XWA Fever Ep. 2 Seg. 6 Rip Remmington vs Gangland…Prelude The Cage.

Sven Hanson is coming

XWA Video Wall:

Is On The Screen and says: *After the commercial break ends and before our main event a promotional video airs with the Finnish National Anthem playing with highlights of Finlands greatest atheletes competing in all sports. Then short clips of AWX wrestling airs with rare footage of a international competitor airs prompted by an over the top narrator trumpeting his almost non exisitant AWX career…then it stops and an on screen graphic airs and finally we see that the man know as the Might Sven (Hanson) is coming soon to the XWA!! This is met with virtual silence from the live crowd and suddenly a random fan breaks the silence with a “Sven Suuuuuuucccckkkksss” taunt as we switch awkwardly away from the Sven video as the announcers are caught openly chuckling but getting DEAD SERIOUS once they know the camera is on them..*

 

Adam Mooney

Adam Mooney

The Soundtrack Of Xtreme

Is at the ringside announce table and says: *Is caught off guard laughing at the Sven promo as I am suddenly dead serious not wanting to open my mouth as I may laugh as Patience and Gavin Glitter just look at each other trying to remain professional but loses it as they see me with lip quivering..I compose myself* “Yes fans..the man from Helsinki Finland will make his debut soon he….*Cuts myself off trying to look off camera but just breaks as the voice in my ear pieceis yelling so loud it is audible on air.* “You know what..clearly there is someone in he back who can do this job MUCH better than I can…well you know what…if you know the right words to say about the crap that rolls across my the screen then by all means…have at it!!” *Unplugs my ear piece tossing it to Gavin and Patience as they stumble to catch it* “Fans I apologize for the outburst…it was unprofessional of me but you at home deserve the best announcing you can get but I CANNOT do that if I am being yelled at in my ear piece every two minutes, forced to put over talentless jobbers and then being told I cant do my job.. well to my “Bosses” in the back …if you can do a better job…then heres your big break…becauseI respectfully resign! *Sets down my headset on the desk nodding to Patience and Gavin who shrug looking at each other in shock. TV Cuts quickly to an old commercial of Lord Albert Haynes selling Capitol Video VHS tapes as the production team panics.*

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Patience Devine and “Gawwwwddddguss” Gavin Glitter

***XWA Lead Color Commentators***

Is at the ringside announce table and says:

Patience Devine: *Looking on as Adam leaves the broadcast area looking very concerned* ” Ohhhh Lexi is NOT going to like THAT? Thank goodness they have US to keep this show going…*Looks saucily over to Gavin*So what are we gonna talk about now you devilish man? *Slys over at Adams empty chair..a chair far more expensive than the one my boyfriend and I share* “Do you think Adam needs his chair?? I mean not that I mind sitting next to you shugga but ..do you think he would mind? *Shimmies over to Adams desk chair sitting in it comfortably in the oversized coziness of the chair putting my feet up on the desk* Ya know a gurl can get used to this right here!!”

Gavin Glitter: *Clapping my hands in the air as you confiscate the big plush leather chair as I excitedly cheer on the switch* Nuthinn is too good for mah shugga baby!! Heck Adam left his coat too!! That would sure look all pretty like on mah gurl!! Try it right on there gawwwdguss!!” *Takes Adams coat assisting my co-star with sliding it on beaming from ear to ear as we steal the grave of Adam Mooney only seconds away fromleaving the booth*

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Erik Richmond

Chief Creative Consultant:

Is in the backroom and says: *Standing by the backstage monitor with Alexis Santos going off on me for Mooneys outburst on air* “RELAX…Lexi..Just calm DOWN…Ill get this back on track..I got this!!” *Storms out of the production room*

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Alexis Santos

XWA Owner

Is in the back production room and says: *Screaming at Richmond as I throw a proverbial fit* “Fix your mess Erik!! I will NOT tolerate insubordination!! I am Alexis Santos!! Arrggghhhhhhh!!!”* Throws my production sheets to the ground and kicks a garbage can ackwardly as production staff literally stop cold staring at my outburst as I look slowly over at them embarrassed* “What are you all looking at???!!! GET BACK TO WORK!!”

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Rip Remmington

“Rip Em All…”

Is inside the XWA ring and says: *The video feed picks back up after the commercial break as Gangland and myself are nose to nose in the ring as my music finally dies off. The fans start a HUGE “Rip” chant as I shake my arms off to the side shaking the 24 inch guns as I bad mouth the big 450 lb Gangland. I shove the big man backwards as he shoots back with a big punch..I absorb the blow firing back another one rattling the big man early..with the fans behind me I move in for the scoop slam as I lift the giant off the mat as the fans are going crazy for the early advantage!!*

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Erik Richmond

Chief Creative Consultant:

Is at the ringside announce table: *Is seen yelling at Gavin and Patience as the camera cuts back to me fully catching me* “….and you can both go to the back cause I dont need this sh**. I cant trust any of yez ta do your frikkin job you can just GO!! Leave..get offa my show!! Ill do this myself. ” *Not even caring about being caught I slam the headset over my head and jumps into announcer mode* “Remmington…hes goin for that slam only seconds into this one!! It may take more than a “Gang” to stop the momentum of the Ripper this evening!!”

 

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Patience Devine and “Gawwwwddddguss” Gavin Glitter

***XWA Lead Color Commentators***

Is at the ringside announce table and says:

Patience Devine: *Is shuffled away by the production team as I drop my purse as I stoop to get it but is quickly pulled off screen but holding dearly to the Mooney jacket*

Gavin Glitter: *Glares at Richmond as I collect Patiences belongings as I curse under my breath as I am hurried along*

Gangland

Gangland

One Man Army

Is inside the XWA Ring and says: *I caught by surprise with the punch and finds myself in a slam position..I claw at rips eyes and clobber him with a stiff forearm on his back as I fall forward crashing on top of Rip as we collide with the mat. The fans “Ohhhhhhhh..” feeling the impact of Rips body being crushed underneath my large frame. I get up first bouncing off the ropes slowly winding up my arm as I make my way back to Rips prone body and dropping a heavy elbow drop rattling the ring with the impact…I sit up smiling to the chorus of boos. I pull myself up again grabbing Rip by his golden locks to a standing base and easily scooping him up in a high slam…holding him in the air 5 seconds before slamming him HARD in the middle as Rip shivers from the impact holding his back and reaching out for his “Rippers” before going prone again from the pain. I bellow to the fans with my arm in the air to more boos. I lift Rip up again this time whipping him hard into the corner…I slowly back up in the opposite corner winding up then rushes across the ring for a corner Avalanche splash to squash Rip under my 450 lb frame.

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Erik Richmond

Chief Creative Consultant:

Is at the ringside announce table: “The pendulum has swung in the fava of the big man! I think I just heeeard Remmingtons ribs pop from down heeah!! Fans..I am gonna tell ya somthin you dont know…if the One Man Army wins tonight..he springboards right into the main event of the Dangerous Liaisons PPV!! Imagine that match..Jaxxus vs Gangland inside the cage..It could happen!!”

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Rip Remmington

“Rip Em All!!”

Is inside the XWA ring and says: *Quickly side steps the incoming big man as he brings up solid with the buckles shifting the ring…as Gangland rebounds out of the corner turning around I crouch low scooping him up again this time getting him up all the way and slamming him to the mat with a thud as the ring springs up and down wildly from the impact!! Gangland smartly rolls to safety of the outside of the ring holding his back…I reach down slowly tearing off my blue and white “Rip Rules” Tank top milking it for the crowd as I tear it off..balling it up and walking over to the ropes and throwing it directly at Gangland injured at ringside to a thunderous Pop… I stand back from the ropes on his side of the ring waving the big man back inside.*

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Erik Richmond

Chief Creative Consultant:

Is at the ringside announce table: “This crowd is 100% behind the Ripper!! Rip looking in fantastic condition at 320lbs of Venice Beach muscle!! I cant believe he got him up with the impact those ribs took only minutes ago! The tide had turned AGAIN!!”

Gangland

Gangland

One Man Army

Is inside the XWA Ring and says: * Rolls back inside as Rip stands back letting me get back in and gather myself…we begin to circle each other as we lock up with a collar and elbow tie up..I easily overpower the Venice Beach native backing him into the corner. The ref tries to intervene and separate us as I feign backing away with my hands in the air innocently backing up…I quickly roll in with a back elbow hitting Rip hard in the upper chest. As he slumps in the corner I strike with a high clubbing fore arm across the back..I pull Rip to the middle of the ring hooking him in a position for a suplex..I pull Rip high into a suplex holding him high and vertical for 5 seconds before crashing down with the delivery. I stand up bellowing again. I bounce off the ropes slowly building the momentum as I jump as high as I can go with a splash crashing down with every ounce of my 450 lb. frame..I kneel up grinning as the fans boo loudly with a “Rip Em” chant starting to catch fire. I look out to the fans holding up a finger yelling “ONE MORE!!” I stand up bounding off the strands again lifting myself in the air and crashing down full force with a SECOND splash connecting. I hook the leg as I yell to the ref to finish the deal.*

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Erik Richmond

Chief Creative Consultant:

Is at the ringside announce table: “TWO Splashs…TWO…Rip is dun heeeah!! Gang hooking the leg!! This just gotta be it!! Ref is in position!! The main event is about to change for the PPV..call the print presses we gotta change tha posta!!”

 

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Rip Remmington

“Rip Em All!!”

Is inside the XWA ring and says: * The ref slides into position..I slip my hands under the girth of the Gangland as the ref counts a 1…..2….I lift the big man off me before the third slap of the canvas!! The crowd goes absolutely wild…Gang looks stunned as he sits up looking at me as I now sit on my knees in the middle of the ring beginning to “Rip Up” I tremble and shake to the approval of all my “Rippers” cheering me on as I get up off the mat shaking and pumping my arms gaining strength from the audiences support..Gangland moves towards me swingng with a punch that I block and retailiate with a powerful more energized punch of my own..Gang repeats his attack twice more only to be met with the same fate finally reeling for the first time in the match…I move him back to the ropes whipping him off the ropes as Gangland careens off the ropes I connect with a big boot to the face knocking Gangland to the mat…I look to the rampway as the fans begin to boo wildly at an oncoming support system for the One Man Army…as Jaxxus makes his way to ringside..I stop momentarily ..distracted by the Hollywood Monster*

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Erik Richmond

Chief Creative Consultant:

Is at the ringside announce table:“Jaxxus is out here…The other half of our Main Event at XWAs Dangerous Liaisons has made his presence known just as Rip has lady luck ridin on his shouldas!!”

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Jaxxus

Hollywood Monster

Is at Ringside and says: *Makes my way to ringside seeing The Gangland in trouble..I stand at ringside glaring and yelling at Remmington as I pound my chest declaring war..I reach up grabbing the top rope pulling my self up to the ring apron as Rip trows a wild punch at me..I block them as I cross my arms as he hits only my wrist gauntlets as his punch is rendered ineffective..I grab Rip by the throat choking him violently as the ref trys to stop the assault but seeing that Rip struck first resists calling for the DQ.*

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Erik Richmond

Chief Creative Consultant:

Is at the ringside announce table:”The ref using discretion here…the stakes are too high to simply let this one end in a DQ!! All I can say is good luck to you bro!!”

Randy Ravage

 

 

Randy Ravage

The Macho Madness

Is in the crowd and says: *While chaos is happening in the ring I stealthly make my way very quickly through the audience wearing my jeans and black tight tank top with “Macho Madness” in white letters boastfully on the front. With a steel chair in hand I leap the guard rail on the side behind Remmington as I slide into the ring as Rip is being choked out I make my way towards Rip. Holding my chair high pointed to the back of Rip who is very vulnerable to attack still not on the refs radar the fans scream trying to alert the ref with their screams but he is very occupied trying to pry Jaxxus hands off of a fading Remmington who has fallen to one knee under the tight grip at the hands of the Hollywood Monster. I look from side to side…testing the audience..then I look down at Gangland who is beginning to move on the mat..as he gets to one knee..I quickly turn towards him smashing him over the head with the chair dropping him to his back again as I quickly slide the chair out of the ring rushing the opposite corner scaling the top rope holding both fingers in the air as I balance myself and leaps off with a thundering flying elbow smash on the Gangland!! The fans go crazy with this shocking turn of events…I get to my feet looking out to the fans out to the side as I spin around gloating my attack…I stop suddenly looking at Rip who is in trouble at the hands of Jaxxus..I look out to the feverish audience pointing to Rip and Jaxxus as they cheer wildly..I roll quickly to ringside as I rush over grabbing the legs of the Hollywood monster pulling his legs off the ring apron as Jaxxus hits the floor but remains standing and in a really bad mood. I point to him warning him to back up as I move slowly backwards a security rushes the big man escorting him to the backroom..*

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Erik Richmond

Chief Creative Consultant:

Is at the ringside announce table:“What in tha name of all that is holy is Randy Ravage doin heeah in that XWA!!?? One minute hes against the Rippa…now hes got his back…fans are you as confused as I am heeeaahh?? “

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Rip Remmington

“Rip Em All!!”

Is inside the XWA ring and says: *On one knee by the ropes hlding my throat feeling the effects of being choked out for a long time I take a deep breath as I get back to my feet trying to recover oblivious to what has gone down…I turn towards the middle of the ring seeing Gangland down in the middle of the ring..I look from side to side as the fans erupt…feeling the moment I bounce off the ropes leaping high connceting with a high leg drop across the throat of the big man!! I float over on top of him hooking his big leg deep as the ref is right in position to count the1….2……3!!!!! The fans erupt with cheers as I roll off to the side quickly getting to my feet to the thunderous ovation of my little Rippers in the audience!! As Gangland is rolled out of the ring I pose to my music for the fans as the show is about to go off the air!

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Erik Richmond

Chief Creative Consultant:

Is at the ringside announce table: “Just like that..at any minute heeeahh in the XWA the tide can turn at any second!! Rip is goin on ta Dangerous Liaisons to face Jaxxus inside that Unforgivin Steel Menagerie and these fans at the XWA Arena cannot wait..”

Randy Ravage

Randy Ravage

The Macho Madness

Is at ringside and says: *Rolls in unbeknownst to Rip as he poses to the fans..I step in behind Remmigton grabbing him by the shoulder turning him to face me as the fans become silent as Rips music stops cold as the fans buzz…I point my finger to him mouthing something inaudible to him…as we go head to head..I point up the ramp at Gangland as he is carted off to the back seemingly explaining that I played a part in saving Rip from the minions. Rip realizes what has gone down looking out to the fans before slowly extendng his hand to me. Eyes wide I look down at the hand..then out to the fans..then back to the fans…hand..fans…then puts my hand in the air seemingly moving in for a handshake as the fans erupt..then suddenly SLAPS Rip in the mouth as I back away as Rip holds his chin. I leap to ringside backing up the ramp pointing to him as the fans boo loudly..as we go off the air…*

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Erik Richmond

Chief Creative Consultant:

Is at the ringside announce table: “Fans..so many unanswered questions..but we are outta time here on Feeeva!! Rip vs Jaxxus…No Moves Barred Cage Match..live on PPV in just a couple a weeks and that man…Randy Ravage will be the special guest referee…can he call it down the middle or will he side with the Hollywood Monsta or the Rippa?? See ya next week…for the XWA..I am Erik Richmond!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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XWA Fever Ep. 2 Seg. 5.5 Capitol Video Exclusive: Strike Team vs. Elimination

Adam Mooney

Adam Mooney

The Soundtrack Of Xtreme

is at the ringside announce table and says: “Fans just before we go to our main event our Capitol Video cameras were on hand for an XWA Houseshow this past weekend and caught all the action. We witnessed a classic encounter between two of XWA’s premier teams, Elimination and Strike Team and what went down at the end was very interesting! After last weeks tension between Strike Team could they gel as a team again long enough to fend off the awesome challenge of The three-man suicide squad known as Elimination!!? Lets go to the tapes!!”

***The match joined in progress late in the final moments ***

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 Elimination

Morgue, Corpse, and Xombie

“Pain and Destruction”

Is inside the XWA Houseshow ring and says: *With Mantel on the outside of the ring taken out after a three-man beat down his partner is about to suffer the same fate inside the ring. Elimination Corpse with Santini in the corner hammering away on him 3 on one late in the match. Xombie scoops up Santini and drops him over Morgues knee as he holds him in place for the Total Elimination Elbow decapitation finisher…Corpse scales the ropes lifting his arm high in the air to signify the end of the match as he prepares to leap off as Tino lays defenseless in the trappings of Morgues hold*

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Tino Santini and Rich Mantel

STRIKE TEAM

Is inside the XWA Houseshow ring and says:* Holding my neck on the outside I see Elimination ready to strike with their finishing move..I rush to the ring apron leaping up quickly as I leap shoving Corpse off the top rope to the floor to a great audience pop. Xombie sees my inference as he clotheslines me off the ring apron, Xombie then jumping down as I quickly get back to my feet as we engage in a pier six slugfest trading blows back and forth like a hockey fight but I finally get the better of the exchange as I grab Xombie running him back first into the ringside railing taking him out..I look inside the ring just as the ref jumps outside  trying to restore order as Corpse is rearing for a fight as the ref blocks the action on the outside checking on Xombie and ordering everyone back inside the ring..behind the refs back I grab a folding chair as I see Morgue with Santini in a slam position inside the ring destroying him with a series of back breakers over the knee..not releasing him but dispensing one after the other. I leap to the ring apron as Morgue is facing me with Santini in his arms..I swing the chair wildly hitting Santini hard in the back but knocking both men backwards and off their feet as Morgue collapses from the force of the chair shot and Santini falls on top of a fallen Elimination member! Tino Santini rolls off his foe in pain..I see Morgue still on the mat as I hold the top rope vaulting over it into a perfectly executed slash as the ref slides in just in time as I hook the leg of a surprised Morgue for the 1…2….3!! The fans erupt as I stumble to my feet victorious arms raised soaking up the cheers!!

 

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 Elimination

Morgue, Corpse, and Xombie

“Pain and Destruction”

Is inside the XWA Houseshow ring and says: *Xombie and Corpse see Mantel upset Morgue and rush the ring pounding Mantel and Santini on the ground and in the corner with the three on two advantage. We take Santini dropping him neck first over the ropes as we pound on Mantel whipping him off the ropes as we prepare a double clothesline..*

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Tino Santini and Rich Mantel

***STRIKE TEAM***

Is inside the XWA Houseshow ring and says: *Mantel ducks under the clothesline attempt by Xombie and Corpse bouncing off the ropes hitting a double clothesline of his own sending them both men careening to the floor. I get to my feet seeing Tino still getting pounded in the corner by Morgue as I drop kick him in the back and “inadvertently” slams into Santini who is slumped in the corner…as Morgue stumbles backwards out of the corner I dropkick him over the top rope and on to his Elimination brethren at ringside as the ref try’s to get them all away from ringside to break up the chaos!! Mantel celebrates wildly as Strike Team is announced as the winners. Our theme music plays to a hot ovation from the XWA faithful!*

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“Keen” Dean Oakland

Channel 5’sHotline Reporter

Is on the XWA Interview stand on the left of the rampway: *The shot is edited as we pick up minutes after the conclusion of the match as I stand before the live crowd on the interview platform with an elated Rich Mantel and a beaten down Tino Santini who is holding his lower back and  the back of his neck sweating profusely. I attempt to get word from the popular Strike Team: “Tino Santini and Rich Mantel congratulations on your victory tonight over Elimination despite a 3 on 2 advantage!! There is a lot of chatter backstage and from our fans about dissention between Strike Team after last week you Rich Mantel walked out on Tino Santini…tell me guys..where does Strike Team stand as a unified team?? Are you guys on the same page or is it true that there are issues between you two..Tino Santini..lets begin with you..” *Puts the mic in front of Santini still nursing his neck and back from the Mantel chair shot that own them the match..*

 

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Tino Santini and Rich Mantel

***STRIKE TEAM***

Is on the XWA Interview stand on the left of the rampway:

Rich Mantel: *Moves the mic away from Santini as he begins to speak moving it towards me* “You know Gene..Strike Team is back on track. I took out Elimination and let it be known we are coming for those tag team titles at Dangerous Liaisons and I can’t wait..I am ready!!”

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“Keen” Dean Oakland

Channel 5’s Hotline Reporter

Is on the XWA Interview stand on the left of the rampway: “Last week Rich Mantel you walked out on your partner and left him to be beaten by the Magnum Models…many looked on that particular action as there being trouble in the ranks..what do you have to say to the fans who say that all things are not coming up roses for Strike Team?”

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Tino Santini and Rich Mantel

***STRIKE TEAM***

Is on the XWA Interview stand on the left of the rampway:

Tino Santini: *Moves close to the mic.* “Gene I just have to say..” *The mic is pulled away from me again as I clutch my neck glaring at Mantel in too much pain to react*

Rich Mantel: “You know Gene all the fans can see that Strike Team havent been better…dont listen to negative people Gene, last week is in the past and now we are stronger than we have ever been. I just beat the Elimination and we are on a roll!! We are going to that PPV against Alexandra Magnums Models and we are taking home the XWA Tag Team Gold. With both of us on the same page and the Strike Team fans on my side..I am gonna take the Tag team titles home!!” *Pumps my fist excitedly to the fans with a good Pop*

Tino Santini: *Moves the mic quickly to me glaring at Rich’s choice of words*” US Rich..you mean WE will take the belts right?? Strike Team…will win the belts That’s what you meant right?”

Rich Mantel: *Smiles very wide to the camera..energized I sternly look at Tino suddenly not smiling* “Yes Tino…WE will win the belts…Strike Team will be the Tag Team champs!!!”..*Slaps Tino on the back hard on his injured back almost aggressively but smiles at him* “Come on Tino…we have belts to win!!” *Walks off the stage pumping my fist excitedly to the fans as I slap their hands exiting the interview set leaving my partner and Gene on the stage*

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“Keen” Dean Oakland

Channel 5’sHotline Reporter

Is on the XWA Interview stand on the left of the rampway:*Looks concerned at Tino as he collects himself holding his back exiting the stage waving to the fans grimacing as Mantel is already exited through the curtain* “Well..there you have it fans..it will be Strike Team versus The Magnum Models for the XWA Tag Team Titles live and only on PPV!! For more backstage news going down right now just a couple of weeks from the PPV call the XWA Hotline at 1800-555-5555 $6.99 the first minute and 6.89 each additional minute don’t worry about your parents permission before calling!!

 

Other Matches on the Card:

*Debut* Candid Chris Condello (w/ Tamara Lee Murphy) Def. Mike Hawk with a top rope leg drop. After the match Condello gave the audience physical conditioning tips.

The Bringers Of Pain Def. Piracy via pinfall following the shoulder tackle-boot combination.

Owen Blaze def. Cypher-Tron Zero via a top rope missile drop kick.

Strike Team def. Elimination when Mantel pinned Xombie via a slingshot splash.

Iron Eagle and Bucksaw Jim Dawson Def. Golden Sheik and Kintu when Eagle pinned Sheik with a Full Nelson Slam following a 2×4 shot to the back of the Sheik from Eagle. Afterwards there was a confrontation between Dawson and Eagle.

Nikita Maximov w/ Vladimir Maximov def. Dallas Drake with a Russian Scud missile Clothesline in 45 seconds.

The Magnum Models def. (LOW) Lords Of The Wasteland (Wasteland and Locust) via Runway Blockbuster on Locust.

AJ Prophet def. Jon Hardcastle Jr. in a best two out of three fall match when AJ wins 2 falls to 1. With the Go-2-Sleep.

Nightmare def. Crimson via DQ when AJ Prophet interfered seconds into in the match. Moments later Unknown arrived to side with Nightmare prompting a tag team match.

Nightmare and Unknown def. AJ Prophet and Crimson when Nightmare pinned Crimson via The Downward Spiral (Code Breaker)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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XWA Fever Ep. 2 Segment 5. Dorian Apollo VS Dean Masters: To the Xtreme…

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ANTHONY SHIFFONE

XWA Backstage Roving Reporter

Is in the Backstage Area and Says: *Fever returns from commercial break with me chasing after Ronan Rage as he heads toward the exit.* “Mr. Rage! Mr. Rage! Can we have a moment of your time sir?! *Rage stops and turns glaring at me. After what seems like an eternity Rage nods to me giving me permission to ask my questions. Relief washes over me as I clear my throat and begins the interview.* “Earlier tonight we saw you put The Man called Surge through a wall after you found him standing over your friend Daemon Anarchy. Have you had a chance to view the footage of what transpired? If so you must be aware by now that Surge was not responsible for the attack on Anarchy, and attack that was in fact carried out by The Bringers of Pain, Wrath and Fury! Do you have any regrets for your unprovoked attack on Surge?!”

 

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RONAN RAGE

You Won’t Like Me When I’m Angry

Is in the Backstage Area and says: “Regrets?! Regrets?! My only regret is that I didn’t do it sooner! So Surge didn’t attack Daemon but that don’t mean he wasn’t involved! Surge has been playing Daemon and I for fools for weeks now! You seriously want to call it an unprovoked attack? If I walk into a room and see Surge standing over my friend with a steel chair I ain’t gonna wait for an explanation! I’m gonna put his ass down and you can believe that Shiffone!” *Snatches the mic from Shiffone.* “I’ve had it where Surge is concerned! The time has come to put up or shut up! So How about it Surge? You and me one on one at “Dangerous Liaisons” You bring your Gathering buddies and I’ll bring Daemon Anarchy and a whole lot of pain! Now if you’ll excuse me Shiffone I’m headed to hospital to check on my friend! *throws down the mic and walks out of the building leaving Shiffone behind to pick his mic off the floor.*

 

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ANTHONY SHIFFONE

XWA Backstage Roving Reporter

Is in the Backstage Area and Says: *Straightens back up after retrieving my mic.* “Well they don’t call him Ronan Rage for nothing folks! The challenge has bee issued! Will Surge accept and will he be alone or will he bring the Gathering with him?! The world will be waiting with baited breath for Surge’s answer that’s for sure! Let’s get back to ringside and more non stop wrestling action! Back to you Adam!”

 

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ADAM MOONEY

The Soundtrack of Xtreme

Is at the Announce table and Says: “Thank you Keen Dean..er excuse me I mean Anthony Shiffone! Things are really heating up in the Surge situation involving Rage & Anarchy and The Gathering! What are your thoughts Gavin and Patience?…er Gavin?…Patience?” *The camera pans over to Gavin and Patience enthusiastically making out at the announce table. The camera quickly pans back to me glancing uncomfortably at Gavin and Patience. I shuffle my papers trying to gather myself.* “Well…ah…ahem…we…we’ll come back to that later! Let’s get back to the ring! It is time for the long awaited debut of “Darling” Dorian Apollo and the re-debut of Dean Masters! Apollo is already in the ring awaiting his opponent looking as flamboyant as ever!” *grabs my water bottle calmly removing the stopper. I spray water on Gavin and Patience just as the camera switches to a shot of Apollo in the ring preening for the audience. Audible yelps followed by arguing can be heard over the announce table mics which are cut abruptly.*

 

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“DARLING” DORIAN APOLLO

Simply Darling

Is in the XWA Ring and Says: *Paces the ring in a flowing pink flowery dress and a  white wide brimmed ladies sun hat and numerous feather boas. I fluff my platinum blonde hair and blows kisses to the fans who greet me with multiple derogatory chants.*

 

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DEAN MASTERS

Class is in Session

Is at the Gorilla Position and Says: *A theme song comprised of ringing school bells and nails on a chalkboard plays over the speakers as “Pro Wrestling 101” appears on the X-Tron. I step through the curtains on onto the stage in a sky blue graduation cap and gown. I slam the yardstick I’m carrying down into my open palm  repeatedly as I look out over the sea of fans. most “boo” me while others chant “Enterprise” at me. A grin spreads across my face and I make my way down the ramp yelling ” Class is in session boys and girls!” followed by a sinister laugh. I climb the ring steps pausing for a moment to wipe my feet on the ring apron then steps through the rope into the ring.*

 

patience & gavin

PATIENCE DEVINE & GAWWWAAADGUS GAVIN GLITTER

XWA Color Commentators

Is at the Announce Table and Says: 

GAVIN: *Glares at Mooney for breaking up my make out session. Alexis hiss in my ear to tell me I’m live.* “We got us a teacha and a big tutti frutti lookin dude! The glitter man don’t judge though! People used to call me tutti frutti at one time but they wuz wrong ain’t that right sweet thang?!”

 

PATIENCE: “I Thought his name was Dane? These name changes are confusing me.”

 

Dorian Apollo

“DARLING” DORIAN APOLLO

Simply Darling

Is in the XWA Ring and Says: *Masters looks me up and down unsure of what to make of me. I remove my hat handing it to the ring attendant I pull the dress and feather boas off over my head revealing a pastel purple pair of wrestling trunks that more closely resemble a large pair of women’s bloomers.*

 

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DEAN MASTERS

Class is in Session

Is in the XWA Ring and Says: *I remove my cap and gown and places the yard stick on the mat in the corner. The ref does his pre match check then calls for the bell to start the match. I step out of the corner still not quite sure what to make of Apollo as he continues to fluff his hair. We circle each other tentatively then lock up in a collar and elbow tie-up. Apollo puts his 350+ lbs to good used backing me into the nearest corner. Apollo breaks slowly but cleanly then pinches my cheek calling me “adorable”. I slap his hand out of the way my anger getting the best of me as I charge out the corner running right into a drop toe hold. Apollo transitions to a side headlock pressing his full weight down on me. I claw my way back to my feet. As we get to our feet Apollo transitions again getting behind me twisting my arm into a hammerlock. I try to calm myself for a moment and figure a way out. Apollo leans his head over my shoulder and blows gently in my ear. I completely lose it breaking character as I pull away from Apollo shouting at him “what the f*ck’s your problem!” I shove Apollo hard and shoves the ref too yelling at him to do something about Apollo.*

 

Dorian Apollo

“DARLING” DORIAN APOLLO

Simply Darling

Is in the XWA Ring and Says: *As the ref tries to regain control of the match I skip around the ring blowing kisses to the fans who by now are laughing uncontrollably at my antics and how irate Masters is. I stop my skipping and blows a kiss directly at Masters.”

 

Iron Eagle

IRON EAGLE

The Hero You NEED

Is in the Backstage Area and Says: *While the ref tries to calm Masters down, the camera switches to a shot of me backstage watching the match on a monitor with a look of utter disgust on my masked face glaring at the monitor.*

 

Adam Mooney

ADAM MOONEY

The Soundtrack of Xtreme

Is at the Announce table and Says: “Apollo is putting on quite a display of technical wrestling! I would have never thought it to look at him! He is also putting on quite a flamboyant display getting under the skin of Dean Masters! Apollo got under the skin of Iron Eagle earlier backstage. Iron Eagle we just saw is watch this match with great interest and distain!”

 

patience & gavin

PATIENCE DEVINE & GAWWWAAADGUS GAVIN GLITTER

XWA Color Commentators

Is at the Announce Table and Says: 

GAVIN: *Don’t let Mr. Tutti frutti fool ya Mooney! Dorian Apollo can wrassle wit the best of em! Hell, he really thumped my ass one night fo years ago!”

PATIENCE: *I Slowly turn my head staring at Gavin.* “He…He wut now?”

Gavin: *I look back at Patience confused at first as to why she is staring at me like she is then I cotton on to what she is thinking.* “In a match! In a match! Dang woman whaddaya think I am?! I ain’t in ta nuthin tutti frutti! Ladies all the way and one GAWWWAAADGUS one in particular! OWW HAVE MERCY BABY!”

 

Dorian Apollo

“DARLING” DORIAN APOLLO

Simply Darling

Is in the XWA Ring and Says: *The ref finally calms Masters down and the match resumes. We attempt another collar and elbow tie-up but Masters catches me off guard with a kick to stomach doubling me over. Masters follows up with a series of heavy forearm shots to the back. I let out a high pitched piercing girlish scream with each blow. Masters back me into the nearest corner and attempts to whip me into the opposite corner. I reverse the whip and follows Masters into the corner with an avalanche splash in the corner. Masters sags in the corner the wind taken out of him. I scale to the second rope and rains down a classic 10 punches. When I get to number 10 I give Masters a big kiss on the lips instead of a punch and gyrates my hips my crotch coming dangerously close to Masters’ face. Masters weakly tries to push me away then slumps to the mat sitting in the corner. I dash to the opposite corner then charges at Masters hitting him with a bronco buster in the corner. I bounce my ass all over Masters chest my crotch dangerously close to his face once more.*

 

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DEAN MASTERS

Class is in Session

Is in the XWA Ring and Says: *I break character again violently shoving Apollo off of me. I pull myself up in the corner wiping my face. The fans howls of laughter at my expense ringing in my ears. Apollo smile at me from the opposite corner blowing kisses at me. Breathing heavily with spit flying out of my mouth I charge blindly out of the corner intent on inflicting as much pain as I can on Apollo no longer caring about the match. Apollo dives out of the way and I slam face first into the middle turnbuckle.  Before I can turn around Apollo rolls me up in a pin attempt playfully spanking me as he does. I struggle and kicks out a half second too late as the ref slaps the mat 1..2..3! Apollo quickly rolls out of the ring as I try in vain to get my hands on him. I lean on the middle rope yelling at him as Apollo backs up the ramp blowing kiss and waving to me until he backs through the curtains. The fan continue to laugh and chant “Dorian”*

 

Adam Mooney

ADAM MOONEY

The Soundtrack of Xtreme

Is at the Announce table and Says: “Dorian Apollo pulls off the upset win over Dean Masters and Masters is beside himself in a towering rage! Masters is turning his frustration on the official now! Masters may want to rethink this! It could end up costing him the pocketbook!”

 

patience & gavin

PATIENCE DEVINE & GAWWWAAADGUS GAVIN GLITTER

XWA Color Commentators

Is at the Announce Table and Says: 

GAVIN: “From what I hear ol Deano can’t afford to lose any cash! That boy be broke! A good thang we don have ta worry about dat! Only the best for mah shugah!”

PATIENCE: “AWWWWW! That’s so sad maybe we should take up a collection for him. Can anyone change up a dollar?

 

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DEAN MASTERS

Class is in Session

Is in the XWA Ring and Says: *I violently shake the ref who pleads that he is only doing his job and then drops him with a “Pennsylvania Plunge” now being called “The Higher Learning” in XWA (Pittsburgh Plunge). I quickly get back to my feet facing the corner. I lower my forehead resting it on the turnbuckle while holding my head in my hands, my elbows resting on the top ropes on either side. The fans laughter still rings in my ears. A booming familiar voiced coming from the speakers snaps me back to attention. I turn to see Paul Hammond standing on the stage but he is not alone.*

 

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PAUL HAMMOND

Former Head of XCW / XWA Senior Authority

Is on the XWA Stage and Says: *The capacity crowd so engrossed into Dean Master’s humiliation that they didn’t notice me walking out on the stage flanked by Lex Legacy and Ron Stoppable. I raise the mic to my lips clearing my throat getting everyone’s undivided attention.* “My how the mighty have fallen! Please allow me a moment of your time to introduce myself! My name is PAUL HAMMOND! I am XWA’s Senior Authority working under the watchful eye of the most beautiful, most intelligent woman in all of wrestling ALEXIS SANTOS!” *fans shower me with a smattering of “boos” after that statement. My cohorts and I make our way to ringside as I continue to speak unphased  by the crowd reaction.* “Now Dean I have known you for many years. In fact when we first met I was managing “The Dastardly Alliance” as Paul E. Dastardly in the old Global Wrestling Alliance and you were in an ill-fated tag team called the “Dynamite Dudes”! You were coming to the ring to surfer music, wearing bright neon clothes and carrying a skateboard! What a great idea there! Your team was feuding with my group and from the first time I laid eyes on you I knew you had so much talent, so much untapped potential that one day you would not only be a champion but you sir would be a legend in this business!” *Steps through the ropes along with my cohorts and walks right up to Masters.* “It took a while to get there much longer than you had expected I’m sure but several companies and several burned bridges later you finally made it to the top and you did it NOT in GWA, NOT in XWA, NOT in JEWCW but in XCW! My promotion that I built from the ground up! The promotion that nobody wanted to succeed and when it did everyone stole everything about it in an effort to reproduce it! But as you well know Dean, though it is often imitated there is only one XCW! With my guidance Dean you became a star in XCW and with my guidance sir you can become a star again!

 

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DEAN MASTERS

Class is in Session

Is in the XWA Ring and Says: *Strokes my chin in deep thought contemplating Hammond while keeping a close eye on Legacy and Stoppable.*

 

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PAUL HAMMOND

Former Head of XCW / XWA Senior Authority

Is in the XWA Ring and Says: “Now Dean I know things have been difficult for you these past few years. The wrestling business has been very unkind to you my friend. However fate stepped in for you! Fate in the form of me Paul Hammond! I stuck my neck out for you and got you a job here in XWA even though they said it would never happen! Even though many years ago Alexis swore that you never set foot in XWA again! But here you are! I did that for you! The time has now come for you to do something for me Dean! You see a war is coming Dean! I can smell it on the air! It started last week with that ingrate Detox when had the audacity to question my decisions and the audacity to put his hands on me. Why if not for Alexis’s dog Unknown I probably wouldn’t be here right now speaking to you! It occurred to me that I need people, people I can trust to watch my back. That is why I have here with me tonight Lex Legacy and Ron Stoppable. Two men whom I trust! The question Dane, is can I trust you? Will you join me the man who made you a star many years ago, the man who got you a job when you so desperately need one, will you join me in this war?! *There is a long pause and just as Dean Masters raises his mic to his lips to respond Guns n Roses “Welcome to the Jungle” blasts from the speakers.*

 

New Forever TOMMY FOREVER

Pay the Price… Live Forever

Is at the Gorilla Position and Says: “I step through the curtains to a massive “XC-Dub” chant. I nod my head in rhythm with the chant then hold my arms apart imitating the Draven Fheenix pose. A mic in one hand and Singapore cane in the other. I look skyward my eyes closed soaking in the continued “XC-Dub” chants. I break the pose and heads to the ring not taking my eyes off of Hammond. I reach up grabbing the second rope and pulls myself on the ring apron and steps through the ropes. I walk right up to Masters ignoring Hammond and his cronies resting the cane on my shoulder.* “Marty you’re not buying any of Hammond’s bullsh*t are you? Hammond didn’t make you a star you did that on your own! All Hammond did was give us a place to show what we could do. We did the rest. Hammond like to take credit for XCW’s success but he knows it and I know it that you put XCW on the map! Remember Marty? That night in Buffalo New York when you turn the sport of professional wrestling on it’s ear and put XCW on the map! That night two things happen one word and one letter changed. We were no longer Easter Collision Wrestling, we were Xtreme Collision Wrestling! A name you declared as the only one that mattered after you defeated Scorpio Funk in a tournament for the GWA title. You spat on The GWA belt and threw it to the ground. XCW was born that night and you made it happen, not me , certainly not Hammond, you Marty! XCW took the wrestling world by storm and business was never better…that is until Hammond got greedy. Hammond wanted to compete with XWA and JEWCW even though he knew he couldn’t match them financially or in any way for that matter. In an effort to compete with the bigger companies Hammond bought KACW, a failing promotion that was dying primarily because of the national TV deal they had signed only a few months earlier. Hammond wanted national TV. He didn’t care that prior to that TV deal KACW had been a somewhat profitable company. All that mattered was that XCW would be on national TV. Lo and behold about 6 months later and XCW is in financial ruin! Checks were bouncing, bill were going unpaid, talent was leaving in droves and Hammond sold us out for the first time, merging with JEWCW and renaming the company as a whole AWX.  Fast forward to the present and Hammond does it again selling us out to XWA this time and leaving all of us out in the cold. Hammond is right about one thing Marty, there is a war coming but the question isn’t about trust or returning favors! The question is who are you Marty? Are you this?” *points at the blue singlet and ruler* “a wrestling school teacher? or are you THE ENTERPRISE! DANE FRIGGIN MA–” *Before I can finish my question I am attacked from behind by Legacy and Stoppable*

 

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DEAN MASTERS

Class is in Session

Is in the XWA Ring and Says: *Forever hits the mat hard as Legacy and Stoppable pounce on Forever. One stomps and kicks while the other rains down heavy rights to Forever’s prone head. The fans start an “ENTERPRISE” chant hoping to edge me on to save Forever. Finally I step in shoving Legacy and Stoppable off of Tommy. Both back off raising their hands in surrender. I pick up the mic off the mat and addresses Hammond.* “First off Hammond I don’t owe you a damn thing! Nobody makes decisions for me! I do what I want! When I want! And to whomever I want because I am THE ENTERPRISE and don’t you ever forget that Hammond!” *I pull Tommy back to his feet. Tommy looks at me holding the back of his head. I look him in the eyes then embraces Tommy to a thunderous “XC-Dub” chant. Hammond looks on in shock as I glare at him over Tommy’s shoulder. Without warning I lock my hands around Tommy lifting him off the mat and drops him with a “Higher Learning” (Pittsburg Plunge). I quickly get back to my feet as the fans boo me heinously pelting me with garbage. Hammond’s look of shock turns to a sh*t eating grin. I return a sinister grin of my own. Legacy, Stoppable and I proceed to stomp kick and punch the hell out of Forever. Directing traffic I order Legacy to get me a chair. Legacy rolls to the outside and throws the time keeper out of his chair folding it and sliding it into the ring to me. I grab the chair and pummels Forever senseless wearing him out. I throw the chair on the mat then drags a lifeless Tommy forever to his knees shoving his head between my thighs. I look out over the furiously booing crowd then lifts Forever into position for a sit out piledriver as garbage continues to bounce off of me. Legacy and Stoppable each grab one of Forever’s legs and on the count of three I leap in the air as Legacy and Stoppable push down with all the force they can muster adding extra stink on the piledriver. Forever’s head hits the chair with a sickening metallic crack and he bounces a foot off the mat before landing flat on his back in a convulsing heap. I yell at the camera man to get a close up as I lift Forever’s head off the mat by his hair and shoves his unconscious and bloodied face into the camera. I move Forever’s head to the side getting into the shot myself. I stare into the camera grinning and says “Class… dismissed!” then lets Forever’s head slump to the mat while I laugh uncontrollably.*

 

 

Adam Mooney

ADAM MOONEY

The Soundtrack of Xtreme

Is at the Announce table and Says: “Fans I don’t believe what we’ve just witnessed! It appeared that Dean Masters was returning to his XCW roots but instead he just inexplicably turned on Timmy Forever!” *Richmond screams in my ear “TOMMY!”* “Er…Sorry that’s Tommy Forever not Timmy my apologies fans! At any rate this has certainly been an unexpected turn of events fans!”

 

 

patience & gavin

PATIENCE DEVINE & GAWWWAAADGUS GAVIN GLITTER

XWA Color Commentators

Is at the Announce Table and Says: 

GAVIN: “Watchu talkin about Mooney! There ain’t nuthin unespected about it brutha! Ol Deano knows where his meal ticket is! Thangs be getting HAWT! HAWT! HAWT! Here tonite! OWWWW HAVE MERCY!”

PATIENCE: “Who’s Marty? Did his name change again? This so confusing. Is he Dane, Dean, or Marty Masters? Can someone please tell me? This is really making my head hurt…”

*Patience’s mic is abruptly cut off as Masters, Legacy, Stoppable and Hammond stand on the stage raising their hands in unity.  The screen fades to black as we go to another commercial break.*