AWI Magazine Power Hour: Hosted By Bill Ashton reviewing the first episode of XWA Fever in the new era of XWA

*The familiar older looking newsroom almost like something out of a 80s movie complete with type writers and copy machines in the background is seen on the screen. The camera pans to our host near an old coffee machine just finishing pouring himself a cup of Joe. He holds the steaming cup  saluting the camera as the opening show credits momentarily creep onto the screen and then cut abruptly to Bill Ashton editor of American Wrestling Illustrated…the number 70157th source for wrestling news!*

Bill Ashton

Bill Ashton

Owner and Editor of AWI Magazine

Is In AWI Newsroom and says: “welcome fans to another edition of AWI online!” *The camera follows me to a battered old oak desk with a large AWI banner hanging on the wall behind it. I take my seat setting down the coffee cup next to an old typewriter on the desk. I clear my throat continuing my introduction to the show.* “As always I am joined via satellite by the one and only Dale Metzger, Editor of the Wrestling Watchtower!” *Metzger thanks me for the introduction* “You are welcome Dale! Lets get started! We are going to be reviewing the inaugural episode of XWA Fever but before we get to that we have some shocking news on the heels of the R.D. Bradley Memorial tournament! Rich Myers better know to fans as BONESAW JACK, has QUIT XWA!”

 

Dale Metzger

Dale Metzger

Editor of Wrestling Watchtower

Live Via Satellite: That’s right Bill, my sources tell me there was a very heated exchange between Bonesaw and Alexis Santos & Bubba Riley! In fact if you go back to the show and watch segment just before the tournament finals with Anthony Shiffone looking for a news scoop, just before Carnage or as it turned out Jon Hardcastle Jr, left the dressing room there was muffled yelling and screaming that could be heard. That wasn’t apart of the show script that was the actual blow up between Bonesaw and the new management! Shortly after the cameras were off backstage Bonesaw walked out and almost turned the end of the show on it’s ear as he was suppose to play a big part in the ending!”

 

Bill Ashton

Bill Ashton

Owner and Editor of AWI Magazine

Is In AWI Newsroom and says: “Yes as I understand it, it was suppose to be Bonesaw Jack or more accurately Mason the Mutilator, Rich Myers’ alter ego that originated in XWA back in 2003, that was suppose to run in and take down Crimson! I spoke to Bonesaw earlier today on the phone and he shed some light on the situation! Lets hear what Rich Myers AKA Bonesaw Jack had to say about the situation!”

 

<<<PRERECORDED PHONE INTERVIEW>>>

 

Bill Ashton

Bill Ashton

Owner and Editor of AWI Magazine

Is on the phone and says: “Hello Rich can you hear me alright? I’ll get right to it! My sources are telling me that you walked out on XWA at the R.D. Bradley Tournament, is this true? Are you no longer under the employ of XWA? If so can you shed some light on what exactly happened at the tournament?”

 

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Bonesaw Jack

Hardcore Icon

Is on the phone and says: I hear ya loud and clear Billy! Yeah it’s true I am officially a free agent. As to what happened at the tournament, well I was going over the end of the tournament and my role in the outcome with Alexis, Bubba and Jon Jr. in my dressing room. It was still very unclear to me what my role was going to be within the new regime faction. I wanted to know where I fit in to all of this. I wanted to know what the payoff was going to be at the end. All they would tell me was “we’ve got big plans for you”. What you have to understand Bill is by turning on AWX and joining XWA I stood to lose a lot of merchandise money. I mean whose gonna be buying Bonesaw shirts and action figures and so on when I sellout to XWA? NOBODY that’s who. So if I’m going to do this I want to know what the plan is and I think after all these years I’ve at least earned that. Anyway it just felt like 2003 all over again. I told Alexis and Bubba so and that if they couldn’t give some definitive answers then I wasn’t on board. Then everything went to hell. Alexis got hysterical and accused me of sabotaging the show and threatened law suits and Bubba did much the same. That was it for me I didn’t need that crap so grabbed my gear and walked out.

 

 

Bill Ashton

Bill Ashton

Owner and Editor of AWI Magazine

Is on the phone and says: “I see so it was basically a lack of respect from Alexis and Bubba in your view that lead to this. Possibly dare I say it some bad blood left over from the XWA/AWX wars from back in the early 2000s. What was your role suppose to be in the tournament finals?

 

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Bonesaw Jack

Hardcore Icon

Is on the phone and says: “I was suppose to run from the crowd and make it look I was about to attack Carnage but then at Alexis’ direction I was to attack Crimson turning on AWX and allowing Carnage to get the pin. Essentially what the “other” guy did. I was to become Alexis and Bubba’s lackey. I’ll give em credit for thinking on the fly. They took a kid named Parker Joseph who had a passing resemblance to me, threw a Mason knock off mask on him and called him Unknown and threw him into the mix.  This is what the new “look” for Mason the Mutilator was suppose to be..” *A personal photo taken at a promo shoot is shown on the screen*

MasonXWA      (Photo courtesy of Rich Myers)

 “…Not bad eh Billy? It was a play on a storyline I did years ago in XCW where I was trying to get Tommy Forever to join XWA I referred to Bubba and Alexis as Uncle Bubba and Auntie Alexis and I even wore a shirt that said “Please forgive me Uncle Bubba”. Anyway that’s about the short and long of it all Bill.”

 

Bill Ashton

Bill Ashton

Owner and Editor of AWI Magazine

Is on the phone and says: “So Basically Unknown was a stand in for Mason the Mutilator is what you are saying in a nutshell. You mentioned 2003, for years there have been rumors and speculation as to why you left XWA so quickly back then. Roughly about 2 weeks after signing on with XWA. Many say you left to join your friend and trainer Krull Valhalla in his upstart JEWCW state side. What is the real scoop?

 

 

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Bonesaw Jack

Hardcore Icon

Is on the phone and says: “There’s no denying that Krull and JEWCW were a big factor in my decision to leave XWA in 2003 but that wasn’t the actual reason. Let me walk you through my time in XWA back in 2003…There I was headlining shows in XCW making good money…not great but good…at least when the cheques  didn’t bounce. I get a call from Krull saying he can get me into XWA. He said I’d make a lot more money and I wouldn’t have to tear the hell out of myself in front bingo hall and school gym crowds anymore. So yeah I jumped at it! After all I had a family to feed. Anyway I head to Miami and to XWA Headquarters to sign the contract and get started on my XWA career. So I’m ready to give XWA Bonesaw Jack like they’ve never seen him before but then they tell me they don’t want Bonesaw Jack and that I need a fresh new gimmick. They put me in a sh*t brown outfit and a partial mask and dub me “Mason the Mutilator”. I hated the name, I hated the gimmick, I hated everything to do with Mason the Mutilator. Fast forward to almost 2 weeks later and my debut match and as it turned out my last match in XWA. I get to the arena and check the board and I see that they have me penciled in to wrestle one of their top guys “Nightmare”. I’m thinking this is great I’m going to wrestle Nightmare in my first match! I’m getting put into a program with one of the top guys in the company! So I go to Nightmare’s dressing room so we can go over our match and what we are going to do out there. Nightmare lays out a bell to bell squash match and guess whose getting squashed? Me! I manage to talk Nightmare into letting me do a few of my trademark moves. For the record I have no problem putting anyone over in a match as long as it’s done right. If that match had been done right it could have led to a great Nightmare / Mason feud. Instead Nightmare sandbagged me and no sold my stuff making me look weak and out of his league and to top it all off when it came time for me to get in a few of my trademark moves some other guy came out on the stage and cut a promo on another guy. None of this had anything to do with the match going on in the ring and of course all the cameras were on the promo guy during my offensive flurry so no one watching at home saw a thing. The play by play announcer completely ignored the match in the ring when promo guy came out…not that she was paying much attention to match to begin with. So I did the job and then promptly left the building. I was lied too, misused, and made a fool of. To say I was furious would be an understatement. Krull called me up having saw the match and apologized to me. He figured I was being punished by the company because he and I were friends. Krull told me that if I left XWA that I’d have a home in JEWCW state side if I wanted it. So with that in mind I called up Alexis and told her exactly what I thought of the way I was treated by the company and if there weren’t some significant changes then I was done with XWA. Alexis threw a hissy fit and told me if I didn’t like the way she and Bubba were running things then I could leave. I said fine and I left and the rest as they say is history.”

 

Bill Ashton

Bill Ashton

Owner and Editor of AWI Magazine

Is on the phone and says: “It’s seems to me that you were brought in just to be cannon fodder for XWA’s upper echelon talent at the time. One last question before we wrap this up, What are your plans for the future now that you’re a free agent?

 

 

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Bonesaw Jack

Hardcore Icon

Is on the phone and says: “Oh I don’t know Billy, I think I will give my body a good rest first then I may return to Japan and JXW or work a few indy shows here in the states. Hell, I’m still open to working with Alexis and Bubba. Honestly most of the bad blood is from them. As far as I’m concerned the past is the past. I know they are probably still pissed at me for walking out in 2003 and definitely pissed at me for walking out again now and I’m sure the parody skits left a bad taste in their mouths too. Ironically the parody thing was suppose to be a one shot deal but Alexis reacted to the first one with such venom that we had to keep it going. People saw her reaction to it and started tuning in to see what we would do next.”

 

Bill Ashton

Bill Ashton

Owner and Editor of AWI Magazine

Is on the phone and says: “It’s nice to hear that retirement isn’t an option! Thank you for speaking with us today and hopefully we’ll have you on the show again real soon!” *Bonesaw thanks me for having him on the show and says goodbye hanging up the phone.*

<<<PRERECORDED PHONE INTERVIEW ENDS>>>

 

 

Bill Ashton

Bill Ashton

Owner and Editor of AWI Magazine

Is In AWI Newsroom and says: “And there you have it straight from the man himself.  There definitely seems to be a case of mistrust and bad blood between Bonesaw Jack and XWA management. Now on to the meat and potatoes of this show! We are going to review the first Episode of XWA Fever from opening dark matches all the way to the main event! I will turn things over to Dale Metzger to get us started!”

 

 

Dale Metzger

Dale Metzger

Editor of Wrestling Watchtower

Live Via Satellite: “Thanks Bill! Before I start I just have one final thought on the Bonsaw Jack matter. Bonesaw’s is one of many horror stories I’ve heard about XWA management and Alexis Santos from back in the E-Fed wars days. It makes me wonder what will happen to this new XWA under Alexis Santos and Bubba Riley. Have they learned from their past mistakes or will we see the company fall down around them once more? If the first episode of Fever is any indication I’d say they learned.

The first match was one of two preshow matches or dark matches as they are sometimes called. It was the unlikely tag team of Sacrilege & Larry “the Man” Rideout VS Schism & Mr. ML. The masked duo were game and wowed the crowd with some highflying moves but in the end “The Man” managed to make a hot tag to the seven foot monster Sacrilege. Sacrilege steamrolled through Schism and Mr. ML with nothing but raw power and at one hitting a double chokeslam on the masked duo. The match ended when Sacrilege hit a massive sit-out powerbomb on Mr. ML. He then tagged in Rideout who made the pin picking up his first pinfall victory in 20 years. It was decent starting match not great but the fans in attendance enjoyed it and gave Rideout a standing ovation for the victory. I’m not sure if XWA plans to keep Rideout and Sacrilege together or if it was a onetime thing but it would certainly make for an interesting tag team dynamic. The most noteworthy thing about the match beside Rideout actually winning was the stare down that occurred on the ramp between Sydd Future and Sacrilege as Sydd made his way to the ring for the next preshow match.”

 

Bill Ashton

Bill Ashton

Owner and Editor of AWI Magazine

Is In AWI Newsroom and says: “I think the Rideout/Sacrilege teaming was probably a one off thing. According to sources it was originally booked to be Unknown & Rideout teaming up but when Unknown got called up to the majors as it were changes were needed and Sacrilege got the nod to team up with Rideout. Based on the fan reaction though XWA may want to reconsider that. The stare down with Sydd could be a nod to a future, no pun intended, feud down the road between Sydd and Sacrilege.

In the second Preshow match Sydd Future took on The Eastside Brawler in a pure 80’s squash match. Sydd pinned the brawler in just over a minute after a Future Shock powerbomb. Nothing special about this one just a power showcase for Sydd. Next on to the main card!”

 

Dale Metzger

Dale Metzger

Editor of Wrestling Watchtower

Live Via Satellite: “After a very well done opening credits that featured the dusting off of the old XWA arena the show started with the new owners in the center of the ring and Alexis Santos gloating about taking over AWX and rechristening it XWA. Her first act as the new owner was to fire play-by-play announcer Vinny McMadden and replace him with former XWA play-by-play girl Patience Devine and her husband Gawwwaaadgus Gavin Glitter. Alexis wasn’t done with the firings just yet and called the Parody Gang to the ring where she reduced Lexi Licious to tears and fired her and the rest of the Parody gang. The gang all left except for Herpes the Clown who uncharacteristically was out of costume. Herpes as many fans will remember was one of the most ferocious womens wrestlers of all time competing in JEWCW under the name Blood Reaper. Herpes cut a scathing promo on Alexis then threw the Herpes wig in her face before leaving. Unfortunately for Herpes Alexis had the last laugh when she had Violent Ed of the wicked clowns attack Herpes throwing her off the stage and through a stack of tables. The Parody Gang came to Herpes side and we witnessed Lexi Licious transitioning into Elvira Von Reshke as she shook with rage glaring at Alexis and when the cameras went to commercial the fans in the arena got more as Lexi screamed at Alexis in the raspy voice she was famous for when she competed as Elvira. I expected the opening segment would either have something to do with Krull Valhalla or the Parody Gang. I was not disappointed. You will see the Parody gang again although you may not recognize them when they return in their old gimmicks before they became the parody gang. Also I’m told that we’ll be seeing Vinny McMadden again on TV very soon as well. What his role will be is unknown at the moment  “

 

Bill Ashton

Bill Ashton

Owner and Editor of AWI Magazine

Is In AWI Newsroom and says: “I look forward to seeing Blood Reaper competing in an XWA ring. She was so vicious back in the day in JEWCW that eventually the other women on the roster refused to get in the ring with her and she started wrestling the men and let me tell ya some of them didn’t fare any better than the women! Next up on the card was suppose to be a tag team match featuring The Rogue Warriors VS Ghetto Heat. The Rogues came out on the stage and informed the crowd that due to an oversight the Rogues contract had expired and they weren’t contractually obligated to wrestle. They put the blame squarely on management and said until a new deal was finalized that the fans wouldn’t see them in an XWA ring again. They then challenged Alexis to make them a serious offer instead of trying to undercut them so they could get back in the ring and do what they do best “kicking ass”. The Rogues then left and the referee proceeded to count the Rogues out awarding the match to Ghetto Heat. On a related note I will be at the upcoming XWA Pay Per View “Dangerous Liaisons to present The Rogue Warriors with a special AWI Tag Team of the Decade Award. Alexis Santos has assured me that The Rogue Warriors will be there to accept the award. She says that both sides are very close on a new contract.

 

Dale Metzger

Dale Metzger

Editor of Wrestling Watchtower

Live Via Satellite: Really? My sources say they aren’t even close to a new deal. I guess we’ll have to wait and see who is right. Next on the card was an intriguing match up, a six-man tag featuring Surge, Daemon Anarchy & Ronan Rage taking on The Gathering as they are now called, represented by The Bringers of Pain and Reese Cyborg and with the Nuclear Warrior in their corner.  Lets take a quick look back at what went down in this one. You won’t believe fans!”

 

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The Man Called

SURGE

Is in the XWA Ring and Says: *The match is joined in progress. Ronan Rage connects with a desperation superman punch and both he and Wrath of the Bringers of Pain lay sprawled on the mat. Both me stir feebly then slowly drag themselves towards their respective corners. Wrath tags in Reese Cyborg tries to stop Rage from tagging in a fresh man. Rage manages to tag me in before Cyborg can stop him. I charge into the ring a house of fire laying into Cyborg with lefts and rights backing him into the nearest corner. Fury jumps into the ring and tries to attack me from behind but I catch him with a back hand to the face. I Irish whip Fury to the opposite corner following him in catching him with a high impact Surge splash in the corner. I cup my hand around my mouth letting out a mighty “WOOO” then charges across connecting with another splash. I charge back and forth hitting multiple splashes on Fury and Cyborg. Finally Wrath hits the ring after having recovered from the superman punch and attacks me from behind.  All hell breaks loose as Anarchy and Rage hit the ring as well. Rage connects with a vicious spear on Wrath sending them both tumbling through the ropes to the floor while Anarchy hits a high crossbody on Cyborg taking them both over the top rope to the floor leaving myself and Fury alone in the ring. I grab Fury’s legs and hooks him in the Surge Deathlock turning him over on his stomach. I face Nuclear Warrior on the outside of the ring and gives him his own personal “WOO” as Fury writhes in pain with his hand raised about to tap out. Nuclear Warrior climbs up on the ring apron and I immediately release the hold and makes my way to the ropes meeting Warrior as he gets up on the apron. We stare each other down nose to nose for a moment then Warrior slaps me hard across the face and drops back to the floor laughing. incensed I chase out of the ring after the Warrior and chases him all the way up the ramp and through the curtains…*

 

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The Man Called

SURGE?

Is at the Gorilla Position and Says: *The Footage fast forwards to seven minutes and forty seconds later. Ronan Rage is down on the outside and Daemon Anarchy is in the ring getting beaten from pillar to post by Wrath. Wrath whips Anarchy into a corner then charges at him with his head down. Anarchy dives out of the way at the last second and Wrath slams into the ring post shoulder first almost falling out of the ring entirely. Anarchy scratches and claws his way towards his corner but there is no one for him to tag. Suddenly there is a deafening roar from the crowd as I explode through the curtains sprinting to ring. I clamber up onto the ring apron in our corner and stretches out my hand as far as I can almost falling into the ring as I bounce on the ropes begging for the hot tag. Anarchy dives into the corner tagging me in just as Wrath recovers holding his shoulder. I charge into the ring meeting Wrath in the center of the ring then I stop dead in my tracks smiling at Wrath then slowly turns around looking down on Anarchy. I grab a handful of Anarchy’s hair dragging him backwards to his feet and hooks his head under my arm. I pause momentarily soaking in the fan’s stunned reaction then plants Anarchy with an inverted DDT. I get back to my feet and yells at Wrath to finish it. Wrath drags Anarchy to his feet and tags in Fury who scales the turnbuckles. Wrath then picks up Anarchy in a bear hug and Fury launches himself off the top rope connecting with a thunderous shoulder tackle slamming Anarchy into the mat. Fury pounces on Anarchy hooking the leg while mugging for the camera with his tongue hanging out. The Ref slaps the mat 1-2-3! Declaring The Gathering the winners. All four of us celebrate in the ring raising our hands in victory. Rage rolls back into the ring having witnessed by betrayal and confronts me grabbing my shoulder and wheeling me around to face him. Rage berates me for turning on him and Anarchy but before he can do anything else he is blindsided by Cyborg with a hellacious spear wiping Rage out. All four of us then proceed to stomp the hell out of both Anarchy and Rage. Satisfied that both Rage and Anarchy are down to stay we raise our hands in victory as the fans boo and pelts us with garbage. The Nuclear Warrior looks on from the top of the ramp grinning as the show goes to commercial.*

 

<<<XWA VIDEO REPLAY ENDS>>>

 

Dale Metzger

Dale Metzger

Editor of Wrestling Watchtower

Live Via Satellite: “There has been quite a bit of speculation as to what is going on with this storyline and there are two trains of thought on it. ONE: Surge is playing mind games with Anarchy and Rage and it’s been Surge attacking all along. Surge has been a babyface for most of his career save for the brief time he was tagging with the Nuclear Warrior as one half of the Blade Warriors. So some believe that Surge is turning heel. TWO: There is indeed a fake and if there is there is a very strong possibility that its actually Shawn Bourbon, Steve “Surge” Bourbon’s identical twin brother. Steve and Shawn teamed early in their careers as the Bourbon Street Twins. “Fake” angles have been done before but usually the fake doesn’t resemble the original much at all. The fake is usually a different height or is bigger than the original or simply looks nothing like the original. That isn’t the case here. Whichever way it turns out this angle has captured my attention.

 

 

Bill Ashton

Bill Ashton

Owner and Editor of AWI Magazine

Is In AWI Newsroom and says: “Yes The Bourbon Street Twin I remember taking a few shots of them back in the day in Bill Westt’s Ultimate Wrestling Organization! As I recall after Bill Westt split them up Shawn went on to have a very successful run in Japan in JEWCW as Dragon’s Fyre Super as sort of doppelganger of Dragons Fyre Tenzahn with blonde hair and a white suit and mask. He was a foil for many years for Tenzahn. My sources say that Shawn has been at few XWA shows lately but so far he hasn’t been signed by XWA.

Next up on the card was probably the worst match of the night both from a performance point of view and a commentary point of view. It was Alex Santos son of XWA owner Alexis Santos against Crimson. It started in the back when young Alex felt that Crimson disrespected XWA alumni Honey. I became an impromptu match in which Alex showed us just how green he is and speaking of green XWA third color commentator Adam Mooney joined the table for this match and well it was brutal. Mooney made numerous flubs and could seem to find his rhythm out there, of course that could have be in part due to Glitter and Devine’s commentary which was equally as bad. In the end Alex was beaten from pillar to post and just when it looked like it was all over for Alex, his mother Alexis made her presence felt by threating to reveal Crimson’s “Secret”. Crimson released Alex and left the ring allowing the Junior Santos to pick up the win via count out. That wasn’t the end of Alex Santos night…not by a long shot!”

 

Dale Metzger

Dale Metzger

Editor of Wrestling Watchtower

Live Via Satellite: “That’s right Bill, XCW mainstay Detox made his way through the capacity crowd swilling beer and smoking cigarettes. Detox then proceeded to obliterate Alex Santos with the Singapore cane all in an effort to get the attention of one Paul Hammond who at the R.D. Bradley tournament turned his back on XCW. Detox want an explanation from Hammond. Hammond claimed to have done it for himself. Putting himself first for a change. Detox almost got his hands on Hammond only to get taken down by the monster Unknown. Security then cuffed Detox and dragged him out of the building.  As a result of what transpired a match has been signed and will take place on the “Dangerous Liaisons” preshow, it will be Alex Santos VS Detox in a Singapore cane on a pole match! I’m not liking Alex’s chances in this one Bill! One final note about the commentary in this match, We here at the Wrestling Watchtower did a top 20 list of play-by-play announcers in wrestling and Adam Mooney ranked 19th just ahead of Patience Devine at 20th and they were only on the list to fill the 20. Gavin Glitter didn’t even make the list! So that will tell you a little something about the state of XWA’s announce table!”

 

Bill Ashton

Bill Ashton

Owner and Editor of AWI Magazine

Is In AWI Newsroom and says: “Alright next on card was a Capitol Video exclusive. It was an altercation that took place between Jaxxus and Rock or should I now say Rip Remmington. This occurred on on the Preshow of the R.D. Bradley Memorial tournament. This was a publicity stunt to help the bolster the box office run of Rock movie “No Moves Barred which currently isn’t even remotely close to the top 10 at the moment. Jaxxus appeared on the X-tron and challenged Rock to a match but not just any match a “No Moves Barred Cage Match at “Dangerous Liaisons”! My sources are also telling me that XWA is in talks with Randy Rampage to be involved in the match in some way! This is a definite necessity as Jaxxus has absolutely no in ring experience and having someone the caliper of Randy Rampage involved given his checkered past with Rock Remmington will take a great deal of the pressure of of Jaxxus. Rock of course accepted the match and was then attacked by Gangland who left Remmington lying in the ring. You may recognize Gangland as the bumbling pork rind eating Bubba Licious of the parody gang. This was a test run to gauge what the reaction would be for the former parody buffoon. I must say he passed the test with flying colors! Also noteworthy Erik Richmond at the beginning of the segment had Sir Albert Haynes removed as the host of the Capitol Video exclusive segment. Rumor has it he will be replaced by Jon Laurenzo, the brother of Rogue Warrior Beast.”

 

Dale Metzger

Dale Metzger

Editor of Wrestling Watchtower

Live Via Satellite: “Next up we had a pair of tag team match back to back. First was the debut of the Magnum Models VS Strike Team! Fans this was textbook tag team action! Quick tags in and out! Fast paced action! Double team moves galore! The Models managed to steal a win from Strike Team when their manager Alexandra Magnum got involved. Alexandra attempt to hit Rick Mantel with her laptop only to get thwarted by Tino Santinni who tried to snatch the laptop out of Alexandra’s hands. A tussle ensued over the laptop and Tino accidently struck Mantel in the back of the neck with the laptop when he pulled it out of Alexandra’s grip. Mantel had Biggs in the Montreal Crab at the time and was on the verge of submitting Biggs. The Models capitalized on the inadvertent laptop strike hitting a blockbuster bulldog from the top rope to pick up the win. Afterwards there was some dissention in the ranks as Mantel was clearly upset with Santinni. A rematch has been signed for “Dangerous Liaisons”. It remains to be seen though whether or not Mantel and Santinni will be on the same page or is this the beginning of the end of Strike Team!”

 

 

Bill Ashton

Bill Ashton

Owner and Editor of AWI Magazine

Is In AWI Newsroom and says: “The other tag team match and co-main event of the night was the highly anticipated debut Iron Eagle who teamed with Bucksaw Jim Dawson to take on Vladimir Maximov & The Golden Sheik. Iron Eagle is an intriguing character to me. I want to show you the promo he cut upon his entrance to the ring. Take a look!”

 <<<XWA VIDEO REPLAY>>>

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“BUCKSAW” JIM DAWSON

Truth, Justice & A 2X4

Is in the XWA Ring and Says: *Paces back and forth with my trusty 2X4 resting on my shoulder. I keep a close eye on Shiek and Maximov pacing back and forth waiting to attack. I raise the mic to my lips* “HOOOOOOO! My name is Bucksaw Jim Dawson folks! Tonight I face to America hatin tough guys in The Golden Sheik and Vladimir Maximov! I am gonna show them how we do things here in the good ol’ US of A! But I’m not gonna do it alone! I’m gonna do it with all of you folks here in Miami and with my new tag team partner! He’s a Real American patriot and a real America tough guy! He is IRON EAGLE!!!!”

 

Iron Eagle IRON EAGLE

THE HERO YOU NEED

Is at the Gorilla Position and Says: *”Stars and Stripes forever” blasts from the loud speakers as  “THE HERO YOU NEED” scrolls across the X-tron. I step out on the stage waving a large American flag. I walk to the end of the stage and gives the cheering fans a military salute. I walk to the other end of the stage and does the same. Finally I come back to the center of the stage. I reach into my jacket pocket pulling out a mic and signals to stop the music. The music stops and I raise the mic to my lips.* “My name is Iron Eagle and I am here to be the Hero this nation needs! I Stand for truth! I stand for justice! I stand for America! I will fight those who oppose her! I will fight those who offend her sensibilities! I am her blade of swift and undeniable justice! If you don’t love this great country of ours then by God I’ll toss your ass out and I’ll start tonight with the Ruskie and the Jockey! You two have long overstayed your welcome here and it’s high time I kick your asses out!” *I throw down the mic and charge toward the ring flag in hand.*

 

<<<VIDEO REPLAY ENDS>>>

 

*The footage ends and my face appears on screen once more* “This to me is going to be a very different take on the classic patriotic character gimmick. Look at the words that rolled up on the screen “The hero you need”. Not the hero you want its kinda like he’s trying to force the fans to accept him and that near racial slur wow! That caused quite an uproar on social media. Some demanding that Iron Eagle fired and others in complete agreement with him. Lets take a look at the finish of the match.”

 

<<<XWA VIDEO REPLAY>>>

The footage starts with Eagle laying slumped over the ring apron onhis knees as Maximov pummels him on the outside. In the ring the ref has knocked down and The Golden Sheik is knocking the toe of his curly toed wrestling boot on the mat 3 times “loading it up”.

Iron Eagle

IRON EAGLE

The Hero You Need

Is at the XWA Ringside and Says: *I struggle to my feet as The Golden Sheik connects with a vicious kick to the side of Dawson’s head with the loaded boot crumpling Dawson to the mat. Maximov grabs the Soviet flag standing next to the ring just as I grab Dawson’s 2X4. We both swing for the fences and the 2X4 snaps the flag pole like a twig. Maximov looks horrorstruck and and begs off. Hoping to catch me off guard Maximov then lunges at me and I catch him coming in with 2×4 shot to the rib cage doubling Maximov over. I follow up with a heavy 2X4 shot to Maximov’s back crumpling him to the floor. I walk over to Maximov’s corner where the Iranian flag is stand and swings the 2X4 like a bat shattering the pole. I grab the pieces of both flags and tosses them into the crowd who roars with approval. Distracted, Sheik turns his attention to me following me to my corner as I throw down the 2X4 and picks up old glory waving it with vigor. Sheik reaches over the ropes trying to grab the flag from me just as Dawson attempts as school boy roll up. Sheik grabs onto the top rope trying not to fall. As he flails about trying to maintain his balance I climb up on the ring apron and then rams the end of the flag pole into Sheik’s throat. Sheik releases the rope clutching his throat and is pulled down into the school boy pin. The ref comes to having seen nothing of what transpired and slaps the mat 1-2-3! Declaring Dawson and I the winners. Dawson rolls out of the ring holding his head as we embrace then raise our hands in victory. The video replay is shown on the X-tron and Dawson sees for the first time everything I did. Dawson becomes upset as he points at the screen and then at me asking “what the hell was that?” I play innocent shrugging my shoulders as we continue to argue all the way up the ramp and through the curtains.*

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*The footage ends and the camera returns to a shot of me at my desk* “Not exactly a wholesome all American way to win a match.”

 

 

Dale Metzger

Dale Metzger

Editor of Wrestling Watchtower

Live Via Satellite: “Indeed Bill. Another interesting development coming out of that match is after the match was over Maximov got back in the ring and turned on his tag team partner The Golden Sheik viciously assaulting him. Maximov then got on the mic and challenged Dawson and Iron Eagle to a rematch at “Dangerous Liaisons” saying he would bring in a new tag partner, a partner he could trust he would bring in his family, Nikita Maximov. Maximov also stated that he wanted the match to be a flag match.

Now on to the final segment of the of the show! The Final segment was a heated back and forth between Champion Jon Hardcastle Jr and challenger AJ Prophet. Things became very heated between the two. Alexis Santos and her pet monster Unknown were also in the ring trying to keep both champion and challenger in check. Both me didn’t want to wait until “Dangerous Liaisons” but Alexis Santos laid down the law and refused to let the match happen until the PPV. Prophet got a cheap shot in on Unknown then left leaving an irate champion in the ring to argue with the boss. Alexis declared that Jon Jr. would defend the title that night then in a shocking turn of events Alexis unleashed her pet monster Unknown on Jon Jr. himself! former XWA mainstay Nightmare then made his long awaited return and swooped in to pick the bones and win the XWA championship!”

 

Bill Ashton

Bill Ashton

Owner and Editor of AWI Magazine

Is In AWI Newsroom and says: “It was certainly an explosive finish to the first episode of XWA Fever! Nightmare was rumored to be in the R.D. Bradley tournament and in the Carnage costume. That apparently was changed at the last moment and now we know why. What does this now mean for the XWA World Championship match? As we know all former champions have a rematch clause meaning that the former champion gets an automatic rematch. Does this mean that the title match at “Dangerous Liaisons” will be a 3 way dance? Only time will tell! Until then this Bill Ashton along with Dale Metzger signing off we hope you’ve enjoyed our little show and we will be right back here next week to review episode! Thanks for watching and goodnight fans!” *The camera pans out to a full studio shot as Dale and I continue to chat. The credits begin to role and the lights dim as the show goes off the air.*

XWA Ep. 1 Seg. 5 The World Title Celebration..

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AJ Prophet

Leader Of The Straight Arrow Society

Is inside the XWA Ring and says: *We return from a commercial break AJ Prophet is in the middle of the ring with Tino Santinni Ko’ed in the middle of the ring with Prophet shrugging with a “What Happened” look on his face as the refs pull a blindsided Santinni out of the ring holding his head .AJ Paces with the Mic in hand waiting for the opportunity to speak* “So…if you dont mind…its time to get a little serious for a minute. You know Lexi..I can stay here all night and pot shot your entire roster..but I am gonna get right to the point. You see your “Champion”..and I use that term loosely, is a drug addicted BOY with Daddy issues. Oh Whoa is me that little Jonny Hard was neglected and overshadowed by his Dad who was screwing hookers on the road while Jonny took care of his poor Mommy. Oh PLEEEASE somebody shoot me. If I needed this “Family Drama” I would watch TLC. Lets refresh the story a little here..I am a wrestler…now I know that this is NOT what XWA is all about ..like some old man did many years ago..I am gonna do AGAIN I am gonna break down the hallowed doors of the XWA!! I am gonna take YOUR Title belt and rescue it from this CIRCUS you call a promotion! So I have my title shot at the PPV but I decided that after that sham of a tournament AJ Prophet has something to prove to myself..and thats everyday of the week and twice on Sundays that I CAN BEAT that sad, depraved, neurotic, crack house bastard child, you call a champion! Come on out Jon…and bring your belt and your Sugar Mama. Come out so this sell out crowd can see the ULTIMATE SELL OUT! *Loud “Ohhhhhh..” from the audience*

Adam Mooney

Adam Mooney

The SoundtrackOf Xtreme

Is at The Announce Table and says: “After a HOT tag team match AJ Prophet makes a statement and no matter who is in his way he is gonna knock him down and Tino Santinni found that out the hardway during the break. MOving quickly along fans those of you who wondered what the fall out of the RD Memorial Tournament would be you are about to see it on this very HOT edition of XWA wrestling!! AJ Prophet is calling out our brand new world champion..and resident wildman Jon Hardcastle Jr!! I wasnt around for the original E-Fed War a decade ago but it looks like someone just lit the match to maybe start the fires all over again!!”

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Jon HardCastle Jr.

XWA Heavyweight Champion

Is on the rampway and says: *Tears through the curtain as security trys to hold me back as I curse openly at AJ Prophet shoving security off as I struggle my way to ringside with Alexis, and Unknown carefully watching the fans around Alexis. I shove my way to ringside and scurrys under the ropes getting inside the ring going head to head with Prophet as I spew profanity holding the strap in his face with a sadistic grin*

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Alexis Santos

Owner Of XWA

Is at Ringside and says: *Prompts my security to restrain Jon Jr. as I walk up the stairs as the two warriors go nose to nose in the ring..I hold Unknown back not allowing him to get involved in the mix.*

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Patience Devine and “Gawwwaaadgus” Gavin Glitter

XWA Color Commentators

Is at the Ringside announce table and says: Gavin: “Lookie here shugga! We got us some bad blood in our little ring here..our Champion is starin down a bull here tonight sista! My body is a glistenin with excitement…Good Gawwwd we are gonna get PPV action right now!! Oh Lard have mercaaay!!”

Adam Mooney

Adam Mooney

The SoundtrackOf Xtreme

Is at The Announce Table and says:“Gavin this is a moment in time..and these fans are eating it up! We are gonna have trouble explaining this one…how about we just let this action speak for itself!”

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Jon HardCastle Jr.

XWA Heavyweight Champion

Is inside the XWA ring and says: ” Come On AJ…say that shit now..come on tough guy. All I see is a loser who couldnt get the job done when I COULD!! I worked HARD for THIS..*Dangles the belt in his face* I worked my ass off for years TO EARN THIS!! You think you can just come around and hang with me?? I would tear you in half you straight edge hypocrite! Yeah You know what..I have my struggles..maybe I smoked a few things I should have….maybe I spent a few nights behind bars but lets be VERY CLEAR the LAST thing you want to do is fight me in this ring…this wont be about wristlocks and title belts I am simply gonna tear your f****n head off!!”

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AJ Prophet

Leader Of The Straight Arrow Society

Is inside the XWA Ring and says: *Grins widly raising an eyebrow looking out to the fans ..I raise the mic to my mouth holding the mic daintily with my two fingers looking Jon Jr. Right in the eyes* ” You know what I love about you Jon…you are so easily rattled. So passionate…so in need of immediate medication. If you want me so badly as you say we dont have to wait to any PPV…we can do this right NOW!!” *LOUD Pop from the fans as I take my shirt off trowing it out to the fans as I stand back waving you on to start the match*jon_hardcastlejr_avi

Jon HardCastle Jr.

XWA Heavyweight Champion

Is inside the XWA ring and says: *Shoves the security guard holding me back to the ground ..I toss the strap to the ref yelling at him “Ring the goddamn bell” to a HUGE pop as I throw my shirt at you as I yell for the bell to start!!*

 

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Alexis Santos

XWA Owner

Is Inside The XWA ring and says: *Steps between both men snatching the mic from AJ Prophet snarling angry as I address the competitors* Oh No…NO ONE. And I MEAN NO ONE makes any matches without my approval. Now…Mr. Prophet you are on a VERY short leash with me and if you think that threatening my talent is gonna get you any kind of match ..you SIR are out of your mind. You will get your Guaranteed title match at Dangerous Liasons and not one second before!! Now before you make me sic Unknown on you I recommend that you LEAVE this building …NOW!! *Points towards the ramp vehement about action. *

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Unknown

XWA Monster

Is Inside the XWA ring and says: *Stands in front of AJ arms folded blocking Alexis and Jon Jr. As I glare at you as the camera zooms in on my eyes peering like daggers towards Prophet. I pull the large link chain off of my neck wrapping it around my hands treateningly*

 

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AJ Prophet

Leader Of The Straight Arrow Society

Is Inside the XWA ring and says: *Grins leaning back on the ropes with the giant Monster standing menacingly in front of me..I reach around him snatching Alexis mic back again. “Whoa whoa..settle down big man..I Bear no weapons!! You know what Lexi..the last thing I want to see is a lady getting upset…fortunately there are no ladies present so I digress. I’ll leave you all with this…I am a patient man..In fact I love to wait but I also love making you fine folks uncomfortable. Just know that at the PPV I am not only taking that title but I will rape and pillage every solitary fibre of this godforsaken promotion…but you will have ME to represent your Championship…have a great night guys..see YOU at the PPV…*Flips the mic in the air directly in Unknowns face as he bends low to catch it I pull up full force with a knee strike dropping the big Monster to one knee as I leap to the ringside area to a loud pop..I leap the ringside barrier into the crowd as Alexis sends security after me..I rush through the crowd stopping momentary in the maddness to pose with a rabid audience*

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Jon Hardcastle Jr.

XWA Heavyweight Champion

Is inside the XWA ring and  says: *Rushes the ropes looking out into the crowd absolutely furious..shaking the strap pointing at Prophet yelling profanities and spitting out towards the fans at ringside* I yell out to the crowd …”The title is back here ..Don’t run AJ …its right here..I am right here!! *Frustrated I walk back mid-ring to Alexis looking her in the face mic in hand* “Why the HELL did you stop that match..I am ready to go..I would kill that guy..I am the goddamn champion…make the match!! “

 

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Alexis Santos

XWA Owner

Is Inside The XWA ring and says:, * Looks back at you absolutely annoyed crossing my arms as you go off on me but I stand my ground unphased.* “I am gonna give you two seconds Jonny to compose yourself in my presence. If you would calm down you would know that  I haven’t been able to personally congratulate you on winning our championship. Now Jon…you know how I feel about your Dad..and how I feel about the old AWX…I HATE them. It makes me sick to my stomach. So I hear your request..I hear your plea..I know that you are anxious to defend that title here tonight..and your WISH is granted…*Loud pop and a huge “Yes” chant from the crowd..looks over at Jon as he almost leaps for joy laying the strap on the mat and waving AJ Prophet back to the ring yelling for the bell to ring* “Jon you see you will defend our belt tonight…but it won’t be against AJ Prophet…no you see I do not cater to anyone with the stench of AWX on them like AJ Prophet…*takes a deep breath and a sarcastic sigh as I suddenly get dead serious leaning right into your face*….or YOU!!

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Jon Hardcastle Jr.

XWA Heavyweight Champion

Is inside the XWA ring and  says: *Looks back at you mid celebration and suddenly stands motionless.. confused..only now realizing the gravity of what’s about to happen..*

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Alexis Santos

XWA Owner

Is Inside The XWA ring and says:, ” Now… I am a very gratious person..and Jon..I do thank you for taking the bullet for our team and bringing that title home and out of the clutches of your father and his little crew of vagrants….fact is you were my puppet…my fall guy.. but if we are being honest here I will NEVER trust anyone from the AWX..and most certainly will NOT have them as my champion…so Jon Jr….this is VERY personal to me. So YOU will defend that belt tonight..in fact you will defend the XWA Heavyweight Championship RIGHT NOW…* Motions with my fingers to Unknown *

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Unknown

XWA Monster

Is Inside the XWA ring and says: * Coils up my chain around my fist..still extremely mad at having been blindsided by AJ and I clobber Jon Jr. with the fisted chain across the back of the head dropping him quickly to the mat rendering him out cold…I yank him off the mat holding him up as he dangles lifeless..*

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***Nightmare***

XWA Legend

Wicked Clowns

Is On The Rampway and says: *The lights flicker as Marilyn Mansons “Fight Song” rips over the loud speaker as the fans buzz wondering what is happening as the video wall suddenly displays WICKED CLOWNS as the arena erupts…as the dust settles and the music stops I stand mid-ring dressed in a long red armless trench coat with high collars with “Wicked Clowns” emblazoned across the back..suddenly the ring bell sounds as I toss off my jacket rushing a decimated Jon Jr. Rocking him with an awesome “Nightmare On Elm Street”  (code breaker) as a ref slides into the ring as I hook Jon’s leg in deep bobbing my head to the cadence of the count as the crowd counts along with me as the final 3 is hit the arena Erupts in shock and cheers upon seeing the mega swerve no one saw coming…I roll off my fallen foe to my knees as I am handed the new deluxe XWA World Championship that I proudly wore for years prior to the E-Fed Wars. I grab the belt with one hand climbing the ropes in front of the hard camera as confetti explodes all around and balloon’s drop from the ceiling as Alexis claps obnoxiously in the ring behind me as we go off the air with that final image with radio silence from the announcers..*

 

 

 

 

XWA Ep. 1 Segment 4: Strike Team vs The Magnum Models

Adam Mooney

Adam Mooney

The Soundtrack Of Xtreme

Is at The ringside announce table and says:  “Fans…we have yet another big match signed for XWAs flagship PPV Dangerous Liasons and its a No Moves Barred Cage match with Rip…dont call me Rock…Remmington!! Looks like the line between Hollywood motion Pictures and Reality have been blurred!! We have lots more to come here tonight on XWA TV!! Up next you are gonna see more brand new faces that only the XWA can bring you as the New Talent Initiave Superstars are NEXT!!”

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XWA Video Wall:

  The NTI Logo blazes across the screen to a wild pop from the fans as almost a drum roll ensues….suddenly a familiar tune sets the crowd into a frenzy anticipating another new talent debut..

 

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Executive Talent Agent Magum Models Inc.

Is On The Rampway and says: *ZZ Tops “Legs” erupts over the sound system as the fans turn their attention to the rampways as AlexandraMagnum making her XWA debut prowls out to the top of the rampway with long blonde hair pulled tightly back into  pony tail, wearing a custom tailor made business suit and white dress shirt underneath suggestively open with a very small micro skirt showing off the thee songs name sake. The fans pop loud for her appearance even though they have no idea who or why Magum is here. She waits patiently for the buzz and theme music to die down as she playfully toggles the mic finally getting the opportunity to speak. ” My name is Alexandra Magnum…..and I am the Executive Talent Agent For Magum Models Consortium Inc. and tonight I represent..*Loud “WHAT” chants annoyingly interupt her speech as she stops to allow the chant to resolve itself*..Now as I was saying my name is Alexan..*Is interupted again..this time she pulls her hair down out of the bun and pops open the business jacket flaunting her womanly qualities to a HUGE pop before angrily breaking up the fan interference chant* “Now that I have your attention…I present my clients..and the XWA just got a whole lot better looking… Ladies and even a few of the guy..s hold yourself back …For your viewing pleasure.. Buff Hardwood and Anthony Biggs…TheMagnum Models!! *Steps back inside the curtain as ZZ Tops Sharp Dressed Man takes over the arena loud speakers*

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Magnum Models

***The Magnum Models***

“Buff” Hardwood and Anthony “Biggs”

On The XWA Rampway and says: * Our theme music erupts as the Video Wall is showing a video of both Hardwood and Biggs modelling in various locations surrounded at all times by girls.anda couple of oiled up guys??. Locations include shots at the beach, the pool, on an airplane and driving down the road in a fast car….two animated guns roll towards the middle of the screen finaly shooting…then fireworks out of the sides of the video wall as the words “MAGNUM MODELS” flash on the screen as we break through the curtain…Buff and Biggs stands in their trademark suspenders and black ad red stripped tear away wrestling pants, Buff separates himself with a Top Hat and Biggs with his “Sexy Eyepatch” We jog to the ring posing with girls at ringside mugging for selfies along the way as the crowd meets us with a tepid response…leaping on the ring apron we each take a side of the ring apron. Stands on opposite sides of the ring apron each hanging one arm over the top rope as The Magnum Model Consortium Double Gun Logo swirls in the middle of the ring from a projector in the rafters above before finally stopping as we vault into the ring meeting in the middle back to back with arms folded using one hand each to point at the camera in pistol formation as we symbolically pull the trigger sending a trail of fire works all the way around the square of the ring. As the extremely expensive entrance ends we take off our sparkling  ring vests and rip off our tear away wrestling pants as we prepare for our opponents.

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Patience Devince and Gawwaaadgus Gavin Glitter

XWA Color Commentators

Is at the ringside announce table and says:

Patience: “The XWA bringing the beefcake to the show. Buff and Biggs are much more than eye candy ladies..these two men are tag team specialists and will certainly be hunting for tag team gold right here in the XWA.”

Gavin Glitter: “Laaarrrd have Marrrcay…those two young bucks better not be stealin the eyes ah mah Patience Devine or old Glitter Man here is gonna have fightin words with those two lads. They may be Purrtayy…but this ole boy right here is Gaaawwdgus Daddy!”

 

Adam Mooney

Adam Mooney

The Soundtrack Of Xtreme

Is at The ringside announce table and says:” These competitors are part of the New Talent initiave and will figure prominantly in the XWA Tag Team division!! Buff and Biggs are accomplished atheletes and will bring some high flying action to our fans and I for one cannot wait to see what the Magnum Models bring to the XWA! Their opponents tonight will be sure to bring them a challenge as we see the return of Rich Marteau Now using his english pronouciation of his name Rich Mantel and his partner Tino Santini as Strike Team is about to make their long awaited debut!! Both men are also a big part of the aforementioned NTI! *Shuffles my notes on the table..finally more organized and able to speak from my headset where Erik Richmond pipes in the details from the production truck.* “Mantel is a former World champion in Japan, while Santinni has won plenty of gold on the tag circuit regionally in his day. Strike Team are headed to the ring..lets go to the action!

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^^^STRIKE TEAM^^^

Rich Mantel and Tino Santinni

On The Rampway and says: *A red lightning bolt scrawls across the video wall looking like it strikes the top of the ramp as red pyro erupts from the special effect laden lighting bolt…Jessie “MegaPhone of The South” Harts “Boys In Porshe’s” roars over the sound system to a decent pop as Mantel and Santinni burst through the curtain dressed in white Ring jackets with Strike Team and a Red Lightening bolt shows boldly on the back with white trunks and boots to match as they sprint to ringside pumping their forearms to the music and slapping hands with fans as they both slide in under the ropes leading to the models taking a quick powder to the outside as Strike Team pumps their introduction!!*

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***The Magnum Models***

“Buff” Hardwood and Anthony “Biggs”

Is Inside the XWA Ring and says: *As Mantel and Santinni shed their ring jackets we slide in from behind Pearl Harboring them both with forearms. Biggs throws Santinni to the outside quickly as Buff nabs Mantel off the mat as we both whip him into the ropes ducking low for a quick high back drop…Biggs grabs Rick again whipping him off the ropes striking with a drop toe hold as Buff bounces off the ropes with a beautiful high elevation elbow drop from up high. Santinni trys to get back inside the ring but is cut off with a heavy knee from Biggs. The ref steps in admonishing Biggs back to our side of the ring. Buff lifts a stunned Mantel to his feet again hoisting him for a beautiful atomic drop hitting all of it as Rick stands in pain Buff runs the ropes leaping to the second rope bouncing backwards with a beautiful back elbow finally subduing Mantel..Biggs and Buff pose over Mantel as Santinni rushes back inside the ring but his blocked by the ref who restores order. Biggs tags in officially as Buff takes a breather on the Apron. Biggs lifts Mantel off the mat again scooping him for a high elevation slam with authority. I climb to the top rope..waiting for Mantel to climb to his feet.

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^^^STRIKE TEAM^^^

Rich Mantel and Tino Santinni

Is Inside The XWA Ring and says: Rick struggles to his feet..not seeing Biggs waiting on the ropes behind him..as he sirveys the scene he turns around just in time to Anthony Biggs jump pff the top rope jumping high myself catching him with a well placed drop kick under the chin..I roll backwards to my corner reaching out making the tag as Tino Santinni tags in. Tino a house of fire drops Biggs with a series of punches each one dropoing him to the mat after the third round of right punches he whips Biggs off the ropes catching hin with a high arm drag following up with a drop kick..his Partner Buff charges Santinni seeing his partner in distress Tino side steps him tossing him to the floor before clotheslining Biggs as he trys to stand next to the ropes.Both Models collide on the outside as Strike Team gets a great ovation! Biggs rolls back in and Tino is there to catch him with a headlock.  Bigg’s is whipped off the ropes and caught low with a punch to the stomach doubling him over as Mantel is tagged in and catches Bigg’s with a sweet knee lift in perfect sync!! Biggs rolls frantically to the corner slumped down with hand raised as Buff stares down Mantel before finally tagging in.

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Adam Mooney

The Soundtrack Of Xtreme

Is at The ringside announce table and says: “Strike Team perfectly in sync and they have the match back in their favor… these fans are 100% behind Mantel and Santinni here this evening! This Strike Team Unit has only been tagging since Mantels return from Japan months ago! Mantel had teamed exclusively with a Americas Wrestling Afflicition star Zach “T-Man” Thomas but since transitioning to U.S. soil Mantel had intended to seek singles action but an attack by the Samoan Islanders brought Tino and Rich together and they have had quite a run on the independants ever since…but tonight the XWA is proudly their home! Never has the roster or action been so deep!! “

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***Strike Team***

Rich Mantel and Tino Santinni

Is Inside the XWA ring and says: *Tino places Biggs in the arm wringer as I tag in Mantel who scales the top rope from the outside coming down hard with an axe handle to the arm. As Tino takes a rest on the apron Mantel whips Biggs to the ground with an arm drag maintaining the arm bar on the mat with a knee to the head. Biggs reaches up grabbing my hair as we both work our way back to our feet as he tries to whip me off the ropes with an Irish whip Biggs ducks low and Mantel leaps high into a sunset flip for a quick two. As he gets back to his feet he falls into a deep arm drag and his hooked in the arm bar again. I make a quick tag to Tino Santinni as we both whip Biggs off the ropes connecting with a high double drop kick…Seeing enough, Buff rushes the ring blindsiding Mantel tossing him out of the ring and clotheslines Santinni. Buff drags Biggs to the corner and makes his own tag to enter the match.

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Patience Devine and Gaaawwddggus Gavin Glitter

XWA Color Commentators

Is at the XWA Announce Table and says:

Gavin Glitter: “Them Model Boys may be purtayy..but Oh Mah Goodness they are nasty. Looking that Buff kid cutting of them Strike Team Boys..he ain’t gonna sit down and let these vets run this match!

Patience Devine: “Why they call him Hardwood? “

Gavin Glitter: “Oh Mahh Laaarrrdd!!” Have merrcayyy on me Jaysus!!”

Magnum Models

***Magnum Models***

Buff Hardwood and Anthony Biggs

Is Inside The XWA ring and says: *Buff takes over on the advantage stomping Tino in the head as he trusts to get up..Buff bounds off the ropes connecting with a low swinging neckbreaker. Buff  grounds Santinni with a series of knee drops to the head before hitting the Magnum pose. Buff drags Santinni over to the corner left laying on the mat as Buff scales the second rope…putting his fist in the air Buff leaps off attempting the fist drop but hitting nothing but mat. As Santinni struggles to makes the tag Buff leaps to tag Biggs who cuts off Tino cold with a knee to the back..Buff and Biggs both slam Tino in unison as the call for their finish the Catwalk Blockbuster (Tandem Blockbuster). Biggs puts Santinni on his shoulders as Buff climbs the top rope and leaps off attempting a off the shoulders Blockbuster but Tino rolls forward into a pinfall rollup cradle for a heartstopping two as Buff struggles leaping to break up the pin. Mantel held back long enough storms the ring a house of fire but is cut off cold by ref who orders him back to the corner.

Adam Mooney

Adam Mooney

The Soundtrack Of Xtreme

Is at The XWA Announce Table and says: “The Magnum Models are really showing something against the veteran team of Mantel and Santanni. I am surprised by the offense of Buff and Biggs. If those guys execute this Catwalk Blockbuster it will be a short ride for The Strike Team!!

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Patience Devine and Gaaawwddggus Gavin Glitter

XWA Color Commentators

Is at the XWA Announce Table and says:

Patience Devine: If Ahh wuz Miss Magnum I would be doing some serious recruiting on that Mantel boy!”

Gavin Glitter : *Glares at Mantel with ice daggers in my eyes* “Maybe that boy needs to go one on one with the Glitter Child and he won’t look so purtay after that!!!!

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***Strike Team***

Rich Mantel and Tino Santinni

Is Inside the XWA ring and says: *Santinni grounded by the assault is picked up by both men and backed into the ropes as I am on the way back..I hook my arms in the ropes stopping my descent ..both Magnum Models are already in mid air missing the double dropkick as both men flat back bump on the ring..as Tino catches his breath…seeing his opportunity he jumps to his corner for the waiting tag of Rich Mantel to a huge pop..finally Mantel again fired up slams the mat with excitement as he goes on a tear..He catches Biggs with a perfectly square dropkick to the head..Buff rushes him only to be met with an arm drag connecting hard as he gets back to his feet Mantel hooks him clean with a rolling head scissors ..Biggs trys to stiffel Mantels momentum only to be met with a high backdrop. Biggs trys to collect himself in the corner only to be caught with a very high Mantel monkey flip connectting with Buff midring . Mantel celebrates momentarily as the fans chant heavily for Strike Team..*

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Alexandra Magnum

Executive Talent Agent Magum Models Inc.

Is on the rampway and says: *Makes my way down the rampway on a mission with a laptop tucked under my arm. I pace the ringside area very intent on the action..with the ref out of position I sneak upon the ring apron waving on my boys..*

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Adam Mooney

The Soundtrack Of Xtreme

Is at The XWA Announce Table and says: “That’s Alexandra Magnum!! She’s on her way to ringside and looks like she is on a mission!! I notice that laptop underher arm ..is she going to do some live and in person scouting of Strike Team!!??

 

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***Strike Team***

Rich Mantel and Tino Santinni

Is Inside the XWA ring and says: *Tags in Tino Santinni we double team Biggs hitting a double backdrop followed up with a beautiful double dropkick. Alexandra Magnum steps up on the ring apron as Santinni hits his famous flying forearm as Mantel waits on the outside ring apron as Biggs falls to mat Mantel launches himself over the ropes with a beautiful slingshot splash…getting up right away he grabs the legs of Biggs turning him into his finisher… the Montreal Crab…leaning back..bobbing his head with the momentum as the fans sense the end…the ref is at Biggs face asking him does he want to quit as it appears he is about to tap as Mantel leans back deep on the move..meanwhile at that Moment behind Mantel, Tino catches Buff as he attempts to break up the submission rattling him with three punches dropping him to the mat. Tino senses Alexandra Magnum behind him as she swings with the laptop to the head of Santinni…Tino turns just on time to stop the sneak attack ..Alexandra is stunned as she struggles for possession of the laptop with Tino..they go back and forth..but she quickly let’s go as Santinnis momentum accidentally strikes Mantel in the back of the head with the laptop knocking him out of the crab, freeing Biggs just in time before he could submit. Tino completely shocked by the accident checks on Mantel..but is blindsided by a Buff with a knee to the back driving him outside the ring.

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***Magnum Models***

Buff Hardwood and Anthony Biggs

Is Inside The XWA ring and says:*Holding his back Biggs and Buff pick Mantel off the mat..Biggs ducks underneath Mantel hoisting him on his shoulders as Buff again scales the top rope..Buff wastes no time leaping off the top rope and blockbusters Mantel off the shoulders of Biggs. Mantel crashes to the mat hard as Biggs rolls over into the pin hooking the legs in deep as the ref counts 1…2…3!! Giving the Models a huge win in their debut!!

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Alexandra Magnum

Executive Talent Agent Magum Models Inc.

Is on at ringside and says: *Jumps with excitement for the Models victory..pulling off a fast one I rally the Models out of the ring right after their win as we scurry up the rampway with our arms draped over each other looking back in the ring laughing and high fiving each other…as they get to the top of the rampway the spotlight shines on the Models as Alexandra stands in the middle of the posing with a pen in her mouth pondering.. as Biggs and Buff pose on one kneeon each side her as “Sharp Dressed Man” roars over the sound system to a chorus of boos..*

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***Strike Team***

Rich Mantel and Tino Santinni

Is Inside the XWA ring and says: Tino checks on his partner who is sitting up holding the back of his head amidst a shower of laptop debris. Tino help Mantel up to the ropes as Rich still favors his neck. Finally Rich shoves Tino off him as Santinni trys to explain what happened. Mantel clearly upset shoves Tino pointing at his neck yelling at him. Tino again apologizes visibly as Mantel looks like he is about to accept the apology but Mantel moves Tino out of the way and gingerly rolls out of the ring to a smattering of boos as he walks up the ramp slowly alone as the camera zooms in on a distraught Strike Team Member who shakes his head mouthing “I am sorry” just shaking his head.*

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Adam Mooney

The Soundtrack Of Xtreme

Is at The ringside announce table and says: “The New Talent Initiative just bore witness to brand new mega stars Buff Hardwood and Anthony Biggs…The Magnum Models are nothing but winners here in their debut. A simple miscommunication turned into a mountain of a problem for Santinni and Mantel. There maybe trouble in paradise for Strike Team on their XWA debut. This HAS to be considered a major upset. The future of Strike Team appears to be in jeopardy but the future looks NOTHING but bright for Alexandra Magnums new hired guns The Magnum Models! Fans we will be back after a quick message from our sponsors!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Capital Video Exclusive: “No Moves Barred” Showdown..

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Lord Albert Haynes

Capitol Video Event Center Host

Is Inside the Capitol Video Headquarters and says: *Stands in front of a series on monitors all showing classic AWX wrestling in the background. The main monitor behind me shows the XWA Logo and another one shows the No Moves Barred poster on screen* Cheers Wrestling fansLord Albert Haynes here to update you on a significant happening coming out of one of the final AWX Houseshows. Rock Remm….*Is suddenly and quickly cut off and literally pulled off set by producers as I drop my headset to the ground as another hand pics it up*

 

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ERIK RICHMOND

XWA Head Of Creative

Is in The Capitol Video Studio and says: *Steps in from the left on the camera side placing on a microphone headset as Lord Haynes is ushered out. I annoyingly roll my eyes as his yells as he is removed from set.* “Bro…get that guy outta heeeyaah.  *Adjusts my coat and head mic and addresses the camera* On behalf of the XWA and the production team I apologize that you fans had to enduaah the shrivelled up old geriatric… Albert Haynes. So to all the fans out there.. I swear this is a new day here at Capitol Video and we are upping the production quality of this show. With no fuutha adieu I present one of the premier XWA Supastaaz.. Rock Remmington as he has an encounta at the last house show and he ran into a familiar aquaintance…but dont lissen to Eric heeeyah…watch …for…yourselves!!” *Nods to the production team to roll the footage as Albert Hayes trys to get back in the studio I yell off camera* “Throw his ass outa heeeyah!! Get him out…comeon…what kinda security do wehave in this place Jeeze Louise!!”

 

***Footage Rolls Of The Final AWX House Show***

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Rock Remmington

“Hollywoods Best!!”

Is Inside the XWA Ring and says: *Is on the mic inside the ring pacing addressing the audienceabout my new Hollywood motion picture “No Moves Barred” “…and then Brothers and Sisters my character Rip Remmington takes on that big, No good bad dude, Jaxxus!! So Dudes…head down to your theaters Brother and tell em Rip sent ya!!” Loud applause*

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**Jaxxus**

Movie Monster

Is On The X-Tron and says: *Appears on the big screen as Rock is about to exit the ring but my appearance stops him cold. The fans pop at my appearance with my crazy twisted eye and huge set of black shoulder pads looking absolutely immense on screen* “Rip Remmington…Rip Remmington stay right…where…you …are. You think you got the best of me …we havent even begun!!”

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Rock Remmington

“Hollywoods best!!”

Is Inside the XWA Ring and says: *Rubbing my chin watching the big black monster on screen* “Brother…THAT was a movie dude..this is Real Life..this aint no movie set brother!! I am NOT “Rip” brother..and you are not Jaxxus..its all Hollywood Gaga Dude!!*Looks confused at the X-Tron showing concern and confusion at what Jaxxus is suggesting*

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**Jaxxus**

Movie Monster

Is On The X-Tron and says:* “Oh Rip Remmington…you say the words..but you KNOW that you ARE RIP and I…am your destroyer. I am the DESTROYER OF WORLDS..Do you think you can come into my world in Hollywood and take my spot as the biggest box Office star and make me look second class..I am the star of No Moves Barred and I …Will..*Pounds my chest like a heart beat at every individual word* DESTROY…YOU!!”

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Rock Remmington

“Hollywoods Best!!”

Is Inside the XWA Ring and says: * I shake my head as the fans begin a huge “Rip Em” chant. I shake my head taken back by my movie Co-Star on screen.* I dont know where this is coming from Brother..I am not trying to steal your thunder. I think you are jealous Dude for no reason..You and I made a MOVIE…thats it Dude…a MOVIE. You are an actor and I am a Professional Wrestler…there is no issue here on my end. I dont know where this is coming from??”

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**Jaxxus**

Movie Monster

Is On The X-Tron and says: * The camera zoom in on my face and my freaky twisted eye* “You see…RIP Remmington..this goes beyond a film reel..you came into my world to embarass me..well now the Monster Jaxxus is coming to the XWA…FOR…YOU!! Rip I challenge YOU to a No Moves Barred cage match at “Dangerous Liasons”. Rip…I..WILL…DESTROY…YOU!! Arrggghhhhh”

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Rock Remmington

“Hollywoods Best!!”

Is Inside the XWA Ring and says:* Stands mid ring hands on my hips shaking my head as the fans POP at the notion of the match..I get fired up and goes off at Jaxxus* “Well you know something Jaxxus..you want a match Dude..you got it! This is not going to be a movie this time Brother you will be fighting the biggest dog in the yard! You want RIP You GOT HIM!! Ill see you in the cell Brother…and whatcha gonna do..when  Rip Remmington runs wild on YOU!! *Music is cued up as the fans cheer along as I tear off my shirt tossing it into the front row as I stand on camera side posing wildly to a loud chorus of cheers!!

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GANGLAND

The One Man Army

Is Inside the XWA Ring and says: *Barges Remmington knocking him to the ground..I pound him with a series of fore arm sledges to the back as he attempts to get up..once Rock is subdued I pull him easly off the mat whipping him into thebuckles and charges him with a HUGE buckle avalance in the corner as I step away after impact and Remmington collapses to the center of the ring as the fans boo loudly at my pearl harbor attack! I bounce off the ropes leaping high in the air squashing him with a HUGE splash..I get back to my feet as Rock trembles and shakes in pain on the mat..I bellow out to the fans with my arm in the air. I bound off the ropes repeating the splash two more times until Remmington stops moving altogether. EMTs are called to the ring and agents run from the back and enter the ring trying to pull me away as I backaway with the damage already being done..I raise my hands in the air looking like ” I didnt do it” type of look. As the agent lets his guard down assuming control I pearl harbor him too shoving two of them outside the ring. I drag Rock to the cornerand I scale the second rope bellowing once again! I leap off decimating the main eventer with one more flying Splash off the second ropes..Finally surrounded by agents I feel i left my mark I look to the fans getting a incredible heel reaction as a “Rip” chants erupts but Remmington is not moving as he is now attended by a group of EMTs as he clutches his ribs yelling out in agony!*

***Footage Ends***

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ERIK RICHMOND

XWA Head Of Creative

Is in The Capitol Video Studio and says: “There you have it fans…as I said..here at the XWA we have the biggest Suppastazz…we have the best new talent roster in professional wrestling and we can show you by offering you the very best of the XWA on an actual DVD…thats right…not on VHS..but an actually honest to my god DVD!! For only 25.99 you get The Best Of The XWA on this special all inclusive 28 minute DVD exclusive!! Now that is a deal…we will see ya next time from Xtreme Studios..I am Eric Richmond..and you are NOT!! Good night every one…now back to ringside!”

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

XWA FEVER Ep. 1 Pt. 2″The Mark of a REAL MAN!”

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ADAM MOONEY

The Soundtrack Of Xtreme

Is at the announce desk and says: *As we return from the vignette I stand frozen with a disturbing smile pasted on my well manicured face. Time seemingly stands still as 40 full seconds goes by and I am still standing..not moving a muscle with mic in hand..over the air a production staffer yells at Mooney “Bro…you are LIVE…say something!!”. Suddenly my smile releases and I break into the quickest pitchman mode that anyone has ever seen. “Good evening wrestling fans come on in and join us for an evening of wrestling and fun. My name is Adam Mooney and I am your new voice of the action along with my Co-Hosts Gavin Glitter and Patience Devine!! *Looks back to get a word from Gavin and Patience who are visibly making out in the background..I stop stunned for a minute waiting for Gavin to go through his lines as seconds tick away again…realizing that the words will never come I improvise* “Fans this is the long-awaited RETURN to glory of Xtreme Wrestling Alliance and I am proud to be along for the ride! Its time to get down to business with some of our wrestling action!! Boy do we have a show for you we are starting tonight off with…*Waiting for a wrestler cue that never comes..sweat clearly forms on my head as fans heckle me in the background…finally on the X-Tron a backstage vignette begins to roll as I thinking the camera is finally off me turn to yell at Gavin and Patience for leaving me hanging,when  the same staffer yells at me again over the air..”Adam…we are still on..” * I simply sit at the desk clearly rattled by the production snafus I simply put my face in my hands and close my eyes hoping the camera men would stay off me*

 

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Honey

XWA Vixen

Is backstage and says: * The camera is seen wandering backstage down the aisle near the dressing room passing backstage employees and security before finding former XWA original Honey. Standing against a wall visibly upset weeping as melodramatic soap opera music plays over the air as I weep in my hand as the camera catches someone far down the hall yelling and slamming a door..*

 

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ALEX SANTOS

“Born To Greatness”

Is backstage and says: *Notices Honey in the hallway..notices the tears and walks slowly up to her and in a consoling voice asks whats the matter* Hey Natalie..whuts going on..you okay gurl? *Places my hand on her shoulder as a weird camera angle of only my hand and her shoulder is shown at length before the wide shot resumes*

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Honey

XWA Vixen

Is backstage and says: *Looks up at a young green Alex..son of the boss Santos and wipes my tears at his consoling voice* “Alex..I am so embarrassed..he was just here and was literally treating me like a piece of meat..I mean he didn’t even say anything to me..I have never been treated like that..its not like I would be interested in that guy anymore its the first time I saw him in years.. but it was different you know..its how he looked and me and yelled at me in..in those words I just…*Breaks down crying again..wailing on air as Alex cuddles me trying to console me again as I tremble with grief*

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ALEX SANTOS

“Born To Greatness”

Is backstage and says: *Cuddles Honey..trying to calm her as the camera zooms in on our embrace even adding a slow motion effect as I brush her hair back as dramatic music intensifies* “Sister where ah am frum a man don’t no way treat a woman in that manner…and as a MAN around here ahh aint gonna stand for it see! You just tell me where that low-class bum went and I am fixin tah teach that boy ahh lesson understand? Now gurl..which way did he go..I got some straightening up to do around here!!” * Releases her demanding to know where the man who would treat a lady in such a manner would hide I await her answer itching to defend her honor*

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Honey

XWA Vixen

Is backstage and says: *Is stunned by Alex’s  passionate defence of me* “NO Alex..you cant get involved..you don’t understand” *Alex demands again to know what direction the individual went* He…he went to the ring Alex but you dont understand…” *I try to grab his jacket but he slips away furiously storming towards Gorrilla..I finish my words in a low hush tone as the camera zooms in tight on my face with dramatic music BOOMING as I utter..* “…Its..CRIMSON!!”

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Patience Devine & Gawwwdjuss Gavin Glitter

XWA Color Commentators:

Is at the ringside announce table and says:

Patience: “Gavin…that Santos boy is just what a woman wants someone to stand up for her honor!! I mean why cant YOU be like that kid? “

Gavin Glitter: ” Good Gawwwwd woman! Cause my Momma never raised no fool!! Alexis son is running straight into a very angry red demon monster….my main man..Crimson!! Besides..I can’t afford to ruin this money-maker face??” *Sits Patience up on my lap as we cuddle in the same commentary chair looking on in the ring as the XWA Legend and resident monster Crimson paces in the ring*

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ADAM MOONEY

The Soundtrack Of Xtreme

Is at the announce desk and says: *Now on my game and not distracted by the two love birds next to me* “The Big Red Monster is here…the controversial Crimson! Many fans have turned to criticize this behemoth for being involved in some conspiracy at the last PPV of a former unnamed company but Crimson looks like he’s got something on his mind here tonight and one can only hope that no one gets in the way of this very pissed off giant!!”

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Crimson

XWA’s Big Red Monster

Is inside the XWA ring and says: *Storms back and forth in the ring…visibly in a VERY foul mood I am passed a mic as I raise it to my mouth opening on the bottom of my mask..i begin to speak when I am suddenly cut off by someones presence on the rampway*

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ALEX SANTOS

“Born To Greatness”

Is on the rampway and says: *I toss back the curtain with furious anger as I see the big man in the ring and suddenly stops seeing who is before me..I wipe my face in contemplation taking a deep breath I stomp forward baseball sliding into the ring walking right up to the bigman..and gingerly takes his mic..standing toe to toe with him I look waaaay up..* ” Big Red…you and ahh got a problem! *The fans buzz knowing all well what the end result will be on this one.* ” You disrespected muh friend and from where ahhm frum a man gets his ass handed to em! If you havent met me before muh name is Alex Santos and you don’t git tah talk to no lady like that cus ahh got sumpin to say!” *Pushes Crimson hard on the chest*

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Patience Devine & Gawwwdjuss Gavin Glitter

XWA Color Commentators:

Is at the ringside announce table and says:

Gavin Glitter: “Ohhh WOW!! Alexis son got a big set hidden in that Glitter sack! This boy is either dumb as a post or got a serious death wish. Better him than me baby! This night is like you sexy star…H..O…T… HAWT!”

Patience Devine: *Chuckles* “Oh Dollface..lets leave this wrasslin stuff to the professionals!! We get paid to call all this “action” here in the XWA!! This looks like some kinda love triangle…we know the relationship struggles that David and Natalie have had in the past..I am just glad WE don’t have that kinda trouble sugar!! *rubs my hand through Gavin’s overly hairy chest*

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ADAM MOONEY

The Soundtrack Of Xtreme

Is at the announce desk and says:*”Its David versus Goliath…Its Rip Remmigton Vs Colossus ..XWA is about to EXPLODE here tonight! Newcomer “The Blue Chipper” Alex Santos has got revenge on his mind by defending his lady friend, the extraordinary Honey! This is what the XW…..*Pauses for a minute and reads my notes in front of me momentarily..quickly shuffling through papers before finally resuming..* “A!! Yes…The XWA!!

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Crimson

XWA’s Big Red Monster

Is inside the XWA ring and says: *Takes the hard shove from Alex Santos to a “Ohhhh” from the fans..I stand back just for a minute..tilting my head at Alex seeing if he is serious as he is waving a referee into the ring between us…suddenly the BELL RINGS? I look around confused as Alex peppers me with some amazingly bad soft worked punches as I “No Sell” each one still asking him if this is for real*

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ALEX SANTOS

“Born To Greatness”

Is backstage and says:

*Unloads on the big man with a series of full deep swing punches to no avail. I toss off my Letterman jacket bouncing off the ropes nearly missing a one foot drop kick and …NOTHING..I kip up to my feet pushing him back into the ropes preparing for an Irish whip as even staunch XWA fans sour on my valiant efforts and boo me*

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Crimson

XWA’s Big Red Monster

Is inside the XWA ring and says: *As Alex tugs..I do not move…he tugs again trying desperately to gather that irish whip but there is no give…I reverse the whip sending him careening across the ring with maximum velocity and plasters him on the rebound with a big boot finally on the offensive…I quickly snatch him off the ground lifting him high above the ring by the throat in a chokeslam position…I hold him high in the air…just holding him for all to see as the fans erupt I leap a little tossing Alex down to the mat flat back springing him off the mat several feet upon impact…I adjust my glove looking down on him tilting my head..I scoop him up again this time maneuvering him upside down into a Tombstone position..*

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ADAM MOONEY

The Soundtrack Of Xtreme

Is at the announce desk and says: *Literally giddy with excitement I yell into the mic * Crimson with a “Neck Tosser” and now positioning him for an “Upside down pile bomb!!” Fans its electric inside XWA arena tonight and the prodigal son is learning NOT to look a bull in his horns!! Gavin what do you think!! *Glances sideways as no response comes and Gavin and Patience are nowhere to be found with a “Tell us when its over…in catering…text when we need to go back on air” sign at their seat at the desk*

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Alexis Santos

Co-Owner Of The XWA

Is on the X-Tron and says: “Crimson STOP…STOP…STOP!!! PUT MY SON DOWN!! This is your LAST warning…David you KNOW the deal…you KNOW what I can reveal about YOU  if you do not comply with EVER solitary order I give you. Now…*Starts speaking slowly* PUT MY SON DOWN…and *YELLING* and LEAVE…..NOW!!*

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Crimson

XWA’s Big Red Monster

Is inside the XWA ring and says: *Holding Alex in the Tombstone I look from side to side gauging the fan reaction…all of which urge me to turn on Alexis and destroy her son. I move him in the middle seemingly preparing for the plunge when suddenly I set him down to a massive gaggle of boos towards Crimson…I look down at Alex wanting to finish the job but my conscience overwhelms me and I step out of the ring to louder boos from the XWA faithful…I walk backwards up the ramp so I do not have to face the constant barrage of words from Alexis…the ref begins his count which for a moment I want to roll back in the ring to break the count cause i wasnt finished…the count winds down…8….9….10! The bell rings ending the match in favor of Alex Santos by count out!! I stand on the rampway..holding my head in frustration and storms off back through the curtain to a “You sold Out” chant..*

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ALEX SANTOS

“Born To Greatness”

Is in the XWA ring and says:*Sits up in the ring…holding my chin nursing a hard kick to the face and back from the elevator chokeslam. The ring announcer announces my name as the winner and I pull myself up to my feet and celebrates like I won the lottery..literally jumping like a little girl on a skipping rope as my mother claps on the X-Tron to my victory..*

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Patience Devine & Gawwwdjuss Gavin Glitter

XWA Color Commentators:

Is at the ringside announce table and says:

Gavin Glitter: “Great balls of Fiiiire and Brimstone, that Santos boy just picked up the biggest win…his only WIN of his career over that ugly, darrrty, Good Gawd ah said No good sell out.. Crimson! See baby…thats the start of a good thang..just like us!! Ohhh somebody get me some watta..this show is toooo HAWT!! ”

Patience Devine: ” This is the type of action XWA brings every week. this brings back so many memories baby..of the old days when we sold out these halls every night…and now we are home..and I have you *Camera pans in heavily on my eyes* now you gorgeous thing to help call ALL THIS ACTION!!”

Gavin Glitter: “Oh mahhh Thats Gaaaawwdddjussss!!!”

 

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ADAM MOONEY

The Soundtrack Of Xtreme

Is at the announce desk and says: * Caught off guard by the poor announcing display of Devine and Glitter I filter through my notes trying to see where I am before finally working up the courage to speak* “Well that’s a barn burner of a start and what an opener to this inaugural show! This is just a TASTE of the action you can expect from us! *Is cut off by loud music playing all over the building as the fans erupt*

 

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DETOX

XCWS Hardcore Beerswilling Heathen

Is in the stands and says: *My music “Enter Rehab” by Metalligog roars over the P.A. as the entire arena sings along with every word..the camera finally catches me near the crow’s nest with a beer in one hand and a rattan cane in the other hand..I slam back a beer and pounds it off my forehead cutting myself open as the rabid fans base singing loud celebrate along with me as I pour and spit beer all over them as they cheer loudly..I make my way painstakingly slow thought the crowd stopping near each section drinking and standing on a chair at ring side with one foot on the guard rail as my theme song is finishing up to the chorus of fans singing along harder than ever. I am slamming back another beer dumping the remaining contents over my head soaking my dirty white t-shirt and red and white zubaz workout pants. I point the cane towards Alex Santos who stands in morbid fear in the middle of the ring seemingly frozen and in shock. I leap over the barricade and walks methodically up the ramp..pausing mometarily to light a smoke covering my hand as to not allow the flame to go out before lighting..I pop the well-lit smoke in my mouth before entering the ring with my cane resting over my shoulder as I walk directly up to Alex Santos face blowing a huge bloom of smoke into his face almost choking him. I back him into the ropes…taking my cane and slapping it hard almost russian roulette smacking the ropes on either side of him.

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Patience Devine & Gawwwdjuss Gavin Glitter

XWA Color Commentators:

Is at the ringside announce table and says:

Gavin Glitter: “Ummm Baby…who is that darrty man in the ring? I can’t even watch this…he couldnt have washed his hair in months I am offended. Is that a fan…can we call security of the maintenance team to take out the garbage??”

Patience Devine: “Oh I KNOW who that is all to well that’s the XCW guy Detox…and he has no business polluting this arena with that stale beer smell and cigarettes…I mean this is 2017 and he is SMOKING??? Seriously?? Seriously?? Dont we have building codes against this or something…and I got beer on my new dress…I simply cannot work like this!!!”

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ALEX SANTOS

“Born To Greatness”

Is in the XWA ring and says: *I dodge cane shots while stuck in the corner begging off trying to reason with this man I have never seen before..I look up at the X-Tron where my mother wasand she is not there..I am suddenly all alone..I muster up the courage to shove Detox out-of-the-way and trys running out of the ring..*

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DETOX

XCWS Hardcore Beerswilling Heathen

Is in the stands and says: *I trip Santos up easily with the cane as he falls at my feet as I stand over him slowly sucking on my cigarette with one hand enjoying every drag. As I finish I flick he butt off to the side and then I pull out the cane and I wail it right over the top of the head of a begging Alex Santos dropping him to the mat as I slash aways at him with full-bodied strikes all over his bare back lacerating him terribly as he fans cheer me on!! I wait for a minute as Santos looks spent when he struggles to move and I bash him another 15 times just obliterating him as he fans count along to the strikes for so long and finally breaking into a “Holy shit chant” as it goes beyond the counting norm..Santos lays practically dead in front of me …I pull another smoke and beer out of my fanny pack as I sit in the middle of the ring directly on the mangled body of Alexis son as I smoke and drink waving the security on..taunting them with the cane and they dare not enter the ring. I snatch the mic from the mat yelling into the mic…”Ill stay here all night if I have to..until you bring out that backstabbing bag of s*** Paul Hammond I aint leavin!! Come get me boys!! Its gonna be a long night..Illcut down your roster one by one If I have to!!

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Patience Devine & Gawwwdjuss Gavin Glitter

XWA Color Commentators:

Is at the ringside announce table and says:

Gavin Glitter: “I cant watch baby…this guy is nuts…its too HAWT in the kitchen daddy!!” *Gets up from the announce chair and pulls Patience Devine with me as I drag her far out of harms way as Adam Mooney joins us well clear of the action as the in-ring action escalates seriously*

 

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Paul Hammond

New XWA Senoir Authority

Is on the rampway and says: *The camera is shown backstage at Gorilla as Alexis yells at myself to get out there and stop my former boys from ruining her show…she is yelling at the top of her lungs and I nervously head out into the arena. Opens the curtain and moves to the middle of the stage to a massive shower of boos and expletives, with microphone in hand nervously begin addressing Detox.”Jim…Jim…allow me this volley sir. You have a right to be upset …you have the right sir to take my change of heart seriously but …*Loud YOU SOLD OUT CHANT, I stop momentarily putting my head down absorbing the chants as I continue addressing the fans* I sold out? I sold out? Yes I did..I sold out this building…and the next PPV and the next one after that. Yes my friends..I did indeed…sell out. *Gets back on track straightening my tie after calming the fury of the fans* You see Jim…I was presented an opportunity. An opportunity bearing great wealth..of great Power and authority kind sir. For years I ruled over bingo halls and school gyms..I was the king of the indies. I took individuals like yourself ,who by the way were otherwise unemployable and made them stars. I took lemons sir and made proverbial lemonade. I literally almost went bankrupt carrying you people in front of 250 people houses barely making gas money for the boys and even less for myself. I made a deal this past week so I didn’t have to do that anymore. I have supreme authority here you see. I don’t have to listen to the creative ramblings of one Krull Valhalla anymore. You see Jim…I did the one thing I have neglected for many, many years and that’s finally taking care of ME…MYSELF…Paul Hammond. So while I understand that you feel I stabbed the XCW in the back…well what I say to that is… GUILTY AS CHARGED!! I have moved on and I do not need people like yourself ruining this opportunity for me..you see Jim you do NOT WORK for XWA…You see Jim you will NEVER work for XWA if you continue what you are doing tonight..*Walks slowly down the ramp flanked by security as I slowly saunter down the ring* So”Detox”…by the way I own the rights to that name too as I created it …but I digress. So to you sir I say only one thing…kindly take your cane, and your beer and your cigarettes and exit these premises our I have no alternative to take action against a man who for many years I considered a friend. On this day however you have crossed the line. So take your last shred of dignity and your last shred of opportunity to be gainfully employed in this sport and leave while you can kind sir! *Steps into the ring surrounded by security standing mere feet from the extremist legend*

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DETOX

XCWS Hardcore Beerswilling Heathen

Is in the stands and says:“Paulie…you lied to every XCW guy you supposedly cared for including me…there are guys who havent been paid for months cause you keep sayin that “The check is in the mail”…truthfully Paulie your words aint worth shit to me. I didn’t come here tonight for some job..I came here on behalf of the boys to take a piece outta yur ass!! So Paul you got one chance to make this right for the guys and their families or I am simply gonna take it outta you myself..” * I look at Hammond in the eye smoking and blowing it in his face while keeping one foot on Alex Santos beneath my feet. Paul quickly angers and sends security at me as I chop them down like trees with my Singapore rattan cane..I duck low as One charges me pulling down the ropes sending him to the floor..I catch the second guard low with a shot to the stomach and a slash over the back…I drop another with a kick to the guts and a hard slash over the back sending the last guard to the ground. Finally after the dust clears It is just me with Hammond back into a corner with a HUGE pop from the fans I raise my cane high ready to strike*

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UNKNOWN

XWA Monster Enforcer

Is inside the XWA Ring and says: *The camera does not catch my surprise appearance as they are occupied with the security beat down but I slide in unannounced grabbing the top of the cane of Detox ripping it from his hands and as he turns around shocked I snap it into pieces cracking it over my knee with excessive force tossing it over the ropes I grab Detox and delivers a hellatious Black Hole Slam leaving him in a heap in front of Hammond..as I step back and slips back to ringside walking up the ramp after fulfilling my duties as security finally gets back to their feet and cuffs Detox.

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Paul Hammond

New XWA Senoir Authority

Is on the rampway and says: *Looks at my former charge kneeling in front of me cuffed as my security rough him up as they assist Alex Santos to his feet as well. I look DEtox in the face leaning in close and SLAPS the taste out of his mouth. I grab the mic again..”You see Jim…You didnt listen..you had to cross the line..I cant help any of you any more…as of this day XCW is DEAD. *Pulls a battered Alex Santos into the frame with my arms around him snuggly part for presentation..in part  due to the fact he cannot stand.* Jim, I am a new man..a dignified man..a man of distinction and taste and I can no longer associate my good name with the likes of the island of the misfit toys…instead I will build my new brand of Hammond Guys…beginning with my newest colleague…The Blue Chipper, Alex Santos!! That’s right Alex Santos is a Paul Hammond guy and you sir are FIRED…I lean in backhanding Detox as the security pull him away as I laugh in a sinister tone.*

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ALEX SANTOS

“Born To Greatness”

Is in the XWA ring and says: *Only now Registering what has been told to me by Paul Hammond I smile as best as I can in my current state holding the back of my head as the camera picks up my face as I mumble softly almost just now realizing the gravity of what has been bestowed upon me..I repeat over and over..louder each time with more clarity.”Im a Paul Hammond guy…I am a Paul Hammond guy!!”

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

XWA Fever Ep. 1: part 1: You’re Fired!!!

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XTREME WRESTLING ALLIANCE

*Everything is shrouded in blackness when suddenly a door opens and a shaft of sunlight cuts through the darkness. Row by row lights buzz to life  revealing an empty arena long since shutdown. The seats in the stands are covered by heavy dust covered tarps. The camera pans around as one by one the tarps are pulled off sending clouds of dust into the air. Faint cheering of years gone by can be hear slowly getting louder. The camera angle changes to a shot of an empty dusty ring. The camera circles the ring before changing to an over head view of the ring and distant shot of the logo on the mat in the center of the ring. The camera begins to zoom in on the logo. The logo gets closer and closer until it takes up the entire screen. The faint cheering gets louder. The logo is encrusted in dust and barely legible. A hand drags across the logo cutting a path through the dust revealing the XWA logo.  The logo begins to glow fiery bright as the cheers intensify then the logo explodes transitioning in to a pyro filled live shot of the capacity crowd in the arena starting the show*

 

mcmadden2   VINNY MCMADDEN

Channel 5 Wrestling Lead Announcer

Is at the ringside Announce table and Says: “Welcome to Channel 5 wrestling!!! Don’t adjust your TV sets folks you are not dreaming! That is indeed Alexis Santos and Bubba Riley standing in the middle of the AWX Ring! They are the new owners of this esteemed company having purchased the company from Dom Alexander. Dom Alexander made an unexpected appearance at the R.D. Bradley Tournament last night and revealed that he was the owner but that he had sold the company to someone who wanted it “badly” and that someone turned out to be none other than long time AWX rivals and former owners of XWA Alexis Santos and Bubba Riley! I looks like Alexis is ready to address the fans and indeed the AWX locker room! Lets listen in.” *Camera goes to a shot of Alexis and Bubba standing in the middle of the ring.*

 

alexissantosALEXIS SANTOS

New Owner of AWX

Is in the Ring and says: *Surveys the capacity crowd as I get a mixed reaction from the fans. The XWA faithful cheer wildly while the AWX diehards boo me heinously. Bubba stands at my side. We are flanked on either side by Bubba’s private security. Smiling I bring the mic to my lips.* “How sweet it is! After nearly 15 years of ridicule and condemnation from this company here I stand with it in the palm of my hands as it’s new owner! Change is in the air my friends and what better place for that change than right here in Miami Florida in the old XWA arena! First of all never again will this company be referred to as American Wrestling Xtreme or AWX! I am proud to announce that this company will from now on be called the Xtreme Wrestling Alliance! XWA is back! Also This show will no longer be called “Channel 5 Wrestling”! From now on this show is XWA FEVER! Speaking of Channel 5 Wrestling, Vinny McMadden could you please join me in the ring!”

 

mcmadden2   VINNY MCMADDEN

Channel 5 Wrestling Lead Announcer

Is at the ringside Announce table and Says: *I remove my headset not taking my eyes off of Alexis unsure of what she is up to. I make my way to the ring climbing the steps and stepping through the ropes coming face to face with Alexis.*

 

alexissantosALEXIS SANTOS

New Owner of AWX XWA

Is in the Ring and says: “Vinny I have been watching your efforts at the announce table the past few weeks and I have to say I’ve been disappointed. You lack that certain something that we here at XWA strive for. It pains me to do this Vinny but.. YOU’RE FIRED!!! and the same goes for that revolving door of co-announcers you’ve had! Now get the hell out of my ring!”

 

mcmadden2   VINNY MCMADDEN

Channel 5 Wrestling Lead Announcer

Is at the ringside Announce table and Says: *Stunned I stand there with my mouth hanging open. I’m completely unaware of Bubba who uses his walking stick to trip me as I turn to exit the ring. I fall flat on my face. Embarrassed and red faced I get myself up on all fours but before I can grab the ropes to pull myself up Bubba shoves me with his foot to my ass knocking me down again. In a towering rage now I scramble to my feet glaring at Bubba and breathing heavily. One of Bubba’s personal security tries to grab my shoulder to direct me out of the ring. I slap his hand away yelling at him not to touch me. I then tear off my AWX sports coat and throws it Bubba’s face and exits the ring. I stop on the stage glaring at Alexis and Bubba red faced and wide eyed then exits through the curtains to a healthy “Vinny” chant.*

 

alexissantosALEXIS SANTOS

New Owner of AWX XWA

Is in the Ring and says: “Now that that bit of unpleasantness is behind us please allow me to introduce XWA’s new Play-by-Play team PATIENCE DEVINE & HER MAN GAWWWAAADGUS GAVIN GLITTER!!!”

 

patience &amp; gavinPATIENCE DEVINE & GAWWWAAADGUS GAVIN GLITTER

XWA Lead Announce Team

Is at the Gorilla Position and Says: *A generic classic rock theme play over the speakers as I step out on the stage in a gold sequin dress. I stop at the top of the ramp waiting for my man. Gavin explodes through the curtains wearing a matching gold sequin tuxedo jacket with a bowtie but no shirt and wearing wrestling trunks and boots. I run from one end of the stage to the other playing up to the crowd. I run to meet my main squeeze wrapping an arm around her as we make our way to ringside taking our seats at the announce table putting on our headsets* “This show just got a whole lot more GAWWWAAADGUS BABY!!” *Patience gives a girlish giggle as Alexis applauds us in the ring.*

 

 

alexissantosALEXIS SANTOS

New Owner of AWX XWA

Is in the Ring and says: “Do you people have any idea how it feels to hold someone’s livelihood in the palm of your hand? I do because I have each and every member of the roster’s fate in my hands! So what do you think people? Should I fire some of the dead weight around here? Maybe I dunno Christian Banner? That little snake in the grass who tried cheat his way to the championship! What do you think? Or how about Meng Lao? You know big guy likes to grunt and scream a lot and is a real tough guy…as long as he’s behind a computer screen! What about Tommy Forever? Maybe we’ll keep him around. Hey Tommy we have a pair of green suspenders waiting for you buddy! *laughs* Or what about Krull Valhalla? You’ve been a thorn in my side for years Krull but firing you is just too easy! You, I’m going to enjoy making you suffer! I could start with his running buddy Bonesaw Jack but nah that would be a moot point anyway! Speaking of Bonesaw Jack…yes I have it! The perfect people to start with! *grins sadistically* PARODY GANG! Get out here now! *Men without Hats “pop goes the world” starts to play over the house speakers.* “Shut that damn music off I never want to hear that song again!”

 

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 LEXI LICIOUS

Leader of the Parody Gang

Is at the Gorilla Position and says: *I timidly step through the curtains followed by Bubba Licious, Big Red, Blane Newhart, Honeydew and Herpes the clown in her street clothes and no makeup. A few fans recognize her prompting a mild “Reaper” chant which she acknowledges waving to the crowd. We make our way to the ring. We climb the steps single file and step into the ring. The Ring attendant hands me a mic as I step through the ropes. We stand in a line with our heads down as Alexis walks back and forth the line contemplating. I summon all my courage and brings the mic to my lip.* “P-Please don’t fire us Alexis. We’re good people we were just doing our jobs it was nuthin personal. I-If you want we can start makin fun of Krull and Bonesaw.”

 

 

alexissantosALEXIS SANTOS

New Owner of AWX XWA

Is in the Ring and says: “What I want is for you to shut up! *continues pacing* For nearly 15 years you and these idiots have ridiculed me! You’ve ridiculed Bubba! But most of all you’ve ridiculed XWA! You made me and my company a laughingstock! I have waited a long time for this LEXI…YOU’RE FIRED!!! AND TAKE THAT FAT LUMP WITH YOU! *points at Bubba Licious* *Lexi and Bubba Licious exit the ring in tears as the fans boo me heinously. The other 4 seem to momentarily think they have been granted a reprieve until I scream at them to leave too. Big Red, Blane Newhart and Honeydew all leave the ring leaving Herpes in the ring. “Are you hard of hearing Herpes? You’re fired! Get the hell out of here! What? You got something you want to say to me?!”

 

herpes HERPES THE CLOWN 

No More Clowning Around

Is in the Ring and Says: *Bends down picking up the mic Lexi dropped on the mat. I straighten back up brushing my long black hair out of my eyes while bringing the mic to my lips.* “You got it all wrong Alexis, The parody gang didn’t make you and XWA a laughingstock, you did that all on your own!” *Enraged Alexis makes to slap me across the face but I stop her in her tracks.* Do it! Do it! I dare you! Because if you do I will knock you on your ass and that goes double for you Bubba, and honey don’t for a minute think that I won’t!” *a massive “Reaper chant starts in the crowd.* “All the parody segments were was Bonesaw…yeah that Bonesaw the one who had more than enough of your bullsh*t, sitting in front of a tv in his dressing room watch the weekly episode of XWA then he write every main storyline that you and Bubba came up with showing it for what it was! Complete and utter garbage! You see somewhere along the line you guy forgot that you were writing a wrestling show! Nobody gave a damn who was marrying who! Nobody gave a damn who was have a baby with who and for damn sure nobody gave a damn about watch a bunch of over paid prim donnas sitting around in a restaurant! The fans wanted wrestling and you didn’t give it to them! That’s why XWA became a laughingstock and that’s why you and Bubba became laughingstocks. You wrote that crap and you put it on the air that’s on nobody else’s shoulders but yours! SO you want to fire me that’s fine but I’ll be damned if I will let humiliate me like you just did to my friends and like you did to Vinny McMadden!” *I throw down the mic reaching into my pocket. I pull the Herpes clown wig throwing it in Alexis’s face and exits the ring. I make my way up the ramp stopping on the stage to soak in the crowd reaction.*

 

alexissantosALEXIS SANTOS

New Owner of AWX XWA

Is in the Ring and says: *Throws the wig to the mat kicking it out of the ring.* “Oh no no no! Herpes! If you think I didn’t slap you because you thought I was afraid of you your wrong “honey”! You see you never send a woman or a man to do a clown’s job!” *As I say the word “clown” Violent Ed steps out on the stage behind Herpes.*

 

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 VIOLENT ED

Wicked Clowns Never Die

Is on the Stage and Says: *I grab Herpes’ shoulder wheeling her around. She sidesteps a clothesline attempt and catches me with a high impact spinning back fist to the jaw that stuns me dropping me to one knee. Herpes drags me to my feet scooping me up about to spike me into the steel stage with a “Reaper Sleeper” (Michinoku Driver). I break the hold sliding down her back. I catch her with a vicious superkick to the face as she turn around dropping her to her knees. I pull Herpes to her feet lifting her across my shoulders. I edged towards the edge of the stage then launches Herpes off the stage with a death valley driver sending her crashing through a stack of tables. I look down at her amongst the twisted wreckage and laughs hysterically as the fans hiss and boo me. Alexis looks on from the ring smiling with approval.*

 

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 LEXI LICIOUS

Leader of the Parody Gang

Is on the Floor Level and Says: *EMTs hit the scene checking on Herpes. I and the other parody gang member burst through a curtain at the bottom of the stage. I push the EMTs away violently kicking and scratching them. I drop to my knees next to Herpes. I gingerly lift her unconscious head cradling it in my lap. Tears stream down my face causing my mascara to run. I wipe my eyes on the on the back if my wrist further smearing mascara across my face. Slowly I look up my whole body trembling with rage. I stare at Alexis in the ring smirking at me mascara smeared wildly across my face still shaking with rage as the show goes to commercial.*

Wrestling Watchtower Newsletter 06/14/2017

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Pro-wrestling Watchtower Newsletter 06-14-2017 By: Dale Metzger

Vinne McMadden

**Channel 5 Announcer Vinnie McMadden to be replaced as lead announcer of AWX.**

News just breaking that long time AWX Channel 5 wrestling announcer Vinnie McMadden will be replaced as lead announcer on the AWX Flagship show. It is unknown at this time what his role will be with the company as his contact alledgedly has been extended for another 6 months. Word has it that his role will be that of an interview segment co-host. Vinnie will be taking on a new character during on his next role. McMadden was informed earlier today of his departure from the announce desk and stated that he is set to be on the next XWA themed Channel 5 Wrestling show but afterwards his role with the company is up in the air. McMadden spoke at length with AWX/XWA Officials today in an attempt to free himself from his contract obligations but his request was promptly shut down. McMaddens father Kennedy McMadden Sr. reportedly has begun legal proceedings to free his son from his binding contract.

AJ Prophetletter

**AJ Prophet will headline the first Xtreme Wrestling Alliances PPV :Dangerous Liasons**

Following the RD Bradley Memorial Tournament results AWX Superstar AJ Prophet will contractually headline the World Championship Match against the champion at time of the show. Prior to the transfer of ownership from Alexander Holdings Inc. to Xtreme Productions the match was legally signed and set for the Los Angeles Sports Pavilion . In late August. XWA Officials have campaigned to change the headline match however the terms of agreement of transfer previously booked arenas and verified advertised matches will remain unchanged. It is noted that the build towards this main event will begin on the first XWA Themed TV Taping.

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*** Rock Remmington reportedly changing Personas upon return to the ring***

Rock Remmington has been off of televised events as of late due to his filming schedule of his third Hollywood theatrical release “No Moves Barred”. Rock maybe bringing his on screen persona Rip Remmington to Channel 5 rings soon. Remmington will resume his previous push however with a straight face role upon his return. Xtreme Productions have invested heavily in Rip related merchandise and have share holder projections to increase revenue by an astronomical 27%. Remmingtons opening weekend movie box office results did not go as expected by under performing and missing projections by $230,000 000 on a 15,000 gate. Officials are seemingly not concerned by the folly as the movie launches overseas on the 18th of this month as well as in the Wrassle Rock Event Opening at Twin Cinemas NL.

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***Final AWX Banner House show results debuts over last weekend***

Winnipeg Civic Center 6/9/2017 Attendance 3,503.

Matt Classic def. Overwatch via submission with the Classic Crab. Classic in his Hometown was surrounded by the Macray Family after his victory, the Network made the save leading to a impromptu Tag Team match of “The Network” Franklin Street,  Agent Dow and Matt Classic defeated The Macray Family when Classic pinned Rowan Erikson with a Classic-sault.

Bucksaw Jim Dawson def. Kintu by DQ when Kintu’s Handler Chee Chi interfered.

NTI Newcomer Frost Ninja teased a debut on the AWX Video Wall.

Dane Masters def.Detox with a roll up after interference from Paul Hammond.

Reign def. Mike Hawk with a rolling spin wheel kick. Reign debuted a new gimmick of a street gang leader. Mike Hawk was subsequently attacked after the match by War Machine and Nemesis. Reign came to the rescue and Reign and Hawk left together after the save.

Owen Blazer /Pure Dynamite Teddy Wellington def. Rogue Warrior BEAST and Wasteland. Blazer pins Beast following a missle dropkick after Wastleland turned on Beast attacking him with the pump handle slam.

Rock Remmington came out to advertise his new movie “No Moves Barred” was interrupted by Jaxxus who called out “Rip” to face him on the next PPV. Remmington was then attacked by Gangland and squashed with a Gangland Splash. *This was a Capital Video Exclusive*

Main Event:

“The Strangler” Christian Banner upset Jon Hardcastle Jr. to seemingly win the XWA World title when Barry Widowmaker interfered on behalf of the “Horses OF Valhalla” only to have the decision overturned moments later and Hardcastle was awarded the win by DQ to retain the title. *Capital Video Exclusive*

 

 

AWI Magazine Power Hour: Hosted By Bill Ashton reviewing the Carnage Conroversy

*An older looking newsroom is seen almost like something out of a 80s movie complete with type writers and copy machines in the background as the camera pans to our host near the copier holding a coffee but ready to roll as the opening show credits momentarily creep onto the screen and then cut abruptly to Bill Ashton editor of American Wrestling Illustrated…the number 70157th source for wrestling news!*

Bill Ashton

Bill Ashton

Owner and Editor of AWI Magazine

Is In AWI Newsroom and says: “Wrestling friends welcome to AWI Online, YOUR E-Fed  news source on all the happenings and goings on’s in the wild world of professional wrestling. Well AWX hot off the heel of their first PPV in many years may have been coming off the hottest PPV angle in recent history. The long lamented RD Bradley Memorial tournament has come to a close and after all the dust has settled it would be Carnage the White Devil who would come out the champion…or so we would think. Jon HardCastle Jr. would reveal himself as Carnage in disguise….apparently for some time. We are here to difuse this mystery. Up next on AWI Online!!

*Show Break credits roll with highlights of all wrestling leagues around the globe and wrestlers being interviewed to classic wrestling stock music finally the film rolls and we are back in studio with Bill Ashton.*

Bill Ashton

Bill Ashton

Owner and Editor of AWI Magazine

Is In AWI Newsroom and says: “Annnnnddd…we are back wrestling fans and as said at the top of the hour we will be breaking down the Jon Jr. / Carnage controversy and to help me make sense of this big swerve is internet wrestling authority Dale Metzger live from his home in Burbank California….how you doing tonight Dale and what can you tell us tonight about this news story that is seemingly taking over the sheets this morning!

Metzger Via Satellite

Dale Metzger

Editor of the Wrestling Watchtower

Live via Satellite: “Hey thanks Bill, great to see you again. Yeah so as for the AWX…this tournament that has been going on way too long finally came to and end but I have to say they caught me off guard with their end result. Having the winner turn out to be someone else altogether is probably never been done before but on top of that the fact that we finally got an answer to the Mystery owner deal and after months of speculation that it would be Kal Alexander or Will Micman as I have stated many times in my newsletter we were all swerved successfully. I am told Erik Richmond is legitimately their behind the scenes head writer and his footprints were all over this show. How they got Bubba Riley and Alexis Santos to appear on this show I will never know but I am told that much of what we saw at the end of the show was a last minute change on the creative staff as the original finish was leaked months ago. “

Bill Ashton

Bill Ashton

Owner and Editor of AWI Magazine

Is In AWI Newsroom and says: “We all heard the rumors but now we have a reverse XWA invasion angle…it is literally a reboot of the entire promotion but they have Jon Jr. as the champion out of the gate. It is a shock to say the least but help me make sense of this. Storyline wise Jon claims that the switch was made years ago at an AWX PPV with the infamous backlot brawl with Jon and Carnage with the flaming bike incident.  Is it true that Jon Hardcastle Jr. has been appearing as this character ever since this time??”

Metzger Via Satellite

Dale Metzger

Editor of the Wrestling Watchtower

Live via Satellite: “Yeah..to make sense of this I have been told by sources inside the AWX that this is indeed the case. Originally Carnage was played by former XWA Journey men Adrian Maxwell. Maxwell was able to get the character over and he was making a ton of money for the company in merchandise sales and PPV buys. The problem was Adrian was not well liked behind the scenes and had real life vices much like his character but he was the real deal…basically what you saw on TV was pretty much the guy and one night he basically told AWX Officials his body was too banged up and he needed to step away from the business . The company was in a bind with a number of PPV’s on the docket and the Carnage character figured in to many of the marquee matches they had to scramble to figure out how to replace Adrian when the only guy who fit the bill was his last opponent Jon Jr. So story has it Jon and Adrian/Carnage discussed all the characters mannerisms and technique and when that makeup went on…BANG..they had their White Devil. Jon Jr. usually played it up by appearing twice in one night once as himself the later as The White Devil on all PPV and live event shows. It was a guarded secret in that locker room.No dirt sheet out there had that scoop.”

Bill Ashton

Bill Ashton

Owner and Editor of AWI Magazine

Is In AWI Newsroom and says: “I can rationalize that as Carnage and Jon Jr. were never in the same ring together again during the E-Fed wars of mid 2000s. That whole theory makes sense until you realize that in the AWX’s qualifying Battle Royals…more specifically the Old School Battle Royal. BOTH Jon Jr. AND Carnage appeared in that match at the same time which dismantles the theory that Jon Jr. was Carnage the entire time when CLEARLY this rumor was dispelled on that show.”

 

Metzger Via Satellite

Dale Metzger

Editor of the Wrestling Watchtower

Live via Satellite: “Tell me Bill..what is the key to a great mystery?? The key is misdirection and planting a series of intentional redirects that keeps attention on something else rather than the real suspect… correct? AWX used that one match to as the “Macguffin” .Its a term Alfred Hitchcock himself would use to describe such plot points in his movies for a motivating element in a story that is used to drive the plot. Carnage was the Macguffin! In our minds we never at any point believe that Carnage is anything but what he is. We are never given a reason to think such a thing…but we WERE given a reason NOT to think there was a wolf in sheep’s clothing! Placing Jon and Carnage in that battle royal together is the single most brilliant plot point that company has executed in its existence. This story had layers on top of layers and I have to give it to creative on this one. They even teased a “Nightmare” at one point that I will get into later.”

 

Bill Ashton

Bill Ashton

Owner and Editor of AWI Magazine

Is In AWI Newsroom and says:“Dale you are missing my point if Jon AND Carnage were in the ring the same time…then Jon was NOT Carnage that evening so who was?? That is the question!”

Metzger Via Satellite

Dale Metzger

Editor of the Wrestling Watchtower

Live via Satellite:” I was just getting to that…the Carnage that appeared on the Old School Battle Royal  was from all reports Adrian Maxwell..The ORIGINAL CARNAGE!! According to my source AWX Officials reached out to Maxwell to return to the character and the company months before the PPV and the Memorial Tournament and even brought him in to roll around in the ring to shake off his ring rust but his first days back it was apparent that he was not in ring shape and his old habits were still at large…so as a consolation he was asked just to do the Battle Royal and then Jon jr. would once again resume the character and everyone is misdirected effectively that Carnage could NEVER be at least Jon Jr. From all accounts Adrian showed up that day in full make up andfor the first time in years in shape physically and in the ring. He was given a very nice payday and didn’t miss a beat. It was like he could go again..but at the end of the night he collected his paycheck…and maybe some actual drugs then I am told he up and left the building. Maxwell will never return as a full time wrestler…at least not for AWX or under the Carnage character which all rights are owned by the company anyways.”

Bill Ashton

Bill Ashton

Owner and Editor of AWI Magazine

Is In AWI Newsroom and says: “Something you said earlier was that this finish was not originally what they had in mind for the finish of the show. What exactly WAS the original conclusion to the show? “

Metzger Via Satellite

Dale Metzger

Editor of the Wrestling Watchtower

Live via Satellite: “Honestly Bill it was always going to be Carnage at that point the XWA angle was going to be the center piece to the show and it was going to be a much different reveal…all fingers pointed to former XWA champion Nightmare and they had gotten so far along with that conclusion that he was flown to New York that night but in the 12th hour he was told they were going another direction. They still have plans to use all available XWA Talent but I cannot say with certainty how many are locked in. I will say that it will be interesting this Monday night to see who shows up as they have a ton of independent talent locked in for this storyline. Ill be watching Bill…this has the markings of a good ride. That said AWX has gone bankrupt previously in the past…going back to the well and relying on a past feud to draw your business can be risky but who knows…I just write about this stuff.”

Bill Ashton

Bill Ashton

Owner and Editor of AWI Magazine

Is In AWI Newsroom and says:“I would like to thank you Dale Metzger for agreeing to come on and shed some light on this weeks wrestling news and as always fans keep on watch as the next champion could be YOU! Good night everybody from AWI Studios..I am Bill Aston signing off! See you at the matches!!”

 

 

 

RD Bradley Memorial Tournament: Carnage vs Crimson Aftermath. The Great Reveal.

*The Scene at ringside is utter chaos after the most controversial win in the companies history as the fans cheer out of sheer shock not knowing what is to come. Carnage the White Devil stand mid-ring hand raised in victory as he is announced the Winner of the RD Bradley Memorial Tournament as the huge gold trophy is delivered to ringside by production staff.The AWX Video wall shows the highlights package of the finish of the match as the fans watch the debacle over again piecing together the conspiracy*

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Vinnie McMadden

The Voice Of Channel 5 Wrestling

Is at Ringside Announce Table and says: *Looks at our producer in disgust trying to come up with the appropriate words to frame what we have just seen* “Fans…I…I have seen many things in my years behind this desk..and in what I expected to be the crowning of a brand new beginning for the AW is seemingly stained with controversy..to our long time viewers I am as stunned as all of you.”

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Carnage

The White Devil

New AWX Heavyweight Champion

Is Inside The Squared Circle and says: *Drapes the AWX title over my shoulder as I am passed the mic..sweat rolls freely over my face as I pause to catch my breath as I clasp the championship in my hand ..just eyeing it for the moment. I toss back my long white locks..still winded I am passed a towel that I place over my opposite shoulder. Finally able to speak I look into the camera as the fans are buzzing with my win..”First of all..everyone out there shut up…”The Champ” has got something to say  *Sarcastic smile as I chuckle to myself..*Crowd Pops*” Believe me..I have waiting a LONG time to say that!! *Catches breathe, breathing heavily* ” For years..more years than I care to tell you about I wanted nothing more than to win the World’s Championship. I wanted in some sick way validate myself in this business. You see growing up watching wrestling on TV I always thought…I can do this..I can do that better than him..I can be better on the mic than that guy. So I did things my own way..I didn’t get screwed by some wash up trying to train me in a basement in Calgary ..I learned this shit on my own..cause you learn the only person in this business you can trust is yourself. You see when Carnage debuted in The XWA arena..during the much ballyhooed “Invasion” I knew this is my chance..this is my time to show these guys that I am the best in these business. I walked around as we took the XWA apart..stole their TV spot and put them out of business. I waited for my turn..I waited for my spot. I waited for my title match..but guess what..I waited..I waited and watched as “The Booker” put himself over and his friends while others…including those VERY close to him mired in the mid card. I was a little less than a team player you see…I didn’t listen to their ideas…I didn’t go with what our sponsors wanted.

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Paul Hammond

Former XCW Owner

Is in the squared circle and says: *Leaning against the ropes with a huge grin applauding Carnage’s speech at every word much to the disdain of the fans at ringside. Laughs at the mention of sponsors*

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Carnage

The White Devil

New AWX Heavyweight Champion

Is Inside The Squared Circle and says: *Laughs to myself* Do you know why Carnage was so *Finger Quotes* “Controversial”? You see I took the television rule book and just did..well the opposite. I was intentionally a censor’s worst nightmare..I did excessive acts of violence..I beat women..I did drug’s live on TV…and do you know why? So I could chip away at those hefty sponsorships…so I could hurt the pocket-book of the man who hurt ME!! *Pauses putting my face in my palm taking a momentarily timeout as the emotion overwhelms me*

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 Carnage

The White Devil

New AWX Heavyweight Champion

Is Inside The Squared Circle and says: *Takes a deep breath and my voice breaking slightly I continue* “Hell..I broke EVERY damn rule that was made by the AWX and a few more they created because of me…and I got away with it because I sold tickets…people paid to see “The White Devil” and the brass here in the AWX knew that and for that reason they kept me around. I proved that I wasn’t “Krull Valhalla’s” goddamn lemming following blindly like his other cast of idiots who got put over instead of ME!!. Remember there is only one person that you can trust…that’s yourself. You see ladies and gentlemen tonight is payback for every single person who did me wrong in this business because today I am The World’s heavyweight Championship…holds the belt in my hand looking at it. In this business you were defined as the best when you hold the AWX championship. I look back at all the champions who held this title..Krull Valhalla…Nemesis…Meng Lao, War Machine…and many others and ..*Nods as I look at the belt..nodding. “Tonight I honor those who came before me in the AWX…by telling each and every one of you to go **** yourselves you sanctimonious assholes. You see…you trusted the wrong person..the whole time the AWX put their competition out of business I saw the writing ion the wall. So I waited…and live on PPV I made my move. You see it was the almighty Backlot Brawl at a PPV “Carnage The White Devil” vs Jon Hardcastle Jr. *Wide grin as a few people catch on to whats going on as my voice suddenly changes from the normal pitch of Carnage* We did the whole “hit the opponent with the flaming motorcycle” deal and “Carnage”emerged from the dumpster as the winner..

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Vinnie McMadden

The Voice Of Channel 5 Wrestling

Is at Ringside Announce Table and says: “ Fans of the AWX Will remember the famous PPV Match where Carnage battled our former owner Krull Valhalla’s own son, Jon Hardcastle Jr. and literally almost killed him in a back-lot brawl running him over with a flaming Motorcycle into a large dumpster off of a large loading dock! It was considered for many years the biggest win of Carnage’s career up to that point and made him a main event player! He went on to amass a great winning streak the likes of which has finally hit its crescendo here tonight…sadly this was not the type of win anyone ever expected this is a different Carnage we are seeing here tonight.

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Paul Hammond

General Manager of XWA

Is Inside The Squared Circle and says: *Consoles Carnage by patting him on his back to the boos of the audience..I look out glaring as I stop patting..shaking my head at the disrespect*

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Carnage

The White Devil

New AWX Heavyweight Champion

Is Inside The Squared Circle and says: *Taking a momentary pause grinning into the camera…then lifts the mic again* “Or at least that’s what you idiots thought…you see after that very moment The man who would be Carnage was done with the business..he quit that night..as a matter of fact he quit during that exact Flaming Bike-Dumpster spot..cause you see since that EXACT moment…I became the Devil…!” *Reaches for my towel on my shoulder and wipes my face hard removing the white make up as the fans boo.. but hang on my every word as a revelation is about to happen..I look around now make up free smiling as a few people begin to buzz in the front row recognizing me…I reach back grabbing hard at the back of my long white dreadlocks and shockingly pulls them off holding it off to my right holding it for all to see as my straggly dirty blonde hair is revealed as I shake it out as I toss the wig behind me as I pull the camera right in my face…*

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Alexis Santos

Former Owner Of XWA

Is at Ringside and says: As the speech continues security opens the barricade at ringside for Bubba and his squad of security as we make our way up the ring stairs to a loud chorus of boos. As I step on the ring apron I am handed a large red velvet sack as I hold it under my arm as Carnage continues his vicious tirade on the business*

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Vinnie McMadden

The Voice Of Channel 5 Wrestling

Is at Ringside Announce Table and says: That’s…Jon HardCastle Jr!!?? My GOD CARNAGE IS KRULL’S OWN SON!! WHAT ON EARTH AM I WATCHING HERE!! I have never witnessed a night like tonight…everything we thought we knew has turned out to be a lie….this is a happening here tonight in the gardens. This moment will be etched in the minds and consciousness of the AWX’s fans to years to come!! *Rubs the sweat from my brow taking off my sports jacket now standing along with the entire area who all sit in horror of the most shocking revelation of our time*

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Jon Hardcastle Jr.

**New** AWX Heavyweight Champion

Is inside the Squared Circle and says: *Eyes wide mouth open with a grin devilish grin* You see “Daddy”…I know you are watching..and I have waited so long to tell you this. All those years you put yourself over..all those years you were never home…leaving me and Mom home to rot while you spent all our money, living lavishly all over the world while we waited…and we did..we waited Dad. I watched my mother live a tormented lonely life while YOU…while you cheated on her EVERY GODDAMN NIGHT…I promised myself one day when I grow up I am not going to make the same mistakes you did,..I would not treat my family like you did..I would not put my son last after friends and whores! Everything I have I earned…every dollar I have is because I bled for every goddamned nickel. I didn’t ask you for help..I didnt beg “Daddy”to get me over..I found an opportunity to trade places with Adrian MacLachlan..you may have known him as the original Carnage…and with this new identity I took over the world!! I had a licence to kill without any repercussion because I was not “Me”. I was the White Devil and I sold out shows..I sold merchandise like never before…I did it with some of my friends who REALLY care about me. I fed them information from every creative meeting…from every financial report. You see Dad I was the poison who infiltrated you little sideshow and killed you from the inside. Honestly after AWX lost its TV contract I thought I had destroyed your passion for this business I thought I had finally won….but your selfish self could not let go of your past glory and you toured bingo halls and high school gyms …whoring yourself like you did for years but this time it was to stay alive! As the light faded on your career you managed to get a local TV studio to let you air your video taped matches for free autographs in a studio environment that held 100 people. Damn you Dad.. you made it work…I knew I could not let it happen…it could not be reborn, so I grabbed the trusty wig and white dress up gear that Adrian gave me and I stormed into the tournament with a little….”support”. Now your worst Nightmare is about to come true Dad..now finally..your son…the kid you left to rot…whose Mom you let die in a hospital on the road while you screwed whores in a Japanese bath house, is now the Worlds Champion…and YOU are NOT! Breathe it in Pops..* Rolls my head back holding my arms off to the side literally taking in the moment of pure euphoria*

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Bubba Riely

Former Co-Owner Of The XWA

Is Inside The Squared Circle and says :*Following the revelation..I shockingly look at Alexis mouthing “What The F**k that was NOT the plan??” *I resign my emotion and hesitantly takes the long Velvet bag from Alexis and opens the sack pulling out a red leather long Gold championship belt..I move behind Jon Hardcastle Jr. placing the strap around his waist as the camera zooms in on the shiny gold straps front plate that brazenly boasts the letters XWA, Xtreme Wrestling Alliance as the image is share on the Jumbo Tron for all to see as a loud chorus of boos fill the arena as the ring begins to be showered in garbage as I am struck by a large beverage in a cup as I wipe it off my custom sports jacket that is drenched in stale soda. I blow it off as the camera catches me again as I abruptly move back into clapping for the new champion. *

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Alexis Santos

Former Owner Of XWA

Is Inside the squared circle and says:* Demands a mic as I Dodge large amounts of projectile garbage as Paul Hammond comically stands next to me swatting the airborne rubbish away so as it does not strike me..I look around in complete disgust before bringing the mic to my mouth* May I have your attention please?? May I have your attention? *Speaking in a mocking tone as in speaking to a child* I am going to say this very slow..just so you will all understand. *Looks at my watch* At 12:30 am today..American Wrestling Xtreme has died. Oh and by the way none of you have a right to boo me…because I made tonight happen…I am the reason you are all able to watch this show tonight..and everyone of you keep your little voices down  cause I just sat through five hours of this wrestling and TRUST ME..I don’t need you people. So… I am going to make myself very happy this evening by announcing that I own the AWX!!! *Takes the AWX Belt from Carnage…throwing it to the ground as I stomp it with my high heels cracking the face plate of the belt in pieces*

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UNKNOWN

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Is in the AWX Ring and Says: *Paces the ringside area as I am pelted with garbage but motions towards scared fans at ringside as the long-awaited question has just been revealed as I nod to Alexis with approval*

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Alexis Santos

Former Owner Of XWA

Is Inside the squared circle and says:* My first act as owner of this “Wonderful” brand is to CANCEL American Wrestling Xtreme..that’s right you social degenerates when you turn on your 13 inch TV in your Mothers basement on Monday night at 9:30 tomorrow night you won’t see AWX ..no,no,no..instead you will see what you have all been missing…you will see the originators of the wrestling business return, the brand new Xtreme Wrestling Alliance!!!! You will no longer have watch the  same geriatrics rolling to the ring in their wheel chairs rather you will see the fruits of my labor for the last 10 years..The “NEW Talent Initiative” will replace the stale stagnant fossils that  USED to work here. *Loud chorus of boos and more garbage pelts the ring and those in it* “So Monday Night… join XWA in its brand new TV slot on Channel 5 directly in the old AWX timeslot.”

“Oh…and Krull…CHECKMATE!!” *Laughs to myself as I hug Jon Jr. raising his hand high in the air with Bubba as we stand on each side of him for a surreal visual  as the garbage tossing fest is overtaken by a rain of balloons from the ceiling as we go off the air with a shocked arena!!*

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Krull Valhalla

The Anti- Xtreme

Is Backstage and Says: *Standing at the backstage Monitor digesting what I have just witnessed rubbing my forehead etched with concern and agony…picks up my cell phone struggling with the numbers as I am enraged…holds it to my ear as the rings are heard on air as a familiar voice answers Krull utters three words. “Sully…its time.” * As the camera pans out two others stand behind me as the crowd roars its approval as we all march off camera*

 

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R.D. Bradley Tournament Finals. A.W.X. Title Tournament Finals Part 18: Crimson VS Carnage

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JIM E. CONTROVERSY

The Voice of the Masses

Is on the Ramp and Says: * I make my way to ringside with my trusty tennis racket in hand and a look of determination on my face.  As I make my way to ringside Bubba Riley in his roped off ringside seats catches my eye. My mouth hangs open in shock at the sight of the former XWA boss. I make my way to Bubba’s roped off section mouthing at him “What the f**k are you doing here. Bubba’s security staff get to their feet ready to intervene as I brandish my racket and yells at Bubba. Bubba just smiles at me and waves me away. I flip him and his security off  to a massive ovation then heads to the announce table grabbing my headset putting it on.* “What on God’s green earth is that piece of trash doing out here Vinny?” Ah Never mind I got more important news to divulge right now! I have it from the horse’s mouth that Dom Alexander is the new owner of American Wrestling Xtreme and…” *sees Vinny shaking his head no* “No? whaddya mean no? I Got it not 20 minutes ago from Dom himself? He what? He sold it? I should have known that snake in the grass wouldn’t be on the up and up with me! Ah the hell with it lets get back to the ring! Crimson VS Carnage and it’s right now!!!!”

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CRIMSON

Big Red Badass & XWA Original

Is in the AWX Ring and says:  *The ref does his final check giving us his final instructions. The ref holds the AWX title high over his head showing the world what we are fighting for. The Ref hands the belt to the ring attendant then calls for the bell to start the match. Carnage and I stare each other down as the fans wait with baited breath for the first blows.  Carnage flips me off then fires off a series of lefts and rights that have zero effect. I throw Carnage off of me sending him backwards onto the ropes. Carnage ricochets off the ropes and lunges at me right into an open palmed thrust  that floors Carnage. I scoop him off the mat draping him over my shoulder then drops him face first on the top turnbuckle with a “snake eyes” Carnage wobbles out of the corner right in to my waiting arms and a high impact chokeslam. I drag a thumb across my throat signaling an early end to the match and drags Carnage to his feet hooking him into position for the “Crimson Dawn” (Rock Bottom). The fans look in in disbelief at their hero Carnage being dismantled and just as I am about to lift Carnage off the mat I see Bubba glaring at me slowly shaking his head “no”. I hesitate for a moment then lets go of Carnage letting him crumple to the mat. I walk over to the ropes nearest to Bubba’s seats leaning over the ropes yelling at Bubba.*

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Former Owner of XWA

Is in a Ringside Seat and says: *I grin sadistically at Crimson as he yells at me. I remove my cigar from my lips blowing a plume of smoke then mouths at Crimson “I own you b**ch”. Crimsion continues to glare at me while I motion to him that he needs to pay attention to what’s going on in the ring.*

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JIM E. CONTROVERSY

The Voice of the Masses

Is at the Ringside Announce table and Says: “Something stinks here in New York City! Crimson seemingly had this match in the bag and then Bubba Riley shakes his head and Crimson lets Carnage go? I thought nobody could control the Big Red Badass but it appears that Bubba Riley can! What could Bubba possibly have on Crimson and why wouldn’t he want an XWA through and through mainstay in Crimson to win the AWX title? That would be the ultimate slap in the face for AWX! I would think Bubba Riley of all people would love to see that!”

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VINNY MCMADDEN

Channel 5 Lead Announcer

Is at the Ringside Announce Table and Says: “Clearly Bubba Riley has something on Crimson, Jim E. but Crimson needs to get his attention back on his opponent! Carnage is back on his feet and he’s measuring Crimson for something!”

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CARNAGE

The White Devil

Is in the AWX Ring and say: *As Crimson starts to turn around I bound off the opposite ropes and catches Crimson with a high Leg Lariat taking us both over the top to the floor. I crawl back to my feet pulling myself up with the ring apron. Grinning through gritted teeth I drag Crimson to his feet. I look over at Bubba winking at him then yells “This one’s for you Bubba!” I then slam Crimson face first into the ring apron. Crimson’s head springs back up flipping his hair out of his eyes and he turn staring at me no selling the shot. I stare back wide eyed and backs off creating some distance between us. The sinister grin returns to my face as I charge at Crimson. Crimson catches me in mid stride using my momentum against me and beal tosses me into the side of the ring steps. I hit hard with a loud metallic thud and comes down on the back of my head in a heap as the fans chant “holy sh*t”*

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CRIMSON

Big Red Badass & XWA Original

Is at the AWX Ringside and says: *I look down at Carnage convulsing in a heap at my feet. I drag Carnage to his feet I attempt to Irish whip Carnage at the far ring post. After a series of reversals I wind up going knees first into the steps flipping over top of them landing directly in front of Bubba’s roped off ringside seats. I slowly get back to my feet shaking out my left knee. One of Bubba’s security shoves me from behind because I am too close. I turn dropping the security guard with a vicious right hand then gives him a boot for good measure. I turn back just in time to see Carnage launch himself at me from the ring steps. I catch him in midair then toss Carnage like a javelin into Bubba and his other security guard.*

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VINNY MCMADDEN

Channel 5 Lead Announcer

Is at the Ringside Announce Table and Says: “Oh My! Carnage was just thrown like a lawn dart right into Bubba Riley and we have another brawl on our hands as Crimson looks on enjoying his handy work!”

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JIM E. CONTROVERSY

The Voice of the Masses

Is at the Ringside Announce table and Says: *Hear a murmur from the crowd and looks up on the stage to see Nemesis and War Machine.* “Oh great here comes Dom Alexander’s goon squad again what the hell do they want?!” *Nemesis and War Machine get half way down the ramp when the lights go out. The video wall flickers on with the words “Follow the Vultures” scrawled across it. The lights come back on and Wyatt Macray is standing in Nemesis and War Machine’s path laughing manically with one eye heavily bandaged. Just as They are about to attack Macray, Nemesis and War Machine are themselves attack from behind by the Macray Family, two large men in black sheep masks. Macray attacks from the front and the five battle their way up the ramp and out of sight through the curtains.* “Sweet Jesus all hell is breaking loose! The Macray family is have a family reunion of sorts at the expense of War Machine and Nemesis! Crimson is back in the ring awaiting Carnage who as just finally managed to divest himself of Bubba Riley’s private security and what is this now?! Bubba Riley is skulking behind Carnage with that walking stick of his! You know what, I’ve had just about enough of Bubba Riley and I will be damned if I let him influence the outcome of this match!” *throws down my headset and grabs my trusty loaded tennis racket off of the announce table. I sneak up behind Bubba and blasts him in the back with the racket dropping Bubba to one knee prompting a massive “Jim E.” chant.  Bubba’s security team jumps me wrestling me to the ground and cuffing my hands behind my back. Bubba’s security then drags me away from ringside as Carnage waves at me grinning through bloodied teeth. As I am being dragged up the ramp we meet somebody on the ramp on his way to ringside.*

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Former Owner of XCW

Is on the Ramp and says: *I give Jim E my best sh*t eating grin as he is dragged past me on the ramp. I stop for a moment adjusting the collar of my suit then heads down to ringside to the announce table. I grab the headset putting it on as the video wall comes to live with a low angled shot of a dressing room door. The door opens revealing a pair of female legs clad in a pair of high heeled shoes.  The door closes behind her and she make her way down the corridor.* “I wonder who in the world could that be? How are ya doin Vinny?”

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VINNY MCMADDEN

Channel 5 Lead Announcer

Is at the Ringside Announce Table and Says: “Paul Hammond? Where on earth have you been? The last time we saw you were among the wreckage of a wooden chair you were tied to after Bonesaw Jack was thrown on top of you! Where have you been since then and what was the dire message you were trying so desperately to get out?”

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Former Owner of XCW

Is at the Ringside Announce Table and says: “Oh what a tale in deed Vinny! You see when I arrived here tonight and I pulled open what I thought was my dressing room door, who should I see but none other than Dom Alexander talking to his goons about how he was the owner of AWX! Obliviously I didn’t know he had already sold the company at that point so I felt it was my duty to let the world know that that swine Alexander was the owner of the company the same swine that took over my company XCW and destroyed it! Before I could get the word out I was jumped by Dom’s minions and left to rot tied to a chair somewhere in the building. Thanks to a little inadvertent help from Bonesaw Jack I was freed and I went into hiding. I figured that since Dom had come out here and let the cat out of the bag  that it was safe to come out of hiding. Enough about little ole me though we have a match still going on to crown a new AWX champion and the first ever R.D. Bradley Memorial tournament champion!”

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CARNAGE

The White Devil

Is at the AWX Ringside and say: “I look up at Crimson in the ring smiling at him then slides back into the ring under the bottom rope. As I do someone else jumps the guard rail and slides into the ring behind Crimson.*

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Wicked Clowns Never Die

Is in the AWX Ring and Says: “Crimson senses someone behind him and turns towards me. I duck low picking Crimson up across my shoulders and drives him into the mat with  a “death valley driver” I kip up to my feet and ascends to the top rope then goes airborne connecting with an high impact swanton bomb rolling up to my knees. I get to my feet and runs circles around Crimson with my arms out like an airplane laughing hysterically. I stop abruptly coming face to face with Carnage. I contemplate Carnage for a moment tilting my head to the side then spreads my arms for a hug. Carnage stares at me incredulously but before anything happens between us the lights go out again.*

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Leader of the Straight Arrow Society

Is in The AWX Ring and Says: *The lights come back up and Violent Ed is sprawled out on the floor outside the ring and I stand in the middle of the ring with Carnage hoisted across my shoulders. I look out over the crowd a grin plastered on my face then I drive my knee into Carnage’s face with the “Prophecy of the Damned” (go to sleep) bloodying Carnage’s nose. I stand over Carnage and Crimson making the belt gesture around my waist then I slip out of the ring backing up the ramp making the go to sleep gesture. suddenly the XWA theme plays over the speakers followed by ALEXIS SANTOS stepping out on the stage!*

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Former Owner of XCW

Is at the Ringside Announce Table and says: They’re comin out of the woodwork  Vinny! Violent Ed? Where the hell has that guy been? And now AJ Prophet! Man Erik Richmond really kicked the proverbial hornets nest with this guy!”

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VINNY MCMADDEN

Channel 5 Lead Announcer

Is at the Ringside Announce Table and Says: Right you are Paul and…wait is..is that the XWA theme? Playing at a AWX show? Hell has officially frozen over! I can’t believe what I am seeing! Alexis Santos is standing on the stage of an AWX show! They said it would never happen but here she is! But why is she here?!” *Alexis walks by Prophet glaring at him. Prophet just stares at her in shock.*

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ALEXIS SANTOS

Former Owner of XWA

Is on the Ramp and Says: *I make my way down the ramp a mic in hand. I walk over to Bubba who takes my hand kissing it as the fans boo me heinously.*

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CRIMSON

Big Red Badass & XWA Original

Is in the AWX Ring and says: *After what seems like an eternity I sit up. I get back to my feet shaking the cobwebs. I stumble around the ring unaware of what happened with Carnage and Aj Prophet. Out of the corner of my eye I see Alexis standing at ringside with her arms folded. My eyes widen in shock at seeing her at ring side. I turn my attention back to Carnage scooping him off the mat and into position for a tombstone piledriver..*

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ALEXIS SANTOS

Former Owner of XWA

Is at the Ringside and Says: *As Crimson picks up Carnage getting him in position for the tombstone pile driver I climb up on the ring apron and address Crimson.* “STOP right there Crimson! You work for me remember? *Crimson hesitates for a moment glaring at me. He is about to follow through with the tombstone when I yell at him* “I KNOW ABOUT HIM! I know about your little brother! Put Carnage down or the whole world will know your dirty little secret Crimson! *Crimson hesitates again then sets Carnage down again all the while glaring at me with pure hatred.*

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CRIMSON

Big Red Badass & XWA Original

Is in the AWX Ring and says: *I continue to scowl at Alexis as Carnage teeters in front of me. Carnage then grabs my mask turning my head to face him. Carnage berates me yelling in my face then he slaps me across the face with some extra stink on it. I pause momentarily with my head turned to one side from the force of the slap. suddenly my head snaps back as I glower down at Carnage seething with rage. I quickly scoop Carnage up and into position for the tombstone. I look Alexis dead in the eyes as she screams at me to stop then I leap, spiking Carnage into the mat with a jumping tombstone piledriver. The impact sends Carnage recoiling straight up and then flat on his back in a convulsing heap.*

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VINNY MCMADDEN

Channel 5 Lead Announcer

Is at the Ringside Announce Table and Says: “Crimson just hit the most devastating Tombstone Piledriver I have ever witnessed! There is no way Carnage can possibly get up after that! Wait who in the world is that? There a man in a partial mask in the ring behind Crimson! My God he just manhandled the referee throwing him out of the ring! Could he be the “little brother” Alexis Santos spoke of?”

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Is in the AWX Ring and Says: *I let out a guttural roar as I charge across the ring at Crimson as he turns around. I grab Crimson and using my momentum I swing him around in a circle before slamming him hard into the mat with “Black Void Slam” (Black Hole Slam). I sit up looking to the heavens letting out a primal roar. I get back to my feet and drags Crimson back to his whipping him into the ropes and hitting another “Black Void Slam”. I drag Crimson to his feet once more sending him into the ropes hitting a third “Black Void Slam”. I roll out of the ring crouching beside Alexis who scratches the top of my head as though I were a pet dog.*

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Former Owner of XCW

Is at the Ringside Announce Table and says: “I can’t believe what I am seeing here! Alexis has turned this tournament into a farce! I’ve had enough of this!” *Throws down my head set and leaves the announce table. I climb into the ring glaring down at Alexis and Bubba then I check on both Crimson and Carnage. I stand back up looking from Carnage to Crimson and back. I look back at Alexis, the sh*t eating grin returns to my face as she nods with approval. I grab Carnage’s arm dragging him on top of Crimson I then tear off my suit jacket to reveal a striped referee’s shirt. The fans start to catch on realizing that I’m working for Alexis and start to shower me with a chorus of boos. I drop into position mockingly checking that both of Crimson’s shoulders are on the mat then I slap the mat 3 times in rapid succession then calls for the bell. The shocked timekeeper doesn’t ring the bell until Alexis screams at him to the ring the bell. I grab the mic from the ring announcer ordering him out of the ring* “Ladies and gentlemen it is my privilege and honor to announce the winner of the first ever R.D. Bradley Memorial Tournament and the NEW AWX WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION….CARNAGE THE WHITE DEVIL!!!! To present the R.D. Bradley Memorial Trophy and the AWX world championship please allow me to introduce the proud new owners of AMERICAN WRESTLING XTREME….!

TO BE CONTINUED…