XWA Fever Ep.3 Seg.8: He’s Hardcore!: The Durdy Boyz VS Legacy & Stoppable

New Forever

TOMMY FOREVER

Pay The Price… Live Forever

Is at the Gorilla Position and Says: *The show returns from commercial with the rabid XWA fans still buzzing about the bizarre behavior of The Nuclear Warrior, The Gathering and the mysterious entity that appears to control them. The lights in the arena dim and the words “He’s Hardcore” flashes up on the X-Tron in barbed wire wrapped letters. G -n- R’s “Welcome to the Jungle” blasts from the speakers as I step out on the stage with a very noticeable limp in a neck brace with my right arm immobilized in a heavy cast and a sling. I raise a Singapore cane in the air in my left hand as the fans start a massive X-C-DUB chant.*

 

Adam Mooney

Adam Mooney

The Soundtrack Of Xtreme

Is at The Announce Table and says: “Fans it has been a wild night and its about to get a whole lot wilder! Tommy Forever is here! Although I’m not so sure he should be given the shape he’s in! All thanks to Dean Masters, Lex Legacy, and Ron Stoppable! After the beating Tommy Forever took last week I’m surprised to see him walking let a lone making his way to the ring!”

 

New Forever

TOMMY FOREVER

Pay The Price… Live Forever

Is on the Rampway and Says: *I gingerly make my way down the ramp and to the ring. I climb the steps and winces noticeably as I struggle to step through the ropes. I drink in the continued “X-C-DUB” chant as  I slip the cane under my immobilized arm. The ring announcer hands me the mic and I look out over the rabid fans a smile etched into my bruised and battered face…* “Thank you Kansas City for that welcome! Last week I came out here to talk some sense in to my “old” friend DEAN Masters” *puts the emphasis on “Dean”* “and this is what I got for my troubles” *gestures towards my many injuries and bandages.* “It seem DEAN has a problem with XCW and a problem with me! DEAN you would be nothing but a footnote in the history professional wrestling without XCW! XCW made you a star and in turn you put XCW on the map whether you like it or not! So you wanna destroy all things XCW good luck with that buddy because XCW and I we’re both FOR-EVER!!!” *The X-C-DUB chant reaches a fever pitch.*

 

received_344898595926864

DEAN MASTERS

Class is in Session

Is at the Gorilla Position and Says: *My nails on chalk board entrance theme hits breaking up the “X-C-DUB chant” I step out on the stage with a mic in hand followed by Lex Legacy, Ron Stoppable and Earthquake Ted. I address Tommy in the ring as I walk…* “NOTHING is forever Tommy! especially you! You like to talk about that night in Buffalo New York Tommy! Had I known how my life would turn out I would have strapped that GWA belt around my waist and spit all over the XCW belt that night! I gave my life to XCW and what did it get me? Bounced checks, broken marriages and debt! My reward for my loyalty when XCW merged with JEWCW was to watch guys like you and Draven Fheenix and Meng Lao headlining AWX shows while I waited in the wings getting the scraps! Me! The man who as you yourself said put XCW on the map! I should have been in those matches! I should have been the one leading the XCW charge! Instead XCW abandoned me and when I finally got the “call up” to AWX Krull Valhalla buried me! NEVER AGAIN! I have been given a new opportunity here in XWA and I will be damned if I let you or any other XCW riff raff ruin it for me! That being said it would seem that we didn’t get the job done last week with you Tommy so how about we correct that little mistake right here right now!” *Throws down the mic.*

 

Adam Mooney

Adam Mooney

The Soundtrack Of Xtreme

Is at The Announce Table and says: *Masters, Legacy, Stoppable and Earthquake Ted circle the ring slowly closing in on Tommy Forever.* “This is ridiculous! Tommy  Forever is in no shape to defend himself here tonight and Dean Masters knows it! Somebody has to stop this!”

 

patience & gavin

PATIENCE DEVINE & GAWWWAAADGUS GAVIN GLITTER

XWA Color Commentators

Is at the Announce Table and Says: 

Gavin:“If Tommy boy ain’t ready ta fight den he shouldn’t be out here Mooney! Dis is XWA where da real men like me compete!

Patience: “Is this gonna get bloody again sugah? I don’t think I can handle it! *covers my eyes* “Lemmie know when it’s over.”

 

New Forever

TOMMY FOREVER

Pay The Price… Live Forever

Is on the Rampway and Says: *Masters and his henchmen hit the ring from all sides surrounding me. I hold the Singapore cane out in front of me brandishing it attempting to keep my would be attackers a bay. As they move in for the kill there is a sudden roar from the crowd as The Durdey Boyz hit the ring from opposite sides brandishing chairs and swinging wildly. Dekon narrowly misses Masters’ head with a wild swing while Bully D connects with a thunderous shot to Earthquake Ted’s back.  The attackers scatter rolling to the safety of the outside of the ring while The Durdey Boyz and I beckon them to get back in. The fans fill the arena with an overwhelming “X-C-DUB” chant that infuriates Masters on the outside prompting him to cover his ears in an attempt to block out the chant.*

 

received_351132511970139

THE DURDEY BOYZ

Welcome to Durdeyville

Are in the XWA Ring and say:

Dekon: *I take the mic from Tommy raising it to my lips* “Kansas City welcome to Durdeyville! Masters you got a problem with XCW then you got a problem with the Durdey Boyz! Oh my Brotha testify!” *Hands the mic to Bully D.*

Bully D: “Masters you want to destroy all things XCW then look no further than the D-D-D-D-” *Dekon slaps me in the back of the head* “Durdey Boyz! Guys like us, Tommy, Sayabusa, Detox, 9Mil, Rob Vanderkeller and Alcatraz we were the heart and soul of XCW we stayed when everyone else left! You Masters you couldn’t get out of XCW fast enough and what did it get you DEAN? A lame ass professor gimmick complete with a cap and gown!”

 

received_344898762593514

PAUL HAMMOND

XWA Senior Authority

Is on the X-Tron and Says: *The X-tron flickers to life with an image of my sinisterly smiling face.* “Excuse me. Pardon me for interrupting what I am sure would have been a witty, intellectual banter between yourself Bully D and Mister Masters. My name is Paul Hammond and I am the XWA senior advisor. I have been authorized by your boss and mine, the wonderfully talented and beautiful beyond words Alexis Santos, to make two matches!” *holds up two fingers* “Match one will take place right here right now and will feature the team of Lex Legacy and Ron Stoppable against…The Durdey Boyz! Oh and one more thing. This match will be contested under XCW rules! You know what the means right boys?!”

*The fans roar with approval even starting a healthy “Paul E” chant. When the chant dies down I continue my address* “Now as for match number two that one will take place at the Dangerous Liaisons pay per view and it will be an 8-man elimination match! It will be the team of Dean Master, Lex Legacy, Ron Stoppable and Earthquake Ted VS the team of Tommy Forever, The Durdey Boyz and Sayabusa! The winners will be the remaining members of the winning team! Of course this is assuming that Tommy Forever will be in any shape to wrestle by then. If for any reason he isn’t then the match will be a 4 on 3 handicap elimination! Now if you could just hobble out of the ring Tommy then we can get tonight’s match started thank you!” *The X-tron goes dark. The Durdey Boyz hold open the ropes for Tommy as he gingerly steps through the ropes and limps down the steps. Legacy and Stoppable climb into the ring. Both teams stare at each other across the ring as they wait for a ref.*

 

Adam Mooney

Adam Mooney

The Soundtrack Of Xtreme

Is at The Announce Table and says: “The Durdey Boyz VS Legacy & Stoppable! In a XCW rules match no less! Fans put the kids to bed this one won’t be for the faint of heart! Nor will the match at Dangerous Liaisons! 8-man Elimination well most likely a 4 on 3 handicap as I can’t possibly see anyway that Tommy Forever will be able to compete! The man can barely step through the ropes much less wrestle!”

 

patience & gavin

PATIENCE DEVINE & GAWWWAAADGUS GAVIN GLITTER

XWA Color Commentators

Is at the Announce Table and Says: 

Patience: “What does XCW rules mean? I’m scared sugah.”

Gavin: “You might wanna keep yo eyes close for dis one babe! It ain’t gonna be pretty! Just keep dem pretty little eyes closed and think happy thoughts!” *Sees a dreamy expression cross Patience’s face as she closes her eyes tightly* “Hey now you bettah be thinkin about me and not dat manhandlin Rich Mantel!”

 

legacy4

LEX LEGACY

Lives are short… Legacies are forever

Is in the XWA Ring and Says: *Stoppable steps through the ropes to the ring apron as does Bully D. The ref finally hits the ring and calls for the bell to start the match. Dekon and I jaw at each other building the anticipation. I paint brush Dekon across the face. Dekon answers back slap of his own with some extra stink on it. Irate I lunge at Dekon taking a boot to the stomach doubling me over. Dekon Hammers me with clubbing forearms backing into the ropes. Dekon attempt an Irish whip that I reverse sending him into the opposite ropes. Dekon ducks my clothesline attempt and catches me coming off the other ropes with a flying elbow wiping me off my feet. Dekon quickly gets to his feet again and hit the ropes one more time. As he hits the ropes Earthquake Ted grabs his ankle and Dekon crashes face first into the mat hard. I quickly capitalized getting back to my feet and dropping a series of knees to the back of Dekon’s neck. I drag Dekon to his feet shoving him backwards into our corner. I put the boots to him while Stoppable wraps the tag rope around Dekon’s neck choking him out. Ref is unable to stop us due to the XCW rules which mean there are no rules.*

 

received_351132511970139

THE DURDEY BOYZ

Welcome to Durdeyville

Are in the XWA Ring and say:

Bully D: *Having seen enough I charge into the ring without a tag blindsiding Legacy sending him spilling through the ropes to the floor. I catch Stoppable with a sting jab rocking him then pulls him into the ring tipping him over the top into the ring. For good measure I look down at Earthquake Ted and launches a huge wad of spit plastering the big man right between the eyes. The angry giant climbs up on the apron. I pepper Ted with a flurry of punches that have little effect. Stoppable attacks from behind with a knee to the back that sends me sailing over the top rope to the floor. Ted drops back to the floor and he and Master work me over while Legacy climbs back into the ring and he and Stoppable work over Dekon in the ring.*

 

Adam Mooney

Adam Mooney

The Soundtrack Of Xtreme

Is at The Announce Table and says: “The referee is losing control of this one fast! Masters and Earthquake Ted are taking liberties on the outside with Bully D while Legacy and Stoppable do the same in the ring with Dekon! This is what XCW rules looks like folks!”

 

patience & gavin

PATIENCE DEVINE & GAWWWAAADGUS GAVIN GLITTER

XWA Color Commentators

Is at the Announce Table and Says: 

Gavin: Dats just nasty right dere! ol’ Bully just launched a loogie right in Teddy’s face! Why da helllll would ya wanna piss off a 500lb giant!”

Patience: *still covering my eyes* “EEEEEWWWWW! Talk about sumthin else shug! That’s gross!”

 

received_344898595926864

DEAN MASTERS

Class is in Session

Is at Ringside and Says: *Ted and I pummel Bully D senseless on the outside of the ring while Legacy and Stoppable do the same in the ring to Dekon. Ted and I drag Bully D to his feet and double Irish whip him into the ring post. Bully D’s head careens off the post and he sails into the ring barrier back first a bloody mess. I look a across to Tommy Forever on the opposite side of the ring alone with no one to protect him. I motion to Ted and we advance toward Tommy from opposite sides while Legacy and Stoppable block Tommy from escaping through the ring. Before we reach Tommy a Ghetto beat pulses throughout the arena..*

 

received_352815718468485

•••9MIL•••

Bang! Yo Ded Muthaf*ka!

Is at the Gorilla position and say: *The Fans pop as they recognize my familiar theme music. I strut out on to the stage pushing a shopping cart full of “toys” with one hand while dragging a bloodied Alex Santos in a head lock with the other arm. I sit Alex in front of me and next to the cart. Earthquake Ted abandon his attempt to attack Forever and turn his attention to me feeling it is in his best interest to protect the boss’s son. Ted makes his way towards me while Masters continues to stalk Forever while everyone else is watching me. Just as Masters gets to Forever a man in an orange hoodie hops the railing behind Masters. The man lowers the hood revealing himself to be Alcatraz the Suplex King! Alcatraz grabs Masters shoulder wheeling him around and hooks Masters with the “capital Punishment” (T-bone suplex) driving Masters into the floor on the outside. Alcatraz then locks in the “No Escape” (Katahajime/Tazmission) choking out Masters unbeknownst to the rest of Master’s team.*

 

Earthquake Ted

Earthquake Ted

The XWA’s Original Giant

Is on the Rampway and says: *I slowly make my way towards 9Mil warning him not to touch Alex completely unaware of what has happened to Masters at ringside. 9Mil reaches into his cart and pulls out a cheese grater. I warn him not to do it as he hold the cheese grater high in the air for everyone to see.  Alex begs for his life as 9Mil brings the grater down on Alex and rakes it  across Alex’s head making him bleed worse than ever while he flails helplessly. I wince feeling Alex’s pain then picks up the pace in an effort to spare the young Santos any further damage. 9Mil pulls the staple gun dangling around his neck an puts it to Alex’s temple and tells me to back off.  I stop in my tracks raising my hands in surrender and tries to reason with 9Mil to no avail.  9Mil pulls out a dollar bill looks at it then wags his finger “no” he puts the bill back in his pocket and reaches inside his jacket pulling out a folded up piece of paper. 9mil unfolds the paper to reveal an 8 x 10 portrait of Paul Hammond he presses the portrait against Alex’s head then staples it to Alex’s head with the staple gun! Alex shrieks in agony and 9Mil holds him still for one more staple then leave Alex screaming in pain as he yells at me “come an get me b*tch”.  Enraged I chase 9Mil down into the camera bay and along the back of the arena to an empty folding table that a appears to be there for no reason.  9Mil is at one end of the table while I’m at the other. The table being the only thing between us. Suddenly 9Mil’s face splits into a wide grin as he points behind me. confused I turn to see what he is pointing at…*

 

Adam Mooney

Adam Mooney

The Soundtrack Of Xtreme

Is at The Announce Table and says: “XCW is out in full force tonight! Alcatraz has choked out Dean Masters and 9Mil has absolutely brutalized poor young Alex Santos with a cheese grater and a staple gun no less and Big Ted is in hot pursuit!”

 

patience & gavin

PATIENCE DEVINE & GAWWWAAADGUS GAVIN GLITTER

XWA Color Commentators

Is at the Announce Table and Says: 

Patience: *I’m still covering my eyes but I can hear Alex still shrieking in agony.* Is Alex okay? I haven’t heard him cry this much since he wet his pants in the dressing room.”

Gavin: “What the hell is goin on here?! Who be using a damn cheese grater and a staple gun in match! Damn I’m glad I turned down Hammond’s offer back in the day to wrestle in XCW! Dis GAWWWWDGUS face could never have survived XCW! Wait..did you say Alex wet his pants in the dressing room?”

Patience: *uncovers my eyes for a moment.* “Yeah… when he was like six. He was getting a picture taken with his new stepdad Shadow Slayer. Shadow Slayer was mad too! Those kind of stains are hard to get out of leather. Hey whose that behind Teddy?” *quickly covers my eyes again*

 

RobV

ROB VANDERKELLER

Mr. Main Event

Is in the XWA Arena and Says:  *Unbeknownst to Ted I slipped out from the backstage area and followed him with a chair in hand. as Ted turns around I toss the chair to him then connects with a jumping spin kick to the chair  called “The Vanderkiller” driving it back in Ted’s face knocking him senseless. Ted falls backwards onto the table and 9mil and I  position Ted on the table. 9Mil works over Ted with the chair for good measure then I give a thumbs up while looking up towards the balcony. The house spotlight follows my gaze up to Sayabusa on top of the balcony in his classic pose with a chair in hand his shoulder and ribs wrapped in makeshift bandages of athletic tape. The crowd murmurs knowing what is about to happen. Sayabusa steadies himself on the edge of the balcony as the crowd holds it’s collective breath. Sayabusa then leaps tucking the chair under his legs. Sayabusa lands square on Ted’s chest obliterating Ted and the table. The fans react with a massive “holy shit” chant followed by a “this is awesome” chant. 9Mil and I pull Sayabusa out of the wreckage while Ted writhes in pain amongst the shards of table and twisted frame work.*

 

New Forever

TOMMY FOREVER

Pay The Price… Live Forever

Is at Ringside and Says: *While everything is going down in the back of the arena with Ted, 9Mil, RVK and Sayabusa I calmly remove my neck brace and sling. I peel off the arm cast  throwing it aside. I rotate my neck showing the world that I am fine. I look at Alcatraz then nods towards the ring. We both slide into the ring behind Legacy and Stoppable who are still focused on the back of the arena. Alcatraz takes down Stoppable with the “No Escape”. Legacy see this out of the corner of his eye and turns right into a vicious Singapore cane shot busting Legacy wide open. I wear Legacy out with the cane then drags Legacy to his feet. I slip the cane under Legacy’s chin then drives the back of his head into the mat with a “white Russian leg sweep”. I roll back up to one knee with the momentum of the move. I get back to my feet as Bully D rolls back into the ring. I drag Legacy back to his feet as Dekon gets back to his. I toss Legacy to the wolves and stands back to watch leaning in the corner.*

 

received_351132511970139

THE DURDEY BOYZ

Welcome to Durdeyville

Are in the XWA Ring and say:

Dekon: *Sensing that the end is near the fans begin a “DBD” chant looking for our tag team finisher. Bully D tosses Legacy into the ropes then bounds off the adjacent ropes. I catch Legacy coming off the ropes in a flap jack while Bully D leaps catching Legacy’s head on the way down driving him face first into the mat with the “DBD”(Durdey Boy Drop) (3D). I roll Legacy onto his back then covers him hooking the leg deep. The Ref slaps the mat 1…2…3! declaring us the winners. We get back to our feet and celebrate with Tommy and Alcatraz. The camera switches between us in the ring to 9Mil, RVK and Sayabusa in the back of the arena as the fans showers us with an overwhelming “X-C-DUB” chant.*

 

Adam Mooney

Adam Mooney

The Soundtrack Of Xtreme

Is at The Announce Table and says: “XCW reigns supreme tonight folks! Alcatraz chokes out Dean Masters! Sayabusa put Earthquake Ted through a table from the balcony no less with a little help from 9Mil and Rob Vanderkeller! And to top it off Tommy Forever pulls the wool over Dean Master’s and Paul Hammond’s eyes getting a measure of revenge on Dean Masters and his cohorts enroute to a Durdey Boyz victory over Lex Legacy and Ron Stoppable! One thing’s for sure Dangerous Liaisons is gonna be an Xtreme Collision for Dean Masters and Tommy Forever! Good night folks and don’t forget to tune into Dangerous Liaisons Live and only on Pay Per View!

 

patience & gavin

PATIENCE DEVINE & GAWWWAAADGUS GAVIN GLITTER

XWA Color Commentators

Is at the Announce Table and Says: 

Patience: *Still covering my eyes* “Can I open my eyes now?”

 

received_344898762593514

PAUL HAMMOND

XWA Senior Authority

Is In The Backstage Area and Says: *The camera switches to a shot of me staring at a monitor in utter shock at what I’ve just witnessed. I turn away from the monitor in deep thought, concern etched into my face. Suddenly the look of concern turns into a familiar sinister grin as I pull out my phone quickly dialing a number. As the screen goes black I can be heard saying “hello? It’s me, we need to talk” *the show then goes off the air*

 

 

 

 

 

Advertisements

XWA FEVER Ep. 3 Seg. 7 Tag Teaming The Status Quo

Striketeamforce

**((**STRIKE TEAM**))**

Rich Mantel and Tino Santinni

Is On The Rampway and Says:

*Tino: Rich Mantel clad in a uncharacteristic black ring jacket and regular white Strike Team gear rushes through the curtain pumping his fist to the strains of “Dudes in Convertables” theme music as he excitedly runs to the ring excitedly pumping his fist to a good but unsure ovation. I follow at a much slower pace behind taking the time to slap hands with the fans along the way pumping my fist to the music. I  roll into the ring letting out a big “Arrrriiiba!!!” to the fans to a good ovation. I look up on the ropes as Rich is seemingly doing his own thing milking the fans. I shake my head at Mantel as I fold my ring jacket handing it to the time keeper. Mantel gets down of the ropes coming over to me patting me on the back and looking pumped as I looks at him trying to smile but cautiously. Mantel takes the mic as I arches my eyebrow wondering whats about to transpire.

Rich Mantel: *Taps the mic to see if I am on* “I want to first of all let all the nation of Strike Team fans out there that the rumors are NOT true. Rich Mantel and Tino Santinni are rock solid!! Strike Team will show EVERYONE of the doubters out there tonight that we are a team and we will go into the PPV as winners and we will defeat the Magnum Model Consortium and then when we are all done we are gonna go on and take those brand new Tag Team championship from who ever holds them !! The Strike Team are 100% so cheer us on tonight and lets do this!!” *Excitedly pumps my fist as Tino now smiling comes over to speak as well but I promptly pass the mic quickly back to the ring attendant and casually waves to the fans as if I didnt notice as Tino stands there looking at me shrugging his shoulders.*

 

Adam Mooney

#####ADAM MOONEY####

The Soundtrack Of Xtreme

Is at the ringside announce table and says: “Well fans despite all the rumors of desention with Mantel and Santinni both men have shown up to fight in tonight’s main event! Mantel must have left his Strike Team rig jacket at home because that new black jacket is sure to spark more speculation. Mantel looks pumped to be here tonight but I have to point out it looks like Tino is trying to figure out his angle with this one! Whatever the case may be…Strike Team has their work cut out for them as they are taking on nearly 550 lbs. of pure savagery in the Nuclear Warriors henchmen of the apokolyps…Wrath and Fury..THE BRINGERS OF PAIN!!! Thats a tall order and if Mantel and Santinni are going to be successful tonight they need to be on the same page!!”

 

Bringers

(((#######THE BRINGERS OF PAIN#########)))

Wrath and Fury

Is on the rampway and says:

*The X-Tron displays the Bringers Logo to a big series of boos, thunder and lighting fill the ramp way top as pyro goes off in tandem. The curtain fly’s back and outwalk’s the leader of the jacked up Army the NUCLEAR WARRIOR himself in a long sleeveless Trenchcoat emblazoned with a colorful NUCLEAR WARRIOR symbol on the back as he methodically steps out on the ramp standing very still with a Microphone in hand instead of sprinting to the ring like the Warrior of old. There is still a smatering of Warrior chants but the camera displays the trance like state of this new Warrior before us..miles separted from the action filled wild man that we came to know in the AWX.

 

new-nuke

<<<<*******>>>>NUCLEAR WARRIOR<<<<*******>>>>

The ULTIMATE Power

Is On The Rampway and says: *He lifts the mic “WAAAARRRIORS…..Your deity has arrived the mountains of the Ultimate one. Many naysayers have said the path of the Warrior is not what it once was, that it is a path of deception, of disloyalty. The Nuclear Warrior and his army are on a mission of not deception but of DESS II MAAATION!!!!! YOU STRIKE TEAM have been chosen by the gods…” *Strike Team looks on looking at each other trying to make sense of what the Warriors purpose is. The Warrior not in forgiving mood looks down at his hands trembling almost trance like as he speaks* “…chosen to be sacrificed at the feet of all my Warriors. While you both struggle with your own deceptions and untruths..the ONLY Truth you will know is PAIN…and none better to dispense it than my BRINGERS!!! NOW YOU WILL FEEL THE ABSOLUTE POWER OF WRATH AND FURY!!! Ha ha ha ha ha* Laughs manically as the Bringers of Pain slide in from behind the Strike Team pearl harboring them as Warrior slowly marches to ringside to a chorus of boos.

patience &amp; gavin

Patience Devine and Gawwwdgggussss Gavin Glitter

X.W.As Lead Color Commentators

Is at the ringside announce table and says:

Patience Devine: “Baby..is Warrior speaking english cause that sure aint Southern English that coming outta his mouth??? Why aint Warrior runnin no more??

Gavin Glitter: “Some jibba jabba shugga. What ever he is saying it sure aint good for Strike Team. Hey where did Rich Mantel get that fancy new black Jacket?? “

 

Bringers

(((#######THE BRINGERS OF PAIN#########)))

Wrath and Fury

Is inside the XWA ring and says:

*Wrath: We slide into the ring behind Rich and Tino rushing them as they look up at the Warrior on the rampway. I drop Tino with a clubbing forearm to the back. Fury knees Mantel to the outside. Now with Tino isolated we both whip him off the ropes exploding with a double shoulder tackle sending Santinni upside down. Fury scoops an injured Santinni off the mat and delivers a huge running powerslam I am right there to meet him with a high elevation elbow drop. we celebrate for our early flurry. we pull Santinni off the mat Fury hooks him in a front chancery as I scale the second rope leaping off with an awesome forearm sledge to the back again dropping Tino. *

 

Striketeamforce

 

**((**STRIKE TEAM**))**

Rich Mantel and Tino Santinni

Is inside the XWA Ring and says:

Tino: *Mantel struggling to get back to his feet on the outside pulls himself up on the ring apron while I am being obliterated on the inside of the ring. Mantel pulls himself up to the corner adjusts himself holding his back in pain reaches out to me for a tag to try and even the score. I kick off Wrath as he attempts to drag me back to his corner for another double team as the ref trys to restore order and put both teams in their respective corners. The fans begin a “Lets Go Tino” chant as I crawl to my corner rapidly… I struggle to my feet and leaps to Mantels waiting hands as he makes the tag acknowledged by the ref..Mantel enters the ring a house of fire with a wild series of punches sending big Fury teetering on the brink..Fury charges Mantel with a clothesline which is ducked as he turns and drop kicks Wrath over the ropes…back to his feet he rushes a still standing Fury executing a high elevation flying head scissors rolling to the mat taking the big man off his feet to a great ovation..after being in the ring only seconds with albiet great offense Mantel turns to me while I struggle to stand in my corner and makes an abrupt tag to his injured partner who hasnt even had time to take a breather. Mantel quickly steps back out of the ring grabs the tag ropes and opens the ropes for me. Shocked and holding the back of my head as I reluctantly step back inside the ring mouthing something to Mantel looking none too pleased.

 

Adam Mooney

#####ADAM MOONEY####

The Soundtrack Of Xtreme

Is at the ringside announce table and says: “You have GOT to be kidding me. Santinni has been literally pulverized for almost the entire beginning to this match and Mantel finally tags in..cleans house then tags right back out?? What is the Rich thinking? The Bringers are regrouping again and they have a sitting duck in the ring and Mantel just doesnt see that. Hes throwing his partner to the wolves in my opinion!!

 

Bringers

(((#######THE BRINGERS OF PAIN#########)))

Wrath and Fury

Is inside the XWA ring and says: * Fury: Wrath and I  regroup in the ring grinning that a very battered Santinni has been fed to us. I  tag in giving Wrath a quick breather. I circle Tino and hooks up..Santinni no physical match for me and is pushed back into our corner. Wrath holds Tino as I lay in a series of boots and forearm clubs. The ref steps in and breaks up the double team. Wrath still holding the tag rope has his hands in the air feigning any wrong doing. I pull Santinni off the mat and whips him off the ropes as the Nuclear Warrior at ringside trips Santinni on the rebound dropping him face first to the mat. I meet Santinni with a high leg drop off the ropes. Kneeling up I flash a very satisfied smile posing to the fans on one knee!!*

 

Striketeamforce

**((**STRIKE TEAM**))**

Rich Mantel and Tino Santinni

Is inside the XWA Ring and says:

Mantel:* Seeing the Warriors interference at ringside I down to the mat as Tino struggles to make it to the corner for a tag but no one is home as the Bringers pull him back in for yet another double team effort. I get in Warriors face who looks at him amused as his eyes widen and mouth opens almost like an animal ready to fight another beast. Suddenly I throw a series of well placed punches at Warrior that seems to stagger the Nuclear one surprisingly as he rocks backwards.. very pleased with myself  I smile to the fans excitedly pumping my fist!! *

 

patience &amp; gavin

Patience Devine and Gawwwdgggussss Gavin Glitter

X.W.As Lead Color Commentators

Is at the ringside announce table and says:

Gavin Glitter: “Lookie Ritchie Mantel giving it the Warrior!! If ahhmm not mistaken hes dispensing some Southern Justice…give to em Richie!! That Mantel kids got some great hair…not as nice as mine now..but pretty damn good.

Patience Devine: “Shugga Mr. Mantel is French not Southern!! Hes dishin out some ah that Ohh La la crap all over that jacked up Warrior guy!! Richies hair goes well with that tanned body and those…*Stops cold looking over at Gavin who sees me ooogling over Mantel*

 

new-nuke

<<<<*******>>>>NUCLEAR WARRIOR<<<<*******>>>>

The ULTIMATE Power

Is at ringside and says: * Is staggered by the flurry of offense by Mantel as we battle in front of the ringside announce table..I suddenly turn my head no longer selling Riches punches as I glare back at him screaming gutterly as I unleash a wicked clothesline blowing Mantel off his feet easily. I scoop him up by his hair like a piece of trash firing him over top of the ringside announce table on top of Gavin Glitter knocking him out of his chair. As the announcers scramble in fear..I look down breathing heavy looking at my hands speaking in tounges as I walk slowly and ominously to the other side of the ring almost trance like the brief scuffle had not happened.*

 

Adam Mooney

#####ADAM MOONEY####

The Soundtrack Of Xtreme

Is at the ringside announce table and says: *Moves out of harms way as Warrior tosses Mantel like a rag doll into my commentators companions* “Mantel is NO MATCH for the big Nuclear Warrior!! Warrior just tossed Rich Mantel into parts unknown!! This is not looking good for Strike Team who have a PPV match against the Magnum Models coming up on PPV next week!! There may not be enough of Mantel and Santinni to send to the PPV!!”

 

Bringers

(((#######THE BRINGERS OF PAIN#########)))

Wrath and Fury

Is inside the XWA ring and says:

Wrath: *Seeing our leader vanquish the younger Strike Team member on the outside we continue to punish the Latin star Tino Santinni. Fury sets up Tino into a piledrive position as I climb to the second rope stopping to taunt the fans before I am about to leap*

 

Striketeamforce

**((**STRIKE TEAM**))**

Rich Mantel and Tino Santinni

Is inside the XWA Ring and says:

Tino:*Before Fury can fully execute the move I block the piledriver flipping Fury over top of me with a high elevation backdrop as I drop to one knee exhausted from the beating..but with one more second of energy I leap forward forearming Wrath off the second rope to the outside of the ring to the floor as the fans explode…I turn to the corner still wanting to tag my partner when I see him on the floor caught up in the announce table debacle. I hold the rope looking back into the ring holding my back as I look to see my opponent Fury getting back up to his feet…with a renewed fire I quickly catch him with two well placed boots to the midsection backing him into the ropes I whip him off the ropes catching him with a beautiful drop kick knocking him off his feet..I get quickly back to my feet to rush the Bringers corner as Wrath is back on the ring apron and I catch him as well with a drop kick knocking him off the apron again for the second time. Exhausted and weary I fight on grabbing a stunned Fury off the mat I snap mare him in front of me drop kicking him in the back as he falls over. I scale quickly to the top rope as the big Fury staggers to his feet..as I am about to leap I notice the Nuclear Warrior jumping to the ring apron next to me obviously ready to attack me I turn to him ready to retaliate when IT happens…*

 

new-nuke

<<<<*******>>>>NUCLEAR WARRIOR<<<<*******>>>>

The ULTIMATE Power

Is on the ring apron and says: *As I attempt to attack Tino Santinni to stop his offense on my minions the Bringers, I suddenly stop…almost like I am resisting…the men inside the ring stop to see what is happening..I shake my head as if trying to clear my senses as I look at my hands and all around the ring. It is as if I suddenly remembered I was at at wrestling show…stunned I look up at Tino and backs away almost apologetically as I step to ringside as the audience is wondering what is happening to the Warrior..I begin to walk away from ringside as Wrath trys to engage me. I harshly push him away as he tries to see whats going on with me..as I begin to back up the ramp the EVENT happens!!My ring jacket catches fire in a burst of flames as the fans erupt in horror..the ringside attendees grab fire extinguishers to put me and and remove the burned tatters of my ring attire. I try to stand up shoving people who are trying to help me away when a blood bleed like ooze comes from my forehead bathing me in a blackened mask. I try to wipe it away with my hands but it is very much making matters far worse and far more cryptic. I stagger up the ramp as EMT help me back through the curtain..

 

Bringers

(((#######THE BRINGERS OF PAIN#########)))

Wrath and Fury

Is inside the XWA ring and says:

Wrath: *Stunned ourselves Fury looks up seeing a shocked Santinni leap off the top rope on me as I catch him solid as he attempts a body press I drop him hard into a well delivered backbreaker as I reach back tagging in my partner..he scales the top rope as I lift Santinni into a high modified bear hug midring as Fury scales the top rope delivering an awesome modified Doomsday Device as Wrath is about to pin Santinni for the win..I see the ref at ringside still investigating what happened with the Warrior and tending to Mantel who is helped to his feet by Gavin Glitter and Patience Devine!!

 

patience &amp; gavin

Patience Deine and Gawwwdgggussss Gavin Glitter

X.W.As Lead Color Commentators

Is at the ringside announce table and says:

*As we assist Mantel back to his feet Rich turns to Patience and deeply kisses her holding her by her waist and pulling her in close..Mantel then winks at her as he moves suddenly looking very much uninjured as he moves into the ringside area as the ref trys to coax him back in the ring where his partner is in dire jeopardy..Mantel feigns a injured back and leans on the ref trying to keep him at bay to give his partner time to recover??*

Gavin Glitter: *Seeing my girl being kissed upon I am visibly upset yelling at Mantel as my words are caught on air..* “What the hell man?? She tryin ta help you and you go an force yourself on muh gurl?? Ohhhh Haaalll No son!! Where I am frum thats cause for a throw down among men.” *Suddenly grabs Patience pulling her in close to “Protect” her..”You okay Shugga?? I got cha..he aint gonna get within a hundred feet ah muh girl again..ahh promise ya that baby”

Patience Devine: *Is pulled in close after the Mantel kiss as the camera catches my sudden reaction over the shoulder and out of sight of Gavin Glitter as I shyfully smile and suggestively licking my lips as I subtly try to catch another glance to the dashing Rich Mantel*

 

 

Cyborg

Reese Cyborg

“The Hybrid”

Is at ringside and says: *In a hoodie at ringside a lone ring attendant who came to ringside silently while the Warrior chaos was erupting  he carefully slide undetected into the ring as the two Bringers are yelling at ringside to the ref to count down Tino Santinni in the ring. The ref caught up in Mantels drama does not see the hooded figure reveal himself as REESE CYBORG!! As the fans explode Fury turns around and is spiked hard to the mat with an incredible impactful spear driving him almost literally out of his boots as the man formerly known as “Thunder” leaps back to his feet ripping off his hoody tossing it to the fans as he yells and poses with his tounge out to the fans as the XWA area begins a HUGE “Cyyyybbbooooorrrggg” chant. Wrath scrambles to his feet and is met with a lightening quick kick to the solar plexus and is hooked into a front facelock as the camera zooms in on The Hybrid as he drags his thumb across his throat signalling for the end. Reese lifts the big 270 lb man up into a high vertical suplex position before rotating into a quick body slam from that position known as the Thunderstruck…leaving both men a crippled heap I roll out of the ring and leaps back into the crowd a the fans are cheering me on as I make a quick exit.*

 

Striketeamforce

**((**STRIKE TEAM**))**

Rich Mantel and Tino Santinni

Is inside the XWA Ring and says:

Mantel: *Shocked but in total awe of the break we just were gifted…I see Tino rolling on top of Wrath ready to make the pin as I slide into the ring rolling Tino out of the way as I quickly jump back outside to the ring apron as the fans are electric..I shift all around with excitement before holding the top rope and vaultig over the ropes into an awesome springboard splash on Bringer Wrath..The ref not truly knowing who’s legal slides in and counts the 1….2….3!!! Strike Team are announced as the winners of the match to a incredible ovation..The camera focused on a elated Rich Mantel pans then over to Tino Santinni slumped in the corner holding his neck  seeing Mantel claim his victory with a sour look on his face*

 

*MEANWHILE MOMENTS LATER BACKSTAGE*

 

 

Cyborg

Reese Cyborg

“The Hybrid”

Is Backstage and says: *Tears into the EMT Medical Room backstage where Warrior is being attended to as he is seated on a examination table holding his stomach as Doctors continue to investigate the cause of the weird physical bizzare happenings occurring with Warrior. Several securty surround e holding me back as I assure them I am only there to speak to the Nuclear One as I hold my hands in the air pleading my peaceful intentions. I walk in front of the injured Warrior as he is almost too weak to look up..I reach into my pocket and pulls out three minature doll like items holding them outwards to show the Warrior.* “Listen man..I ain’t here to fight you okay…if I was you would already be dead. I got to thinking a few days ago as I had a moment of clarity..it was like I came out of a bad dream. I thought what in the world could have caused a guy like the “Nuclear Warrior”to completely change overnight. ?? I was told as well that I had changed…I wasn’t the same. My kid asked me “Daddy something is wrong with you..you look lost”. I couldnt place it Jim. I just couldn’t figure it out. I had become something that I wasn’t..a follower. Brother I can tell ya Cyborg aint no follower. So I slowly but surely came around..I fought what ever was coming over me. Then two days ago I found THESE..*Holds out my hand showing Warrior the three crude dolls representing The Warrior and The Bringers*

 

new-nuke

<<<<*******>>>>NUCLEAR WARRIOR<<<<*******>>>>

The ULTIMATE Power

Is Backstage and says: *Looks up clearly struggling but with a shade of his former self beginning to shine through glances at the Voodoo like figures of myself and my henchmen* “What wickedness have you brought forward Reese Thunder (Cyborg)? My Warriors speak not to false gods..but only the words of my ancestor Warriors of days gone by. Attempts to confuse me Cyborg man will be futile..as the Warriors out the…*Seemingly stops mid-sentence slipping into a catatonic state staring blankly at the floor*

 

Cyborg

Reese Cyborg

“The Hybrid”

Is Backstage and says: “Brother I ain’t sure whats going on in that head of yurs but I sure as hell dont think that the Nuclear Warrior I knew would act like the pussy that I have seen in the last several months. Jimmy you ain’t this guy…someones playing games with yur head man. These dolls look like some hocus pocus crap I saw on TV one time..and it looks like someone has..*Suddenly Reese wrenches in pain doubling over with a sharp abdominal illness. Cyborg drops the dolls to the ground as Warrior seemingly feels the impact of his doll hitting the floor as he goes flat back on the floor as if he had been thrown from a building. Cyborgs pain suddenly subsides as he stands up abruptly with the same black ooze seen on Warrior earlier eminating from his eyes as the camera zooms in..Reese simply stands and looks over Warrior and walks away as the EMTs look on in horror*

*Off site in a darkened cavernous room filled with rock like fixtures, large shattered roman like collums. The room clearly has been vacated for many years possibly centuries as thick foliage has grown all around the space freely interwining amongst the furniture that is blankted in a large thick layer of dust. A large cloaked figure wearing a top hat back on to the camera stand center screen standing at a podium like fixture in one hand holding an off large amulet on a think golden chain high into the air and in the other hand a similar doll as those shown earlier with this one bearing the likeness of Cyborg!! The hidden mysery man begins chanting loudly as he reaches for a long tribal like staff and slams it HARD into the ground with such force it stands freely on its own embedded in the stone floor. A smoking skull on the top of the ominous staff begins to spin on its axis with glowing red eyes as the unknown space is smoke filled and dark..On a rock table like fixture in the background is a tattered thick leather bound book that slams open on its own…the camera shows the page that it opens onto a painted page showing a war of gods and within the picture likenessness of Warrior, Cyborg , the Bringers and Surge are shown and dead center standing with a staff raised in the air a large blackened figure with a skull like face stands between them..surrounded in flame standing atop a pile of dead bodies stacked high like a mountain…the page suddenly catches fire and begins to crumble away when suddenly the Book slams shut instantly and laugther is heard echoing through this dark mysterious unknown location*

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

XWA FEVER: Ep. 3 Seg.6 A Trip To The City..

AlexSantos

****^^^ALEX SANTOS^^^****

2nd Generation Blue Chipper

Is Inside an XWA Ring and says: *As we return from break we go back to ringside as the audience buzzes with what they have just seen as a huge AJ Prophet chant ignites. Alex Santos music is still playing as Paul Hammond assists me to take off my ring jacket as I stretch out in the ropes warming up for my match. I glance at Hammond and visibly asks him “Who am I fighting Paul?? “ *Hammond smirks and shrugs almost sarcastically as if to feign not knowing what is to come*

 

sayabusaawx

===<<SAYABUSA>>===

Sultan Of Barbwire City

Is Inside a XWA Ring and says:

*My generic Arabic music plays and is slowly melded with electric guitar as a large genie lamp is rolled out to the top of the stage…two handlers in signature turbans and Arabic attire rub the large lamp as a Misty green smoke emits from it’s spout consuming the top of the rampway…as the smoke begins to clean..Sayabusa..the hardcore legend stands wearing his tradition headpiece and sparkling electric purple genie style pants clutching a chair and posing with my one finger pointed in the air as I am known for as the crowd erupts. Slowly I turn to the ring seeing poor Alex Santos now alone in the ring. I rush down the rampway belly sliding into the ring I get quickly to my feet throwing the chair directly into the head of an unsuspecting Alex Santos who crumbles instantly to the floor. I yank his limp body out of the corner and midring.I take a second and set up the chair on it’s four legs about a foot away from him.I bounce off the ropes using the chair as a launch pad I leap to a  standing position on the top rope..struggling for balance as I find it, launching backwards into a sloppy but effective moonsault. I kneel up pointing skyward to a great Holy Shit chant*

 

patience &amp; gavin

***[[[[[[[[[[Patience Devine and Gawwwaaadgus Gavin Glitter]]]]]]]]]]]***

XWA Lead Color Commentators

Is at the ringside announce table and says:

Patience: “Oh my Gawdd…I had a pair of those pants that Aladdin looking guy has on!! My shoes were better than his..his dont even match good loord the nerve of that man to leave the house in such disarray!!”

Gavin Glitter: ” Shugga If you rub this lamp this Genie will give ya all you wish for baby!!”

 

AlexSantos

****^^^ALEX SANTOS^^^****

2nd Generation Blue Chipper

Is Inside an XWA Ring and says:* Holds my stomach as the air comes out of me as Sayabusa lays in a tight moonsault connecting mostly with his knees to my stomach full force. I look over at Paul for support completely overwhelmed only seconds into the match*

 

received_344898762593514

PAUL HAMMOND

XWA Senior Authority

Is Outside The Ring and says: *Sees Saybusa running roughshod over Alex I half heartedly slap the ring apron in support of the youngest Santos. I pull out my cell phone literally dialing “Someone” unbeknownst to the camera*

 

Adam Mooney

Adam Mooney

The Soundtrack Of Xtreme

Is at the ringside announce table and says:

*Just holding my jaw watching absolute destruction inside the ring* “Fans …you may want to tuck the little ones in for the evening as this match looks like its going down a very dark road!! Alex Santos is getting a one way trip down to Barbwire City and he’s just knocked on the door of its Sultan!! Fans put the wife and kids to bed..blood is about to be shed. Paul Hammond has seemingly led this young kid to the lions and he is certainly being swallowed right now*

 

sayabusaawx

===<<SAYABUSA>>===

Sultan Of Barbwire City

Is Inside a XWA Ring and says: *Gets to my feet snatching the chair off its legs quickly folding it up as I rush the ropes in the corner as I quickly scale to the top again with chair in hand I leap off  with a double leg drop in mind off the top quickly sliding the chair under both my legs as I crash down full force again on the chest of and crushes the son of the owner who is woefully unprepared for my offense. As I recover I reach into the front my pants pulling out a wild coil of barbwire as I spool it tightly around my fist..I get on top of Alex rearing back and pounding the young Santos with 6 going on 7 brutal closed fist punches opening up Alex’s forehead as it begins to piss blood from its new trenches caused by the razor-sharp barbs..*

 

AlexSantos

****^^^ALEX SANTOS^^^****

2nd Generation Blue Chipper

Is Inside an XWA Ring and says: *Sits up with blood pouring down over my face and chest as Saybusa comes down with several more shots to the top of my head as the show suddenly cuts to shots of the crowd. The production is so poor that the footage of a rabid crowd is from an old Channel 5 studio show and cut back just in time as not to show the Boomerang Jack vs Killer Kaiju match that the crowd shot was taken from. As the shot is back on the action the video is so far back from the ring and now in black and white to mask the blood freely flowing and now pooling around me*

 

patience &amp; gavin

***[[[[[[[[[[Patience Devine and Gawwwaaadgus Gavin Glitter]]]]]]]]]]]***

XWA Lead Color Commentators

Is at the ringside announce table and says:

Patience Devine: “Baby…the Santos boy needs a Band Aid..The Genie is the worst Genie I ever seen..I am sure Alex didnt wish for that??”

Gavin Glitter: *Disgusted by the bloody mess in the ring* “Gurl…Lil Alex must have pissed off that Genie…cause he’s in (Breaks into a Disney Singalong Voice) Ahhh Whollleeee Neeewwww Wuuurrrllldd ..Of Hurt!!! *Looks to you showing off my vocal skills serenading my woman proudly!*

 

sayabusaawx

===<<SAYABUSA>>===

Sultan Of Barbwire City

Is Inside a XWA Ring and says:* Glides out of the ring to ringside. Shoves production crew members out-of-the-way as I lift the apron scanning underneath clearly looking for something…I get down on my knees finally producing a table to a huge pop. I fidgit with it as it doesn’t seem to want to easily slide into the ring so I give up setting the table up on the ringside area. I roll back inside the ring dragging Alex’s bloodied corpse outside the ring and propping him on the table as he lies lifeless on there not moving an inch. Slipping back inside I scale the ropes to the top rope above the table pointing skyward ready to fly.*

 

Adam Mooney

Adam Mooney

The Soundtrack Of Xtreme

Is at the ringside announce table and says: *Watching a lifeless Alex Santos laying there bleeding like a stuck pig. I try to relay the severity of the grim images before the TV audience..but before I can speak watching my monitor I see that the production team are blocking the blood shots with the Boomerang vs Killer match this time both wrestlers are on-screen for two seconds before cutting back live..I know I have to cover quickly*  “This is one wild night. Alex Santos is almost unresponsive. This match is so brutal even the guys in the production truck have clearly fallen on their heads…this is as live as it gets fans..and as usual XWA delivers what one would expect!! ” *Rolls my eyes as I snap a sip of water to hopefully wash the lies out of my mouth. Another shot of Jack getting sprayed in the eyes with green mist is shown on the screen in place of the blood of poor Alex Santos* “Fans..its not easy being green…my god..what are we watching”

 

Hang down honey

Honey

XWA Original

Is on the Rampway and says: *Rushes out to the rampway seeing my Alex in danger. I am frantically pulling on someones arm on the other side of the curtain who is not visible to the viewer when suddenly he is shown alongside me at the top of the ramp to a great pop. Standing alongside me is another XWA original , the 7 foot 5 monster EARTHQUAKE TED!! We frantically make our way to ringside as Ted plods behind me with a mean look on his face!!*

 

patience &amp; gavin

***[[[[[[[[[[Patience Devine and Gawwwaaadgus Gavin Glitter]]]]]]]]]]]***

XWA Lead Color Commentators

Is at the ringside announce table and says:

Patience Devine: Thats “Honey”!! That bimbo walked out on us back in the day…that no good gold digger is tryin to git her claws in some Santos money!! Ahh saw this before baby!! That gurl aint no good!! Hey..looks..its Teddy!! Whats he doin with her!!”

Gavin Glitter: “I think the Santos Kid needs all the help he can git!! That boy is gonna die in there!! Things got a whole lot bigger in there!!”

 

received_344898762593514

PAUL HAMMOND

XWA Senior Authority

Is Outside The Ring and says: *My eyes almost POP out of my head seeing Natalie and the big man marching towards ringside as I watch my “Student” taking an absolute ass whipping. I rush to Alex’s side try to stop Quake and Honey from intervening* ” No no…dont interfere..Alex has this on lockdown…he’s ready to make his come back..this is what we trained for!! IF you interfere he could be disqualified! ”

 

Adam Mooney

Adam Mooney

The Soundtrack Of Xtreme

Is at the ringside announce table and says: ‘That’s EARTHQUAKE TED!!!??? Where did the XWA dig this guy up?? Fans this is a history lesson for you both “Honey” and Big Ted were both XWA crew members back in the original days of the company. Honey now has had a relationship with Alex Santos, the son of the very owner of the XWA, the notorious Alexis Santos. Her son is in dire straits tonight but did she possibly send Ted out to make the save? If I know Alexis like I do she has no love lost for Honey as she still blames her for walking out on the company in its dying days. You don’t know who to trust these days but what I do know is that its chaos in the XWA arena and Honey is throwing a hail mary to save her boyfriend from being roadkill!! Hammond seems to be trying to stop them…what on earth is he thinking..his charge is in danger of not only losing this match but his career!! This makes no sense fans!!”

 

Earthquake Ted

Earthquake Ted

The XWA’s Original Giant

Is at Ringside and says: *Grabs Paul Hammond by the lapels of his jacket and looks out to the fans with my big hamhock of a hand raised in the air as the XWA faithful roar their approval I unload a horribly sloppy right hand just glancing Hammond who does not sell the punch as it did not connect and yells at me on camera to hit him again as I rear back and lays in a loose follow-up punch sending Hammond to the mat*

 

sayabusaawx

===<<SAYABUSA>>===

Sultan Of Barbwire City

Is Inside a XWA Ring and says: *Balancing on the top rope I see Big Ted manhandling Paul Hammond as I leap off the top of the ropes diving towards the big lumbering Giant with reckless abandon*

 

Hang down honey

Honey

XWA Original

Is at ringside and says: *Seeing the sheer chaos erupting I grab Alex’s bloody arm as he lays basically dead on the table set up by Sayabusa. I see the Genocidal superstar flying off the top rope to crush both EarthQuake Ted and Alex. I drag Alex off the table just in time to save him from the melee’*

 

patience &amp; gavin

***[[[[[[[[[[Patience Devine and Gawwwaaadgus Gavin Glitter]]]]]]]]]]]***

XWA Lead Color Commentators

Is at the ringside announce table and says:

Gavin Glitter: *Gets up from our chairs at ringside as we see things getting wild as we step out of the announce booth to the safety of the ringside bell keepers position..pulls Patience with me*

 

Earthquake Ted

Earthquake Ted

The XWA’s Original Giant

Is at Ringside and says: *Sees Sayabusa dive off the top on to me as I throw a punch wildly in the air not connecting at all as Saybusa falls on top of me and slides off of me to the mat the fans are somewhat booing as the air is taken out of them after the series of blown spots. I scramble to save the spot as I pick Sayabusa off the mat in a goozle by his neck as I lift Sayabusa up high in the air in the position for a chokeslam as I turn and slams him down hard on the table…that does NOT break and merely turns over to the boos and catcalls of the fans. Nervously seeing my whole segment failing in front of me..I prop the table quickly back up..reaching down rolling Sayabusa back on to the table..I pull myself up on the ring apron in front of the table. Knowing I have to make an impact I have to try something off script to save the big spot. I raise my arm indicating that I am going for broke to a mild smattering of applause I run slightly, flipping off the apron to execute a very slow senton off the apron and on to the table and Saybusa. The table does NOT BREAK again as I now lay on top of the XCW legend flat back with my legs hanging over the edge table. With a wash of embarrassment coming over me I simply lay there until suddenly the one of the side legs of the table finally gives way as one side of the table drops to the mats as I now hang upside down with my head on the mat and Saybusa still trapped underneath me as he yells from underneath me suddenly in plain english, swearing at me to get off him as the fans cheer with empathy and confusion. The ref in the ring begins to count to get the wrestler back in the ring *

 

received_344898762593514

PAUL HAMMOND

XWA Senior Authority

Is Outside The Ring and says:*Watching the segment and my payday seemingly falling apart before my eyes I grab a production assistant giving him strict orders unheard to the live viewers as the assistant scrambles up the rampway*

 

Adam Mooney

Adam Mooney

The Soundtrack Of Xtreme

Is at the ringside announce table and says:*Trying my best not to laugh at the Earthquakes efforts trying to come up with words to save a minute of action that may be unsaveable* “Earthquake certainly making an impact on the XWA faithful here tonight! Seems Big Ted is battling two opponents here this evening, the homicidal Icon, Sayabusa and the seemingly unstoppable TABLE!! Fans when its LIVE in the XWA it’s as raw as it gets!! With the carnage before me we are indeed witnessing a Natural Disaster!!”

 

AlexSantos

****^^^ALEX SANTOS^^^****

2nd Generation Blue Chipper

Is Inside an XWA Ring and says: *In a heap in the corner I see the segment just dying in front of me as blood flows freely all over me as the ref counting Saybusa and I out on the outside is up to a 6 count at this point. Honey helps me to get my upper body on the ring apron as my legs do not work well as Paul Hammond and Honey lifts my battered frame in under the ropes just before the ref can count to 10 as the bell rings to a mad chorus of boos as I lay in the middle of the ring on my side bleeding profusely as I raise my limp arm in the air in apparent victory..*

 

Adam Mooney

Adam Mooney

The Soundtrack Of Xtreme

Is at the ringside announce table and says: “A count out win by the son of the owner…this is the best the kid could have asked for. Sayabusa would have taken his life if that had gone on any longer. Fans this Santos kid is and I cant believe I am about to say this…but the kid is on a winning streak!”

 

detox

~*~*~DETOX~*~*

“This Is Your Last Call”

Is In The Bleachers and says: * “Enter Dreamland” erupts over the XWA Arena sound system as the crowd absolutely loses it..The camera pans the arena where it finally finds me at the very top of the arena in the “Crows Nest”…I stand with one foot on the ledge with my Singapore cane high in the air as the fans pour beer in my mouth as I spit it out all over the fans below…I point my cane towards the center of the ring directly at Alex Santos, my opponent at the upcoming Dangerous Liaisons PPV! Fans sing along word for word with my theme music as I thump my feet to the tune.*

 

Adam Mooney

Adam Mooney

The Soundtrack Of Xtreme

Is at the ringside announce table and says: “OH MY…if tonight hasn’t been hard enough for young Alex Santos….now comes the man he will face in only a couple of short weeks…the man known as DETOX!! XCWs Beer Swilling, Cane Swinging , anarchist and he’s got a clear shot right at the son of the owner! Listen to these fans cheering him on all the way up above the ring. Hammond needs to get young Alex out of there or the damage that Sayabusa has laid on the young Santos will look like a paper cut when considering the damage a Singapore cane can do to the body!! “

 

received_344898595926864

DEAN MASTERS

“Class Is In Session”

Is In The Bleachers and says: *Out of literally  nowhere I enter the crow’s nest behind Detox as he celebrates with the fans as I grab him by the back of his shirt and throws him off the balcony as the camera below catches his horrifying decent into a sea of fans way below the balcony we lose sight of him as he crashes to the floor. I nervously look over the balcony as the camera catches my reaction as I shove the camera man out-of-the-way as I make a quick escape as the fans fill the arena with a “Holy Shit” chant..*

 

Adam Mooney

Adam Mooney

The Soundtrack Of Xtreme

Is at the ringside announce table and says: *Sits in total  shock as I yell over the air* ” Jesus Christ…what the hell is going on…Dane Masters that son of a bitch just may have committed Homicide. Fans this is a serious situation…*Stands in silence as I see the EMT’s clearing the area directly below the crow’s nest as a hush and a buzz comes over the crowd*

 

received_344898762593514

PAUL HAMMOND

XWA Senior Authority

Is Outside The Ring and says: *Looks over at the scene in the fans seemingly breaking character I show a look of pure shock on my face with both hands on my cheeks scurrying to the ring barrier looking on to the chaos happening as EMT’s scurry past me..I rub my head looking very concerned when the realization comes over me that I may have been double crossed politically…my shock turns to anger as I storm out of the ringside area yelling at Honey to get Alex out of the ring. I stomp up the ramp looking back out of concern at Detox’s condition as more security and medical personnel pass me with a gurney and equipment*

 

sayabusaawx

===<<SAYABUSA>>===

Sultan Of Barbwire City

Is at ringside and says:*With no eyes on me and Ted I shove him off me out of frustration as I dust myself off, pissed that The Quake ruined my XWA debut I yell at him cursing him in plain english. I walk up to him spitting at him in the face as he wipes his face off trying to apologize..the side camera catches our interaction in the background as I wind up smacking him clean in the mouth. A production team member picks up on our off script squabble as I am pulled away from the scene by security tossing the coiled barbwire off my hands and into the audience..I am led out of the arena on the side of the ramp way out of camera view as Honey and Alex are shown on the main hard camera hobbling out of the area*

 

Earthquake Ted

Earthquake Ted

The XWA’s Original Giant

Is at Ringside and says: *Holds my face with a look of anger on my face as I am booed and heckled. I look over at the EMT’s servicing Detox as the cameras attempt to go dark. I slowly lumber away from ringside…as I make my way up the rampway I am pelted with rubbish..I stop glaring at the fans looking around the arena..the EMT’s roll by me wheeling the injured Detox past me. I reach out and grab the back of the gurney stopping it cold as I swipe at the EMTs sending them spiralling down the rampway head over feet with one brush of my tree like arms. I push Detox who is carefully strapped to the gurney to the top of the ramp as the boo’s rain down on me. I look all around at the hateful audience as I momentarily look to have some remorse when I suddenly snap, goozling Detox by the neck while still attached to the gurney. I lift him off the rampway, gurney and all, dangling in the air and throws his entrapped body off the edge of the rampway to a large space well below the side of the railing to a HUGE “Holyshit” chant. I stand at the top of the rampway as the camera zooms in on my enraged eyes as I nod to the fans with a bizzare smirk before throwing back the curtain and storming backstage to a shocked audience. The camera zooms in on Detox’s Gurney 12 feet below the massive ramp structure upside down with his body still attached as EMT’s again surround him trying to restore order..*

 

Adam Mooney

Adam Mooney

The Soundtrack Of Xtreme

Is at the ringside announce table and says: “Someone needs to stop this…we are out of control. Fans if the fall from the crows nest didnt kill Detox that slam from the rampway while strapped to the gurney HAD to finish the job!! My god..I have seen henious acts in my day..but THAT had to be the most VILE senseless act I for one have EVER witnessed…What in Gods name…*Hears ANOTHER buzz from the audience as I pan the arena when suddenly high atop the X-Tron I see Sayabusa standing atop the massive screen over 60 feet in the air as the EMTs finally get Detox’s Gurney back on its wheels as the desperately check his vitals..*

 

sayabusaawx

===<<SAYABUSA>>===

Sultan Of Barbwire City

Is On Top OF The X-Tron and Says: *Stands high atop the arena finger pointed straight up to the heavens..I work my way over to the side of the X-Tron where Detox lays on the Gurney below looking down with bad intentions as the fans are going crazy with a “Sayabusa” chant breaking out!!*

 

Adam Mooney

Adam Mooney

The Soundtrack Of Xtreme

Is at the ringside announce table and says: “Hes gonna…he’s gonna…my god..nooo..Saybusa himself cant survive that fall. Somebody stop this damn idiot..we may have a suicide on our hands if we allow this to happen!!” *Yells at the ringside production crew with very a very serious demeanor*

 

received_344898595926864

DEAN MASTERS

“Class Is In Session”

Is On Top Of The X-Tron and says: *I again appear out of no where with a meter stick smashing it across the scarred body of Sayabusa as it snaps in two pieces stunning the genocidal maniac. I grab him by the back of the sweaty hair and genie belt on his pants as I toss him violently off the top of the X-tron like a guided missile towards Detox’s gurney as he strikes it hard literally cracking the gimmicked gurney into two pieces as both Detox and I sprawl to the concrete floor in a heap. Police rush the stage finally seeing enough as I disappear into the background*

 

received_344898762593514

PAUL HAMMOND

XWA Senior Authority

Is Backstage and says: *A scene is happening in the backstage area as I wait for Masters to return from the X-Tron position..staffers try to maintain decorum as Alexis, Alex Santos and Natalie stand off to the side as I yell and scream at the production staff..as Masters enters the picture suddenly I break free of the group slapping him right in the face with a wild paint brush slap* “You son of a bitch…Dean..you know what you just DID…what in the hell were you thinking!!?? I’ll sue your goddamned ass.”

 

received_344898595926864

DEAN MASTERS

“Class Is In Session”

Is Backstage and says: *Holds my face with a smile as I watch the portly weasel throw a tantrum…I let him go on before I interupt. “Save your tantrums Paul..you know that I work for the XWA now Paul. Do you even know what that is?? This is NOT XCW anymore and why dont you be honest with the boss here Mr. Hammond. The only purpose you have in the role you are in is to poison this company from within and make sure your “Boys” still collect a payday..you are NO SENIOR AUTHORITY Paul..you are the senior mole..cause thats what you are good at isnt it Paul? Lieing and cheating but in the end its all about benefitting YOURSELF. Take a good look at Detox and Sayabusa Paulie..you can say all you want that you are upset but those fake tears of yours tell the real story. I will NOT stop until EVERYONE of those Xtreme losers is out of this company and in a wheel chair. XCW ruined my life and with the XWA I am taking it back. *Turns to Alex Santos* “Son if you need yourself a teacher..he’s looking you right in the face. You can hang with shrews or you can hang with the top of the class..schools in session kid..you need to choose the school you need to learn from..Ha ha!! *Smiles at Alexis as I walk away shoving Paul Hammond to the ground as Alex scurries to help him up*

 

alexissantos

Alexis Santos

Owner Of The XWA

Is Backstage and says: *Looks down at Paul Hammond writhing on the floor with my hands on my side questioning the faithfullness of one Paul Hammond for the first time* “Whats he talking about Paul?? I made it clear that I wanted all the XCW trash cleaned out of this company or made to conform. If I have trouble with the Senior Authority then maybe someone needs to be FIRED?? Is that what is needed here Mr. Hammond?? If I hear that you are working against me in ANY fashion you Mr. Hammond and anyone related to you will NEVER work in this business AGAIN. Now GET UP of this floor we have a SHOW to run.” *Walk away kicking Hammonds feet out of the way*

 

received_344898762593514

PAUL HAMMOND

XWA Senior Authority

Is Backstage and says:* Scrambles to my feet fixing myselfand straighening my tie as I compose myself very frustrated as the camera closes in on a very paniced Paul Hammond…as the segment cuts to commercial*

 

 

 

XWA Fever Episode 3 Seg 5. Choosing Sides..

*The show resumes as we are in the backstage corridor as XWA’s newest “Couple” are seen chatting…as everyone in XWA does*

Hang down honey

Honey

XWA Original

Is in the hallway and say: *Looks over at Alex with a look of cautious concern* ” …I am telling you Alex, Paul Hammond only looks out for one person..himself. I dont think you should trust him. I dont know his agenda I just know hes put you in harms way on three occassions I just dont see how you dont see that. Hes not trying to help you Alex..hes trying to kill you! If you go to that PPV under Pauls watch I know they are setting you up to fail. I know his kind..I know his type. Paul Hammond is a cancer and you HAVE to cut him out of your life or he will kill YOURS!! “

 

AlexSantos

Alex Santos

2nd Generation Blue Chipper

Is in the backstage area and says: *Looks back at you disappointed and almost upset* You know what Nat….you dont understand Paul is my friend. I mean look what I accomplished in only three weeks..I have a PPV match..I wrestled with Rip Remmington..and hell I even have my own T-Shirt!!” Opens my ring jacket showing off my yellow T Shirt with a large picture of my head in the middle with “Hardcore Alex and “Son Of Xtreme” on the back as I proud grin with pride. ” I have spent too many years with people telling me I cant do this..and I cant do that…well I am done with all that!! Paul Hammond showed me how to not be afriad and to go for it. I thought if anyone would understand it would be YOU!! I guess I was wrong about people!!

 

Hang down honey

Honey

XWA Legend

Is In The Backstage Area and says: *Taken back by Alexs hurtful words* “Alex…stop..I am just trying to..”*Is interputed by a familiar face of pure letchary as I step aside as the Goddfather Of Xtreme Interupts our conversation. I step back folding my arm looking at Paul Hammond in disgust just shaking my head*

 

received_344898762593514

Paul Hammond

XWA Senior Authority

Is In The Backstage Area and Says: *Looks Honey up and down as I stand between the two star crossed lovers* “Natalie..Natalie Natalie…many a good mans career has been killed off because of daliances of a WOMAN!! Well Ms. “Honey”…NOT Alex Santos!! He will not be the John Lennon to your Yoko Ono!! He most certainly NOT be the Kurt Cobain to your Courtney Love…no no. You see talent comes in many forms…but a true Blue Chipper comes along every millenium or so and I unlike YOU young lady, I have an eye for talent!! Who do you think Alex should listen to? A man who built a company from the ground up or a lady who has killed off every solitary thing she has had her hands on?? I, Paul Hammond will have you know I took a company that many said should have died at birth…a company that I  took in my creative arms and built a empire out of. I built stars out of the hopeless…I made MONEY out of the impossible…I am a success…and you my pretty little friend are a two time LOSER!! Did you tell Alex about all the “success” you had when you took over day to day operations in the XWA?? Oh..you didnt cause you helped drive it into the ground!!!. Did you tell him about how successful the “Renegade Wrestling Co-Op” was Natty? No..you must have forgotten that RWC was dead the moment it opened its doors under YOUR leadership!! The fact that you have a job today is because of ME..the Chief Authority of this XWA promotion lady and I want you to NOT forget that fact. Now if you will EXCUSE us..we have a PPV Tune up match to get ready for. So carry on gold digger..the new Son Of Xtreme has a golden bank account to build.!! Mr. Santos if you will sir..” *Grabs Alex by the ring jacket leading him away from his girl friend*

 

Hang down honey

Honey

XWA Legend

Is In The Backstage Area and says: *So furious I am teared up..I slap the wall with frustration…I begin walking down the hallway passing a viewing room where a few of the guys are yelling and making a commotion ..I compose myself wandering into the room as two wrestlers stand in front of the television jumping up and down high fiving each other obviously enjoying what they are watching. BOth men are too imposing and they do not make a good window as I squeeze through to see what they are watching..I manouever my way to the screen as only my expression is shown as the other two men are buzzing next to me as to what they are watching..I cover my mouth ..thinking for a minute about the magnitude of what I am seeing..I make the descion to tell someone about it as I rush out of the room as the camera follows me.Down the hall past a number of wrestlers and backstage workers as I yell “Where is Alexis?? I need to find her as they point to a room just left of the Gorilla position…I simply push open the door as Alexis is found yelling at her head of creative Erik Richmond.*

 

alexissantos

Alexis Santos

XWA Owner

In My Private Office and says: *Is startled by the intrusion…that reaction turns into fury quickly as my anger towards Richmond now is bestowed on Honey* “THIS has better be GOOD!! Let me guess Natalie..you are leaving AGAIN to start ANOTHER promotion?? YOu are walking out on the only company that ever made use out of you?? With the day I am having it is just as well to add it to the pile you ungrateful b..*

 

Hang down honey

Honey

XWA Legend

Is In Alexis Backstage Area and says: *Cuts you off COLD* ” Alexis SHUT THE HELL UP for at least one minute of your life…what I have to say is important…but if you dont care about this company then I am sorry I even bothered!!! * turns to walk away..but cant resist..and turns around almost bursting to tell her what I have to say anyways* “Just so you know…two of YOUR boys are in the TV room watching JXW Wrestling and ..”

 

alexissantos

Alexis Santos

XWA Owner

In My Private Office and says:*Cuts you off* “You interupted me to TELL me THAT?? YOU CAME INTO MY OFFICE TO TELL ME ABOUT JAPANESE WRESTLING!!!?? GET OUT..Get the HELL Out of my office and while you are at it…just leave the building Natalie!! *Brushes papers off the desk in frustration as Richmond scurrys to collect them from the floor*

 

Hang down honey

Honey

XWA Legend

Is In Alexis Backstage Area and says: “You know what your problem is Alexis..you never listen to anyone but yourself…well this time you WILL listen to me..” *Moves her to one side reaches in the top drawer of her desk pulling out a TV remote..I point it to the TV on the far wall as I navigate the channels as Richmond trys to stop me my I keep him at arms length..finally I land on Fyte Network where the last minutes to JXW Wrestling (Formerly the XWAs Main Competition) where everyone in the room suddenly stops cold at what is happening on screen*

prophet

AJ Prophet

Leader Of The Straight Arrow Society

Is on the TV and inside a JXW Ring: * The final moments of the JXW Television show is on the screen as Christian Banner is shown beaten on the ground as I stand over him holding the JWX championship proudly over my head as streamers fill the ring to a thunderous ovation. A replay of me submitting Banner is shown as we are back live where I am on my knees in tears clutching the JXW Champinship as the announcers voice trumpets my shocking victory*

 

rjannouncer

Ross James

JXW Lead Announcer

Is at the ringside announce table and says: “On this night in Osaka Japan that man…AJ Prophet has realized his dream of becoming the world champion and by god its RIGHT HERE in Japanese Xtreme Warfare!! As god as my witness this was one hell of a barn burner and the newest acquistion stands tall as the BRAND NEW WORLD CHAMPION!!”

 

Erik Richmondxwa

Erik Richmond

Head Of XWA Creative

Is In Alexis Private Office and says: *Locked on the screen as the camera catches my reaction of pure horror on my face as the very Main Event of our PPV just went up in smoke before my eyes. The Nightmare vs AJ Prophet World Title match has just become an afterthought as one half of the pairing is seen onscreen on the flagship TV show of our main competition…I suddenly freeze as the sudden realization of my firing is evident…I rub my beard…reaching up to my neck removing my lanyard that says “XWA Head Of Creative..I take my time folding it neatly on Alexis desk as no one in the room says a thing with my head down I slowly walk past Honey…then Alexis, feeling her blood red eyes piercing through me like a million daggers I put my hand on the door slowly opening it as not to make a sound as I slip out the door as the camera watches the door close as the camera follows me outside the room as a group of staff are gathered at the door knowing my fate as they part not saying a word as the camera watches me walk the Green Mile down the hall in complete silence….suddenly a shrill screeech comes from inside the office sending the staff scrambling as the door flys open as Alexis stands in the middle of the hallway screaming!!! “Errriiiikkkkkkkkkkkk!!!!!!”

*The show cuts quickly to commercial break*

 

 

 

XWA Fever Ep. 3 Seg 3. A Debut To Remember…

Adam Mooney

Adam Mooney

The Soundtrack Of Xtreme

Is at The Announce Table and says:  ” Fans for those of you at home I apologize you had to watch that..as a fan of old school wrestling of yesteryear a legend like Harley Grace deserves better. I am sure we will continue to update you as the show goes on of Mr. Graces condition. I am being told the show is going to continue fans and in the ring right now is a man known to US Olympic Fans at the 1992 Power Lifting Champion Kenny Olympia making his XWA debut. Olympia is most famously known for his run in the Global Wrestling Alliance as part of the Harris Family with Bobby The Mind Harris. He has been away from the business for several years as a result of an altercation with the law but Olympia has since made a personal decsion to turn around his life and is back in fighting form and we are fortunate that he is here with us in the Xtreme Wrestling Alliance!!”

 

kennyolympia2

*—-*KENNY OLYMPIA *—-*

Olympic Power Lifting Champion

Is Inside The XWA Ring and says: *Unzips my star spangled wrestling ring jacket as my name is announced as I take in a humble applause as I give a wave to the fans folding my ring jacket and handing it to the time keeper as I stretch the ropes waiting on my opponent.*

 

Sven Hanson is coming

XWA VIDEO WALL

Video Play On The Screen and Says: The same video from the week before airs with the Finnish National Anthem playing with highlights of Finlands greatest atheletes competing in all sports. Then short clips of AWX wrestling airs with rare footage of a international competitor airs prompted by an over the top narrator trumpeting his almost non exisitant AWX career…then it stops and an on screen graphic airs and finally we see that the man know as the Mighty Sven (Hanson) is coming soon to the XWA!!The words “Coming Soon” Rotate off the screen and is replaced with Coming…NOW”

 

alexissantos

Alexis Santos

Owner Of the XWA:

Is in the Backstage Area and Says:* I am standing next to Sven Hanson preparing to showcase my proud “Get” from the AWX when I am handed a letter as I stand next to Erik Richmond who is giving Sven his last minute show notes when suddenly my eyes pop almost out of my head as I finish reading the note. Erik cues to the announcer to announce the arrival of the my newest meal ticket. I suddenly yell out..* “NOooo..Erik..stop…DO NOT LET HIM GO THROUGH THAT CURTAIN!! STOP!!

 

Erik Richmondxwa

Erik Richmond

Head Of XWA Creative

Is in The Backstage Area and says: *Whips my head around as I am prepping Sven with his program for the evening* Wadda Ya mean stop..Lexi We are live..the mans music is playin..what is the problem?? *Is handed the letter furiously by Alexis* What the HELL is this?? Its from legal… *Scours the letter with my eyes as I too pop my eyes at its contents. Panic beings to set it*

 

alexissantos

Alexis Santos

Owner Of the XWA:

Is in the Backstage Area and Says: * Glares at Erik Furiously* The letter says we do NOT have the rights to the character “The Mighty Sven”. Erik..I spent over 700’000 dollars to get this mans contract and to advertise his arrival. This was supposed to be our big defection from AWX. You guaranteed me that you had this locked down. You GUARANTEED me we would show the audience that XWA is the place where all talent wants to be!! Now WHAT?? Now what Erik?? I have a guy here who may as well be a costume coat hanger cause he cant even be “The Mighty Sven…his damn music is playing Erik..this is a TOTAL embarrassment. I don’t do embarrassed easily Erik…I am a millionaire an I own this company and the people who work for me can’t get their act together enough to make sure we had the rights to even put him on air!! I have a mind to just Fi…” *Is suddenly cut off by Erik who is panicking but trying to act collected*

 

Erik Richmondxwa

Erik Richmond

Head Of XWA Creative

Is in The Backstage Area and says: “Lexi..Lexi…dont say it..I’ll show ya. I’ll figga this out…*Sweats as the Finnish national anthem is now on its third rotation as the arena fans begin to boo heavily with an apparent no show. I rub my forehead contemplating what to do..I suddenly put my hand on Svens shoulder and looks at him whispering something in his ear as I motion to him to go through the curtain*

 

Sven Hanson is coming

“The Mighty” Sven Hanson

Finnish Superstar

Is In The Backstage Area and says: *Looks annoyed at the disorganization of the promoters as I yell at Alexis before entering the Gorilla Position* “They vear right about you…dis iss total disaster company. You just make sure that zee money iss in dee bank…stupid Americans”

 

Erik Richmondxwa

Erik Richmond

Head Of XWA Creative

Is in The Backstage Area and says: *Grabs the headset that communicates with the announce team barking instructions to them with a series of Do’s and Don’ts as I fumble with the production sheet scrambling almost tripping up as I tell the production team to shut off his entrance video and theme music formerly used in the AWX as he talks to the announcers furiously trying to relay the severity of the situation* “I am tellin you…ya can’t use the name “The Mighty Sven”..you can’t talk about his forma characta at all..DO…YOU…UNDASTAND?? No mention not a whipsa!! Just call the match..*Listens as they respond back in absolute chaos* “What do you call him?? *Rubs my head* “Jesus..I don’t care what you call him…we will fix it in post..just don’t call him Sven!! For the love of god watch what you say!!”

 

alexissantos

Alexis Santos

Owner Of the XWA:

Is in the Backstage Area and Says: *Storms out of the backstage are furiously* “I work with a bunch of morons..a complete bunch of incompetent morons!! Arrrgghhh!! *Is stopped by one of our legal advisors who hands me a large stack of letters as I stop cold knowing this is more bad news..he nods for me to join him in a private office as I glare back at Richmond at Gorilla*

 

patience &amp; gavin

Patience Devine and Gawwwdgus Gavin Glitter

XWA Lead Color Commentators

Is at the ringside announce table and says:

Patience Devine: *Holding my hand over my ear in a state of confusion as we are live on the air and have no idea what is happening back stage she is clearly responding back to Richmond live on air* “What? We cant call Sven..Sven? I mean this is The Mighty Sven Hanson and we cant say his name? Shugga that’s screwed up! “

Gavin Glitter: *Almost falls out of my chair trying to stop Patience from saying the words trying to cover her mouth from a lawsuit. Tries to cough over her name drops as to make them not heard on air* “COUGH COUGH..Shugga baybee..ahh think that we have a “New” wrassler comin out here..yeah..someone we haven’t seen befoah right baby!!?? This guy sure ain’t the Mighty Sven..nope definitely not. Just cus he looks like him, weights the same..had the same music and his name was on the video screen…different guy!! ” *looks over at Mooney trying to whisper but still caught on mic* “Wheew Weee…almost got caut with mah suspenders down!! Ha ha caught that one!!”

 

Sven Hanson is coming

???????

Definately NOT Sven Hanson:

Is on the Rampway and says: *Enters the arena as the boos dissipate as I get a tepid response as my music and video are completely shut down as I simply walk to the ring pissed as I tear a fans “Sven: Finnish Superman” sign in two pieces. I stomp up the ring steps taking off my gimmick Finnish ring gear…I stand in the corner as the announcer introduces my opponent and then turns to me shrugging to the production team on what to call me*

 

Adam Mooney

Adam Mooney

The Soundtrack Of Xtreme

Is at The Announce Table and says: *Shaking my head at the total disaster that we have in front of us as I am being again yelled at in my ear piece as I yell back live on air* “You are asking ME to name him?? I have a few ideas alright but I am afraid the are NOT appropriate for TV. For Godssakes pull the plug on this guy already!!”

 

patience &amp; gavin

Patience Devine and Gawwwdgus Gavin Glitter

XWA Lead Color Commentators

Is at the ringside announce table and says:

Patience Devine: *Sits racking my brain as we all feel the pressure of the awkward situation* “His name is….uhh…BORK!! Ummm Bork Legacy..no that’s in use…Bork Lavender…no too girly… BORK LAZER..That’s it..that man in front of you is BORK LAZER!! You know..he’s like a space gun..a Lazer!!” *Sits very proud of my creative decision as I look over at Gavin who is so overcome with pride his hands are buried in his hands weeping*

 

Adam Mooney

Adam Mooney

The Soundtrack Of Xtreme

Is at The Ringside Announce Table and says: *Chuckles Under my breath as I go with it* “Perfect Patience!!!…Ladies and gentlemen the proud owners and creative team bring you the long awaited debut of BORK Lazer!! Apparently he wrestled in another league somewhere and decided it was a good idea to sign with the very presitgious XWA…God help you BORK!!”

 

Bork Lazer

BORK LAZER

Mightier Than Mighty

Is Inside The XWA Ring and says: *As the ring announcer yells over the mic with extra emphasis “From Helsinki Finland weighing in at 265 pounds, BOOOOOOORRRKKKKKK LAAAAAAZZZZERRR!!!” My eyes widen as I grab the announcer by the lapels threatening violence as I yell to the ringside production team some profanity as I kick the bottom rope out of frustration. I turn my anger towards my opponent as I clobber him unprepared in the corner with a stiff clothesline to the side of the head dropping Olympia to one knee..I pound away with a series of brutal shots to the stomach as Kenny attempts to stand…as he doubles over I sledge him across the back with a number of still forearm smashes that manages to drop him to a knee again..I stop for a moment taunting the fans at ringside as I point and yell at the front row all chanting a very loud “BORK, BORK, BORK” chant. I cover my ears to stop the shrill sounds of the fan taunts*

 

Erik Richmondxwa

Erik Richmond

Head Of XWA Creative

Is in The Backstage Area and says: *Pounds on the wall as my new prospect is failing miserably on live TV. I know my ass is going to be handed to me so I try my best to steer the commentary in the right direction as I pipe lines to the announce team but I can’t help but feel like I am being watched so I turn to see a familiar face watching over proceedings as I try to dig myself out of a hole*

 

received_344898762593514

PAUL HAMMOND

XWA Senior Authority

Is In The Backstage Area and Says: ” Erik Richmond….it appears WE have ourselves a problem. *Wraps my arm around Erik as we both watch the train wreck that is the match in the ring* “You know Richmond..in the XWA arena booking a match like this was known as a “Career Altering Decision” and you my friend are experiencing that right now! You may ask yourself why would Paul Hammond be interested in MY job. Well you see kind sir if you allow me this volley I may just tell you how to get out of this one!!” *Leans in whispering in Richmond’s ear as Erik seems to nod along at this unheard piece of advice*

 

kennyolympia2

*—-*KENNY OLYMPIA *—-*

Olympic Power Lifting Champion

Is Inside The XWA Ring and says: *Meanwhile back inside the ring I keep myself from giving up as the Finnish Power House continues to batter me but he only gets me to one knee and I keep getting up..almost no-selling the offense but the big man keeps laying in the pounding*

 

Bork Lazer

BORK LAZER

Mightier Than Mighty

Is Inside The XWA Ring and says: *Lays in a gut wrenching stomp to the guts and a series of back elbows but each time the Olympian keeps getting up. I back him into the ropes whipping him off the strands to the other side of the ring where I connect with high elevation shoulder tackle finally knocking the strong man to his back. I parade around the ring arms out to the side with the thumbs down signaling for the Torture Rack known as “The Finnisher”. I grab Kenny off the match getting behind him hoisting him in position for the Backbreaker rack as the fans recognize as my finishing hold and boo loudly as I prepare to end the debut of the Olympic Strong man on a sour note with a definitive submission loss*

 

Adam Mooney

Adam Mooney

The Soundtrack Of Xtreme

Is at The Ringside Announce Table and says: “Fans this one will be over early..looks like old BORK here is known for his submission training in Finland and has put many a man away with this hold..this has been a decidedly one sided affair and this is not the debut that Ken Olympia thought he was going to have when he planned his return…Bork Lazer is on route to an easy debut match for his debut in the XWA.”

 

patience &amp; gavin

Patience Devine and “Gawwwdgus” Gavin Glitter

XWA Lead Color Commentators

Is at the ringside announce table and says:

Gavin Glitter: “Whoooo Weeee…This Lazer guy is gettin it dun QUICK!!! That’s an impressive start to his XWA career.”

Patience Devine: “Hes got sumthin’ in common with you shugga…you get it dun quick too baybee!! ” Chuckles as I stare into the monitor trying not to laugh at Gavin who doesn’t know if he should be insulted or proud*

 

kennyolympia2

*—-*KENNY OLYMPIA *—-*

Olympic Power Lifting Champion

Is Inside The XWA Ring and says:*Bounces up and down in the brutal trappings of the big Finnish warriors Backbreaker…I twist my body just as the ref looks to be about to signal for the bell..I slip out of the move..dropping behind the man now dubbed “Bork” ..before he can turn around I seize the moment I slide my two big powerful arms underneath his arm pits and locking them together behind his head in a deep Full Nelson hold..as Bork fights to get out I cinch upon the hold..lifting him off his feet then wildly swings him around in several 360 degree rotations before planting him firmly to the mat in front of me as he is sat on his butt as I lay in the pressure as the big Finns arms dangle powerlessly to the side as I literally pry his neck downwards applying maximum pressure…I lean in over him pressing down with all my might as Bork tries to get to his feet but I power him back down this time leaning over top of him locked in VERY tight…suddenly the big Finns arms drop as much as they can as the ref checks on him…then it happens…the ref looks at the Lazers condition and calls for the bell to a shocked pop from the fans!!! I throw the limp lifeless body of Bork Lazer off to the side in a heap as he is lifeless from the pressure of the hold as the XWA arena erupts with my shocking win!!

 

Adam Mooney

Adam Mooney

The Soundtrack Of Xtreme

Is at The Ringside Announce Table and says: “Fans…and so goes the short career of one Bork Lazer..who on this night was anything BUT Mighty!! Kenny Olympia with a SHOCKING Upset here on the highly touted Sve…*Cuts myself off quickly and resets* over the highly touted …BORK Lazer!! I know for FACT that SOMEONE lost the barn and house on that one!!”

 

kennyolympia2

*—-*KENNY OLYMPIA *—-*

Olympic Power Lifting Champion

Is Inside The XWA Ring and says: *Stands over the former Sven Hanson with a smug grin on my face as I wipe the sweat off my brow symbolically throwing it you as I raise my arms in victory as my name is announced..the fans now emphatically cheer me mixed with a “Holy Shit” chant at the sudden unexpected victory. I slide out of the ring holding my ribs slightly selling the effects of Lazer’s attack as I slap hands with the fans as I exit up the ramp to a warm response…behind me the music of a familiar face BLARES away as I am suddenly stirred, I swing around..on the large video wall in front of me the words “IRON EAGLE” scrolls across its large view screen to a huge pop*

 

Iron Eagle2

((((*****IRON EAGLE*****))))

THE HERO YOU NEED!! AMERICAS FAVORITE SON.

Is on the rampway and says: *Rockets through the curtain with the U.S. flag propped over my right shoulder proudly..I stop next to Kenny Olympia as he doesn’t know whether I am going to attack him or shake his hand…I do neither simply honoring his victory as an American with a proud salute as I stand still momentarily honoring this proud defeat of the “Foreigner”.  I run the rampway sliding into the ring where Bork is being helped by the referee after his shocking defeat. I try to start a big “U.S.A., U.S.A”. chant that seemingly never comes…I look at “Sven” who is being helped to his feet as I look around and waves the U.S. Flag in front of him as he holds his neck almost unable to stand without the refs assistance but appears in no condition to fight as he looks to exit the ring. I swiftly and suddenly turn the Flag pole on its end and blasts him in the back of the legs sweeping him off his feet as the ref tries to stop me. I pick him up and sets him over in the corner and warns him not to interfere. I rush Sven again driving the flag pole into his back followed with a series of very stiff kick shots to the head and stomach rendering him unconscious. I pull him mid-ring as I hold him dangling from his ring gear strap that I hold tightly in my grip as he flails at my mercy on his knees. I drag him to his feet as I pull him into my hold and delivers a solid high elevation Patriot Missile Slam (Rock Bottom) I stand over the foreign foe planting the flag on his chest as I stand in full salute before a now loudly booing crowd.*

 

Adam Mooney

Adam Mooney

The Soundtrack Of Xtreme

Is at The Ringside Announce Table and says: *Looks very concerned at the harshness of the delivery of the American angle* “Fans..no matter what country you are from there is never a need for this brand of extreme patriotism. This man the Iron Eagle is an American Idealistic Radical and his act is getting very heavy handed. As much as I am not a fan of “BORK” I do not condone this twisted form of patriotism of the Iron Patriot. This is NOT my U.S.A.he is defending…fans more after the break..” *Looks over at Patience and Gavin not surprised by their interpretation of proceedings*

 

patience &amp; gavin

Patience Devine and “Gawwwdgus” Gavin Glitter

XWA Lead Color Commentators

Is at the ringside announce table and says:

Patience Devine: *Standing on my chair saluting the Iron Eagle and the flag reciting “God Bless America” oblivious to the surrounding boos. I am struck in the head with a wildly launched soda cup unfortunately full of a dark cola drenching me in its sugary sweetness. I still stand on my chair drenched in cola throwing a fit like a 5 year old petulant child*

Gavin Glitter: *Watches the fans wondering why the boos are circulating for the Real American Hero the Iron Eagle I try to wave down the fans boos but Patience is hit in the side of the head with a projectile soft drink cup dousing her in Coke. I rush to her aid chastising the turncoat ringside fans as I wave security to intervene*

 

Erik Richmondxwa

Erik Richmond

Head Of XWA Creative

Is in The Backstage Area and says: *Looking almost relieved that we managed to save the segment. I look at Hammond thanking him for his hail Mary call on the booking of the segment as I suddenly hear a racket and yelling in a corner office as Alexis storms through the doors waving a full stack of papers and getting in my face* “Lexi…we saved the segment.. got it back….we made a star out there with Kenny…don’t worry!!”

 

alexissantos

Alexis Santos

Owner Of the XWA:

Is in the Backstage Area and Says: “Don’t you DARE look at me with that “I saved the world” attitude Richmond…to be honest not only did you NOT save this show YOU killed it. You know all those AWX contacts you claim to have assisted with??? Well guess what..yes we own the talent but looks like you overlooked one small detail….YOU DIDN’T SIGN OVER THE INTELLECTUAL PROPERTY RIGHTS.We do not own the right to have any of the former AWX talents ‘Characters, properties or intellectual rights on our show!! You ****** moron. This will ruin everything..this show tonight..the PPV!! Erik Richmond you have exactly 1 week to fix this before the PPV or YOU ARE FIRED!!! Arrrggghhhh!!!” *Slaps the stack of legal letters on Richmond’s chest as they fall all over the ground as he stands there a wounded man.*

 

received_344898762593514

PAUL HAMMOND

XWA Senior Authority

Is In The Backstage Area and Says: *Stands back rubbing my chin covering my smile with my hand as I watch the beginning of the end playing out right in front of me*

 

AlexSantos

Alex Santos

Second Generation Blue Chipper

Is In The Backstage Area and Says: *Hears the disruption as I walk into the backstage studio as my mother careens by me in a furious state…I watch on confused…then I turn to my trusted advisor Paul as Erik as well walks by me trying to catch up with my Mother* “Paul..what’s going on out here?? ..I heard the noise from down the hall…what’s wrong with Mom??”

 

received_344898762593514

PAUL HAMMOND

XWA Senior Authority

Is In The Backstage Area and Says: *Wipes away my smile and replaces it with a phony look of calm and collectiveness* “Alex my boy…don’t worry your little self. Everything is FINE. As for you, go back to the dressing room and suit up….you have one final message to send to your friend and mine DETOX a little later tonight!!” *Alex listens as I pat him on the back as he goes to put on his wrestling gear for an unknown event I have planned as I whisper to myself as the camera picks it up* “Everything is gonna be just FINE Alex my boy!!…ha ha…Just FINE”

 

**Cuts to Commercial**

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Save

XWA Fever Ep.3 Seg.4: Iron Eagle State of the Union address

Adam Mooney

Adam Mooney

The Soundtrack Of Xtreme

Is at The Announce Table and says: *The backstage chaos continues as we sit nervously at our post at the announce table unsure what names we can legally say and what names we can’t. I look up at Iron Eagle pacing the ring and whispers into my mic “Iron Eagle is still good right?”. I’m given the okay and I clear my throat…* “Ah… welcome back fans! We just witnessed a stunning up set before the break! Kenny…er…ah Olympia submitted XWA new comer Mig…er…ah…Bork Lazer! Iron Eagle is still pacing the ring after shall we say showing Bork Lazer how he felt about Bork’s performance tonight! I…” *The X-tron flickers to life cutting me off. I lean back in my chair relief washing over me as I had no idea where I was going with that last piece of commentary.*

 

Shattered Dream

You Will Never Forget The Name….

~{{{SHATTERED DREAM}}}~

Is in the Backstage Area and Says: *A shot of the production truck is shown on the X-tron. I storm into the shot and marches up the stairs and tears open the door of the production truck. The camera follows as shouting is heard in the truck.  The camera peers into the truck and find me throttling a production assistant completely out of character…* “WHERE DID THAT VIDEO COME FROM!? WHOSE IDEA WAS TO PUT IT ON THE AIR!?” *The production assistant flails helplessly while screaming “I don’t know! I don’t know!”

 

Erik Richmondxwa

Erik Richmond

Head Of XWA Creative

Is in The Production Truck and says: *I burst into the production truck looking haggard and grabs Shattered Dream’s arm trying to free the production assistant.* “Dustin! Dustin! whataya doin!?Stop bro! Put the man down we’ll get to the bottom of dis!”

 

Shattered Dream

You Will Never Forget The Name….

~{{{SHATTERED DREAM}}}~

Is in the Production Truck and Says: *I let the production assistant drop to the floor and grabs Richmond by his collars and slams him up against the nearest wall.* “ARE YOU BEHIND THIS RICHMOND?! IS THIS YOUR IDEA OF A SICK JOKE?! PARADE A MY FAMILY! MY DAUGHTER ON TV?! FOR WHAT? TO GET A REACTION OUT OF ME?! IS THIS YOUR IDEA OF MUST SEE TV?!” MY PERSONAL LIFE?!”

 

Erik Richmondxwa

Erik Richmond

Head Of XWA Creative

Is in The Production Truck and says: *I struggle gasping for air as Shattered Dream’s hand clasps around my throat.* “Dustin! *cough* Dustin! C’mon bro you know me! There ain’t nuthin more important to me than family to me bro! I would nevah authorize sumthin like dis. Put me down and lemme help ya bro!” *Shattered pauses for a moment deciding whether to believe me or take my head off. Finally Shattered releases me letting me drop to the floor. I massage my throat and looks around the room…* “Alright whose in charge heah?” A nervous looking man stands up identifying himself as Steve the production manager.* “Where the hell did that video come from Steve, and who authorized you to air it?” *Steve grabs a large brown envelope off a table and hands it shakily to me, saying it was in the envelope with the rest of the promo videos and on the list as “Shattered Dream post match”. I take the envelope emptying the contents on the table. I look through the tapes until I find the one labeled “Shattered Dream post match” I examine the tape turning it over in my hand. I see the front label and my eyes widen in shock. I slowly look from the tape to Shattered Dream then hands him the tape.*

 

Shattered Dream

You Will Never Forget The Name….

~{{{SHATTERED DREAM}}}~

Is in the Production Truck and Says: *I take the tape from Richmond and stares at the label. Seething I slam the tape down on the table and storms out of the production truck. The camera zooms in on the tape and the image of a sheep mask on the front label. The X-tron goes black and the show returns to a shot of the announce table.*

 

Adam Mooney

Adam Mooney

The Soundtrack Of Xtreme

Is at The Announce Table and says:  *For once I’m not caught unawares with the camera on me.* “My God that was… that was an image of a sheep mask on that tape! What does this mean? Is the Macray Family targeting Shattered Dream and his family?!”

 

patience &amp; gavin

Patience Devine and Gawwwdgus Gavin Glitter

XWA Lead Color Commentators

Is at the ringside announce table and says:

Gavin: “Nevah mind dat Mooney! Who da hell still uses video tapes anymore!”

Patience: *twirls in my chair paying absolutely no attention to what’s been happening. I come to a stop facing the other two…* “WHEEEEEE! Hey sugah whose Dustin? Whoa I’m dizzy!” *Lays my head down on the announce table to stop everything from spinning. Gavin strokes my hair comforting me while Mooney rolls his eyes and shakes his head.*

 

Adam Mooney

Adam Mooney

The Soundtrack Of Xtreme

Is at The Announce Table and says: “I still can’t believe that you’re an attorney. Anyway, time will tell what game Wyatt Macray and the Macray family are playing with Shattered Dream! Right now Iron Eagle is pacing the ring and looks like he has something to say! Lets listen in!”

 

Iron Eagle2

((((*****IRON EAGLE*****))))

THE HERO YOU NEED!! AMERICAS FAVORITE SON.

Is in the XWA Ring and says: *I get my cue that the camera is on me and stops pacing. I looks directly into the camera and brings the mic to my lips…* “That right there” *gestures towards the X-Tron* “That’s what’s wrong with this great country today! Shattered Dream comes from a broken home and he in turn produces another broken home! When does the cycle end? I say to you all it’s time for some one to stand up for our rights, our freedoms, our liberties, and our way of life and that time is now and that someone is me! No longer will I stand by while our American sensibilities are offended! No longer will I stand by while injustices take place! No longer will I stand by while our liberties and freedoms are trampled upon! You all witnessed the first step here tonight! XWA took a job that could have been given a better qualified American and gave it to a bumbling incapable fool called “The Mighty”, and I use that term loosely, Sven Hansen!” *Out of the corner of my eye I see the ring announcer motioning to me frantically but I ignore it continuing my tirade.* “Hansen’s only claim to fame is getting nutbombed by another job stealing foreigner Meng Lao!” *At the mention of Lao’s name the fans erupt into a “We want Meng” chant* *Pauses a moment to let the chant wear itself out* “Wyatt Macray and I don’t agree on much but he’s right about one thing though! You people ARE a bunch of sheep! I aim to fix all of that starting with those Ruskies, Vladimir and Nikita Maximov! Myself and “Bucksaw Jim D-…” *My mic cuts out to my confusion and both the ref and the ring announcer frantically motion to me. I make my way to them and we huddle in discussion as the camera looks on. When the Ring announcer and the ref finish I look at them and audibly say “Are you serious?”

 

Adam Mooney

Adam Mooney

The Soundtrack Of Xtreme

Is at The Announce Table and says: *I try to cover up for the discussion going on in the ring between the Ring announcer, the ref and Iron Eagle cluing Iron Eagle in on the legal situation involving the use of the name “Mighty” Sven Hansen among others.* “It ah..appears that Iron Eagle is having some mic troubles! I’m not sure what the conversation is about maybe Iron Eagle wants the ref or the ring announcer to grab him another mic!”

 

patience &amp; gavin

Patience Devine and Gawwwdgus Gavin Glitter

XWA Lead Color Commentators

Is at the ringside announce table and says:

Patience: “huh? There’s nothing wrong with Iron Eagle’s mic. They just cut it because he kept saying Mighty S…” *Gavin slaps his hand over my mouth to stop me from saying the name.*

Gavin: “Dang gurl why can’t you geddet through yo head that we ain’t suppose say “Mighty” Sven Hansen on the air?! Damit gurl look what you made me do!” *Mooney throws his hand in the air in disbelief.*

 

Iron Eagle2

((((*****IRON EAGLE*****))))

THE HERO YOU NEED!! AMERICAS FAVORITE SON.

Is in the XWA Ring and says: *The conference with the ref and ring announcer ends and I make my way back to the middle of the ring trying to reorganize my thoughts on the fly and salvage this promo. Clearing my throat I look directly into the camera again. I tap the mic a couple of times to make sure it’s back on then raises the mic to my lips…* “As I was saying, my tag team partner and I will send those Ruskies all the way back to the U.S.S.R.! That my fellow Americans is a promise!

 Last week I watched in the back as D-Dorian Apollo” *momentarily stutter on the name unsure if it can be said on the air. I quickly recover and continue.* “Let me say that again. Last week I watched in the back as Dorian Apollo came out to this ring prancing about and offending the American sensibility! I am ashamed to say that I stood idly by and did nothing! That my fellow Americans will NEVER happen again and THAT is a promise!

Now I know some of you are unsure! Some of you may even think that someone like Kenny Olympia is a better American roll model than yours truly simply because he won an Olympic medal! A great accomplishment indeed! But lets face it, the Olympic committee is a cesspool of corruption! I’m sure it wasn’t hard for ol’ Kenny to pay a few officials to look the other way while he used chemicals to win the gold medal! Some of you may not be aware of it but Kenny Olympia spent the last FIVE years is prison CONVICTED for drug trafficking! Kenny would still be in prison today if he hadn’t turned on his fellow drug smugglers for a lighter sentence! Kenny Olympia is a CHEATER, a CRIMINAL, and on top of that he’s UNTRUSTWORTHY!  Kenny Olympia is no American hero! Kenny Olympia is a cancer upon this great nation! I ask you all to help me make XWA great again! Stand and show me your support by reciting the Pledge of Allegiance with me! *I hold the American flag aloft and places my right hand over  my heart and leads the few fans who stand in reciting the Pledge of Allegiance.*

 

Adam Mooney

Adam Mooney

The Soundtrack Of Xtreme

Is at The Announce Table and says: *Gavin and Patience both quickly jump to their feet. Patience climbs up on the announce table with some assistance from Gavin and both place their hands over their hearts and join Iron Eagle in the Pledge of Allegiance. Patience screams it out at the top of her voice much to the chagrin of anyone within earshot. Suddenly there’s murmur in the crowd as Kenny Olympia steps out on the stage and walks half way down the ramp all the while glaring and pointing at Iron Eagle in the ring.* “Fans we have to take a commercial break and…wait a minute Kenny Olympia has come back out here and he doesn’t look happy! Who could blame him? Kenny Olympia has made his fare share of mistakes in his life and he would be the first to admit it but I’m sure he isn’t too happy about having his personal life aired out on national television!”

 

kennyolympia2

*—-*KENNY OLYMPIA *—-*

Olympic Power Lifting Champion

Is on the XWA Rampway and says: *I continue to make my way to ringside as Iron Eagle taunts me daring me to make a move. I charge to the ring sliding in under the bottom rope quickly getting to my feet. Iron Eagle vacates the ring  and hops the guard rail stopping a few rows in to taunt and laugh at me. I quickly give chase rolling out of the ring and jumping the guard rail. I chase Iron Eagle through the rabid fans until we both disappear out of sight somewhere in the bowels of the arena and the show goes to a commercial break.*

XWA Fever Ep. 3 Segment 2: Dreams of the past…

Adam Mooney

Adam Mooney

The Soundtrack Of Xtreme

Is at the Ringside Announce Table and Says: *The show returns from commercial break. There’s a long pause as Alexis continues to chew me out in my headset over my outburst during the last segment. finally I clear my throat to address the fans at home.* “Welcome back fans! I like to apologize for getting a little carried away during the last segment! I’ve been a fan of Harley Grace since I was a young boy and I got a little hot about the despicable treatment of the legend by our so called champion Nightmare! Grace suffered a leg injury and a laceration to his face and had to be helped from the ring. But Grace being the tough son of a gun that he is, refused to be taken out on a gurney. Instead he was helped to the back by Super J and Ricky Dragonblood. Our Cameras caught up to Super J in the back as Harley was being loaded in the Ambulance. Take a look at what went down during the commercial break!”

 

wp-1488758408200.jpg

ANTHONY SHIFFONE

XWA Roving Back Stage Reporter

Is in the Backstage Area and Says: *I  race down a corridor towards the loading bay with cameraman in tow. I push through a door and the camera glimpses Grace in the ambulance. The doors of the ambulance close and it speeds away from the building with lights flashing. I cautiously approach The Super J Monster timidly clearing my throat trying to get his attention.* “Ah..Mister..Mister Super J sir? I’m Anthony Shiffone XWA’s roving back stage reporter. After the heinous attack on your friend and mentor Harley Grace you must be upset and…” *Before I can finish Super J grabs the shoulder of my jacket half lifting me off the floor..*

 

SuperJMonsterrebornXWA

<<<(((SUPER “J” MONSTER)))>>>

“That What You Fear The Most”

Is in the Loading Bay and Says: *I rip the mic out of Shiffone’s hand and shakes him violently. “Upset?! UPSET?! Harley Grace is the toughest son of a b*tch I’ve ever known and I just put him in an ambulance screaming in agony! Upset doesn’t come close to describing what I am right now! Harley was suppose to be honored here tonight instead he was attacked by four cowards half his age! Don’t get me wrong in a fair fight Harley could have take em all without breaking a sweat! They had to attack from behind they couldn’t take him man to man! Attacked by a couple of clowns, a pansy in a fur coat and a Bonesaw Jack wannbe!” *Fans start a healthy “Bonesaw” chant. I nod acknowledging the chant.*

“Unknown, you’re nothing but a cheap imitation! I’ve been in the ring with the real deal and you know what the difference is? I pounded Bonesaw’s face into hamburger and he came back for more! I bounced Bonesaw’s skull off the concrete floor twice and he came back for more! Hell I ripped his godd*mned ear off and he came back for more! You Unknown, you took one shot from The Super J monster and you ran with your tail tucked between your legs! You can run all you want big man! There’s nowhere you can run that I won’t find you!

Vejitto, I’m gonna take great pleasure pounding that pretty boy face into pudding! I hope you know a good plastic surgeon because you’re gonna need it little man! As for the clowns The Super J Monster will wipe the smile off your faces permanently! Ed is dead he just don’t know it yet and Nightmare I’m gonna save you for last! When I’ve stripped away every last bit of insulation around you and you’re all alone then I’ll show what nightmares are all about!

I haven’t forgotten about you Alexis Santos and Erik Richmond! You two put this little party together! I know you set Harley up! Stay the hell out of my way if you know what’s good for you! There’s nothing on God’s green earth you can do to protect your “Boy” from me! His fate was sealed the moment he put his hands on Harley! Get in my way and I’ll have no qualms about putting my hands on the both of you!” *Throws down the mic and shoves Shiffone to the floor. I push past the cameraman knocking him to the floor knocking the camera view askew.*

 

Adam Mooney

Adam Mooney

The Soundtrack Of Xtreme

Is at the Ringside Announce Table and Says: *The backstage footage ends and once again I am caught unaware that I am live on the air. I sit leaning back in my chair picking my nose. I remove my finger from my nose closely examining it. Alexis screams in my ear and I sit bolt upright hastily wiping my hand on my pants.* “Alright we are back LIVE! The Wicked Clowns, Unknown and Vejitto better be watching over their shoulders cause The Super J Monsters is coming for em! What say you Gavin and Patience?” *massages my temples completely mortified, unsure how much the fans saw at home. I glare at the director for failing to give me my cue.*

 

patience &amp; gavin

Patience Devine and “Gawwwwddddguss” Gavin Glitter

***XWA Lead Color Commentators***

Are at the Ringside Announce Table and say:

Gavin: *looks at Mooney in disgust.* “Were you just pickin yo nose Mooney?! What the hell man?! I shook yo hand when we came out here!” *furiously wipes my hands on my pants trying to wipe away the Mooney germs.*

Patience: *I pull my purse out from under the announce table and digs through it pulling  out a small bottle of hand sanitizer and tosses it to Gavin.* “Here shugga use that. Should we maybe wipe down the whole announce table? I mean I don’t want any Mooney cooties or anything.”

 

Adam Mooney

Adam Mooney

The Soundtrack Of Xtreme

Is at the Ringside Announce Table and Says: *My face reddens as I try to signal to cut Patience and Gavin’s mics to no avail.* “Alright that’s enough you two. Let’s get back to the action! He makes his return to the squared circle here tonight! He’s a second generation wrestler! The son of The American Way Dusty Dream! He is the bizarre one! You’ll never forget the name of Shattered Dream!!!” *Gavin can be audibly heard in the background saying “I’ll never forget you pickin’ yo damn nose!” Gavin, Patience and I begin to bicker on the air and our mics are cut abruptly.*

 

jonbundy2

JON BUNDY

What A Nice Guy!

Is the Ring and Says: *Having already made my entrance during the backstage segment I pace the ring rolling my shoulders and neck loosening up awaiting my opponent. I remove my ring jacket handing it to the attendant and leans back in the corner as the lights go out momentarily. The spotlights come back on bathing the entire stage, ramp and ring in golden yellow light.*

 

Shattered Dream

You Will Never Forget The Name….

SHATTERED DREAM

Is at the Gorilla Position and Says: *A director’s Clapper-board is heard snapping to and my entrance theme begins as “Shattered Gold Productions”  appears on the X-tron in elegant black cursive letters on a metallic gold background. metallic golden confetti rains down from the rafters on to the capacity crowd. I step out on to the stage in a metallic gold robe trimmed with white feathers and basks in the golden yellow spotlights. I survey the crowd through my mask of gold face paint a sneer on my black painted lips. I gracefully make my way down the ramp to the ring side area. I climb the ring steps and steps through the ropes. I remove my robe to reveal a metallic gold full body suit. I hand the robe to the ring attendant. I remove my long platinum blond wig and places it on the end of the ring post then turns facing my opponent on the other side of the ring. I crouch in the corner waiting for the bell.

 

Adam Mooney

Adam Mooney

The Soundtrack Of Xtreme

Is at the Ringside Announce Table and Says: “There you are folks they don’t call him the Bizarre one for nothing! Shattered Dream as many of you know but some of you may not, is the son of one and the only “American Way” Dusty Dream! Shattered Dream wrestled for many years as Dustin Dream before stepping out of his father’s shadow and into the persona of Shattered Dream!”

Fans tonight is a night of debuts! Up next after this match is long awaited Debut of the AWX legend..” *Pauses a moment rereading that line on my schedule sheet* “..uh..Yes the AWX legend “The Mighty” Sven Hansen!

 

patience &amp; gavin

Patience Devine and “Gawwwwddddguss” Gavin Glitter

***XWA Lead Color Commentators***

Are at the Ringside Announce Table and say:

Gavin: *Looks around at all the glittering golden confetti still falling in the arena* “Gold glitter? Dat gotta be a copyright infringement righ dere! I may have to talk to my lawyer! Wait did you say that “The Mighty” Sven Hanson is going to be here? T’night? OH LARDY! DAT GONNA BE HAWT! HAWT! HAWT!

Patience: “AWX wanted me to jump ship back in the day to manage “The Mighty” Sven Hansen! I almost did it but I just couldn’t leave my shugga behind! Oh and speaking as your lawyer shugga it’s all good. That’s golden confetti not glitter it’s not the same thing.”

 

Adam Mooney

Adam Mooney

The Soundtrack Of Xtreme

Is at the Ringside Announce Table and Says: “Wait, wait, wait!  Patience, are you trying to telling me you’re a lawyer? An actual licensed attorney? How in the hell could YOU ever possibly pass the bar exam?” *The bickering resumes and our mics are cut again.*

 

Shattered Dream

You Will Never Forget The Name….

SHATTERED DREAM

Is in the Ring and Says: *The Ref calls for the bell to start the match and I crawl out of the corner on all fours towards my opponent who stop nervously not sure what to make of me. I rise to my feet directly in front of Bundy. Still hesitant Bundy reluctantly locks up with me in a collar and elbow tie up. I quickly transition to a go behind waist lock. Instead of attempting any kind of move I run my hands suggestively up and down Bundy’s chest and abdomen. Bundy freaks out pulling away from me and yells at the ref and me while kicking the bottom rope in frustration and embarrassment. The Ref manages to calm Bundy down and we attempt another collar and elbow tie up.  Bundy catches me off guard with kick to the stomach doubling me over. Bundy follows up with a series of clubbing forearms to the back then backs me into the nearest corner. Bundy attempts to Irish whip me to the opposite corner. I reverse the whip sending him crashing into the corner. I follow him in with crushing clothesline nearly taking him off his feet. I quickly scale the middle rope and rains down 9 punches on Bundy’s prone head. I pause for a moment for dramatic effect then plants a full on open mouthed kiss on Bundy who flails helplessly in the corner. I release the lip lock and drops to the mat facing Bundy. I slide my hand up my body while drawing in a sucking breath all the while offensively close to Bundy. Bundy sputters wiping his mouth trying to get the taste of me out of it. Bundy strikes out raking my eyes and spitting on me. H rakes my eyes again and backs me out of the corner along the ropes. Bundy whips me into the opposite ropes and drops his head looking for a back body drop. I stop directly in front of him and drops flat backed to the mat and catches the surprised Bundy with solid uppercut jacking his jaw and sending him reeling back against the ropes. I quickly get to my feet and whips Bundy into the ropes catching him coming off with a leaping butt drop. Bundy’s face ricochets off my posterior sending him crashing to the mat. Sensing that the end is near the fans call for my finisher the “Director’s cut” (curtain call). I circle behind Bundy as he gets to his feet in a daze. I hook Bundy’s head under my arm tipping backwards then grabs a handful of Bundy’s trunks and lifts him high in the air then plants him in the middle of the ring with the “Director’s cut” (curtain call). I pounce on top of Bundy rather than hooking the leg I sprawl across Bundy’s prone body in suggestive manner. The ref hesitates for a moment shaking his head at my unconventional pin attempt then slaps the mat…1…2…3!*

 

Adam Mooney

Adam Mooney

The Soundtrack Of Xtreme

 Is at the Ringside Announce Table and Says: *The bickering finally gets brought to an end and I look at my monitor then at the ring realizing that the match is over and we never made a single call in the match. trying to gloss it over I clear my throat.* “The Bizarre one Shattered Dream doesn’t get paid by the hour folks and has made short work of Jon Bundy! Bundy is still a nice guy, he still has that going for him I guess! Don’t forget fans coming up after the break it’s the one and the only “The Mighty Sven Hansen! I…” *loses my train of thought as the lights in the arena go out.*

 

Shattered Dream

You Will Never Forget The Name….

SHATTERED DREAM

Is in the Ring and Says: *I stand on the middle ropes playing up the fans as the arena goes dark. I drop back to the mat in confusion as to what is happening. The X-tron flickers to life behind me. I turn looking at the screen and my jaw drops in shock as I see an image of my then 3 year old daughter walking down the isle to the ring dressed in a gold dress carrying a little gold handbag looking like a miniature of my ex wife and former manager Simmone. Stunned I stare at the 17 year old footage. The original audio has been removed and replaced with a bone chilling rendition of “He’s got the whole world in his hands”. The video continues as my daughter prances around the ring then jumps into my smiling, waiting arms giving me a big hug and a kiss on the cheek. I lay down on my back and my daughter playfully pounce on my chest while my laughing ex wife slaps the mat 1..2..3.  The audio begins to slow down to an incomprehensible, drawn out warble and the video freezes on an image of my smiling daughter waving to the fans. The audio stops completely and a hole melts through the picture of my daughter on the screen like a projector light melting a piece of film.

The screen goes blank and the lights turn back on. I stand stock still staring at the now blank screen. Out of the corner of my eye I see Bundy slumping in the corner still in the ring. Seething I take my anger out on Bundy drilling him with a vicious uppercut knocking him senseless. I then hook Bundy’s legs over the ropes one on each side of the turnbuckle leaving him wide open. I pause for a moment breathing heavily then connects with a hellacious full force kick between the uprights that I call “Shattered Nights” (Shattered Dreams). Bundy launches out of the corner crashing in a heap at my feet flailing about like a fish out of water clutching his boys and screaming in agony. I storm out of the ring and up the ramp ignoring the fans and everything else as disappear through the curtains.*

 

Adam Mooney

Adam Mooney

The Soundtrack Of Xtreme

Is at the Ringside Announce Table and Says: “Fans I cannot believe what we’ve just witnessed. That was footage of Dustin Reynolds’ AKA Shattered Dream’s 3 year old daughter Montana from 17 years ago at a house show in Dustin’s home town of Austin Texas. It was Dustin’s birthday and as a special surprise for him, Dustin’s wife Tawni AKA Simmone brought little Montana to the ring to celebrate Dustin’s birthday! I cannot believe someone would stoop so low as to taunt Shattered Dream with that footage! It was absolutely sick and disgusting!”

 

patience &amp; gavin

Patience Devine and “Gawwwwddddguss” Gavin Glitter

***XWA Lead Color Commentators***

Are at the Ringside Announce Table and say:

Gavin: “I can’t believe what I just witnessed neither! Woo po Jon Bundy! He might have to clear his throat to find his “boys” if ya know wut a mean Mooney! Dang! I felt that one down heah at the announce table!”

Patience: *shaking uncontrollably* “That music was spooky..I..I think I wet myself a little, shugga.” *Gavin almost has his arm around me to comfort me then jumps back in disgust.*

 

Adam Mooney

Adam Mooney

The Soundtrack Of Xtreme

Is at the Ringside Announce Table and Says: On that note, folks don’t touch that dial! There’s much more still to come here tonight including the long awaited debut of “The Mighty” Sven Hansen and it’s next after the break! Don’t miss it!” *show goes to a Capitol Video commercial.*

X.W.A. Fever Ep. 3 Kansas Legend City Tear Down

kean-dean

“Kean” Dean Oakland

Host Of The Channel 5 Wrestling Hotline

Is inside the XWA Ring and says: *The show opens cold without an intro or pyro live from the Kansas City State Arena long time home of the old promotion Global Wrestling Alliance. I stand in the ring amidst a sea of legendary performers on the rampway clapping on the hometown hero including Dusty Dream, Brock Nicolas, Billy Golden, and Richard Dragonblood.  I stand mid-ring with Kansas City Wrestling Legend Harley Grace to a warm “Thank You Harley” chant. I hold in my hand a large plaque* “Thank you wrestling fans..its good to see Kansas City still has the passion for professional wrestling!! Fans, tonight we have a very special treat for long time fans of wrestling in this city. For years as part of the Global Wrestling Alliance these men that stand before you on that ramp sold out house after house and paved the way for every one in that very dressing room and others around the world. Tonight..we celebrate one of Kansas Cities own…the former three time GWA World Champion..Handsome Harley Grace!! Harley welcome home!! What do you have to say to these home town fans here tonight!!??

 

HarleyGraceXWA

“Handsome” Harley Grace

G.W.A. Legend (3 X World Champion)

Is inside the XWA Ring and says:* The camera zooms in on my grizzled face as a wave of emotion wash over me as I fill up trying to chase the words but the audience bathes me in a “Harley Harley” chant as I fight back the emotion and getting dead serious as I did for so many years back in the day* “Well Dean…Its been a long long time to come back to Kansas inside a wrestling ring  but just like everynight that I laced up the boots and defended that world title It still feels like home!! *Huge Pop* ” I look around at the men…and I don’t use that term much anymore..that stand in this ring with me and can’t help but think we could do it all over again!! *A “One More Match” chant begins* “Ill tell you something every person that stepped between the ropes with Harley Grace left with a measure of respect for this business and the men that stand behind me can attest to that. With the exception to a appearance for the AWX last year I have been retired from this sport for the past 20 years and I am here to send a message to the young talent that exists in this company today. To the men and ladies that make up XWA old Handsome Harley has got some advice to bestow upon you… cause I am …The Best thi…” *The fans complete Harleys saying for him ..”…Thing GOING TODAY!!” *Follows with a large cheer as Harley begins to well up in appreciation*

 

alexissantos

Alexis Santos

Owner of The XWA

is Backstage and says: *Standing next to the backstage monitor watching the legends in the ring shaking my head* “Erik…HOW is THIS? Entertaining? You are using my valuable TV time on these fossils?? After last week with the announce team and now this week you open MY show with this?? You are on VERY shaky ground with me!! *Glares at Richmond as he begs off in the moment but as usual has an answer for everything*

 

Erik Richmondxwa

Erik Richmond

Chief Creative Team Member

is Backstage and says: “Lexi..Lexi.. You know I wouldn’t let you down bro..I hadda sell some tickets heaah tunite and Kansas city has not had a wrestling sell out in 20 years especially not for the XWA.. so I gave these guys a pay day as a way to get people in tha building! Don’t worry..they wont be out thea fa long. I told Oakland ya got 4 minutes and make it snappy. If he goes one second ova I am pullin the plug…Trust me on this Lex…TRUST Me!” *Looks back at the screen as I am stared down by my boss feeling suddenly very small in my large space*

 

Adam Mooney

Adam Mooney

The Soundtrack Of Xtreme

Is at the ringside announce table and says: *Completely ignores the fact that Alexis and Erik were just on screen as I take my cue.* “Fans it is truly a privilege to be here on tonight as we here at XWA pay tribute to a true pioneer in the wrestling business “Handsome” Harley Grace!

Before I go any farther I first must apologize for my outburst last week. Calling the play by play for a major wrestling promotion can be very stressful as is running said promotion. Though many of you may not know it, this head set I wear each week isn’t to keep out the noise of the crowd nor am I listening music while I work. I have a voice in each ear giving me guidance and direction to keep the show flowing. Last week things got heated after an on air promo for Sven Hanson aired that unfortunately we found somewhat amusing. I was unprofessional then and I was unprofessional when I lost my temper on the air. That incident not only impacted me but also impacted my broadcast colleagues when they too were forcibly removed from the ringside area. I would like to apologize to Patience and Gavin as well to everyone in the back who work so hard to put off this wonderful show each week.  On that note, Patience get back in your own chair! Adam Mooney is back!

 

patience &amp; gavin

Patience Devine and “Gawwwwddddguss” Gavin Glitter

***XWA Lead Color Commentators***

Is at the ringside announce table and says:

Patience: *I reluctantly vacate Mooney’s chair. I try to sneak his jacket to add to my collection I started last week and Mooney playfully slaps my hand and takes his seat. I make my way back to my own chair stopping momentarily to plant a lazy kiss on the Glitter man then takes my seat.* “It’s all good shuga. Who do I see to get a chair like that anyway? Hey hon why does it smell like old people out here?”

 

Gavin: “Things got HAWT out heah last week but the most GAWWWWDDDGUS announce team in all of wrasslin’ is back baby! Whachoo talkin about old people girl? Dats Harley Grace Baby! He’s a legend! Not as big a legend as yours truly but an legend none the less!”

 

Adam Mooney

Adam Mooney

The Soundtrack Of Xtreme

Is at the ringside announce table and says: “The legend of Gavin Glitter not withstanding, lets get back to the ring and the honoring of a true legend!”

 

kean-dean

“Kean” Dean Oakland

Host Of The Channel 5 Wrestling Hotline

Is inside the XWA Ring and says: “Harley Grace…after a storied career what do you have to say about your 30 plus year career and three Global Wrestling Alliance championships and some of the greatest matches in our sport of professional wrestling.??”

 

HarleyGraceXWA

“Handsome” Harley Grace

G.W.A. Legend (3 X World Champion)

Is inside the XWA Ring and says: “When I look back Dean….just hearing this reaction tells me its been worth it. So many matches..so many days and nights in so many towns and for what? I did it because I was the champion..and I took that very seriously. When I came into a town that belt meant I had a fight on my hands and I made sure that when that opponent left the ring he had respect for me. I didn’t pull punches and I didn’t listen to rules that much but one thing was for sure.. that audience knew Harley Grace was the real article. You see Dean..I accepted this invitation here tonight NOT as a way to suck up to the XWA. I agreed to come here because I have something to say to the next generation of superstars in the dressing room…”

 

kean-dean

“Kean” Dean Oakland

Host Of The Channel 5 Wrestling Hotline

Is inside the XWA Ring and says: “Well hold on Harley before you get carried away here I wanted to fill you in on why YOU were called upon this evening..* Displays the plaque for the camera * “You see this year you have been awarded the Wrestling Hall Of Legends ICON award for excellence in the business…Congratulations Harley Grace!!! A big round of applause for the champ everyone!!” *Proudly bestows Harley with the award to a nice warm response*

 

Adam Mooney

Adam Mooney

The Soundtrack Of Xtreme

Is at the ringside announce table and says: “I grew up watching the Handsome one! There is no one more deserving of this award! The first time I saw him was in Pensacola Florida against Jack Bosco of the legendary Bosco brothers! They tore the house down that night! Wait what’s up with the lights? Are we having some technical difficulties?”

 

nightmare

####NIGHTMARE####

XWA Heavyweight Champion

Is on the rampway and says:*The lights flicker as Marilyn Manson’s “Fight Song” rips over the loud-speaker as the fans turn their attention to the video wall as it displays WICKED CLOWNZ as the arena erupts…as the dust settles and the music stops I stand mid-ramp alongside Unknown and Violent Ed, dressed in a long red armless trench coat with high collars with “Wicked Clownz” emblazoned across the back..I toss up the wicked clownz symbol as red fireworks explode on each side of me as the legends stand back as I glare at them with a smirk before marching to the ring with purpose dragging the XWA championship lazily at my side..I stomp mockingly up the ramp to ringside and up the ring stairs to the ring apron as Ed holds the ropes open for me as I saunter creepily behind Kean Dean whimsically looking over Harley Grace..I motion to Unknown who remains on the rampway to clear the field*

 

New unknown2

((((UNKNOWN))))

XWAs Hired Monster

Is on the Rampway and says: *With a heavily coiled chain overtop of my healthy fist I threateningly motion to the existing Legends to exit the stage. Only Richard Dragonblood remains defiantly as I walk up to him menacingly..head turned to the side…fist raised high as if I am ready to strike as I tower over his much smaller frame.*

 

dragonblood

Ricky Dragonsfyre

Enter The Dragon

Is on the rampway and says: *Stares defiantly at Unknown removing my sports jacket tossing it to the ground getting into my fighting stance but the fray is broken up by Billy Golden who steps back through the curtain to the ramp way and in between us breaking up our squabble and leads me back through the curtain as I am visibly upset..fans boo as only the Monster Unknown remains at the top of the ramp way*

 

Adam Mooney

Adam Mooney

The Soundtrack Of Xtreme

Is at the ringside announce table and says: *What the hell is this? The Wicked Clowns lead by our esteemed XWA World Heavyweight Champion Nightmare have gate crashed the “Handsome” Harley Grace appreciation we were having in the ring here in Kansas! Ricky Dragonblood is not happy about the interruption and looks like he wants a piece of Unknown who has joined forces with the clowns no doubt at Alexis Santos’ request!”

 

patience &amp; gavin

Patience Devine and “Gawwwwddddguss” Gavin Glitter

***XWA Lead Color Commentators***

Is at the ringside announce table and says:

Patience: “Hey Adam why do keep calling him Handsome? My Gavin baby is way better looking! *makes sickening kissy faces at Gavin.*

Gavin: “You know it baby! Simply GAWWWDDDGUS!!!”

 

Erik Richmondxwa

Erik Richmond

XWAs Chief Creative Officer

is Backstage and says: *Grins over at Alexis as she begins to see what I am up to* “Ya see Lexi…sumtimes ya wait for tha payoff!! Look what we have heeahh..The Old Guard meets todays champion!! Now THAT my dear …is Munney!! “

 

alexissantos

Alexis Santos

Owner of The XWA

is Backstage and says: *Watches the monitor as my mood seems to lighten as I relax and fold my arms* “Well Mr. Richmond looks like you have been spared…at least for the moment” *Gleams at the monitor with a slight smile crossing my face as the infamous XWAs Franchise, The Wicked Clownz Faction circles the aged veteran*

 

kean-dean

“Kean” Dean Oakland

Host Of The Channel 5 Wrestling Hotline

Is inside the XWA Ring and says: *Back inside the ring I feel the creepy arrival of the XWA champion Nightmare as I am instantly appalled * “For god sakes Nightmare…why on earth would you invite yourself to this moment. Have some respect sir. These people are honoring a legend…that’s something you would know NOTHING about!!”

 

HarleyGraceXWA

“Handsome” Harley Grace

G.W.A. Legend (3 X World Champion)

Is inside the XWA Ring and says: *Looks over at Nightmare with the over the top costume, long hair, tattoos and bizarre contact lenses not quite knowing what to think other than disgust as this is not of my era. I move Dean Oakland out of harms way behind me as I takes his mic looking the XWA champion in his white eye.* Son…from where I come from a showing of lack of respect like this gets a man killed..and believe me I may have a few years on you boy but I can still break a neck the hard way…and that’s not Kayfabe.” *Huge pop for the words as the fans ready themselves for trouble*

 

Adam Mooney

Adam Mooney

The Soundtrack Of Xtreme

Is at the ringside announce table and says: *Struggles to contain my excitement.* “You tell em Harley! The Clowns would be wise not to take Harley Grace too lightly! He may not be as young as he once was but he can still crack heads with the best of em!”

 

patience &amp; gavin

Patience Devine and “Gawwwwddddguss” Gavin Glitter

***XWA Lead Color Commentators***

Is at the ringside announce table and says:

Patience: “Nightmare might break the old guy’s hip the hard way if he isn’t careful. My Gramp Gramp broke his hip last year at Christmas. Remember shuga? You body slammed him on the coffee table after he got drunk and threw an eggnog in your face. Love ya Gramp Gramp!”

Gavin: “Hey nobody messes up dis pretty face and gets away with it baby! Nobody! Still if it had been Harley I don’t think I woulda. Harley’s more dangerous drunk than sober and judging by the look in his eye I ain’t sure how many he had before he came out here!” *Patience slaps me on the shoulder.* “Oh..er..yeah..uhh Gavin loves ya too Gramp Gramp!”

 

Motorcycle Details

^^^^^^Violent Ed^^^^^^

Wicked Clown Protégé’

Is inside the XWA ring and says: *As the old vet speaks I roll out to ringside snatching the mic from the ring announcer rolling quickly back inside skipping crazily around Harley laughing in his ear and gleefully getting in his face as I hand the stick to the champ..I back away as the former three time champ is unphased by my tomfoolery. I go to the corner and sit on the top rope trying to start a wicked clowns chant but the live crowd is having NONE of it.*

 

nightmare

####NIGHTMARE####

XWA Heavyweight Champion

Is on the rampway and says: * Looks crazily into Harleys weathered face* “Haaaarrrleeee…..Or should I call you Mr. Grace…no..I quite like Haaaarrrleee I just love the  soundzzzz of it dont you agree clownzzz?? Lets get a little Seriouzzz for just a hot second old man…I hear a lot of guyzzz shoot their mouthzz off about this one and that one..about this and that..but one thing thatzzz clear to me is I have a senoir citizen in MY ring running his mouth on how he wantzzz to address MY locker roomzzz? Why Haraaarrrleee…The ONLY one in the locker room you need to be concerned with izzz right heeeere!!

 

HarleyGraceXWA

“Handsome” Harley Grace

G.W.A. Legend (3 X World Champion)

Is inside the XWA Ring and says: * Grins as I put my hand square on your chest moving you back to your spot very directly without a second thought, I raise the mic to my face as begin to speak in my slow methodical grizzled voice* “Son..I am glad its YOU who came out because its the likes of YOU who I am directing my words to this evening..so if you want to step back two paces before I put you through your paces boy this old cat has something to say to YOU. You see kid…I accepted this invitation tonight because the XWA fans need to be let in on a little secret. You see I am a three time World Champion…do you know what that means boy? That means I bled, I sweated every night for 30 years to call myself the best..you see I EARNED my spot by doing what I did best and that’s WIN. Now YOU on the other hand surround your self with a circus act of buffoons and a crooked promoter who protects you and that strap every night. You don’t know what its like to go an hour. You have no idea what its like to defend that title 350 days out of a year and keep it. I lost that belt only twice…and the last time I lost it I lost to a better man as my time was up. I knew when to walk away because part of being the best is knowing when to step away. You see the difference between me and you is my time may be over…but you my friend will never have your time. You are a boy in mans clothing, a paper champion and a side show freak and I can’t for another second let you stand in my city calling yourself the champ when the real champ…the man who beat me..Ric Chamberland *Loud ovation and a we want Ric chant erupts* is exiled from the promotion because YOU and your two bit whore of a promoter is afraid to let him back inside the doors because like so may others before you would drop that belt to the REAL Worlds champion. That’s some truth for you “BOY”.”

 

nightmare

####NIGHTMARE####

XWA Heavyweight Champion

Is inside the XWA ring and says: *Snatches the plaque from you and steps backwards feigning fear as I mockingly read over the prestigious award as Ed leans over my shoulder trying to get a glance as we mockingly look impressed before breaking down laughing…I hold the plaque in front of me slowly spitting on it to the disgust of the fans* “Youuuu want rezzzzpect from meeee?? Then you show ME respect FIRST old man!! Your dayzz as champion are OVER…long forgotten but YET you stand in my ring and these people call YOU Champ? Harley Harley…my old friend you see the championship in the XWA is property of Wicked Clownzz Inc. and its CEO is me…your NIGHTMARE!! So OLD MAN if you would be so kind as to take your cane and walker and exit stage right while the Clownzz take the stage…*Chuckles as I toss the plaque over my shoulder as it is caught by Violent Ed who mockingly runs around the ring in circles around Harley who watches in disgust..*

 

HarleyGraceXWA

“Handsome” Harley Grace

G.W.A. Legend (3 X World Champion)

Is inside the XWA Ring and says:*Watches the annoying Clown run around me as I wait..holding in a reaction..not wanting to give these two punks an inch of emotion as he gets close I can take it no longer and draws back unleashing a stiff right hand dropping CRazy Ed stone dead to the mat …I look over at Nightmare who begs off slightly wanting none of me as I take off my jacket tossing it in the corner and begins unbuttoning my sleeves as the fans are going crazy as I roll up my sleeves absolutely incensed as a huge “Harley” chant erupts as I walk towards Nightmare fists raised walking the champ to the corner with no where for him to go..*

 

Adam Mooney

Adam Mooney

The Soundtrack Of Xtreme

Is at the ringside announce table and says: *Jumps out of my seat after Harley floors Ed.* “Get em Harley! Get em! That’ll teach you to take something that doesn’t belong to you! Violent Ed doesn’t know what hit him and Nightmare is next!!”

 

patience &amp; gavin

Patience Devine and “Gawwwwddddguss” Gavin Glitter

***XWA Lead Color Commentators***

Is at the ringside announce table and says:

Gavin: “Oooh Baby! Looks like this could be Christmas at the Devine house all over again! Harley is takin thangs to the champ and his clown boy!

 

Patience: *I see Vejitto  making his way through the crowd and begins to wave frantically to get his attention almost giving away his surprise stealthy entrance.* “Hey it’s Vejitto, baby! I haven’t seen him in years! Wow you could grate cheese on those abs! I…” *My mic is abruptly cut and Gavin glares at me.*

 

Vejitto2

*(*(*(Vejitto)*)*)*

Shaman Of Slice and Dice

Is at Ringside and says: * A rumbling is felt over the crowd as Nightmare and Harley Grace are about to engage but in the crowd unbeknownst to anyone and despite Patience’s faux pa I quickly sear through the fans leaping the guardrail at ringside opposite to the camera wearing a flush long floor length fur robe and killer shades and I sport my brand new flowing brown locks..tossing the jacket off I slide easily into the ring getting to my feet low drop kicking Harley in the back of the leg dropping him to the ground..I wave Unknown down to ringside as I kick Violent Ed waking him from his slumber…as Harley lays on the mat I rush to the buckles easily scaling them without even touching the ropes as I stand momentarily backwards to the ring facing the fans with sure balance as I bounce into a split legged moonsault into a twisting corkscrew plancha (Starship Pain) that I lovingly call the Vegematic!! I stand to a small Vejitto chant but wavers off into a huge chorus of boos as I look over to Nightmare embracing him like old times as the fans boo louder*

 

New unknown2((((UNKNOWN))))

XWA’s Hired Monster

Is at ringside and says: *Pulls myself up from the floor to the ring apron as I step between the ropes seeing a fallen Harley Grace surrounded by the Clowns and XWA returning legend Vejitto..I yank a battered Grace off the mat holding him up from behind holding his arms back..Nightmare wails away at  the legend as Nightmare picks up the plaque and smashes Harley in the head with it as the fans are booing wildly at our attack as the legend slumps to the mat with a trickle of blood freely flowing from the assault.*

 

dragonblood

Ricky Dragonblood

Honor Above All Else

Is on the rampway and says:*Bursts through the curtain rushing down the rampway..I slide effortlessly  between the ropes and into the ring still in my dress clothes. Vejitto rushes me as I slip into the ring and he is caught with a high elevation arm drag hurling him to the corner.  Violent ED follows right behind and is met with a fierce double karate chop blowing him off his feet I rip off my shirt slamming it to the mat as I point at Nightmare with uncharacteristic rage on my face motioning “Breaking him in half” with my hands. The arena is bursting with cheers and hope that I have taken a stand with these clowns.*

 

nightmare

####NIGHTMARE####

XWA Heavyweight Champion

Is inside the XWA ring and says: *Sees an irate Dragonblood as I back away eyes wide as Ricky is hell bent on revenge…I hold my hand out trying to calm the Dragon down as I buy myself sometime as he moves in on me…*

 

New unknown2((((UNKNOWN))))

XWA’s Hired Monster

Is Inside The XWA Ring and says: *I pound Ricky from behind dropping him to the mat..he kips up fast blasting me with a series of slaps and chops rattling me fast into the ropes as he attempts to throw me off the ropes I quickly reverse it catching him with a massive spinning “Parts Unknown” (Black hole Slam) to the mat solidly ending his offence. Like a pack of wolves the Wicked Clownz pounce on Dragon as I hold him down with my foot as Ed and Nightmare kick and stomp away at Ricky who lies in a heap next to Harley..the two legends are being decimated with the 4 on 2 advantage.*

 

Motorcycle Details

^^^^^^Violent Ed^^^^^^

Wicked Clown Protégé’

Is inside the XWA ring and says: *I stomp and kick away at Ricky and a few to Harley for good measure. I nod to Vejitto as we both scale the top ropes to thunderous boos from the fans. Unknown passes me a chair as I stand on the top rope as Nightmare takes a moment from pounding a fallen Dragon to holding out the leg of Harley as I leap high off the top with a savage frog splash with a chair to the leg crushing Harley Graces leg underneath. I jump up off the mat jumping around in a clown like celebratory mood with a “Did I do that “?? Look on my face as I laugh hysterically. I look up to a waiting Vejitto on the top rope as I drag DragonBlood into place.*

 

Vejitto2

*(*(*(Vejitto)*)*)*

Shaman Of Slice and Dice

Is Inside The XWA Ring and says: * Leaps off the top rope with a spinning 450 legdrop with authority on Ricky. I nip up holding my arms out to the side soaking in the overwhelming boos as the two legends remain lifeless in a pool of their own blood*

 

dragonblood

Ricky Dragonblood

Honor Above All Else

Is in the XWA Ring and says: *Lays on the mat on my side clutching my ribs and neck as the sadistic Clown Company pours on the final insult to us legends of the ring*

 

nightmare

####NIGHTMARE####

XWA Heavyweight Champion

Is inside the XWA ring and says:*I lay on the mat between the two fallen legends as I hold my world title up waving it in both of their faces as I paint brush each one of them with a undignified slap as the Clownz and I stand triumphantly posing for the hard camera..I smear myself with Harley Graces blood as if it was war pain for an awesome visual. The ring is pelted with garbage to a thunderous shower of boos from the Kansas city crowd*

 

HarleyGraceXWA

“Handsome” Harley Grace

G.W.A. Legend (3 X World Champion)

Is inside the XWA Ring and says: *Lays on the mat busted open from the attack clutching my now badly injured leg/ knee as I roll in agony unable to defend myself but trying to bear and grin the pain as I yell out at the clowns swearing on them but unable to do anything about what has happened*

 

Adam Mooney

Adam Mooney

The Soundtrack Of Xtreme

Is at the ringside announce table and says: *I sit in shocked silence as the 4 on 2 beat down of my idol Harley Grace and Ricky Dragonblood continues. Finally I find my voice again.* “I-I can’t believe what I am witnessing here. Nightmare, Violent Ed, Unknown and Vejitto, whom I would have never thought capable of such a heinous attack have decimated Harley Grace and Ricky Dragonblood…I…” *suddenly I fire up as my disbelief turns to anger.* “You know what I can believe what I’m seeing! You all saw them earlier on the X-tron earlier, Alexis and Erik! This was a damn set up all along! It was never about honoring Harley Grace, a legend in this business! It was all about getting Nightmare some cheap heat! This is…This is bullsh*t! This is bullsh*t and by God I’m going to do something about!” *I slam down my headset and jumps to my feet shaking off my sports jacket about to do something insane. Gavin and Patience jump to their feet grabbing me holding me back from charging to the ring to help my idol. I struggle with Patience and Gavin as they desperately try to prevent me from going to the ring and getting myself killed when the lights suddenly go out…*

SuperJMonsterrebornXWA

<<<(((SUPER “J” MONSTER)))>>>

“That What You Fear The Most”

Is on The Rampway and says: *The Over Powering Rumble Of my Music fills the air as all eyes turn to the rampway, the XWA Video Tron displays a familiar symbol of a Horned Beast..then SUPER J MONSTER…REBORN scrolls across the screen to a THUNDEROUS crowd POP!! The Lights turn back on and at the top of the ramp is SUPER J MONSTER complete with the massive ceremonial headpiece on his head and shoulders arms out to the side as the eyes of the headpiece glow blood red. Monster removes the headpiece setting it down on the rampway in front of him as he bow slightly in front of it as all clowns in the ring suddenly turn alerted to my presence..The headpiece explodes with steam billowing out from all sides of it as my pyro erupts in an amazing spectacle..I stand at the top of the ramp strapping on my gloves deadlocked with the Wicked Clownz senseless attack and carnage in the ring. An astonishing “Super J” chant begins as I storm to the ring ready to extract revenge..”

 

nightmare

####NIGHTMARE####

XWA Heavyweight Champion

Is inside the XWA ring and says:*In full panic mode I almost trip in the fallen bodies beneath me as I look on seeing the super heavyweight storm towards the ring..I motion to the Clownz and Unknown to get in formation of the arrival of the Monster..the camera catches my full panic as the expression of pure fear is etched on my face as I scramble to prepare for the oncoming carnage….*

 

SuperJMonsterrebornXWA

<<<(((SUPER “J” MONSTER)))>>>

“That What You Fear The Most”

Is Inside The XWA Ring and says: *Rushing the ring I move methodically up the stairs and into the ring…I am met with a rushing Violent Ed as I duck low hoisting him high over the top rope to the floor in a heap to a thunderous response…Vejitto is next and he is stopped dead cold as I steam roll him over with a barge as he flips backwards head over heels and out of the ring..trying to catch me unprepared Nightmare attempts a quick out of no where “Downward Spiral” (Code Breaker) but I do not move and Nightmare Flat backs himself looking up at me in total shock and fright as I grab him by the hair hauling him off the mat. Suddenly I am hammered from behind with a chain by Unknown to which I sell momentarily by holding the back of my head then suddenly like a man possessed I snap my head as  I turn to face the big man as he looks on in horror realizing he could not hurt me..The fans begin a “This is awesome chant” as the two Monsters go face to face..*

 

nightmare

####NIGHTMARE####

XWA Heavyweight Champion

Is inside the XWA ring and says:* I pull myself quickly out of the fray as I direct the Monster Unknown to fight this VERY LARGE battle!!*

 

New unknown2

((((UNKNOWN))))

XWA’s Hired Monster

Is Inside The XWA Ring and says:*Standing toe to toe with the legendary Japanese wrestling Gaijin I toss the chain to the mat ready to engage this Monster as the fans are at a fever pitch waiting for an explosion..I charge right ahead at the big Monster…*

 

SuperJMonsterrebornXWA

<<<(((SUPER “J” MONSTER)))>>>

“That What You Fear The Most”

Is Inside The XWA Ring and says: *Unknown tries to strike but like two freight trains colliding with each other I go right through him with a savage clothesline literally flipping the big man in the air..as he staggers to his feet in the ropes I meet him with a huge stiff clothesline over the top rope to the mat on top of a recovering Violent Ed as the two of them make a heap on the mats outside the ring. I survey the carnage as Ricky Dragonblood looks on holding his neck slumped in the corner and Harley lays on the mat clutching his knee in agony. I look back to Nightmare who I back into the corner who is literally screaming for me to stop as I grab him by his custom robe in the corner battering him super stiff lefts and rights the last of which sending him high in the air to the buckles..I grab him by the hair whipping him by the arm to the opposite buckle as I charge squashing him with a crushing avalanche splash in the corner as the fans go wild. I throw up the Monster symbol as I pull Nightmare squashed carcass to the middle of the ring preparing for the Monster Bomb to finish the deal..I easily yank him high in the air,…however Vejitto who has recovered slightly leaps to the ring apron pulling Nightmare out of the move and the ring by his legs as Nightmare and his cast of Clownz and colleagues flee the ringside area up the ramp..I yell at them from the ring as they flee. I turn and knee down to check on Harley Grace my one time trainer..as I glare at the clown squad incensed and angry for vengeance..*

 

Adam Mooney

Adam Mooney

The Soundtrack Of Xtreme

Is at the ringside announce table and says: *Still on my feet. I grab my headset and Patience and Gavin release me as I shout into my mic completely lost in the excitement.* “THE TRUE MONSTER IS HERE! THE SUPER J MONSTER HAS STEAMROLLED THROUGH THE CLOWNS, VEJITTO AND ALEXIS’ SO CALLED MONSTER UNKNOWN! THERE’S ONLY ONE MONSTER AND IT IS THE SUPER J MONSTER! GET EM SUPER J! GET EM DON”T LET THAT CHICKEN SH*T NIGHTMARE GET AWAY!!!” *I completely ignore the screaming in my headset as I continue to call for nightmare’s head. Vejitto and Unknown drags a battered Nightmare up the ramp. Violent Ed crawls on all fours behind them away from ringside while Super J Monster drops to a knee next to Harley checking on him. EMT’s make their way past Nightmare and hit the ring to tend to Harley Grace as the show goes to a commercial break.*

XWA Fever Ep. 2 Seg. 6 Rip Remmington vs Gangland…Prelude The Cage.

Sven Hanson is coming

XWA Video Wall:

Is On The Screen and says: *After the commercial break ends and before our main event a promotional video airs with the Finnish National Anthem playing with highlights of Finlands greatest atheletes competing in all sports. Then short clips of AWX wrestling airs with rare footage of a international competitor airs prompted by an over the top narrator trumpeting his almost non exisitant AWX career…then it stops and an on screen graphic airs and finally we see that the man know as the Might Sven (Hanson) is coming soon to the XWA!! This is met with virtual silence from the live crowd and suddenly a random fan breaks the silence with a “Sven Suuuuuuucccckkkksss” taunt as we switch awkwardly away from the Sven video as the announcers are caught openly chuckling but getting DEAD SERIOUS once they know the camera is on them..*

 

Adam Mooney

Adam Mooney

The Soundtrack Of Xtreme

Is at the ringside announce table and says: *Is caught off guard laughing at the Sven promo as I am suddenly dead serious not wanting to open my mouth as I may laugh as Patience and Gavin Glitter just look at each other trying to remain professional but loses it as they see me with lip quivering..I compose myself* “Yes fans..the man from Helsinki Finland will make his debut soon he….*Cuts myself off trying to look off camera but just breaks as the voice in my ear pieceis yelling so loud it is audible on air.* “You know what..clearly there is someone in he back who can do this job MUCH better than I can…well you know what…if you know the right words to say about the crap that rolls across my the screen then by all means…have at it!!” *Unplugs my ear piece tossing it to Gavin and Patience as they stumble to catch it* “Fans I apologize for the outburst…it was unprofessional of me but you at home deserve the best announcing you can get but I CANNOT do that if I am being yelled at in my ear piece every two minutes, forced to put over talentless jobbers and then being told I cant do my job.. well to my “Bosses” in the back …if you can do a better job…then heres your big break…becauseI respectfully resign! *Sets down my headset on the desk nodding to Patience and Gavin who shrug looking at each other in shock. TV Cuts quickly to an old commercial of Lord Albert Haynes selling Capitol Video VHS tapes as the production team panics.*

patience &amp; gavin

Patience Devine and “Gawwwwddddguss” Gavin Glitter

***XWA Lead Color Commentators***

Is at the ringside announce table and says:

Patience Devine: *Looking on as Adam leaves the broadcast area looking very concerned* ” Ohhhh Lexi is NOT going to like THAT? Thank goodness they have US to keep this show going…*Looks saucily over to Gavin*So what are we gonna talk about now you devilish man? *Slys over at Adams empty chair..a chair far more expensive than the one my boyfriend and I share* “Do you think Adam needs his chair?? I mean not that I mind sitting next to you shugga but ..do you think he would mind? *Shimmies over to Adams desk chair sitting in it comfortably in the oversized coziness of the chair putting my feet up on the desk* Ya know a gurl can get used to this right here!!”

Gavin Glitter: *Clapping my hands in the air as you confiscate the big plush leather chair as I excitedly cheer on the switch* Nuthinn is too good for mah shugga baby!! Heck Adam left his coat too!! That would sure look all pretty like on mah gurl!! Try it right on there gawwwdguss!!” *Takes Adams coat assisting my co-star with sliding it on beaming from ear to ear as we steal the grave of Adam Mooney only seconds away fromleaving the booth*

Erik Richmondxwa

Erik Richmond

Chief Creative Consultant:

Is in the backroom and says: *Standing by the backstage monitor with Alexis Santos going off on me for Mooneys outburst on air* “RELAX…Lexi..Just calm DOWN…Ill get this back on track..I got this!!” *Storms out of the production room*

alexissantos

 

Alexis Santos

XWA Owner

Is in the back production room and says: *Screaming at Richmond as I throw a proverbial fit* “Fix your mess Erik!! I will NOT tolerate insubordination!! I am Alexis Santos!! Arrggghhhhhhh!!!”* Throws my production sheets to the ground and kicks a garbage can ackwardly as production staff literally stop cold staring at my outburst as I look slowly over at them embarrassed* “What are you all looking at???!!! GET BACK TO WORK!!”

received_344935239256533

Rip Remmington

“Rip Em All…”

Is inside the XWA ring and says: *The video feed picks back up after the commercial break as Gangland and myself are nose to nose in the ring as my music finally dies off. The fans start a HUGE “Rip” chant as I shake my arms off to the side shaking the 24 inch guns as I bad mouth the big 450 lb Gangland. I shove the big man backwards as he shoots back with a big punch..I absorb the blow firing back another one rattling the big man early..with the fans behind me I move in for the scoop slam as I lift the giant off the mat as the fans are going crazy for the early advantage!!*

Erik Richmondxwa

Erik Richmond

Chief Creative Consultant:

Is at the ringside announce table: *Is seen yelling at Gavin and Patience as the camera cuts back to me fully catching me* “….and you can both go to the back cause I dont need this sh**. I cant trust any of yez ta do your frikkin job you can just GO!! Leave..get offa my show!! Ill do this myself. ” *Not even caring about being caught I slam the headset over my head and jumps into announcer mode* “Remmington…hes goin for that slam only seconds into this one!! It may take more than a “Gang” to stop the momentum of the Ripper this evening!!”

 

patience &amp; gavin

Patience Devine and “Gawwwwddddguss” Gavin Glitter

***XWA Lead Color Commentators***

Is at the ringside announce table and says:

Patience Devine: *Is shuffled away by the production team as I drop my purse as I stoop to get it but is quickly pulled off screen but holding dearly to the Mooney jacket*

Gavin Glitter: *Glares at Richmond as I collect Patiences belongings as I curse under my breath as I am hurried along*

Gangland

Gangland

One Man Army

Is inside the XWA Ring and says: *I caught by surprise with the punch and finds myself in a slam position..I claw at rips eyes and clobber him with a stiff forearm on his back as I fall forward crashing on top of Rip as we collide with the mat. The fans “Ohhhhhhhh..” feeling the impact of Rips body being crushed underneath my large frame. I get up first bouncing off the ropes slowly winding up my arm as I make my way back to Rips prone body and dropping a heavy elbow drop rattling the ring with the impact…I sit up smiling to the chorus of boos. I pull myself up again grabbing Rip by his golden locks to a standing base and easily scooping him up in a high slam…holding him in the air 5 seconds before slamming him HARD in the middle as Rip shivers from the impact holding his back and reaching out for his “Rippers” before going prone again from the pain. I bellow to the fans with my arm in the air to more boos. I lift Rip up again this time whipping him hard into the corner…I slowly back up in the opposite corner winding up then rushes across the ring for a corner Avalanche splash to squash Rip under my 450 lb frame.

Erik Richmondxwa

Erik Richmond

Chief Creative Consultant:

Is at the ringside announce table: “The pendulum has swung in the fava of the big man! I think I just heeeard Remmingtons ribs pop from down heeah!! Fans..I am gonna tell ya somthin you dont know…if the One Man Army wins tonight..he springboards right into the main event of the Dangerous Liaisons PPV!! Imagine that match..Jaxxus vs Gangland inside the cage..It could happen!!”

received_344935239256533

Rip Remmington

“Rip Em All!!”

Is inside the XWA ring and says: *Quickly side steps the incoming big man as he brings up solid with the buckles shifting the ring…as Gangland rebounds out of the corner turning around I crouch low scooping him up again this time getting him up all the way and slamming him to the mat with a thud as the ring springs up and down wildly from the impact!! Gangland smartly rolls to safety of the outside of the ring holding his back…I reach down slowly tearing off my blue and white “Rip Rules” Tank top milking it for the crowd as I tear it off..balling it up and walking over to the ropes and throwing it directly at Gangland injured at ringside to a thunderous Pop… I stand back from the ropes on his side of the ring waving the big man back inside.*

Erik Richmondxwa

Erik Richmond

Chief Creative Consultant:

Is at the ringside announce table: “This crowd is 100% behind the Ripper!! Rip looking in fantastic condition at 320lbs of Venice Beach muscle!! I cant believe he got him up with the impact those ribs took only minutes ago! The tide had turned AGAIN!!”

Gangland

Gangland

One Man Army

Is inside the XWA Ring and says: * Rolls back inside as Rip stands back letting me get back in and gather myself…we begin to circle each other as we lock up with a collar and elbow tie up..I easily overpower the Venice Beach native backing him into the corner. The ref tries to intervene and separate us as I feign backing away with my hands in the air innocently backing up…I quickly roll in with a back elbow hitting Rip hard in the upper chest. As he slumps in the corner I strike with a high clubbing fore arm across the back..I pull Rip to the middle of the ring hooking him in a position for a suplex..I pull Rip high into a suplex holding him high and vertical for 5 seconds before crashing down with the delivery. I stand up bellowing again. I bounce off the ropes slowly building the momentum as I jump as high as I can go with a splash crashing down with every ounce of my 450 lb. frame..I kneel up grinning as the fans boo loudly with a “Rip Em” chant starting to catch fire. I look out to the fans holding up a finger yelling “ONE MORE!!” I stand up bounding off the strands again lifting myself in the air and crashing down full force with a SECOND splash connecting. I hook the leg as I yell to the ref to finish the deal.*

Erik Richmondxwa

Erik Richmond

Chief Creative Consultant:

Is at the ringside announce table: “TWO Splashs…TWO…Rip is dun heeeah!! Gang hooking the leg!! This just gotta be it!! Ref is in position!! The main event is about to change for the PPV..call the print presses we gotta change tha posta!!”

 

received_344935239256533

Rip Remmington

“Rip Em All!!”

Is inside the XWA ring and says: * The ref slides into position..I slip my hands under the girth of the Gangland as the ref counts a 1…..2….I lift the big man off me before the third slap of the canvas!! The crowd goes absolutely wild…Gang looks stunned as he sits up looking at me as I now sit on my knees in the middle of the ring beginning to “Rip Up” I tremble and shake to the approval of all my “Rippers” cheering me on as I get up off the mat shaking and pumping my arms gaining strength from the audiences support..Gangland moves towards me swingng with a punch that I block and retailiate with a powerful more energized punch of my own..Gang repeats his attack twice more only to be met with the same fate finally reeling for the first time in the match…I move him back to the ropes whipping him off the ropes as Gangland careens off the ropes I connect with a big boot to the face knocking Gangland to the mat…I look to the rampway as the fans begin to boo wildly at an oncoming support system for the One Man Army…as Jaxxus makes his way to ringside..I stop momentarily ..distracted by the Hollywood Monster*

Erik Richmondxwa

Erik Richmond

Chief Creative Consultant:

Is at the ringside announce table:“Jaxxus is out here…The other half of our Main Event at XWAs Dangerous Liaisons has made his presence known just as Rip has lady luck ridin on his shouldas!!”

jaxxusxwa

Jaxxus

Hollywood Monster

Is at Ringside and says: *Makes my way to ringside seeing The Gangland in trouble..I stand at ringside glaring and yelling at Remmington as I pound my chest declaring war..I reach up grabbing the top rope pulling my self up to the ring apron as Rip trows a wild punch at me..I block them as I cross my arms as he hits only my wrist gauntlets as his punch is rendered ineffective..I grab Rip by the throat choking him violently as the ref trys to stop the assault but seeing that Rip struck first resists calling for the DQ.*

Erik Richmondxwa

Erik Richmond

Chief Creative Consultant:

Is at the ringside announce table:”The ref using discretion here…the stakes are too high to simply let this one end in a DQ!! All I can say is good luck to you bro!!”

Randy Ravage

 

 

Randy Ravage

The Macho Madness

Is in the crowd and says: *While chaos is happening in the ring I stealthly make my way very quickly through the audience wearing my jeans and black tight tank top with “Macho Madness” in white letters boastfully on the front. With a steel chair in hand I leap the guard rail on the side behind Remmington as I slide into the ring as Rip is being choked out I make my way towards Rip. Holding my chair high pointed to the back of Rip who is very vulnerable to attack still not on the refs radar the fans scream trying to alert the ref with their screams but he is very occupied trying to pry Jaxxus hands off of a fading Remmington who has fallen to one knee under the tight grip at the hands of the Hollywood Monster. I look from side to side…testing the audience..then I look down at Gangland who is beginning to move on the mat..as he gets to one knee..I quickly turn towards him smashing him over the head with the chair dropping him to his back again as I quickly slide the chair out of the ring rushing the opposite corner scaling the top rope holding both fingers in the air as I balance myself and leaps off with a thundering flying elbow smash on the Gangland!! The fans go crazy with this shocking turn of events…I get to my feet looking out to the fans out to the side as I spin around gloating my attack…I stop suddenly looking at Rip who is in trouble at the hands of Jaxxus..I look out to the feverish audience pointing to Rip and Jaxxus as they cheer wildly..I roll quickly to ringside as I rush over grabbing the legs of the Hollywood monster pulling his legs off the ring apron as Jaxxus hits the floor but remains standing and in a really bad mood. I point to him warning him to back up as I move slowly backwards a security rushes the big man escorting him to the backroom..*

Erik Richmondxwa

Erik Richmond

Chief Creative Consultant:

Is at the ringside announce table:“What in tha name of all that is holy is Randy Ravage doin heeah in that XWA!!?? One minute hes against the Rippa…now hes got his back…fans are you as confused as I am heeeaahh?? “

received_344935239256533

Rip Remmington

“Rip Em All!!”

Is inside the XWA ring and says: *On one knee by the ropes hlding my throat feeling the effects of being choked out for a long time I take a deep breath as I get back to my feet trying to recover oblivious to what has gone down…I turn towards the middle of the ring seeing Gangland down in the middle of the ring..I look from side to side as the fans erupt…feeling the moment I bounce off the ropes leaping high connceting with a high leg drop across the throat of the big man!! I float over on top of him hooking his big leg deep as the ref is right in position to count the1….2……3!!!!! The fans erupt with cheers as I roll off to the side quickly getting to my feet to the thunderous ovation of my little Rippers in the audience!! As Gangland is rolled out of the ring I pose to my music for the fans as the show is about to go off the air!

Erik Richmondxwa

Erik Richmond

Chief Creative Consultant:

Is at the ringside announce table: “Just like that..at any minute heeeahh in the XWA the tide can turn at any second!! Rip is goin on ta Dangerous Liaisons to face Jaxxus inside that Unforgivin Steel Menagerie and these fans at the XWA Arena cannot wait..”

Randy Ravage

Randy Ravage

The Macho Madness

Is at ringside and says: *Rolls in unbeknownst to Rip as he poses to the fans..I step in behind Remmigton grabbing him by the shoulder turning him to face me as the fans become silent as Rips music stops cold as the fans buzz…I point my finger to him mouthing something inaudible to him…as we go head to head..I point up the ramp at Gangland as he is carted off to the back seemingly explaining that I played a part in saving Rip from the minions. Rip realizes what has gone down looking out to the fans before slowly extendng his hand to me. Eyes wide I look down at the hand..then out to the fans..then back to the fans…hand..fans…then puts my hand in the air seemingly moving in for a handshake as the fans erupt..then suddenly SLAPS Rip in the mouth as I back away as Rip holds his chin. I leap to ringside backing up the ramp pointing to him as the fans boo loudly..as we go off the air…*

Erik Richmondxwa

Erik Richmond

Chief Creative Consultant:

Is at the ringside announce table: “Fans..so many unanswered questions..but we are outta time here on Feeeva!! Rip vs Jaxxus…No Moves Barred Cage Match..live on PPV in just a couple a weeks and that man…Randy Ravage will be the special guest referee…can he call it down the middle or will he side with the Hollywood Monsta or the Rippa?? See ya next week…for the XWA..I am Erik Richmond!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

XWA Fever Ep. 2 Seg. 5.5 Capitol Video Exclusive: Strike Team vs. Elimination

Adam Mooney

Adam Mooney

The Soundtrack Of Xtreme

is at the ringside announce table and says: “Fans just before we go to our main event our Capitol Video cameras were on hand for an XWA Houseshow this past weekend and caught all the action. We witnessed a classic encounter between two of XWA’s premier teams, Elimination and Strike Team and what went down at the end was very interesting! After last weeks tension between Strike Team could they gel as a team again long enough to fend off the awesome challenge of The three-man suicide squad known as Elimination!!? Lets go to the tapes!!”

***The match joined in progress late in the final moments ***

elimination

 Elimination

Morgue, Corpse, and Xombie

“Pain and Destruction”

Is inside the XWA Houseshow ring and says: *With Mantel on the outside of the ring taken out after a three-man beat down his partner is about to suffer the same fate inside the ring. Elimination Corpse with Santini in the corner hammering away on him 3 on one late in the match. Xombie scoops up Santini and drops him over Morgues knee as he holds him in place for the Total Elimination Elbow decapitation finisher…Corpse scales the ropes lifting his arm high in the air to signify the end of the match as he prepares to leap off as Tino lays defenseless in the trappings of Morgues hold*

Striketeamforce

Tino Santini and Rich Mantel

STRIKE TEAM

Is inside the XWA Houseshow ring and says:* Holding my neck on the outside I see Elimination ready to strike with their finishing move..I rush to the ring apron leaping up quickly as I leap shoving Corpse off the top rope to the floor to a great audience pop. Xombie sees my inference as he clotheslines me off the ring apron, Xombie then jumping down as I quickly get back to my feet as we engage in a pier six slugfest trading blows back and forth like a hockey fight but I finally get the better of the exchange as I grab Xombie running him back first into the ringside railing taking him out..I look inside the ring just as the ref jumps outside  trying to restore order as Corpse is rearing for a fight as the ref blocks the action on the outside checking on Xombie and ordering everyone back inside the ring..behind the refs back I grab a folding chair as I see Morgue with Santini in a slam position inside the ring destroying him with a series of back breakers over the knee..not releasing him but dispensing one after the other. I leap to the ring apron as Morgue is facing me with Santini in his arms..I swing the chair wildly hitting Santini hard in the back but knocking both men backwards and off their feet as Morgue collapses from the force of the chair shot and Santini falls on top of a fallen Elimination member! Tino Santini rolls off his foe in pain..I see Morgue still on the mat as I hold the top rope vaulting over it into a perfectly executed slash as the ref slides in just in time as I hook the leg of a surprised Morgue for the 1…2….3!! The fans erupt as I stumble to my feet victorious arms raised soaking up the cheers!!

 

elimination

 Elimination

Morgue, Corpse, and Xombie

“Pain and Destruction”

Is inside the XWA Houseshow ring and says: *Xombie and Corpse see Mantel upset Morgue and rush the ring pounding Mantel and Santini on the ground and in the corner with the three on two advantage. We take Santini dropping him neck first over the ropes as we pound on Mantel whipping him off the ropes as we prepare a double clothesline..*

Striketeamforce

Tino Santini and Rich Mantel

***STRIKE TEAM***

Is inside the XWA Houseshow ring and says: *Mantel ducks under the clothesline attempt by Xombie and Corpse bouncing off the ropes hitting a double clothesline of his own sending them both men careening to the floor. I get to my feet seeing Tino still getting pounded in the corner by Morgue as I drop kick him in the back and “inadvertently” slams into Santini who is slumped in the corner…as Morgue stumbles backwards out of the corner I dropkick him over the top rope and on to his Elimination brethren at ringside as the ref try’s to get them all away from ringside to break up the chaos!! Mantel celebrates wildly as Strike Team is announced as the winners. Our theme music plays to a hot ovation from the XWA faithful!*

kean-dean

“Keen” Dean Oakland

Channel 5’sHotline Reporter

Is on the XWA Interview stand on the left of the rampway: *The shot is edited as we pick up minutes after the conclusion of the match as I stand before the live crowd on the interview platform with an elated Rich Mantel and a beaten down Tino Santini who is holding his lower back and  the back of his neck sweating profusely. I attempt to get word from the popular Strike Team: “Tino Santini and Rich Mantel congratulations on your victory tonight over Elimination despite a 3 on 2 advantage!! There is a lot of chatter backstage and from our fans about dissention between Strike Team after last week you Rich Mantel walked out on Tino Santini…tell me guys..where does Strike Team stand as a unified team?? Are you guys on the same page or is it true that there are issues between you two..Tino Santini..lets begin with you..” *Puts the mic in front of Santini still nursing his neck and back from the Mantel chair shot that own them the match..*

 

Striketeamforce

 

Tino Santini and Rich Mantel

***STRIKE TEAM***

Is on the XWA Interview stand on the left of the rampway:

Rich Mantel: *Moves the mic away from Santini as he begins to speak moving it towards me* “You know Gene..Strike Team is back on track. I took out Elimination and let it be known we are coming for those tag team titles at Dangerous Liaisons and I can’t wait..I am ready!!”

kean-dean

“Keen” Dean Oakland

Channel 5’s Hotline Reporter

Is on the XWA Interview stand on the left of the rampway: “Last week Rich Mantel you walked out on your partner and left him to be beaten by the Magnum Models…many looked on that particular action as there being trouble in the ranks..what do you have to say to the fans who say that all things are not coming up roses for Strike Team?”

Striketeamforce

Tino Santini and Rich Mantel

***STRIKE TEAM***

Is on the XWA Interview stand on the left of the rampway:

Tino Santini: *Moves close to the mic.* “Gene I just have to say..” *The mic is pulled away from me again as I clutch my neck glaring at Mantel in too much pain to react*

Rich Mantel: “You know Gene all the fans can see that Strike Team havent been better…dont listen to negative people Gene, last week is in the past and now we are stronger than we have ever been. I just beat the Elimination and we are on a roll!! We are going to that PPV against Alexandra Magnums Models and we are taking home the XWA Tag Team Gold. With both of us on the same page and the Strike Team fans on my side..I am gonna take the Tag team titles home!!” *Pumps my fist excitedly to the fans with a good Pop*

Tino Santini: *Moves the mic quickly to me glaring at Rich’s choice of words*” US Rich..you mean WE will take the belts right?? Strike Team…will win the belts That’s what you meant right?”

Rich Mantel: *Smiles very wide to the camera..energized I sternly look at Tino suddenly not smiling* “Yes Tino…WE will win the belts…Strike Team will be the Tag Team champs!!!”..*Slaps Tino on the back hard on his injured back almost aggressively but smiles at him* “Come on Tino…we have belts to win!!” *Walks off the stage pumping my fist excitedly to the fans as I slap their hands exiting the interview set leaving my partner and Gene on the stage*

kean-dean

“Keen” Dean Oakland

Channel 5’sHotline Reporter

Is on the XWA Interview stand on the left of the rampway:*Looks concerned at Tino as he collects himself holding his back exiting the stage waving to the fans grimacing as Mantel is already exited through the curtain* “Well..there you have it fans..it will be Strike Team versus The Magnum Models for the XWA Tag Team Titles live and only on PPV!! For more backstage news going down right now just a couple of weeks from the PPV call the XWA Hotline at 1800-555-5555 $6.99 the first minute and 6.89 each additional minute don’t worry about your parents permission before calling!!

 

Other Matches on the Card:

*Debut* Candid Chris Condello (w/ Tamara Lee Murphy) Def. Mike Hawk with a top rope leg drop. After the match Condello gave the audience physical conditioning tips.

The Bringers Of Pain Def. Piracy via pinfall following the shoulder tackle-boot combination.

Owen Blaze def. Cypher-Tron Zero via a top rope missile drop kick.

Strike Team def. Elimination when Mantel pinned Xombie via a slingshot splash.

Iron Eagle and Bucksaw Jim Dawson Def. Golden Sheik and Kintu when Eagle pinned Sheik with a Full Nelson Slam following a 2×4 shot to the back of the Sheik from Eagle. Afterwards there was a confrontation between Dawson and Eagle.

Nikita Maximov w/ Vladimir Maximov def. Dallas Drake with a Russian Scud missile Clothesline in 45 seconds.

The Magnum Models def. (LOW) Lords Of The Wasteland (Wasteland and Locust) via Runway Blockbuster on Locust.

AJ Prophet def. Jon Hardcastle Jr. in a best two out of three fall match when AJ wins 2 falls to 1. With the Go-2-Sleep.

Nightmare def. Crimson via DQ when AJ Prophet interfered seconds into in the match. Moments later Unknown arrived to side with Nightmare prompting a tag team match.

Nightmare and Unknown def. AJ Prophet and Crimson when Nightmare pinned Crimson via The Downward Spiral (Code Breaker)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Save