XWA Fever Ep. 3 Segment 2: Dreams of the past…

Adam Mooney

Adam Mooney

The Soundtrack Of Xtreme

Is at the Ringside Announce Table and Says: *The show returns from commercial break. There’s a long pause as Alexis continues to chew me out in my headset over my outburst during the last segment. finally I clear my throat to address the fans at home.* “Welcome back fans! I like to apologize for getting a little carried away during the last segment! I’ve been a fan of Harley Grace since I was a young boy and I got a little hot about the despicable treatment of the legend by our so called champion Nightmare! Grace suffered a leg injury and a laceration to his face and had to be helped from the ring. But Grace being the tough son of a gun that he is, refused to be taken out on a gurney. Instead he was helped to the back by Super J and Ricky Dragonblood. Our Cameras caught up to Super J in the back as Harley was being loaded in the Ambulance. Take a look at what went down during the commercial break!”

 

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ANTHONY SHIFFONE

XWA Roving Back Stage Reporter

Is in the Backstage Area and Says: *I  race down a corridor towards the loading bay with cameraman in tow. I push through a door and the camera glimpses Grace in the ambulance. The doors of the ambulance close and it speeds away from the building with lights flashing. I cautiously approach The Super J Monster timidly clearing my throat trying to get his attention.* “Ah..Mister..Mister Super J sir? I’m Anthony Shiffone XWA’s roving back stage reporter. After the heinous attack on your friend and mentor Harley Grace you must be upset and…” *Before I can finish Super J grabs the shoulder of my jacket half lifting me off the floor..*

 

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<<<(((SUPER “J” MONSTER)))>>>

“That What You Fear The Most”

Is in the Loading Bay and Says: *I rip the mic out of Shiffone’s hand and shakes him violently. “Upset?! UPSET?! Harley Grace is the toughest son of a b*tch I’ve ever known and I just put him in an ambulance screaming in agony! Upset doesn’t come close to describing what I am right now! Harley was suppose to be honored here tonight instead he was attacked by four cowards half his age! Don’t get me wrong in a fair fight Harley could have take em all without breaking a sweat! They had to attack from behind they couldn’t take him man to man! Attacked by a couple of clowns, a pansy in a fur coat and a Bonesaw Jack wannbe!” *Fans start a healthy “Bonesaw” chant. I nod acknowledging the chant.*

“Unknown, you’re nothing but a cheap imitation! I’ve been in the ring with the real deal and you know what the difference is? I pounded Bonesaw’s face into hamburger and he came back for more! I bounced Bonesaw’s skull off the concrete floor twice and he came back for more! Hell I ripped his godd*mned ear off and he came back for more! You Unknown, you took one shot from The Super J monster and you ran with your tail tucked between your legs! You can run all you want big man! There’s nowhere you can run that I won’t find you!

Vejitto, I’m gonna take great pleasure pounding that pretty boy face into pudding! I hope you know a good plastic surgeon because you’re gonna need it little man! As for the clowns The Super J Monster will wipe the smile off your faces permanently! Ed is dead he just don’t know it yet and Nightmare I’m gonna save you for last! When I’ve stripped away every last bit of insulation around you and you’re all alone then I’ll show what nightmares are all about!

I haven’t forgotten about you Alexis Santos and Erik Richmond! You two put this little party together! I know you set Harley up! Stay the hell out of my way if you know what’s good for you! There’s nothing on God’s green earth you can do to protect your “Boy” from me! His fate was sealed the moment he put his hands on Harley! Get in my way and I’ll have no qualms about putting my hands on the both of you!” *Throws down the mic and shoves Shiffone to the floor. I push past the cameraman knocking him to the floor knocking the camera view askew.*

 

Adam Mooney

Adam Mooney

The Soundtrack Of Xtreme

Is at the Ringside Announce Table and Says: *The backstage footage ends and once again I am caught unaware that I am live on the air. I sit leaning back in my chair picking my nose. I remove my finger from my nose closely examining it. Alexis screams in my ear and I sit bolt upright hastily wiping my hand on my pants.* “Alright we are back LIVE! The Wicked Clowns, Unknown and Vejitto better be watching over their shoulders cause The Super J Monsters is coming for em! What say you Gavin and Patience?” *massages my temples completely mortified, unsure how much the fans saw at home. I glare at the director for failing to give me my cue.*

 

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Patience Devine and “Gawwwwddddguss” Gavin Glitter

***XWA Lead Color Commentators***

Are at the Ringside Announce Table and say:

Gavin: *looks at Mooney in disgust.* “Were you just pickin yo nose Mooney?! What the hell man?! I shook yo hand when we came out here!” *furiously wipes my hands on my pants trying to wipe away the Mooney germs.*

Patience: *I pull my purse out from under the announce table and digs through it pulling  out a small bottle of hand sanitizer and tosses it to Gavin.* “Here shugga use that. Should we maybe wipe down the whole announce table? I mean I don’t want any Mooney cooties or anything.”

 

Adam Mooney

Adam Mooney

The Soundtrack Of Xtreme

Is at the Ringside Announce Table and Says: *My face reddens as I try to signal to cut Patience and Gavin’s mics to no avail.* “Alright that’s enough you two. Let’s get back to the action! He makes his return to the squared circle here tonight! He’s a second generation wrestler! The son of The American Way Dusty Dream! He is the bizarre one! You’ll never forget the name of Shattered Dream!!!” *Gavin can be audibly heard in the background saying “I’ll never forget you pickin’ yo damn nose!” Gavin, Patience and I begin to bicker on the air and our mics are cut abruptly.*

 

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JON BUNDY

What A Nice Guy!

Is the Ring and Says: *Having already made my entrance during the backstage segment I pace the ring rolling my shoulders and neck loosening up awaiting my opponent. I remove my ring jacket handing it to the attendant and leans back in the corner as the lights go out momentarily. The spotlights come back on bathing the entire stage, ramp and ring in golden yellow light.*

 

Shattered Dream

You Will Never Forget The Name….

SHATTERED DREAM

Is at the Gorilla Position and Says: *A director’s Clapper-board is heard snapping to and my entrance theme begins as “Shattered Gold Productions”  appears on the X-tron in elegant black cursive letters on a metallic gold background. metallic golden confetti rains down from the rafters on to the capacity crowd. I step out on to the stage in a metallic gold robe trimmed with white feathers and basks in the golden yellow spotlights. I survey the crowd through my mask of gold face paint a sneer on my black painted lips. I gracefully make my way down the ramp to the ring side area. I climb the ring steps and steps through the ropes. I remove my robe to reveal a metallic gold full body suit. I hand the robe to the ring attendant. I remove my long platinum blond wig and places it on the end of the ring post then turns facing my opponent on the other side of the ring. I crouch in the corner waiting for the bell.

 

Adam Mooney

Adam Mooney

The Soundtrack Of Xtreme

Is at the Ringside Announce Table and Says: “There you are folks they don’t call him the Bizarre one for nothing! Shattered Dream as many of you know but some of you may not, is the son of one and the only “American Way” Dusty Dream! Shattered Dream wrestled for many years as Dustin Dream before stepping out of his father’s shadow and into the persona of Shattered Dream!”

Fans tonight is a night of debuts! Up next after this match is long awaited Debut of the AWX legend..” *Pauses a moment rereading that line on my schedule sheet* “..uh..Yes the AWX legend “The Mighty” Sven Hansen!

 

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Patience Devine and “Gawwwwddddguss” Gavin Glitter

***XWA Lead Color Commentators***

Are at the Ringside Announce Table and say:

Gavin: *Looks around at all the glittering golden confetti still falling in the arena* “Gold glitter? Dat gotta be a copyright infringement righ dere! I may have to talk to my lawyer! Wait did you say that “The Mighty” Sven Hanson is going to be here? T’night? OH LARDY! DAT GONNA BE HAWT! HAWT! HAWT!

Patience: “AWX wanted me to jump ship back in the day to manage “The Mighty” Sven Hansen! I almost did it but I just couldn’t leave my shugga behind! Oh and speaking as your lawyer shugga it’s all good. That’s golden confetti not glitter it’s not the same thing.”

 

Adam Mooney

Adam Mooney

The Soundtrack Of Xtreme

Is at the Ringside Announce Table and Says: “Wait, wait, wait!  Patience, are you trying to telling me you’re a lawyer? An actual licensed attorney? How in the hell could YOU ever possibly pass the bar exam?” *The bickering resumes and our mics are cut again.*

 

Shattered Dream

You Will Never Forget The Name….

SHATTERED DREAM

Is in the Ring and Says: *The Ref calls for the bell to start the match and I crawl out of the corner on all fours towards my opponent who stop nervously not sure what to make of me. I rise to my feet directly in front of Bundy. Still hesitant Bundy reluctantly locks up with me in a collar and elbow tie up. I quickly transition to a go behind waist lock. Instead of attempting any kind of move I run my hands suggestively up and down Bundy’s chest and abdomen. Bundy freaks out pulling away from me and yells at the ref and me while kicking the bottom rope in frustration and embarrassment. The Ref manages to calm Bundy down and we attempt another collar and elbow tie up.  Bundy catches me off guard with kick to the stomach doubling me over. Bundy follows up with a series of clubbing forearms to the back then backs me into the nearest corner. Bundy attempts to Irish whip me to the opposite corner. I reverse the whip sending him crashing into the corner. I follow him in with crushing clothesline nearly taking him off his feet. I quickly scale the middle rope and rains down 9 punches on Bundy’s prone head. I pause for a moment for dramatic effect then plants a full on open mouthed kiss on Bundy who flails helplessly in the corner. I release the lip lock and drops to the mat facing Bundy. I slide my hand up my body while drawing in a sucking breath all the while offensively close to Bundy. Bundy sputters wiping his mouth trying to get the taste of me out of it. Bundy strikes out raking my eyes and spitting on me. H rakes my eyes again and backs me out of the corner along the ropes. Bundy whips me into the opposite ropes and drops his head looking for a back body drop. I stop directly in front of him and drops flat backed to the mat and catches the surprised Bundy with solid uppercut jacking his jaw and sending him reeling back against the ropes. I quickly get to my feet and whips Bundy into the ropes catching him coming off with a leaping butt drop. Bundy’s face ricochets off my posterior sending him crashing to the mat. Sensing that the end is near the fans call for my finisher the “Director’s cut” (curtain call). I circle behind Bundy as he gets to his feet in a daze. I hook Bundy’s head under my arm tipping backwards then grabs a handful of Bundy’s trunks and lifts him high in the air then plants him in the middle of the ring with the “Director’s cut” (curtain call). I pounce on top of Bundy rather than hooking the leg I sprawl across Bundy’s prone body in suggestive manner. The ref hesitates for a moment shaking his head at my unconventional pin attempt then slaps the mat…1…2…3!*

 

Adam Mooney

Adam Mooney

The Soundtrack Of Xtreme

 Is at the Ringside Announce Table and Says: *The bickering finally gets brought to an end and I look at my monitor then at the ring realizing that the match is over and we never made a single call in the match. trying to gloss it over I clear my throat.* “The Bizarre one Shattered Dream doesn’t get paid by the hour folks and has made short work of Jon Bundy! Bundy is still a nice guy, he still has that going for him I guess! Don’t forget fans coming up after the break it’s the one and the only “The Mighty Sven Hansen! I…” *loses my train of thought as the lights in the arena go out.*

 

Shattered Dream

You Will Never Forget The Name….

SHATTERED DREAM

Is in the Ring and Says: *I stand on the middle ropes playing up the fans as the arena goes dark. I drop back to the mat in confusion as to what is happening. The X-tron flickers to life behind me. I turn looking at the screen and my jaw drops in shock as I see an image of my then 3 year old daughter walking down the isle to the ring dressed in a gold dress carrying a little gold handbag looking like a miniature of my ex wife and former manager Simmone. Stunned I stare at the 17 year old footage. The original audio has been removed and replaced with a bone chilling rendition of “He’s got the whole world in his hands”. The video continues as my daughter prances around the ring then jumps into my smiling, waiting arms giving me a big hug and a kiss on the cheek. I lay down on my back and my daughter playfully pounce on my chest while my laughing ex wife slaps the mat 1..2..3.  The audio begins to slow down to an incomprehensible, drawn out warble and the video freezes on an image of my smiling daughter waving to the fans. The audio stops completely and a hole melts through the picture of my daughter on the screen like a projector light melting a piece of film.

The screen goes blank and the lights turn back on. I stand stock still staring at the now blank screen. Out of the corner of my eye I see Bundy slumping in the corner still in the ring. Seething I take my anger out on Bundy drilling him with a vicious uppercut knocking him senseless. I then hook Bundy’s legs over the ropes one on each side of the turnbuckle leaving him wide open. I pause for a moment breathing heavily then connects with a hellacious full force kick between the uprights that I call “Shattered Nights” (Shattered Dreams). Bundy launches out of the corner crashing in a heap at my feet flailing about like a fish out of water clutching his boys and screaming in agony. I storm out of the ring and up the ramp ignoring the fans and everything else as disappear through the curtains.*

 

Adam Mooney

Adam Mooney

The Soundtrack Of Xtreme

Is at the Ringside Announce Table and Says: “Fans I cannot believe what we’ve just witnessed. That was footage of Dustin Reynolds’ AKA Shattered Dream’s 3 year old daughter Montana from 17 years ago at a house show in Dustin’s home town of Austin Texas. It was Dustin’s birthday and as a special surprise for him, Dustin’s wife Tawni AKA Simmone brought little Montana to the ring to celebrate Dustin’s birthday! I cannot believe someone would stoop so low as to taunt Shattered Dream with that footage! It was absolutely sick and disgusting!”

 

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Patience Devine and “Gawwwwddddguss” Gavin Glitter

***XWA Lead Color Commentators***

Are at the Ringside Announce Table and say:

Gavin: “I can’t believe what I just witnessed neither! Woo po Jon Bundy! He might have to clear his throat to find his “boys” if ya know wut a mean Mooney! Dang! I felt that one down heah at the announce table!”

Patience: *shaking uncontrollably* “That music was spooky..I..I think I wet myself a little, shugga.” *Gavin almost has his arm around me to comfort me then jumps back in disgust.*

 

Adam Mooney

Adam Mooney

The Soundtrack Of Xtreme

Is at the Ringside Announce Table and Says: On that note, folks don’t touch that dial! There’s much more still to come here tonight including the long awaited debut of “The Mighty” Sven Hansen and it’s next after the break! Don’t miss it!” *show goes to a Capitol Video commercial.*

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X.W.A. Fever Ep. 3 Kansas Legend City Tear Down

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“Kean” Dean Oakland

Host Of The Channel 5 Wrestling Hotline

Is inside the XWA Ring and says: *The show opens cold without an intro or pyro live from the Kansas City State Arena long time home of the old promotion Global Wrestling Alliance. I stand in the ring amidst a sea of legendary performers on the rampway clapping on the hometown hero including Dusty Dream, Brock Nicolas, Billy Golden, and Richard Dragonblood.  I stand mid-ring with Kansas City Wrestling Legend Harley Grace to a warm “Thank You Harley” chant. I hold in my hand a large plaque* “Thank you wrestling fans..its good to see Kansas City still has the passion for professional wrestling!! Fans, tonight we have a very special treat for long time fans of wrestling in this city. For years as part of the Global Wrestling Alliance these men that stand before you on that ramp sold out house after house and paved the way for every one in that very dressing room and others around the world. Tonight..we celebrate one of Kansas Cities own…the former three time GWA World Champion..Handsome Harley Grace!! Harley welcome home!! What do you have to say to these home town fans here tonight!!??

 

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“Handsome” Harley Grace

G.W.A. Legend (3 X World Champion)

Is inside the XWA Ring and says:* The camera zooms in on my grizzled face as a wave of emotion wash over me as I fill up trying to chase the words but the audience bathes me in a “Harley Harley” chant as I fight back the emotion and getting dead serious as I did for so many years back in the day* “Well Dean…Its been a long long time to come back to Kansas inside a wrestling ring  but just like everynight that I laced up the boots and defended that world title It still feels like home!! *Huge Pop* ” I look around at the men…and I don’t use that term much anymore..that stand in this ring with me and can’t help but think we could do it all over again!! *A “One More Match” chant begins* “Ill tell you something every person that stepped between the ropes with Harley Grace left with a measure of respect for this business and the men that stand behind me can attest to that. With the exception to a appearance for the AWX last year I have been retired from this sport for the past 20 years and I am here to send a message to the young talent that exists in this company today. To the men and ladies that make up XWA old Handsome Harley has got some advice to bestow upon you… cause I am …The Best thi…” *The fans complete Harleys saying for him ..”…Thing GOING TODAY!!” *Follows with a large cheer as Harley begins to well up in appreciation*

 

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Alexis Santos

Owner of The XWA

is Backstage and says: *Standing next to the backstage monitor watching the legends in the ring shaking my head* “Erik…HOW is THIS? Entertaining? You are using my valuable TV time on these fossils?? After last week with the announce team and now this week you open MY show with this?? You are on VERY shaky ground with me!! *Glares at Richmond as he begs off in the moment but as usual has an answer for everything*

 

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Erik Richmond

Chief Creative Team Member

is Backstage and says: “Lexi..Lexi.. You know I wouldn’t let you down bro..I hadda sell some tickets heaah tunite and Kansas city has not had a wrestling sell out in 20 years especially not for the XWA.. so I gave these guys a pay day as a way to get people in tha building! Don’t worry..they wont be out thea fa long. I told Oakland ya got 4 minutes and make it snappy. If he goes one second ova I am pullin the plug…Trust me on this Lex…TRUST Me!” *Looks back at the screen as I am stared down by my boss feeling suddenly very small in my large space*

 

Adam Mooney

Adam Mooney

The Soundtrack Of Xtreme

Is at the ringside announce table and says: *Completely ignores the fact that Alexis and Erik were just on screen as I take my cue.* “Fans it is truly a privilege to be here on tonight as we here at XWA pay tribute to a true pioneer in the wrestling business “Handsome” Harley Grace!

Before I go any farther I first must apologize for my outburst last week. Calling the play by play for a major wrestling promotion can be very stressful as is running said promotion. Though many of you may not know it, this head set I wear each week isn’t to keep out the noise of the crowd nor am I listening music while I work. I have a voice in each ear giving me guidance and direction to keep the show flowing. Last week things got heated after an on air promo for Sven Hanson aired that unfortunately we found somewhat amusing. I was unprofessional then and I was unprofessional when I lost my temper on the air. That incident not only impacted me but also impacted my broadcast colleagues when they too were forcibly removed from the ringside area. I would like to apologize to Patience and Gavin as well to everyone in the back who work so hard to put off this wonderful show each week.  On that note, Patience get back in your own chair! Adam Mooney is back!

 

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Patience Devine and “Gawwwwddddguss” Gavin Glitter

***XWA Lead Color Commentators***

Is at the ringside announce table and says:

Patience: *I reluctantly vacate Mooney’s chair. I try to sneak his jacket to add to my collection I started last week and Mooney playfully slaps my hand and takes his seat. I make my way back to my own chair stopping momentarily to plant a lazy kiss on the Glitter man then takes my seat.* “It’s all good shuga. Who do I see to get a chair like that anyway? Hey hon why does it smell like old people out here?”

 

Gavin: “Things got HAWT out heah last week but the most GAWWWWDDDGUS announce team in all of wrasslin’ is back baby! Whachoo talkin about old people girl? Dats Harley Grace Baby! He’s a legend! Not as big a legend as yours truly but an legend none the less!”

 

Adam Mooney

Adam Mooney

The Soundtrack Of Xtreme

Is at the ringside announce table and says: “The legend of Gavin Glitter not withstanding, lets get back to the ring and the honoring of a true legend!”

 

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“Kean” Dean Oakland

Host Of The Channel 5 Wrestling Hotline

Is inside the XWA Ring and says: “Harley Grace…after a storied career what do you have to say about your 30 plus year career and three Global Wrestling Alliance championships and some of the greatest matches in our sport of professional wrestling.??”

 

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“Handsome” Harley Grace

G.W.A. Legend (3 X World Champion)

Is inside the XWA Ring and says: “When I look back Dean….just hearing this reaction tells me its been worth it. So many matches..so many days and nights in so many towns and for what? I did it because I was the champion..and I took that very seriously. When I came into a town that belt meant I had a fight on my hands and I made sure that when that opponent left the ring he had respect for me. I didn’t pull punches and I didn’t listen to rules that much but one thing was for sure.. that audience knew Harley Grace was the real article. You see Dean..I accepted this invitation here tonight NOT as a way to suck up to the XWA. I agreed to come here because I have something to say to the next generation of superstars in the dressing room…”

 

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“Kean” Dean Oakland

Host Of The Channel 5 Wrestling Hotline

Is inside the XWA Ring and says: “Well hold on Harley before you get carried away here I wanted to fill you in on why YOU were called upon this evening..* Displays the plaque for the camera * “You see this year you have been awarded the Wrestling Hall Of Legends ICON award for excellence in the business…Congratulations Harley Grace!!! A big round of applause for the champ everyone!!” *Proudly bestows Harley with the award to a nice warm response*

 

Adam Mooney

Adam Mooney

The Soundtrack Of Xtreme

Is at the ringside announce table and says: “I grew up watching the Handsome one! There is no one more deserving of this award! The first time I saw him was in Pensacola Florida against Jack Bosco of the legendary Bosco brothers! They tore the house down that night! Wait what’s up with the lights? Are we having some technical difficulties?”

 

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####NIGHTMARE####

XWA Heavyweight Champion

Is on the rampway and says:*The lights flicker as Marilyn Manson’s “Fight Song” rips over the loud-speaker as the fans turn their attention to the video wall as it displays WICKED CLOWNZ as the arena erupts…as the dust settles and the music stops I stand mid-ramp alongside Unknown and Violent Ed, dressed in a long red armless trench coat with high collars with “Wicked Clownz” emblazoned across the back..I toss up the wicked clownz symbol as red fireworks explode on each side of me as the legends stand back as I glare at them with a smirk before marching to the ring with purpose dragging the XWA championship lazily at my side..I stomp mockingly up the ramp to ringside and up the ring stairs to the ring apron as Ed holds the ropes open for me as I saunter creepily behind Kean Dean whimsically looking over Harley Grace..I motion to Unknown who remains on the rampway to clear the field*

 

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((((UNKNOWN))))

XWAs Hired Monster

Is on the Rampway and says: *With a heavily coiled chain overtop of my healthy fist I threateningly motion to the existing Legends to exit the stage. Only Richard Dragonblood remains defiantly as I walk up to him menacingly..head turned to the side…fist raised high as if I am ready to strike as I tower over his much smaller frame.*

 

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Ricky Dragonsfyre

Enter The Dragon

Is on the rampway and says: *Stares defiantly at Unknown removing my sports jacket tossing it to the ground getting into my fighting stance but the fray is broken up by Billy Golden who steps back through the curtain to the ramp way and in between us breaking up our squabble and leads me back through the curtain as I am visibly upset..fans boo as only the Monster Unknown remains at the top of the ramp way*

 

Adam Mooney

Adam Mooney

The Soundtrack Of Xtreme

Is at the ringside announce table and says: *What the hell is this? The Wicked Clowns lead by our esteemed XWA World Heavyweight Champion Nightmare have gate crashed the “Handsome” Harley Grace appreciation we were having in the ring here in Kansas! Ricky Dragonblood is not happy about the interruption and looks like he wants a piece of Unknown who has joined forces with the clowns no doubt at Alexis Santos’ request!”

 

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Patience Devine and “Gawwwwddddguss” Gavin Glitter

***XWA Lead Color Commentators***

Is at the ringside announce table and says:

Patience: “Hey Adam why do keep calling him Handsome? My Gavin baby is way better looking! *makes sickening kissy faces at Gavin.*

Gavin: “You know it baby! Simply GAWWWDDDGUS!!!”

 

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Erik Richmond

XWAs Chief Creative Officer

is Backstage and says: *Grins over at Alexis as she begins to see what I am up to* “Ya see Lexi…sumtimes ya wait for tha payoff!! Look what we have heeahh..The Old Guard meets todays champion!! Now THAT my dear …is Munney!! “

 

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Alexis Santos

Owner of The XWA

is Backstage and says: *Watches the monitor as my mood seems to lighten as I relax and fold my arms* “Well Mr. Richmond looks like you have been spared…at least for the moment” *Gleams at the monitor with a slight smile crossing my face as the infamous XWAs Franchise, The Wicked Clownz Faction circles the aged veteran*

 

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“Kean” Dean Oakland

Host Of The Channel 5 Wrestling Hotline

Is inside the XWA Ring and says: *Back inside the ring I feel the creepy arrival of the XWA champion Nightmare as I am instantly appalled * “For god sakes Nightmare…why on earth would you invite yourself to this moment. Have some respect sir. These people are honoring a legend…that’s something you would know NOTHING about!!”

 

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“Handsome” Harley Grace

G.W.A. Legend (3 X World Champion)

Is inside the XWA Ring and says: *Looks over at Nightmare with the over the top costume, long hair, tattoos and bizarre contact lenses not quite knowing what to think other than disgust as this is not of my era. I move Dean Oakland out of harms way behind me as I takes his mic looking the XWA champion in his white eye.* Son…from where I come from a showing of lack of respect like this gets a man killed..and believe me I may have a few years on you boy but I can still break a neck the hard way…and that’s not Kayfabe.” *Huge pop for the words as the fans ready themselves for trouble*

 

Adam Mooney

Adam Mooney

The Soundtrack Of Xtreme

Is at the ringside announce table and says: *Struggles to contain my excitement.* “You tell em Harley! The Clowns would be wise not to take Harley Grace too lightly! He may not be as young as he once was but he can still crack heads with the best of em!”

 

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Patience Devine and “Gawwwwddddguss” Gavin Glitter

***XWA Lead Color Commentators***

Is at the ringside announce table and says:

Patience: “Nightmare might break the old guy’s hip the hard way if he isn’t careful. My Gramp Gramp broke his hip last year at Christmas. Remember shuga? You body slammed him on the coffee table after he got drunk and threw an eggnog in your face. Love ya Gramp Gramp!”

Gavin: “Hey nobody messes up dis pretty face and gets away with it baby! Nobody! Still if it had been Harley I don’t think I woulda. Harley’s more dangerous drunk than sober and judging by the look in his eye I ain’t sure how many he had before he came out here!” *Patience slaps me on the shoulder.* “Oh..er..yeah..uhh Gavin loves ya too Gramp Gramp!”

 

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^^^^^^Violent Ed^^^^^^

Wicked Clown Protégé’

Is inside the XWA ring and says: *As the old vet speaks I roll out to ringside snatching the mic from the ring announcer rolling quickly back inside skipping crazily around Harley laughing in his ear and gleefully getting in his face as I hand the stick to the champ..I back away as the former three time champ is unphased by my tomfoolery. I go to the corner and sit on the top rope trying to start a wicked clowns chant but the live crowd is having NONE of it.*

 

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####NIGHTMARE####

XWA Heavyweight Champion

Is on the rampway and says: * Looks crazily into Harleys weathered face* “Haaaarrrleeee…..Or should I call you Mr. Grace…no..I quite like Haaaarrrleee I just love the  soundzzzz of it dont you agree clownzzz?? Lets get a little Seriouzzz for just a hot second old man…I hear a lot of guyzzz shoot their mouthzz off about this one and that one..about this and that..but one thing thatzzz clear to me is I have a senoir citizen in MY ring running his mouth on how he wantzzz to address MY locker roomzzz? Why Haraaarrrleee…The ONLY one in the locker room you need to be concerned with izzz right heeeere!!

 

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“Handsome” Harley Grace

G.W.A. Legend (3 X World Champion)

Is inside the XWA Ring and says: * Grins as I put my hand square on your chest moving you back to your spot very directly without a second thought, I raise the mic to my face as begin to speak in my slow methodical grizzled voice* “Son..I am glad its YOU who came out because its the likes of YOU who I am directing my words to this evening..so if you want to step back two paces before I put you through your paces boy this old cat has something to say to YOU. You see kid…I accepted this invitation tonight because the XWA fans need to be let in on a little secret. You see I am a three time World Champion…do you know what that means boy? That means I bled, I sweated every night for 30 years to call myself the best..you see I EARNED my spot by doing what I did best and that’s WIN. Now YOU on the other hand surround your self with a circus act of buffoons and a crooked promoter who protects you and that strap every night. You don’t know what its like to go an hour. You have no idea what its like to defend that title 350 days out of a year and keep it. I lost that belt only twice…and the last time I lost it I lost to a better man as my time was up. I knew when to walk away because part of being the best is knowing when to step away. You see the difference between me and you is my time may be over…but you my friend will never have your time. You are a boy in mans clothing, a paper champion and a side show freak and I can’t for another second let you stand in my city calling yourself the champ when the real champ…the man who beat me..Ric Chamberland *Loud ovation and a we want Ric chant erupts* is exiled from the promotion because YOU and your two bit whore of a promoter is afraid to let him back inside the doors because like so may others before you would drop that belt to the REAL Worlds champion. That’s some truth for you “BOY”.”

 

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####NIGHTMARE####

XWA Heavyweight Champion

Is inside the XWA ring and says: *Snatches the plaque from you and steps backwards feigning fear as I mockingly read over the prestigious award as Ed leans over my shoulder trying to get a glance as we mockingly look impressed before breaking down laughing…I hold the plaque in front of me slowly spitting on it to the disgust of the fans* “Youuuu want rezzzzpect from meeee?? Then you show ME respect FIRST old man!! Your dayzz as champion are OVER…long forgotten but YET you stand in my ring and these people call YOU Champ? Harley Harley…my old friend you see the championship in the XWA is property of Wicked Clownzz Inc. and its CEO is me…your NIGHTMARE!! So OLD MAN if you would be so kind as to take your cane and walker and exit stage right while the Clownzz take the stage…*Chuckles as I toss the plaque over my shoulder as it is caught by Violent Ed who mockingly runs around the ring in circles around Harley who watches in disgust..*

 

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“Handsome” Harley Grace

G.W.A. Legend (3 X World Champion)

Is inside the XWA Ring and says:*Watches the annoying Clown run around me as I wait..holding in a reaction..not wanting to give these two punks an inch of emotion as he gets close I can take it no longer and draws back unleashing a stiff right hand dropping CRazy Ed stone dead to the mat …I look over at Nightmare who begs off slightly wanting none of me as I take off my jacket tossing it in the corner and begins unbuttoning my sleeves as the fans are going crazy as I roll up my sleeves absolutely incensed as a huge “Harley” chant erupts as I walk towards Nightmare fists raised walking the champ to the corner with no where for him to go..*

 

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Adam Mooney

The Soundtrack Of Xtreme

Is at the ringside announce table and says: *Jumps out of my seat after Harley floors Ed.* “Get em Harley! Get em! That’ll teach you to take something that doesn’t belong to you! Violent Ed doesn’t know what hit him and Nightmare is next!!”

 

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Patience Devine and “Gawwwwddddguss” Gavin Glitter

***XWA Lead Color Commentators***

Is at the ringside announce table and says:

Gavin: “Oooh Baby! Looks like this could be Christmas at the Devine house all over again! Harley is takin thangs to the champ and his clown boy!

 

Patience: *I see Vejitto  making his way through the crowd and begins to wave frantically to get his attention almost giving away his surprise stealthy entrance.* “Hey it’s Vejitto, baby! I haven’t seen him in years! Wow you could grate cheese on those abs! I…” *My mic is abruptly cut and Gavin glares at me.*

 

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*(*(*(Vejitto)*)*)*

Shaman Of Slice and Dice

Is at Ringside and says: * A rumbling is felt over the crowd as Nightmare and Harley Grace are about to engage but in the crowd unbeknownst to anyone and despite Patience’s faux pa I quickly sear through the fans leaping the guardrail at ringside opposite to the camera wearing a flush long floor length fur robe and killer shades and I sport my brand new flowing brown locks..tossing the jacket off I slide easily into the ring getting to my feet low drop kicking Harley in the back of the leg dropping him to the ground..I wave Unknown down to ringside as I kick Violent Ed waking him from his slumber…as Harley lays on the mat I rush to the buckles easily scaling them without even touching the ropes as I stand momentarily backwards to the ring facing the fans with sure balance as I bounce into a split legged moonsault into a twisting corkscrew plancha (Starship Pain) that I lovingly call the Vegematic!! I stand to a small Vejitto chant but wavers off into a huge chorus of boos as I look over to Nightmare embracing him like old times as the fans boo louder*

 

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XWA’s Hired Monster

Is at ringside and says: *Pulls myself up from the floor to the ring apron as I step between the ropes seeing a fallen Harley Grace surrounded by the Clowns and XWA returning legend Vejitto..I yank a battered Grace off the mat holding him up from behind holding his arms back..Nightmare wails away at  the legend as Nightmare picks up the plaque and smashes Harley in the head with it as the fans are booing wildly at our attack as the legend slumps to the mat with a trickle of blood freely flowing from the assault.*

 

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Ricky Dragonblood

Honor Above All Else

Is on the rampway and says:*Bursts through the curtain rushing down the rampway..I slide effortlessly  between the ropes and into the ring still in my dress clothes. Vejitto rushes me as I slip into the ring and he is caught with a high elevation arm drag hurling him to the corner.  Violent ED follows right behind and is met with a fierce double karate chop blowing him off his feet I rip off my shirt slamming it to the mat as I point at Nightmare with uncharacteristic rage on my face motioning “Breaking him in half” with my hands. The arena is bursting with cheers and hope that I have taken a stand with these clowns.*

 

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####NIGHTMARE####

XWA Heavyweight Champion

Is inside the XWA ring and says: *Sees an irate Dragonblood as I back away eyes wide as Ricky is hell bent on revenge…I hold my hand out trying to calm the Dragon down as I buy myself sometime as he moves in on me…*

 

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XWA’s Hired Monster

Is Inside The XWA Ring and says: *I pound Ricky from behind dropping him to the mat..he kips up fast blasting me with a series of slaps and chops rattling me fast into the ropes as he attempts to throw me off the ropes I quickly reverse it catching him with a massive spinning “Parts Unknown” (Black hole Slam) to the mat solidly ending his offence. Like a pack of wolves the Wicked Clownz pounce on Dragon as I hold him down with my foot as Ed and Nightmare kick and stomp away at Ricky who lies in a heap next to Harley..the two legends are being decimated with the 4 on 2 advantage.*

 

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^^^^^^Violent Ed^^^^^^

Wicked Clown Protégé’

Is inside the XWA ring and says: *I stomp and kick away at Ricky and a few to Harley for good measure. I nod to Vejitto as we both scale the top ropes to thunderous boos from the fans. Unknown passes me a chair as I stand on the top rope as Nightmare takes a moment from pounding a fallen Dragon to holding out the leg of Harley as I leap high off the top with a savage frog splash with a chair to the leg crushing Harley Graces leg underneath. I jump up off the mat jumping around in a clown like celebratory mood with a “Did I do that “?? Look on my face as I laugh hysterically. I look up to a waiting Vejitto on the top rope as I drag DragonBlood into place.*

 

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*(*(*(Vejitto)*)*)*

Shaman Of Slice and Dice

Is Inside The XWA Ring and says: * Leaps off the top rope with a spinning 450 legdrop with authority on Ricky. I nip up holding my arms out to the side soaking in the overwhelming boos as the two legends remain lifeless in a pool of their own blood*

 

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Ricky Dragonblood

Honor Above All Else

Is in the XWA Ring and says: *Lays on the mat on my side clutching my ribs and neck as the sadistic Clown Company pours on the final insult to us legends of the ring*

 

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####NIGHTMARE####

XWA Heavyweight Champion

Is inside the XWA ring and says:*I lay on the mat between the two fallen legends as I hold my world title up waving it in both of their faces as I paint brush each one of them with a undignified slap as the Clownz and I stand triumphantly posing for the hard camera..I smear myself with Harley Graces blood as if it was war pain for an awesome visual. The ring is pelted with garbage to a thunderous shower of boos from the Kansas city crowd*

 

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“Handsome” Harley Grace

G.W.A. Legend (3 X World Champion)

Is inside the XWA Ring and says: *Lays on the mat busted open from the attack clutching my now badly injured leg/ knee as I roll in agony unable to defend myself but trying to bear and grin the pain as I yell out at the clowns swearing on them but unable to do anything about what has happened*

 

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Adam Mooney

The Soundtrack Of Xtreme

Is at the ringside announce table and says: *I sit in shocked silence as the 4 on 2 beat down of my idol Harley Grace and Ricky Dragonblood continues. Finally I find my voice again.* “I-I can’t believe what I am witnessing here. Nightmare, Violent Ed, Unknown and Vejitto, whom I would have never thought capable of such a heinous attack have decimated Harley Grace and Ricky Dragonblood…I…” *suddenly I fire up as my disbelief turns to anger.* “You know what I can believe what I’m seeing! You all saw them earlier on the X-tron earlier, Alexis and Erik! This was a damn set up all along! It was never about honoring Harley Grace, a legend in this business! It was all about getting Nightmare some cheap heat! This is…This is bullsh*t! This is bullsh*t and by God I’m going to do something about!” *I slam down my headset and jumps to my feet shaking off my sports jacket about to do something insane. Gavin and Patience jump to their feet grabbing me holding me back from charging to the ring to help my idol. I struggle with Patience and Gavin as they desperately try to prevent me from going to the ring and getting myself killed when the lights suddenly go out…*

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<<<(((SUPER “J” MONSTER)))>>>

“That What You Fear The Most”

Is on The Rampway and says: *The Over Powering Rumble Of my Music fills the air as all eyes turn to the rampway, the XWA Video Tron displays a familiar symbol of a Horned Beast..then SUPER J MONSTER…REBORN scrolls across the screen to a THUNDEROUS crowd POP!! The Lights turn back on and at the top of the ramp is SUPER J MONSTER complete with the massive ceremonial headpiece on his head and shoulders arms out to the side as the eyes of the headpiece glow blood red. Monster removes the headpiece setting it down on the rampway in front of him as he bow slightly in front of it as all clowns in the ring suddenly turn alerted to my presence..The headpiece explodes with steam billowing out from all sides of it as my pyro erupts in an amazing spectacle..I stand at the top of the ramp strapping on my gloves deadlocked with the Wicked Clownz senseless attack and carnage in the ring. An astonishing “Super J” chant begins as I storm to the ring ready to extract revenge..”

 

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####NIGHTMARE####

XWA Heavyweight Champion

Is inside the XWA ring and says:*In full panic mode I almost trip in the fallen bodies beneath me as I look on seeing the super heavyweight storm towards the ring..I motion to the Clownz and Unknown to get in formation of the arrival of the Monster..the camera catches my full panic as the expression of pure fear is etched on my face as I scramble to prepare for the oncoming carnage….*

 

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<<<(((SUPER “J” MONSTER)))>>>

“That What You Fear The Most”

Is Inside The XWA Ring and says: *Rushing the ring I move methodically up the stairs and into the ring…I am met with a rushing Violent Ed as I duck low hoisting him high over the top rope to the floor in a heap to a thunderous response…Vejitto is next and he is stopped dead cold as I steam roll him over with a barge as he flips backwards head over heels and out of the ring..trying to catch me unprepared Nightmare attempts a quick out of no where “Downward Spiral” (Code Breaker) but I do not move and Nightmare Flat backs himself looking up at me in total shock and fright as I grab him by the hair hauling him off the mat. Suddenly I am hammered from behind with a chain by Unknown to which I sell momentarily by holding the back of my head then suddenly like a man possessed I snap my head as  I turn to face the big man as he looks on in horror realizing he could not hurt me..The fans begin a “This is awesome chant” as the two Monsters go face to face..*

 

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####NIGHTMARE####

XWA Heavyweight Champion

Is inside the XWA ring and says:* I pull myself quickly out of the fray as I direct the Monster Unknown to fight this VERY LARGE battle!!*

 

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((((UNKNOWN))))

XWA’s Hired Monster

Is Inside The XWA Ring and says:*Standing toe to toe with the legendary Japanese wrestling Gaijin I toss the chain to the mat ready to engage this Monster as the fans are at a fever pitch waiting for an explosion..I charge right ahead at the big Monster…*

 

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<<<(((SUPER “J” MONSTER)))>>>

“That What You Fear The Most”

Is Inside The XWA Ring and says: *Unknown tries to strike but like two freight trains colliding with each other I go right through him with a savage clothesline literally flipping the big man in the air..as he staggers to his feet in the ropes I meet him with a huge stiff clothesline over the top rope to the mat on top of a recovering Violent Ed as the two of them make a heap on the mats outside the ring. I survey the carnage as Ricky Dragonblood looks on holding his neck slumped in the corner and Harley lays on the mat clutching his knee in agony. I look back to Nightmare who I back into the corner who is literally screaming for me to stop as I grab him by his custom robe in the corner battering him super stiff lefts and rights the last of which sending him high in the air to the buckles..I grab him by the hair whipping him by the arm to the opposite buckle as I charge squashing him with a crushing avalanche splash in the corner as the fans go wild. I throw up the Monster symbol as I pull Nightmare squashed carcass to the middle of the ring preparing for the Monster Bomb to finish the deal..I easily yank him high in the air,…however Vejitto who has recovered slightly leaps to the ring apron pulling Nightmare out of the move and the ring by his legs as Nightmare and his cast of Clownz and colleagues flee the ringside area up the ramp..I yell at them from the ring as they flee. I turn and knee down to check on Harley Grace my one time trainer..as I glare at the clown squad incensed and angry for vengeance..*

 

Adam Mooney

Adam Mooney

The Soundtrack Of Xtreme

Is at the ringside announce table and says: *Still on my feet. I grab my headset and Patience and Gavin release me as I shout into my mic completely lost in the excitement.* “THE TRUE MONSTER IS HERE! THE SUPER J MONSTER HAS STEAMROLLED THROUGH THE CLOWNS, VEJITTO AND ALEXIS’ SO CALLED MONSTER UNKNOWN! THERE’S ONLY ONE MONSTER AND IT IS THE SUPER J MONSTER! GET EM SUPER J! GET EM DON”T LET THAT CHICKEN SH*T NIGHTMARE GET AWAY!!!” *I completely ignore the screaming in my headset as I continue to call for nightmare’s head. Vejitto and Unknown drags a battered Nightmare up the ramp. Violent Ed crawls on all fours behind them away from ringside while Super J Monster drops to a knee next to Harley checking on him. EMT’s make their way past Nightmare and hit the ring to tend to Harley Grace as the show goes to a commercial break.*