recognize Gangland as the bumbling pork rind eating Bubba Licious of the parody gang. This was a test run to gauge what the reaction would be for the former parody buffoon. I must say he passed the test with flying colors! Also noteworthy Erik Richmond at the beginning of the segment had Sir Albert Haynes removed as the host of the Capitol Video exclusive segment. Rumor has it he will be replaced by Jon Laurenzo, the brother of Rogue Warrior Beast.”

 

Dale Metzger

Dale Metzger

Editor of Wrestling Watchtower

Live Via Satellite: “Next up we had a pair of tag team match back to back. First was the debut of the Magnum Models VS Strike Team! Fans this was textbook tag team action! Quick tags in and out! Fast paced action! Double team moves galore! The Models managed to steal a win from Strike Team when their manager Alexandra Magnum got involved. Alexandra attempt to hit Rick Mantel with her laptop only to get thwarted by Tino Santinni who tried to snatch the laptop out of Alexandra’s hands. A tussle ensued over the laptop and Tino accidently struck Mantel in the back of the neck with the laptop when he pulled it out of Alexandra’s grip. Mantel had Biggs in the Montreal Crab at the time and was on the verge of submitting Biggs. The Models capitalized on the inadvertent laptop strike hitting a blockbuster bulldog from the top rope to pick up the win. Afterwards there was some dissention in the ranks as Mantel was clearly upset with Santinni. A rematch has been signed for “Dangerous Liaisons”. It remains to be seen though whether or not Mantel and Santinni will be on the same page or is this the beginning of the end of Strike Team!”

 

 

Bill Ashton

Bill Ashton

Owner and Editor of AWI Magazine

Is In AWI Newsroom and says: “The other tag team match and co-main event of the night was the highly anticipated debut Iron Eagle who teamed with Bucksaw Jim Dawson to take on Vladimir Maximov & The Golden Sheik. Iron Eagle is an intriguing character to me. I want to show you the promo he cut upon his entrance to the ring. Take a look!”

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jim_dawson

“BUCKSAW” JIM DAWSON

Truth, Justice & A 2X4

Is in the XWA Ring and Says: *Paces back and forth with my trusty 2X4 resting on my shoulder. I keep a close eye on Shiek and Maximov pacing back and forth waiting to attack. I raise the mic to my lips* “HOOOOOOO! My name is Bucksaw Jim Dawson folks! Tonight I face to America hatin tough guys in The Golden Sheik and Vladimir Maximov! I am gonna show them how we do things here in the good ol’ US of A! But I’m not gonna do it alone! I’m gonna do it with all of you folks here in Miami and with my new tag team partner! He’s a Real American patriot and a real America tough guy! He is IRON EAGLE!!!!”

 

Iron Eagle IRON EAGLE

THE HERO YOU NEED

Is at the Gorilla Position and Says: *”Stars and Stripes forever” blasts from the loud speakers as  “THE HERO YOU NEED” scrolls across the X-tron. I step out on the stage waving a large American flag. I walk to the end of the stage and gives the cheering fans a military salute. I walk to the other end of the stage and does the same. Finally I come back to the center of the stage. I reach into my jacket pocket pulling out a mic and signals to stop the music. The music stops and I raise the mic to my lips.* “My name is Iron Eagle and I am here to be the Hero this nation needs! I Stand for truth! I stand for justice! I stand for America! I will fight those who oppose her! I will fight those who offend her sensibilities! I am her blade of swift and undeniable justice! If you don’t love this great country of ours then by God I’ll toss your ass out and I’ll start tonight with the Ruskie and the Jockey! You two have long overstayed your welcome here and it’s high time I kick your asses out!” *I throw down the mic and charge toward the ring flag in hand.*

 

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*The footage ends and my face appears on screen once more* “This to me is going to be a very different take on the classic patriotic character gimmick. Look at the words that rolled up on the screen “The hero you need”. Not the hero you want its kinda like he’s trying to force the fans to accept him and that near racial slur wow! That caused quite an uproar on social media. Some demanding that Iron Eagle fired and others in complete agreement with him. Lets take a look at the finish of the match.”

 

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The footage starts with Eagle laying slumped over the ring apron onhis knees as Maximov pummels him on the outside. In the ring the ref has knocked down and The Golden Sheik is knocking the toe of his curly toed wrestling boot on the mat 3 times “loading it up”.

Iron Eagle

IRON EAGLE

The Hero You Need

Is at the XWA Ringside and Says: *I struggle to my feet as The Golden Sheik connects with a vicious kick to the side of Dawson’s head with the loaded boot crumpling Dawson to the mat. Maximov grabs the Soviet flag standing next to the ring just as I grab Dawson’s 2X4. We both swing for the fences and the 2X4 snaps the flag pole like a twig. Maximov looks horrorstruck and and begs off. Hoping to catch me off guard Maximov then lunges at me and I catch him coming in with 2×4 shot to the rib cage doubling Maximov over. I follow up with a heavy 2X4 shot to Maximov’s back crumpling him to the floor. I walk over to Maximov’s corner where the Iranian flag is stand and swings the 2X4 like a bat shattering the pole. I grab the pieces of both flags and tosses them into the crowd who roars with approval. Distracted, Sheik turns his attention to me following me to my corner as I throw down the 2X4 and picks up old glory waving it with vigor. Sheik reaches over the ropes trying to grab the flag from me just as Dawson attempts as school boy roll up. Sheik grabs onto the top rope trying not to fall. As he flails about trying to maintain his balance I climb up on the ring apron and then rams the end of the flag pole into Sheik’s throat. Sheik releases the rope clutching his throat and is pulled down into the school boy pin. The ref comes to having seen nothing of what transpired and slaps the mat 1-2-3! Declaring Dawson and I the winners. Dawson rolls out of the ring holding his head as we embrace then raise our hands in victory. The video replay is shown on the X-tron and Dawson sees for the first time everything I did. Dawson becomes upset as he points at the screen and then at me asking “what the hell was that?” I play innocent shrugging my shoulders as we continue to argue all the way up the ramp and through the curtains.*

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*The footage ends and the camera returns to a shot of me at my desk* “Not exactly a wholesome all American way to win a match.”

 

 

Dale Metzger

Dale Metzger

Editor of Wrestling Watchtower

Live Via Satellite: “Indeed Bill. Another interesting development coming out of that match is after the match was over Maximov got back in the ring and turned on his tag team partner The Golden Sheik viciously assaulting him. Maximov then got on the mic and challenged Dawson and Iron Eagle to a rematch at “Dangerous Liaisons” saying he would bring in a new tag partner, a partner he could trust he would bring in his family, Nikita Maximov. Maximov also stated that he wanted the match to be a flag match.

Now on to the final segment of the of the show! The Final segment was a heated back and forth between Champion Jon Hardcastle Jr and challenger AJ Prophet. Things became very heated between the two. Alexis Santos and her pet monster Unknown were also in the ring trying to keep both champion and challenger in check. Both me didn’t want to wait until “Dangerous Liaisons” but Alexis Santos laid down the law and refused to let the match happen until the PPV. Prophet got a cheap shot in on Unknown then left leaving an irate champion in the ring to argue with the boss. Alexis declared that Jon Jr. would defend the title that night then in a shocking turn of events Alexis unleashed her pet monster Unknown on Jon Jr. himself! former XWA mainstay Nightmare then made his long awaited return and swooped in to pick the bones and win the XWA championship!”

 

Bill Ashton

Bill Ashton

Owner and Editor of AWI Magazine

Is In AWI Newsroom and says: “It was certainly an explosive finish to the first episode of XWA Fever! Nightmare was rumored to be in the R.D. Bradley tournament and in the Carnage costume. That apparently was changed at the last moment and now we know why. What does this now mean for the XWA World Championship match? As we know all former champions have a rematch clause meaning that the former champion gets an automatic rematch. Does this mean that the title match at “Dangerous Liaisons” will be a 3 way dance? Only time will tell! Until then this Bill Ashton along with Dale Metzger signing off we hope you’ve enjoyed our little show and we will be right back here next week to review episode! Thanks for watching and goodnight fans!” *The camera pans out to a full studio shot as Dale and I continue to chat. The credits begin to role and the lights dim as the show goes off the air.*