AWX Live in Fort Lauderdale, Fla: The Devil’s Decision 02/20/2017

Footage Courtesy of A.W.X Home Video 

 

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Sir Albert Haynes

Capitol Video Host

Is inside A.W.X. Capitol Video Studios and says: *Standing in front of monitors in the studio one more time, I nod for my cue and begin introducing the video footage* “While our cameras were rolling in New York City at the Hammerlock Ballroom they were also rolling in Fort Lauderdale Florida where The man known as the “White Devil”, Carnage, made his decision as to whom he would face in the preliminary round of the R. D. Bradley Memorial tournament. Let’s take a look at what transpired!”

 ***Event Joined in Progress***

 

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The White Devil

Is in A Private Dressing Room and says: *Sit chatting with a Kane Darkhart in my private dressing room a mirror sits on the table next to me covered in a conspicuous looking residue. I appear to be under the influence of illicit substances.*

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I Ain’t Dead Yet

 Is in A Private Dressing Room and says: “Damn it Carny get yer head on straight! You can’t be at this crap *points at the mirror* you’ll blow the whole damn deal!”

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The White Devil

Is in A Private Dressing Room and says: “Relax brother I got all under control. I know the deal. Maybe you should try some and loosen up a bit *laughs*

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I Ain’t Dead Yet

 Is in A Private Dressing Room and says: “No thanks, you know I ain’t into that kinda stuff. Look let’s just go through it one more time. You know who you’re picking in the first round, right? Will Got it all taken care of…”

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The White Devil

Is in A Private Dressing Room and says: *Cuts Kane off* “I told ya bro it’s all good don’t worry about it.”

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I Ain’t Dead Yet

 Is in A Private Dressing Room and says: “Okay..okay, just clean yerself up you have to go out to the ring and make your pick in a couple of minutes.” *Phone rings and I answer it.* “It’s Will. I gotta take this. I’ll meet you back here after you make your pick.” *Gets up and leaves the dressing room. As I close the door I hear a loud “snort” from in the dressing room. I pause for a moment closing my eyes and rubbing the bridge of my nose as put the phone to my ear to continue my conversation with Will.*

***COMMERCIAL BREAK***

 

 

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“Keen” Dean Oakland

Channel 5 Hotline Reporter

Is in the AWX Ring and Says: “Alright fans it is time for the winner of the Old School Battle Royal to pick his R.D. Bradley Tournament first round opponent!” Without further ado give it up fans for Carnage the White Devil!”

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The White Devil

Is at the Gorilla Position and says: *Guns n Roses’ “Sympathy for the Devil” plays over the house speakers as I stumble out on to the stage to a thunderous ovation. I am clearly under the influence as continue to stumble to the ring while constantly wiping my nose with a thumb. I climb up onto the ring apron posing momentarily for the fans. I leap over the top rope landing awkwardly in the ring losing my footing stumbling backwards and falling into the corner. Laughing I pull myself back to my feet and walks over to Kean Dean wrapping an arm around him as I take a second house mic from him bring it to my lips.* “How the hell are ya Kean Dean and whats up Miami!”

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“Keen” Dean Oakland

Channel 5 Hotline Reporter

Is in the AWX Ring and Says: *Speaks over the booing Fort Lauderdale fans” “Well I’m doing great Carnage but..uh..we’re not in Miami tonight We are here in sunny Fort Lauderdale tonight.” *cheap pop from the crowd* “So are you Ready Carnage to choose your first round opponent for the R. D. Bradley Memorial Tournament!?”

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The White Devil

Is in the AWX Ring and Says: “Brotha, like these fans here in “Fort Lauderdale” *puts the emphasis on Fort Lauderdale sparking another cheap pop from the crowd* “I was born ready!”

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“Keen” Dean Oakland

Channel 5 Hotline Reporter

Is in the AWX Ring and Says: “Who is it going to be Carnage? Who will be your first round opponent!?”

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The White Devil

Is in the AWX Ring and Says: “Well Kean Dean I ain’t too particular I’ll take on anybody at anytime! I tell ya what whoever back there who has made it to the tournament who thinks they are the biggest, baddest son of a b*tch in the tournament  that who I’ll take on! C’mon Muthaf**ers who’s it gonna be?!”

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“Keen” Dean Oakland

Channel 5 Hotline Reporter

Is in the AWX Ring and Says: “Hey now Carnage you can say that on nation television! Fans I apologize for Carnage’s crude remarks and…” *Gets cut off by the sounds of rolling thunder followed AC/DC’s “Hell’s Bells”*

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UNFORGIVEN

Leader of the Dead Nation

Is on the Stage and says: “Steps out on to the stage in a long, black, hooded leather cloak with a mic in hand. I slowly lower the hood as the crowd begins a “Dead Nation” Chant. The music stops as I bring the mic to my lips…* “Carnage…you wanted the biggest and the baddest…well you got him and come the R. D. Bradley Memorial tournament your soul is mine! I will lay waste to the White Devil and I will send the White Devil back to the fiery depth of hell from whence it came! Carnage you will burn in hell! *Rolls my eyes up in my head*

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The White Devil

Is in the AWX Ring and Says: “I asked for the biggest and the baddest not some pussy who wears make up and paints his nails black! You want my soul deadman? Come and get it b*tch!” *shrugs off my long, white leather coat.*

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UNFORGIVEN

Leader of the Dead Nation

Is on the Stage and Says: *Removes my cloak and makes my way to the ring. I reach up grabbing the top rope and pulls myself up on the ring apron I step over the top rope…*

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The White Devil

Is in the AWX Ring and Says: *As Unforgiven steps over the top rope I bound off the opposite ropes catching him with “Devil’s Hangover” flying knee to the face dropping Unforgiven in his tracks. I stand over Unforgiven who is flat on his back, making the belt around the waist gesture then getting down up close and personal flipping the off the dead man…*

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UNFORGIVEN

Leader of the Dead Nation

Is in the AWX Ring and Says: *I appear to be unconscious as you berate me and flip me off …suddenly my hand shoots up off the mat gripping you by the throat. I sit up glaring at you as you stair back at me wide eyed. Carnage manages to break my grip with a well placed thumb to the eye and rolls out of the ring massaging his throat.  I quickly follow rubbing my eye and stalks him up the ramp and out of sight.*

***COMMERICIAL BREAK***

 

 

kane-darkheartKane Darkheart

I Ain’t Dead Yet

Is Back Stage and says: *I stand around drinking a coffee and constantly checking my watch as I wait for Carnage to return. Suddenly He bursts through a nearby door out of breath and panting.* “There you are Carny it’s about damn time! What took you so long? Did everything go according to plan?”

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The White Devil

 Is Back Stage and says: *breathing heavily* “Not exactly but I’ll explain later right now let me grab my stuff and let’s get the hell out of here!”

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I Ain’t Dead Yet

Is Back Stage and says: “What do you mean not exactly? Jesus Carny what did you? Who are you fightin at the tournament?”

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The White Devil

Is Back Stage and says: *looks over my shoulder* “Unforgiven. It ain’t a big deal I’ve beaten bigger guys than him.” *hears crashing and yelling coming from behind the door I just came through.* “That’ll be his ass lumbering around looking for me now.”

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I Ain’t Dead Yet

Is Back Stage and says: “Unforgiven?! Unforgiven?! Goddamn Carny! Get to the limo we’ll figure this out. I’ll deal with Unforgiven. * Carnage heads for the exit as the door flies open and Unforgiven comes nose to nose with me.* “Calm down big man you ain’t gettin him tonight save it for the tournament. Back off now and I won’t have to hurt ya.”

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UNFORGIVEN

Leader of the Dead Nation

Is Back Stage and says: *I answer Kane Darkhart’s warning with vicious right hand starting a brawl between us. Tables and chairs and anything not nailed down gets destroyed in the brawl. Other wrestlers and officials try to get between us and stop the fight. Finally arena security shows up and escorts Darkhart out of the building while half of the locker room is holding me back.*

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KAL ALEXANDER

The Prodigal Son Returns

Is Back Stage and says:*Security walks Kane past myself and Dead nation member Morbid in deep conversation. We both look up as Kane is taken past us. Kane Glares at me as I grin back at him tipping my coffee cup towards him in a mock salute.

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Sir Albert Haynes

Capitol Video Host

Is inside A.W.X. Capitol Video Studios and says: “And there you have it fans! Carnage VS Unforgiven at the R.D.Bradley Memorial Tournament though I’m not sure that was what Kane Darkheart had in mind. What exactly Kane Darkheart and his cohorts are up to remains to be seen and what is Kal Alexander’s relationship with the Dead Nation? From all of us here at A.W.X. and Capitol Video we thank you for watching and remember to check out the entire event on our latest V.H.S. Exclusive “AWX: Gone Wild in Ft. Lauderdale” for a reduced price of only $79.95 plus shipping and handling..that’s a sure fire savings of .05 cents fans!! That’s not all!!  Enter the promo code “Pork Rinds” for an additional 3% savings! Till next time…Promotional Consideration Paid For By The Following:

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X.C.W. Live At The Hammerlock Arena 02/20/2017

 

Footage Courtesy Of A.W.X. Home Video

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Sir Albert Haynes

Capitol Video Host

Is inside A.W.X. Capitol Video Studios and says: *Standing in front of monitors in the studio I nod for my que and begin introducing the video footage* “The Road to the A.W.X. World Title tournament is being paved as last night in the famous Hammerlock Arena home to local wrestling outfit, Xtreme Collision Wrestling. One of the match pairings promised for the winners of one of two preliminary battle royals was decided on this raucous evening in the arena known as “Barbwire City” Lets go to the footage!!”

***EVENT Joined In Progress***

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Joey Hutch

The Voice Of Xtreme:

Is at the XCW Announce Booth and says: “Tommy Forever has battled back against all odds here tonight to deflect Draven’s minions and suffering serious head wound. Finally after years of never getting a check mark in the win column there is no one to save Fheenix now…finally Tommy Forever has him right in his crosshares and there is no escape in this no D.Q. match. The X.C.W. faithful are 100% behind the Forever man tonight..it is going to happen on this night..on this very night Tommy Forever is finally going to do what has eluded him for literally his whole life to shut down his childhood bully once and for all!! It is electric here at the Hammerlock Arena as the final tale in this saga is about to be written!!”

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Tommy Forever

*Xtreme Is FOREVER..*

Is Inside The X.C.W. Ring and Says*With a crimson mask dripping freely into my eyes I drag a battered lifeless Draven between my legs preparing for the piledriver. I raise my arms out to each side shouting XCW in unison with the wild XCW faithful as they cheer along with me. With a tear in my eye slipping through the bloody mask I lift Draven into the piledriver spiking him hard and high into the air on top of a chair rendering him lifeless on the mat …I pause for a minute on the mat looking out to the sea of X.C.W. faithful as they all chant ” Tommy, Tommy” I turn to my long time foe prone on the mat amongst a sea of weapons strewn around the ring representing our war on this night.. I move towards him to get into a pinning position to end our life long feud..*

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Joey Hutch

The Voice Of Xtreme:

Is at the XCW Announce Booth and says:“This is it…Tommy Forever has put the final nail in  the coffin of the Cult Leader, Draven Fheenix…no more will he listen to the taunts…the attacks..the abuse…on this night in the hallowed halls of The Hammerlock arena these fans will see that their chosen hero…will indeed live Forever!! *Sees a commotion coming from the crowd trying to make sense out of what I am seeing…* “Fans we have a disturb….uhh…Oh myyy GAWD…that’s Wyatt Macray!!! What the hell is HE doing in the X.C.W. arena!!??”

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Wyatt Macray

“Follow The Vultures..”

Is Inside the X.C.W. Ring And Says:*Slipping past the guard rail and shoving my way through the rabid X.C.W. crowd I slither underneath the bottom rope at the very second Tommy Forever lays on top of the fallen Draven Fheenix…I quickly shove the ref aside pulling Tommy off of his foe..pulling his battered soul to his feet..I yank him into “Sister Clementine” pulling his bloody head towards mine kissing his forehead bloodying my lips as I stuff him quickly to the mat… I kneel up smiling arms extended outward as the fans pelt me with garbage booing wildly with a “Bullshit” chant.. I drag Draven on top of Tommy as I warn the ref to begin the count as I watch from the corner slumping comfortably watching with apparent glee as the dreams of the fans are dashed again for the millionth time..*

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Draven Fheenix:

**X.C.W. Messiah Of Hardcore**

Is Inside The X.C.W. Ring and says:*Unaware of what is happening around me I glance back into consciousness to see the ref slap 1…2….3!!! I roll over to the side bloodied realizing that I pulled off another “miracle” win as I grin through bloodied teeth..laughing to myself with a sick self enjoyment. Big Ritchie Cool and The Blue Biggie celebrate wildly on the outside as officials pull a destroyed and distraught Tommy Forever out of the battle zone as I sit up mid ring …now alone with Wyatt Macray…I shimmy back to the corner just casually sitting up as I wave for Ritchie to get me a mic*

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Joey Hutch

The Voice Of Xtreme:

Is at the XCW Announce Booth and says:” Goddamn it…Draven Fheenix has somehow escaped another loss to Tommy Forever. Will this feud ever end?? Fans we can complain about this all night and surely this will not be the last encounter between these bitter enemies but something altogether different is happening in the ring..Fheenix is alone with A.W.X.’s Vulture himself..Wyatt Macray..What the hell is this marriage of hell here in the Hammerlock on the night that we were supposed to see the fall of the Fheenix,  fate has intervened again”

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Tommy Forever

*Xtreme Is FOREVER..*

Is Inside The X.C.W. Ring and Says* Grimacing in pain I am helped to the back by an X.C.W. Official with one arm over his shoulder to help me walk as I hold my stomach, I mouth “I am sorry” to the fans as they pat me on the back as I exit with tears running down my face..*

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Wyatt Macray

“Follow The Vultures..”

Is Inside the X.C.W. Ring And Says:* I pull myself out of the corner grabbing a mic out of my vest..pacing back and forth in front of Draven looking on, seated arrogantly in the corner a bloody mess…the fans sensing the gravity of the situation begin a “Holy Shit” chant..*  “Follow me Vultures as we have arrived in the promise land…however it is not as I promised..instead the lies of this Hardcore Culture would have you believe that you give your body and your last breath to this mythical ideal of Hardcore…for one minute of glory for these bottom feeders on the societal ladder you call “Fans” Your leader Hammond has lied to you all convincing you all to sacrifice your life while he lines his pockets..Tat my friends is TRUTH…that my friends is REALITY. He has brought us to this bingo hall of despair…in front of rows of lost souls looking for a leader…those who followed a false god..who believed that their prophet would lead them to prosperity …but all he has brought you is redundancy..all he has brought you is the same old story. The only thing about this so called rivalry between Tommy and yourself is that it is not about immortality and living Forever…this story is lasting forever and these Vultures have looked to a new god..a new prophet and he has arrived to decapitate your false idol. I have been fated to select my opponent in the A.W.X. tournament and I could not think of no one any better in that mix than YOU Draven…someone so much like myself in many respects but yet so lost and washed up on the shores of failure. So on that night Draven Fheenix your followers will bow to a new leader as I behead their lamb in front of them. and unveil the lie that is X.C FN W.”

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Paul Hammond

**The Mad Scientist Of Xtreme**

Is Backstage Of X.C.W. Arena and says:: *Storms through the curtain stripping off my headset marching purposefully to the ring clad in my famous long black leather jacket and X.C.W. ball cap with long ponytail waving in the back..Steps between the ropes as the X.C.W. faithful begin a “Paulie H” chant! Leaning on the ropes in front of Draven and Macray I pause to soak up the crowds energy before looking Macray in the eyes..” Boy did YOU take a wrong turn…you see you were supposed to go to that little sweat box Channel 5 studios…my friend you just took a wrong way street o Barbwire city!! *A loud Barbwire City chant breaks out* “Now Mr.Macray..I know you are new to the pain game and not familiar with Xtreme etiquite but when you enter the Hammerlock you are no longer “safe”… you are in the home of the Misfit Toys..Home of the social outcasts…the home of X.C.W. “

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Big Ritchie Cool

**Draven’s Lackey**

Is Outside The X.C.W. Ring and says: *Jumps up and down at the antics happening before my eyes..I,  along with the fans mark out like a 10 year kid seeing wrestling for the first time..I run and high five the fans, jumping up and down with excitement!!*

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Paul Hammond

**The Mad Scientist Of Xtreme**

Is Backstage Of X.C.W. Arena and says::”You see Mr. Macray..While your boss was bankrupting a once proud organization ..The big pay checks stopped..The lights went down and Krull decided to stiff all his boys and take his money and go home…he didn’t give a damn about any of you. And THAT my friend is a SHOOT!! *Loud X.C.W. chant* Well you see in X.C.W. it was never about the money…it was never about selling T shirts or PPVs… you see my boys they just want to fight. Oh and by the way “Mr. Macray” you may as well send Draven Fheenix a royalty check because *Motions with his hands in front of Wyatt Macray sizing his look up 100%* ..If this my friend is your idea of “original” you better look back over 20 years worth of X.C.W. video tapes and realize “Scotty” here *Pointing to Draven* was doing your shtick long before it was cool but the A.W.X. made a living ripping off X.C.W. ideas. So as for your challenge…* Is swiftly cut off when Wyatt bats the mic out of his hand as two other masked “Macray” family members stand snuggly on each side of my shoulders..I look side to side realizing that I may now eat my words*

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Draven Fheenix:

**Leader Of DRAVEN’S NEST**

Is Inside The X.C.W. Ring and Says: *Seeing Paul Surrounded I pull myself upwards in a quick jerking motion to my feet waving Ritchie and Blue Biggie in to back me up as I step in front of Paul and go face to face with Wyatt Macray as the fans are chanting “This is awesome”..I wipe the blood out of my eyes as I command Paul’s mic..”Macray…if you are looking for a reaction… then you just got one. You want to walk in and challenge me to the opening tournament match..I am so F****ng honored …I can promise you one thing..When I beat your copycat ass and go onto win that oh so prestigious A.W.X. World Title…I am gonna bring it right back here to The Hammerlock arena and before the world I am gonna piss on that title on live TV and make sure you and your collection of high paid lemmings go back to bankruptcy court and back to the unemployment line. As for you Wyatt…you can return your Draven Fheenix Halloween costume cause it’s not flattering on you anyways….See ya at the P.P.V. Vulture Boy..” Flips the mic over my back as I nod to the two boys with me to exit as I roll under the ropes to a ravenous set of fans leaving Hammond all by himself with the invaders*

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Joey Hutch

The Voice Of Xtreme:

Is at the XCW Announce Booth and says:*Holding my headset close struggling to hear myself talk as the fans are erupting with Draven’s razor sharp retort* Looks like X.C.W. is going to war in one of the Key matches on A.W.X. PPV for their main title and it appears that Draven left Paul for dead with the Vultures.

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Big Ritchie Cool

**Draven’s Lackey**

Is Inside The X.C.W. Ring and says: *Grins as I push my greasy hair sarcastically to the side mockingly as I do the Bad Guy shimmy holding my arms out pushing Macray’s buttons as Draven yells at me and the Blue Guy to exit..I am shoved over the ropes along with old Blue by Wyatt’s masked henchman but hits a perfect landing on my feet as we continue to taunt the A.W.X.er’s as we exit through the crowd…*

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Wyatt Macray

“Follow The Vultures..”

Is Inside the X.C.W. Ring And Says:*My smirk turns to a scowl as I turn my back to Paul Hammond …my masked Henchmen assault Hammond with a stiff boot to the head knocking him to the ground as a beat down ensues ..I roll to the outside motioning to the heavies to remove Hammond. We push through the cross fire of the rabid fan base as they pelt us with a heavy barrage of trash. Hammond lies limp across the back of one of my masked goons as we saunter our way out of X.C.W. arena with our “Hostage”..

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Joey Hutch

The Voice Of Xtreme:

Is at the X.C.W. Announce Booth and says: *Motioning to security who try to stop the Macray family from taking a prisoner as security are unsuccessful* My gawwd The Macray’s have taken our fearless leader who was left dead to rites by Draven and his goof troop and didn’t lift a hand to help him…this is treason on the highest level. All I can say is someone needs to silence these hostiles and there is no better way than taking their main prize…the A.W.X. Heavyweight Championship!! Now…someone has to find out where are they taking Paul Hammond!!!”

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Will Micman:

**Former Owner Of D.W.F.**

Is Backstage At The X.C.W. Arena and says:*At the backdoor of the arena as The Macray’s push through backstage, a back door opens to reveal a dapper Will Micman who appears surprised that the sea of humanity is pushing through the same door as he is entering…I step to the side as Wyatt stops and looks at me as I smirk and nod as they continue on their way…I pull off Hammond’s “Backstage Pass” lanyard before they pass me and places it over my head as I adjust my suit with a grin. I wave sarcastically to the invaders as I step inside the building shutting the door with authority as I look off camera..”Looks like I  have a lots of work to do here..” The camera pans surprisingly to Dane Masters staring a hole in me as I confidently stride past him stopping monetarily to sneer..”Nice yellow robe there son…very “Sparkly”…my wife has one just like it” patting him snobbishly as I walk off camera as there is a buzz heard from the X.C.W. fans inside the arena*

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Dane Masters

***The ENTERPRISE Of Xtreme***

Is Backstage at the X.C.W. Arena and says: * Glares as I am insulted at Will Micman as he walks freely backstage of the House Of Xtreme..I put my hand to my face rubbing it contemplatively holding in the frustration..muttering to myself to the camera* “Oh yes Mr. Micman..plenty of work indeed…”

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Sir Albert Haynes

Capitol Video Host

Is inside A.W.X. Capitol Video Studios and says: “And the match is set…in the opening round Wyatt Macray has chosen to pick a fight with Xtreme Collision’s own …Draven Fheenix! This one is sure to be a test for the “Vulture Man” as it appears the gang from Barbwire city are indeed ready for a fight!! From all of us here at A.W.X. and Capitol Video we thank you for watching and remember to check out the entire event on our latest V.H.S. Exclusive “X.C.W.: Forever Xtreme” for a reduced price of only $79.95 plus shipping and handling..that’s a sure fire savings of .05 cents fans!! That’s not all!!  Enter the promo code “Coffee Talk Bullshit” for an additional 3% savings! That’s almost a cup of coffee!! Till next time…Promotional Consideration Paid For By The Following:

X.C.W. “Forever Xtreme” Card:

Draven Fheenix defeated Tommy Forever via pinfall following interference by Wyatt Macray

“The Enterprise” Dane Masters defeated Wasteland with a Belly To Belly Suplex through a table

Sayabusa /Rob Vanderkeller defeated Dastardly Dorian Decade / Amish Buzzkill when Sayabusa pinned Dorian Decade with a double leg drop off the top with a chair.

Shuriken defeated Masahiro Sazuki with a shining wizard.

Detox vs Rampage was thrown out as both men fell from the balcony following a Rampage spear through the balcony safety barrier.

Harvard Dean defeated Mr. M.L. via submission with a Texas Cloverleaf

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Captitol Video Exclusive: AWX “In Your HouseShow 02/13/2017

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SIR ALBERT HAYNES

A.W.X. VIDEO SPOKESMAN

Is inside The AWX Control Center and says: *Is shown in the control room with monitors in the background as I begin the event center* “Hello AWX fans we have some disturbing news coming out of this past weekend’s house show emanating from the Hammerlock Ballroom in New York City. As you know at the Old School Battle Royal 2 weeks ago Mike Hawk and War Machine teamed up to eliminate The Nuclear Warrior then both men themselves were eliminated by Reese Thunder. Shortly there after Reese Thunder was also eliminated and a brawl broke out amongst the 4 men which lead to the signing of a Tag Team main event in New York. The Team of Reese Thunder and The Nuclear Warrior VS the team of Mike Hawk and War Machine. Let’s take a look at the Capitol Video exclusive highlights and see what transpired in the Big Apple.

MATCH JOINED IN PROGRESS… 

 

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REESE THUNDER

Who’s Next?

Is in the AWX Ring and Says: *Gets the hot tag from a diving Warrior. I charge into the ring wiping out Hawk with clothesline that nearly decapitates him. War Machine jumps into the ring and takes a clothesline of his own. I drop each man with a series of clotheslines. Hawk and War Machine manage to take back control in the match after a well placed low blow behind the refs back by Hawk. Both Men double team me in the corner prompting Warrior to get back in the ring and break up the double team as the ref starts to lose control of the match..*

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THE NUCLEAR WARRIOR

Feel The Power Of The Warrior

Is in the AWX Ring and Says: *War Machine and I pair off exchanging lefts and right. War Machine Gets the upper hand and whips me into the ropes. I duck the big boot attempt by War Machine and catches him coming off the opposite ropes with a flying shoulder tackle. I quickly get back to my feet again pumping my fist in the air like a mad man much to the delight of the crowd and hits the ropes one more time as War Machine pulls himself up on the opposite ropes. I catch the big man with a clothesline taking him over the top to the floor. I look down at my fallen opponent outside the ring and beats my chest like a gorilla. I then grab the ropes shaking them violently revving up the crowd again.*

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Explosion Imminent

Is in the AWX Ring and Says: *Thunder beats me from pillar to post with a sledge like forearm shots to the head. I manage to buy myself some time with a thumb to Thunder’s eye. Catching my breath I go on the offensive with a barrage of kicks and punches that seem to have little effect. I hit the ropes attempting a running knee but Thunder catches me in mid stride and in one smooth motion tosses me high in the air. catches me on his shoulder, and drills me into the mat with a thunderous power slam.*

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THE NUCLEAR WARRIOR

Feel The Power Of The Warrior

Is in the AWX Ring and Says: *Dazed and gasping for air Hawk pulls himself to his feet bumping into me as he does. Thunder charges at the dazed Hawk going for the spear but Hawk is able to dive out of the way at the last possible second  just as I turn around and I take the full brunt of the spear.*

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REESE THUNDER

Who’s Next?

Is in the AWX Ring and Says: *The force of the spear knocks Warrior through the ropes to the floor.  I get to my feet looking down in concern at the Warrior sprawled on the floor. I lean through the ropes calling his name completely forgetting about the match. Hawk attacks from behind with a double sledge to the back.*

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Explosion Imminent

Is in the AWX Ring and Says: *I wrestle the big man turning his huge frame around in the ropes so that I have him in a front face lock while his feet are hooked on the middle rope. I pause for a moment then drops Thunder with a vicious DDT. I roll off to the side and pounds the mat lying in wait… as Thunder gets to his feet I go for the “Raging Climax” (RKO) only to get tossed off halfway across the ring. Wobbly, I get to my feet and turns around right into a hellacious spear from Thunder.*

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THE NUCLEAR WARRIOR

Feel The Power Of The Warrior

Is in the AWX Ring and Says: *The fans roar with anticipation as Thunder signals that the match is over. He drags Hawk to his feet as I roll back into the ring. Thunder hooks Hawk in a front face lock about to end it with a Thunder Shock Slam (Jackhammer). I grab Thunder by the shoulder forcing him to release Hawk and wheels him around to face me. Angry about the errant spear I start yelling at Thunder.

newhawk MIKE HAWK

Explosion Imminent

Is in the AWX Ring and Says: *Thunder fires back yelling at Warrior that it was an accident. Things escalate into a pushing and shoving match between the two. neither is paying attention to me and I seize my opportunity. I hit thunder from behind with a high knee knocking him into Warrior. Warrior gets knocked backwards into the corner and Thunder drops dazed to one knee. Thunder gets back to his feet and slowly turns around right into a Raging Climax (RKO). I Roll to one knee and looks up to see Warrior pounding his chest looking down at me. Cautiously I keep my eyes glued to Warrior as I roll Thunder over. I slowly pin Thunder hooking his leg all the while never taking my eyes off the Warrior. The Ref slaps the mat 1..2..3! I quickly roll out of the ring and out of harms way. I pick my partner off the floor and we back our way up the ramp while celebrating our victory to a chorus of boos from the fans.*

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THE NUCLEAR WARRIOR

Feel The Power Of The Warrior

Is in the AWX Ring and Says: *Seething I look down at Thunder while clenching and unclenching my fist. The fans sit in silence unsure of what I’m about to do. finally after several minutes of tension I extend my hand to Thunder who tentatively takes my hand and I pull him to his feet. suddenly there is a murmur in the crowd and two figures jump the guard rail slide into the ring under the bottom rope..*

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THE BRINGERS OF PAIN

WRATH & FURY

  Is in the AWX Ring and Says: *We quickly get to our feet staring at both The Nuclear Warrior and Reese Thunder. We contemplate the two with our heads slightly cocked to one side then we attack Reese pummeling him mercilessly. Warrior rolls to the outside and grabs a folding chair he rolls back into the ring and starts to swing the chair wildly causing us to back off. *

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THE NUCLEAR WARRIOR

The Meltdown has begun

Is in the AWX Ring and Says: *Thunder and I dare our assailants to attack. I raise the chair menacingly at our assailants then with out warning I blast Thunder in the side of the head with the chair crumbling him to the mat in a bloodied heap. The crowd looks on in horrified silence as I bring the chair down repeatedly on ever inch of Thunder’s body. I yell at Wrath to pick Thunder up while Fury ascends to the top rope. Wrath stands Thunder up and Fury takes flight from the top rope connecting with a flying shoulder tackle bowling Thunder over.*

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THE BRINGERS OF PAIN

WRATH & FURY

  Is in the AWX Ring and Says: *Warrior tosses the chair down in the middle of the ring and Wrath drags Thunder to his feet scooping him up and drilling him back first into the chair with a running power slam leaving Thunder in a bloodied convulsing heap.*

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THE NUCLEAR WARRIOR

The Meltdown has begun

Is in the AWX Ring and Says: *I yell at The Bringers of Pain to pick Thunder up again. They drag the barely conscious Thunder to his feet as I pick up the chair again . I grab Thunder’s chin and making sure he’s looking directly at me I say “The Gods have called your name Reese Thunder, be proud of this accomplishment.” I then blast him with the chair again to the top of the head denting it. I toss it aside and yell at Wrath & Fury to “bring him”. We exit the ring together and Wrath & Fury drag Thunder out of the ring and drag him by the arms up the ramp and through the curtains as the capacity crowd sits in stunned silence at what they’ve just witnessed.

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SIR ALBERT HAYNES

A.W.X. VIDEO SPOKESMAN

Is inside The AWX Control Center and says: “There you have it fans, a sad day indeed. I never thought in all my years that I would see The Nuclear Warrior turn on his legion of fans. What are his motives? Who are these gods he spoke of? and what does he intend to do with Reese Thunder? Only The Nuclear Warrior and his new allies, whom I’m being told are called the “Bringers of Pain”, know the answer. thank you for joining us for another Capitol vided exclusive and remember you won’t see this on Channel 5 Wrestling.. the full video of this event is available exclusively at Capitolvideotapes.com for only 79.99 in a  Deluxe Clam shell VHS!!. Use the promo code “Romeo” to save an addition 3% off your purchase! Over 1 Hour of action fans!! Dont you dare miss it!!

Captitol Video Exclusive: AWX “In Your HouseShow 02/05/2017

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SIR ALBERT HAYNES

A.W.X. VIDEO SPOKESMAN

Is inside The AWX Control Center and says: *Is shown in the control room with monitors in the background as I begin the event center* “Hello A.W.X. fans, we have exciting news emanating from a A.W.X. House show from this past Sunday …and we have highlights of it for you right NOW in a Capitol Video Exclusive that you will not see on Channel 5 TV. As you know Saturday night Pure Dynamite Tommy Wellington put forth a tremendous effort in qualifying for the R. D. Bradley Memorial Tournament in fact he was one elimination away from winning the battle royal. Wellington Eliminated Lex Legacy on the bubble in the battle royal. Legacy did not take his elimination well and vowed that things between himself and Wellington were far from over. This past Sunday at a house show in Rochester, NY things came to head between the two and our cameras were rolling! Let’s take a look at what went down!”

 

A.W.X. House Show

Rochester, NY

MATCH JOINED IN PROGRESS:

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Teddy Wellington

Pure Dynamite

Is Inside the AWX Ring and says: *Slumping in the corner I see Bundy charge across the ring at me, at the last possible second I manage to bring a boot up catching him coming in square in the jaw taking him off his feet. Bundy pulls himself up on the ropes as I shake the cobwebs. He takes a wild wobbly swing at me that I duck and simultaneously grab him around the waist and drops Bundy on high on his neck and shoulders with a release German suplex.  I Kip up to my feet , I pause for a moment breathing heavily while looking out over the capacity crowd then drags a thumb across my throat signaling that this match is over to the roaring approval of the fans. I drag Bundy to his feet hooking him a front face lock draping his limp arm around my neck. I pause momentarily then hooks the leg of Bundy’s tights and delivers a crisp snap suplex*

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Jon Bundy

What A Nice Guy!

Is Inside the AWX Ring and says: *The snap suplex leaves me in a writhing, convulsing heap. Wellington point to the corner turnbuckles signaling the flying headbutt. Unable to move I await my fate as he ascends to the top turnbuckle. Suddenly there is a murmur from within the crowd and someone jumps the railing…*

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Lex Legacy

Lives are Short…Legacies are Forever

Is At the AWX Ringside and says: *I jump the guard rail with a bat in hand and climbs up on the ring apron drilling an unsuspecting Wellington in the back with the bat knocking him off the top turnbuckle into the ring. Wellington pulls himself up on the ropes as I step into the ring and I clip his knee with the bat from behind taking him down again. Bundy rolls out of the ring to the floor and slowly crawls up the ramp and out of harm’s way*

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Teddy Wellington

Pure Dynamite

Is Inside the AWX Ring and says: *I crumple to the mat clutching my knee and screaming in agony. Legacy continues to work over my knee with the bat as I try to fight him off. I manage to push him away with my good leg creating some space. I claw my way up on the ropes and tries to lunge at Legacy but my knee won’t support my weight and I crumple in a heap holding my knee again.*

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Lex Legacy

Lives are Short…Legacies are Forever

Is Inside the AWX Ring and says: *I drag Wellington off the mat and hoist him up into the Legacy Rack. He struggles to free himself for a while before going limp. I drop him in a heap in the ring then I slip outside of the ring knocking the time keeper out of his folding chair. I throw the chair into the ring then calmly climbs back into the ring. I take the chair sliding it on over Wellington’s injured leg. The ref and other officials try to stop me but I just swat them away. I grin down at Wellington and then at the fans as they boo me heinously.  I lift myself up sitting on the top turnbuckle then I stand up and jumps off the second turnbuckle driving my full weight down on the chair and Wellington’s prone leg.*

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Teddy Wellington

Pure Dynamite

Is Inside the AWX Ring and says: *Up on impact I scream in agony violently rolling around on the mat clutching my damaged leg the chair still dangling on it. Legacy grabs the bat and brings it down over and over on the chair. Each shot goes through my leg like a jolt of electricity. The ring fills with officials and Legacy backs off dropping the bat and smiling now that the damage is done. The officials remove the chair and help me out of the ring and up the ramp supporting my weight as the fans simultaneously chant my name a boo Legacy in the ring who calls for the house mic.*

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Lex Legacy

Lives are Short…Legacies are Forever

Is Inside the AWX Ring and says: *snatches the mic out of the announcers hand and makes a threatening gesture prompting him to vacate the ring. Grinning I bring the mic to my lips as the fans pelt me with garbage* “I told you Vanilla midget that this wasn’t over. Now don’t you people go blaming me for this! Tommy brought this on himself. He over stepped his bounds at the old school battle royal and for that there are consequences. He denied you people of what you wanted to see, this specimen before you with the R.D. Bradley Memorial Trophy in one hand and the AWX strap in the other! But fear not I don’t think that Tommy Wellington is going to be in any shape to make it to the tournament and seeing as I went out of the battle royal on the bubble I think that means I am now officially in the tournament…after all it’s only fair!*Laughing I pull off my shirt and begin flexing my muscles for the booing crowd. Suddenly the lights go out. The crowd begins to murmur wondering what is happening. Fans start snapping pictures in the dark and lighting lighters trying to see what’s happening in the ring. A muffled commotion can be her in the ring followed by the unmistakable sound of someone crashing to the mat. Minutes pass then finally the lights come back on to find me lying unconscious in the middle of the ring in a final resting pose covered from head to toe in a red blood like substance. Scrawled in the blood like substance above my head on the mat are the words “The Reckoning Comes at Dawn” The crowd sits in stunned silence wondering what just happened.

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SIR ALBERT HAYNES

A.W.X. VIDEO SPOKESMAN

Is inside The AWX Control Center and says: *Cuts from the action back to the event center* “Well there you have it wrestling fans a Despicable attack on Tommy Wellington by Lex Legacy and a bizarre attack on Lex Legacy. What on earth was that crimson, bloodlike substance that Legacy was covered in and what does “The reckoning comes at dawn” mean? One thing is for sure fans a reckoning is coming and it may be at the R. D. Bradley tournament!… thank you for joining us and remember.. the full video of this event is available at Capitolvideotapes.com for only 79.99 in a  Deluxe Clam shell VHS!!. Use the promo code “KACW” to save an addition 3% off your purchase! Over 1 Hour of action fans!! Dont you dare miss it!!

Old School Battle Royal (Channel 5 Wrestling Weekend Special)

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Vinny McMadden:

Channel 5 Lead Announcer

Is in the press box and says:*adjust my headset as I am counted down to air time. Jesse works the crowd next to me.* “Welcome to Channel 5 Wrestling!!! As you can see there is a considerable amount of humanity in the ring right now we are just about ready for the old school Battle Royal to determine the second half of the participants in the first annual R.D. Bradley Memorial Tournament !”

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Jesse “The Body” Victorious

 Channel 5 Wrestling’s Voice of Reason

Is in the press box and says:*Turns and faces the camera with Vinny.* “That’s right McMadden, and not only will the winner go down in history as the first ever winner but he will also be the new AWX Champ! I tell ya McMadden I was gonna come out of retirement and win this thing but my doctor wouldn’t clear me to get in the ring. I over did it training for this thing and herniated a disc in my back. I guess that’s what happens when you’re doin squats with 400lb barbell across your shoulders. Even With a herniated disc I could have won it all McMadden!”

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Vinny McMadden:

Channel 5 Lead Announcer

Is in the press box and says: “I’m sure you would have Jesse. Though I think it’s more likely that your swelled head caused the herniated disc. If indeed there was one. By the way It’s good to have you back in the broadcast booth tonight. Where were you last week anyway Jesse?”

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Jesse “The Body” Victorious

 Channel 5 Wrestling’s Voice of Reason

Is in the press box and says::”Not that it’s any of your business McMadden but if you must know I was out campaigning! You’re lookin at the next Mayor of Minneapolis! Did you just call me a liar McMadden? I oughta slap that silly lookin toupee off your head for that.”

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Vinny McMadden:

Channel 5 Lead Announcer

Is in the press box and says:*gives a hearty laugh*“I wouldn’t dream of calling you a liar Jesse! Mayor of Minneapolis eh? At any Rate seeing as this is the “old School” Battle Royal we here at Channel 5 wrestling thought it would only be appropriate for the play by play to be called by an old school announce team so without further ado let’s send things over to the one and the only “The Voice of the masses” Jim E. Controversy and his broadcast colleague “the Voice of the xtreme” Joey Hutch! Take it away Jim E.!”

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Jim E. Controversy

The Voice of the Masses

Is at Ringside Announce Table and Says: “Thank you Vinny! Goddamn it’s good to be back! I never thought I would say but it’s even good to see you Joey!”

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Joey Hutch

The Voice of the Xtreme

Is at Ringside Announce Table and Says:“Thanks Jim E…I think. This is going to be a hell of a battle royal! The Ring is packed with legends and future hall of famers! The likes of Krull Valhalla, Bonesaw Jack, Tommy Forever and Ric Chamberland to name a few. I think we are waiting for one more participant and we’re ready to go!”

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Jim E. Controversy

The Voice of the Masses

Is at Ringside Announce Table and Says:“There’s a lot of beef and a lot of bad blood in that ring Joey and right you are we are waiting for one more! I wonder which AWX Lege…” *Gets interrupted by “pop goes the world” by men without hat* “Oh God no! Anyone but him!” *takes my headset off rubbing the bridge of my nose*

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Bubbalicious

Pork Rind Eating Legend

Is at the Gorilla Position and says: *I lead the parody gang through the curtain in a conga line. Lexi Licious, Big Red, Honeydew, Blane Newhart and Herpes the clown trail behind me. I reach into a large bag of pork rinds and throws a handful out to the booing crowd. I shove another handful in my mouth leaving crumbs tangled in my beard. We make our way to ringside circling the ring once. I detach myself from the conga line and hands Lexi the bag of pork rinds. I reach up grabbing the top rope and struggles to pull myself up on the ring apron. The rest of the gang helps out pushing on my ass until finally tumble through the middle rope and into the ring.*

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Jim E. Controversy

The Voice of the Masses

Is at Ringside Announce Table and Says:*Just shakes my head in disbelief.*

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Joey Hutch

The Voice of the Xtreme

Is at Ringside Announce Table and Says:“Well…Ah…That was an entrance. Nice to see Herpes out of rehab” *scratches my head as I shrug at Jim E.*

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Jim E. Controversy

The Voice of the Masses

Is at Ringside Announce Table and Says:*Readjusts my headset* “I may need to check into rehab after tonight because it will take a hell of a lot of Whisky to wash this from my memory! Jesus, they couldn’t find anybody else to be in the battle royal? I’m sure Larry “the man” Rideout is available. Just how on earth do you know Herpes was in rehab? Do you keep tabs on these idiots? On second thought Joey I don’t want to know. Let’s just get back to the business at hand! Folk the last eight standing in this battle royal will go on to join the final eight from last week’s Battle royal to compete in the R.D. Bradley tournament and the winners of both Battle Royals will get to choose their respective first round opponent! The Bell has sounded and we are underway!”

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Super J Monster

What you Fear the Most

Is in the AWX Ring and says:*I immediately go after the biggest man in Colossus. We trade punches much to the delight of the crowd. We tie up against the ropes each trying to muscle the other over the top rope*

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Joey Hutch

The Voice of the Xtreme

Is at Ringside Announce Table and Says:“Super J wasted no time going after Colossus! He’s been in a bad mood the past couple of weeks since he was upset in a one on match against new comer Boomerang Jack. It’s the proverbial unstoppable force meeting the immovable object here with Super J and Colossus!”

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Jesus Estrada Jr.

Unmasked and Unleashed

Is in the AWX Ring and says:*Sees the two big men going at it I motion to Pure Dynamite, Tenzahn and J.C. to work together to eliminate the two giants. The four of us charge at J Monster and Colossus grabbing their legs and trying to tip them over the top rope*

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Jim E. Controversy

The Voice of the Masses

Is at Ringside Announce Table and Says:”Looks like Estrada is teaming up with Tenzahn, Pure Dynamite, and J.C. Word to try and eliminate the big men!”

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Joey Hutch

The Voice of the Xtreme

Is at Ringside Announce Table and Says: ”Not a bad idea to try and get the big men out first! A little Strategy never hurts but in the end it’s every man for himself!”

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Super J Monster

What you Fear the Most

Is in the AWX Ring and says: *Colossus and I start swatting the four man group away… Lex Legacy and Ron Stoppable Join in grabbing Colossus’s legs trying to tip him over the top. Pure Dynamite and Tenzahn bound off the ropes at me I miss them with a double clothesline and they hit the opposite ropes and connect with a double drop kick to my back that sends me hurling forward slamming into Colossus knocking him the rest of the way over the top rope. Colossus grabs J.C Word and Ron Stoppable taking them both with him as he goes over the top eliminating all three.*

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Jim E. Controversy

The Voice of the Masses

Is at Ringside Announce Table and Says:“The Big men are swatting Estrada and his gang away like flies! Legacy and Stoppable are joining in! They almost have Colossus over the top! Dynamite and Tenzahn duck the clothesline…Double Dropkick sends J Monster colliding into Colossus and Colossus has been eliminated!”

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Joey Hutch

The Voice of the Xtreme

Is at Ringside Announce Table and Says: “Colossus didn’t go alone he managed to take J.C. Word and Ron Stoppable with him and we’re down to 27 left!”

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Super J Monster

What you Fear the Most

Is in the AWX Ring and says: *Enraged by Tenzahn and Dynamite’s attacks I swat them away like flies. Tenzahn bounds off the ropes trying to hit me with a high cross body…I catch him in mid air and tosses him with so much force that he helicopters halfway across the ring before landing in a heap . I turn my back playing up to the crowd…The crowd showers me with a chorus of “boos”…I turn around into a series of forearm shots from Jesus Estrada.*

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Jim E. Controversy

The Voice of the Masses

Is at Ringside Announce Table and Says:“Sweet Jesus! Super J is unstoppable! He just tossed Tenzahn around like a rag doll!”

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Joey Hutch

The Voice of the Xtreme

Is at Ringside Announce Table and Says: “It appears Estrada has a death wish or something he’s trying to go toe to toe with the monster! Those forearm shots are having absolutely no effect on the big man!”

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Jesus Estrada Jr.

Unmasked and Unleashed

Is in the AWX Ring and says:*I pepper Super J with lefts and rights that have no effect. I bound off the ropes and connects with a dropkick that just bounces off the big man. I attempt to hit the ropes again but Super J catches me with a clubbing forearm to the back of the head that floors me.*

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Super J Monster

What you Fear the Most

Is in the AWX Ring and says: *I drag to your feet propping you up in the nearest corner…I Batter you with a series of vicious lefts and rights to the body and face…blood pours from your nose and lip as I pummel you senseless. I drag you out of the corner and lifts you off your feet, I press you high over head then launches you over the top like a torpedo and you crash to the floor with a thud.*

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Meng Lao

Pain is For the Weak

Is in the AWX Ring and says:*Detox swings for the fences with his Singapore cane snapping it off across my head. He just stands there holding the broken cane in disbelief that I’m still standing. Out of the corner of my eye I see Super J destroying Estrada and tossing him from the ring. I connect with a vicious superkick that sends Detox careening over the top and to the floor. I turn my attention to Super J stalking toward him.*

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Jim E. Controversy

The Voice of the Masses

Is at Ringside Announce Table and Says:”Super J just absolutely mauled Estrada before eliminating him! I don’t know if anyone in AWX can measure up to the Super J Monster!”

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Joey Hutch

The Voice of the Xtreme

Is at Ringside Announce Table and Says:”OH MY GAWD!!! Detox just snapped a Singapore cane over Meng Lao’s head and Lao is just looking at him like it was a WCW foam 2×4! Lao nearly took Detox’s head off with that kick and Detox has been eliminated! Uh Oh! I think Lao saw what Super J did to Estrada and he’s not happy! For those of you who may not know it Lao and Estrada struck up a bit of a friendship of sorts back in XCW. Estrada managed to earn Lao’s respect which is no easy task! Fans all hell is about to break loose!”

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Super J Monster

What you Fear the Most

Is in the AWX Ring and says: *I roar at Estrada lying in a heap outside the ring “That’s what happens when you mess with the Monster little man!” I turn around to find myself face to face with Meng Lao!*

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Meng Lao

Pain is For the Weak

Is in the AWX Ring and says: *We Stare each other down as the crowd whips itself into a frenzy. Finally we attack each other with vicious lefts and rights as tousle around the ring like a pair of fighting bull elephants. The other participants give us a wide berth trying to avoid getting trampled by us. We wind up leaning against the ropes teetering on the verge of toppling over the top.*

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Bubbalicious

Pork Rind Eating Legend

Is in the AWX Ring and says:*I stumble around the ring trying to avoid everyone. Reese Thunder bumps into me and I back away not wanting any part of him. Not paying attention to where I’m going I back into Lao and Super J against the ropes with just enough force to send them both toppling over the top to the floor eliminating them both. Terrified at what I just did I try to get as far away from that side of the ring as I can and I hope and pray that neither Lao nor Super J saw who did it.*

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Jim E. Controversy

The Voice of the Masses

Is at Ringside Announce Table and Says:“Lao and Super J are tearing each other apart! The other competitors are giving the two behemoths a wide berth! They’re on the ropes now and it’s a battle of wills to see who can force the other over the top and…and…you have got to be kidding me!”*slams my headset down in disgust*

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Joey Hutch

The Voice of the Xtreme

Is at Ringside Announce Table and Says:”Well I never thought in a million years I’d be saying this but Bubbalicious has eliminated both Super J Monster and Meng Lao…although I don’t think he wants anyone to know it was him!”*Jim E. can be audibly heard in the back ground yelling “Who booked this sh*t?!”*

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Cyrus Diablo

Trust Me

Is in the AWX Ring and says:*The Refs try to get in between Super J and Lao as they fight their way up the ramp through the curtains. During the commotion I dump Stallion Romano over the top to a thunderous ovation. However the refs did not see it due to the commotion caused by Lao and Super J. Romano scoots back in under the bottom rope. Behind mine and the refs backs and catches me with a high knee between the shoulder blades that sends me spilling over the top rope to the floor. The Ref declares me eliminated. I get to my feet arguing with the ref that I had already eliminated Romano. Romano makes a mock crying gesture towards me then points and laughs at me…frustrated I drop the ref with a sickening DDT on the concrete floor. I get to my feet kicking the ref out of the way and reaches under the ring pulling out the squirming bag. I untie the bag as Romano looks on in terror. I slide the snake into the ring at Romano’s feet and Romano dives over the top rope to the floor eliminating himself. Romano jumps the railing and takes off through the crowd while everyone else in the ring stays as far away for the snake as possible. I pull the snake back out of the ring and drapes it around my neck and exits the ring side area to a thunderous ovation.*

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Jim E. Controversy

The Voice of the Masses

Is at Ringside Announce Table and Says:*Puts my headset back on after regaining my composure* “ Well Lao and Super J are out of the battle royal but all hell is breaking loose outside the ring! The Refs are trying to break Lao and Super J apart. Good luck with that guys!”

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Joey Hutch

The Voice of the Xtreme

Is at Ringside Announce Table and Says:”Cyrus Diablo has finally gotten a measure of revenge on Stallion Romano eliminating him from the battle…wait a minute Romano is back in the ring! I don’t think the refs saw what happened they were too busy trying to separate Lao and Super J! I don’t believe this not only has Romano hoodwinked his way back into the match he just eliminated Diablo with a Pearl Harbor sneak attack! That’s twice in the past couple of weeks that Romano has pulled the wool over Diablo’s Eyes!”

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Jim E. Controversy

The Voice of the Masses

Is at Ringside Announce Table and Says:“Diablo is hot and rightly so but the refs didn’t see what happened! Oh my! That’s going to cost Diablo in the pocket book he just dropped the ref with a DDT on the concrete floor! Diablo just set the snake loose in the ring and everyone is clearing out of the ring! Romano is so he just dived over the top rope eliminating himself! Folks We have to take a commercial break while the refs try to restore some order! Don’t touch that dial!”

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Joey Hutch

The Voice of the Xtreme

Is at Ringside Announce Table and Says: ”Welcome back folks to channel 5 wrestling! During the break we lost a few more competitors, Reign and Morbid were taken out by a double clothesline over the top by the Nuclear Warrior, Tenzahn missed a flying body press on the reflection of perfection and sail over the top and out of the battle royal, and finally Ric Chamberland pulled down the top rope and used Rock Remmington’s own momentum against him to send him spilling over the top rope! That brings us down to 17 men remaining!”

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Bubbalicious

Pork Rind Eating Legend

Is in the AWX Ring and says: *I continue to do everything possible to avoid everyone in the match. Nuclear Warrior chases me around the ring until he runs into a clothesline from War Machine. I stop to catch my breath, I wipe my brow on my wrist band as I turn around right into a hellacious spear from Reese Thunder! The force sends knocks me into the ropes and I fall backwards through the middle ropes and lands on the back of my head on the concrete floor. I appear all the world to be knocked out cold. The refs try to bring me around to no avail. My main squeeze Lexilicious races to the ring side with a huge bag of pork rinds. She opens the bag and waves it under my nose but nothing happens. Lexi frantically waves for more help as I open my eyes and lift my head slightly peaking to see what’s happening. I lay my head back down and close my eyes again and waits hopping to get a little “mouth to mouth from my main squeeze.*

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Herpes the Clown

Herpes is No Laughing Matter

Is at the AWX Ringside:*I come racing down to ringside wearing a nurse’s cap and rubber gloves. I kneel down next to Bubba listening to his chest. I check his pulse and call out to Bubba getting no response. Finally I tilt his head back and pinch his nose and takes a big breath and starts to administer mouth to mouth.*

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Bubbalicious

Pork Rind Eating Legend

Is in the AWX Ring and says: *as soon as Herpes’ mouth touches mine I lay the wettest, sloppiest kiss on her all the while thinking it’s my main squeeze Lexi, until I hear Lexi screaming at me “What the hell are you doing?!” My eyes instantly pop open and I realize I’m kissing Herpes the clown. I immediately pull away coughing and retching. I duck my head under the ring apron getting violently ill. The ref asks Lexi if I can continue the match, she ducks her head in under the apron for a moment then comes back out telling the ref that I am unable to continue. The ref relays the message to the ring announcer and the announcer declares me eliminated.  Lexi Finds a bucket under the ring and gives it to me. I manage to get to my feet while hugging the bucket. Lexi walks me up the ramp and back through the curtain while I hug my bucket occasionally putting my face down into it and retching some more. Herpes follows behind us snapping her rubber gloves menacingly.*

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Jim E. Controversy

The Voice of the Masses

Is at Ringside Announce Table and Says:“Bubbalicious is running for his life! One can only speculate how it is possible that he is still in this thing! He may not be in it much longer though! Bubba just ran into a storm in the form of a spear from Reese Thunder! He knocked Bubba right through the ropes and out of the ring! Bubba may have knocked himself out cold! Lexi is on her way to ring side with a bag of pork rinds, Bubba’s equivalent to popeye’s spinach if you will. Wow Bubba may really be out of it! Lexi is calling for more help but instead she got herpes…uh..the clown I mean!”

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Joey Hutch

The Voice of the Xtreme

Is at Ringside Announce Table and Says:”I didn’t know Herpes was trained in first aid, it looks like she’s attempting mouth to mouth and… OH MY GOD!!! Bubba is laying a wet one on Herpes but I think he thinks it Lexi he’s locking lips with and…yup Bubba just realized who he’s kissing and now he’s getting violently ill under the ring, in fact that’s it he’s done! Bubbalicious is unable to continue and has been eliminated! I’m not sure there’s enough whisky in the world to wash that taste out of Bubba’s mouth!”

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Jim E. Controversy

The Voice of the Masses

Is at Ringside Announce Table and Says:“Goddamn! I think I’m going to need to gargle some whisky after watching that Hutch!” *Shakes my head as Bubbalicious exits through the curtains*

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Nuclear Warrior

Feel the Power of the Warrior…

Is in the AWX Ring and says:*I grab Kurt Hanson by the hair dragging him across the ring and tosses him over the top, Hanson manages to hang on to the ropes and rolls back in under the bottom rope. I turn away from him walking right into a “Raging Climax”(RKO) from Mike Hawk. I no sell the “Raging Climax” Popping back up to my feet. I Grab him tossing him into the ropes and catching him coming off with a flying shoulder tackle. I bound off the ropes catching you with 3 more tackles…*

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Mike Hawk

Explosion Imminent

Is in the AWX Ring and says:*Wobbly I pull myself up on the ropes…I see Warrior stalking towards me but I also see War Machine stalking the Warrior…I drop to my knees pulling down the top rope as War Machine drill the Warrior in the back of the head sending him careening over the top rope and out of the match.*

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Reese Thunder

Who’s Next?

Is in the AWX Ring and says:*I wait for War Machine to turn around measuring him as he plays up to the crowd after eliminating the Nuclear Warrior…War Machine turns around just as Hawk gets to his feet and take them both over the top rope and out of the match with a double clothesline much to the delight of the crowd…their delight is short lived though as Lex Legacy grabs me from behind and dumps me over the top eliminating me too. A brawl ensues on the outside between War Machine, Nuclear Warrior, Mike Hawk and myself.*

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Jim E. Controversy

The Voice of the Masses

Is at Ringside Announce Table and Says:”Hanson narrowly escapes elimination at the hands of the Warrior! RAGING CLIMAX!!! Hawk hit the Raging Climax on the Nuclear Warrior and…and..sweet Jesus it had zero effect! The Warrior is back on his feet and he’s beating Hawk from pillar to post! Wait a minute from behind War Machine hit the Warrior from behind and sent him over the top and out of this match! Nice, War Machine, nice! You didn’t have the balls to attack the warrior head on, and you call yourself the War Machine? Pearl Harbor is more like it!”*wipes my brow*

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Joey Hutch

The Voice of the Xtreme

Is at Ringside Announce Table and Says:“War Machine is making one of the most common mistakes in a battle royal! He’s more focused on what’s going on outside the ring than inside and he’s gonna pay for it big time! Here comes Thunder and both Mike Hawk and War Machine have been eliminated! Wait a minute Lex Legacy from behind and now Reese Thunder has been eliminated! A four way brawl has erupted outside the ring between War Machine, Thunder, Hawk and the Nuclear Warrior! WHO’S GOING TO MAKE THE FINAL 8? WHO’S GOING TO WIN IT ALL AND PICK THEIR OPPONENT IN THE OPENING ROUND OF THE TOURNAMENT? WE’RE ALL GOING TO FIND OUT AFTER THE COMMERCIAL BREAK!!! DON’T TOUCH THAT DIAL!!!”

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Jim E. Controversy

The Voice of the Masses

Is at Ringside Announce Table and Says:”Folk we are now just one elimination away from finding out who will be the final 8! During the break Dane Masters and Draven Fheenix teamed up to eliminate Tommy Forever! Kurt Hanson was eliminated after Unforgiven countered the Reflection of Perfection(perfect plex) crotching Hanson on the top rop, Unforgiven then connected with vicious big boot the the head to knock Hanson over the top and out of the match! Finally with one of the most heinous displays I have ever seen, Krull Valhalla slipped outside of the ring under the bottom rope and grabbed a tire iron he had obviously hidden from under the ring. Krull’s son Jon Jr. was on the verge of eliminating Carnage when Krull blasted his own flesh and blood Jon Jr. with the tire iron lacerating Jon Jr.. He then dumped his nearly unconscious son over the top to eliminate him! You’re a real piece of work Krull! You’re day is coming pal and I personally can’t wait to see it!”

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Joey Hutch

The Voice of the Xtreme

Is at Ringside Announce Table and Says:”Bonesaw Jack, Ric Chamberland, Lex Legacy, Krull Valhalla, Teddy Wellington, Dane Masters, Carnage, Unforgiven and Draven Fheenix! One of these 9 men will be the bubble boy on the outside looking in while another will win it all and get to hand pick his opponent for the first round of the “RD Bradley Memorial Tournament! Who is going to be?! Let’s get back to the action Jim E.!”

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Teddy Wellington

Pure Dynamite

Is in the AWX Ring and says: *Chamberland and Valhalla double team Bonesaw while everyone else pairs off trying to eliminate one and other. Legacy attacks me from behind with a series of stiff forearm shots to the back pummeling me to the mat. He scoops me off the mat lifting me across his shoulders into the “Legacy Rack”(torture rack)…I scream and writhe in agony unable to escape…finally Legacy drops me to the mat and I crumple in a heap..Legacy grabs me by the hair dragging me to my feet and tosses me over the top rope. I manage to grab the rope as I go over hanging on for dear life…I dangle by one hand and one foot touches the floor as I struggle to stay in the match. I manage to grab the top rope with my other hand and “skins the cat” getting back in the ring. Legacy is posing on the at the ropes on the opposite side of the ring celebrating thinking he has made the top eight and made it to the tournament. I charge across the ring catching Legacy with a drop kick between the shoulder blades that sends Legacy spilling over the top rope and to the floor to a thunderous ovation!*

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Lex Legacy

Lives are Short…Legacies are Forever

Is at the AWX Ringside:*I hit the cold concrete with a resounding thud…I quickly jump back to my feet in disbelief at what just happen. I slam my hands down on the ring apron in anger and frustration not to mention embarrassment. I point at Dynamite yelling “this isn’t over you vanilla midget!”

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Teddy Wellington

Pure Dynamite

Is in the AWX Ring and says: *Not taking kindly to the “vanilla midget” remark I flip Legacy of while yelling “Fook you Legacy you inflated c*nt”*

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Jim E. Controversy

The Voice of the Masses

Is at Ringside Announce Table and Says:“The Horses of Valhalla are all over Bonesaw Jack! They’d like nothing better than to see Bonesaw go out on the bubble!”

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Joey Hutch

The Voice of the Xtreme

Is at Ringside Announce Table and Says: “Wait a minute Jim E., It looks like Legacy is going for the kill with Pure Dynamite Tommy Wellington! He Has Wellington in the Legacy rack softening him up and there goes Tommy over the top rope!”

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Jim E. Controversy

The Voice of the Masses

Is at Ringside Announce Table and Says:”Hang in there Tommy! Hang in there! Wellington is dangling with one hand on the top rope! One foot has touch the floor however both feet must touch to count as an elimination! The Old skin the cat trick and Wellington is back in it!

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Joey Hutch

The Voice of the Xtreme

Is at Ringside Announce Table and Says: “Look at Legacy he thinks he’s punched his ticket to the tournament! Wellington with a drop kick and Legacy is out!!! We have our final 8! Legacy is incensed and oh my! We apologize to our viewers for that bit of colorful language from Pure Dynamite!”

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Jim E. Controversy

The Voice of the Masses

Is at Ringside Announce Table and Says:“To a nicer guy it couldn’t of happened! A little premature celebration on Legacy’s part! I hear that ain’t the only “premature” problem he has! Fans we have to take one final break, we have the final 8 and when we come back we’ll have a winner! Don’t you dare miss it!”

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Jim E. Controversy

The Voice of the Masses

Is at Ringside Announce Table and Says:“Folks we are back and ready for the final 8! Draven Fheenix, Ric Chamberland, Unforgiven, Bonesaw Jack, Dane Masters, Carnage, Krull Valhalla and last but certainly not least Tommy “Pure Dynamite” Wellington who has put on a hell of a showing here tonight Hutch!”

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Joey Hutch

The Voice of the Xtreme

Is at Ringside Announce Table and Says:“Indeed, Jim E., Some may see it as somewhat of an upset that Tommy has made this far. But I’ve watched this young man for many years and if it’s one thing I’ve learned it’s never to underestimate Tommy Wellington! Now let’s get back to the action in the ring!”

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Krull Valhalla

Anti-Extreme

Is in the AWX Ring and says:*All eight competitors circle each other…each waiting for the other to make a move. Ric and I exchange glances…we exchange grins then we both calmly leap over the top rope to the ring apron. I flip everybody off in the ring for good measure then both Ric and I drop to the floor eliminating ourselves. The fans shower us with “boos” and garbage as we make our up the ramp and through the curtains.*

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Jim E. Controversy

The Voice of the Masses

Is at Ringside Announce Table and Says:“You can cut the tension in the ring with knife Hutch! Who will strike first and..and…Wait what the hell? What the hell are Krull Valhalla and Ric Chamberland doing? They just eliminated themselves!? What the hell was that all about?”

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Joey Hutch

The Voice of the Xtreme

Is at Ringside Announce Table and Says:”I think I get it Jim E. They’ve made it to the final 8 they don’t care who they face in the R. D. Bradley Memorial tournament. The Horses of Valhalla have decided to live to fight another day rather than give these fans what they paid to see!”

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Jim E. Controversy

The Voice of the Masses

Is at Ringside Announce Table and Says:“If you ask me The Horses of Valhalla are a bunch of cowards taking the easy way out of the match! *Takes my headset off and yells at The Horses of Valhalla calling them a bunch of cowardly nags as they pass by the announce table*

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Dane Masters

The Enterprise

Is in the AWX Ring and says:*Taking advantage of the confusion of the Horses of Valhalla self elimination Draven and I attack Bonesaw from behind while he is yelling at Krull as he exits the stage. We beat Bonesaw down to the mat with a barrage of kick and punches. I signal to Draven to hold Bonesaw up…*

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Draven Fheenix

Risen From the Ashes…

Is in the AWX Ring and says:*I drag Bonesaw to his feet hooking his arms behind his back. I nod to Dane signaling that Bonesaw is ready and wide open to attack…*

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Dane Masters

The Enterprise

Is in the AWX Ring and says: *I get up close and personal in Bonesaw’s face screaming at him that he is nothing but a hardcore has-been. I give Bonesaw a couple of paint bursh slaps across the face then spits in face…I bound off the ropes and gets half way across to Bonesaw and Drave and stops dead in my tracks grinning…I turn away and hops over the top rope to the apron and drops to the floor eliminating myself. I start backing up the ramp laughing at both Bonesaw and Draven.*

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Bonesaw Jack

Lets Play a Pain Game

Is in the AWX Ring and says: *glaring at Masters outside the ring I drive the back of my head into Draven’s face forcing him to release me. I beal toss Draven across the ring then pummels him with a series of stiff forearm shots… I charge across the ring as Draven pulls himself up on the ropes. I bound off the opposite ropes and catches Draven on the other side with a hellacious clothesline that sends both of us spilling over the top rope and to the floor eliminating us from the match.*

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Jim E. Controversy

The Voice of the Masses

Is at Ringside Announce Table and Says:*Gets my headset back on* “Dane Masters and Draven Fheenix are really taking it to Bonesaw Jack! Come on Dane, spitting in the man’s face!? Really!? You’re a real piece of work! Dane off the ropes now and…wait a minute not this sh*t again! Dane Masters has eliminated himself from this damn match taking a page out of Krull Valhalla’s playbook!”

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Joey Hutch

The Voice of the Xtreme

Is at Ringside Announce Table and Says:”Bonesaw has freed himself and is stomping a proverbial mudhole in Draven Fheenix! OH MY GOD!!! BONESAW CONNECTS WITH A CLOTHESLINE AND TAKES BOTH HIMSELF AND DRAVEN FHEENIX OUT OF THE MATCH AND WE ARE DOWN TO 3!!!”

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Bonesaw Jack

Lets Play a Pain Game

Is in the AWX Ring and says:*Gets to my feet panting…I start stalking towards Dane Masters on the ramp while wiping sweat and spit off my face. Dane wastes no time high tailing it to the backstage area.*

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Teddy Wellington

Pure Dynamite

Is in the AWX Ring and says:*Unforgiven focuses his attention on me driving me back in the corner with a blatant choke. He crumples me in the corner with a series of lefts and rights. Unforgiven then drags me to my feet  twisting my arm…Unforgiven ascends the top rope then crumples me with the “old school forearm to the back…Unforgiven drags a thumb across his throat then toss me over the top…I manage to catch the rope as I go over and attempts to skin the cat one more time…Unforgiven tries to break my grip on the rope and I swing my legs up around his head in a head scissors and slowly drags him over the top with all the force I can muster…*

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Carnage

The White Devil

Is in the AWX Ring and says:*as Unforgiven is pulled over the top and out to the floor…I place a well aimed knee to the side of Wellington’s head breaking his grip on the rope and he too falls to the floor. The Crowd erupts as the Ref calls for the bell declaring me the winner!*

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Jim E. Controversy

The Voice of the Masses

Is at Ringside Announce Table and Says:”Jesus Christ Tommy Wellington is on the wrong side of an ass whooping from Unforgiven! I think the Bell is about to toll for Tommy! Wait a minute Tommy Skins the cat again! Unforgiven isn’t going to fall for that! Tommy got him and Head scissors and is dragging Unforgiven kicking and screaming over the top!”

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Joey Hutch

The Voice of the Xtreme

Is at Ringside Announce Table and Says:“Go Tommy! Go! Pure Dynamite has done it! He’s Eliminated Unforgiven and…Out of nowhere Carnage With a vicious knee to the head of Tommy Wellington and Wellington has been eliminated! That’s it The White Devil has done it! Carnage has won the Old School Battle Royal and the right to choose his first round opponent in the R.D. Bradley Memorial tournament!”

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Carnage

The White Devil

Is in the AWX Ring and says:*The Ring announcer announces me as the winner of the battle royal and raises my hand in victory as the capacity crowd roars with approval. I play to the crowd pointing at the R.D. Bradley poster hanging from the ceiling and making the belt gesture around my waist*

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Jim E. Controversy

The Voice of the Masses

Is at Ringside Announce Table and Says:“Tommy Wellington put on a hell of show here tonight but in the end it was The White Devil’s night! Who will Carnage choose to face in the first round? Most would pick whomever he sees as the weakest man in the tournament. Carnage? Knowing him he may just go for the biggest tree and try to chop it down! That’s it for Hutch and myself, back to you Vinny and Jesse! Controversy out!”

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Vinny McMadden:

Channel 5 Lead Announcer

Is in the press box and says: “There you have it Jesse! Carnage the White Devil has joined Wyatt Macray in the winner’s circle! Next week, live on Channel 5 Wrestling, Both men will choose their first round opponents! The remaining brackets will be filled randomly by the remaining participants and the preliminary round of the tournament will begin!”

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Jesse “The Body” Victorious

 Channel 5 Wrestling’s Voice of Reason

Is in the press box and says: “Carnage and Macray will have their work cut out for them! I don’t see any gimmie matches in the list of guys that have made it to the tournament!”

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Vinny McMadden:

Channel 5 Lead Announcer

Is in the press box and says:Right you are Jesse and…hang on a second Jesse…I’m get word that there’s a limo out in the parking lot and I’m being told that Carnage is headed that way. We have a camera following him let’s see what this is all about!”*Removes my headset and wipes my brow as the we switch to the parking lot feed.*

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Carnage

The White Devil

Is in the Arena Parking Lot and says: *Still in my ring gear I push open a side door in the arena and steps out into the night with a camera man following close behind. I dry the sweat from my body with a towel as I head towards the back of the building. Turning the corner of the building I see a long white limo parked with the engine still running. I walk up to the limo and stops while momentarily looking over my shoulder then taps on the tinted window…The window lowers to reveal the salt and pepper and smiling face of… Will Micman! The former owner of DWF!*

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Will Micman

The Devil Himself

Is in the Arena Parking Lot and says:”Carnage! Carnage! Carnage! My Boy! My white devil! I told you this was going to work!”

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Carnage

The White Devil

Is in the Arena Parking Lot and says: “I don’t know about this man. How do I know I can trust you? How do I know this isn’t going to be DWF all over again?”

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Will Micman

The Devil Himself

Is in the Arena Parking Lot and says: “Carnage baby! Who took you in all those years ago when both XWA and AWX wouldn’t tolerate your…shall we say many indulgencies? It was me I gave you a place to shine my friend! Look we’re all here so why don’t you hop and we can discuss the finer points of the deal?”

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Carnage

The White Devil

Is in the Arena Parking Lot and says:”So you finally managed to get everyone together? I must say I’m impressed I didn’t think it was possible.” *Opens the limo door. The camera peers into the limo revealing three others besides Wil Micman…seated next to Wil is his right hand Kane Darkhart and sitting across from them is former RWC owner Honey and next to her is former TeW owner Macdaddy!. I slide into the limo next to Honey nonchalantly placing my hand on her inner thigh as Kane hands me a wine glass. The door closes and the Limo pulls away from the building…*

Captitol Video Exclusive: AWX “In Your HouseShow 01/28/2017

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SIR ALBERT HAYNES

A.W.X. VIDEO SPOKESMAN

*Is inside The AWX Control Center and says: *Is shown in the control room with monitors in the background as I begin the event center* “Hello A.W.X. fans, he have exciting news emanating from a A.W.X. House show from last week…and we have highlights of it for you right NOW in a Capitol Video Exclusive that you will not see on Channel 5 TV. As you know Aries Idol months ago formerly of the popular group “The Brigade” turned his back on his former teammates Ronan Rage and Daemon Anarchy to debut a brand new faction… The Dogs Of War.. Idol more significantly injured both of his teammates hopefully eliminating them altogether…however sometimes the sins of the past come back to bite you..lets roll the tapes and show you what went down last Saturday night!!”

A.W.X. House Show

Philadelphia, PA

MATCH JOINED IN PROGRESS:

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MR. M.L.

Masked Veteran

Is Inside The Squared Circle and says: Does a handspring elbow connecting with you in the chin knocking you to the ground as you roll quickly to your feet..I bounce off the ropes connecting with a spinning hurracanranna sending you flat back to the floor. I climb to the top rope..pausing momentarily to signal to the fans…I dive off the ropes with a plancha about mid-ring.

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Surge

Everyman’s Nightmare

Is inside The Squared Circle and says: Sidesteps the flying Superstar as he drops like a rock to the mat…I pull him quickly from the mat whipping him hard into the corner as I rush to the opposite corner…as you slump in the buckles across the ring for me..I pound my chest to the live crowd before cupping my mouth giving the fans a loud scream as I rush to the other side of the ring springing off the floor high into a corner splash crushing you as I step out of the way after impact as you crash hard to the mat in a heap flat on his back..I grab both legs looking for approval from the fans as I quickly step between his legs torquing the hold turning him into a deeply cinched “Electricity Outlet”  (Scorpion Death-lock) cranking back hard as the fans cheer wildly..

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MR. M.L.

Masked Veteran

Is Inside The Squared Circle and says: Feeling the full strain of the hold I try to hold off the inevitable as long as possible but it is too much and I slap the mat vigorously to end it. I roll over off camera and underneath the ropes and slowly marches to the back holding my back..

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ShatterMachine

Dawson Scott/ JamesWildman

Is on the ramp way and says: Our theme music hits as we pass by Mr. M.L. In the isle way as we storm methodically to the ring in our ring jackets..rolling underneath the ring ropes to the inside we pace back and forth eyeing Surge preparing for the inevitable attack…

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Surge

Everyman’s Nightmare

Is inside The Squared Circle and says: Watches the two Vultures as they surround me from all sides..I position myself accordingly holding them at arms length as the fans begin to get behind me ..I can see that a beat down is coming so I take the lead..I backhand Dawson knocking him to the corner…I unload a stiff right to Wildman backing him into the ropes..Dawson Scott runs towards me out of the corner as I duck low lifting him high into the air crashing to the mat..Jim Wildman makes a run at me as well and I deep arm drag him on top of Dawson..The fans go wild as I pound my chest yelling at them…I look down the rampway as I see Morgan Malice making his way to the ring as well…I turn towards him waving him on..Ready for the attack..

 

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ShatterMachine

Dawson Scott/ .James Wildman

Is Inside The Squared Circle and says:  *Jim Wildman: Pulls myself to my feet..Slumping in the ropes..I lunge forward clipping Surge in the back of the knee..Dropping him quickly..I Wave to my partner as I pick Surge off the mat whipping him into the ropes hooking him low pressing him into the air as Dawson catches him by the back of the head in midair bringing him crashing down on double knees. (ShatterMachine) wiping him out. Stands grinning looking down on him as we stomp him dry as Dawson opens the ropes for Malice.

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Surge

                                       Everyman’s Nightmare                                   

Is inside The Squared Circle and says:* Takes the full effect of the Shatter Machine finisher as I hit hard on the floor …knocked out completely as the Dogs Of War continue their beatdown.*

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Morgan Malice

Dogs Of War Member

 is Inside The Squared Circle and says: *Steps over the top rope inside the ring as I prompt Scott and Wildman to pick up Surge from the mat as I flatten him with a stiff front kick to the head knocking him to the mat again. I wave on Aries Idol as he rolls into the ring quickly behind me..I pull Surge off the mat with one hand by his blonde spiked hair holding his arms back exposing him to a Idol beatdown.

 

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Aries Idol

Leader Of The Dogs Of War

Is Inside the squared circle and says: *Takes the microphone and paces in front of a battered Surge and says “ Surge…I would like to introduce you to my Dogs of War…now you may ask why we have taken this opportunity to introduce ourselves to you in such a hasty manner??…Well Scorpion man the truth is one of your good friends Daemon Anarchy decided he wanted to interfere with Dogs business in the Battle Royal last week. You see I am one not particularly fond of someone getting in the way of my business so I decided to send him a big message…and sadly I had to have a fall guy to deliver that message…and unfortunately STEVE…that happens to be YOU!! You see I was supposed to win the Battle Royal but Daemon Anarchy decided to stab us in the back…well “Friend” we are gonna show you what happens when come into the Dog House…Now Daemon..I know you are NOT here tonight so I want you to put down your remote control, and watch closely because the next time that you are in an arena…parkinglot… or heck even a front lawn together you WILL become a casualty of WAR..” *Tosses the mic to the floor as I unload on Surge as the gang holds him up punching him unmercifully in the head several times until he slumps to the floor as we let him fall face first in a heap delivering a stomping party…as the fans boo loudly*

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RONAN RAGE

Former “BRIGADE” Member

Is On The Ramp way and says: *Explodes through the curtain rushing down the ramp to a shocked audience..I slide under the ropes into the ring catching Dawson Scott with a brutal spear out of his boots…I get to my feet catching Wildman with a stiff clothesline…pounding him to the mat..the fans get to their feet as chaos erupts in the ring as I move towards Idol with vengance in my eyes..*

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Morgan Malice

Dogs Of War Member

 is Inside The Squared Circle and says: *Cuts off Ronan Rage quickly with a very stiff running boot to the back of the head seconds before he can get to Idol dropping him like a rock. I drop down hard on him with an elbow to the head then continues pounding away at him as he struggles to fight back shoving me backwards off him as I continue to bring the fight as I dive at him again as he makes another attempt to get to Aries Idol..*

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Aries Idol

Leader Of The Dogs Of War

Is Inside the squared circle and says:*Tosses Surge to the outside of the ring as I back peddle quickly avoiding the attack on my former “Brigade” member brother that I stabbed in the back months prior putting him on the shelf until this very minute..I wave frantically to The Shatter Machine to come to their senses as Malice and Rage rumble in the corner*

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RONAN RAGE

Former “BRIGADE” Member

Is Inside the Squared Circle and says: * Catches another Malice boot from connecting as I grin shaking my head holding his boot as he balances on one foot begging me to stop. I rush at him with a full on Spear shaking him to his foundation driving him hard into the turnbuckles taking him out of the game temporarily…I turn to Idol who was about to hit me from behind letting out my Brigade roar as the fans roar with me..I stalk forward finally being able to get my hands on the man who betrayed me and put me out of commission months earlier..*

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ShatterMachine

Dawson Scott/ .James Wildman

Is Inside The Squared Circle and says: * We jump Ronan Rage from behind before he can touch our leader we beat him down clipping him in the injured leg then we lynch him..pounding and stomping on him as Malice joins in finally subduing him..Wildman pulls him to his feet as Dawson gives him to Malice who pins his arms back as we continue the pounding..we clear the way for Idol to finally get some shots in on a angered and now bloody Ronan Rage who is bleeding openly from his lip..*

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 Aries Idol

Leader Of The Dogs Of War

Is Inside the squared circle and says: *As the Dogs regain control and has Ronan minimized ..I walk up to him as he is held back, slapping him in the face..I hold his face hard yelling at him as the fans boo loudly. Ronan’s eyes widen as he spits in my face splashing me with his blood as I angrily brush it off in my gloves as I prepare to rear back and smash him when suddenly on the X-Tron the words “Rogue” rolls across the screen followed by the a loud “Rrrrrraahhh We’re Gonna CRUUUSSSHHH” We all stop looking up the rampway absolutely stunned…almost frozen in time wondering could it possibly be the legendary team?? Sensing if its true…it is VERY BAD NEWS for US!!*

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**THE ROGUE WARRIORS**

*BEAST/ TALON*

Is on The Ramp way and says: *The Arena erupts as we step out on the top of the rampway dressed in full  black and silver Rogue Gear spiked shoulder pads and leathers..we pause for a moment taking in the massive reaction as it is our first time in the AWX after years of performing with the competition but clearly the fans know EXACTLY who we are. Talon nods to his partner as I look in the ring flexing momentarily sticking out his tongue roaring “Rrrraahhhh We’re Gonna Cruuuussshhh” Beast tosses off his should pads as does Talon as we rush the ring…We both slip into the ring as Beast catches a charging Jim Wildman with a serious scoop power slam as Talon blows Dawson Scott off his feet with a running clothesline blowing him over the top rope to the floor . Malice charges us but is caught with a back body drop over the ropes to the floor freeing Ronan from the trap of the Dogs..as the fans begin a L.O.K. (Lords Of Kaos) chant..

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RONAN RAGE

Former “BRIGADE” Member:

Is inside the Squared Circle and says:*Finally unshackled I pump my fist as the fans continue to buzz knowing whats coming ..I explode upon Aries Idol with a high leaping”Rage” punch to the face blasting him out of the ring and into the waiting arms of Morgan Malice who is irate on the outside catching his teammate before he crumbles to the floor…I watch as the Dogs of Wars retreat as I look to the Rogue Warriors nodding to them for the assist yet in awe of the returning legends team who came to my aid..We all lean on the ropes shouting to the Dogs as they back peddle up the ramp way.. the Brigade music comes on as we recoup after a war..*

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SIR ALBERT HAYNES

A.W.X. VIDEO SPOKESMAN

*Is inside The AWX Control Center and says: *Cuts from the action back to the event center* “Well there you have it wrestling fans a surprise return of Ronan Rage as well of the Legendary Rogue Warriors finally debuting inside and A.W.X. ring! Looks like the Dogs Of War have more to handle then they anticipated …what does this mean for Idol and his men as they now have a very strong opposition…this ones heating up fans..thank you for joining us and remember.. the full video of this event is available at Capitolvideotapes.com for only 79.99 in a  Deluxe Clam shell VHS!!. Use the promo code “Oligarchy” to save an addition 3% off your purchase! Over 1 Hour of action fans!! Dont you dare miss it!! Promotional Consideration Paid For By The Following…

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