AWX Live in Fort Lauderdale, Fla: The Devil’s Decision 02/20/2017

Footage Courtesy of A.W.X Home Video 

 

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Sir Albert Haynes

Capitol Video Host

Is inside A.W.X. Capitol Video Studios and says: *Standing in front of monitors in the studio one more time, I nod for my cue and begin introducing the video footage* “While our cameras were rolling in New York City at the Hammerlock Ballroom they were also rolling in Fort Lauderdale Florida where The man known as the “White Devil”, Carnage, made his decision as to whom he would face in the preliminary round of the R. D. Bradley Memorial tournament. Let’s take a look at what transpired!”

 ***Event Joined in Progress***

 

carnageCARNAGE

The White Devil

Is in A Private Dressing Room and says: *Sit chatting with a Kane Darkhart in my private dressing room a mirror sits on the table next to me covered in a conspicuous looking residue. I appear to be under the influence of illicit substances.*

kane-darkheartKane Darkheart

I Ain’t Dead Yet

 Is in A Private Dressing Room and says: “Damn it Carny get yer head on straight! You can’t be at this crap *points at the mirror* you’ll blow the whole damn deal!”

carnageCARNAGE

The White Devil

Is in A Private Dressing Room and says: “Relax brother I got all under control. I know the deal. Maybe you should try some and loosen up a bit *laughs*

kane-darkheartKane Darkheart

I Ain’t Dead Yet

 Is in A Private Dressing Room and says: “No thanks, you know I ain’t into that kinda stuff. Look let’s just go through it one more time. You know who you’re picking in the first round, right? Will Got it all taken care of…”

carnageCARNAGE

The White Devil

Is in A Private Dressing Room and says: *Cuts Kane off* “I told ya bro it’s all good don’t worry about it.”

kane-darkheartKane Darkheart

I Ain’t Dead Yet

 Is in A Private Dressing Room and says: “Okay..okay, just clean yerself up you have to go out to the ring and make your pick in a couple of minutes.” *Phone rings and I answer it.* “It’s Will. I gotta take this. I’ll meet you back here after you make your pick.” *Gets up and leaves the dressing room. As I close the door I hear a loud “snort” from in the dressing room. I pause for a moment closing my eyes and rubbing the bridge of my nose as put the phone to my ear to continue my conversation with Will.*

***COMMERCIAL BREAK***

 

 

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“Keen” Dean Oakland

Channel 5 Hotline Reporter

Is in the AWX Ring and Says: “Alright fans it is time for the winner of the Old School Battle Royal to pick his R.D. Bradley Tournament first round opponent!” Without further ado give it up fans for Carnage the White Devil!”

carnageCARNAGE

The White Devil

Is at the Gorilla Position and says: *Guns n Roses’ “Sympathy for the Devil” plays over the house speakers as I stumble out on to the stage to a thunderous ovation. I am clearly under the influence as continue to stumble to the ring while constantly wiping my nose with a thumb. I climb up onto the ring apron posing momentarily for the fans. I leap over the top rope landing awkwardly in the ring losing my footing stumbling backwards and falling into the corner. Laughing I pull myself back to my feet and walks over to Kean Dean wrapping an arm around him as I take a second house mic from him bring it to my lips.* “How the hell are ya Kean Dean and whats up Miami!”

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“Keen” Dean Oakland

Channel 5 Hotline Reporter

Is in the AWX Ring and Says: *Speaks over the booing Fort Lauderdale fans” “Well I’m doing great Carnage but..uh..we’re not in Miami tonight We are here in sunny Fort Lauderdale tonight.” *cheap pop from the crowd* “So are you Ready Carnage to choose your first round opponent for the R. D. Bradley Memorial Tournament!?”

carnageCARNAGE

The White Devil

Is in the AWX Ring and Says: “Brotha, like these fans here in “Fort Lauderdale” *puts the emphasis on Fort Lauderdale sparking another cheap pop from the crowd* “I was born ready!”

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“Keen” Dean Oakland

Channel 5 Hotline Reporter

Is in the AWX Ring and Says: “Who is it going to be Carnage? Who will be your first round opponent!?”

carnageCARNAGE

The White Devil

Is in the AWX Ring and Says: “Well Kean Dean I ain’t too particular I’ll take on anybody at anytime! I tell ya what whoever back there who has made it to the tournament who thinks they are the biggest, baddest son of a b*tch in the tournament  that who I’ll take on! C’mon Muthaf**ers who’s it gonna be?!”

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“Keen” Dean Oakland

Channel 5 Hotline Reporter

Is in the AWX Ring and Says: “Hey now Carnage you can say that on nation television! Fans I apologize for Carnage’s crude remarks and…” *Gets cut off by the sounds of rolling thunder followed AC/DC’s “Hell’s Bells”*

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UNFORGIVEN

Leader of the Dead Nation

Is on the Stage and says: “Steps out on to the stage in a long, black, hooded leather cloak with a mic in hand. I slowly lower the hood as the crowd begins a “Dead Nation” Chant. The music stops as I bring the mic to my lips…* “Carnage…you wanted the biggest and the baddest…well you got him and come the R. D. Bradley Memorial tournament your soul is mine! I will lay waste to the White Devil and I will send the White Devil back to the fiery depth of hell from whence it came! Carnage you will burn in hell! *Rolls my eyes up in my head*

carnageCARNAGE

The White Devil

Is in the AWX Ring and Says: “I asked for the biggest and the baddest not some pussy who wears make up and paints his nails black! You want my soul deadman? Come and get it b*tch!” *shrugs off my long, white leather coat.*

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UNFORGIVEN

Leader of the Dead Nation

Is on the Stage and Says: *Removes my cloak and makes my way to the ring. I reach up grabbing the top rope and pulls myself up on the ring apron I step over the top rope…*

carnageCARNAGE

The White Devil

Is in the AWX Ring and Says: *As Unforgiven steps over the top rope I bound off the opposite ropes catching him with “Devil’s Hangover” flying knee to the face dropping Unforgiven in his tracks. I stand over Unforgiven who is flat on his back, making the belt around the waist gesture then getting down up close and personal flipping the off the dead man…*

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UNFORGIVEN

Leader of the Dead Nation

Is in the AWX Ring and Says: *I appear to be unconscious as you berate me and flip me off …suddenly my hand shoots up off the mat gripping you by the throat. I sit up glaring at you as you stair back at me wide eyed. Carnage manages to break my grip with a well placed thumb to the eye and rolls out of the ring massaging his throat.  I quickly follow rubbing my eye and stalks him up the ramp and out of sight.*

***COMMERICIAL BREAK***

 

 

kane-darkheartKane Darkheart

I Ain’t Dead Yet

Is Back Stage and says: *I stand around drinking a coffee and constantly checking my watch as I wait for Carnage to return. Suddenly He bursts through a nearby door out of breath and panting.* “There you are Carny it’s about damn time! What took you so long? Did everything go according to plan?”

carnageCARNAGE

The White Devil

 Is Back Stage and says: *breathing heavily* “Not exactly but I’ll explain later right now let me grab my stuff and let’s get the hell out of here!”

kane-darkheartKane Darkheart

I Ain’t Dead Yet

Is Back Stage and says: “What do you mean not exactly? Jesus Carny what did you? Who are you fightin at the tournament?”

carnageCARNAGE

The White Devil

Is Back Stage and says: *looks over my shoulder* “Unforgiven. It ain’t a big deal I’ve beaten bigger guys than him.” *hears crashing and yelling coming from behind the door I just came through.* “That’ll be his ass lumbering around looking for me now.”

kane-darkheartKane Darkheart

I Ain’t Dead Yet

Is Back Stage and says: “Unforgiven?! Unforgiven?! Goddamn Carny! Get to the limo we’ll figure this out. I’ll deal with Unforgiven. * Carnage heads for the exit as the door flies open and Unforgiven comes nose to nose with me.* “Calm down big man you ain’t gettin him tonight save it for the tournament. Back off now and I won’t have to hurt ya.”

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UNFORGIVEN

Leader of the Dead Nation

Is Back Stage and says: *I answer Kane Darkhart’s warning with vicious right hand starting a brawl between us. Tables and chairs and anything not nailed down gets destroyed in the brawl. Other wrestlers and officials try to get between us and stop the fight. Finally arena security shows up and escorts Darkhart out of the building while half of the locker room is holding me back.*

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KAL ALEXANDER

The Prodigal Son Returns

Is Back Stage and says:*Security walks Kane past myself and Dead nation member Morbid in deep conversation. We both look up as Kane is taken past us. Kane Glares at me as I grin back at him tipping my coffee cup towards him in a mock salute.

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Sir Albert Haynes

Capitol Video Host

Is inside A.W.X. Capitol Video Studios and says: “And there you have it fans! Carnage VS Unforgiven at the R.D.Bradley Memorial Tournament though I’m not sure that was what Kane Darkheart had in mind. What exactly Kane Darkheart and his cohorts are up to remains to be seen and what is Kal Alexander’s relationship with the Dead Nation? From all of us here at A.W.X. and Capitol Video we thank you for watching and remember to check out the entire event on our latest V.H.S. Exclusive “AWX: Gone Wild in Ft. Lauderdale” for a reduced price of only $79.95 plus shipping and handling..that’s a sure fire savings of .05 cents fans!! That’s not all!!  Enter the promo code “Pork Rinds” for an additional 3% savings! Till next time…Promotional Consideration Paid For By The Following:

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