XWA Fever Ep. 2 Segment 4. Nightmares of the past..

Adam Mooney

Adam Mooney

The Soundtrack Of Xtreme

Is at the ringside announce table and says: * Waits for my cue as I nervously shuffle through my run sheet for the evening..finally the red light turns on..Ten seconds countdown and I begin again* “Fans another unforgettable episode of XWA Wrestling and tonight’s Main Event is STILL to come with The Incredible Rip Remmington  taking in the 450 lb. Behemoth…Gangland!! After the melee we have just seen will Rip be ready to go with those injured ribs that look as if they have been re-injured!! Add fuel to the fire that Jaxxus is looking  for Remmington and we may have an explosive situation in our main event this evening headed of course to our big PPV a short time from now as XWA Presents Dangerous Liaisons!! We are set to go to our,..*The fans are cheering loudly at something happening in the crowd and I look to my left at ringside where former AWX World Champion Christian Banner sits at Ringside with Indy wrestler Perry Sirius as the fans are cheering the two visitors.

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Christian Banner

Sasketchewan Strangler

Is  in the audience and says: *Is shown momentarily on the X-Tron as my friend and I sit at ringside flashing our paid tickets smiling for the camera dressed in our street clothes of custom silk shirts and dress pants smiling and nodding to the crowd for the camera as they zoom in on us enjoying the action.*

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Perry Sirius

NTI Developmental Wrestler

Is in the audience and says: *Sat in the crowd with my friend and mentor Christian Banner as our faces flash on the camera as I mug for the fans waving at the camera just enjoying our time at the show as fans are going wild at our appearance in the XWA.

Adam Mooney

Adam Mooney

The Soundtrack Of Xtreme

Is at the ringside announce table and says: *Reacting to Banner and Sirius being in the crowd at an XWA show as Banner is known as a former AWX World Champion* “ Fans..you just never know who may show up in the XWA…!! Up next we have the man who just last week won the XWA Heavyweight Championship from Jon Hardcastle Jr. In an absolute shocker. For those who missed out it would be Jon Jr. Under the guise of Carnage wrestling in the RD Bradley Memorial Tournament to win the AWX championship…it would then be revealed that new owners in the company would be the AWXs very own high-profile competitors the XWA had purchased the company. It was revealed that XWA owner Alexis Santos had used the AWXs former owners son as a pawn to secure the companies biggest title and thus shockingly rebranded the company into the XWA. Just last week it would be XWAs owners decree to schedule and impromptu match up with Jon Jr. And XWA legend Nightmare who made his official re-debut after a long hiatus and the double cross was on. Jon Jr. despite betraying his father and his company that he built over the years he was eliminated quickly from the title scene as Nightmare returned and squashed an unsuspecting Jon Jr.to recapture the newly minted XWA championship! Now that you are all filled in..ladies and gentlemen ..The XWA Heavyweight Champion…Nightmare!!”

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Nightmare

XWA Heavyweight Champion

Is on the rampway and says: *The lights flicker as Marilyn Manson’s “Fight Song” rips over the loud-speaker as the fans turn their attention to the video wall as it displays WICKED CLOWNS as the arena erupts…as the dust settles and the music stops I stand mid-ramp dressed in a long red armless trench coat with high collars with “Wicked Clowns” emblazoned across the back..I toss up the wicked clowns symbol as red fireworks explode on each side of me before marching to the ring with purpose dragging the strap lazily at my side..I step up on the ring stairs pausing momentarily glaring at Banner and Sirius at ringside grinning as I sling the belt over my shoulder patting it as I lock eyes with the guests..I grand continue on up the stairs grabbing the top rope vaulting into the ring rushing the camera side set of ropes stepping up on the second rope holding the XWA Championship high as I turn it towards me kissing it before rolling my eyes demonically as fire works explode out of the turn buckles around the ring.

 

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“Gawwwdggusss” Gavin Glitter and Patience Devine

XWA Color Commentators

is at the ringside announce table and says:

Gavin Glitter: ” The Champion is heeeaaahhh!! Not sure about that devil musak he come to the rang with though…he could use a little southern country and that boy would be SET!! He sure dot look like any clown I seen before..and XWA aint no circus!!”

Patience Devine: “I like that gold thing he has with him…how come no one buys this gal any gold huh shugahh?? Whats the hold up Mr. Glitter?”

Gavin Glitter: “Ohhhh Larrrhhhddd…lets get into the action heeyah!!” *Quickly dodges the bullet and watches the action intently..not glancing over as to not answer her question!!*

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Nightmare

XWA Heavyweight Champion

Is inside the XWA Ring and says: *Walks around with the XWA championship slung over my right shoulder I reach out to ringside for a mic as I pace around the ring with a contemplating look on my face..I walk mid-ring looking into the hard camera as I begin my diatribe* “WICKED CLOWNS Rejoice!!! *Takes in a huge “Welcome Back” chant. * “Save your energy…Its been a long time and believe me I have been waiting for this day. I don’t need to go back in time and tell you the same old story of how the XWA died and how everything we built went up in flames as a result of pure sabotage from a little group of insects who took a good faith gesture and turned it black with cancer. You see when we were at our peak…we opened our doors and unknowingly let the cancer in. I sat back..I told everyone this was a bad idea…”They are not like Us” I said over and over. They said “They have a great roster who can help us grow” they said. They even brought their own belt! I am not even gonna dignify them by mentioning their names. You see unlike others..fool me once SHAME ON YOU…fool me twice SHAME ON ME..and I don’t make mistakes a second time. So I look in the front row and who do I see..well..Its Christian Banner everybody..The brand new champion in Japan. You see as a student of history I know how this story plays out. Champion from Japan comes over..challenges for OUR championships..infects our promotion like a disease..and suddenly we are closing our doors. Mr Banner…is that why you are here tonight?? *Laughs as I lean into the ropes in front of the area both men are seated* Well..I know the music is good..but you my friends are playing the wrong song. So gentlemen..tonight you get to watch the Champ in action. You see I have a big match on the MAIN EVENT of a PPV coming up…something that your buddies managed to keep me away from for a decade in fear of losing their precious “Spot” in the business. So… I am gonna take myself and these “Clowns” here tonight… *Throws up the Wicked Clowns hand gesture to the people as a “Wicked Clowns” chant erupts* on a little preview of what I am gonna do to AJ Prophet at Dangerous Liaisons and the proud Japanese champion at ringside can go report to your jobless friends that the Champion is The Clown…and he is NO LAUGHING Matter!! Get me someone out here..Ill beat their ass…*Tosses the mic over my back and folds up the belt passing it to the referee.* I take off my long red robe as I bounce up and down loosening up as I stare straight ahead at the rampway awaiting an opponent…any opponent!*

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“The Interrogator”

C.V. Hardcastle

Is on the rampways and says:* The strains of Metallicas “Turn The Page” roars over the sound system as “Hardcastle” streams across the video wall as the fans erupt expecting the appearance of AWXs fearless leader Krull Valhalla aka John Hardcastle…but instead they get C.V.Hardcastle..looking very similar to the legendary AWX Champion and Owner but clearly the reaction turns to boos as old C.V. makes his way out on the rampway mimicking the very actions of the icon. I mockingly make my way down the rampway having the Valhalla walk and gestures perfectly coordinated..I step on the ring apron “wiping my feet” as I step between the middle ropes entering the ring. I unzip my authentic Horses Of Valhalla black ring jacket to reveal a miniature “World Title” with “J.E.W.C.W” written on it with marker. The belt is a foam kids toy belt found at the concession stand and now my symbol of excellence. I hold it up for all to see as I mockingly fold it gingerly and hands it to the referee as I walk nose to nose with Nightmare making fun of the legendary performer I drag my finger across my throat just as Krull did. Fans pelt the ring with refuse as security struggle to clean it up. *

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Nightmare

XWA Heavyweight Champion

Is inside the XWA Ring and says: *Mockingly looks at C.V. with a patronizing “Concerned” look..The bell rings and we lock up..I wind up in the collar and elbow tie up overselling its effects and bumps like I have been thrown from the top of a building. I kneel up shaking it off nodding at C.V. giving him that one volley in the match

Adam Mooney

Adam Mooney

The Soundtrack Of Xtreme

Is at the ringside announce table and says: “Looks like the Hardcastle Bloodlines run deeper than we thought! C.V. looking very similar to someone I have seen before and this one looks like it’s underway fans now its match time. I know that the XWA title is on the line here with this open challenge..but the bigger question looms..is old C.V.s strap on the line here as well? Is this title vs. “title”??

CVHardcastle

The Interrogator

C.V. HardCastle

Is inside the XWA Ring and says: *Goes through ridiculous motions locking Nightmare in a high wristlock..twisting into a side headlock quickly transitioning to a switch behind into a drop toe hold knocking the champ to the mat as I stand up grabbing my wrists and rubbing them as I begin waving Nightmare on to get up. I grab one leg dropping two knees to the inside of his leg before switching into a very old school Indian death lock..twisting and turning the leg before releasing it and throwing it to the mat ..I hold the leg down with two hands as I stand leaping in the air swinging inwards with a knee to the leg as I work over the leg with over the top histrionics…mocking Valhallas every expression.

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Nightmare

XWA Heavyweight Champion

Is inside the XWA ring and says: C.V. continues to work the leg as we get to a standing base as he holds one foot as I bounce trying to maintain balance..swatting at C.V. but not connecting..I am.swept off my feet as HardCastle sweeps the leg while maintaining a grip on my leg as I fall..twisting it at the heel and dropping and elbow to the inside of my thigh..I finally kickloose rolling to the corner wiping my mouth with almost a panic washing over me realizing this guy is not going with the “Plan”.

CVHardcastle

The Interrogator

C.V. HardCastle

Is inside the XWA Ring and says: *Looks at Nightmare with a grin as he backs off..I hold the top rope firing in a series of kicks to his shoulder as he sits in the corner..I yank him to his feet locking him into a suplex position I lift him high up before falling face first with a Gourd Buster as Nightmare sells the move literally bouncing from his stomach over to his back on the mat with high elevation. Fans are getting behind Hardcastle with a quite “C.V.” chant beginning.

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“Gawwwdggusss” Gavin Glitter and Patience Devine

XWA Color Commentators

is at the ringside announce table and says:

Patience Devine: *Visibly concerned I cover my mic with my hand leaning into Gavin Glitter and mouthing “Is this supposed to be happening?? Hes beating Nightmare? Is this the plan??” *Goes back into character* “Darlin this Hardcastle guy looks like he didn’t fall too far from the tree…hes giving the champ a fight!! Would you fight for me like that? A girl loves a strong man who can take care and fight for her!!”

Gavin Glitter: *Looking back at Patience equally as concerned shrugging not sure myself* “Baybee aint no one gonna put their hands on mah woman!! I am gonna have ta get in that ring and give Nightmare a wrestling lesson and help him get his groove back daddy!! Ole Gavin Glitter knows how to get funky like a monkey in that there ring!!”

CVHardcastle

The Interrogator

C.V. HardCastle

Is inside the XWA Ring and says:* I hook the leg and the ref slides into position as I push off with my foot hooking it in deep as the fans at ringside get to their feet with the sense of something about to happen here!! It is VERY apparent that I am suddenly going into business for myself and NOT what I was originally “Scripted” to do. The ref slides in slapping the mat with a well paced deliberate 1….2…..thr…..is cut off as Nightmare manages a weak rolled shoulder as fans are getting behind the match onboard with me. I roll off quickly keeping the momentum going. I yank him to his feet whipping him off the ropes…*

Adam Mooney

Adam Mooney

The Soundtrack Of Xtreme

Is at the ringside announce table and says: *Looks eyes wide to the production team wondering what is happening in the ring as C.V. gets much closer to winning the belt in a major upset about to go down. No one will tell me whats going on so I roll with it* “Fans we maybe on the preface of a major upset…the champion is in trouble here!! C.V. Hardcastle making his XWA debut has put the champion in serious trouble!! The main event of Dangerous Liaisons is in big trouble!!”

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Nightmare

XWA Heavyweight Champion

Is inside the XWA ring and says: *Glares at C.V. knowing something is off and that this guy is not going with the plan..but am powerless to do anything with. Is whipped off the ropes as C.V. prepares for his spinebuster as I rebound off the ropes I baseball slide between his legs avoiding the hook and rebounds off the ropes behind C.V. coming off with a high spin kick high in the air!!

CVHardcastle

The Interrogator

C.V. HardCastle

Is inside the XWA Ring and says: *Sees the spinkick coming and ducks low as Nightmare passes well over the top of my head crashing to the mat..as he stands up I am already waiting as I snap in hard with a unbelievablely hard high spinebuster as now all fans are on their feet as are the announcers. I roll in hooking the pin as the ref is right in place as the ref slaps 1…..2…..3!!! The arena erupts so much so the camera is literally shaking as fans are seen jumping up and down in glee in the background as the camera catches the shock on the fans face as well as the announcers who do not even know what to say. As the camera flashes back to the ring with chaos erupting the ref is seen about to call for the bell but sees Nightmares foot underneath the ropes…and ponders before calling for the bell then waves it off as I protest the call certain he put it under after the fall..I rub my head collecting my thoughts…then continuing my momentum I raise my hand in the “V” symbol that fans now as the finish of one Krull Valhalla..a man I am clearly mirroring..I waste no time pulling Nightmare into the position of the Fisherman’s Suplex Brainbuster known as the “V-Max” Knowing this is it I drag my finger across my throat signalling the end and lifts Nightmare into position and up in the air for the move!!

Adam Mooney

 

Adam Mooney

The Soundtrack Of Xtreme

Is at the ringside announce table and says: *Literally standing looking for someone to tell me this is all in the plan but getting nothing…I look to Gavin for a hint but my Co-Hosts are equally as stunned* “Nightmare just escaped certain defeat but now this will be the nail in the coffin for the champ!! This is incredible..this unknown grappler has got the champ locked in the V-Max..if he hits this we will for the third week in a row have a brand new champion!!”

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Nightmare

XWA Heavyweight Champion

Is inside the XWA ring and says: *Is high up in the move however my foot catches the ref in the side of the head knocking him down to the mat…C.V. sees what just transpired and stops the hold mid move setting me down to check on the ref as the fans are outraged..I lay on the mat in a heap.*

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Randy Rampage

The Macho Madness

Is on the rampway and says:* The curtains part as “Pomp and Circumstance” plays out of no where for several seconds announcing my entrance as I stroll out wearing an amazing green and white glitter robe as I spin around on the top of the stage stopping as I face the ring again..I toss off my signature ski goggles and madness do-rag. I drop my robe revealing a sleeveless referee shirt and black jeans underneath as my music stops I point towards the ring as the fans erupt!! I put my arms out almost asking the fans if they want me to intervene as I make my mind up…I finally rush the ring as the fans are going wild..I slide into the ring getting to my feet looking down to the fallen ref..C.V. looks at me as he has Nightmare on his knees and clasped by the hair..I nod to him to continue the match as I look to the ref on the mat ,sliding him out of the ring with my foot. *

Adam Mooney

Adam Mooney

The Soundtrack Of Xtreme

Is at the ringside announce table and says: “THATS RANDY RAMPAGE!! The Macho Madness is here tonight in the XWA!! He will be the special guest referee for the No Moves Barred Cage Match at Dangerous Liaisons and looks like we are going to see his officiating skills right here tonight!! *Is SCREAMED AT OVER THE MICROPHONE from Alexis in the back as this tidbit of information has NOT been revealed on air yet..I stumble to gather my senses knowing that I may have blown an entire storyline* ” My gosh…what a night!! He here right on time..C.V. has the champ beaten..he just needs to finalize the deal! “

CVHardcastle

The Interrogator

C.V. HardCastle

Is inside the XWA Ring and says: *Looks in the eyes of Randy Rampage shocked at his appearance…Rampage looks at me and waves me to continue as I look out to the audience who are bouncing with excitement. I quickly shoot the “V” symbol up again quickly snatching Nightmare into the hook of the Fisherman’s Brainbuster as I elevate him high ready to win the XWA championship!!*

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Randy Rampage

The Macho Maddness

Is on the rampway and says: *Waits for C.V. to get Nightmare high into the move as I watch with my hands on my side when suddenly I kick the leg out from in under C.V. as Nightmare crashes on top of Hardcastle hooked deep into a cradle as I count what appears to be a very quick 3 count to a stunned audience. The fans boo loudly as I promptly leap between the ropes pointing accusingly at C.V. as he fans voice their displeasure.

Adam Mooney

Adam Mooney

The Soundtrack Of Xtreme

Is at the ringside announce table and says: “What just happened here fans?? I for one think I just saw Randy Rampage cost C.V. the match?? Just what is Randy Rampages reason for being in the XWA? Is he here to just special guest referee at the PPV or does he have a different agenda?? Is he to be trusted?? So any questions to be answered here tonight!!

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“Gawwwdggusss” Gavin Glitter and Patience Devine

XWA Color Commentators

is at the ringside announce table and says:

Patience Devine: “I like Randy Rampage…he not only knows how to treat a lady hes a heck of a ref too baby!!”

Gavin Glitter: ” He’s no referee..he just stole that match away from that bald dude..as for the ladies I think that Rampage better keep his eyes off my woman and worry about his own..I heard that a few boys in the back have their eyes on his precious First Lady! Nobody puts Gavin in the corner!!”

CVHardcastle

The Interrogator

C.V. HardCastle

Is inside the XWA Ring and says: *Kneels up..absolutely stunned that I lost and looks over to Randy Rampage unsure of what just happened as I see Nightmare scurry out of the ring with the belt..I just stay in the ring on my knees hands on my head in shock..as the camera watches Nightmare stumbling up the ramp behind Rampage like a thief in the night*

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“Keen” Dean Oakland

Channel 5s Hotline Reporter

Is at the backstage Interview set and says: *Quickly gets into position gathering my microphone cord as I catch Randy Rampage as he rifles through the curtain..I pull him into the interview set for the Hotline * “Randy Rampage…you just made a statement out there by intervening in the world championship match. However I have to ask..why did you cost that Hardcastle kid the match…we were on the verge of having a new champion and YOU Randy Rampage put a stop to that!! Why Randy Rampage..our fans demand an answer!!

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Randy Rampage

The Macho Maddness

Is at the backstage Interview set and says:“Questions…uhhh huh…The fans want annnswers…well ahhhm figurin and thinkin that The Maddness has all the answers…Uhhh huh..answers to questions that have yet to be asked. Summmtaaames a guy likes to go into business for himself like TONIGHT…but that wasnt gonna happen with the Maddness watching over things.. No,No..Uhh Uh.. You see Randy Rampage has been asked to referee the No Moves Barred Cage match…uuhhh huh..No one else is able to control the chaos and destruction like the Maddness. I came here tonight to show the world that ahhhhhh willlll call that match like I called it tonight…right down the middle..”

kean-dean“Keen” Dean Oakland

Channel 5s Hotline Reporter

Is at the backstage Interview set and says: “You have to be kidding me..you COST a man the world title out there. With your history with Rip Remmington how can anyone trust YOU Randy Rampage to call it down the middle?? What will happen when you get in that cage and come face to face with a man who you have a storied past with and an angry giant Hollywood Monster!!

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Randy Rampage

The Macho Maddness

Is at the backstage Interview set and says: “FREAK OUT..FREAK OUT..The Maddness is gonna step in that cage and I am gonna look that Monster in the eye and he will gaze back into the eyes of the Madness and put him on notice uuhhh….and then I am gonna turn around and look RIP REMMINGTON IN THE EYES..thats right Uhhh Huh…I may extend my hand and let bygones be bygones…uhhh huh…or I just may SLAP HIM IN THE FACE!! What I will do???..Only the Maddness Knows for SURE!! Excitement is the word of the day and excitement is where I go…Ohhhhhh Yeaahhhh…Have a good day Kean Dean..uhhh huh.. DOIN THE THING!! *Moves quickly offset*

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“Keen” Dean Oakland

Channel 5s Hotline Reporter

Is at the backstage Interview set and says: “The Macho Madness everyone…I don’t know about you at home but I am more confused than ever BUT you can find out more when you call the XWA Hotline for 7.99 a minute 6.99 each additional minute children ask your parents for permission.  As well on tonight’s hotline will cover this story and of course the rumor that Seven-Dust is on his way back to the XWA scene and what that means for the company..and more..back to you Adam, Patience and Gavin at ringside!!”

CVHardcastle

The Interrogator

C.V. HardCastle

Is inside the XWA Ring and says: *the camera as it about fades off suddenly picks up on me as I exit out through a side door as to avoid all producers and talent..the camera stays back as not to be picked up following me. As I exit with my ring gear still on and a towel around my neck wiping my face another figure who is not visible to the camera speaks to me as I exit. “Excellent performance out there Chris..you shook em up..thats EXACTLY what I wanted..heres what I promised you.” The camera gets close enough to see an envelope excanging hands to C.V. from a mystery figure who only his arm is shown in the frame wearing what appears to be a grey business suit. I turn around quickly yelling at the camera and putting my hand over the lens yelling as the scene goes to an abrupt commercial.*

 

 

 

 

 

 

XWA Fever Episode 2 Seg. 3: “When Iron Eagle met Dorian / Power Surge” Backstage Segment.

*The show returns from commercial with a backstage camera shot. As the camera approaches a turn in the corridor arguing can be heard. The camera turns the corner to find Iron Eagle and “Bucksaw” Jim Dawson in a heated argument…*

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“Bucksaw” Jim Dawson

All American “Tough Guy”

Is in the Backstage Area and Says: *I sit in a chair holding an ice pack on my shoulder, my 2×4 is leaning against the wall beside me. I angrily glare at Iron Eagle as chew him out for leaving me in the ring earlier with the Maximovs.* “What the hell was that out there tonight, Eagle? First you interfere in my match then you leave me to deal with the Maximovs on my own!” You’re supposed to be my tag partner! You’re suppose to have my back!”

 

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Iron Eagle

Making America Great Again

Is in the Backstage Area and Says: *I rub my right eye then blinks trying to supposedly clear my vision.* “You won the match didn’t you? So what’s the problem?! Look those ruskies play dirty so I say we fight fire with fire! As to what happened earlier, cut me some slack Jim, I got hit in the eye out there, I couldn’t see a damn thing out there! What good would it have done for me to jump in there blind?! I knew you could take it, you are the “tough guy” after all! We need to put this behind us and get on the same page otherwise we wont stand a chance at “Dangerous Liaisons”! We need to be a cohesive unit, Jim! An unstoppable Cohe…” My attention gets drawn further down the corridor to man gazing at himself in a mirror on the wall…*

 

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“Darling” Dorian Apollo

The Darling of the Wrestling world

Is in the Backstage Area and Says: *I stare at my reflection in the mirror mesmerized by what I see.  I fluff my platinum blonde hair and check my makeup consisting of eye shadow around one eye, blush and ruby red lipstick. I’m wearing a pink flowery dress and numerous feather boas. I fix a large flower in my hair then satisfied with my appearance. I walk down the corridor towards Iron Eagle and Jim Dawson. Iron Eagle stares a hole through me as I walk towards them. I stop directly in front of Iron Eagle looking him up and down..* “Take a picture, honey, it’ll last longer.” *I smirk at Iron Eagle then continues on my way leaving Iron Eagle still glaring at me.*

 

*The camera continues to follow Dorian Apollo through the corridors of the backstage. A struggle can be heard as the camera nears the next corner. Apollo continues on straight while the camera turns the corner. On the right there is an open dressing room door. The camera peers into the dressing room on to a scene of The Bringers of Pain pummeling Daemon Anarchy.*

 

 

The Bringers of Pain

Wrath & Fury

Is in the Dressing Room and says: *Wrath stomps Anarchy senseless while I rain down punches on Anarchy’s head from my knees.  A table in the room has already been smashed. I get to my feet grabbing a piece of broke table. Wrath drags Anarchy to his feet  and I crumple Anarchy to the floor once more smashing the table remnant over Anarchy’s head. We drag Anarchy to his feet once more each grabbing Anarchy’s head and throws Anarchy face first into the wall. Anarchy hits with a sickening splat then crumples to the floor again.*

 

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The Man Called

SURGE!

Is in the Backstage Area and Says: *Determined to talk to Daemon Anarchy and make him understand that I haven’t been attacking him, I approach Anarchy’s dressing room. I tentatively raise my fist to knock on the door. I hear the scuffle going on inside and bursts through the door to see The Bringers of Pain pummeling a lifeless Daemon Anarchy. I grab a folding chair just inside the door quickly folding it and chasing the Bringers out of the room through the opposite door on the other side of the room. Having chased off the Bringers of Pain, I turn my attention back to Anarchy crouching beside him chair still in hand and checks on Anarchy.*

 

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Ronan Rage

You Won’t Like me When I’m Angry

Is in the Backstage Area and says: *I walk into Anarchy’s dressing room talking to Anarchy as I do completely unaware of what has happened. I stop abruptly as I see Surge crouching over a fallen Daemon Anarchy with a chair. Surge see me and quickly stands up dropping the chair trying to explain himself.* “I knew we couldn’t trust you, you son of..” *I charge at Surge in a blind rage driving him backwards through a faux wall with a hellacious spear sending clouds of drywall dust and debris in the air. I crawl out of the hole in the wall getting to my feet completely white with drywall dust. in the distance fans watching on the X-Tron in the arena can be heard booing me heinously. Officials and EMTs storm into the room. Some of the officials hold me back while the others check on both Surge and Anarchy’s condition.*

 

*The camera fades to a shot of Adam Mooney at the announce table. Neither Mooney, Patience or Gavin is aware that they are live on the air again and Patience tries to force a pair of Gavin Glitter Shades on Mooney’s face. All three talk amongst themselves completely out of character until the show finally goes to the scheduled commercial break.*

XWA Fever Episode 2 Seg. 2: “With Friends like these..” No Moves Barred Match Build Up.

*We return back from the break as Adam Mooney eyes the ring as we are starting hot off the break with no intro but dives into the action. Not so mysterious by their absence are color commentators Patience Devine and Gavin Glitter who made themselves scare again just as we come back live on the air leaving Adam Mooney high and dry with all planned back and forth commentator spots now up in the air…nevertheless the show goes live*

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Jaxxus

Hollywood Wrecking Machine

Is Inside The ring and says: *We come back already in progress from commercial with Jaxxus music playing as the huge jacked up Hollywood monster paces around the XWA ring as his music thumps over the house sound system. Jaxxus grabs the ring announcer by the lapels of his black suit jacket roughing him up until he surrenders his house microphone..I snatch it releasing the diminutive announcer who scurries to safety. I look camera side as the camera zooms in on my crazy eyes ..one looking straight ahead..the other straying off devilishly sadistic as I begin to speak in a deep loud yelling tone* “Rip Remmington…Rip Remmington….You KNOW why Jaxxus is here!! *The No Moves Barred big blue open solid steel cage is lowered from the ceiling as Jaxxus addresses the fans* “Rip..the threats are OVER..The Talking is OVER…the waiting…is OVER. I know you have a match TONIGHT against Gangland and I will NOT let an opportunity pass to DEE STROY YOU!! * Pounds my chest with every word as sweat rolls off my head with serious intensity* “So Jaxxus promised I would find YOU Rip..and now..your Nightmare is..*Suddenly is cut off unexpectedly by the “Boomer Sooner* Football theme erupts as Jaxxus stalls suddenly looking towards the stage as “Santos” (The name of the XWA owner ) rolls across the screen to a hot pop from the fans not knowing what is to come*

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Alex Santos

2nd Generation Blue Chipper

Is on the rampway and says: Tosses the curtains to the side as young son of Alexis Santos , Alex Santos walks out on stage with one side of his head wrapped in bandage from the sadistic attack the previous week by Detox , the Cane Swinging, Beer Swilling, Extremist is evident. Alex is wearing his college Letterman jacket open with no shirt underneath where more bandages are evident around his rib cage. He is flanked by his portly spokesman and former owner of Xtreme Collision Wrestling and corporate turncoat Mr.Paul Hammond. Alex paces the stage with Rattan cane in hand*

Adam Mooney

Adam Mooney

The Soundtrack Of Xtreme

Is at the ringside announce table and says: “Well fans looks like we are off and running after a hot opening segment with Bucksaw and Maximov…looks like we are going into an interview with The Hollywood Wrecking Machine..Jaxxus. The big man has company!  Thats the son of the Boss The Blue Chipper…Alex Santos!! “

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Paul Hammond

Former XCW Owner and current XWA Advocate

Is on the rampway and says: *Slowly and slyly saunters onto the ramp grinning from ear to ear as I play full jostle with a microphone as I cross my arms taking in the boos and chants of “You sold out..Alex Sucks dual chant” “Allow me to introduce myself..my name is Paul Hammond..and I am the personal Advocate for the brand new  prodigy of extreme..the man who last week showed that he is the most extreme wrestler EVER to set foot in an XWA ring..and the son of our beautiful, talented and creatively genius Ms.Alexis Santos…I present to you the Son Of Xtreme..The Blue Chip sensation..Mr Alex Santos!!* Claps wildly and unapologetically through the boos* Well TONIGHT…my boy Alex has something to prove…apparently my client here is not being taken seriously by my dear friend and enemy Detox! Well, with a PPV match only weeks away..Alex here will make each and every one of you the fans and that hardcore drunk into believers. ***Alex paces back and forth In front of Paul yelling out “Give me Detox..I’ll cane his ass!!” Paul resumes.” So tonight..Alex has one man in mind..one man will be the sacrifice to the gods of Xtreme to once and for all crown my client the brand new name in the hallowed halls of Xtreme legends..and we start with…*Long Pause* JAXXUS!!!” *A huge sound of pure shock resonates through the fans*

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Alex Santos

2nd Generation Blue Chipper

Is on the rampway and says: *Stops dead in my tracks..as my eyes widen with Paul’s revelation that I will be fighting Jaxxus. I lower my cane shaking my head as I push Paul’s mic away from his mouth trying to have an off camera aside with him but my words are still picked up by the cameras* Paul…what the hell??? Jaxxus man?? That guy is a MONSTER…there is NO WAY that I can..” * Is cut off cold by a dead serious Paul Hammond*

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Paul Hammond

Former XCW Owner and current XWA Advocate

Is on the rampway and says:* Gets directly in Alex’s face now voice raised commanding his attention * “ No..now you STOP..are you telling me that you are afraid of that big lug in that ring..let me remind you who you are..you sir are Alex Santos…Son of the most powerful lady in professional wrestling..and the most XTREME superstar this company has ever seen. He is an ACTOR..YOU are a SANTOS..now get down there and chop that tree down and NEVER…EVER let them forget who they are dealing with. You send a message to Detox that he has no idea what he is dealing with. Now If you choose not to..and you want to me go back and tell your MOTHER you can’t do what I need you to do..then I will graciously step aside..or you can take that cane head down to the ring and show the world..that Alex “FN” Santos is a Paul Hammond guy!!

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Adam Mooney

The Soundtrack Of Xtreme

Is at the ringside announce table and says: “The Young Santos apparently has a Death wish..and his advocate Paul Hammond has to know this is a bad idea!! I know sometimes we get advice..but Hammonds advice isn’t worth the paper it’s printed on! Alex if he has any sense would be telling Paul “No” and live to fight another day…but it looks like this kid has more guts than brains here tonight!!”

 

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Jaxxus

Hollywood Wrecking Machine

Is Inside The ring and says: * Grinning wildly I unstrap my large shoulder pads tossing them in the corner as I wave the Santos kid to the ring as a huge “ Jaxxus is gonna kill you” chant breaks out by proxy. I order the ref to open the cage door as I taunt Alex to get in the ring*

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Alex Santos

2nd Generation Blue Chipper

Is on the rampway and says: *Psychs myself up slapping myself in the face bouncing up and down as I let out a yell as Hammond continually pushes me to fight..I snap the Singapore cane off the X-Tron for effect and tosses off my jacket revealing my bandaged ribs were far worse than they looked. I storm down the metal rampway finally getting to ringside in front of the big red cage in front of me where inside the Wrecking Machine waits sadistically…I look from side to side as now the audience breaks into a “Alex Alex” chant. I take a deep breath and begins to scale the side of the imposing structure..I climb right to the top sitting carefully on the connection of two sides of the No Moves Barred Prison…I hold my cane high for all to see as I look down as Jaxxus stands directly below me pounding his chest in primal rage. I pull myself up to a standing position on top of the cage with a suspension cable that lowers the cage from the ceiling with Paul Hammond yelling at me to jump. I look out to the sea of XWA faithful in the audience as I cross my heart and raises my cane high..closing my eyes I leap off the cage!! I strike Jaxxus HARD over the head from 15 feet above with all my might and a quickening SNAP of a Singapore cane..that does not break but almost bounces with force off the head of the Hollywood Wrecking Machine to a huge pop!

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Adam Mooney

The Soundtrack Of Xtreme

Is at the ringside announce table and says: “Santos just rocked the big Hollywood Monster!! Jaxxus is hurt..Santos striking hard out of the gate…he is here to fight and he caught his opponent HARD with that Malaysian Cane to.. *Is yelled at in his headset and correct on the cane origin* “Uhhh..thats a Singapore Cane…apparently…yes the cane is from SINGAPORE!! Where they make strong…uhh canes!!”

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Jaxxus

Hollywood Wrecking Machine

Is Inside The ring and says: *Takes the Savage snap of the cane over the head of Santos Singapore cane as it stuns me..I sell it hard as I struggle to remain standing and drops to one knee as I try to stand as the crowd is going nuts..I pull myself up with a trickle of blood coming from an open gash in the top of my head as I teeter like a tree in the wind before finally collapsing flat back in the middle of the ring..the fans out of their mind by this time begin a “HolyShit” chant..as I look straight up at the lights.

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 Paul Hammond

Former XCW Owner and current XWA Advocate

Is at ringside and says: *Holds my head in total disbelief that Alex has chopped down the big Monster as still stunned..yells at Alex to get up and continue the beating before the Monster has time to process the blow*

 

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Alex Santos

2nd Generation Blue Chipper

Is Inside the No Moves Barred Cell and says: *Rises to my feet seeing the result of my daring feat as the fans are now chanting my name..I walk to camera side doing a Tommy Forever classic extreme pose with two arms out to the side..posing and soaking up the cheers that grow more intense as unbeknownst to me the Monster Jaxxus slowly rises behind me wiping off the blood on his hand trembling with anger as I continue to taunt the fans with my Xtreme prowress*

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Adam Mooney

The Soundtrack Of Xtreme

Is at the ringside announce table and says: “Shades of Tommy Forever…this young man IS EXTREME!! Alex Santos bringing the noise here to the XWA arena…but just wait…THE MONSTER IS ALIVE…WATCH OUT ALEX!!”

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Jaxxus

Hollywood Wrecking Machine

Is Inside The ring and says: *I stand now very steadily behind the young upstart ..enraged with the blood..my own blood now flowing from my head ..I wait until he has the stunning realization that I am back up without even turning around as he suddenly is frozen in time momentarily struggling on what to do with this crisis..he slowly turns around and I grab him by the hair and hitting him with a side knee to the stomach..gritting my teeth I yell at him before throwing him very high to the other side of the ring face first into the upper part of the cage as he recoils like a spring from the solid steel unforgiving structure literally bouncing off the mat. I yank him up again clubbing him several times over the back with seriously stiff clubbing forearm smashes dropping him to the mat with each one.  I pound my chest like King Kong as I lift young Alex Santos over my head with an awesome press slam pumping him like a weight bar before throwing his carcass back first into the cage as he flip-flops back into the ring with a THUD after hitting the cage..he writhes in pain clutching his already injured ribs and back as I stand over him menacingly..*

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Adam Mooney

The Soundtrack Of Xtreme

Is at the ringside announce table and says: “The ungodly power of Jaxxus…and just like that Alex Santos is in dire danger!! Paul Hammond may have to find himself a new charge cause it looks like the expiration date on young Alex Santos is up as of right now!!”

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Paul Hammond

Former XCW Owner and current XWA Advocate

Is at ringside and says: *Covers my face in my hands watching the carnage ensue as poor Alex Santos, Son of the Owner, bounces like a ping-pong ball from one side of the imposing violent structure to the other..I half heartedly yell to Alex to get up and fight trying to hold back my grin that the Santos Kid is taking an absolute beating and I try my best to remain concerned for the son of the owner who stripped away the company I spent so much time building. I need this job I remind myself and I will build the XWA just as I did with XCW..off the backs of the Owners!*

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Alex Santos

2nd Generation Blue Chipper

Is Inside the No Moves Barred Cell and says: *Rolling around in agony..I clutch my back and ribs as I look up holding my hand out to Paul Hammond for help as I see the Singapore cane only inches away. I hear Paul yelling at me to get up as Jaxxus take a momentary break from the onslaught to pose ..I crawl towards the cane..my only hope at a fight..not wanting to let Paul down I leap towards the cane..getting my hand around its hilt…finally. *

 

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Jaxxus

Hollywood Wrecking Machine

Is Inside The No Moves Barred Cage and says: *Turns quickly seeing Alex grasp the weapon…I stomp down hard on his hand as he begs off now holding his back, ribs and now hand. I lift him from the mat securing him tightly in the unescapable grip of my bear hug..but not just and ordinary version of the hold I swing wildly from side to side rag-dolling the young Santos kid as he wails from side to side with maximum velocity lifelessly flailing in the wind. Suddenly the familiar strains of “Real American Child”..the entrance music of the very man I came to destroy now echos throughout the arena as I stop with Alex lifeless in my grip..looking towards the rampway..grinning manically*

Adam Mooney

Adam Mooney

The Soundtrack Of Xtreme

Is at the ringside announce table and says: “That theme is undeniable..thats the song of the man Jaxxus called out tonight…thats the music of only one man..The INCREDIBLE RIP…REMMINGTON!! He is here to answer the big mans challenge that he has been saying for weeks!! He is scheduled later tonight to face the 450 lb. Gangland but he’s getting in on the action right now…we may just have our “No Maneuvers Allowed” Cage match RIGHT NOW!! *Is yelled at once again through the headset to correct the cage match name that I mistakenly messed up* “Yes…Manouvers are allowed fans…only MOVES are barred..in this “No Moves Barred Match!!” *Sits onscreen obviously frustrated by the obvious flubs as inaudible screams are heard in a low tone coming from my ear piece… I remove it throwing it across the table..all caught on camera as I just put my head down in shame*

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Rip Remmington

The Real American Hero

Is On The XWA Rampway and Says: *Tears through the curtain in my signature Blue tear way shirt and offset by white trunks boots and head band to a thunderous ovation…I stand at the top of the ramp throwing my arm way back and then forward waving an accusatory finger at Jaxxus as the fans yell “Yooouuu” as I call him out! I march forward down the ramp massive 24 inch arms flailing as I stalk down to the ominous Red structure that looms in front of me. The Hollywood Beast waves me on as he continues to pound on Alex as a way to taunt me. I look back and forth to the crowd getting myself “Ripped” up as I start to climb the cage as Jaxxus throws Alex lifelessly to the other side of the cage waiting for me to get in the ring!!*

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Gangland

One Man Army

Is on the XWA Rampway and Says: *Rushes to the ring as fast as my 450 pound awesome frame will allow catching Rip half way up the cage with a pounding forearm smash rocking him off the metal rungs and down to the floor in a standing position..as he holds himself up on the cage holding his back I follow-up with a savage avalanche into the steel structure squashing the 320 pound superstar with great force dropping him to the mat. Jaxxus calls for the cage to lift again as Gangland throws the devastated body of Rip Remmington into the ring at the feet of the man who’s only mission was to DESTROY him!! I roll under the ropes to join the fray.*

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Adam Mooney

The Soundtrack Of Xtreme

Is at the ringside announce table and says: *My god…thats the One Man Army…Gangland..and hes striking first on Rip..I dont like these odds for Remmington!! Gangland is scheduled to meet Rip later tonight in a revenge match following Ganglands Houseshow attack on Remmington a few weeks ago!! Rips ribs are still worse for wear I am told!!*

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Paul Hammond

Former XCW Owner and current XWA Advocate

Is at ringside and says: *Sees things getting out of hand..I look into the camera noting that “I HAVE TO GO BACK STAGE TO “GET HELP”  I rush quietly off set towards the back and off air..*

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Rip Remmington

The Real American Hero

Is inside the XWA ring and says: *I flat on my stomach after the assault as I try to pull myself to my feet unknowingly on the legs of the man who wants to end me as I struggle to one knee off the legs of Jaxxus..The Hollywood Wrecking Machine…the fans try to rally me with a strong “Rip Em” chant..*

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Jaxxus

Hollywood Wrecking Machine

Is Inside The XWA Ring and says: *Sees the beaten frame of Rip Remmington at my feet..as he gets to waist level..I grab both side of his head in my hands..gripping it tightly as I look out to the fans..threatening to snap his neck..yelling at Rip…finally turning it violently to one side instantly dropping Rip to the mat as the fans cheers turns to a rain of boos as I stand over him arms out to the side I put a foot on him as Gangland bounds off the ropes hitting a high Splash crushing the hero..I keep him still again with my foot pinning him in position with my size 14 boot as Gang hits as second…followed by a Third big splash on the ribs of the fan favorite..I pound my chest in victory as my PPV Opponent is squashed in front of me*

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Adam Mooney

The Soundtrack Of Xtreme

Is at the ringside announce table and says: “This is the end for Remmington…not only will he be unable to compete here tonight..but even his PPV match may be in danger as well..this assault from Jaxxus and Gangland just may put Rips entire career in jeopardy!!”

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Alex Santos

2nd Generation Blue Chipper

Is Inside the XWA Ring and says: Is slumped in the corner..and finally back to total consciousness as I see Rip being decimated …I look to my left..seeing my cane still left unattended..I reach out pulling it towards myself scrambling as not to be noticed by the two Monsters. The pounding continues as Gangland takes more air out of the body of Remmington with another giant splash as the ring shakes with each one. Neither Jaxxus or Gangland is aware of me as I slowly pull myself to my feet holding my cane low and loosely unsure what will happen..the fans getting to their feet begin to react as they see me in a position to assist Rip!! I look out to the fans..then to ringside looking for Paul Hammond who has long since abandoned the area for safety and finally makes the decision to step in as Gangland bounces off the ropes to finish the deal on Rip..I strike hard with a wild shot to the stomach as the big man stops cold stooped over clutching the strike area…clearly stopped at least momentarily as I turn to the big Jaxxus..I swing the cane with great force connecting across his chest..not moving him. I strike again..and again..and again..wearing myself out as Jaxxus catches the cane on his next swing…glaring at me as I back off into the corner begging off..*

 

Adam Mooney

Adam Mooney

The Soundtrack Of Xtreme

Is at the ringside announce table and says: “Alex Santos is standing tall against two monsters..this kid has guts…but he is having no effect whatsoever on these two giants..he may be put on the shelf directly alongside Rip Remmington!! What a wild night here in the XWA!!”

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Detox

Xtreme Legend

Is in the stands and says: The fans explode as “Enter Sandman” erupts from the sound system and the camera now pans to the fans near the crows nest as I stand in the middle of the ravenous fans  with my own Singapore can raised high for all to see as I slam back a can of beer..before pounding it over and over off of my forehead causing my signature “color” I make my way through the fans and over the rail..I slide into the ring wailing away at an oncoming Gangland with a brutal stiff cane shot to the stomach doubling him over and another straight across his full back knocking him to the outside..I then go right after Jaxxus with a wild swing to his bare back causing him to wince in pain only momentarily..he releases Alex’s cane and whips around to face me…enraged!! I smash him over and over with the cane as Jaxxus easily blocks the shots with his forearms as he moves forward almost unaffected by my attack. Suddenly Alex lashes out with his cane over the back of Jaxxus..I look up stunned as Jaxxus stops suddenly caught between us both..I look out to the fans shrugging as we both tee off on the big man trading cane shots on the Hollywood Monster finally rocking him as we begin to wear him out with shot after shot..chopping away at him..to a massive ovation to the fans as myself and my opponent at the PPV are for this moment are on the same page!!*

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Gangland

One Man Army

Is at ringside and Says: *Recovering from the beatdown..I slide back into the ring as I run towards Detox to stop the two on one beat down of the monster Jaxxus!!*

 

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Rip Remmington

The Real American Hero

Is inside the XWA ring and says: *Hearing the fans..I suddenly sit up..still holding my ribs..I begin to shake..the fans chant my name and I shake myself to one knee..both hands in fists now being fired up from the crowd pop..I shake my head as my blonde hair whips wildly from side to side..with Jaxxus back on to me he has no idea that I am back to my feet..suddenly powered up off the energy of the fans!! I see Gangland rushingDetox and I catch him in a deep giant slam driving him hard to the mat shaking the ring with the impact of the big man hitting the mat with authority. Gangland rolls again out of the ring as I finally look over as Jaxxus is on the ropes as the other two wrestlers are hitting him hard with shot after shot but to no avail..he reaches out grabbing them both by the throats..I charge at him clotheslining him over the ropes to the floor to a thunderous ovation*

Adam Mooney

Adam Mooney

The Soundtrack Of Xtreme

Is at the ringside announce table and says: “Rip Remmington is “Ripping UP!! My god look at him..after all the punishment and this man is coming back for more!! He sustained 3 full on AK-47 splashes and now he’s up!! This is almost inhuman!!”

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Jaxxus

Hollywood Wrecking Machine

Is Inside The XWA Ring and says: *Is clotheslined over the ropes but lands surely on my feet next to Gangland as I glare back into the ring..I put my foot back on the ring apron and pulls on the top rope trying to get back inside the ring to rejoin the fight but Gangland pulls me off the ropes whispering in my ear as we back up the ramp as we yell at Rip and his friends in the ring that we would see them a little later*

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Rip Remmington

The Real American Hero

Is inside the XWA ring and says: *My music plays as all three of us are near the ropes in front of the ramp as we beg the two enemies to come back for more as we finally move about the ring receiving the cheers as Detox takes to the ropes pointing the cane towards our foes threateningly as I begin to cup my hand to my ear taking in the cheers of the fans and I begin to pose to a wild ovation..I go from side to side posing to each set of stark raving “Rippers” . I look to my left and I see Alex Santos posing with me…he is posing hard..taking in my cheers as I stand back with a grin looking at the frail weakling having his moment..I cover my mouth trying not to laugh..I step out of the ring and heads back up the ramp slapping hands with the fans leaving both Santos (Still posing to each corner) and leaving Detox now sitting on the ropes breaking out a smoke watching Santos, oblivious that he is being watched but very much into “Giving the fans what they want!!”

Adam Mooney

Adam Mooney

The Soundtrack Of Xtreme

Is at the ringside announce table and says:” A trio that I thought I would NEVER see unified in that ring…and XWA Superstar..and XCW Legend and The Son Of The owner of this very company all came together to fend off the monstrous duo of Jaxxus and Gangland!! Fans this is XWA action at its BEST!!”

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Detox

Xtreme Legend

Is in the stands and says: *Amused by the young Santos posing like a huge star I sit on the top ropes smoking with my cane sitting on my lap..I finish my smoke and jumps down off the ropes ,stomping out the butt…I simply turn cane raised and drops young Alex with a vicious cane shot to the head dropping him dead to the mat as I spark up another smoke..shaking my head and having fully extracted my revenge from last week..I step through the ropes jumping to ringside giving Alex the finger before slowly spilling into the fans. I am shown breaking open a can of beer passed to him by a fan as we go off air…*

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Alex Santos

2nd Generation Blue Chipper

Is Inside the XWA Ring and says: * As we go off the air for a commercial break..I am being helped to my feet by EMTs as I lean up against the ropes as medical attendees check my eyes with lights re-bandaging my head from the brutal cane attack..I get a light smattering of cheers from the fans….THEN…*

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Displayed on the giant screen is: *The familiar “Cold Runs Blood” Video plays suddenly out of the “Blue” as music begins to play in a techno style as the lights suddenly lower..*

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The Frost Ninja

Immortal Kombat Fighter

Is Inside The XWA Ring and says: *The lights go completely out as suddenly the “COLD RUNS BLOOD SYMBOL” illuminates the ring as it spins on the XWA logo mid-ring as Alex Santos looks on confused as the lighting switches to an ice blue lighting effect and is paired with a loud techno “Faux Mortal Kombat” style music hits as the fans erupt again…snow begins to fall in the middle of the ring as the lighting turns into a strobe like effect almost blinding in nature…Alex looks up to the ceiling towards the light as his motion is made obscure by the flickering effect..suddenly in front of him in full armor stands the man rumored to be known as The Frost Ninja. His blue Ninja Uniform is highlighted by a one shoulder steel shoulder armored piece with a partial blue face mask covering his nose and mouth with arms and legs covered in metal gauntlets as he demonstrates his martial arts moves in errie detail through the strobe effect..the music pounds during his routine…finally the Ninja stops..now perfectly straight..hands placed together in almost prayer style in front of him as he closes his eyes..suddenly opening them revealing a solid white and blue contact lenses as he pivots quickly spin-kicking Alex Santos harshly to the mat….before returning to his meditation stance as the lights and blue effect suddenly go off and on in a matter of seconds and the Frost Ninja is GONE!! As the lights come back on Alex Santos is out cold once again this time Paul Hammond stands over him..trying to revive him as the last flakes of snow continues to fall on his well beaten body*

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Patience Devine and “Gawwwdgusss” Gavin Glitter

XWA Lead Color Commentators

Are at the Ringside Announce Table and says:

Patience Devine: *Returning from the merchandise table after all the action has ended both Gavin Glitter and I take our seats with large “Big Gulp” sodas both wearing Rock N Roll Experience T-Shirts from the concession area as we take our time fixing our hair before placing on our headset mics looking over at a worn out Adam Mooney..* “Okay…we are back…did we miss anythang shugga?”

Adam Mooney

Adam Mooney

The Soundtrack Of Xtreme

Is at the ringside announce table and says: *Glares over at the two delinquent announcers about ready to tear their heads off verbally…* ” You would know…” *Stops myself short knowing I am wasting my time* “No…not a thing guys…not a thing” *rustles my papers preparing for the next segment*

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Patience Devine and “Gawwwdgusss” Gavin Glitter

XWA Lead Color Commentators

Are at the Ringside Announce Table and says:

Gavin Glitter: “Theres snow on mah damn announcer seat…whut tha hell man!!”

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

XWA Fever Episode 2 Segment 1: Bucksaw Jim Dawson VS Vladimir Maximov

Adam Mooney

ADAM MOONEY

Xtreme Wrestling Alliance Head Announcer

Is at the XWA Announce Table and Says: *The opening credits for the show finish as I stare blankly into the camera unaware that we are live and on the air. The seconds tick by in silence until Erik Richmond scream into the left side of my headset bringing me back to attention.* “What? Oh! Er..ah… Welcome fans to another action packed episode of XWA Fever! Last week we witnessed the  shocking return of Nightmare to capture the XWA World Heavyweight Championship from John Harshcastle Jr. What will be the fallout here tonight? What does this mean for the Heavyweight Championship match at Deadly Liaisons? Answers we hope to have later tonight! As always I am joined by my broadcasting colleagues Patience Devine and Gorgeous Gavin Glitter!”

 

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Patience Devine & Gawwwaaadgus Gavin Glitter 

XWA Color Commentators 

Is at the XWA Announce Table and Says:

Glitter: “Ahh no Adam Mooney Dats GAWWWAAADGUS GAVIN GLITTER!!! Ya gotta let it roll off yo tongue brotha!”

Patience: “I thought the Pay Per View was called “Dangerous Liaisons”? Did somebody change the name or something?”

 

Vladimir Maximov

Vladimir Maximov

Red Army Strong

Is at the Gorilla Position and Says: *A musical rendition of the Russian National Anthem plays over the house speakers as the X-tron flickers to life with an animated Soviet Union flag flapping on screen. I step out on the stage in a red bomber jacket emblazoned with the hammer and sickle on the back and wearing furry Ushanka Hat. I carry a Soviet flag waving it vigorously as the fans boo me. I make my way to the ring berating the booing fans as I go. I climb into the ring and turn saluting the animated flag on the X-tron.*

 

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Patience Devine & Gawwwaaadgus Gavin Glitter 

XWA Color Commentators 

Is at the XWA Announce Table and Says: 

Glitter: “Look at the size of the dome on dat man! Say baby dis is 2017 right? Don’t dat boy know dere ain’t no Soviet Union no mo?”  

Patience: “I like his hat. Will you buy me one baby? I want one with white fur.”

Glitter: “anythang fo my sugah!”

 

Adam Mooney

ADAM MOONEY

Xtreme Wrestling Alliance Head Announcer

Is at the XWA Announce Table and Says: “The Big Russian looks fired up tonight! Last week he and the Golden Sheik came out on the losing end against Bucksaw Jim Dawson and XWA newcomer Iron Eagle. Iron Eagle used some questionable tactics to last week to secure the win for his team! Iron Eagle hit Golden Eagle…excuse me…Golden Sheik in the throat with the end of the flag pole. Bucksaw wasn’t too happy with his protégé when he saw the replay. After the match Maximov turned on the Golden Eag…er Sheik and challenged Bucksaw and Iron Eagle to a rematch at “Dangerous Liaisons” against himself and his cousin Nikita which I am told Bucksaw and Iron Eagle accepted the challenge. Maximov is now asking for the crowd’s silence as he sings the Russian National Anthem.”

 jim_dawson “Bucksaw” Jim Dawson

HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Is at the Gorilla Position and Says: *just as Maximov is about to start singing “Stars and stripes forever” blasts from the speakers cutting Maximov off. Irate Maximov kicks the bottom rope and complains to the ref and the ring announcer as I step through the curtains followed close behind by Iron Eagle waving old glory. I raise my trusty 2X4 high in the air giving my signature war cry of “HOOOOOOO!”. I march to the ring giving the cheering fans a thumbs up. I tuck the 2X4 underneath the bottom turnbuckle in my corner then rolls into the ring. I march to the center of the ring coming nose to nose with Maximov.*

 

Vladimir Maximov

Vladimir Maximov

Red Army Strong

Is in the XWA Ring and Says: *The Ref separates us then calls for the bell to start the match. We lock up in the middle of the ring in a collar and elbow tie up. I try to overpower Bucksaw and shove him backwards but he barely moves. We lock up once more this time Bucksaw returns the favor shoving me backwards with enough force to send me crashing to the mat on the back of my head rolling me completely over coming up to one knee. embarrassed and enraged I charge across the ring at Bucksaw and gets taken to the mat with a side headlock takedown. I claw my way back to a vertical base and shoves Bucksaw off of me into the ropes. Bucksaw bounds off the ropes and collides shoulder to shoulder with me neither of us budge an inch. Bucksaw motions for me to try and knock him down. I charge off the ropes with all the speed and force I can muster colliding shoulder to shoulder with Bucksaw. Bucksaw doesn’t move an inch. I try again and still Bucksaw doesn’t budge. Frustrated I motion to Bucksaw that it’s his turn. Bucksaw charges off the ropes and runs through me like a mack truck driving me hard into the mat. I quickly get back to my feet kicking the bottom rope in frustration as Bucksaw leads the fans in a “USA” chant.”

 

Adam Mooney

ADAM MOONEY

Xtreme Wrestling Alliance Head Announcer

Is at the XWA Announce Table and Says: “It’s been a battle of power VS power early on and Bonesaw clearly has th..” *I stop abruptly mid sentence as XWA owner Alexis Santos freaks out in the right side of my headset telling me never to mention that name on the air again. Rattled, I try to collect myself and continue calling the match.* “I…uh…ahem…well ah sorry about that fans I had a little slip of the tongue there. I meant to say is Bucksaw not Bone…ah…anyway back to the match! Bucksaw clearly has the upper hand in the power department! What say you Patience and Gavin?”

 

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Patience Devine & Gawwwaaadgus Gavin Glitter 

XWA Color Commentators 

Is at the XWA Announce Table and Says: 

Glitter: “We got two, count em two big hombres in there tonight baby! The action is Hawt and only gettin hawter! Now ain’t that GAWWWAAADGUS!!!”

Patience: “Why can’t we say Bucksaw I thought that was his name?”

 

Iron Eagle

 IRON EAGLE

The Hero You Need

Is at the Ringside and says: *I cheer on my tag team partner from the floor vigorously waving old glory. Maximov raises his hand in the air challenging Dawson to a test of strength. I along with the fans try to warn Dawson not to trust Maximov and just as their fingers lock Maximov doubles Dawson over with a kick to the stomach. Maximov follows up with a series of clubbing forearms to the back then scoops Dawson off the mat and drops him across his knee with a vicious back breaker. Maximov holds Dawson on his knee pushing down on Dawson chin and knee trying to bend Dawson in half. Finally Maximov lets Dawson slump to the mat. Dawson rolls on to his stomach writhing in pain. Maximov bounds off the ropes and drops a heavy knee to the small of Dawson’s back. Dawson screams out in agony stretching his hand out towards the fans trying to draw energy from the fans. Maximov drops another knee to Dawsons back then drags him back to his feet. Maximov yells at the fans chanting “USA” then drags a thumb across his throat signaling that the match is over and then locks Dawson in a Russian Bear Hug. Maximov pours on the pressure squeezing the life out of Dawson. Dawson struggles to free himself but unable to do so he starts to fade. The ref lifts Dawson’s limp arm letting it drop once. As the ref lifts Dawson’s arm for a second time I climb up on the ring apron with Old Glory and Bucksaw’s 2X4 in hand.*

 

Vladimir Maximov

Vladimir Maximov

Red Army Strong

Is in the XWA Ring and Says: *I see Iron Eagle climbing up on the ring apron out of the corner of my eye and releases Dawson letting him slump to the mat. I turn my attention to Iron Eagle yelling at him as he waves the American flag in my face. I try to grab the flag out of Iron Eagle’s hands. Eagle responds by spitting in my face. I wipe the spit off my face glaring at Iron Eagle then lunges at him. The Ref jumps in between us trying to separate us. During the fracas Iron Eagle tosses the 2X4  into the ring to Dawson.*

 

jim_dawson “Bucksaw” Jim Dawson

HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Is in the XWA Ring and Says: *Unaware of what is going on I struggle to get to my knees. I see my 2X4 lying on the mat and grabs it using it as a crutch to push myself back up on my feet. I raise the 2X4 high in the air as the fans cheer me on. I look at the 2X4 then at Maximov’s exposed back as he tussles with Iron Eagle and the ref. I raise the 2X4 about to strike when I change my mind not wanting to win that way and tosses the 2X4 out of the ring just as the ref restores order and sends Iron Eagle back to the floor. I make my way to Maximov holding my ribs. I grab his shoulder turning him to face me. I land a series of lefts and rights backing Maximov into a corner. I attempt to Irish whip Maximov to the opposite corner but he reverses the whip sending me crashing hard into the corner turnbuckle. Maximov Charges in after me but I mange to get a foot up catching him square in the jaw. Maximov sways on the spot and I charge out of the corner connecting with a clothesline. Maximov gets back to his feet and I connect with another clothesline followed by another. Finally I scoop Maximov off the mat planting him with a bodyslam. I march to the opposite corner giving the fans a mighty “HOOOOO!” then drops into the 3 points stance ready to end the match. As Maximov gets to his feet I charge across the ring looking for the  football tackle. Maximov dives out of the way at the last possible second and I slam shoulder first into the ring post and spills out of the ring to the floor. The ref begins a 10 count as Maximov tries to shake the cobwebs. Iron Eagle rushes to my side helping me to my feet and drags me towards the ring as the count reaches 6. Having recovered Maximov reaches over the top rope grabbing my hair pulling me up on the ring apron breaking the 10 count in the process.*

 

Iron Eagle

 IRON EAGLE

The Hero You Need

Is at the Ringside and says: *Maximov hooks Dawson and attempts to suplex him back into the ring. As Maximov lifts Dawson I grab Maximov’s ankle tripping him. Maximov falls flat on his back with Dawson on top of him. I hold onto Maximov’s leg pulling down while ducking down out of sight beside the ring as the ref slide into position unable to see me and slaps the mat 1…2…3 while Maximov struggles unable to kick out. I release Maximov’s leg and pops back to my feet acting all innocent then climbs into the ring and pulls Dawson to his feet. I raise Dawson’s arm in victory much to the delight of the fans!*

 

Adam Mooney

ADAM MOONEY

Xtreme Wrestling Alliance Head Announcer

Is at the XWA Announce Table and Says: “Bucksaw Jim Dawson picks up the win albeit with a little help from Iron Eagle on the outside! I don’t think Dawson is aware of what went down but he is seeing it as we speak on the video replay on the X-tron and Dawson doesn’t look happy! in fact he’s having some words with Iron Eagle now!”

 

patience & gavin

Patience Devine & Gawwwaaadgus Gavin Glitter 

XWA Color Commentators 

Is at the XWA Announce Table and Says: 

Glitter: “What’s the 2X4 man upset fo he won didin he? The Glitter man always takes a win any way he can get it! The less damage this sexay face takes the better!”

Patience: “Oh it’s over? I like Iron Eagle! Hey baby can you pop over to the merchandise table and buy me an Iron Eagle mask?”

Glitter: “Wouldntcha rather a GAWWWAAADGUS pair Gavin Glitter shades instead sweet cakes!”

Patience: “Ummm…Can I have both? You’re not actually going to make me pay for the shades are you?”

Glitter: “Of course baby! Normally I’ll take cash or plastic but all I want from you is sum o’ dat sweet, sweet sugah! HAWT! HAWT! HAWT! OWWW HAVE MERCY BABY!!!”

 

jim_dawson “Bucksaw” Jim Dawson

HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Is in the XWA Ring and Says: “I hold my shoulder as I admonish Iron Eagle for cheating. Iron Eagle and continue to argue until suddenly there is murmur from the capacity crowd…*

nikita

  NIKITA MAXIMOV

The Russian Sickle

Is in the Stands and says: “I make my way through the sea of fans with a collared chain fastened around my neck and loops of chain dripping down my chest. I leap the guard rail and slides into the ring behind Dawson. Iron Eagle sees me but before he can warn Dawson I wrap the chain around my forearm  and connects with a vicious chain wrapped forearm to Dawson’s back crumpling him to the mat. I take a swing at Iron Eagle too missing by a good 6 inches. Iron Eagle clutches the face as though I made contact and falls through the ropes landing on his feet on floor outside the ring. Vladimir and I pummel Dawson in the ring. Vladimir barks orders to me and I oblige pulling Dawson to his feet. I shock the fans by gorilla pressing the 290lb Dawson and then slamming him to the mat prompting a “holy sh*t” chant from the fans.*

 

Iron Eagle

 IRON EAGLE

The Hero You Need

Is at the Ringside and says: “My eyes widen in shock as Nikita Maximov gorilla pressed Dawson. I clutch the side of my face in agony even though I wasn’t hit and stumbles around the ring side area trying to shake the supposed cobwebs. Vladimir drags Dawson to his feet and tells Nikita to hit Dawson with the hammer. Nikita charges across the ring connecting with a hellacious “Russian Hammer” clothesline made infinitely worse by the fact that Nikita has his arm wrapped in the chain. The “Russian Hammer” turns Dawson inside out leaving him in a heap. Nikita leans over the top rope with is tongue out glaring at me expecting me to try and save Dawson while Vladimir rains down on Dawson with heavy right hands. I continue to clutch the side of my face and stumbles away from the ring and halfway up the ramp. Numerous officials run past me climbing into the ring and trying to get the Maximovs off of Dawson. The fans hit me with a smattering of boos as I stumble farther from the ring for not at least attempting to save my tag partner.*

 

Adam Mooney

ADAM MOONEY

Xtreme Wrestling Alliance Head Announcer

Is at the XWA Announce Table and Says: “Nikita Maximov has made his XWA debut in a big way! He just absolutely destroyed Bucksaw Jim Dawson! I’ve never seen anyone manhandle Bucksaw like that before! Iron Eagle appears to be injured! I’m not sure what exactly happened to him. I never saw him get hit by anyone or anything at least from my vantage point! Did you or Patience see what happened to Iron Eagle Gavin?…Gavin?” *Looks to my left where Gavin and Patience should be and realizes that they already left to go to the merchandise table.* “Well..ah…I guess they didn’t see anything either! On that note fans there is plenty more action here tonight on XWA fever! Don’t touch that dial!” *I glare in the direction of the merchandise table while the officials try to reestablish order in the ring. The show then goes to a commercial break*

AWI Magazine Power Hour: Hosted By Bill Ashton reviewing the first episode of XWA Fever in the new era of XWA

*The familiar older looking newsroom almost like something out of a 80s movie complete with type writers and copy machines in the background is seen on the screen. The camera pans to our host near an old coffee machine just finishing pouring himself a cup of Joe. He holds the steaming cup  saluting the camera as the opening show credits momentarily creep onto the screen and then cut abruptly to Bill Ashton editor of American Wrestling Illustrated…the number 70157th source for wrestling news!*

Bill Ashton

Bill Ashton

Owner and Editor of AWI Magazine

Is In AWI Newsroom and says: “welcome fans to another edition of AWI online!” *The camera follows me to a battered old oak desk with a large AWI banner hanging on the wall behind it. I take my seat setting down the coffee cup next to an old typewriter on the desk. I clear my throat continuing my introduction to the show.* “As always I am joined via satellite by the one and only Dale Metzger, Editor of the Wrestling Watchtower!” *Metzger thanks me for the introduction* “You are welcome Dale! Lets get started! We are going to be reviewing the inaugural episode of XWA Fever but before we get to that we have some shocking news on the heels of the R.D. Bradley Memorial tournament! Rich Myers better know to fans as BONESAW JACK, has QUIT XWA!”

 

Dale Metzger

Dale Metzger

Editor of Wrestling Watchtower

Live Via Satellite: That’s right Bill, my sources tell me there was a very heated exchange between Bonesaw and Alexis Santos & Bubba Riley! In fact if you go back to the show and watch segment just before the tournament finals with Anthony Shiffone looking for a news scoop, just before Carnage or as it turned out Jon Hardcastle Jr, left the dressing room there was muffled yelling and screaming that could be heard. That wasn’t apart of the show script that was the actual blow up between Bonesaw and the new management! Shortly after the cameras were off backstage Bonesaw walked out and almost turned the end of the show on it’s ear as he was suppose to play a big part in the ending!”

 

Bill Ashton

Bill Ashton

Owner and Editor of AWI Magazine

Is In AWI Newsroom and says: “Yes as I understand it, it was suppose to be Bonesaw Jack or more accurately Mason the Mutilator, Rich Myers’ alter ego that originated in XWA back in 2003, that was suppose to run in and take down Crimson! I spoke to Bonesaw earlier today on the phone and he shed some light on the situation! Lets hear what Rich Myers AKA Bonesaw Jack had to say about the situation!”

 

<<<PRERECORDED PHONE INTERVIEW>>>

 

Bill Ashton

Bill Ashton

Owner and Editor of AWI Magazine

Is on the phone and says: “Hello Rich can you hear me alright? I’ll get right to it! My sources are telling me that you walked out on XWA at the R.D. Bradley Tournament, is this true? Are you no longer under the employ of XWA? If so can you shed some light on what exactly happened at the tournament?”

 

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Bonesaw Jack

Hardcore Icon

Is on the phone and says: I hear ya loud and clear Billy! Yeah it’s true I am officially a free agent. As to what happened at the tournament, well I was going over the end of the tournament and my role in the outcome with Alexis, Bubba and Jon Jr. in my dressing room. It was still very unclear to me what my role was going to be within the new regime faction. I wanted to know where I fit in to all of this. I wanted to know what the payoff was going to be at the end. All they would tell me was “we’ve got big plans for you”. What you have to understand Bill is by turning on AWX and joining XWA I stood to lose a lot of merchandise money. I mean whose gonna be buying Bonesaw shirts and action figures and so on when I sellout to XWA? NOBODY that’s who. So if I’m going to do this I want to know what the plan is and I think after all these years I’ve at least earned that. Anyway it just felt like 2003 all over again. I told Alexis and Bubba so and that if they couldn’t give some definitive answers then I wasn’t on board. Then everything went to hell. Alexis got hysterical and accused me of sabotaging the show and threatened law suits and Bubba did much the same. That was it for me I didn’t need that crap so grabbed my gear and walked out.

 

 

Bill Ashton

Bill Ashton

Owner and Editor of AWI Magazine

Is on the phone and says: “I see so it was basically a lack of respect from Alexis and Bubba in your view that lead to this. Possibly dare I say it some bad blood left over from the XWA/AWX wars from back in the early 2000s. What was your role suppose to be in the tournament finals?

 

bonesaw2

Bonesaw Jack

Hardcore Icon

Is on the phone and says: “I was suppose to run from the crowd and make it look I was about to attack Carnage but then at Alexis’ direction I was to attack Crimson turning on AWX and allowing Carnage to get the pin. Essentially what the “other” guy did. I was to become Alexis and Bubba’s lackey. I’ll give em credit for thinking on the fly. They took a kid named Parker Joseph who had a passing resemblance to me, threw a Mason knock off mask on him and called him Unknown and threw him into the mix.  This is what the new “look” for Mason the Mutilator was suppose to be..” *A personal photo taken at a promo shoot is shown on the screen*

MasonXWA      (Photo courtesy of Rich Myers)

 “…Not bad eh Billy? It was a play on a storyline I did years ago in XCW where I was trying to get Tommy Forever to join XWA I referred to Bubba and Alexis as Uncle Bubba and Auntie Alexis and I even wore a shirt that said “Please forgive me Uncle Bubba”. Anyway that’s about the short and long of it all Bill.”

 

Bill Ashton

Bill Ashton

Owner and Editor of AWI Magazine

Is on the phone and says: “So Basically Unknown was a stand in for Mason the Mutilator is what you are saying in a nutshell. You mentioned 2003, for years there have been rumors and speculation as to why you left XWA so quickly back then. Roughly about 2 weeks after signing on with XWA. Many say you left to join your friend and trainer Krull Valhalla in his upstart JEWCW state side. What is the real scoop?

 

 

bonesaw2

Bonesaw Jack

Hardcore Icon

Is on the phone and says: “There’s no denying that Krull and JEWCW were a big factor in my decision to leave XWA in 2003 but that wasn’t the actual reason. Let me walk you through my time in XWA back in 2003…There I was headlining shows in XCW making good money…not great but good…at least when the cheques  didn’t bounce. I get a call from Krull saying he can get me into XWA. He said I’d make a lot more money and I wouldn’t have to tear the hell out of myself in front bingo hall and school gym crowds anymore. So yeah I jumped at it! After all I had a family to feed. Anyway I head to Miami and to XWA Headquarters to sign the contract and get started on my XWA career. So I’m ready to give XWA Bonesaw Jack like they’ve never seen him before but then they tell me they don’t want Bonesaw Jack and that I need a fresh new gimmick. They put me in a sh*t brown outfit and a partial mask and dub me “Mason the Mutilator”. I hated the name, I hated the gimmick, I hated everything to do with Mason the Mutilator. Fast forward to almost 2 weeks later and my debut match and as it turned out my last match in XWA. I get to the arena and check the board and I see that they have me penciled in to wrestle one of their top guys “Nightmare”. I’m thinking this is great I’m going to wrestle Nightmare in my first match! I’m getting put into a program with one of the top guys in the company! So I go to Nightmare’s dressing room so we can go over our match and what we are going to do out there. Nightmare lays out a bell to bell squash match and guess whose getting squashed? Me! I manage to talk Nightmare into letting me do a few of my trademark moves. For the record I have no problem putting anyone over in a match as long as it’s done right. If that match had been done right it could have led to a great Nightmare / Mason feud. Instead Nightmare sandbagged me and no sold my stuff making me look weak and out of his league and to top it all off when it came time for me to get in a few of my trademark moves some other guy came out on the stage and cut a promo on another guy. None of this had anything to do with the match going on in the ring and of course all the cameras were on the promo guy during my offensive flurry so no one watching at home saw a thing. The play by play announcer completely ignored the match in the ring when promo guy came out…not that she was paying much attention to match to begin with. So I did the job and then promptly left the building. I was lied too, misused, and made a fool of. To say I was furious would be an understatement. Krull called me up having saw the match and apologized to me. He figured I was being punished by the company because he and I were friends. Krull told me that if I left XWA that I’d have a home in JEWCW state side if I wanted it. So with that in mind I called up Alexis and told her exactly what I thought of the way I was treated by the company and if there weren’t some significant changes then I was done with XWA. Alexis threw a hissy fit and told me if I didn’t like the way she and Bubba were running things then I could leave. I said fine and I left and the rest as they say is history.”

 

Bill Ashton

Bill Ashton

Owner and Editor of AWI Magazine

Is on the phone and says: “It’s seems to me that you were brought in just to be cannon fodder for XWA’s upper echelon talent at the time. One last question before we wrap this up, What are your plans for the future now that you’re a free agent?

 

 

bonesaw2

Bonesaw Jack

Hardcore Icon

Is on the phone and says: “Oh I don’t know Billy, I think I will give my body a good rest first then I may return to Japan and JXW or work a few indy shows here in the states. Hell, I’m still open to working with Alexis and Bubba. Honestly most of the bad blood is from them. As far as I’m concerned the past is the past. I know they are probably still pissed at me for walking out in 2003 and definitely pissed at me for walking out again now and I’m sure the parody skits left a bad taste in their mouths too. Ironically the parody thing was suppose to be a one shot deal but Alexis reacted to the first one with such venom that we had to keep it going. People saw her reaction to it and started tuning in to see what we would do next.”

 

Bill Ashton

Bill Ashton

Owner and Editor of AWI Magazine

Is on the phone and says: “It’s nice to hear that retirement isn’t an option! Thank you for speaking with us today and hopefully we’ll have you on the show again real soon!” *Bonesaw thanks me for having him on the show and says goodbye hanging up the phone.*

<<<PRERECORDED PHONE INTERVIEW ENDS>>>

 

 

Bill Ashton

Bill Ashton

Owner and Editor of AWI Magazine

Is In AWI Newsroom and says: “And there you have it straight from the man himself.  There definitely seems to be a case of mistrust and bad blood between Bonesaw Jack and XWA management. Now on to the meat and potatoes of this show! We are going to review the first Episode of XWA Fever from opening dark matches all the way to the main event! I will turn things over to Dale Metzger to get us started!”

 

 

Dale Metzger

Dale Metzger

Editor of Wrestling Watchtower

Live Via Satellite: “Thanks Bill! Before I start I just have one final thought on the Bonsaw Jack matter. Bonesaw’s is one of many horror stories I’ve heard about XWA management and Alexis Santos from back in the E-Fed wars days. It makes me wonder what will happen to this new XWA under Alexis Santos and Bubba Riley. Have they learned from their past mistakes or will we see the company fall down around them once more? If the first episode of Fever is any indication I’d say they learned.

The first match was one of two preshow matches or dark matches as they are sometimes called. It was the unlikely tag team of Sacrilege & Larry “the Man” Rideout VS Schism & Mr. ML. The masked duo were game and wowed the crowd with some highflying moves but in the end “The Man” managed to make a hot tag to the seven foot monster Sacrilege. Sacrilege steamrolled through Schism and Mr. ML with nothing but raw power and at one hitting a double chokeslam on the masked duo. The match ended when Sacrilege hit a massive sit-out powerbomb on Mr. ML. He then tagged in Rideout who made the pin picking up his first pinfall victory in 20 years. It was decent starting match not great but the fans in attendance enjoyed it and gave Rideout a standing ovation for the victory. I’m not sure if XWA plans to keep Rideout and Sacrilege together or if it was a onetime thing but it would certainly make for an interesting tag team dynamic. The most noteworthy thing about the match beside Rideout actually winning was the stare down that occurred on the ramp between Sydd Future and Sacrilege as Sydd made his way to the ring for the next preshow match.”

 

Bill Ashton

Bill Ashton

Owner and Editor of AWI Magazine

Is In AWI Newsroom and says: “I think the Rideout/Sacrilege teaming was probably a one off thing. According to sources it was originally booked to be Unknown & Rideout teaming up but when Unknown got called up to the majors as it were changes were needed and Sacrilege got the nod to team up with Rideout. Based on the fan reaction though XWA may want to reconsider that. The stare down with Sydd could be a nod to a future, no pun intended, feud down the road between Sydd and Sacrilege.

In the second Preshow match Sydd Future took on The Eastside Brawler in a pure 80’s squash match. Sydd pinned the brawler in just over a minute after a Future Shock powerbomb. Nothing special about this one just a power showcase for Sydd. Next on to the main card!”

 

Dale Metzger

Dale Metzger

Editor of Wrestling Watchtower

Live Via Satellite: “After a very well done opening credits that featured the dusting off of the old XWA arena the show started with the new owners in the center of the ring and Alexis Santos gloating about taking over AWX and rechristening it XWA. Her first act as the new owner was to fire play-by-play announcer Vinny McMadden and replace him with former XWA play-by-play girl Patience Devine and her husband Gawwwaaadgus Gavin Glitter. Alexis wasn’t done with the firings just yet and called the Parody Gang to the ring where she reduced Lexi Licious to tears and fired her and the rest of the Parody gang. The gang all left except for Herpes the Clown who uncharacteristically was out of costume. Herpes as many fans will remember was one of the most ferocious womens wrestlers of all time competing in JEWCW under the name Blood Reaper. Herpes cut a scathing promo on Alexis then threw the Herpes wig in her face before leaving. Unfortunately for Herpes Alexis had the last laugh when she had Violent Ed of the wicked clowns attack Herpes throwing her off the stage and through a stack of tables. The Parody Gang came to Herpes side and we witnessed Lexi Licious transitioning into Elvira Von Reshke as she shook with rage glaring at Alexis and when the cameras went to commercial the fans in the arena got more as Lexi screamed at Alexis in the raspy voice she was famous for when she competed as Elvira. I expected the opening segment would either have something to do with Krull Valhalla or the Parody Gang. I was not disappointed. You will see the Parody gang again although you may not recognize them when they return in their old gimmicks before they became the parody gang. Also I’m told that we’ll be seeing Vinny McMadden again on TV very soon as well. What his role will be is unknown at the moment  “

 

Bill Ashton

Bill Ashton

Owner and Editor of AWI Magazine

Is In AWI Newsroom and says: “I look forward to seeing Blood Reaper competing in an XWA ring. She was so vicious back in the day in JEWCW that eventually the other women on the roster refused to get in the ring with her and she started wrestling the men and let me tell ya some of them didn’t fare any better than the women! Next up on the card was suppose to be a tag team match featuring The Rogue Warriors VS Ghetto Heat. The Rogues came out on the stage and informed the crowd that due to an oversight the Rogues contract had expired and they weren’t contractually obligated to wrestle. They put the blame squarely on management and said until a new deal was finalized that the fans wouldn’t see them in an XWA ring again. They then challenged Alexis to make them a serious offer instead of trying to undercut them so they could get back in the ring and do what they do best “kicking ass”. The Rogues then left and the referee proceeded to count the Rogues out awarding the match to Ghetto Heat. On a related note I will be at the upcoming XWA Pay Per View “Dangerous Liaisons to present The Rogue Warriors with a special AWI Tag Team of the Decade Award. Alexis Santos has assured me that The Rogue Warriors will be there to accept the award. She says that both sides are very close on a new contract.

 

Dale Metzger

Dale Metzger

Editor of Wrestling Watchtower

Live Via Satellite: Really? My sources say they aren’t even close to a new deal. I guess we’ll have to wait and see who is right. Next on the card was an intriguing match up, a six-man tag featuring Surge, Daemon Anarchy & Ronan Rage taking on The Gathering as they are now called, represented by The Bringers of Pain and Reese Cyborg and with the Nuclear Warrior in their corner.  Lets take a quick look back at what went down in this one. You won’t believe fans!”

 

<<<XWA VIDEO REPLAY>>>

 

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The Man Called

SURGE

Is in the XWA Ring and Says: *The match is joined in progress. Ronan Rage connects with a desperation superman punch and both he and Wrath of the Bringers of Pain lay sprawled on the mat. Both me stir feebly then slowly drag themselves towards their respective corners. Wrath tags in Reese Cyborg tries to stop Rage from tagging in a fresh man. Rage manages to tag me in before Cyborg can stop him. I charge into the ring a house of fire laying into Cyborg with lefts and rights backing him into the nearest corner. Fury jumps into the ring and tries to attack me from behind but I catch him with a back hand to the face. I Irish whip Fury to the opposite corner following him in catching him with a high impact Surge splash in the corner. I cup my hand around my mouth letting out a mighty “WOOO” then charges across connecting with another splash. I charge back and forth hitting multiple splashes on Fury and Cyborg. Finally Wrath hits the ring after having recovered from the superman punch and attacks me from behind.  All hell breaks loose as Anarchy and Rage hit the ring as well. Rage connects with a vicious spear on Wrath sending them both tumbling through the ropes to the floor while Anarchy hits a high crossbody on Cyborg taking them both over the top rope to the floor leaving myself and Fury alone in the ring. I grab Fury’s legs and hooks him in the Surge Deathlock turning him over on his stomach. I face Nuclear Warrior on the outside of the ring and gives him his own personal “WOO” as Fury writhes in pain with his hand raised about to tap out. Nuclear Warrior climbs up on the ring apron and I immediately release the hold and makes my way to the ropes meeting Warrior as he gets up on the apron. We stare each other down nose to nose for a moment then Warrior slaps me hard across the face and drops back to the floor laughing. incensed I chase out of the ring after the Warrior and chases him all the way up the ramp and through the curtains…*

 

fakesurge

The Man Called

SURGE?

Is at the Gorilla Position and Says: *The Footage fast forwards to seven minutes and forty seconds later. Ronan Rage is down on the outside and Daemon Anarchy is in the ring getting beaten from pillar to post by Wrath. Wrath whips Anarchy into a corner then charges at him with his head down. Anarchy dives out of the way at the last second and Wrath slams into the ring post shoulder first almost falling out of the ring entirely. Anarchy scratches and claws his way towards his corner but there is no one for him to tag. Suddenly there is a deafening roar from the crowd as I explode through the curtains sprinting to ring. I clamber up onto the ring apron in our corner and stretches out my hand as far as I can almost falling into the ring as I bounce on the ropes begging for the hot tag. Anarchy dives into the corner tagging me in just as Wrath recovers holding his shoulder. I charge into the ring meeting Wrath in the center of the ring then I stop dead in my tracks smiling at Wrath then slowly turns around looking down on Anarchy. I grab a handful of Anarchy’s hair dragging him backwards to his feet and hooks his head under my arm. I pause momentarily soaking in the fan’s stunned reaction then plants Anarchy with an inverted DDT. I get back to my feet and yells at Wrath to finish it. Wrath drags Anarchy to his feet and tags in Fury who scales the turnbuckles. Wrath then picks up Anarchy in a bear hug and Fury launches himself off the top rope connecting with a thunderous shoulder tackle slamming Anarchy into the mat. Fury pounces on Anarchy hooking the leg while mugging for the camera with his tongue hanging out. The Ref slaps the mat 1-2-3! Declaring The Gathering the winners. All four of us celebrate in the ring raising our hands in victory. Rage rolls back into the ring having witnessed by betrayal and confronts me grabbing my shoulder and wheeling me around to face him. Rage berates me for turning on him and Anarchy but before he can do anything else he is blindsided by Cyborg with a hellacious spear wiping Rage out. All four of us then proceed to stomp the hell out of both Anarchy and Rage. Satisfied that both Rage and Anarchy are down to stay we raise our hands in victory as the fans boo and pelts us with garbage. The Nuclear Warrior looks on from the top of the ramp grinning as the show goes to commercial.*

 

<<<XWA VIDEO REPLAY ENDS>>>

 

Dale Metzger

Dale Metzger

Editor of Wrestling Watchtower

Live Via Satellite: “There has been quite a bit of speculation as to what is going on with this storyline and there are two trains of thought on it. ONE: Surge is playing mind games with Anarchy and Rage and it’s been Surge attacking all along. Surge has been a babyface for most of his career save for the brief time he was tagging with the Nuclear Warrior as one half of the Blade Warriors. So some believe that Surge is turning heel. TWO: There is indeed a fake and if there is there is a very strong possibility that its actually Shawn Bourbon, Steve “Surge” Bourbon’s identical twin brother. Steve and Shawn teamed early in their careers as the Bourbon Street Twins. “Fake” angles have been done before but usually the fake doesn’t resemble the original much at all. The fake is usually a different height or is bigger than the original or simply looks nothing like the original. That isn’t the case here. Whichever way it turns out this angle has captured my attention.

 

 

Bill Ashton

Bill Ashton

Owner and Editor of AWI Magazine

Is In AWI Newsroom and says: “Yes The Bourbon Street Twin I remember taking a few shots of them back in the day in Bill Westt’s Ultimate Wrestling Organization! As I recall after Bill Westt split them up Shawn went on to have a very successful run in Japan in JEWCW as Dragon’s Fyre Super as sort of doppelganger of Dragons Fyre Tenzahn with blonde hair and a white suit and mask. He was a foil for many years for Tenzahn. My sources say that Shawn has been at few XWA shows lately but so far he hasn’t been signed by XWA.

Next up on the card was probably the worst match of the night both from a performance point of view and a commentary point of view. It was Alex Santos son of XWA owner Alexis Santos against Crimson. It started in the back when young Alex felt that Crimson disrespected XWA alumni Honey. I became an impromptu match in which Alex showed us just how green he is and speaking of green XWA third color commentator Adam Mooney joined the table for this match and well it was brutal. Mooney made numerous flubs and could seem to find his rhythm out there, of course that could have be in part due to Glitter and Devine’s commentary which was equally as bad. In the end Alex was beaten from pillar to post and just when it looked like it was all over for Alex, his mother Alexis made her presence felt by threating to reveal Crimson’s “Secret”. Crimson released Alex and left the ring allowing the Junior Santos to pick up the win via count out. That wasn’t the end of Alex Santos night…not by a long shot!”

 

Dale Metzger

Dale Metzger

Editor of Wrestling Watchtower

Live Via Satellite: “That’s right Bill, XCW mainstay Detox made his way through the capacity crowd swilling beer and smoking cigarettes. Detox then proceeded to obliterate Alex Santos with the Singapore cane all in an effort to get the attention of one Paul Hammond who at the R.D. Bradley tournament turned his back on XCW. Detox want an explanation from Hammond. Hammond claimed to have done it for himself. Putting himself first for a change. Detox almost got his hands on Hammond only to get taken down by the monster Unknown. Security then cuffed Detox and dragged him out of the building.  As a result of what transpired a match has been signed and will take place on the “Dangerous Liaisons” preshow, it will be Alex Santos VS Detox in a Singapore cane on a pole match! I’m not liking Alex’s chances in this one Bill! One final note about the commentary in this match, We here at the Wrestling Watchtower did a top 20 list of play-by-play announcers in wrestling and Adam Mooney ranked 19th just ahead of Patience Devine at 20th and they were only on the list to fill the 20. Gavin Glitter didn’t even make the list! So that will tell you a little something about the state of XWA’s announce table!”

 

Bill Ashton

Bill Ashton

Owner and Editor of AWI Magazine

Is In AWI Newsroom and says: “Alright next on card was a Capitol Video exclusive. It was an altercation that took place between Jaxxus and Rock or should I now say Rip Remmington. This occurred on on the Preshow of the R.D. Bradley Memorial tournament. This was a publicity stunt to help the bolster the box office run of Rock movie “No Moves Barred which currently isn’t even remotely close to the top 10 at the moment. Jaxxus appeared on the X-tron and challenged Rock to a match but not just any match a “No Moves Barred Cage Match at “Dangerous Liaisons”! My sources are also telling me that XWA is in talks with Randy Rampage to be involved in the match in some way! This is a definite necessity as Jaxxus has absolutely no in ring experience and having someone the caliper of Randy Rampage involved given his checkered past with Rock Remmington will take a great deal of the pressure of of Jaxxus. Rock of course accepted the match and was then attacked by Gangland who left Remmington lying in the ring. You may recognize Gangland as the bumbling pork rind eating Bubba Licious of the parody gang. This was a test run to gauge what the reaction would be for the former parody buffoon. I must say he passed the test with flying colors! Also noteworthy Erik Richmond at the beginning of the segment had Sir Albert Haynes removed as the host of the Capitol Video exclusive segment. Rumor has it he will be replaced by Jon Laurenzo, the brother of Rogue Warrior Beast.”

 

Dale Metzger

Dale Metzger

Editor of Wrestling Watchtower

Live Via Satellite: “Next up we had a pair of tag team match back to back. First was the debut of the Magnum Models VS Strike Team! Fans this was textbook tag team action! Quick tags in and out! Fast paced action! Double team moves galore! The Models managed to steal a win from Strike Team when their manager Alexandra Magnum got involved. Alexandra attempt to hit Rick Mantel with her laptop only to get thwarted by Tino Santinni who tried to snatch the laptop out of Alexandra’s hands. A tussle ensued over the laptop and Tino accidently struck Mantel in the back of the neck with the laptop when he pulled it out of Alexandra’s grip. Mantel had Biggs in the Montreal Crab at the time and was on the verge of submitting Biggs. The Models capitalized on the inadvertent laptop strike hitting a blockbuster bulldog from the top rope to pick up the win. Afterwards there was some dissention in the ranks as Mantel was clearly upset with Santinni. A rematch has been signed for “Dangerous Liaisons”. It remains to be seen though whether or not Mantel and Santinni will be on the same page or is this the beginning of the end of Strike Team!”

 

 

Bill Ashton

Bill Ashton

Owner and Editor of AWI Magazine

Is In AWI Newsroom and says: “The other tag team match and co-main event of the night was the highly anticipated debut Iron Eagle who teamed with Bucksaw Jim Dawson to take on Vladimir Maximov & The Golden Sheik. Iron Eagle is an intriguing character to me. I want to show you the promo he cut upon his entrance to the ring. Take a look!”

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“BUCKSAW” JIM DAWSON

Truth, Justice & A 2X4

Is in the XWA Ring and Says: *Paces back and forth with my trusty 2X4 resting on my shoulder. I keep a close eye on Shiek and Maximov pacing back and forth waiting to attack. I raise the mic to my lips* “HOOOOOOO! My name is Bucksaw Jim Dawson folks! Tonight I face to America hatin tough guys in The Golden Sheik and Vladimir Maximov! I am gonna show them how we do things here in the good ol’ US of A! But I’m not gonna do it alone! I’m gonna do it with all of you folks here in Miami and with my new tag team partner! He’s a Real American patriot and a real America tough guy! He is IRON EAGLE!!!!”

 

Iron Eagle IRON EAGLE

THE HERO YOU NEED

Is at the Gorilla Position and Says: *”Stars and Stripes forever” blasts from the loud speakers as  “THE HERO YOU NEED” scrolls across the X-tron. I step out on the stage waving a large American flag. I walk to the end of the stage and gives the cheering fans a military salute. I walk to the other end of the stage and does the same. Finally I come back to the center of the stage. I reach into my jacket pocket pulling out a mic and signals to stop the music. The music stops and I raise the mic to my lips.* “My name is Iron Eagle and I am here to be the Hero this nation needs! I Stand for truth! I stand for justice! I stand for America! I will fight those who oppose her! I will fight those who offend her sensibilities! I am her blade of swift and undeniable justice! If you don’t love this great country of ours then by God I’ll toss your ass out and I’ll start tonight with the Ruskie and the Jockey! You two have long overstayed your welcome here and it’s high time I kick your asses out!” *I throw down the mic and charge toward the ring flag in hand.*

 

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*The footage ends and my face appears on screen once more* “This to me is going to be a very different take on the classic patriotic character gimmick. Look at the words that rolled up on the screen “The hero you need”. Not the hero you want its kinda like he’s trying to force the fans to accept him and that near racial slur wow! That caused quite an uproar on social media. Some demanding that Iron Eagle fired and others in complete agreement with him. Lets take a look at the finish of the match.”

 

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The footage starts with Eagle laying slumped over the ring apron onhis knees as Maximov pummels him on the outside. In the ring the ref has knocked down and The Golden Sheik is knocking the toe of his curly toed wrestling boot on the mat 3 times “loading it up”.

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IRON EAGLE

The Hero You Need

Is at the XWA Ringside and Says: *I struggle to my feet as The Golden Sheik connects with a vicious kick to the side of Dawson’s head with the loaded boot crumpling Dawson to the mat. Maximov grabs the Soviet flag standing next to the ring just as I grab Dawson’s 2X4. We both swing for the fences and the 2X4 snaps the flag pole like a twig. Maximov looks horrorstruck and and begs off. Hoping to catch me off guard Maximov then lunges at me and I catch him coming in with 2×4 shot to the rib cage doubling Maximov over. I follow up with a heavy 2X4 shot to Maximov’s back crumpling him to the floor. I walk over to Maximov’s corner where the Iranian flag is stand and swings the 2X4 like a bat shattering the pole. I grab the pieces of both flags and tosses them into the crowd who roars with approval. Distracted, Sheik turns his attention to me following me to my corner as I throw down the 2X4 and picks up old glory waving it with vigor. Sheik reaches over the ropes trying to grab the flag from me just as Dawson attempts as school boy roll up. Sheik grabs onto the top rope trying not to fall. As he flails about trying to maintain his balance I climb up on the ring apron and then rams the end of the flag pole into Sheik’s throat. Sheik releases the rope clutching his throat and is pulled down into the school boy pin. The ref comes to having seen nothing of what transpired and slaps the mat 1-2-3! Declaring Dawson and I the winners. Dawson rolls out of the ring holding his head as we embrace then raise our hands in victory. The video replay is shown on the X-tron and Dawson sees for the first time everything I did. Dawson becomes upset as he points at the screen and then at me asking “what the hell was that?” I play innocent shrugging my shoulders as we continue to argue all the way up the ramp and through the curtains.*

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*The footage ends and the camera returns to a shot of me at my desk* “Not exactly a wholesome all American way to win a match.”

 

 

Dale Metzger

Dale Metzger

Editor of Wrestling Watchtower

Live Via Satellite: “Indeed Bill. Another interesting development coming out of that match is after the match was over Maximov got back in the ring and turned on his tag team partner The Golden Sheik viciously assaulting him. Maximov then got on the mic and challenged Dawson and Iron Eagle to a rematch at “Dangerous Liaisons” saying he would bring in a new tag partner, a partner he could trust he would bring in his family, Nikita Maximov. Maximov also stated that he wanted the match to be a flag match.

Now on to the final segment of the of the show! The Final segment was a heated back and forth between Champion Jon Hardcastle Jr and challenger AJ Prophet. Things became very heated between the two. Alexis Santos and her pet monster Unknown were also in the ring trying to keep both champion and challenger in check. Both me didn’t want to wait until “Dangerous Liaisons” but Alexis Santos laid down the law and refused to let the match happen until the PPV. Prophet got a cheap shot in on Unknown then left leaving an irate champion in the ring to argue with the boss. Alexis declared that Jon Jr. would defend the title that night then in a shocking turn of events Alexis unleashed her pet monster Unknown on Jon Jr. himself! former XWA mainstay Nightmare then made his long awaited return and swooped in to pick the bones and win the XWA championship!”

 

Bill Ashton

Bill Ashton

Owner and Editor of AWI Magazine

Is In AWI Newsroom and says: “It was certainly an explosive finish to the first episode of XWA Fever! Nightmare was rumored to be in the R.D. Bradley tournament and in the Carnage costume. That apparently was changed at the last moment and now we know why. What does this now mean for the XWA World Championship match? As we know all former champions have a rematch clause meaning that the former champion gets an automatic rematch. Does this mean that the title match at “Dangerous Liaisons” will be a 3 way dance? Only time will tell! Until then this Bill Ashton along with Dale Metzger signing off we hope you’ve enjoyed our little show and we will be right back here next week to review episode! Thanks for watching and goodnight fans!” *The camera pans out to a full studio shot as Dale and I continue to chat. The credits begin to role and the lights dim as the show goes off the air.*

XWA Ep. 1 Seg. 5 The World Title Celebration..

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AJ Prophet

Leader Of The Straight Arrow Society

Is inside the XWA Ring and says: *We return from a commercial break AJ Prophet is in the middle of the ring with Tino Santinni Ko’ed in the middle of the ring with Prophet shrugging with a “What Happened” look on his face as the refs pull a blindsided Santinni out of the ring holding his head .AJ Paces with the Mic in hand waiting for the opportunity to speak* “So…if you dont mind…its time to get a little serious for a minute. You know Lexi..I can stay here all night and pot shot your entire roster..but I am gonna get right to the point. You see your “Champion”..and I use that term loosely, is a drug addicted BOY with Daddy issues. Oh Whoa is me that little Jonny Hard was neglected and overshadowed by his Dad who was screwing hookers on the road while Jonny took care of his poor Mommy. Oh PLEEEASE somebody shoot me. If I needed this “Family Drama” I would watch TLC. Lets refresh the story a little here..I am a wrestler…now I know that this is NOT what XWA is all about ..like some old man did many years ago..I am gonna do AGAIN I am gonna break down the hallowed doors of the XWA!! I am gonna take YOUR Title belt and rescue it from this CIRCUS you call a promotion! So I have my title shot at the PPV but I decided that after that sham of a tournament AJ Prophet has something to prove to myself..and thats everyday of the week and twice on Sundays that I CAN BEAT that sad, depraved, neurotic, crack house bastard child, you call a champion! Come on out Jon…and bring your belt and your Sugar Mama. Come out so this sell out crowd can see the ULTIMATE SELL OUT! *Loud “Ohhhhhh..” from the audience*

Adam Mooney

Adam Mooney

The SoundtrackOf Xtreme

Is at The Announce Table and says: “After a HOT tag team match AJ Prophet makes a statement and no matter who is in his way he is gonna knock him down and Tino Santinni found that out the hardway during the break. MOving quickly along fans those of you who wondered what the fall out of the RD Memorial Tournament would be you are about to see it on this very HOT edition of XWA wrestling!! AJ Prophet is calling out our brand new world champion..and resident wildman Jon Hardcastle Jr!! I wasnt around for the original E-Fed War a decade ago but it looks like someone just lit the match to maybe start the fires all over again!!”

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Jon HardCastle Jr.

XWA Heavyweight Champion

Is on the rampway and says: *Tears through the curtain as security trys to hold me back as I curse openly at AJ Prophet shoving security off as I struggle my way to ringside with Alexis, and Unknown carefully watching the fans around Alexis. I shove my way to ringside and scurrys under the ropes getting inside the ring going head to head with Prophet as I spew profanity holding the strap in his face with a sadistic grin*

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Alexis Santos

Owner Of XWA

Is at Ringside and says: *Prompts my security to restrain Jon Jr. as I walk up the stairs as the two warriors go nose to nose in the ring..I hold Unknown back not allowing him to get involved in the mix.*

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Patience Devine and “Gawwwaaadgus” Gavin Glitter

XWA Color Commentators

Is at the Ringside announce table and says: Gavin: “Lookie here shugga! We got us some bad blood in our little ring here..our Champion is starin down a bull here tonight sista! My body is a glistenin with excitement…Good Gawwwd we are gonna get PPV action right now!! Oh Lard have mercaaay!!”

Adam Mooney

Adam Mooney

The SoundtrackOf Xtreme

Is at The Announce Table and says:“Gavin this is a moment in time..and these fans are eating it up! We are gonna have trouble explaining this one…how about we just let this action speak for itself!”

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Jon HardCastle Jr.

XWA Heavyweight Champion

Is inside the XWA ring and says: ” Come On AJ…say that shit now..come on tough guy. All I see is a loser who couldnt get the job done when I COULD!! I worked HARD for THIS..*Dangles the belt in his face* I worked my ass off for years TO EARN THIS!! You think you can just come around and hang with me?? I would tear you in half you straight edge hypocrite! Yeah You know what..I have my struggles..maybe I smoked a few things I should have….maybe I spent a few nights behind bars but lets be VERY CLEAR the LAST thing you want to do is fight me in this ring…this wont be about wristlocks and title belts I am simply gonna tear your f****n head off!!”

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AJ Prophet

Leader Of The Straight Arrow Society

Is inside the XWA Ring and says: *Grins widly raising an eyebrow looking out to the fans ..I raise the mic to my mouth holding the mic daintily with my two fingers looking Jon Jr. Right in the eyes* ” You know what I love about you Jon…you are so easily rattled. So passionate…so in need of immediate medication. If you want me so badly as you say we dont have to wait to any PPV…we can do this right NOW!!” *LOUD Pop from the fans as I take my shirt off trowing it out to the fans as I stand back waving you on to start the match*jon_hardcastlejr_avi

Jon HardCastle Jr.

XWA Heavyweight Champion

Is inside the XWA ring and says: *Shoves the security guard holding me back to the ground ..I toss the strap to the ref yelling at him “Ring the goddamn bell” to a HUGE pop as I throw my shirt at you as I yell for the bell to start!!*

 

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Alexis Santos

XWA Owner

Is Inside The XWA ring and says: *Steps between both men snatching the mic from AJ Prophet snarling angry as I address the competitors* Oh No…NO ONE. And I MEAN NO ONE makes any matches without my approval. Now…Mr. Prophet you are on a VERY short leash with me and if you think that threatening my talent is gonna get you any kind of match ..you SIR are out of your mind. You will get your Guaranteed title match at Dangerous Liasons and not one second before!! Now before you make me sic Unknown on you I recommend that you LEAVE this building …NOW!! *Points towards the ramp vehement about action. *

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Unknown

XWA Monster

Is Inside the XWA ring and says: *Stands in front of AJ arms folded blocking Alexis and Jon Jr. As I glare at you as the camera zooms in on my eyes peering like daggers towards Prophet. I pull the large link chain off of my neck wrapping it around my hands treateningly*

 

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AJ Prophet

Leader Of The Straight Arrow Society

Is Inside the XWA ring and says: *Grins leaning back on the ropes with the giant Monster standing menacingly in front of me..I reach around him snatching Alexis mic back again. “Whoa whoa..settle down big man..I Bear no weapons!! You know what Lexi..the last thing I want to see is a lady getting upset…fortunately there are no ladies present so I digress. I’ll leave you all with this…I am a patient man..In fact I love to wait but I also love making you fine folks uncomfortable. Just know that at the PPV I am not only taking that title but I will rape and pillage every solitary fibre of this godforsaken promotion…but you will have ME to represent your Championship…have a great night guys..see YOU at the PPV…*Flips the mic in the air directly in Unknowns face as he bends low to catch it I pull up full force with a knee strike dropping the big Monster to one knee as I leap to the ringside area to a loud pop..I leap the ringside barrier into the crowd as Alexis sends security after me..I rush through the crowd stopping momentary in the maddness to pose with a rabid audience*

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Jon Hardcastle Jr.

XWA Heavyweight Champion

Is inside the XWA ring and  says: *Rushes the ropes looking out into the crowd absolutely furious..shaking the strap pointing at Prophet yelling profanities and spitting out towards the fans at ringside* I yell out to the crowd …”The title is back here ..Don’t run AJ …its right here..I am right here!! *Frustrated I walk back mid-ring to Alexis looking her in the face mic in hand* “Why the HELL did you stop that match..I am ready to go..I would kill that guy..I am the goddamn champion…make the match!! “

 

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Alexis Santos

XWA Owner

Is Inside The XWA ring and says:, * Looks back at you absolutely annoyed crossing my arms as you go off on me but I stand my ground unphased.* “I am gonna give you two seconds Jonny to compose yourself in my presence. If you would calm down you would know that  I haven’t been able to personally congratulate you on winning our championship. Now Jon…you know how I feel about your Dad..and how I feel about the old AWX…I HATE them. It makes me sick to my stomach. So I hear your request..I hear your plea..I know that you are anxious to defend that title here tonight..and your WISH is granted…*Loud pop and a huge “Yes” chant from the crowd..looks over at Jon as he almost leaps for joy laying the strap on the mat and waving AJ Prophet back to the ring yelling for the bell to ring* “Jon you see you will defend our belt tonight…but it won’t be against AJ Prophet…no you see I do not cater to anyone with the stench of AWX on them like AJ Prophet…*takes a deep breath and a sarcastic sigh as I suddenly get dead serious leaning right into your face*….or YOU!!

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Jon Hardcastle Jr.

XWA Heavyweight Champion

Is inside the XWA ring and  says: *Looks back at you mid celebration and suddenly stands motionless.. confused..only now realizing the gravity of what’s about to happen..*

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Alexis Santos

XWA Owner

Is Inside The XWA ring and says:, ” Now… I am a very gratious person..and Jon..I do thank you for taking the bullet for our team and bringing that title home and out of the clutches of your father and his little crew of vagrants….fact is you were my puppet…my fall guy.. but if we are being honest here I will NEVER trust anyone from the AWX..and most certainly will NOT have them as my champion…so Jon Jr….this is VERY personal to me. So YOU will defend that belt tonight..in fact you will defend the XWA Heavyweight Championship RIGHT NOW…* Motions with my fingers to Unknown *

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Unknown

XWA Monster

Is Inside the XWA ring and says: * Coils up my chain around my fist..still extremely mad at having been blindsided by AJ and I clobber Jon Jr. with the fisted chain across the back of the head dropping him quickly to the mat rendering him out cold…I yank him off the mat holding him up as he dangles lifeless..*

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***Nightmare***

XWA Legend

Wicked Clowns

Is On The Rampway and says: *The lights flicker as Marilyn Mansons “Fight Song” rips over the loud speaker as the fans buzz wondering what is happening as the video wall suddenly displays WICKED CLOWNS as the arena erupts…as the dust settles and the music stops I stand mid-ring dressed in a long red armless trench coat with high collars with “Wicked Clowns” emblazoned across the back..suddenly the ring bell sounds as I toss off my jacket rushing a decimated Jon Jr. Rocking him with an awesome “Nightmare On Elm Street”  (code breaker) as a ref slides into the ring as I hook Jon’s leg in deep bobbing my head to the cadence of the count as the crowd counts along with me as the final 3 is hit the arena Erupts in shock and cheers upon seeing the mega swerve no one saw coming…I roll off my fallen foe to my knees as I am handed the new deluxe XWA World Championship that I proudly wore for years prior to the E-Fed Wars. I grab the belt with one hand climbing the ropes in front of the hard camera as confetti explodes all around and balloon’s drop from the ceiling as Alexis claps obnoxiously in the ring behind me as we go off the air with that final image with radio silence from the announcers..*

 

 

 

 

XWA Ep. 1 Segment 4: Strike Team vs The Magnum Models

Adam Mooney

Adam Mooney

The Soundtrack Of Xtreme

Is at The ringside announce table and says:  “Fans…we have yet another big match signed for XWAs flagship PPV Dangerous Liasons and its a No Moves Barred Cage match with Rip…dont call me Rock…Remmington!! Looks like the line between Hollywood motion Pictures and Reality have been blurred!! We have lots more to come here tonight on XWA TV!! Up next you are gonna see more brand new faces that only the XWA can bring you as the New Talent Initiave Superstars are NEXT!!”

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XWA Video Wall:

  The NTI Logo blazes across the screen to a wild pop from the fans as almost a drum roll ensues….suddenly a familiar tune sets the crowd into a frenzy anticipating another new talent debut..

 

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Executive Talent Agent Magum Models Inc.

Is On The Rampway and says: *ZZ Tops “Legs” erupts over the sound system as the fans turn their attention to the rampways as AlexandraMagnum making her XWA debut prowls out to the top of the rampway with long blonde hair pulled tightly back into  pony tail, wearing a custom tailor made business suit and white dress shirt underneath suggestively open with a very small micro skirt showing off the thee songs name sake. The fans pop loud for her appearance even though they have no idea who or why Magum is here. She waits patiently for the buzz and theme music to die down as she playfully toggles the mic finally getting the opportunity to speak. ” My name is Alexandra Magnum…..and I am the Executive Talent Agent For Magum Models Consortium Inc. and tonight I represent..*Loud “WHAT” chants annoyingly interupt her speech as she stops to allow the chant to resolve itself*..Now as I was saying my name is Alexan..*Is interupted again..this time she pulls her hair down out of the bun and pops open the business jacket flaunting her womanly qualities to a HUGE pop before angrily breaking up the fan interference chant* “Now that I have your attention…I present my clients..and the XWA just got a whole lot better looking… Ladies and even a few of the guy..s hold yourself back …For your viewing pleasure.. Buff Hardwood and Anthony Biggs…TheMagnum Models!! *Steps back inside the curtain as ZZ Tops Sharp Dressed Man takes over the arena loud speakers*

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Magnum Models

***The Magnum Models***

“Buff” Hardwood and Anthony “Biggs”

On The XWA Rampway and says: * Our theme music erupts as the Video Wall is showing a video of both Hardwood and Biggs modelling in various locations surrounded at all times by girls.anda couple of oiled up guys??. Locations include shots at the beach, the pool, on an airplane and driving down the road in a fast car….two animated guns roll towards the middle of the screen finaly shooting…then fireworks out of the sides of the video wall as the words “MAGNUM MODELS” flash on the screen as we break through the curtain…Buff and Biggs stands in their trademark suspenders and black ad red stripped tear away wrestling pants, Buff separates himself with a Top Hat and Biggs with his “Sexy Eyepatch” We jog to the ring posing with girls at ringside mugging for selfies along the way as the crowd meets us with a tepid response…leaping on the ring apron we each take a side of the ring apron. Stands on opposite sides of the ring apron each hanging one arm over the top rope as The Magnum Model Consortium Double Gun Logo swirls in the middle of the ring from a projector in the rafters above before finally stopping as we vault into the ring meeting in the middle back to back with arms folded using one hand each to point at the camera in pistol formation as we symbolically pull the trigger sending a trail of fire works all the way around the square of the ring. As the extremely expensive entrance ends we take off our sparkling  ring vests and rip off our tear away wrestling pants as we prepare for our opponents.

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Patience Devince and Gawwaaadgus Gavin Glitter

XWA Color Commentators

Is at the ringside announce table and says:

Patience: “The XWA bringing the beefcake to the show. Buff and Biggs are much more than eye candy ladies..these two men are tag team specialists and will certainly be hunting for tag team gold right here in the XWA.”

Gavin Glitter: “Laaarrrd have Marrrcay…those two young bucks better not be stealin the eyes ah mah Patience Devine or old Glitter Man here is gonna have fightin words with those two lads. They may be Purrtayy…but this ole boy right here is Gaaawwdgus Daddy!”

 

Adam Mooney

Adam Mooney

The Soundtrack Of Xtreme

Is at The ringside announce table and says:” These competitors are part of the New Talent initiave and will figure prominantly in the XWA Tag Team division!! Buff and Biggs are accomplished atheletes and will bring some high flying action to our fans and I for one cannot wait to see what the Magnum Models bring to the XWA! Their opponents tonight will be sure to bring them a challenge as we see the return of Rich Marteau Now using his english pronouciation of his name Rich Mantel and his partner Tino Santini as Strike Team is about to make their long awaited debut!! Both men are also a big part of the aforementioned NTI! *Shuffles my notes on the table..finally more organized and able to speak from my headset where Erik Richmond pipes in the details from the production truck.* “Mantel is a former World champion in Japan, while Santinni has won plenty of gold on the tag circuit regionally in his day. Strike Team are headed to the ring..lets go to the action!

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^^^STRIKE TEAM^^^

Rich Mantel and Tino Santinni

On The Rampway and says: *A red lightning bolt scrawls across the video wall looking like it strikes the top of the ramp as red pyro erupts from the special effect laden lighting bolt…Jessie “MegaPhone of The South” Harts “Boys In Porshe’s” roars over the sound system to a decent pop as Mantel and Santinni burst through the curtain dressed in white Ring jackets with Strike Team and a Red Lightening bolt shows boldly on the back with white trunks and boots to match as they sprint to ringside pumping their forearms to the music and slapping hands with fans as they both slide in under the ropes leading to the models taking a quick powder to the outside as Strike Team pumps their introduction!!*

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***The Magnum Models***

“Buff” Hardwood and Anthony “Biggs”

Is Inside the XWA Ring and says: *As Mantel and Santinni shed their ring jackets we slide in from behind Pearl Harboring them both with forearms. Biggs throws Santinni to the outside quickly as Buff nabs Mantel off the mat as we both whip him into the ropes ducking low for a quick high back drop…Biggs grabs Rick again whipping him off the ropes striking with a drop toe hold as Buff bounces off the ropes with a beautiful high elevation elbow drop from up high. Santinni trys to get back inside the ring but is cut off with a heavy knee from Biggs. The ref steps in admonishing Biggs back to our side of the ring. Buff lifts a stunned Mantel to his feet again hoisting him for a beautiful atomic drop hitting all of it as Rick stands in pain Buff runs the ropes leaping to the second rope bouncing backwards with a beautiful back elbow finally subduing Mantel..Biggs and Buff pose over Mantel as Santinni rushes back inside the ring but his blocked by the ref who restores order. Biggs tags in officially as Buff takes a breather on the Apron. Biggs lifts Mantel off the mat again scooping him for a high elevation slam with authority. I climb to the top rope..waiting for Mantel to climb to his feet.

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^^^STRIKE TEAM^^^

Rich Mantel and Tino Santinni

Is Inside The XWA Ring and says: Rick struggles to his feet..not seeing Biggs waiting on the ropes behind him..as he sirveys the scene he turns around just in time to Anthony Biggs jump pff the top rope jumping high myself catching him with a well placed drop kick under the chin..I roll backwards to my corner reaching out making the tag as Tino Santinni tags in. Tino a house of fire drops Biggs with a series of punches each one dropoing him to the mat after the third round of right punches he whips Biggs off the ropes catching hin with a high arm drag following up with a drop kick..his Partner Buff charges Santinni seeing his partner in distress Tino side steps him tossing him to the floor before clotheslining Biggs as he trys to stand next to the ropes.Both Models collide on the outside as Strike Team gets a great ovation! Biggs rolls back in and Tino is there to catch him with a headlock.  Bigg’s is whipped off the ropes and caught low with a punch to the stomach doubling him over as Mantel is tagged in and catches Bigg’s with a sweet knee lift in perfect sync!! Biggs rolls frantically to the corner slumped down with hand raised as Buff stares down Mantel before finally tagging in.

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Adam Mooney

The Soundtrack Of Xtreme

Is at The ringside announce table and says: “Strike Team perfectly in sync and they have the match back in their favor… these fans are 100% behind Mantel and Santinni here this evening! This Strike Team Unit has only been tagging since Mantels return from Japan months ago! Mantel had teamed exclusively with a Americas Wrestling Afflicition star Zach “T-Man” Thomas but since transitioning to U.S. soil Mantel had intended to seek singles action but an attack by the Samoan Islanders brought Tino and Rich together and they have had quite a run on the independants ever since…but tonight the XWA is proudly their home! Never has the roster or action been so deep!! “

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***Strike Team***

Rich Mantel and Tino Santinni

Is Inside the XWA ring and says: *Tino places Biggs in the arm wringer as I tag in Mantel who scales the top rope from the outside coming down hard with an axe handle to the arm. As Tino takes a rest on the apron Mantel whips Biggs to the ground with an arm drag maintaining the arm bar on the mat with a knee to the head. Biggs reaches up grabbing my hair as we both work our way back to our feet as he tries to whip me off the ropes with an Irish whip Biggs ducks low and Mantel leaps high into a sunset flip for a quick two. As he gets back to his feet he falls into a deep arm drag and his hooked in the arm bar again. I make a quick tag to Tino Santinni as we both whip Biggs off the ropes connecting with a high double drop kick…Seeing enough, Buff rushes the ring blindsiding Mantel tossing him out of the ring and clotheslines Santinni. Buff drags Biggs to the corner and makes his own tag to enter the match.

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Patience Devine and Gaaawwddggus Gavin Glitter

XWA Color Commentators

Is at the XWA Announce Table and says:

Gavin Glitter: “Them Model Boys may be purtayy..but Oh Mah Goodness they are nasty. Looking that Buff kid cutting of them Strike Team Boys..he ain’t gonna sit down and let these vets run this match!

Patience Devine: “Why they call him Hardwood? “

Gavin Glitter: “Oh Mahh Laaarrrdd!!” Have merrcayyy on me Jaysus!!”

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***Magnum Models***

Buff Hardwood and Anthony Biggs

Is Inside The XWA ring and says: *Buff takes over on the advantage stomping Tino in the head as he trusts to get up..Buff bounds off the ropes connecting with a low swinging neckbreaker. Buff  grounds Santinni with a series of knee drops to the head before hitting the Magnum pose. Buff drags Santinni over to the corner left laying on the mat as Buff scales the second rope…putting his fist in the air Buff leaps off attempting the fist drop but hitting nothing but mat. As Santinni struggles to makes the tag Buff leaps to tag Biggs who cuts off Tino cold with a knee to the back..Buff and Biggs both slam Tino in unison as the call for their finish the Catwalk Blockbuster (Tandem Blockbuster). Biggs puts Santinni on his shoulders as Buff climbs the top rope and leaps off attempting a off the shoulders Blockbuster but Tino rolls forward into a pinfall rollup cradle for a heartstopping two as Buff struggles leaping to break up the pin. Mantel held back long enough storms the ring a house of fire but is cut off cold by ref who orders him back to the corner.

Adam Mooney

Adam Mooney

The Soundtrack Of Xtreme

Is at The XWA Announce Table and says: “The Magnum Models are really showing something against the veteran team of Mantel and Santanni. I am surprised by the offense of Buff and Biggs. If those guys execute this Catwalk Blockbuster it will be a short ride for The Strike Team!!

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Patience Devine and Gaaawwddggus Gavin Glitter

XWA Color Commentators

Is at the XWA Announce Table and says:

Patience Devine: If Ahh wuz Miss Magnum I would be doing some serious recruiting on that Mantel boy!”

Gavin Glitter : *Glares at Mantel with ice daggers in my eyes* “Maybe that boy needs to go one on one with the Glitter Child and he won’t look so purtay after that!!!!

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***Strike Team***

Rich Mantel and Tino Santinni

Is Inside the XWA ring and says: *Santinni grounded by the assault is picked up by both men and backed into the ropes as I am on the way back..I hook my arms in the ropes stopping my descent ..both Magnum Models are already in mid air missing the double dropkick as both men flat back bump on the ring..as Tino catches his breath…seeing his opportunity he jumps to his corner for the waiting tag of Rich Mantel to a huge pop..finally Mantel again fired up slams the mat with excitement as he goes on a tear..He catches Biggs with a perfectly square dropkick to the head..Buff rushes him only to be met with an arm drag connecting hard as he gets back to his feet Mantel hooks him clean with a rolling head scissors ..Biggs trys to stiffel Mantels momentum only to be met with a high backdrop. Biggs trys to collect himself in the corner only to be caught with a very high Mantel monkey flip connectting with Buff midring . Mantel celebrates momentarily as the fans chant heavily for Strike Team..*

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Alexandra Magnum

Executive Talent Agent Magum Models Inc.

Is on the rampway and says: *Makes my way down the rampway on a mission with a laptop tucked under my arm. I pace the ringside area very intent on the action..with the ref out of position I sneak upon the ring apron waving on my boys..*

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Adam Mooney

The Soundtrack Of Xtreme

Is at The XWA Announce Table and says: “That’s Alexandra Magnum!! She’s on her way to ringside and looks like she is on a mission!! I notice that laptop underher arm ..is she going to do some live and in person scouting of Strike Team!!??

 

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***Strike Team***

Rich Mantel and Tino Santinni

Is Inside the XWA ring and says: *Tags in Tino Santinni we double team Biggs hitting a double backdrop followed up with a beautiful double dropkick. Alexandra Magnum steps up on the ring apron as Santinni hits his famous flying forearm as Mantel waits on the outside ring apron as Biggs falls to mat Mantel launches himself over the ropes with a beautiful slingshot splash…getting up right away he grabs the legs of Biggs turning him into his finisher… the Montreal Crab…leaning back..bobbing his head with the momentum as the fans sense the end…the ref is at Biggs face asking him does he want to quit as it appears he is about to tap as Mantel leans back deep on the move..meanwhile at that Moment behind Mantel, Tino catches Buff as he attempts to break up the submission rattling him with three punches dropping him to the mat. Tino senses Alexandra Magnum behind him as she swings with the laptop to the head of Santinni…Tino turns just on time to stop the sneak attack ..Alexandra is stunned as she struggles for possession of the laptop with Tino..they go back and forth..but she quickly let’s go as Santinnis momentum accidentally strikes Mantel in the back of the head with the laptop knocking him out of the crab, freeing Biggs just in time before he could submit. Tino completely shocked by the accident checks on Mantel..but is blindsided by a Buff with a knee to the back driving him outside the ring.

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***Magnum Models***

Buff Hardwood and Anthony Biggs

Is Inside The XWA ring and says:*Holding his back Biggs and Buff pick Mantel off the mat..Biggs ducks underneath Mantel hoisting him on his shoulders as Buff again scales the top rope..Buff wastes no time leaping off the top rope and blockbusters Mantel off the shoulders of Biggs. Mantel crashes to the mat hard as Biggs rolls over into the pin hooking the legs in deep as the ref counts 1…2…3!! Giving the Models a huge win in their debut!!

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Alexandra Magnum

Executive Talent Agent Magum Models Inc.

Is on at ringside and says: *Jumps with excitement for the Models victory..pulling off a fast one I rally the Models out of the ring right after their win as we scurry up the rampway with our arms draped over each other looking back in the ring laughing and high fiving each other…as they get to the top of the rampway the spotlight shines on the Models as Alexandra stands in the middle of the posing with a pen in her mouth pondering.. as Biggs and Buff pose on one kneeon each side her as “Sharp Dressed Man” roars over the sound system to a chorus of boos..*

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***Strike Team***

Rich Mantel and Tino Santinni

Is Inside the XWA ring and says: Tino checks on his partner who is sitting up holding the back of his head amidst a shower of laptop debris. Tino help Mantel up to the ropes as Rich still favors his neck. Finally Rich shoves Tino off him as Santinni trys to explain what happened. Mantel clearly upset shoves Tino pointing at his neck yelling at him. Tino again apologizes visibly as Mantel looks like he is about to accept the apology but Mantel moves Tino out of the way and gingerly rolls out of the ring to a smattering of boos as he walks up the ramp slowly alone as the camera zooms in on a distraught Strike Team Member who shakes his head mouthing “I am sorry” just shaking his head.*

Adam Mooney

Adam Mooney

The Soundtrack Of Xtreme

Is at The ringside announce table and says: “The New Talent Initiative just bore witness to brand new mega stars Buff Hardwood and Anthony Biggs…The Magnum Models are nothing but winners here in their debut. A simple miscommunication turned into a mountain of a problem for Santinni and Mantel. There maybe trouble in paradise for Strike Team on their XWA debut. This HAS to be considered a major upset. The future of Strike Team appears to be in jeopardy but the future looks NOTHING but bright for Alexandra Magnums new hired guns The Magnum Models! Fans we will be back after a quick message from our sponsors!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Capital Video Exclusive: “No Moves Barred” Showdown..

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Lord Albert Haynes

Capitol Video Event Center Host

Is Inside the Capitol Video Headquarters and says: *Stands in front of a series on monitors all showing classic AWX wrestling in the background. The main monitor behind me shows the XWA Logo and another one shows the No Moves Barred poster on screen* Cheers Wrestling fansLord Albert Haynes here to update you on a significant happening coming out of one of the final AWX Houseshows. Rock Remm….*Is suddenly and quickly cut off and literally pulled off set by producers as I drop my headset to the ground as another hand pics it up*

 

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ERIK RICHMOND

XWA Head Of Creative

Is in The Capitol Video Studio and says: *Steps in from the left on the camera side placing on a microphone headset as Lord Haynes is ushered out. I annoyingly roll my eyes as his yells as he is removed from set.* “Bro…get that guy outta heeeyaah.  *Adjusts my coat and head mic and addresses the camera* On behalf of the XWA and the production team I apologize that you fans had to enduaah the shrivelled up old geriatric… Albert Haynes. So to all the fans out there.. I swear this is a new day here at Capitol Video and we are upping the production quality of this show. With no fuutha adieu I present one of the premier XWA Supastaaz.. Rock Remmington as he has an encounta at the last house show and he ran into a familiar aquaintance…but dont lissen to Eric heeeyah…watch …for…yourselves!!” *Nods to the production team to roll the footage as Albert Hayes trys to get back in the studio I yell off camera* “Throw his ass outa heeeyah!! Get him out…comeon…what kinda security do wehave in this place Jeeze Louise!!”

 

***Footage Rolls Of The Final AWX House Show***

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Rock Remmington

“Hollywoods Best!!”

Is Inside the XWA Ring and says: *Is on the mic inside the ring pacing addressing the audienceabout my new Hollywood motion picture “No Moves Barred” “…and then Brothers and Sisters my character Rip Remmington takes on that big, No good bad dude, Jaxxus!! So Dudes…head down to your theaters Brother and tell em Rip sent ya!!” Loud applause*

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**Jaxxus**

Movie Monster

Is On The X-Tron and says: *Appears on the big screen as Rock is about to exit the ring but my appearance stops him cold. The fans pop at my appearance with my crazy twisted eye and huge set of black shoulder pads looking absolutely immense on screen* “Rip Remmington…Rip Remmington stay right…where…you …are. You think you got the best of me …we havent even begun!!”

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Rock Remmington

“Hollywoods best!!”

Is Inside the XWA Ring and says: *Rubbing my chin watching the big black monster on screen* “Brother…THAT was a movie dude..this is Real Life..this aint no movie set brother!! I am NOT “Rip” brother..and you are not Jaxxus..its all Hollywood Gaga Dude!!*Looks confused at the X-Tron showing concern and confusion at what Jaxxus is suggesting*

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**Jaxxus**

Movie Monster

Is On The X-Tron and says:* “Oh Rip Remmington…you say the words..but you KNOW that you ARE RIP and I…am your destroyer. I am the DESTROYER OF WORLDS..Do you think you can come into my world in Hollywood and take my spot as the biggest box Office star and make me look second class..I am the star of No Moves Barred and I …Will..*Pounds my chest like a heart beat at every individual word* DESTROY…YOU!!”

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Rock Remmington

“Hollywoods Best!!”

Is Inside the XWA Ring and says: * I shake my head as the fans begin a huge “Rip Em” chant. I shake my head taken back by my movie Co-Star on screen.* I dont know where this is coming from Brother..I am not trying to steal your thunder. I think you are jealous Dude for no reason..You and I made a MOVIE…thats it Dude…a MOVIE. You are an actor and I am a Professional Wrestler…there is no issue here on my end. I dont know where this is coming from??”

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**Jaxxus**

Movie Monster

Is On The X-Tron and says: * The camera zoom in on my face and my freaky twisted eye* “You see…RIP Remmington..this goes beyond a film reel..you came into my world to embarass me..well now the Monster Jaxxus is coming to the XWA…FOR…YOU!! Rip I challenge YOU to a No Moves Barred cage match at “Dangerous Liasons”. Rip…I..WILL…DESTROY…YOU!! Arrggghhhhh”

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Rock Remmington

“Hollywoods Best!!”

Is Inside the XWA Ring and says:* Stands mid ring hands on my hips shaking my head as the fans POP at the notion of the match..I get fired up and goes off at Jaxxus* “Well you know something Jaxxus..you want a match Dude..you got it! This is not going to be a movie this time Brother you will be fighting the biggest dog in the yard! You want RIP You GOT HIM!! Ill see you in the cell Brother…and whatcha gonna do..when  Rip Remmington runs wild on YOU!! *Music is cued up as the fans cheer along as I tear off my shirt tossing it into the front row as I stand on camera side posing wildly to a loud chorus of cheers!!

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GANGLAND

The One Man Army

Is Inside the XWA Ring and says: *Barges Remmington knocking him to the ground..I pound him with a series of fore arm sledges to the back as he attempts to get up..once Rock is subdued I pull him easly off the mat whipping him into thebuckles and charges him with a HUGE buckle avalance in the corner as I step away after impact and Remmington collapses to the center of the ring as the fans boo loudly at my pearl harbor attack! I bounce off the ropes leaping high in the air squashing him with a HUGE splash..I get back to my feet as Rock trembles and shakes in pain on the mat..I bellow out to the fans with my arm in the air. I bound off the ropes repeating the splash two more times until Remmington stops moving altogether. EMTs are called to the ring and agents run from the back and enter the ring trying to pull me away as I backaway with the damage already being done..I raise my hands in the air looking like ” I didnt do it” type of look. As the agent lets his guard down assuming control I pearl harbor him too shoving two of them outside the ring. I drag Rock to the cornerand I scale the second rope bellowing once again! I leap off decimating the main eventer with one more flying Splash off the second ropes..Finally surrounded by agents I feel i left my mark I look to the fans getting a incredible heel reaction as a “Rip” chants erupts but Remmington is not moving as he is now attended by a group of EMTs as he clutches his ribs yelling out in agony!*

***Footage Ends***

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ERIK RICHMOND

XWA Head Of Creative

Is in The Capitol Video Studio and says: “There you have it fans…as I said..here at the XWA we have the biggest Suppastazz…we have the best new talent roster in professional wrestling and we can show you by offering you the very best of the XWA on an actual DVD…thats right…not on VHS..but an actually honest to my god DVD!! For only 25.99 you get The Best Of The XWA on this special all inclusive 28 minute DVD exclusive!! Now that is a deal…we will see ya next time from Xtreme Studios..I am Eric Richmond..and you are NOT!! Good night every one…now back to ringside!”

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

XWA FEVER Ep. 1 Pt. 2″The Mark of a REAL MAN!”

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ADAM MOONEY

The Soundtrack Of Xtreme

Is at the announce desk and says: *As we return from the vignette I stand frozen with a disturbing smile pasted on my well manicured face. Time seemingly stands still as 40 full seconds goes by and I am still standing..not moving a muscle with mic in hand..over the air a production staffer yells at Mooney “Bro…you are LIVE…say something!!”. Suddenly my smile releases and I break into the quickest pitchman mode that anyone has ever seen. “Good evening wrestling fans come on in and join us for an evening of wrestling and fun. My name is Adam Mooney and I am your new voice of the action along with my Co-Hosts Gavin Glitter and Patience Devine!! *Looks back to get a word from Gavin and Patience who are visibly making out in the background..I stop stunned for a minute waiting for Gavin to go through his lines as seconds tick away again…realizing that the words will never come I improvise* “Fans this is the long-awaited RETURN to glory of Xtreme Wrestling Alliance and I am proud to be along for the ride! Its time to get down to business with some of our wrestling action!! Boy do we have a show for you we are starting tonight off with…*Waiting for a wrestler cue that never comes..sweat clearly forms on my head as fans heckle me in the background…finally on the X-Tron a backstage vignette begins to roll as I thinking the camera is finally off me turn to yell at Gavin and Patience for leaving me hanging,when  the same staffer yells at me again over the air..”Adam…we are still on..” * I simply sit at the desk clearly rattled by the production snafus I simply put my face in my hands and close my eyes hoping the camera men would stay off me*

 

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Honey

XWA Vixen

Is backstage and says: * The camera is seen wandering backstage down the aisle near the dressing room passing backstage employees and security before finding former XWA original Honey. Standing against a wall visibly upset weeping as melodramatic soap opera music plays over the air as I weep in my hand as the camera catches someone far down the hall yelling and slamming a door..*

 

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ALEX SANTOS

“Born To Greatness”

Is backstage and says: *Notices Honey in the hallway..notices the tears and walks slowly up to her and in a consoling voice asks whats the matter* Hey Natalie..whuts going on..you okay gurl? *Places my hand on her shoulder as a weird camera angle of only my hand and her shoulder is shown at length before the wide shot resumes*

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Honey

XWA Vixen

Is backstage and says: *Looks up at a young green Alex..son of the boss Santos and wipes my tears at his consoling voice* “Alex..I am so embarrassed..he was just here and was literally treating me like a piece of meat..I mean he didn’t even say anything to me..I have never been treated like that..its not like I would be interested in that guy anymore its the first time I saw him in years.. but it was different you know..its how he looked and me and yelled at me in..in those words I just…*Breaks down crying again..wailing on air as Alex cuddles me trying to console me again as I tremble with grief*

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ALEX SANTOS

“Born To Greatness”

Is backstage and says: *Cuddles Honey..trying to calm her as the camera zooms in on our embrace even adding a slow motion effect as I brush her hair back as dramatic music intensifies* “Sister where ah am frum a man don’t no way treat a woman in that manner…and as a MAN around here ahh aint gonna stand for it see! You just tell me where that low-class bum went and I am fixin tah teach that boy ahh lesson understand? Now gurl..which way did he go..I got some straightening up to do around here!!” * Releases her demanding to know where the man who would treat a lady in such a manner would hide I await her answer itching to defend her honor*

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Honey

XWA Vixen

Is backstage and says: *Is stunned by Alex’s  passionate defence of me* “NO Alex..you cant get involved..you don’t understand” *Alex demands again to know what direction the individual went* He…he went to the ring Alex but you dont understand…” *I try to grab his jacket but he slips away furiously storming towards Gorrilla..I finish my words in a low hush tone as the camera zooms in tight on my face with dramatic music BOOMING as I utter..* “…Its..CRIMSON!!”

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Patience Devine & Gawwwdjuss Gavin Glitter

XWA Color Commentators:

Is at the ringside announce table and says:

Patience: “Gavin…that Santos boy is just what a woman wants someone to stand up for her honor!! I mean why cant YOU be like that kid? “

Gavin Glitter: ” Good Gawwwwd woman! Cause my Momma never raised no fool!! Alexis son is running straight into a very angry red demon monster….my main man..Crimson!! Besides..I can’t afford to ruin this money-maker face??” *Sits Patience up on my lap as we cuddle in the same commentary chair looking on in the ring as the XWA Legend and resident monster Crimson paces in the ring*

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ADAM MOONEY

The Soundtrack Of Xtreme

Is at the announce desk and says: *Now on my game and not distracted by the two love birds next to me* “The Big Red Monster is here…the controversial Crimson! Many fans have turned to criticize this behemoth for being involved in some conspiracy at the last PPV of a former unnamed company but Crimson looks like he’s got something on his mind here tonight and one can only hope that no one gets in the way of this very pissed off giant!!”

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Crimson

XWA’s Big Red Monster

Is inside the XWA ring and says: *Storms back and forth in the ring…visibly in a VERY foul mood I am passed a mic as I raise it to my mouth opening on the bottom of my mask..i begin to speak when I am suddenly cut off by someones presence on the rampway*

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ALEX SANTOS

“Born To Greatness”

Is on the rampway and says: *I toss back the curtain with furious anger as I see the big man in the ring and suddenly stops seeing who is before me..I wipe my face in contemplation taking a deep breath I stomp forward baseball sliding into the ring walking right up to the bigman..and gingerly takes his mic..standing toe to toe with him I look waaaay up..* ” Big Red…you and ahh got a problem! *The fans buzz knowing all well what the end result will be on this one.* ” You disrespected muh friend and from where ahhm frum a man gets his ass handed to em! If you havent met me before muh name is Alex Santos and you don’t git tah talk to no lady like that cus ahh got sumpin to say!” *Pushes Crimson hard on the chest*

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Patience Devine & Gawwwdjuss Gavin Glitter

XWA Color Commentators:

Is at the ringside announce table and says:

Gavin Glitter: “Ohhh WOW!! Alexis son got a big set hidden in that Glitter sack! This boy is either dumb as a post or got a serious death wish. Better him than me baby! This night is like you sexy star…H..O…T… HAWT!”

Patience Devine: *Chuckles* “Oh Dollface..lets leave this wrasslin stuff to the professionals!! We get paid to call all this “action” here in the XWA!! This looks like some kinda love triangle…we know the relationship struggles that David and Natalie have had in the past..I am just glad WE don’t have that kinda trouble sugar!! *rubs my hand through Gavin’s overly hairy chest*

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ADAM MOONEY

The Soundtrack Of Xtreme

Is at the announce desk and says:*”Its David versus Goliath…Its Rip Remmigton Vs Colossus ..XWA is about to EXPLODE here tonight! Newcomer “The Blue Chipper” Alex Santos has got revenge on his mind by defending his lady friend, the extraordinary Honey! This is what the XW…..*Pauses for a minute and reads my notes in front of me momentarily..quickly shuffling through papers before finally resuming..* “A!! Yes…The XWA!!

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Crimson

XWA’s Big Red Monster

Is inside the XWA ring and says: *Takes the hard shove from Alex Santos to a “Ohhhh” from the fans..I stand back just for a minute..tilting my head at Alex seeing if he is serious as he is waving a referee into the ring between us…suddenly the BELL RINGS? I look around confused as Alex peppers me with some amazingly bad soft worked punches as I “No Sell” each one still asking him if this is for real*

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ALEX SANTOS

“Born To Greatness”

Is backstage and says:

*Unloads on the big man with a series of full deep swing punches to no avail. I toss off my Letterman jacket bouncing off the ropes nearly missing a one foot drop kick and …NOTHING..I kip up to my feet pushing him back into the ropes preparing for an Irish whip as even staunch XWA fans sour on my valiant efforts and boo me*

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Crimson

XWA’s Big Red Monster

Is inside the XWA ring and says: *As Alex tugs..I do not move…he tugs again trying desperately to gather that irish whip but there is no give…I reverse the whip sending him careening across the ring with maximum velocity and plasters him on the rebound with a big boot finally on the offensive…I quickly snatch him off the ground lifting him high above the ring by the throat in a chokeslam position…I hold him high in the air…just holding him for all to see as the fans erupt I leap a little tossing Alex down to the mat flat back springing him off the mat several feet upon impact…I adjust my glove looking down on him tilting my head..I scoop him up again this time maneuvering him upside down into a Tombstone position..*

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ADAM MOONEY

The Soundtrack Of Xtreme

Is at the announce desk and says: *Literally giddy with excitement I yell into the mic * Crimson with a “Neck Tosser” and now positioning him for an “Upside down pile bomb!!” Fans its electric inside XWA arena tonight and the prodigal son is learning NOT to look a bull in his horns!! Gavin what do you think!! *Glances sideways as no response comes and Gavin and Patience are nowhere to be found with a “Tell us when its over…in catering…text when we need to go back on air” sign at their seat at the desk*

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Alexis Santos

Co-Owner Of The XWA

Is on the X-Tron and says: “Crimson STOP…STOP…STOP!!! PUT MY SON DOWN!! This is your LAST warning…David you KNOW the deal…you KNOW what I can reveal about YOU  if you do not comply with EVER solitary order I give you. Now…*Starts speaking slowly* PUT MY SON DOWN…and *YELLING* and LEAVE…..NOW!!*

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Crimson

XWA’s Big Red Monster

Is inside the XWA ring and says: *Holding Alex in the Tombstone I look from side to side gauging the fan reaction…all of which urge me to turn on Alexis and destroy her son. I move him in the middle seemingly preparing for the plunge when suddenly I set him down to a massive gaggle of boos towards Crimson…I look down at Alex wanting to finish the job but my conscience overwhelms me and I step out of the ring to louder boos from the XWA faithful…I walk backwards up the ramp so I do not have to face the constant barrage of words from Alexis…the ref begins his count which for a moment I want to roll back in the ring to break the count cause i wasnt finished…the count winds down…8….9….10! The bell rings ending the match in favor of Alex Santos by count out!! I stand on the rampway..holding my head in frustration and storms off back through the curtain to a “You sold Out” chant..*

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ALEX SANTOS

“Born To Greatness”

Is in the XWA ring and says:*Sits up in the ring…holding my chin nursing a hard kick to the face and back from the elevator chokeslam. The ring announcer announces my name as the winner and I pull myself up to my feet and celebrates like I won the lottery..literally jumping like a little girl on a skipping rope as my mother claps on the X-Tron to my victory..*

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Patience Devine & Gawwwdjuss Gavin Glitter

XWA Color Commentators:

Is at the ringside announce table and says:

Gavin Glitter: “Great balls of Fiiiire and Brimstone, that Santos boy just picked up the biggest win…his only WIN of his career over that ugly, darrrty, Good Gawd ah said No good sell out.. Crimson! See baby…thats the start of a good thang..just like us!! Ohhh somebody get me some watta..this show is toooo HAWT!! ”

Patience Devine: ” This is the type of action XWA brings every week. this brings back so many memories baby..of the old days when we sold out these halls every night…and now we are home..and I have you *Camera pans in heavily on my eyes* now you gorgeous thing to help call ALL THIS ACTION!!”

Gavin Glitter: “Oh mahhh Thats Gaaaawwdddjussss!!!”

 

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ADAM MOONEY

The Soundtrack Of Xtreme

Is at the announce desk and says: * Caught off guard by the poor announcing display of Devine and Glitter I filter through my notes trying to see where I am before finally working up the courage to speak* “Well that’s a barn burner of a start and what an opener to this inaugural show! This is just a TASTE of the action you can expect from us! *Is cut off by loud music playing all over the building as the fans erupt*

 

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DETOX

XCWS Hardcore Beerswilling Heathen

Is in the stands and says: *My music “Enter Rehab” by Metalligog roars over the P.A. as the entire arena sings along with every word..the camera finally catches me near the crow’s nest with a beer in one hand and a rattan cane in the other hand..I slam back a beer and pounds it off my forehead cutting myself open as the rabid fans base singing loud celebrate along with me as I pour and spit beer all over them as they cheer loudly..I make my way painstakingly slow thought the crowd stopping near each section drinking and standing on a chair at ring side with one foot on the guard rail as my theme song is finishing up to the chorus of fans singing along harder than ever. I am slamming back another beer dumping the remaining contents over my head soaking my dirty white t-shirt and red and white zubaz workout pants. I point the cane towards Alex Santos who stands in morbid fear in the middle of the ring seemingly frozen and in shock. I leap over the barricade and walks methodically up the ramp..pausing mometarily to light a smoke covering my hand as to not allow the flame to go out before lighting..I pop the well-lit smoke in my mouth before entering the ring with my cane resting over my shoulder as I walk directly up to Alex Santos face blowing a huge bloom of smoke into his face almost choking him. I back him into the ropes…taking my cane and slapping it hard almost russian roulette smacking the ropes on either side of him.

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Patience Devine & Gawwwdjuss Gavin Glitter

XWA Color Commentators:

Is at the ringside announce table and says:

Gavin Glitter: “Ummm Baby…who is that darrty man in the ring? I can’t even watch this…he couldnt have washed his hair in months I am offended. Is that a fan…can we call security of the maintenance team to take out the garbage??”

Patience Devine: “Oh I KNOW who that is all to well that’s the XCW guy Detox…and he has no business polluting this arena with that stale beer smell and cigarettes…I mean this is 2017 and he is SMOKING??? Seriously?? Seriously?? Dont we have building codes against this or something…and I got beer on my new dress…I simply cannot work like this!!!”

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ALEX SANTOS

“Born To Greatness”

Is in the XWA ring and says: *I dodge cane shots while stuck in the corner begging off trying to reason with this man I have never seen before..I look up at the X-Tron where my mother wasand she is not there..I am suddenly all alone..I muster up the courage to shove Detox out-of-the-way and trys running out of the ring..*

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DETOX

XCWS Hardcore Beerswilling Heathen

Is in the stands and says: *I trip Santos up easily with the cane as he falls at my feet as I stand over him slowly sucking on my cigarette with one hand enjoying every drag. As I finish I flick he butt off to the side and then I pull out the cane and I wail it right over the top of the head of a begging Alex Santos dropping him to the mat as I slash aways at him with full-bodied strikes all over his bare back lacerating him terribly as he fans cheer me on!! I wait for a minute as Santos looks spent when he struggles to move and I bash him another 15 times just obliterating him as he fans count along to the strikes for so long and finally breaking into a “Holy shit chant” as it goes beyond the counting norm..Santos lays practically dead in front of me …I pull another smoke and beer out of my fanny pack as I sit in the middle of the ring directly on the mangled body of Alexis son as I smoke and drink waving the security on..taunting them with the cane and they dare not enter the ring. I snatch the mic from the mat yelling into the mic…”Ill stay here all night if I have to..until you bring out that backstabbing bag of s*** Paul Hammond I aint leavin!! Come get me boys!! Its gonna be a long night..Illcut down your roster one by one If I have to!!

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Patience Devine & Gawwwdjuss Gavin Glitter

XWA Color Commentators:

Is at the ringside announce table and says:

Gavin Glitter: “I cant watch baby…this guy is nuts…its too HAWT in the kitchen daddy!!” *Gets up from the announce chair and pulls Patience Devine with me as I drag her far out of harms way as Adam Mooney joins us well clear of the action as the in-ring action escalates seriously*

 

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Paul Hammond

New XWA Senoir Authority

Is on the rampway and says: *The camera is shown backstage at Gorilla as Alexis yells at myself to get out there and stop my former boys from ruining her show…she is yelling at the top of her lungs and I nervously head out into the arena. Opens the curtain and moves to the middle of the stage to a massive shower of boos and expletives, with microphone in hand nervously begin addressing Detox.”Jim…Jim…allow me this volley sir. You have a right to be upset …you have the right sir to take my change of heart seriously but …*Loud YOU SOLD OUT CHANT, I stop momentarily putting my head down absorbing the chants as I continue addressing the fans* I sold out? I sold out? Yes I did..I sold out this building…and the next PPV and the next one after that. Yes my friends..I did indeed…sell out. *Gets back on track straightening my tie after calming the fury of the fans* You see Jim…I was presented an opportunity. An opportunity bearing great wealth..of great Power and authority kind sir. For years I ruled over bingo halls and school gyms..I was the king of the indies. I took individuals like yourself ,who by the way were otherwise unemployable and made them stars. I took lemons sir and made proverbial lemonade. I literally almost went bankrupt carrying you people in front of 250 people houses barely making gas money for the boys and even less for myself. I made a deal this past week so I didn’t have to do that anymore. I have supreme authority here you see. I don’t have to listen to the creative ramblings of one Krull Valhalla anymore. You see Jim…I did the one thing I have neglected for many, many years and that’s finally taking care of ME…MYSELF…Paul Hammond. So while I understand that you feel I stabbed the XCW in the back…well what I say to that is… GUILTY AS CHARGED!! I have moved on and I do not need people like yourself ruining this opportunity for me..you see Jim you do NOT WORK for XWA…You see Jim you will NEVER work for XWA if you continue what you are doing tonight..*Walks slowly down the ramp flanked by security as I slowly saunter down the ring* So”Detox”…by the way I own the rights to that name too as I created it …but I digress. So to you sir I say only one thing…kindly take your cane, and your beer and your cigarettes and exit these premises our I have no alternative to take action against a man who for many years I considered a friend. On this day however you have crossed the line. So take your last shred of dignity and your last shred of opportunity to be gainfully employed in this sport and leave while you can kind sir! *Steps into the ring surrounded by security standing mere feet from the extremist legend*

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DETOX

XCWS Hardcore Beerswilling Heathen

Is in the stands and says:“Paulie…you lied to every XCW guy you supposedly cared for including me…there are guys who havent been paid for months cause you keep sayin that “The check is in the mail”…truthfully Paulie your words aint worth shit to me. I didn’t come here tonight for some job..I came here on behalf of the boys to take a piece outta yur ass!! So Paul you got one chance to make this right for the guys and their families or I am simply gonna take it outta you myself..” * I look at Hammond in the eye smoking and blowing it in his face while keeping one foot on Alex Santos beneath my feet. Paul quickly angers and sends security at me as I chop them down like trees with my Singapore rattan cane..I duck low as One charges me pulling down the ropes sending him to the floor..I catch the second guard low with a shot to the stomach and a slash over the back…I drop another with a kick to the guts and a hard slash over the back sending the last guard to the ground. Finally after the dust clears It is just me with Hammond back into a corner with a HUGE pop from the fans I raise my cane high ready to strike*

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UNKNOWN

XWA Monster Enforcer

Is inside the XWA Ring and says: *The camera does not catch my surprise appearance as they are occupied with the security beat down but I slide in unannounced grabbing the top of the cane of Detox ripping it from his hands and as he turns around shocked I snap it into pieces cracking it over my knee with excessive force tossing it over the ropes I grab Detox and delivers a hellatious Black Hole Slam leaving him in a heap in front of Hammond..as I step back and slips back to ringside walking up the ramp after fulfilling my duties as security finally gets back to their feet and cuffs Detox.

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Paul Hammond

New XWA Senoir Authority

Is on the rampway and says: *Looks at my former charge kneeling in front of me cuffed as my security rough him up as they assist Alex Santos to his feet as well. I look DEtox in the face leaning in close and SLAPS the taste out of his mouth. I grab the mic again..”You see Jim…You didnt listen..you had to cross the line..I cant help any of you any more…as of this day XCW is DEAD. *Pulls a battered Alex Santos into the frame with my arms around him snuggly part for presentation..in part  due to the fact he cannot stand.* Jim, I am a new man..a dignified man..a man of distinction and taste and I can no longer associate my good name with the likes of the island of the misfit toys…instead I will build my new brand of Hammond Guys…beginning with my newest colleague…The Blue Chipper, Alex Santos!! That’s right Alex Santos is a Paul Hammond guy and you sir are FIRED…I lean in backhanding Detox as the security pull him away as I laugh in a sinister tone.*

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ALEX SANTOS

“Born To Greatness”

Is in the XWA ring and says: *Only now Registering what has been told to me by Paul Hammond I smile as best as I can in my current state holding the back of my head as the camera picks up my face as I mumble softly almost just now realizing the gravity of what has been bestowed upon me..I repeat over and over..louder each time with more clarity.”Im a Paul Hammond guy…I am a Paul Hammond guy!!”

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

XWA Fever Ep. 1: part 1: You’re Fired!!!

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XTREME WRESTLING ALLIANCE

*Everything is shrouded in blackness when suddenly a door opens and a shaft of sunlight cuts through the darkness. Row by row lights buzz to life  revealing an empty arena long since shutdown. The seats in the stands are covered by heavy dust covered tarps. The camera pans around as one by one the tarps are pulled off sending clouds of dust into the air. Faint cheering of years gone by can be hear slowly getting louder. The camera angle changes to a shot of an empty dusty ring. The camera circles the ring before changing to an over head view of the ring and distant shot of the logo on the mat in the center of the ring. The camera begins to zoom in on the logo. The logo gets closer and closer until it takes up the entire screen. The faint cheering gets louder. The logo is encrusted in dust and barely legible. A hand drags across the logo cutting a path through the dust revealing the XWA logo.  The logo begins to glow fiery bright as the cheers intensify then the logo explodes transitioning in to a pyro filled live shot of the capacity crowd in the arena starting the show*

 

mcmadden2   VINNY MCMADDEN

Channel 5 Wrestling Lead Announcer

Is at the ringside Announce table and Says: “Welcome to Channel 5 wrestling!!! Don’t adjust your TV sets folks you are not dreaming! That is indeed Alexis Santos and Bubba Riley standing in the middle of the AWX Ring! They are the new owners of this esteemed company having purchased the company from Dom Alexander. Dom Alexander made an unexpected appearance at the R.D. Bradley Tournament last night and revealed that he was the owner but that he had sold the company to someone who wanted it “badly” and that someone turned out to be none other than long time AWX rivals and former owners of XWA Alexis Santos and Bubba Riley! I looks like Alexis is ready to address the fans and indeed the AWX locker room! Lets listen in.” *Camera goes to a shot of Alexis and Bubba standing in the middle of the ring.*

 

alexissantosALEXIS SANTOS

New Owner of AWX

Is in the Ring and says: *Surveys the capacity crowd as I get a mixed reaction from the fans. The XWA faithful cheer wildly while the AWX diehards boo me heinously. Bubba stands at my side. We are flanked on either side by Bubba’s private security. Smiling I bring the mic to my lips.* “How sweet it is! After nearly 15 years of ridicule and condemnation from this company here I stand with it in the palm of my hands as it’s new owner! Change is in the air my friends and what better place for that change than right here in Miami Florida in the old XWA arena! First of all never again will this company be referred to as American Wrestling Xtreme or AWX! I am proud to announce that this company will from now on be called the Xtreme Wrestling Alliance! XWA is back! Also This show will no longer be called “Channel 5 Wrestling”! From now on this show is XWA FEVER! Speaking of Channel 5 Wrestling, Vinny McMadden could you please join me in the ring!”

 

mcmadden2   VINNY MCMADDEN

Channel 5 Wrestling Lead Announcer

Is at the ringside Announce table and Says: *I remove my headset not taking my eyes off of Alexis unsure of what she is up to. I make my way to the ring climbing the steps and stepping through the ropes coming face to face with Alexis.*

 

alexissantosALEXIS SANTOS

New Owner of AWX XWA

Is in the Ring and says: “Vinny I have been watching your efforts at the announce table the past few weeks and I have to say I’ve been disappointed. You lack that certain something that we here at XWA strive for. It pains me to do this Vinny but.. YOU’RE FIRED!!! and the same goes for that revolving door of co-announcers you’ve had! Now get the hell out of my ring!”

 

mcmadden2   VINNY MCMADDEN

Channel 5 Wrestling Lead Announcer

Is at the ringside Announce table and Says: *Stunned I stand there with my mouth hanging open. I’m completely unaware of Bubba who uses his walking stick to trip me as I turn to exit the ring. I fall flat on my face. Embarrassed and red faced I get myself up on all fours but before I can grab the ropes to pull myself up Bubba shoves me with his foot to my ass knocking me down again. In a towering rage now I scramble to my feet glaring at Bubba and breathing heavily. One of Bubba’s personal security tries to grab my shoulder to direct me out of the ring. I slap his hand away yelling at him not to touch me. I then tear off my AWX sports coat and throws it Bubba’s face and exits the ring. I stop on the stage glaring at Alexis and Bubba red faced and wide eyed then exits through the curtains to a healthy “Vinny” chant.*

 

alexissantosALEXIS SANTOS

New Owner of AWX XWA

Is in the Ring and says: “Now that that bit of unpleasantness is behind us please allow me to introduce XWA’s new Play-by-Play team PATIENCE DEVINE & HER MAN GAWWWAAADGUS GAVIN GLITTER!!!”

 

patience &amp; gavinPATIENCE DEVINE & GAWWWAAADGUS GAVIN GLITTER

XWA Lead Announce Team

Is at the Gorilla Position and Says: *A generic classic rock theme play over the speakers as I step out on the stage in a gold sequin dress. I stop at the top of the ramp waiting for my man. Gavin explodes through the curtains wearing a matching gold sequin tuxedo jacket with a bowtie but no shirt and wearing wrestling trunks and boots. I run from one end of the stage to the other playing up to the crowd. I run to meet my main squeeze wrapping an arm around her as we make our way to ringside taking our seats at the announce table putting on our headsets* “This show just got a whole lot more GAWWWAAADGUS BABY!!” *Patience gives a girlish giggle as Alexis applauds us in the ring.*

 

 

alexissantosALEXIS SANTOS

New Owner of AWX XWA

Is in the Ring and says: “Do you people have any idea how it feels to hold someone’s livelihood in the palm of your hand? I do because I have each and every member of the roster’s fate in my hands! So what do you think people? Should I fire some of the dead weight around here? Maybe I dunno Christian Banner? That little snake in the grass who tried cheat his way to the championship! What do you think? Or how about Meng Lao? You know big guy likes to grunt and scream a lot and is a real tough guy…as long as he’s behind a computer screen! What about Tommy Forever? Maybe we’ll keep him around. Hey Tommy we have a pair of green suspenders waiting for you buddy! *laughs* Or what about Krull Valhalla? You’ve been a thorn in my side for years Krull but firing you is just too easy! You, I’m going to enjoy making you suffer! I could start with his running buddy Bonesaw Jack but nah that would be a moot point anyway! Speaking of Bonesaw Jack…yes I have it! The perfect people to start with! *grins sadistically* PARODY GANG! Get out here now! *Men without Hats “pop goes the world” starts to play over the house speakers.* “Shut that damn music off I never want to hear that song again!”

 

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 LEXI LICIOUS

Leader of the Parody Gang

Is at the Gorilla Position and says: *I timidly step through the curtains followed by Bubba Licious, Big Red, Blane Newhart, Honeydew and Herpes the clown in her street clothes and no makeup. A few fans recognize her prompting a mild “Reaper” chant which she acknowledges waving to the crowd. We make our way to the ring. We climb the steps single file and step into the ring. The Ring attendant hands me a mic as I step through the ropes. We stand in a line with our heads down as Alexis walks back and forth the line contemplating. I summon all my courage and brings the mic to my lip.* “P-Please don’t fire us Alexis. We’re good people we were just doing our jobs it was nuthin personal. I-If you want we can start makin fun of Krull and Bonesaw.”

 

 

alexissantosALEXIS SANTOS

New Owner of AWX XWA

Is in the Ring and says: “What I want is for you to shut up! *continues pacing* For nearly 15 years you and these idiots have ridiculed me! You’ve ridiculed Bubba! But most of all you’ve ridiculed XWA! You made me and my company a laughingstock! I have waited a long time for this LEXI…YOU’RE FIRED!!! AND TAKE THAT FAT LUMP WITH YOU! *points at Bubba Licious* *Lexi and Bubba Licious exit the ring in tears as the fans boo me heinously. The other 4 seem to momentarily think they have been granted a reprieve until I scream at them to leave too. Big Red, Blane Newhart and Honeydew all leave the ring leaving Herpes in the ring. “Are you hard of hearing Herpes? You’re fired! Get the hell out of here! What? You got something you want to say to me?!”

 

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No More Clowning Around

Is in the Ring and Says: *Bends down picking up the mic Lexi dropped on the mat. I straighten back up brushing my long black hair out of my eyes while bringing the mic to my lips.* “You got it all wrong Alexis, The parody gang didn’t make you and XWA a laughingstock, you did that all on your own!” *Enraged Alexis makes to slap me across the face but I stop her in her tracks.* Do it! Do it! I dare you! Because if you do I will knock you on your ass and that goes double for you Bubba, and honey don’t for a minute think that I won’t!” *a massive “Reaper chant starts in the crowd.* “All the parody segments were was Bonesaw…yeah that Bonesaw the one who had more than enough of your bullsh*t, sitting in front of a tv in his dressing room watch the weekly episode of XWA then he write every main storyline that you and Bubba came up with showing it for what it was! Complete and utter garbage! You see somewhere along the line you guy forgot that you were writing a wrestling show! Nobody gave a damn who was marrying who! Nobody gave a damn who was have a baby with who and for damn sure nobody gave a damn about watch a bunch of over paid prim donnas sitting around in a restaurant! The fans wanted wrestling and you didn’t give it to them! That’s why XWA became a laughingstock and that’s why you and Bubba became laughingstocks. You wrote that crap and you put it on the air that’s on nobody else’s shoulders but yours! SO you want to fire me that’s fine but I’ll be damned if I will let humiliate me like you just did to my friends and like you did to Vinny McMadden!” *I throw down the mic reaching into my pocket. I pull the Herpes clown wig throwing it in Alexis’s face and exits the ring. I make my way up the ramp stopping on the stage to soak in the crowd reaction.*

 

alexissantosALEXIS SANTOS

New Owner of AWX XWA

Is in the Ring and says: *Throws the wig to the mat kicking it out of the ring.* “Oh no no no! Herpes! If you think I didn’t slap you because you thought I was afraid of you your wrong “honey”! You see you never send a woman or a man to do a clown’s job!” *As I say the word “clown” Violent Ed steps out on the stage behind Herpes.*

 

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 VIOLENT ED

Wicked Clowns Never Die

Is on the Stage and Says: *I grab Herpes’ shoulder wheeling her around. She sidesteps a clothesline attempt and catches me with a high impact spinning back fist to the jaw that stuns me dropping me to one knee. Herpes drags me to my feet scooping me up about to spike me into the steel stage with a “Reaper Sleeper” (Michinoku Driver). I break the hold sliding down her back. I catch her with a vicious superkick to the face as she turn around dropping her to her knees. I pull Herpes to her feet lifting her across my shoulders. I edged towards the edge of the stage then launches Herpes off the stage with a death valley driver sending her crashing through a stack of tables. I look down at her amongst the twisted wreckage and laughs hysterically as the fans hiss and boo me. Alexis looks on from the ring smiling with approval.*

 

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 LEXI LICIOUS

Leader of the Parody Gang

Is on the Floor Level and Says: *EMTs hit the scene checking on Herpes. I and the other parody gang member burst through a curtain at the bottom of the stage. I push the EMTs away violently kicking and scratching them. I drop to my knees next to Herpes. I gingerly lift her unconscious head cradling it in my lap. Tears stream down my face causing my mascara to run. I wipe my eyes on the on the back if my wrist further smearing mascara across my face. Slowly I look up my whole body trembling with rage. I stare at Alexis in the ring smirking at me mascara smeared wildly across my face still shaking with rage as the show goes to commercial.*