XWA Fever Episode 3 Seg 5. Choosing Sides..

*The show resumes as we are in the backstage corridor as XWA’s newest “Couple” are seen chatting…as everyone in XWA does*

Hang down honey

Honey

XWA Original

Is in the hallway and say: *Looks over at Alex with a look of cautious concern* ” …I am telling you Alex, Paul Hammond only looks out for one person..himself. I dont think you should trust him. I dont know his agenda I just know hes put you in harms way on three occassions I just dont see how you dont see that. Hes not trying to help you Alex..hes trying to kill you! If you go to that PPV under Pauls watch I know they are setting you up to fail. I know his kind..I know his type. Paul Hammond is a cancer and you HAVE to cut him out of your life or he will kill YOURS!! “

 

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Alex Santos

2nd Generation Blue Chipper

Is in the backstage area and says: *Looks back at you disappointed and almost upset* You know what Nat….you dont understand Paul is my friend. I mean look what I accomplished in only three weeks..I have a PPV match..I wrestled with Rip Remmington..and hell I even have my own T-Shirt!!” Opens my ring jacket showing off my yellow T Shirt with a large picture of my head in the middle with “Hardcore Alex and “Son Of Xtreme” on the back as I proud grin with pride. ” I have spent too many years with people telling me I cant do this..and I cant do that…well I am done with all that!! Paul Hammond showed me how to not be afriad and to go for it. I thought if anyone would understand it would be YOU!! I guess I was wrong about people!!

 

Hang down honey

Honey

XWA Legend

Is In The Backstage Area and says: *Taken back by Alexs hurtful words* “Alex…stop..I am just trying to..”*Is interputed by a familiar face of pure letchary as I step aside as the Goddfather Of Xtreme Interupts our conversation. I step back folding my arm looking at Paul Hammond in disgust just shaking my head*

 

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Paul Hammond

XWA Senior Authority

Is In The Backstage Area and Says: *Looks Honey up and down as I stand between the two star crossed lovers* “Natalie..Natalie Natalie…many a good mans career has been killed off because of daliances of a WOMAN!! Well Ms. “Honey”…NOT Alex Santos!! He will not be the John Lennon to your Yoko Ono!! He most certainly NOT be the Kurt Cobain to your Courtney Love…no no. You see talent comes in many forms…but a true Blue Chipper comes along every millenium or so and I unlike YOU young lady, I have an eye for talent!! Who do you think Alex should listen to? A man who built a company from the ground up or a lady who has killed off every solitary thing she has had her hands on?? I, Paul Hammond will have you know I took a company that many said should have died at birth…a company that I  took in my creative arms and built a empire out of. I built stars out of the hopeless…I made MONEY out of the impossible…I am a success…and you my pretty little friend are a two time LOSER!! Did you tell Alex about all the “success” you had when you took over day to day operations in the XWA?? Oh..you didnt cause you helped drive it into the ground!!!. Did you tell him about how successful the “Renegade Wrestling Co-Op” was Natty? No..you must have forgotten that RWC was dead the moment it opened its doors under YOUR leadership!! The fact that you have a job today is because of ME..the Chief Authority of this XWA promotion lady and I want you to NOT forget that fact. Now if you will EXCUSE us..we have a PPV Tune up match to get ready for. So carry on gold digger..the new Son Of Xtreme has a golden bank account to build.!! Mr. Santos if you will sir..” *Grabs Alex by the ring jacket leading him away from his girl friend*

 

Hang down honey

Honey

XWA Legend

Is In The Backstage Area and says: *So furious I am teared up..I slap the wall with frustration…I begin walking down the hallway passing a viewing room where a few of the guys are yelling and making a commotion ..I compose myself wandering into the room as two wrestlers stand in front of the television jumping up and down high fiving each other obviously enjoying what they are watching. BOth men are too imposing and they do not make a good window as I squeeze through to see what they are watching..I manouever my way to the screen as only my expression is shown as the other two men are buzzing next to me as to what they are watching..I cover my mouth ..thinking for a minute about the magnitude of what I am seeing..I make the descion to tell someone about it as I rush out of the room as the camera follows me.Down the hall past a number of wrestlers and backstage workers as I yell “Where is Alexis?? I need to find her as they point to a room just left of the Gorilla position…I simply push open the door as Alexis is found yelling at her head of creative Erik Richmond.*

 

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Alexis Santos

XWA Owner

In My Private Office and says: *Is startled by the intrusion…that reaction turns into fury quickly as my anger towards Richmond now is bestowed on Honey* “THIS has better be GOOD!! Let me guess Natalie..you are leaving AGAIN to start ANOTHER promotion?? YOu are walking out on the only company that ever made use out of you?? With the day I am having it is just as well to add it to the pile you ungrateful b..*

 

Hang down honey

Honey

XWA Legend

Is In Alexis Backstage Area and says: *Cuts you off COLD* ” Alexis SHUT THE HELL UP for at least one minute of your life…what I have to say is important…but if you dont care about this company then I am sorry I even bothered!!! * turns to walk away..but cant resist..and turns around almost bursting to tell her what I have to say anyways* “Just so you know…two of YOUR boys are in the TV room watching JXW Wrestling and ..”

 

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Alexis Santos

XWA Owner

In My Private Office and says:*Cuts you off* “You interupted me to TELL me THAT?? YOU CAME INTO MY OFFICE TO TELL ME ABOUT JAPANESE WRESTLING!!!?? GET OUT..Get the HELL Out of my office and while you are at it…just leave the building Natalie!! *Brushes papers off the desk in frustration as Richmond scurrys to collect them from the floor*

 

Hang down honey

Honey

XWA Legend

Is In Alexis Backstage Area and says: “You know what your problem is Alexis..you never listen to anyone but yourself…well this time you WILL listen to me..” *Moves her to one side reaches in the top drawer of her desk pulling out a TV remote..I point it to the TV on the far wall as I navigate the channels as Richmond trys to stop me my I keep him at arms length..finally I land on Fyte Network where the last minutes to JXW Wrestling (Formerly the XWAs Main Competition) where everyone in the room suddenly stops cold at what is happening on screen*

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AJ Prophet

Leader Of The Straight Arrow Society

Is on the TV and inside a JXW Ring: * The final moments of the JXW Television show is on the screen as Christian Banner is shown beaten on the ground as I stand over him holding the JWX championship proudly over my head as streamers fill the ring to a thunderous ovation. A replay of me submitting Banner is shown as we are back live where I am on my knees in tears clutching the JXW Champinship as the announcers voice trumpets my shocking victory*

 

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Ross James

JXW Lead Announcer

Is at the ringside announce table and says: “On this night in Osaka Japan that man…AJ Prophet has realized his dream of becoming the world champion and by god its RIGHT HERE in Japanese Xtreme Warfare!! As god as my witness this was one hell of a barn burner and the newest acquistion stands tall as the BRAND NEW WORLD CHAMPION!!”

 

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Erik Richmond

Head Of XWA Creative

Is In Alexis Private Office and says: *Locked on the screen as the camera catches my reaction of pure horror on my face as the very Main Event of our PPV just went up in smoke before my eyes. The Nightmare vs AJ Prophet World Title match has just become an afterthought as one half of the pairing is seen onscreen on the flagship TV show of our main competition…I suddenly freeze as the sudden realization of my firing is evident…I rub my beard…reaching up to my neck removing my lanyard that says “XWA Head Of Creative..I take my time folding it neatly on Alexis desk as no one in the room says a thing with my head down I slowly walk past Honey…then Alexis, feeling her blood red eyes piercing through me like a million daggers I put my hand on the door slowly opening it as not to make a sound as I slip out the door as the camera watches the door close as the camera follows me outside the room as a group of staff are gathered at the door knowing my fate as they part not saying a word as the camera watches me walk the Green Mile down the hall in complete silence….suddenly a shrill screeech comes from inside the office sending the staff scrambling as the door flys open as Alexis stands in the middle of the hallway screaming!!! “Errriiiikkkkkkkkkkkk!!!!!!”

*The show cuts quickly to commercial break*

 

 

 

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XWA Fever Ep. 3 Seg 3. A Debut To Remember…

Adam Mooney

Adam Mooney

The Soundtrack Of Xtreme

Is at The Announce Table and says:  ” Fans for those of you at home I apologize you had to watch that..as a fan of old school wrestling of yesteryear a legend like Harley Grace deserves better. I am sure we will continue to update you as the show goes on of Mr. Graces condition. I am being told the show is going to continue fans and in the ring right now is a man known to US Olympic Fans at the 1992 Power Lifting Champion Kenny Olympia making his XWA debut. Olympia is most famously known for his run in the Global Wrestling Alliance as part of the Harris Family with Bobby The Mind Harris. He has been away from the business for several years as a result of an altercation with the law but Olympia has since made a personal decsion to turn around his life and is back in fighting form and we are fortunate that he is here with us in the Xtreme Wrestling Alliance!!”

 

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*—-*KENNY OLYMPIA *—-*

Olympic Power Lifting Champion

Is Inside The XWA Ring and says: *Unzips my star spangled wrestling ring jacket as my name is announced as I take in a humble applause as I give a wave to the fans folding my ring jacket and handing it to the time keeper as I stretch the ropes waiting on my opponent.*

 

Sven Hanson is coming

XWA VIDEO WALL

Video Play On The Screen and Says: The same video from the week before airs with the Finnish National Anthem playing with highlights of Finlands greatest atheletes competing in all sports. Then short clips of AWX wrestling airs with rare footage of a international competitor airs prompted by an over the top narrator trumpeting his almost non exisitant AWX career…then it stops and an on screen graphic airs and finally we see that the man know as the Mighty Sven (Hanson) is coming soon to the XWA!!The words “Coming Soon” Rotate off the screen and is replaced with Coming…NOW”

 

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Alexis Santos

Owner Of the XWA:

Is in the Backstage Area and Says:* I am standing next to Sven Hanson preparing to showcase my proud “Get” from the AWX when I am handed a letter as I stand next to Erik Richmond who is giving Sven his last minute show notes when suddenly my eyes pop almost out of my head as I finish reading the note. Erik cues to the announcer to announce the arrival of the my newest meal ticket. I suddenly yell out..* “NOooo..Erik..stop…DO NOT LET HIM GO THROUGH THAT CURTAIN!! STOP!!

 

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Erik Richmond

Head Of XWA Creative

Is in The Backstage Area and says: *Whips my head around as I am prepping Sven with his program for the evening* Wadda Ya mean stop..Lexi We are live..the mans music is playin..what is the problem?? *Is handed the letter furiously by Alexis* What the HELL is this?? Its from legal… *Scours the letter with my eyes as I too pop my eyes at its contents. Panic beings to set it*

 

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Alexis Santos

Owner Of the XWA:

Is in the Backstage Area and Says: * Glares at Erik Furiously* The letter says we do NOT have the rights to the character “The Mighty Sven”. Erik..I spent over 700’000 dollars to get this mans contract and to advertise his arrival. This was supposed to be our big defection from AWX. You guaranteed me that you had this locked down. You GUARANTEED me we would show the audience that XWA is the place where all talent wants to be!! Now WHAT?? Now what Erik?? I have a guy here who may as well be a costume coat hanger cause he cant even be “The Mighty Sven…his damn music is playing Erik..this is a TOTAL embarrassment. I don’t do embarrassed easily Erik…I am a millionaire an I own this company and the people who work for me can’t get their act together enough to make sure we had the rights to even put him on air!! I have a mind to just Fi…” *Is suddenly cut off by Erik who is panicking but trying to act collected*

 

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Erik Richmond

Head Of XWA Creative

Is in The Backstage Area and says: “Lexi..Lexi…dont say it..I’ll show ya. I’ll figga this out…*Sweats as the Finnish national anthem is now on its third rotation as the arena fans begin to boo heavily with an apparent no show. I rub my forehead contemplating what to do..I suddenly put my hand on Svens shoulder and looks at him whispering something in his ear as I motion to him to go through the curtain*

 

Sven Hanson is coming

“The Mighty” Sven Hanson

Finnish Superstar

Is In The Backstage Area and says: *Looks annoyed at the disorganization of the promoters as I yell at Alexis before entering the Gorilla Position* “They vear right about you…dis iss total disaster company. You just make sure that zee money iss in dee bank…stupid Americans”

 

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Erik Richmond

Head Of XWA Creative

Is in The Backstage Area and says: *Grabs the headset that communicates with the announce team barking instructions to them with a series of Do’s and Don’ts as I fumble with the production sheet scrambling almost tripping up as I tell the production team to shut off his entrance video and theme music formerly used in the AWX as he talks to the announcers furiously trying to relay the severity of the situation* “I am tellin you…ya can’t use the name “The Mighty Sven”..you can’t talk about his forma characta at all..DO…YOU…UNDASTAND?? No mention not a whipsa!! Just call the match..*Listens as they respond back in absolute chaos* “What do you call him?? *Rubs my head* “Jesus..I don’t care what you call him…we will fix it in post..just don’t call him Sven!! For the love of god watch what you say!!”

 

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Alexis Santos

Owner Of the XWA:

Is in the Backstage Area and Says: *Storms out of the backstage are furiously* “I work with a bunch of morons..a complete bunch of incompetent morons!! Arrrgghhh!! *Is stopped by one of our legal advisors who hands me a large stack of letters as I stop cold knowing this is more bad news..he nods for me to join him in a private office as I glare back at Richmond at Gorilla*

 

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Patience Devine and Gawwwdgus Gavin Glitter

XWA Lead Color Commentators

Is at the ringside announce table and says:

Patience Devine: *Holding my hand over my ear in a state of confusion as we are live on the air and have no idea what is happening back stage she is clearly responding back to Richmond live on air* “What? We cant call Sven..Sven? I mean this is The Mighty Sven Hanson and we cant say his name? Shugga that’s screwed up! “

Gavin Glitter: *Almost falls out of my chair trying to stop Patience from saying the words trying to cover her mouth from a lawsuit. Tries to cough over her name drops as to make them not heard on air* “COUGH COUGH..Shugga baybee..ahh think that we have a “New” wrassler comin out here..yeah..someone we haven’t seen befoah right baby!!?? This guy sure ain’t the Mighty Sven..nope definitely not. Just cus he looks like him, weights the same..had the same music and his name was on the video screen…different guy!! ” *looks over at Mooney trying to whisper but still caught on mic* “Wheew Weee…almost got caut with mah suspenders down!! Ha ha caught that one!!”

 

Sven Hanson is coming

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Definately NOT Sven Hanson:

Is on the Rampway and says: *Enters the arena as the boos dissipate as I get a tepid response as my music and video are completely shut down as I simply walk to the ring pissed as I tear a fans “Sven: Finnish Superman” sign in two pieces. I stomp up the ring steps taking off my gimmick Finnish ring gear…I stand in the corner as the announcer introduces my opponent and then turns to me shrugging to the production team on what to call me*

 

Adam Mooney

Adam Mooney

The Soundtrack Of Xtreme

Is at The Announce Table and says: *Shaking my head at the total disaster that we have in front of us as I am being again yelled at in my ear piece as I yell back live on air* “You are asking ME to name him?? I have a few ideas alright but I am afraid the are NOT appropriate for TV. For Godssakes pull the plug on this guy already!!”

 

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Patience Devine and Gawwwdgus Gavin Glitter

XWA Lead Color Commentators

Is at the ringside announce table and says:

Patience Devine: *Sits racking my brain as we all feel the pressure of the awkward situation* “His name is….uhh…BORK!! Ummm Bork Legacy..no that’s in use…Bork Lavender…no too girly… BORK LAZER..That’s it..that man in front of you is BORK LAZER!! You know..he’s like a space gun..a Lazer!!” *Sits very proud of my creative decision as I look over at Gavin who is so overcome with pride his hands are buried in his hands weeping*

 

Adam Mooney

Adam Mooney

The Soundtrack Of Xtreme

Is at The Ringside Announce Table and says: *Chuckles Under my breath as I go with it* “Perfect Patience!!!…Ladies and gentlemen the proud owners and creative team bring you the long awaited debut of BORK Lazer!! Apparently he wrestled in another league somewhere and decided it was a good idea to sign with the very presitgious XWA…God help you BORK!!”

 

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BORK LAZER

Mightier Than Mighty

Is Inside The XWA Ring and says: *As the ring announcer yells over the mic with extra emphasis “From Helsinki Finland weighing in at 265 pounds, BOOOOOOORRRKKKKKK LAAAAAAZZZZERRR!!!” My eyes widen as I grab the announcer by the lapels threatening violence as I yell to the ringside production team some profanity as I kick the bottom rope out of frustration. I turn my anger towards my opponent as I clobber him unprepared in the corner with a stiff clothesline to the side of the head dropping Olympia to one knee..I pound away with a series of brutal shots to the stomach as Kenny attempts to stand…as he doubles over I sledge him across the back with a number of still forearm smashes that manages to drop him to a knee again..I stop for a moment taunting the fans at ringside as I point and yell at the front row all chanting a very loud “BORK, BORK, BORK” chant. I cover my ears to stop the shrill sounds of the fan taunts*

 

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Erik Richmond

Head Of XWA Creative

Is in The Backstage Area and says: *Pounds on the wall as my new prospect is failing miserably on live TV. I know my ass is going to be handed to me so I try my best to steer the commentary in the right direction as I pipe lines to the announce team but I can’t help but feel like I am being watched so I turn to see a familiar face watching over proceedings as I try to dig myself out of a hole*

 

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PAUL HAMMOND

XWA Senior Authority

Is In The Backstage Area and Says: ” Erik Richmond….it appears WE have ourselves a problem. *Wraps my arm around Erik as we both watch the train wreck that is the match in the ring* “You know Richmond..in the XWA arena booking a match like this was known as a “Career Altering Decision” and you my friend are experiencing that right now! You may ask yourself why would Paul Hammond be interested in MY job. Well you see kind sir if you allow me this volley I may just tell you how to get out of this one!!” *Leans in whispering in Richmond’s ear as Erik seems to nod along at this unheard piece of advice*

 

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*—-*KENNY OLYMPIA *—-*

Olympic Power Lifting Champion

Is Inside The XWA Ring and says: *Meanwhile back inside the ring I keep myself from giving up as the Finnish Power House continues to batter me but he only gets me to one knee and I keep getting up..almost no-selling the offense but the big man keeps laying in the pounding*

 

Bork Lazer

BORK LAZER

Mightier Than Mighty

Is Inside The XWA Ring and says: *Lays in a gut wrenching stomp to the guts and a series of back elbows but each time the Olympian keeps getting up. I back him into the ropes whipping him off the strands to the other side of the ring where I connect with high elevation shoulder tackle finally knocking the strong man to his back. I parade around the ring arms out to the side with the thumbs down signaling for the Torture Rack known as “The Finnisher”. I grab Kenny off the match getting behind him hoisting him in position for the Backbreaker rack as the fans recognize as my finishing hold and boo loudly as I prepare to end the debut of the Olympic Strong man on a sour note with a definitive submission loss*

 

Adam Mooney

Adam Mooney

The Soundtrack Of Xtreme

Is at The Ringside Announce Table and says: “Fans this one will be over early..looks like old BORK here is known for his submission training in Finland and has put many a man away with this hold..this has been a decidedly one sided affair and this is not the debut that Ken Olympia thought he was going to have when he planned his return…Bork Lazer is on route to an easy debut match for his debut in the XWA.”

 

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Patience Devine and “Gawwwdgus” Gavin Glitter

XWA Lead Color Commentators

Is at the ringside announce table and says:

Gavin Glitter: “Whoooo Weeee…This Lazer guy is gettin it dun QUICK!!! That’s an impressive start to his XWA career.”

Patience Devine: “Hes got sumthin’ in common with you shugga…you get it dun quick too baybee!! ” Chuckles as I stare into the monitor trying not to laugh at Gavin who doesn’t know if he should be insulted or proud*

 

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*—-*KENNY OLYMPIA *—-*

Olympic Power Lifting Champion

Is Inside The XWA Ring and says:*Bounces up and down in the brutal trappings of the big Finnish warriors Backbreaker…I twist my body just as the ref looks to be about to signal for the bell..I slip out of the move..dropping behind the man now dubbed “Bork” ..before he can turn around I seize the moment I slide my two big powerful arms underneath his arm pits and locking them together behind his head in a deep Full Nelson hold..as Bork fights to get out I cinch upon the hold..lifting him off his feet then wildly swings him around in several 360 degree rotations before planting him firmly to the mat in front of me as he is sat on his butt as I lay in the pressure as the big Finns arms dangle powerlessly to the side as I literally pry his neck downwards applying maximum pressure…I lean in over him pressing down with all my might as Bork tries to get to his feet but I power him back down this time leaning over top of him locked in VERY tight…suddenly the big Finns arms drop as much as they can as the ref checks on him…then it happens…the ref looks at the Lazers condition and calls for the bell to a shocked pop from the fans!!! I throw the limp lifeless body of Bork Lazer off to the side in a heap as he is lifeless from the pressure of the hold as the XWA arena erupts with my shocking win!!

 

Adam Mooney

Adam Mooney

The Soundtrack Of Xtreme

Is at The Ringside Announce Table and says: “Fans…and so goes the short career of one Bork Lazer..who on this night was anything BUT Mighty!! Kenny Olympia with a SHOCKING Upset here on the highly touted Sve…*Cuts myself off quickly and resets* over the highly touted …BORK Lazer!! I know for FACT that SOMEONE lost the barn and house on that one!!”

 

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*—-*KENNY OLYMPIA *—-*

Olympic Power Lifting Champion

Is Inside The XWA Ring and says: *Stands over the former Sven Hanson with a smug grin on my face as I wipe the sweat off my brow symbolically throwing it you as I raise my arms in victory as my name is announced..the fans now emphatically cheer me mixed with a “Holy Shit” chant at the sudden unexpected victory. I slide out of the ring holding my ribs slightly selling the effects of Lazer’s attack as I slap hands with the fans as I exit up the ramp to a warm response…behind me the music of a familiar face BLARES away as I am suddenly stirred, I swing around..on the large video wall in front of me the words “IRON EAGLE” scrolls across its large view screen to a huge pop*

 

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((((*****IRON EAGLE*****))))

THE HERO YOU NEED!! AMERICAS FAVORITE SON.

Is on the rampway and says: *Rockets through the curtain with the U.S. flag propped over my right shoulder proudly..I stop next to Kenny Olympia as he doesn’t know whether I am going to attack him or shake his hand…I do neither simply honoring his victory as an American with a proud salute as I stand still momentarily honoring this proud defeat of the “Foreigner”.  I run the rampway sliding into the ring where Bork is being helped by the referee after his shocking defeat. I try to start a big “U.S.A., U.S.A”. chant that seemingly never comes…I look at “Sven” who is being helped to his feet as I look around and waves the U.S. Flag in front of him as he holds his neck almost unable to stand without the refs assistance but appears in no condition to fight as he looks to exit the ring. I swiftly and suddenly turn the Flag pole on its end and blasts him in the back of the legs sweeping him off his feet as the ref tries to stop me. I pick him up and sets him over in the corner and warns him not to interfere. I rush Sven again driving the flag pole into his back followed with a series of very stiff kick shots to the head and stomach rendering him unconscious. I pull him mid-ring as I hold him dangling from his ring gear strap that I hold tightly in my grip as he flails at my mercy on his knees. I drag him to his feet as I pull him into my hold and delivers a solid high elevation Patriot Missile Slam (Rock Bottom) I stand over the foreign foe planting the flag on his chest as I stand in full salute before a now loudly booing crowd.*

 

Adam Mooney

Adam Mooney

The Soundtrack Of Xtreme

Is at The Ringside Announce Table and says: *Looks very concerned at the harshness of the delivery of the American angle* “Fans..no matter what country you are from there is never a need for this brand of extreme patriotism. This man the Iron Eagle is an American Idealistic Radical and his act is getting very heavy handed. As much as I am not a fan of “BORK” I do not condone this twisted form of patriotism of the Iron Patriot. This is NOT my U.S.A.he is defending…fans more after the break..” *Looks over at Patience and Gavin not surprised by their interpretation of proceedings*

 

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Patience Devine and “Gawwwdgus” Gavin Glitter

XWA Lead Color Commentators

Is at the ringside announce table and says:

Patience Devine: *Standing on my chair saluting the Iron Eagle and the flag reciting “God Bless America” oblivious to the surrounding boos. I am struck in the head with a wildly launched soda cup unfortunately full of a dark cola drenching me in its sugary sweetness. I still stand on my chair drenched in cola throwing a fit like a 5 year old petulant child*

Gavin Glitter: *Watches the fans wondering why the boos are circulating for the Real American Hero the Iron Eagle I try to wave down the fans boos but Patience is hit in the side of the head with a projectile soft drink cup dousing her in Coke. I rush to her aid chastising the turncoat ringside fans as I wave security to intervene*

 

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Erik Richmond

Head Of XWA Creative

Is in The Backstage Area and says: *Looking almost relieved that we managed to save the segment. I look at Hammond thanking him for his hail Mary call on the booking of the segment as I suddenly hear a racket and yelling in a corner office as Alexis storms through the doors waving a full stack of papers and getting in my face* “Lexi…we saved the segment.. got it back….we made a star out there with Kenny…don’t worry!!”

 

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Alexis Santos

Owner Of the XWA:

Is in the Backstage Area and Says: “Don’t you DARE look at me with that “I saved the world” attitude Richmond…to be honest not only did you NOT save this show YOU killed it. You know all those AWX contacts you claim to have assisted with??? Well guess what..yes we own the talent but looks like you overlooked one small detail….YOU DIDN’T SIGN OVER THE INTELLECTUAL PROPERTY RIGHTS.We do not own the right to have any of the former AWX talents ‘Characters, properties or intellectual rights on our show!! You ****** moron. This will ruin everything..this show tonight..the PPV!! Erik Richmond you have exactly 1 week to fix this before the PPV or YOU ARE FIRED!!! Arrrggghhhh!!!” *Slaps the stack of legal letters on Richmond’s chest as they fall all over the ground as he stands there a wounded man.*

 

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PAUL HAMMOND

XWA Senior Authority

Is In The Backstage Area and Says: *Stands back rubbing my chin covering my smile with my hand as I watch the beginning of the end playing out right in front of me*

 

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Alex Santos

Second Generation Blue Chipper

Is In The Backstage Area and Says: *Hears the disruption as I walk into the backstage studio as my mother careens by me in a furious state…I watch on confused…then I turn to my trusted advisor Paul as Erik as well walks by me trying to catch up with my Mother* “Paul..what’s going on out here?? ..I heard the noise from down the hall…what’s wrong with Mom??”

 

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PAUL HAMMOND

XWA Senior Authority

Is In The Backstage Area and Says: *Wipes away my smile and replaces it with a phony look of calm and collectiveness* “Alex my boy…don’t worry your little self. Everything is FINE. As for you, go back to the dressing room and suit up….you have one final message to send to your friend and mine DETOX a little later tonight!!” *Alex listens as I pat him on the back as he goes to put on his wrestling gear for an unknown event I have planned as I whisper to myself as the camera picks it up* “Everything is gonna be just FINE Alex my boy!!…ha ha…Just FINE”

 

**Cuts to Commercial**

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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XWA Fever Ep.3 Seg.4: Iron Eagle State of the Union address

Adam Mooney

Adam Mooney

The Soundtrack Of Xtreme

Is at The Announce Table and says: *The backstage chaos continues as we sit nervously at our post at the announce table unsure what names we can legally say and what names we can’t. I look up at Iron Eagle pacing the ring and whispers into my mic “Iron Eagle is still good right?”. I’m given the okay and I clear my throat…* “Ah… welcome back fans! We just witnessed a stunning up set before the break! Kenny…er…ah Olympia submitted XWA new comer Mig…er…ah…Bork Lazer! Iron Eagle is still pacing the ring after shall we say showing Bork Lazer how he felt about Bork’s performance tonight! I…” *The X-tron flickers to life cutting me off. I lean back in my chair relief washing over me as I had no idea where I was going with that last piece of commentary.*

 

Shattered Dream

You Will Never Forget The Name….

~{{{SHATTERED DREAM}}}~

Is in the Backstage Area and Says: *A shot of the production truck is shown on the X-tron. I storm into the shot and marches up the stairs and tears open the door of the production truck. The camera follows as shouting is heard in the truck.  The camera peers into the truck and find me throttling a production assistant completely out of character…* “WHERE DID THAT VIDEO COME FROM!? WHOSE IDEA WAS TO PUT IT ON THE AIR!?” *The production assistant flails helplessly while screaming “I don’t know! I don’t know!”

 

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Erik Richmond

Head Of XWA Creative

Is in The Production Truck and says: *I burst into the production truck looking haggard and grabs Shattered Dream’s arm trying to free the production assistant.* “Dustin! Dustin! whataya doin!?Stop bro! Put the man down we’ll get to the bottom of dis!”

 

Shattered Dream

You Will Never Forget The Name….

~{{{SHATTERED DREAM}}}~

Is in the Production Truck and Says: *I let the production assistant drop to the floor and grabs Richmond by his collars and slams him up against the nearest wall.* “ARE YOU BEHIND THIS RICHMOND?! IS THIS YOUR IDEA OF A SICK JOKE?! PARADE A MY FAMILY! MY DAUGHTER ON TV?! FOR WHAT? TO GET A REACTION OUT OF ME?! IS THIS YOUR IDEA OF MUST SEE TV?!” MY PERSONAL LIFE?!”

 

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Erik Richmond

Head Of XWA Creative

Is in The Production Truck and says: *I struggle gasping for air as Shattered Dream’s hand clasps around my throat.* “Dustin! *cough* Dustin! C’mon bro you know me! There ain’t nuthin more important to me than family to me bro! I would nevah authorize sumthin like dis. Put me down and lemme help ya bro!” *Shattered pauses for a moment deciding whether to believe me or take my head off. Finally Shattered releases me letting me drop to the floor. I massage my throat and looks around the room…* “Alright whose in charge heah?” A nervous looking man stands up identifying himself as Steve the production manager.* “Where the hell did that video come from Steve, and who authorized you to air it?” *Steve grabs a large brown envelope off a table and hands it shakily to me, saying it was in the envelope with the rest of the promo videos and on the list as “Shattered Dream post match”. I take the envelope emptying the contents on the table. I look through the tapes until I find the one labeled “Shattered Dream post match” I examine the tape turning it over in my hand. I see the front label and my eyes widen in shock. I slowly look from the tape to Shattered Dream then hands him the tape.*

 

Shattered Dream

You Will Never Forget The Name….

~{{{SHATTERED DREAM}}}~

Is in the Production Truck and Says: *I take the tape from Richmond and stares at the label. Seething I slam the tape down on the table and storms out of the production truck. The camera zooms in on the tape and the image of a sheep mask on the front label. The X-tron goes black and the show returns to a shot of the announce table.*

 

Adam Mooney

Adam Mooney

The Soundtrack Of Xtreme

Is at The Announce Table and says:  *For once I’m not caught unawares with the camera on me.* “My God that was… that was an image of a sheep mask on that tape! What does this mean? Is the Macray Family targeting Shattered Dream and his family?!”

 

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Patience Devine and Gawwwdgus Gavin Glitter

XWA Lead Color Commentators

Is at the ringside announce table and says:

Gavin: “Nevah mind dat Mooney! Who da hell still uses video tapes anymore!”

Patience: *twirls in my chair paying absolutely no attention to what’s been happening. I come to a stop facing the other two…* “WHEEEEEE! Hey sugah whose Dustin? Whoa I’m dizzy!” *Lays my head down on the announce table to stop everything from spinning. Gavin strokes my hair comforting me while Mooney rolls his eyes and shakes his head.*

 

Adam Mooney

Adam Mooney

The Soundtrack Of Xtreme

Is at The Announce Table and says: “I still can’t believe that you’re an attorney. Anyway, time will tell what game Wyatt Macray and the Macray family are playing with Shattered Dream! Right now Iron Eagle is pacing the ring and looks like he has something to say! Lets listen in!”

 

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((((*****IRON EAGLE*****))))

THE HERO YOU NEED!! AMERICAS FAVORITE SON.

Is in the XWA Ring and says: *I get my cue that the camera is on me and stops pacing. I looks directly into the camera and brings the mic to my lips…* “That right there” *gestures towards the X-Tron* “That’s what’s wrong with this great country today! Shattered Dream comes from a broken home and he in turn produces another broken home! When does the cycle end? I say to you all it’s time for some one to stand up for our rights, our freedoms, our liberties, and our way of life and that time is now and that someone is me! No longer will I stand by while our American sensibilities are offended! No longer will I stand by while injustices take place! No longer will I stand by while our liberties and freedoms are trampled upon! You all witnessed the first step here tonight! XWA took a job that could have been given a better qualified American and gave it to a bumbling incapable fool called “The Mighty”, and I use that term loosely, Sven Hansen!” *Out of the corner of my eye I see the ring announcer motioning to me frantically but I ignore it continuing my tirade.* “Hansen’s only claim to fame is getting nutbombed by another job stealing foreigner Meng Lao!” *At the mention of Lao’s name the fans erupt into a “We want Meng” chant* *Pauses a moment to let the chant wear itself out* “Wyatt Macray and I don’t agree on much but he’s right about one thing though! You people ARE a bunch of sheep! I aim to fix all of that starting with those Ruskies, Vladimir and Nikita Maximov! Myself and “Bucksaw Jim D-…” *My mic cuts out to my confusion and both the ref and the ring announcer frantically motion to me. I make my way to them and we huddle in discussion as the camera looks on. When the Ring announcer and the ref finish I look at them and audibly say “Are you serious?”

 

Adam Mooney

Adam Mooney

The Soundtrack Of Xtreme

Is at The Announce Table and says: *I try to cover up for the discussion going on in the ring between the Ring announcer, the ref and Iron Eagle cluing Iron Eagle in on the legal situation involving the use of the name “Mighty” Sven Hansen among others.* “It ah..appears that Iron Eagle is having some mic troubles! I’m not sure what the conversation is about maybe Iron Eagle wants the ref or the ring announcer to grab him another mic!”

 

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Patience Devine and Gawwwdgus Gavin Glitter

XWA Lead Color Commentators

Is at the ringside announce table and says:

Patience: “huh? There’s nothing wrong with Iron Eagle’s mic. They just cut it because he kept saying Mighty S…” *Gavin slaps his hand over my mouth to stop me from saying the name.*

Gavin: “Dang gurl why can’t you geddet through yo head that we ain’t suppose say “Mighty” Sven Hansen on the air?! Damit gurl look what you made me do!” *Mooney throws his hand in the air in disbelief.*

 

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((((*****IRON EAGLE*****))))

THE HERO YOU NEED!! AMERICAS FAVORITE SON.

Is in the XWA Ring and says: *The conference with the ref and ring announcer ends and I make my way back to the middle of the ring trying to reorganize my thoughts on the fly and salvage this promo. Clearing my throat I look directly into the camera again. I tap the mic a couple of times to make sure it’s back on then raises the mic to my lips…* “As I was saying, my tag team partner and I will send those Ruskies all the way back to the U.S.S.R.! That my fellow Americans is a promise!

 Last week I watched in the back as D-Dorian Apollo” *momentarily stutter on the name unsure if it can be said on the air. I quickly recover and continue.* “Let me say that again. Last week I watched in the back as Dorian Apollo came out to this ring prancing about and offending the American sensibility! I am ashamed to say that I stood idly by and did nothing! That my fellow Americans will NEVER happen again and THAT is a promise!

Now I know some of you are unsure! Some of you may even think that someone like Kenny Olympia is a better American roll model than yours truly simply because he won an Olympic medal! A great accomplishment indeed! But lets face it, the Olympic committee is a cesspool of corruption! I’m sure it wasn’t hard for ol’ Kenny to pay a few officials to look the other way while he used chemicals to win the gold medal! Some of you may not be aware of it but Kenny Olympia spent the last FIVE years is prison CONVICTED for drug trafficking! Kenny would still be in prison today if he hadn’t turned on his fellow drug smugglers for a lighter sentence! Kenny Olympia is a CHEATER, a CRIMINAL, and on top of that he’s UNTRUSTWORTHY!  Kenny Olympia is no American hero! Kenny Olympia is a cancer upon this great nation! I ask you all to help me make XWA great again! Stand and show me your support by reciting the Pledge of Allegiance with me! *I hold the American flag aloft and places my right hand over  my heart and leads the few fans who stand in reciting the Pledge of Allegiance.*

 

Adam Mooney

Adam Mooney

The Soundtrack Of Xtreme

Is at The Announce Table and says: *Gavin and Patience both quickly jump to their feet. Patience climbs up on the announce table with some assistance from Gavin and both place their hands over their hearts and join Iron Eagle in the Pledge of Allegiance. Patience screams it out at the top of her voice much to the chagrin of anyone within earshot. Suddenly there’s murmur in the crowd as Kenny Olympia steps out on the stage and walks half way down the ramp all the while glaring and pointing at Iron Eagle in the ring.* “Fans we have to take a commercial break and…wait a minute Kenny Olympia has come back out here and he doesn’t look happy! Who could blame him? Kenny Olympia has made his fare share of mistakes in his life and he would be the first to admit it but I’m sure he isn’t too happy about having his personal life aired out on national television!”

 

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*—-*KENNY OLYMPIA *—-*

Olympic Power Lifting Champion

Is on the XWA Rampway and says: *I continue to make my way to ringside as Iron Eagle taunts me daring me to make a move. I charge to the ring sliding in under the bottom rope quickly getting to my feet. Iron Eagle vacates the ring  and hops the guard rail stopping a few rows in to taunt and laugh at me. I quickly give chase rolling out of the ring and jumping the guard rail. I chase Iron Eagle through the rabid fans until we both disappear out of sight somewhere in the bowels of the arena and the show goes to a commercial break.*

XWA Fever Ep. 3 Segment 2: Dreams of the past…

Adam Mooney

Adam Mooney

The Soundtrack Of Xtreme

Is at the Ringside Announce Table and Says: *The show returns from commercial break. There’s a long pause as Alexis continues to chew me out in my headset over my outburst during the last segment. finally I clear my throat to address the fans at home.* “Welcome back fans! I like to apologize for getting a little carried away during the last segment! I’ve been a fan of Harley Grace since I was a young boy and I got a little hot about the despicable treatment of the legend by our so called champion Nightmare! Grace suffered a leg injury and a laceration to his face and had to be helped from the ring. But Grace being the tough son of a gun that he is, refused to be taken out on a gurney. Instead he was helped to the back by Super J and Ricky Dragonblood. Our Cameras caught up to Super J in the back as Harley was being loaded in the Ambulance. Take a look at what went down during the commercial break!”

 

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ANTHONY SHIFFONE

XWA Roving Back Stage Reporter

Is in the Backstage Area and Says: *I  race down a corridor towards the loading bay with cameraman in tow. I push through a door and the camera glimpses Grace in the ambulance. The doors of the ambulance close and it speeds away from the building with lights flashing. I cautiously approach The Super J Monster timidly clearing my throat trying to get his attention.* “Ah..Mister..Mister Super J sir? I’m Anthony Shiffone XWA’s roving back stage reporter. After the heinous attack on your friend and mentor Harley Grace you must be upset and…” *Before I can finish Super J grabs the shoulder of my jacket half lifting me off the floor..*

 

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<<<(((SUPER “J” MONSTER)))>>>

“That What You Fear The Most”

Is in the Loading Bay and Says: *I rip the mic out of Shiffone’s hand and shakes him violently. “Upset?! UPSET?! Harley Grace is the toughest son of a b*tch I’ve ever known and I just put him in an ambulance screaming in agony! Upset doesn’t come close to describing what I am right now! Harley was suppose to be honored here tonight instead he was attacked by four cowards half his age! Don’t get me wrong in a fair fight Harley could have take em all without breaking a sweat! They had to attack from behind they couldn’t take him man to man! Attacked by a couple of clowns, a pansy in a fur coat and a Bonesaw Jack wannbe!” *Fans start a healthy “Bonesaw” chant. I nod acknowledging the chant.*

“Unknown, you’re nothing but a cheap imitation! I’ve been in the ring with the real deal and you know what the difference is? I pounded Bonesaw’s face into hamburger and he came back for more! I bounced Bonesaw’s skull off the concrete floor twice and he came back for more! Hell I ripped his godd*mned ear off and he came back for more! You Unknown, you took one shot from The Super J monster and you ran with your tail tucked between your legs! You can run all you want big man! There’s nowhere you can run that I won’t find you!

Vejitto, I’m gonna take great pleasure pounding that pretty boy face into pudding! I hope you know a good plastic surgeon because you’re gonna need it little man! As for the clowns The Super J Monster will wipe the smile off your faces permanently! Ed is dead he just don’t know it yet and Nightmare I’m gonna save you for last! When I’ve stripped away every last bit of insulation around you and you’re all alone then I’ll show what nightmares are all about!

I haven’t forgotten about you Alexis Santos and Erik Richmond! You two put this little party together! I know you set Harley up! Stay the hell out of my way if you know what’s good for you! There’s nothing on God’s green earth you can do to protect your “Boy” from me! His fate was sealed the moment he put his hands on Harley! Get in my way and I’ll have no qualms about putting my hands on the both of you!” *Throws down the mic and shoves Shiffone to the floor. I push past the cameraman knocking him to the floor knocking the camera view askew.*

 

Adam Mooney

Adam Mooney

The Soundtrack Of Xtreme

Is at the Ringside Announce Table and Says: *The backstage footage ends and once again I am caught unaware that I am live on the air. I sit leaning back in my chair picking my nose. I remove my finger from my nose closely examining it. Alexis screams in my ear and I sit bolt upright hastily wiping my hand on my pants.* “Alright we are back LIVE! The Wicked Clowns, Unknown and Vejitto better be watching over their shoulders cause The Super J Monsters is coming for em! What say you Gavin and Patience?” *massages my temples completely mortified, unsure how much the fans saw at home. I glare at the director for failing to give me my cue.*

 

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Patience Devine and “Gawwwwddddguss” Gavin Glitter

***XWA Lead Color Commentators***

Are at the Ringside Announce Table and say:

Gavin: *looks at Mooney in disgust.* “Were you just pickin yo nose Mooney?! What the hell man?! I shook yo hand when we came out here!” *furiously wipes my hands on my pants trying to wipe away the Mooney germs.*

Patience: *I pull my purse out from under the announce table and digs through it pulling  out a small bottle of hand sanitizer and tosses it to Gavin.* “Here shugga use that. Should we maybe wipe down the whole announce table? I mean I don’t want any Mooney cooties or anything.”

 

Adam Mooney

Adam Mooney

The Soundtrack Of Xtreme

Is at the Ringside Announce Table and Says: *My face reddens as I try to signal to cut Patience and Gavin’s mics to no avail.* “Alright that’s enough you two. Let’s get back to the action! He makes his return to the squared circle here tonight! He’s a second generation wrestler! The son of The American Way Dusty Dream! He is the bizarre one! You’ll never forget the name of Shattered Dream!!!” *Gavin can be audibly heard in the background saying “I’ll never forget you pickin’ yo damn nose!” Gavin, Patience and I begin to bicker on the air and our mics are cut abruptly.*

 

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JON BUNDY

What A Nice Guy!

Is the Ring and Says: *Having already made my entrance during the backstage segment I pace the ring rolling my shoulders and neck loosening up awaiting my opponent. I remove my ring jacket handing it to the attendant and leans back in the corner as the lights go out momentarily. The spotlights come back on bathing the entire stage, ramp and ring in golden yellow light.*

 

Shattered Dream

You Will Never Forget The Name….

SHATTERED DREAM

Is at the Gorilla Position and Says: *A director’s Clapper-board is heard snapping to and my entrance theme begins as “Shattered Gold Productions”  appears on the X-tron in elegant black cursive letters on a metallic gold background. metallic golden confetti rains down from the rafters on to the capacity crowd. I step out on to the stage in a metallic gold robe trimmed with white feathers and basks in the golden yellow spotlights. I survey the crowd through my mask of gold face paint a sneer on my black painted lips. I gracefully make my way down the ramp to the ring side area. I climb the ring steps and steps through the ropes. I remove my robe to reveal a metallic gold full body suit. I hand the robe to the ring attendant. I remove my long platinum blond wig and places it on the end of the ring post then turns facing my opponent on the other side of the ring. I crouch in the corner waiting for the bell.

 

Adam Mooney

Adam Mooney

The Soundtrack Of Xtreme

Is at the Ringside Announce Table and Says: “There you are folks they don’t call him the Bizarre one for nothing! Shattered Dream as many of you know but some of you may not, is the son of one and the only “American Way” Dusty Dream! Shattered Dream wrestled for many years as Dustin Dream before stepping out of his father’s shadow and into the persona of Shattered Dream!”

Fans tonight is a night of debuts! Up next after this match is long awaited Debut of the AWX legend..” *Pauses a moment rereading that line on my schedule sheet* “..uh..Yes the AWX legend “The Mighty” Sven Hansen!

 

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Patience Devine and “Gawwwwddddguss” Gavin Glitter

***XWA Lead Color Commentators***

Are at the Ringside Announce Table and say:

Gavin: *Looks around at all the glittering golden confetti still falling in the arena* “Gold glitter? Dat gotta be a copyright infringement righ dere! I may have to talk to my lawyer! Wait did you say that “The Mighty” Sven Hanson is going to be here? T’night? OH LARDY! DAT GONNA BE HAWT! HAWT! HAWT!

Patience: “AWX wanted me to jump ship back in the day to manage “The Mighty” Sven Hansen! I almost did it but I just couldn’t leave my shugga behind! Oh and speaking as your lawyer shugga it’s all good. That’s golden confetti not glitter it’s not the same thing.”

 

Adam Mooney

Adam Mooney

The Soundtrack Of Xtreme

Is at the Ringside Announce Table and Says: “Wait, wait, wait!  Patience, are you trying to telling me you’re a lawyer? An actual licensed attorney? How in the hell could YOU ever possibly pass the bar exam?” *The bickering resumes and our mics are cut again.*

 

Shattered Dream

You Will Never Forget The Name….

SHATTERED DREAM

Is in the Ring and Says: *The Ref calls for the bell to start the match and I crawl out of the corner on all fours towards my opponent who stop nervously not sure what to make of me. I rise to my feet directly in front of Bundy. Still hesitant Bundy reluctantly locks up with me in a collar and elbow tie up. I quickly transition to a go behind waist lock. Instead of attempting any kind of move I run my hands suggestively up and down Bundy’s chest and abdomen. Bundy freaks out pulling away from me and yells at the ref and me while kicking the bottom rope in frustration and embarrassment. The Ref manages to calm Bundy down and we attempt another collar and elbow tie up.  Bundy catches me off guard with kick to the stomach doubling me over. Bundy follows up with a series of clubbing forearms to the back then backs me into the nearest corner. Bundy attempts to Irish whip me to the opposite corner. I reverse the whip sending him crashing into the corner. I follow him in with crushing clothesline nearly taking him off his feet. I quickly scale the middle rope and rains down 9 punches on Bundy’s prone head. I pause for a moment for dramatic effect then plants a full on open mouthed kiss on Bundy who flails helplessly in the corner. I release the lip lock and drops to the mat facing Bundy. I slide my hand up my body while drawing in a sucking breath all the while offensively close to Bundy. Bundy sputters wiping his mouth trying to get the taste of me out of it. Bundy strikes out raking my eyes and spitting on me. H rakes my eyes again and backs me out of the corner along the ropes. Bundy whips me into the opposite ropes and drops his head looking for a back body drop. I stop directly in front of him and drops flat backed to the mat and catches the surprised Bundy with solid uppercut jacking his jaw and sending him reeling back against the ropes. I quickly get to my feet and whips Bundy into the ropes catching him coming off with a leaping butt drop. Bundy’s face ricochets off my posterior sending him crashing to the mat. Sensing that the end is near the fans call for my finisher the “Director’s cut” (curtain call). I circle behind Bundy as he gets to his feet in a daze. I hook Bundy’s head under my arm tipping backwards then grabs a handful of Bundy’s trunks and lifts him high in the air then plants him in the middle of the ring with the “Director’s cut” (curtain call). I pounce on top of Bundy rather than hooking the leg I sprawl across Bundy’s prone body in suggestive manner. The ref hesitates for a moment shaking his head at my unconventional pin attempt then slaps the mat…1…2…3!*

 

Adam Mooney

Adam Mooney

The Soundtrack Of Xtreme

 Is at the Ringside Announce Table and Says: *The bickering finally gets brought to an end and I look at my monitor then at the ring realizing that the match is over and we never made a single call in the match. trying to gloss it over I clear my throat.* “The Bizarre one Shattered Dream doesn’t get paid by the hour folks and has made short work of Jon Bundy! Bundy is still a nice guy, he still has that going for him I guess! Don’t forget fans coming up after the break it’s the one and the only “The Mighty Sven Hansen! I…” *loses my train of thought as the lights in the arena go out.*

 

Shattered Dream

You Will Never Forget The Name….

SHATTERED DREAM

Is in the Ring and Says: *I stand on the middle ropes playing up the fans as the arena goes dark. I drop back to the mat in confusion as to what is happening. The X-tron flickers to life behind me. I turn looking at the screen and my jaw drops in shock as I see an image of my then 3 year old daughter walking down the isle to the ring dressed in a gold dress carrying a little gold handbag looking like a miniature of my ex wife and former manager Simmone. Stunned I stare at the 17 year old footage. The original audio has been removed and replaced with a bone chilling rendition of “He’s got the whole world in his hands”. The video continues as my daughter prances around the ring then jumps into my smiling, waiting arms giving me a big hug and a kiss on the cheek. I lay down on my back and my daughter playfully pounce on my chest while my laughing ex wife slaps the mat 1..2..3.  The audio begins to slow down to an incomprehensible, drawn out warble and the video freezes on an image of my smiling daughter waving to the fans. The audio stops completely and a hole melts through the picture of my daughter on the screen like a projector light melting a piece of film.

The screen goes blank and the lights turn back on. I stand stock still staring at the now blank screen. Out of the corner of my eye I see Bundy slumping in the corner still in the ring. Seething I take my anger out on Bundy drilling him with a vicious uppercut knocking him senseless. I then hook Bundy’s legs over the ropes one on each side of the turnbuckle leaving him wide open. I pause for a moment breathing heavily then connects with a hellacious full force kick between the uprights that I call “Shattered Nights” (Shattered Dreams). Bundy launches out of the corner crashing in a heap at my feet flailing about like a fish out of water clutching his boys and screaming in agony. I storm out of the ring and up the ramp ignoring the fans and everything else as disappear through the curtains.*

 

Adam Mooney

Adam Mooney

The Soundtrack Of Xtreme

Is at the Ringside Announce Table and Says: “Fans I cannot believe what we’ve just witnessed. That was footage of Dustin Reynolds’ AKA Shattered Dream’s 3 year old daughter Montana from 17 years ago at a house show in Dustin’s home town of Austin Texas. It was Dustin’s birthday and as a special surprise for him, Dustin’s wife Tawni AKA Simmone brought little Montana to the ring to celebrate Dustin’s birthday! I cannot believe someone would stoop so low as to taunt Shattered Dream with that footage! It was absolutely sick and disgusting!”

 

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Patience Devine and “Gawwwwddddguss” Gavin Glitter

***XWA Lead Color Commentators***

Are at the Ringside Announce Table and say:

Gavin: “I can’t believe what I just witnessed neither! Woo po Jon Bundy! He might have to clear his throat to find his “boys” if ya know wut a mean Mooney! Dang! I felt that one down heah at the announce table!”

Patience: *shaking uncontrollably* “That music was spooky..I..I think I wet myself a little, shugga.” *Gavin almost has his arm around me to comfort me then jumps back in disgust.*

 

Adam Mooney

Adam Mooney

The Soundtrack Of Xtreme

Is at the Ringside Announce Table and Says: On that note, folks don’t touch that dial! There’s much more still to come here tonight including the long awaited debut of “The Mighty” Sven Hansen and it’s next after the break! Don’t miss it!” *show goes to a Capitol Video commercial.*

X.W.A. Fever Ep. 3 Kansas Legend City Tear Down

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“Kean” Dean Oakland

Host Of The Channel 5 Wrestling Hotline

Is inside the XWA Ring and says: *The show opens cold without an intro or pyro live from the Kansas City State Arena long time home of the old promotion Global Wrestling Alliance. I stand in the ring amidst a sea of legendary performers on the rampway clapping on the hometown hero including Dusty Dream, Brock Nicolas, Billy Golden, and Richard Dragonblood.  I stand mid-ring with Kansas City Wrestling Legend Harley Grace to a warm “Thank You Harley” chant. I hold in my hand a large plaque* “Thank you wrestling fans..its good to see Kansas City still has the passion for professional wrestling!! Fans, tonight we have a very special treat for long time fans of wrestling in this city. For years as part of the Global Wrestling Alliance these men that stand before you on that ramp sold out house after house and paved the way for every one in that very dressing room and others around the world. Tonight..we celebrate one of Kansas Cities own…the former three time GWA World Champion..Handsome Harley Grace!! Harley welcome home!! What do you have to say to these home town fans here tonight!!??

 

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“Handsome” Harley Grace

G.W.A. Legend (3 X World Champion)

Is inside the XWA Ring and says:* The camera zooms in on my grizzled face as a wave of emotion wash over me as I fill up trying to chase the words but the audience bathes me in a “Harley Harley” chant as I fight back the emotion and getting dead serious as I did for so many years back in the day* “Well Dean…Its been a long long time to come back to Kansas inside a wrestling ring  but just like everynight that I laced up the boots and defended that world title It still feels like home!! *Huge Pop* ” I look around at the men…and I don’t use that term much anymore..that stand in this ring with me and can’t help but think we could do it all over again!! *A “One More Match” chant begins* “Ill tell you something every person that stepped between the ropes with Harley Grace left with a measure of respect for this business and the men that stand behind me can attest to that. With the exception to a appearance for the AWX last year I have been retired from this sport for the past 20 years and I am here to send a message to the young talent that exists in this company today. To the men and ladies that make up XWA old Handsome Harley has got some advice to bestow upon you… cause I am …The Best thi…” *The fans complete Harleys saying for him ..”…Thing GOING TODAY!!” *Follows with a large cheer as Harley begins to well up in appreciation*

 

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Alexis Santos

Owner of The XWA

is Backstage and says: *Standing next to the backstage monitor watching the legends in the ring shaking my head* “Erik…HOW is THIS? Entertaining? You are using my valuable TV time on these fossils?? After last week with the announce team and now this week you open MY show with this?? You are on VERY shaky ground with me!! *Glares at Richmond as he begs off in the moment but as usual has an answer for everything*

 

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Erik Richmond

Chief Creative Team Member

is Backstage and says: “Lexi..Lexi.. You know I wouldn’t let you down bro..I hadda sell some tickets heaah tunite and Kansas city has not had a wrestling sell out in 20 years especially not for the XWA.. so I gave these guys a pay day as a way to get people in tha building! Don’t worry..they wont be out thea fa long. I told Oakland ya got 4 minutes and make it snappy. If he goes one second ova I am pullin the plug…Trust me on this Lex…TRUST Me!” *Looks back at the screen as I am stared down by my boss feeling suddenly very small in my large space*

 

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Adam Mooney

The Soundtrack Of Xtreme

Is at the ringside announce table and says: *Completely ignores the fact that Alexis and Erik were just on screen as I take my cue.* “Fans it is truly a privilege to be here on tonight as we here at XWA pay tribute to a true pioneer in the wrestling business “Handsome” Harley Grace!

Before I go any farther I first must apologize for my outburst last week. Calling the play by play for a major wrestling promotion can be very stressful as is running said promotion. Though many of you may not know it, this head set I wear each week isn’t to keep out the noise of the crowd nor am I listening music while I work. I have a voice in each ear giving me guidance and direction to keep the show flowing. Last week things got heated after an on air promo for Sven Hanson aired that unfortunately we found somewhat amusing. I was unprofessional then and I was unprofessional when I lost my temper on the air. That incident not only impacted me but also impacted my broadcast colleagues when they too were forcibly removed from the ringside area. I would like to apologize to Patience and Gavin as well to everyone in the back who work so hard to put off this wonderful show each week.  On that note, Patience get back in your own chair! Adam Mooney is back!

 

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Patience Devine and “Gawwwwddddguss” Gavin Glitter

***XWA Lead Color Commentators***

Is at the ringside announce table and says:

Patience: *I reluctantly vacate Mooney’s chair. I try to sneak his jacket to add to my collection I started last week and Mooney playfully slaps my hand and takes his seat. I make my way back to my own chair stopping momentarily to plant a lazy kiss on the Glitter man then takes my seat.* “It’s all good shuga. Who do I see to get a chair like that anyway? Hey hon why does it smell like old people out here?”

 

Gavin: “Things got HAWT out heah last week but the most GAWWWWDDDGUS announce team in all of wrasslin’ is back baby! Whachoo talkin about old people girl? Dats Harley Grace Baby! He’s a legend! Not as big a legend as yours truly but an legend none the less!”

 

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Adam Mooney

The Soundtrack Of Xtreme

Is at the ringside announce table and says: “The legend of Gavin Glitter not withstanding, lets get back to the ring and the honoring of a true legend!”

 

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“Kean” Dean Oakland

Host Of The Channel 5 Wrestling Hotline

Is inside the XWA Ring and says: “Harley Grace…after a storied career what do you have to say about your 30 plus year career and three Global Wrestling Alliance championships and some of the greatest matches in our sport of professional wrestling.??”

 

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“Handsome” Harley Grace

G.W.A. Legend (3 X World Champion)

Is inside the XWA Ring and says: “When I look back Dean….just hearing this reaction tells me its been worth it. So many matches..so many days and nights in so many towns and for what? I did it because I was the champion..and I took that very seriously. When I came into a town that belt meant I had a fight on my hands and I made sure that when that opponent left the ring he had respect for me. I didn’t pull punches and I didn’t listen to rules that much but one thing was for sure.. that audience knew Harley Grace was the real article. You see Dean..I accepted this invitation here tonight NOT as a way to suck up to the XWA. I agreed to come here because I have something to say to the next generation of superstars in the dressing room…”

 

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“Kean” Dean Oakland

Host Of The Channel 5 Wrestling Hotline

Is inside the XWA Ring and says: “Well hold on Harley before you get carried away here I wanted to fill you in on why YOU were called upon this evening..* Displays the plaque for the camera * “You see this year you have been awarded the Wrestling Hall Of Legends ICON award for excellence in the business…Congratulations Harley Grace!!! A big round of applause for the champ everyone!!” *Proudly bestows Harley with the award to a nice warm response*

 

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Adam Mooney

The Soundtrack Of Xtreme

Is at the ringside announce table and says: “I grew up watching the Handsome one! There is no one more deserving of this award! The first time I saw him was in Pensacola Florida against Jack Bosco of the legendary Bosco brothers! They tore the house down that night! Wait what’s up with the lights? Are we having some technical difficulties?”

 

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####NIGHTMARE####

XWA Heavyweight Champion

Is on the rampway and says:*The lights flicker as Marilyn Manson’s “Fight Song” rips over the loud-speaker as the fans turn their attention to the video wall as it displays WICKED CLOWNZ as the arena erupts…as the dust settles and the music stops I stand mid-ramp alongside Unknown and Violent Ed, dressed in a long red armless trench coat with high collars with “Wicked Clownz” emblazoned across the back..I toss up the wicked clownz symbol as red fireworks explode on each side of me as the legends stand back as I glare at them with a smirk before marching to the ring with purpose dragging the XWA championship lazily at my side..I stomp mockingly up the ramp to ringside and up the ring stairs to the ring apron as Ed holds the ropes open for me as I saunter creepily behind Kean Dean whimsically looking over Harley Grace..I motion to Unknown who remains on the rampway to clear the field*

 

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((((UNKNOWN))))

XWAs Hired Monster

Is on the Rampway and says: *With a heavily coiled chain overtop of my healthy fist I threateningly motion to the existing Legends to exit the stage. Only Richard Dragonblood remains defiantly as I walk up to him menacingly..head turned to the side…fist raised high as if I am ready to strike as I tower over his much smaller frame.*

 

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Ricky Dragonsfyre

Enter The Dragon

Is on the rampway and says: *Stares defiantly at Unknown removing my sports jacket tossing it to the ground getting into my fighting stance but the fray is broken up by Billy Golden who steps back through the curtain to the ramp way and in between us breaking up our squabble and leads me back through the curtain as I am visibly upset..fans boo as only the Monster Unknown remains at the top of the ramp way*

 

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Adam Mooney

The Soundtrack Of Xtreme

Is at the ringside announce table and says: *What the hell is this? The Wicked Clowns lead by our esteemed XWA World Heavyweight Champion Nightmare have gate crashed the “Handsome” Harley Grace appreciation we were having in the ring here in Kansas! Ricky Dragonblood is not happy about the interruption and looks like he wants a piece of Unknown who has joined forces with the clowns no doubt at Alexis Santos’ request!”

 

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Patience Devine and “Gawwwwddddguss” Gavin Glitter

***XWA Lead Color Commentators***

Is at the ringside announce table and says:

Patience: “Hey Adam why do keep calling him Handsome? My Gavin baby is way better looking! *makes sickening kissy faces at Gavin.*

Gavin: “You know it baby! Simply GAWWWDDDGUS!!!”

 

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Erik Richmond

XWAs Chief Creative Officer

is Backstage and says: *Grins over at Alexis as she begins to see what I am up to* “Ya see Lexi…sumtimes ya wait for tha payoff!! Look what we have heeahh..The Old Guard meets todays champion!! Now THAT my dear …is Munney!! “

 

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Alexis Santos

Owner of The XWA

is Backstage and says: *Watches the monitor as my mood seems to lighten as I relax and fold my arms* “Well Mr. Richmond looks like you have been spared…at least for the moment” *Gleams at the monitor with a slight smile crossing my face as the infamous XWAs Franchise, The Wicked Clownz Faction circles the aged veteran*

 

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“Kean” Dean Oakland

Host Of The Channel 5 Wrestling Hotline

Is inside the XWA Ring and says: *Back inside the ring I feel the creepy arrival of the XWA champion Nightmare as I am instantly appalled * “For god sakes Nightmare…why on earth would you invite yourself to this moment. Have some respect sir. These people are honoring a legend…that’s something you would know NOTHING about!!”

 

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“Handsome” Harley Grace

G.W.A. Legend (3 X World Champion)

Is inside the XWA Ring and says: *Looks over at Nightmare with the over the top costume, long hair, tattoos and bizarre contact lenses not quite knowing what to think other than disgust as this is not of my era. I move Dean Oakland out of harms way behind me as I takes his mic looking the XWA champion in his white eye.* Son…from where I come from a showing of lack of respect like this gets a man killed..and believe me I may have a few years on you boy but I can still break a neck the hard way…and that’s not Kayfabe.” *Huge pop for the words as the fans ready themselves for trouble*

 

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Adam Mooney

The Soundtrack Of Xtreme

Is at the ringside announce table and says: *Struggles to contain my excitement.* “You tell em Harley! The Clowns would be wise not to take Harley Grace too lightly! He may not be as young as he once was but he can still crack heads with the best of em!”

 

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Patience Devine and “Gawwwwddddguss” Gavin Glitter

***XWA Lead Color Commentators***

Is at the ringside announce table and says:

Patience: “Nightmare might break the old guy’s hip the hard way if he isn’t careful. My Gramp Gramp broke his hip last year at Christmas. Remember shuga? You body slammed him on the coffee table after he got drunk and threw an eggnog in your face. Love ya Gramp Gramp!”

Gavin: “Hey nobody messes up dis pretty face and gets away with it baby! Nobody! Still if it had been Harley I don’t think I woulda. Harley’s more dangerous drunk than sober and judging by the look in his eye I ain’t sure how many he had before he came out here!” *Patience slaps me on the shoulder.* “Oh..er..yeah..uhh Gavin loves ya too Gramp Gramp!”

 

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^^^^^^Violent Ed^^^^^^

Wicked Clown Protégé’

Is inside the XWA ring and says: *As the old vet speaks I roll out to ringside snatching the mic from the ring announcer rolling quickly back inside skipping crazily around Harley laughing in his ear and gleefully getting in his face as I hand the stick to the champ..I back away as the former three time champ is unphased by my tomfoolery. I go to the corner and sit on the top rope trying to start a wicked clowns chant but the live crowd is having NONE of it.*

 

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####NIGHTMARE####

XWA Heavyweight Champion

Is on the rampway and says: * Looks crazily into Harleys weathered face* “Haaaarrrleeee…..Or should I call you Mr. Grace…no..I quite like Haaaarrrleee I just love the  soundzzzz of it dont you agree clownzzz?? Lets get a little Seriouzzz for just a hot second old man…I hear a lot of guyzzz shoot their mouthzz off about this one and that one..about this and that..but one thing thatzzz clear to me is I have a senoir citizen in MY ring running his mouth on how he wantzzz to address MY locker roomzzz? Why Haraaarrrleee…The ONLY one in the locker room you need to be concerned with izzz right heeeere!!

 

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“Handsome” Harley Grace

G.W.A. Legend (3 X World Champion)

Is inside the XWA Ring and says: * Grins as I put my hand square on your chest moving you back to your spot very directly without a second thought, I raise the mic to my face as begin to speak in my slow methodical grizzled voice* “Son..I am glad its YOU who came out because its the likes of YOU who I am directing my words to this evening..so if you want to step back two paces before I put you through your paces boy this old cat has something to say to YOU. You see kid…I accepted this invitation tonight because the XWA fans need to be let in on a little secret. You see I am a three time World Champion…do you know what that means boy? That means I bled, I sweated every night for 30 years to call myself the best..you see I EARNED my spot by doing what I did best and that’s WIN. Now YOU on the other hand surround your self with a circus act of buffoons and a crooked promoter who protects you and that strap every night. You don’t know what its like to go an hour. You have no idea what its like to defend that title 350 days out of a year and keep it. I lost that belt only twice…and the last time I lost it I lost to a better man as my time was up. I knew when to walk away because part of being the best is knowing when to step away. You see the difference between me and you is my time may be over…but you my friend will never have your time. You are a boy in mans clothing, a paper champion and a side show freak and I can’t for another second let you stand in my city calling yourself the champ when the real champ…the man who beat me..Ric Chamberland *Loud ovation and a we want Ric chant erupts* is exiled from the promotion because YOU and your two bit whore of a promoter is afraid to let him back inside the doors because like so may others before you would drop that belt to the REAL Worlds champion. That’s some truth for you “BOY”.”

 

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####NIGHTMARE####

XWA Heavyweight Champion

Is inside the XWA ring and says: *Snatches the plaque from you and steps backwards feigning fear as I mockingly read over the prestigious award as Ed leans over my shoulder trying to get a glance as we mockingly look impressed before breaking down laughing…I hold the plaque in front of me slowly spitting on it to the disgust of the fans* “Youuuu want rezzzzpect from meeee?? Then you show ME respect FIRST old man!! Your dayzz as champion are OVER…long forgotten but YET you stand in my ring and these people call YOU Champ? Harley Harley…my old friend you see the championship in the XWA is property of Wicked Clownzz Inc. and its CEO is me…your NIGHTMARE!! So OLD MAN if you would be so kind as to take your cane and walker and exit stage right while the Clownzz take the stage…*Chuckles as I toss the plaque over my shoulder as it is caught by Violent Ed who mockingly runs around the ring in circles around Harley who watches in disgust..*

 

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“Handsome” Harley Grace

G.W.A. Legend (3 X World Champion)

Is inside the XWA Ring and says:*Watches the annoying Clown run around me as I wait..holding in a reaction..not wanting to give these two punks an inch of emotion as he gets close I can take it no longer and draws back unleashing a stiff right hand dropping CRazy Ed stone dead to the mat …I look over at Nightmare who begs off slightly wanting none of me as I take off my jacket tossing it in the corner and begins unbuttoning my sleeves as the fans are going crazy as I roll up my sleeves absolutely incensed as a huge “Harley” chant erupts as I walk towards Nightmare fists raised walking the champ to the corner with no where for him to go..*

 

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Adam Mooney

The Soundtrack Of Xtreme

Is at the ringside announce table and says: *Jumps out of my seat after Harley floors Ed.* “Get em Harley! Get em! That’ll teach you to take something that doesn’t belong to you! Violent Ed doesn’t know what hit him and Nightmare is next!!”

 

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Patience Devine and “Gawwwwddddguss” Gavin Glitter

***XWA Lead Color Commentators***

Is at the ringside announce table and says:

Gavin: “Oooh Baby! Looks like this could be Christmas at the Devine house all over again! Harley is takin thangs to the champ and his clown boy!

 

Patience: *I see Vejitto  making his way through the crowd and begins to wave frantically to get his attention almost giving away his surprise stealthy entrance.* “Hey it’s Vejitto, baby! I haven’t seen him in years! Wow you could grate cheese on those abs! I…” *My mic is abruptly cut and Gavin glares at me.*

 

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*(*(*(Vejitto)*)*)*

Shaman Of Slice and Dice

Is at Ringside and says: * A rumbling is felt over the crowd as Nightmare and Harley Grace are about to engage but in the crowd unbeknownst to anyone and despite Patience’s faux pa I quickly sear through the fans leaping the guardrail at ringside opposite to the camera wearing a flush long floor length fur robe and killer shades and I sport my brand new flowing brown locks..tossing the jacket off I slide easily into the ring getting to my feet low drop kicking Harley in the back of the leg dropping him to the ground..I wave Unknown down to ringside as I kick Violent Ed waking him from his slumber…as Harley lays on the mat I rush to the buckles easily scaling them without even touching the ropes as I stand momentarily backwards to the ring facing the fans with sure balance as I bounce into a split legged moonsault into a twisting corkscrew plancha (Starship Pain) that I lovingly call the Vegematic!! I stand to a small Vejitto chant but wavers off into a huge chorus of boos as I look over to Nightmare embracing him like old times as the fans boo louder*

 

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XWA’s Hired Monster

Is at ringside and says: *Pulls myself up from the floor to the ring apron as I step between the ropes seeing a fallen Harley Grace surrounded by the Clowns and XWA returning legend Vejitto..I yank a battered Grace off the mat holding him up from behind holding his arms back..Nightmare wails away at  the legend as Nightmare picks up the plaque and smashes Harley in the head with it as the fans are booing wildly at our attack as the legend slumps to the mat with a trickle of blood freely flowing from the assault.*

 

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Ricky Dragonblood

Honor Above All Else

Is on the rampway and says:*Bursts through the curtain rushing down the rampway..I slide effortlessly  between the ropes and into the ring still in my dress clothes. Vejitto rushes me as I slip into the ring and he is caught with a high elevation arm drag hurling him to the corner.  Violent ED follows right behind and is met with a fierce double karate chop blowing him off his feet I rip off my shirt slamming it to the mat as I point at Nightmare with uncharacteristic rage on my face motioning “Breaking him in half” with my hands. The arena is bursting with cheers and hope that I have taken a stand with these clowns.*

 

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####NIGHTMARE####

XWA Heavyweight Champion

Is inside the XWA ring and says: *Sees an irate Dragonblood as I back away eyes wide as Ricky is hell bent on revenge…I hold my hand out trying to calm the Dragon down as I buy myself sometime as he moves in on me…*

 

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XWA’s Hired Monster

Is Inside The XWA Ring and says: *I pound Ricky from behind dropping him to the mat..he kips up fast blasting me with a series of slaps and chops rattling me fast into the ropes as he attempts to throw me off the ropes I quickly reverse it catching him with a massive spinning “Parts Unknown” (Black hole Slam) to the mat solidly ending his offence. Like a pack of wolves the Wicked Clownz pounce on Dragon as I hold him down with my foot as Ed and Nightmare kick and stomp away at Ricky who lies in a heap next to Harley..the two legends are being decimated with the 4 on 2 advantage.*

 

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^^^^^^Violent Ed^^^^^^

Wicked Clown Protégé’

Is inside the XWA ring and says: *I stomp and kick away at Ricky and a few to Harley for good measure. I nod to Vejitto as we both scale the top ropes to thunderous boos from the fans. Unknown passes me a chair as I stand on the top rope as Nightmare takes a moment from pounding a fallen Dragon to holding out the leg of Harley as I leap high off the top with a savage frog splash with a chair to the leg crushing Harley Graces leg underneath. I jump up off the mat jumping around in a clown like celebratory mood with a “Did I do that “?? Look on my face as I laugh hysterically. I look up to a waiting Vejitto on the top rope as I drag DragonBlood into place.*

 

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*(*(*(Vejitto)*)*)*

Shaman Of Slice and Dice

Is Inside The XWA Ring and says: * Leaps off the top rope with a spinning 450 legdrop with authority on Ricky. I nip up holding my arms out to the side soaking in the overwhelming boos as the two legends remain lifeless in a pool of their own blood*

 

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Ricky Dragonblood

Honor Above All Else

Is in the XWA Ring and says: *Lays on the mat on my side clutching my ribs and neck as the sadistic Clown Company pours on the final insult to us legends of the ring*

 

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####NIGHTMARE####

XWA Heavyweight Champion

Is inside the XWA ring and says:*I lay on the mat between the two fallen legends as I hold my world title up waving it in both of their faces as I paint brush each one of them with a undignified slap as the Clownz and I stand triumphantly posing for the hard camera..I smear myself with Harley Graces blood as if it was war pain for an awesome visual. The ring is pelted with garbage to a thunderous shower of boos from the Kansas city crowd*

 

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“Handsome” Harley Grace

G.W.A. Legend (3 X World Champion)

Is inside the XWA Ring and says: *Lays on the mat busted open from the attack clutching my now badly injured leg/ knee as I roll in agony unable to defend myself but trying to bear and grin the pain as I yell out at the clowns swearing on them but unable to do anything about what has happened*

 

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Adam Mooney

The Soundtrack Of Xtreme

Is at the ringside announce table and says: *I sit in shocked silence as the 4 on 2 beat down of my idol Harley Grace and Ricky Dragonblood continues. Finally I find my voice again.* “I-I can’t believe what I am witnessing here. Nightmare, Violent Ed, Unknown and Vejitto, whom I would have never thought capable of such a heinous attack have decimated Harley Grace and Ricky Dragonblood…I…” *suddenly I fire up as my disbelief turns to anger.* “You know what I can believe what I’m seeing! You all saw them earlier on the X-tron earlier, Alexis and Erik! This was a damn set up all along! It was never about honoring Harley Grace, a legend in this business! It was all about getting Nightmare some cheap heat! This is…This is bullsh*t! This is bullsh*t and by God I’m going to do something about!” *I slam down my headset and jumps to my feet shaking off my sports jacket about to do something insane. Gavin and Patience jump to their feet grabbing me holding me back from charging to the ring to help my idol. I struggle with Patience and Gavin as they desperately try to prevent me from going to the ring and getting myself killed when the lights suddenly go out…*

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<<<(((SUPER “J” MONSTER)))>>>

“That What You Fear The Most”

Is on The Rampway and says: *The Over Powering Rumble Of my Music fills the air as all eyes turn to the rampway, the XWA Video Tron displays a familiar symbol of a Horned Beast..then SUPER J MONSTER…REBORN scrolls across the screen to a THUNDEROUS crowd POP!! The Lights turn back on and at the top of the ramp is SUPER J MONSTER complete with the massive ceremonial headpiece on his head and shoulders arms out to the side as the eyes of the headpiece glow blood red. Monster removes the headpiece setting it down on the rampway in front of him as he bow slightly in front of it as all clowns in the ring suddenly turn alerted to my presence..The headpiece explodes with steam billowing out from all sides of it as my pyro erupts in an amazing spectacle..I stand at the top of the ramp strapping on my gloves deadlocked with the Wicked Clownz senseless attack and carnage in the ring. An astonishing “Super J” chant begins as I storm to the ring ready to extract revenge..”

 

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####NIGHTMARE####

XWA Heavyweight Champion

Is inside the XWA ring and says:*In full panic mode I almost trip in the fallen bodies beneath me as I look on seeing the super heavyweight storm towards the ring..I motion to the Clownz and Unknown to get in formation of the arrival of the Monster..the camera catches my full panic as the expression of pure fear is etched on my face as I scramble to prepare for the oncoming carnage….*

 

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<<<(((SUPER “J” MONSTER)))>>>

“That What You Fear The Most”

Is Inside The XWA Ring and says: *Rushing the ring I move methodically up the stairs and into the ring…I am met with a rushing Violent Ed as I duck low hoisting him high over the top rope to the floor in a heap to a thunderous response…Vejitto is next and he is stopped dead cold as I steam roll him over with a barge as he flips backwards head over heels and out of the ring..trying to catch me unprepared Nightmare attempts a quick out of no where “Downward Spiral” (Code Breaker) but I do not move and Nightmare Flat backs himself looking up at me in total shock and fright as I grab him by the hair hauling him off the mat. Suddenly I am hammered from behind with a chain by Unknown to which I sell momentarily by holding the back of my head then suddenly like a man possessed I snap my head as  I turn to face the big man as he looks on in horror realizing he could not hurt me..The fans begin a “This is awesome chant” as the two Monsters go face to face..*

 

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####NIGHTMARE####

XWA Heavyweight Champion

Is inside the XWA ring and says:* I pull myself quickly out of the fray as I direct the Monster Unknown to fight this VERY LARGE battle!!*

 

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((((UNKNOWN))))

XWA’s Hired Monster

Is Inside The XWA Ring and says:*Standing toe to toe with the legendary Japanese wrestling Gaijin I toss the chain to the mat ready to engage this Monster as the fans are at a fever pitch waiting for an explosion..I charge right ahead at the big Monster…*

 

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<<<(((SUPER “J” MONSTER)))>>>

“That What You Fear The Most”

Is Inside The XWA Ring and says: *Unknown tries to strike but like two freight trains colliding with each other I go right through him with a savage clothesline literally flipping the big man in the air..as he staggers to his feet in the ropes I meet him with a huge stiff clothesline over the top rope to the mat on top of a recovering Violent Ed as the two of them make a heap on the mats outside the ring. I survey the carnage as Ricky Dragonblood looks on holding his neck slumped in the corner and Harley lays on the mat clutching his knee in agony. I look back to Nightmare who I back into the corner who is literally screaming for me to stop as I grab him by his custom robe in the corner battering him super stiff lefts and rights the last of which sending him high in the air to the buckles..I grab him by the hair whipping him by the arm to the opposite buckle as I charge squashing him with a crushing avalanche splash in the corner as the fans go wild. I throw up the Monster symbol as I pull Nightmare squashed carcass to the middle of the ring preparing for the Monster Bomb to finish the deal..I easily yank him high in the air,…however Vejitto who has recovered slightly leaps to the ring apron pulling Nightmare out of the move and the ring by his legs as Nightmare and his cast of Clownz and colleagues flee the ringside area up the ramp..I yell at them from the ring as they flee. I turn and knee down to check on Harley Grace my one time trainer..as I glare at the clown squad incensed and angry for vengeance..*

 

Adam Mooney

Adam Mooney

The Soundtrack Of Xtreme

Is at the ringside announce table and says: *Still on my feet. I grab my headset and Patience and Gavin release me as I shout into my mic completely lost in the excitement.* “THE TRUE MONSTER IS HERE! THE SUPER J MONSTER HAS STEAMROLLED THROUGH THE CLOWNS, VEJITTO AND ALEXIS’ SO CALLED MONSTER UNKNOWN! THERE’S ONLY ONE MONSTER AND IT IS THE SUPER J MONSTER! GET EM SUPER J! GET EM DON”T LET THAT CHICKEN SH*T NIGHTMARE GET AWAY!!!” *I completely ignore the screaming in my headset as I continue to call for nightmare’s head. Vejitto and Unknown drags a battered Nightmare up the ramp. Violent Ed crawls on all fours behind them away from ringside while Super J Monster drops to a knee next to Harley checking on him. EMT’s make their way past Nightmare and hit the ring to tend to Harley Grace as the show goes to a commercial break.*

XWA Fever Ep. 2 Seg. 6 Rip Remmington vs Gangland…Prelude The Cage.

Sven Hanson is coming

XWA Video Wall:

Is On The Screen and says: *After the commercial break ends and before our main event a promotional video airs with the Finnish National Anthem playing with highlights of Finlands greatest atheletes competing in all sports. Then short clips of AWX wrestling airs with rare footage of a international competitor airs prompted by an over the top narrator trumpeting his almost non exisitant AWX career…then it stops and an on screen graphic airs and finally we see that the man know as the Might Sven (Hanson) is coming soon to the XWA!! This is met with virtual silence from the live crowd and suddenly a random fan breaks the silence with a “Sven Suuuuuuucccckkkksss” taunt as we switch awkwardly away from the Sven video as the announcers are caught openly chuckling but getting DEAD SERIOUS once they know the camera is on them..*

 

Adam Mooney

Adam Mooney

The Soundtrack Of Xtreme

Is at the ringside announce table and says: *Is caught off guard laughing at the Sven promo as I am suddenly dead serious not wanting to open my mouth as I may laugh as Patience and Gavin Glitter just look at each other trying to remain professional but loses it as they see me with lip quivering..I compose myself* “Yes fans..the man from Helsinki Finland will make his debut soon he….*Cuts myself off trying to look off camera but just breaks as the voice in my ear pieceis yelling so loud it is audible on air.* “You know what..clearly there is someone in he back who can do this job MUCH better than I can…well you know what…if you know the right words to say about the crap that rolls across my the screen then by all means…have at it!!” *Unplugs my ear piece tossing it to Gavin and Patience as they stumble to catch it* “Fans I apologize for the outburst…it was unprofessional of me but you at home deserve the best announcing you can get but I CANNOT do that if I am being yelled at in my ear piece every two minutes, forced to put over talentless jobbers and then being told I cant do my job.. well to my “Bosses” in the back …if you can do a better job…then heres your big break…becauseI respectfully resign! *Sets down my headset on the desk nodding to Patience and Gavin who shrug looking at each other in shock. TV Cuts quickly to an old commercial of Lord Albert Haynes selling Capitol Video VHS tapes as the production team panics.*

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Patience Devine and “Gawwwwddddguss” Gavin Glitter

***XWA Lead Color Commentators***

Is at the ringside announce table and says:

Patience Devine: *Looking on as Adam leaves the broadcast area looking very concerned* ” Ohhhh Lexi is NOT going to like THAT? Thank goodness they have US to keep this show going…*Looks saucily over to Gavin*So what are we gonna talk about now you devilish man? *Slys over at Adams empty chair..a chair far more expensive than the one my boyfriend and I share* “Do you think Adam needs his chair?? I mean not that I mind sitting next to you shugga but ..do you think he would mind? *Shimmies over to Adams desk chair sitting in it comfortably in the oversized coziness of the chair putting my feet up on the desk* Ya know a gurl can get used to this right here!!”

Gavin Glitter: *Clapping my hands in the air as you confiscate the big plush leather chair as I excitedly cheer on the switch* Nuthinn is too good for mah shugga baby!! Heck Adam left his coat too!! That would sure look all pretty like on mah gurl!! Try it right on there gawwwdguss!!” *Takes Adams coat assisting my co-star with sliding it on beaming from ear to ear as we steal the grave of Adam Mooney only seconds away fromleaving the booth*

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Erik Richmond

Chief Creative Consultant:

Is in the backroom and says: *Standing by the backstage monitor with Alexis Santos going off on me for Mooneys outburst on air* “RELAX…Lexi..Just calm DOWN…Ill get this back on track..I got this!!” *Storms out of the production room*

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Alexis Santos

XWA Owner

Is in the back production room and says: *Screaming at Richmond as I throw a proverbial fit* “Fix your mess Erik!! I will NOT tolerate insubordination!! I am Alexis Santos!! Arrggghhhhhhh!!!”* Throws my production sheets to the ground and kicks a garbage can ackwardly as production staff literally stop cold staring at my outburst as I look slowly over at them embarrassed* “What are you all looking at???!!! GET BACK TO WORK!!”

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Rip Remmington

“Rip Em All…”

Is inside the XWA ring and says: *The video feed picks back up after the commercial break as Gangland and myself are nose to nose in the ring as my music finally dies off. The fans start a HUGE “Rip” chant as I shake my arms off to the side shaking the 24 inch guns as I bad mouth the big 450 lb Gangland. I shove the big man backwards as he shoots back with a big punch..I absorb the blow firing back another one rattling the big man early..with the fans behind me I move in for the scoop slam as I lift the giant off the mat as the fans are going crazy for the early advantage!!*

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Erik Richmond

Chief Creative Consultant:

Is at the ringside announce table: *Is seen yelling at Gavin and Patience as the camera cuts back to me fully catching me* “….and you can both go to the back cause I dont need this sh**. I cant trust any of yez ta do your frikkin job you can just GO!! Leave..get offa my show!! Ill do this myself. ” *Not even caring about being caught I slam the headset over my head and jumps into announcer mode* “Remmington…hes goin for that slam only seconds into this one!! It may take more than a “Gang” to stop the momentum of the Ripper this evening!!”

 

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Patience Devine and “Gawwwwddddguss” Gavin Glitter

***XWA Lead Color Commentators***

Is at the ringside announce table and says:

Patience Devine: *Is shuffled away by the production team as I drop my purse as I stoop to get it but is quickly pulled off screen but holding dearly to the Mooney jacket*

Gavin Glitter: *Glares at Richmond as I collect Patiences belongings as I curse under my breath as I am hurried along*

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Gangland

One Man Army

Is inside the XWA Ring and says: *I caught by surprise with the punch and finds myself in a slam position..I claw at rips eyes and clobber him with a stiff forearm on his back as I fall forward crashing on top of Rip as we collide with the mat. The fans “Ohhhhhhhh..” feeling the impact of Rips body being crushed underneath my large frame. I get up first bouncing off the ropes slowly winding up my arm as I make my way back to Rips prone body and dropping a heavy elbow drop rattling the ring with the impact…I sit up smiling to the chorus of boos. I pull myself up again grabbing Rip by his golden locks to a standing base and easily scooping him up in a high slam…holding him in the air 5 seconds before slamming him HARD in the middle as Rip shivers from the impact holding his back and reaching out for his “Rippers” before going prone again from the pain. I bellow to the fans with my arm in the air to more boos. I lift Rip up again this time whipping him hard into the corner…I slowly back up in the opposite corner winding up then rushes across the ring for a corner Avalanche splash to squash Rip under my 450 lb frame.

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Erik Richmond

Chief Creative Consultant:

Is at the ringside announce table: “The pendulum has swung in the fava of the big man! I think I just heeeard Remmingtons ribs pop from down heeah!! Fans..I am gonna tell ya somthin you dont know…if the One Man Army wins tonight..he springboards right into the main event of the Dangerous Liaisons PPV!! Imagine that match..Jaxxus vs Gangland inside the cage..It could happen!!”

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Rip Remmington

“Rip Em All!!”

Is inside the XWA ring and says: *Quickly side steps the incoming big man as he brings up solid with the buckles shifting the ring…as Gangland rebounds out of the corner turning around I crouch low scooping him up again this time getting him up all the way and slamming him to the mat with a thud as the ring springs up and down wildly from the impact!! Gangland smartly rolls to safety of the outside of the ring holding his back…I reach down slowly tearing off my blue and white “Rip Rules” Tank top milking it for the crowd as I tear it off..balling it up and walking over to the ropes and throwing it directly at Gangland injured at ringside to a thunderous Pop… I stand back from the ropes on his side of the ring waving the big man back inside.*

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Erik Richmond

Chief Creative Consultant:

Is at the ringside announce table: “This crowd is 100% behind the Ripper!! Rip looking in fantastic condition at 320lbs of Venice Beach muscle!! I cant believe he got him up with the impact those ribs took only minutes ago! The tide had turned AGAIN!!”

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Gangland

One Man Army

Is inside the XWA Ring and says: * Rolls back inside as Rip stands back letting me get back in and gather myself…we begin to circle each other as we lock up with a collar and elbow tie up..I easily overpower the Venice Beach native backing him into the corner. The ref tries to intervene and separate us as I feign backing away with my hands in the air innocently backing up…I quickly roll in with a back elbow hitting Rip hard in the upper chest. As he slumps in the corner I strike with a high clubbing fore arm across the back..I pull Rip to the middle of the ring hooking him in a position for a suplex..I pull Rip high into a suplex holding him high and vertical for 5 seconds before crashing down with the delivery. I stand up bellowing again. I bounce off the ropes slowly building the momentum as I jump as high as I can go with a splash crashing down with every ounce of my 450 lb. frame..I kneel up grinning as the fans boo loudly with a “Rip Em” chant starting to catch fire. I look out to the fans holding up a finger yelling “ONE MORE!!” I stand up bounding off the strands again lifting myself in the air and crashing down full force with a SECOND splash connecting. I hook the leg as I yell to the ref to finish the deal.*

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Erik Richmond

Chief Creative Consultant:

Is at the ringside announce table: “TWO Splashs…TWO…Rip is dun heeeah!! Gang hooking the leg!! This just gotta be it!! Ref is in position!! The main event is about to change for the PPV..call the print presses we gotta change tha posta!!”

 

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Rip Remmington

“Rip Em All!!”

Is inside the XWA ring and says: * The ref slides into position..I slip my hands under the girth of the Gangland as the ref counts a 1…..2….I lift the big man off me before the third slap of the canvas!! The crowd goes absolutely wild…Gang looks stunned as he sits up looking at me as I now sit on my knees in the middle of the ring beginning to “Rip Up” I tremble and shake to the approval of all my “Rippers” cheering me on as I get up off the mat shaking and pumping my arms gaining strength from the audiences support..Gangland moves towards me swingng with a punch that I block and retailiate with a powerful more energized punch of my own..Gang repeats his attack twice more only to be met with the same fate finally reeling for the first time in the match…I move him back to the ropes whipping him off the ropes as Gangland careens off the ropes I connect with a big boot to the face knocking Gangland to the mat…I look to the rampway as the fans begin to boo wildly at an oncoming support system for the One Man Army…as Jaxxus makes his way to ringside..I stop momentarily ..distracted by the Hollywood Monster*

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Erik Richmond

Chief Creative Consultant:

Is at the ringside announce table:“Jaxxus is out here…The other half of our Main Event at XWAs Dangerous Liaisons has made his presence known just as Rip has lady luck ridin on his shouldas!!”

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Jaxxus

Hollywood Monster

Is at Ringside and says: *Makes my way to ringside seeing The Gangland in trouble..I stand at ringside glaring and yelling at Remmington as I pound my chest declaring war..I reach up grabbing the top rope pulling my self up to the ring apron as Rip trows a wild punch at me..I block them as I cross my arms as he hits only my wrist gauntlets as his punch is rendered ineffective..I grab Rip by the throat choking him violently as the ref trys to stop the assault but seeing that Rip struck first resists calling for the DQ.*

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Erik Richmond

Chief Creative Consultant:

Is at the ringside announce table:”The ref using discretion here…the stakes are too high to simply let this one end in a DQ!! All I can say is good luck to you bro!!”

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Randy Ravage

The Macho Madness

Is in the crowd and says: *While chaos is happening in the ring I stealthly make my way very quickly through the audience wearing my jeans and black tight tank top with “Macho Madness” in white letters boastfully on the front. With a steel chair in hand I leap the guard rail on the side behind Remmington as I slide into the ring as Rip is being choked out I make my way towards Rip. Holding my chair high pointed to the back of Rip who is very vulnerable to attack still not on the refs radar the fans scream trying to alert the ref with their screams but he is very occupied trying to pry Jaxxus hands off of a fading Remmington who has fallen to one knee under the tight grip at the hands of the Hollywood Monster. I look from side to side…testing the audience..then I look down at Gangland who is beginning to move on the mat..as he gets to one knee..I quickly turn towards him smashing him over the head with the chair dropping him to his back again as I quickly slide the chair out of the ring rushing the opposite corner scaling the top rope holding both fingers in the air as I balance myself and leaps off with a thundering flying elbow smash on the Gangland!! The fans go crazy with this shocking turn of events…I get to my feet looking out to the fans out to the side as I spin around gloating my attack…I stop suddenly looking at Rip who is in trouble at the hands of Jaxxus..I look out to the feverish audience pointing to Rip and Jaxxus as they cheer wildly..I roll quickly to ringside as I rush over grabbing the legs of the Hollywood monster pulling his legs off the ring apron as Jaxxus hits the floor but remains standing and in a really bad mood. I point to him warning him to back up as I move slowly backwards a security rushes the big man escorting him to the backroom..*

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Erik Richmond

Chief Creative Consultant:

Is at the ringside announce table:“What in tha name of all that is holy is Randy Ravage doin heeah in that XWA!!?? One minute hes against the Rippa…now hes got his back…fans are you as confused as I am heeeaahh?? “

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Rip Remmington

“Rip Em All!!”

Is inside the XWA ring and says: *On one knee by the ropes hlding my throat feeling the effects of being choked out for a long time I take a deep breath as I get back to my feet trying to recover oblivious to what has gone down…I turn towards the middle of the ring seeing Gangland down in the middle of the ring..I look from side to side as the fans erupt…feeling the moment I bounce off the ropes leaping high connceting with a high leg drop across the throat of the big man!! I float over on top of him hooking his big leg deep as the ref is right in position to count the1….2……3!!!!! The fans erupt with cheers as I roll off to the side quickly getting to my feet to the thunderous ovation of my little Rippers in the audience!! As Gangland is rolled out of the ring I pose to my music for the fans as the show is about to go off the air!

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Erik Richmond

Chief Creative Consultant:

Is at the ringside announce table: “Just like that..at any minute heeeahh in the XWA the tide can turn at any second!! Rip is goin on ta Dangerous Liaisons to face Jaxxus inside that Unforgivin Steel Menagerie and these fans at the XWA Arena cannot wait..”

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Randy Ravage

The Macho Madness

Is at ringside and says: *Rolls in unbeknownst to Rip as he poses to the fans..I step in behind Remmigton grabbing him by the shoulder turning him to face me as the fans become silent as Rips music stops cold as the fans buzz…I point my finger to him mouthing something inaudible to him…as we go head to head..I point up the ramp at Gangland as he is carted off to the back seemingly explaining that I played a part in saving Rip from the minions. Rip realizes what has gone down looking out to the fans before slowly extendng his hand to me. Eyes wide I look down at the hand..then out to the fans..then back to the fans…hand..fans…then puts my hand in the air seemingly moving in for a handshake as the fans erupt..then suddenly SLAPS Rip in the mouth as I back away as Rip holds his chin. I leap to ringside backing up the ramp pointing to him as the fans boo loudly..as we go off the air…*

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Erik Richmond

Chief Creative Consultant:

Is at the ringside announce table: “Fans..so many unanswered questions..but we are outta time here on Feeeva!! Rip vs Jaxxus…No Moves Barred Cage Match..live on PPV in just a couple a weeks and that man…Randy Ravage will be the special guest referee…can he call it down the middle or will he side with the Hollywood Monsta or the Rippa?? See ya next week…for the XWA..I am Erik Richmond!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

XWA Fever Ep. 2 Seg. 5.5 Capitol Video Exclusive: Strike Team vs. Elimination

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Adam Mooney

The Soundtrack Of Xtreme

is at the ringside announce table and says: “Fans just before we go to our main event our Capitol Video cameras were on hand for an XWA Houseshow this past weekend and caught all the action. We witnessed a classic encounter between two of XWA’s premier teams, Elimination and Strike Team and what went down at the end was very interesting! After last weeks tension between Strike Team could they gel as a team again long enough to fend off the awesome challenge of The three-man suicide squad known as Elimination!!? Lets go to the tapes!!”

***The match joined in progress late in the final moments ***

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 Elimination

Morgue, Corpse, and Xombie

“Pain and Destruction”

Is inside the XWA Houseshow ring and says: *With Mantel on the outside of the ring taken out after a three-man beat down his partner is about to suffer the same fate inside the ring. Elimination Corpse with Santini in the corner hammering away on him 3 on one late in the match. Xombie scoops up Santini and drops him over Morgues knee as he holds him in place for the Total Elimination Elbow decapitation finisher…Corpse scales the ropes lifting his arm high in the air to signify the end of the match as he prepares to leap off as Tino lays defenseless in the trappings of Morgues hold*

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Tino Santini and Rich Mantel

STRIKE TEAM

Is inside the XWA Houseshow ring and says:* Holding my neck on the outside I see Elimination ready to strike with their finishing move..I rush to the ring apron leaping up quickly as I leap shoving Corpse off the top rope to the floor to a great audience pop. Xombie sees my inference as he clotheslines me off the ring apron, Xombie then jumping down as I quickly get back to my feet as we engage in a pier six slugfest trading blows back and forth like a hockey fight but I finally get the better of the exchange as I grab Xombie running him back first into the ringside railing taking him out..I look inside the ring just as the ref jumps outside  trying to restore order as Corpse is rearing for a fight as the ref blocks the action on the outside checking on Xombie and ordering everyone back inside the ring..behind the refs back I grab a folding chair as I see Morgue with Santini in a slam position inside the ring destroying him with a series of back breakers over the knee..not releasing him but dispensing one after the other. I leap to the ring apron as Morgue is facing me with Santini in his arms..I swing the chair wildly hitting Santini hard in the back but knocking both men backwards and off their feet as Morgue collapses from the force of the chair shot and Santini falls on top of a fallen Elimination member! Tino Santini rolls off his foe in pain..I see Morgue still on the mat as I hold the top rope vaulting over it into a perfectly executed slash as the ref slides in just in time as I hook the leg of a surprised Morgue for the 1…2….3!! The fans erupt as I stumble to my feet victorious arms raised soaking up the cheers!!

 

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 Elimination

Morgue, Corpse, and Xombie

“Pain and Destruction”

Is inside the XWA Houseshow ring and says: *Xombie and Corpse see Mantel upset Morgue and rush the ring pounding Mantel and Santini on the ground and in the corner with the three on two advantage. We take Santini dropping him neck first over the ropes as we pound on Mantel whipping him off the ropes as we prepare a double clothesline..*

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Tino Santini and Rich Mantel

***STRIKE TEAM***

Is inside the XWA Houseshow ring and says: *Mantel ducks under the clothesline attempt by Xombie and Corpse bouncing off the ropes hitting a double clothesline of his own sending them both men careening to the floor. I get to my feet seeing Tino still getting pounded in the corner by Morgue as I drop kick him in the back and “inadvertently” slams into Santini who is slumped in the corner…as Morgue stumbles backwards out of the corner I dropkick him over the top rope and on to his Elimination brethren at ringside as the ref try’s to get them all away from ringside to break up the chaos!! Mantel celebrates wildly as Strike Team is announced as the winners. Our theme music plays to a hot ovation from the XWA faithful!*

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“Keen” Dean Oakland

Channel 5’sHotline Reporter

Is on the XWA Interview stand on the left of the rampway: *The shot is edited as we pick up minutes after the conclusion of the match as I stand before the live crowd on the interview platform with an elated Rich Mantel and a beaten down Tino Santini who is holding his lower back and  the back of his neck sweating profusely. I attempt to get word from the popular Strike Team: “Tino Santini and Rich Mantel congratulations on your victory tonight over Elimination despite a 3 on 2 advantage!! There is a lot of chatter backstage and from our fans about dissention between Strike Team after last week you Rich Mantel walked out on Tino Santini…tell me guys..where does Strike Team stand as a unified team?? Are you guys on the same page or is it true that there are issues between you two..Tino Santini..lets begin with you..” *Puts the mic in front of Santini still nursing his neck and back from the Mantel chair shot that own them the match..*

 

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Tino Santini and Rich Mantel

***STRIKE TEAM***

Is on the XWA Interview stand on the left of the rampway:

Rich Mantel: *Moves the mic away from Santini as he begins to speak moving it towards me* “You know Gene..Strike Team is back on track. I took out Elimination and let it be known we are coming for those tag team titles at Dangerous Liaisons and I can’t wait..I am ready!!”

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“Keen” Dean Oakland

Channel 5’s Hotline Reporter

Is on the XWA Interview stand on the left of the rampway: “Last week Rich Mantel you walked out on your partner and left him to be beaten by the Magnum Models…many looked on that particular action as there being trouble in the ranks..what do you have to say to the fans who say that all things are not coming up roses for Strike Team?”

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Tino Santini and Rich Mantel

***STRIKE TEAM***

Is on the XWA Interview stand on the left of the rampway:

Tino Santini: *Moves close to the mic.* “Gene I just have to say..” *The mic is pulled away from me again as I clutch my neck glaring at Mantel in too much pain to react*

Rich Mantel: “You know Gene all the fans can see that Strike Team havent been better…dont listen to negative people Gene, last week is in the past and now we are stronger than we have ever been. I just beat the Elimination and we are on a roll!! We are going to that PPV against Alexandra Magnums Models and we are taking home the XWA Tag Team Gold. With both of us on the same page and the Strike Team fans on my side..I am gonna take the Tag team titles home!!” *Pumps my fist excitedly to the fans with a good Pop*

Tino Santini: *Moves the mic quickly to me glaring at Rich’s choice of words*” US Rich..you mean WE will take the belts right?? Strike Team…will win the belts That’s what you meant right?”

Rich Mantel: *Smiles very wide to the camera..energized I sternly look at Tino suddenly not smiling* “Yes Tino…WE will win the belts…Strike Team will be the Tag Team champs!!!”..*Slaps Tino on the back hard on his injured back almost aggressively but smiles at him* “Come on Tino…we have belts to win!!” *Walks off the stage pumping my fist excitedly to the fans as I slap their hands exiting the interview set leaving my partner and Gene on the stage*

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“Keen” Dean Oakland

Channel 5’sHotline Reporter

Is on the XWA Interview stand on the left of the rampway:*Looks concerned at Tino as he collects himself holding his back exiting the stage waving to the fans grimacing as Mantel is already exited through the curtain* “Well..there you have it fans..it will be Strike Team versus The Magnum Models for the XWA Tag Team Titles live and only on PPV!! For more backstage news going down right now just a couple of weeks from the PPV call the XWA Hotline at 1800-555-5555 $6.99 the first minute and 6.89 each additional minute don’t worry about your parents permission before calling!!

 

Other Matches on the Card:

*Debut* Candid Chris Condello (w/ Tamara Lee Murphy) Def. Mike Hawk with a top rope leg drop. After the match Condello gave the audience physical conditioning tips.

The Bringers Of Pain Def. Piracy via pinfall following the shoulder tackle-boot combination.

Owen Blaze def. Cypher-Tron Zero via a top rope missile drop kick.

Strike Team def. Elimination when Mantel pinned Xombie via a slingshot splash.

Iron Eagle and Bucksaw Jim Dawson Def. Golden Sheik and Kintu when Eagle pinned Sheik with a Full Nelson Slam following a 2×4 shot to the back of the Sheik from Eagle. Afterwards there was a confrontation between Dawson and Eagle.

Nikita Maximov w/ Vladimir Maximov def. Dallas Drake with a Russian Scud missile Clothesline in 45 seconds.

The Magnum Models def. (LOW) Lords Of The Wasteland (Wasteland and Locust) via Runway Blockbuster on Locust.

AJ Prophet def. Jon Hardcastle Jr. in a best two out of three fall match when AJ wins 2 falls to 1. With the Go-2-Sleep.

Nightmare def. Crimson via DQ when AJ Prophet interfered seconds into in the match. Moments later Unknown arrived to side with Nightmare prompting a tag team match.

Nightmare and Unknown def. AJ Prophet and Crimson when Nightmare pinned Crimson via The Downward Spiral (Code Breaker)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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XWA Fever Ep. 2 Segment 5. Dorian Apollo VS Dean Masters: To the Xtreme…

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ANTHONY SHIFFONE

XWA Backstage Roving Reporter

Is in the Backstage Area and Says: *Fever returns from commercial break with me chasing after Ronan Rage as he heads toward the exit.* “Mr. Rage! Mr. Rage! Can we have a moment of your time sir?! *Rage stops and turns glaring at me. After what seems like an eternity Rage nods to me giving me permission to ask my questions. Relief washes over me as I clear my throat and begins the interview.* “Earlier tonight we saw you put The Man called Surge through a wall after you found him standing over your friend Daemon Anarchy. Have you had a chance to view the footage of what transpired? If so you must be aware by now that Surge was not responsible for the attack on Anarchy, and attack that was in fact carried out by The Bringers of Pain, Wrath and Fury! Do you have any regrets for your unprovoked attack on Surge?!”

 

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RONAN RAGE

You Won’t Like Me When I’m Angry

Is in the Backstage Area and says: “Regrets?! Regrets?! My only regret is that I didn’t do it sooner! So Surge didn’t attack Daemon but that don’t mean he wasn’t involved! Surge has been playing Daemon and I for fools for weeks now! You seriously want to call it an unprovoked attack? If I walk into a room and see Surge standing over my friend with a steel chair I ain’t gonna wait for an explanation! I’m gonna put his ass down and you can believe that Shiffone!” *Snatches the mic from Shiffone.* “I’ve had it where Surge is concerned! The time has come to put up or shut up! So How about it Surge? You and me one on one at “Dangerous Liaisons” You bring your Gathering buddies and I’ll bring Daemon Anarchy and a whole lot of pain! Now if you’ll excuse me Shiffone I’m headed to hospital to check on my friend! *throws down the mic and walks out of the building leaving Shiffone behind to pick his mic off the floor.*

 

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ANTHONY SHIFFONE

XWA Backstage Roving Reporter

Is in the Backstage Area and Says: *Straightens back up after retrieving my mic.* “Well they don’t call him Ronan Rage for nothing folks! The challenge has bee issued! Will Surge accept and will he be alone or will he bring the Gathering with him?! The world will be waiting with baited breath for Surge’s answer that’s for sure! Let’s get back to ringside and more non stop wrestling action! Back to you Adam!”

 

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ADAM MOONEY

The Soundtrack of Xtreme

Is at the Announce table and Says: “Thank you Keen Dean..er excuse me I mean Anthony Shiffone! Things are really heating up in the Surge situation involving Rage & Anarchy and The Gathering! What are your thoughts Gavin and Patience?…er Gavin?…Patience?” *The camera pans over to Gavin and Patience enthusiastically making out at the announce table. The camera quickly pans back to me glancing uncomfortably at Gavin and Patience. I shuffle my papers trying to gather myself.* “Well…ah…ahem…we…we’ll come back to that later! Let’s get back to the ring! It is time for the long awaited debut of “Darling” Dorian Apollo and the re-debut of Dean Masters! Apollo is already in the ring awaiting his opponent looking as flamboyant as ever!” *grabs my water bottle calmly removing the stopper. I spray water on Gavin and Patience just as the camera switches to a shot of Apollo in the ring preening for the audience. Audible yelps followed by arguing can be heard over the announce table mics which are cut abruptly.*

 

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“DARLING” DORIAN APOLLO

Simply Darling

Is in the XWA Ring and Says: *Paces the ring in a flowing pink flowery dress and a  white wide brimmed ladies sun hat and numerous feather boas. I fluff my platinum blonde hair and blows kisses to the fans who greet me with multiple derogatory chants.*

 

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DEAN MASTERS

Class is in Session

Is at the Gorilla Position and Says: *A theme song comprised of ringing school bells and nails on a chalkboard plays over the speakers as “Pro Wrestling 101” appears on the X-Tron. I step through the curtains on onto the stage in a sky blue graduation cap and gown. I slam the yardstick I’m carrying down into my open palm  repeatedly as I look out over the sea of fans. most “boo” me while others chant “Enterprise” at me. A grin spreads across my face and I make my way down the ramp yelling ” Class is in session boys and girls!” followed by a sinister laugh. I climb the ring steps pausing for a moment to wipe my feet on the ring apron then steps through the rope into the ring.*

 

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PATIENCE DEVINE & GAWWWAAADGUS GAVIN GLITTER

XWA Color Commentators

Is at the Announce Table and Says: 

GAVIN: *Glares at Mooney for breaking up my make out session. Alexis hiss in my ear to tell me I’m live.* “We got us a teacha and a big tutti frutti lookin dude! The glitter man don’t judge though! People used to call me tutti frutti at one time but they wuz wrong ain’t that right sweet thang?!”

 

PATIENCE: “I Thought his name was Dane? These name changes are confusing me.”

 

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“DARLING” DORIAN APOLLO

Simply Darling

Is in the XWA Ring and Says: *Masters looks me up and down unsure of what to make of me. I remove my hat handing it to the ring attendant I pull the dress and feather boas off over my head revealing a pastel purple pair of wrestling trunks that more closely resemble a large pair of women’s bloomers.*

 

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DEAN MASTERS

Class is in Session

Is in the XWA Ring and Says: *I remove my cap and gown and places the yard stick on the mat in the corner. The ref does his pre match check then calls for the bell to start the match. I step out of the corner still not quite sure what to make of Apollo as he continues to fluff his hair. We circle each other tentatively then lock up in a collar and elbow tie-up. Apollo puts his 350+ lbs to good used backing me into the nearest corner. Apollo breaks slowly but cleanly then pinches my cheek calling me “adorable”. I slap his hand out of the way my anger getting the best of me as I charge out the corner running right into a drop toe hold. Apollo transitions to a side headlock pressing his full weight down on me. I claw my way back to my feet. As we get to our feet Apollo transitions again getting behind me twisting my arm into a hammerlock. I try to calm myself for a moment and figure a way out. Apollo leans his head over my shoulder and blows gently in my ear. I completely lose it breaking character as I pull away from Apollo shouting at him “what the f*ck’s your problem!” I shove Apollo hard and shoves the ref too yelling at him to do something about Apollo.*

 

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“DARLING” DORIAN APOLLO

Simply Darling

Is in the XWA Ring and Says: *As the ref tries to regain control of the match I skip around the ring blowing kisses to the fans who by now are laughing uncontrollably at my antics and how irate Masters is. I stop my skipping and blows a kiss directly at Masters.”

 

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IRON EAGLE

The Hero You NEED

Is in the Backstage Area and Says: *While the ref tries to calm Masters down, the camera switches to a shot of me backstage watching the match on a monitor with a look of utter disgust on my masked face glaring at the monitor.*

 

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ADAM MOONEY

The Soundtrack of Xtreme

Is at the Announce table and Says: “Apollo is putting on quite a display of technical wrestling! I would have never thought it to look at him! He is also putting on quite a flamboyant display getting under the skin of Dean Masters! Apollo got under the skin of Iron Eagle earlier backstage. Iron Eagle we just saw is watch this match with great interest and distain!”

 

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PATIENCE DEVINE & GAWWWAAADGUS GAVIN GLITTER

XWA Color Commentators

Is at the Announce Table and Says: 

GAVIN: *Don’t let Mr. Tutti frutti fool ya Mooney! Dorian Apollo can wrassle wit the best of em! Hell, he really thumped my ass one night fo years ago!”

PATIENCE: *I Slowly turn my head staring at Gavin.* “He…He wut now?”

Gavin: *I look back at Patience confused at first as to why she is staring at me like she is then I cotton on to what she is thinking.* “In a match! In a match! Dang woman whaddaya think I am?! I ain’t in ta nuthin tutti frutti! Ladies all the way and one GAWWWAAADGUS one in particular! OWW HAVE MERCY BABY!”

 

Dorian Apollo

“DARLING” DORIAN APOLLO

Simply Darling

Is in the XWA Ring and Says: *The ref finally calms Masters down and the match resumes. We attempt another collar and elbow tie-up but Masters catches me off guard with a kick to stomach doubling me over. Masters follows up with a series of heavy forearm shots to the back. I let out a high pitched piercing girlish scream with each blow. Masters back me into the nearest corner and attempts to whip me into the opposite corner. I reverse the whip and follows Masters into the corner with an avalanche splash in the corner. Masters sags in the corner the wind taken out of him. I scale to the second rope and rains down a classic 10 punches. When I get to number 10 I give Masters a big kiss on the lips instead of a punch and gyrates my hips my crotch coming dangerously close to Masters’ face. Masters weakly tries to push me away then slumps to the mat sitting in the corner. I dash to the opposite corner then charges at Masters hitting him with a bronco buster in the corner. I bounce my ass all over Masters chest my crotch dangerously close to his face once more.*

 

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DEAN MASTERS

Class is in Session

Is in the XWA Ring and Says: *I break character again violently shoving Apollo off of me. I pull myself up in the corner wiping my face. The fans howls of laughter at my expense ringing in my ears. Apollo smile at me from the opposite corner blowing kisses at me. Breathing heavily with spit flying out of my mouth I charge blindly out of the corner intent on inflicting as much pain as I can on Apollo no longer caring about the match. Apollo dives out of the way and I slam face first into the middle turnbuckle.  Before I can turn around Apollo rolls me up in a pin attempt playfully spanking me as he does. I struggle and kicks out a half second too late as the ref slaps the mat 1..2..3! Apollo quickly rolls out of the ring as I try in vain to get my hands on him. I lean on the middle rope yelling at him as Apollo backs up the ramp blowing kiss and waving to me until he backs through the curtains. The fan continue to laugh and chant “Dorian”*

 

Adam Mooney

ADAM MOONEY

The Soundtrack of Xtreme

Is at the Announce table and Says: “Dorian Apollo pulls off the upset win over Dean Masters and Masters is beside himself in a towering rage! Masters is turning his frustration on the official now! Masters may want to rethink this! It could end up costing him the pocketbook!”

 

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PATIENCE DEVINE & GAWWWAAADGUS GAVIN GLITTER

XWA Color Commentators

Is at the Announce Table and Says: 

GAVIN: “From what I hear ol Deano can’t afford to lose any cash! That boy be broke! A good thang we don have ta worry about dat! Only the best for mah shugah!”

PATIENCE: “AWWWWW! That’s so sad maybe we should take up a collection for him. Can anyone change up a dollar?

 

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DEAN MASTERS

Class is in Session

Is in the XWA Ring and Says: *I violently shake the ref who pleads that he is only doing his job and then drops him with a “Pennsylvania Plunge” now being called “The Higher Learning” in XWA (Pittsburgh Plunge). I quickly get back to my feet facing the corner. I lower my forehead resting it on the turnbuckle while holding my head in my hands, my elbows resting on the top ropes on either side. The fans laughter still rings in my ears. A booming familiar voiced coming from the speakers snaps me back to attention. I turn to see Paul Hammond standing on the stage but he is not alone.*

 

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PAUL HAMMOND

Former Head of XCW / XWA Senior Authority

Is on the XWA Stage and Says: *The capacity crowd so engrossed into Dean Master’s humiliation that they didn’t notice me walking out on the stage flanked by Lex Legacy and Ron Stoppable. I raise the mic to my lips clearing my throat getting everyone’s undivided attention.* “My how the mighty have fallen! Please allow me a moment of your time to introduce myself! My name is PAUL HAMMOND! I am XWA’s Senior Authority working under the watchful eye of the most beautiful, most intelligent woman in all of wrestling ALEXIS SANTOS!” *fans shower me with a smattering of “boos” after that statement. My cohorts and I make our way to ringside as I continue to speak unphased  by the crowd reaction.* “Now Dean I have known you for many years. In fact when we first met I was managing “The Dastardly Alliance” as Paul E. Dastardly in the old Global Wrestling Alliance and you were in an ill-fated tag team called the “Dynamite Dudes”! You were coming to the ring to surfer music, wearing bright neon clothes and carrying a skateboard! What a great idea there! Your team was feuding with my group and from the first time I laid eyes on you I knew you had so much talent, so much untapped potential that one day you would not only be a champion but you sir would be a legend in this business!” *Steps through the ropes along with my cohorts and walks right up to Masters.* “It took a while to get there much longer than you had expected I’m sure but several companies and several burned bridges later you finally made it to the top and you did it NOT in GWA, NOT in XWA, NOT in JEWCW but in XCW! My promotion that I built from the ground up! The promotion that nobody wanted to succeed and when it did everyone stole everything about it in an effort to reproduce it! But as you well know Dean, though it is often imitated there is only one XCW! With my guidance Dean you became a star in XCW and with my guidance sir you can become a star again!

 

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DEAN MASTERS

Class is in Session

Is in the XWA Ring and Says: *Strokes my chin in deep thought contemplating Hammond while keeping a close eye on Legacy and Stoppable.*

 

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PAUL HAMMOND

Former Head of XCW / XWA Senior Authority

Is in the XWA Ring and Says: “Now Dean I know things have been difficult for you these past few years. The wrestling business has been very unkind to you my friend. However fate stepped in for you! Fate in the form of me Paul Hammond! I stuck my neck out for you and got you a job here in XWA even though they said it would never happen! Even though many years ago Alexis swore that you never set foot in XWA again! But here you are! I did that for you! The time has now come for you to do something for me Dean! You see a war is coming Dean! I can smell it on the air! It started last week with that ingrate Detox when had the audacity to question my decisions and the audacity to put his hands on me. Why if not for Alexis’s dog Unknown I probably wouldn’t be here right now speaking to you! It occurred to me that I need people, people I can trust to watch my back. That is why I have here with me tonight Lex Legacy and Ron Stoppable. Two men whom I trust! The question Dane, is can I trust you? Will you join me the man who made you a star many years ago, the man who got you a job when you so desperately need one, will you join me in this war?! *There is a long pause and just as Dean Masters raises his mic to his lips to respond Guns n Roses “Welcome to the Jungle” blasts from the speakers.*

 

New Forever TOMMY FOREVER

Pay the Price… Live Forever

Is at the Gorilla Position and Says: “I step through the curtains to a massive “XC-Dub” chant. I nod my head in rhythm with the chant then hold my arms apart imitating the Draven Fheenix pose. A mic in one hand and Singapore cane in the other. I look skyward my eyes closed soaking in the continued “XC-Dub” chants. I break the pose and heads to the ring not taking my eyes off of Hammond. I reach up grabbing the second rope and pulls myself on the ring apron and steps through the ropes. I walk right up to Masters ignoring Hammond and his cronies resting the cane on my shoulder.* “Marty you’re not buying any of Hammond’s bullsh*t are you? Hammond didn’t make you a star you did that on your own! All Hammond did was give us a place to show what we could do. We did the rest. Hammond like to take credit for XCW’s success but he knows it and I know it that you put XCW on the map! Remember Marty? That night in Buffalo New York when you turn the sport of professional wrestling on it’s ear and put XCW on the map! That night two things happen one word and one letter changed. We were no longer Easter Collision Wrestling, we were Xtreme Collision Wrestling! A name you declared as the only one that mattered after you defeated Scorpio Funk in a tournament for the GWA title. You spat on The GWA belt and threw it to the ground. XCW was born that night and you made it happen, not me , certainly not Hammond, you Marty! XCW took the wrestling world by storm and business was never better…that is until Hammond got greedy. Hammond wanted to compete with XWA and JEWCW even though he knew he couldn’t match them financially or in any way for that matter. In an effort to compete with the bigger companies Hammond bought KACW, a failing promotion that was dying primarily because of the national TV deal they had signed only a few months earlier. Hammond wanted national TV. He didn’t care that prior to that TV deal KACW had been a somewhat profitable company. All that mattered was that XCW would be on national TV. Lo and behold about 6 months later and XCW is in financial ruin! Checks were bouncing, bill were going unpaid, talent was leaving in droves and Hammond sold us out for the first time, merging with JEWCW and renaming the company as a whole AWX.  Fast forward to the present and Hammond does it again selling us out to XWA this time and leaving all of us out in the cold. Hammond is right about one thing Marty, there is a war coming but the question isn’t about trust or returning favors! The question is who are you Marty? Are you this?” *points at the blue singlet and ruler* “a wrestling school teacher? or are you THE ENTERPRISE! DANE FRIGGIN MA–” *Before I can finish my question I am attacked from behind by Legacy and Stoppable*

 

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DEAN MASTERS

Class is in Session

Is in the XWA Ring and Says: *Forever hits the mat hard as Legacy and Stoppable pounce on Forever. One stomps and kicks while the other rains down heavy rights to Forever’s prone head. The fans start an “ENTERPRISE” chant hoping to edge me on to save Forever. Finally I step in shoving Legacy and Stoppable off of Tommy. Both back off raising their hands in surrender. I pick up the mic off the mat and addresses Hammond.* “First off Hammond I don’t owe you a damn thing! Nobody makes decisions for me! I do what I want! When I want! And to whomever I want because I am THE ENTERPRISE and don’t you ever forget that Hammond!” *I pull Tommy back to his feet. Tommy looks at me holding the back of his head. I look him in the eyes then embraces Tommy to a thunderous “XC-Dub” chant. Hammond looks on in shock as I glare at him over Tommy’s shoulder. Without warning I lock my hands around Tommy lifting him off the mat and drops him with a “Higher Learning” (Pittsburg Plunge). I quickly get back to my feet as the fans boo me heinously pelting me with garbage. Hammond’s look of shock turns to a sh*t eating grin. I return a sinister grin of my own. Legacy, Stoppable and I proceed to stomp kick and punch the hell out of Forever. Directing traffic I order Legacy to get me a chair. Legacy rolls to the outside and throws the time keeper out of his chair folding it and sliding it into the ring to me. I grab the chair and pummels Forever senseless wearing him out. I throw the chair on the mat then drags a lifeless Tommy forever to his knees shoving his head between my thighs. I look out over the furiously booing crowd then lifts Forever into position for a sit out piledriver as garbage continues to bounce off of me. Legacy and Stoppable each grab one of Forever’s legs and on the count of three I leap in the air as Legacy and Stoppable push down with all the force they can muster adding extra stink on the piledriver. Forever’s head hits the chair with a sickening metallic crack and he bounces a foot off the mat before landing flat on his back in a convulsing heap. I yell at the camera man to get a close up as I lift Forever’s head off the mat by his hair and shoves his unconscious and bloodied face into the camera. I move Forever’s head to the side getting into the shot myself. I stare into the camera grinning and says “Class… dismissed!” then lets Forever’s head slump to the mat while I laugh uncontrollably.*

 

 

Adam Mooney

ADAM MOONEY

The Soundtrack of Xtreme

Is at the Announce table and Says: “Fans I don’t believe what we’ve just witnessed! It appeared that Dean Masters was returning to his XCW roots but instead he just inexplicably turned on Timmy Forever!” *Richmond screams in my ear “TOMMY!”* “Er…Sorry that’s Tommy Forever not Timmy my apologies fans! At any rate this has certainly been an unexpected turn of events fans!”

 

 

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PATIENCE DEVINE & GAWWWAAADGUS GAVIN GLITTER

XWA Color Commentators

Is at the Announce Table and Says: 

GAVIN: “Watchu talkin about Mooney! There ain’t nuthin unespected about it brutha! Ol Deano knows where his meal ticket is! Thangs be getting HAWT! HAWT! HAWT! Here tonite! OWWWW HAVE MERCY!”

PATIENCE: “Who’s Marty? Did his name change again? This so confusing. Is he Dane, Dean, or Marty Masters? Can someone please tell me? This is really making my head hurt…”

*Patience’s mic is abruptly cut off as Masters, Legacy, Stoppable and Hammond stand on the stage raising their hands in unity.  The screen fades to black as we go to another commercial break.*

 

XWA Fever Ep. 2 Segment 4. Nightmares of the past..

Adam Mooney

Adam Mooney

The Soundtrack Of Xtreme

Is at the ringside announce table and says: * Waits for my cue as I nervously shuffle through my run sheet for the evening..finally the red light turns on..Ten seconds countdown and I begin again* “Fans another unforgettable episode of XWA Wrestling and tonight’s Main Event is STILL to come with The Incredible Rip Remmington  taking in the 450 lb. Behemoth…Gangland!! After the melee we have just seen will Rip be ready to go with those injured ribs that look as if they have been re-injured!! Add fuel to the fire that Jaxxus is looking  for Remmington and we may have an explosive situation in our main event this evening headed of course to our big PPV a short time from now as XWA Presents Dangerous Liaisons!! We are set to go to our,..*The fans are cheering loudly at something happening in the crowd and I look to my left at ringside where former AWX World Champion Christian Banner sits at Ringside with Indy wrestler Perry Sirius as the fans are cheering the two visitors.

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Christian Banner

Sasketchewan Strangler

Is  in the audience and says: *Is shown momentarily on the X-Tron as my friend and I sit at ringside flashing our paid tickets smiling for the camera dressed in our street clothes of custom silk shirts and dress pants smiling and nodding to the crowd for the camera as they zoom in on us enjoying the action.*

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Perry Sirius

NTI Developmental Wrestler

Is in the audience and says: *Sat in the crowd with my friend and mentor Christian Banner as our faces flash on the camera as I mug for the fans waving at the camera just enjoying our time at the show as fans are going wild at our appearance in the XWA.

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Adam Mooney

The Soundtrack Of Xtreme

Is at the ringside announce table and says: *Reacting to Banner and Sirius being in the crowd at an XWA show as Banner is known as a former AWX World Champion* “ Fans..you just never know who may show up in the XWA…!! Up next we have the man who just last week won the XWA Heavyweight Championship from Jon Hardcastle Jr. In an absolute shocker. For those who missed out it would be Jon Jr. Under the guise of Carnage wrestling in the RD Bradley Memorial Tournament to win the AWX championship…it would then be revealed that new owners in the company would be the AWXs very own high-profile competitors the XWA had purchased the company. It was revealed that XWA owner Alexis Santos had used the AWXs former owners son as a pawn to secure the companies biggest title and thus shockingly rebranded the company into the XWA. Just last week it would be XWAs owners decree to schedule and impromptu match up with Jon Jr. And XWA legend Nightmare who made his official re-debut after a long hiatus and the double cross was on. Jon Jr. despite betraying his father and his company that he built over the years he was eliminated quickly from the title scene as Nightmare returned and squashed an unsuspecting Jon Jr.to recapture the newly minted XWA championship! Now that you are all filled in..ladies and gentlemen ..The XWA Heavyweight Champion…Nightmare!!”

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Nightmare

XWA Heavyweight Champion

Is on the rampway and says: *The lights flicker as Marilyn Manson’s “Fight Song” rips over the loud-speaker as the fans turn their attention to the video wall as it displays WICKED CLOWNS as the arena erupts…as the dust settles and the music stops I stand mid-ramp dressed in a long red armless trench coat with high collars with “Wicked Clowns” emblazoned across the back..I toss up the wicked clowns symbol as red fireworks explode on each side of me before marching to the ring with purpose dragging the strap lazily at my side..I step up on the ring stairs pausing momentarily glaring at Banner and Sirius at ringside grinning as I sling the belt over my shoulder patting it as I lock eyes with the guests..I grand continue on up the stairs grabbing the top rope vaulting into the ring rushing the camera side set of ropes stepping up on the second rope holding the XWA Championship high as I turn it towards me kissing it before rolling my eyes demonically as fire works explode out of the turn buckles around the ring.

 

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“Gawwwdggusss” Gavin Glitter and Patience Devine

XWA Color Commentators

is at the ringside announce table and says:

Gavin Glitter: ” The Champion is heeeaaahhh!! Not sure about that devil musak he come to the rang with though…he could use a little southern country and that boy would be SET!! He sure dot look like any clown I seen before..and XWA aint no circus!!”

Patience Devine: “I like that gold thing he has with him…how come no one buys this gal any gold huh shugahh?? Whats the hold up Mr. Glitter?”

Gavin Glitter: “Ohhhh Larrrhhhddd…lets get into the action heeyah!!” *Quickly dodges the bullet and watches the action intently..not glancing over as to not answer her question!!*

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Nightmare

XWA Heavyweight Champion

Is inside the XWA Ring and says: *Walks around with the XWA championship slung over my right shoulder I reach out to ringside for a mic as I pace around the ring with a contemplating look on my face..I walk mid-ring looking into the hard camera as I begin my diatribe* “WICKED CLOWNS Rejoice!!! *Takes in a huge “Welcome Back” chant. * “Save your energy…Its been a long time and believe me I have been waiting for this day. I don’t need to go back in time and tell you the same old story of how the XWA died and how everything we built went up in flames as a result of pure sabotage from a little group of insects who took a good faith gesture and turned it black with cancer. You see when we were at our peak…we opened our doors and unknowingly let the cancer in. I sat back..I told everyone this was a bad idea…”They are not like Us” I said over and over. They said “They have a great roster who can help us grow” they said. They even brought their own belt! I am not even gonna dignify them by mentioning their names. You see unlike others..fool me once SHAME ON YOU…fool me twice SHAME ON ME..and I don’t make mistakes a second time. So I look in the front row and who do I see..well..Its Christian Banner everybody..The brand new champion in Japan. You see as a student of history I know how this story plays out. Champion from Japan comes over..challenges for OUR championships..infects our promotion like a disease..and suddenly we are closing our doors. Mr Banner…is that why you are here tonight?? *Laughs as I lean into the ropes in front of the area both men are seated* Well..I know the music is good..but you my friends are playing the wrong song. So gentlemen..tonight you get to watch the Champ in action. You see I have a big match on the MAIN EVENT of a PPV coming up…something that your buddies managed to keep me away from for a decade in fear of losing their precious “Spot” in the business. So… I am gonna take myself and these “Clowns” here tonight… *Throws up the Wicked Clowns hand gesture to the people as a “Wicked Clowns” chant erupts* on a little preview of what I am gonna do to AJ Prophet at Dangerous Liaisons and the proud Japanese champion at ringside can go report to your jobless friends that the Champion is The Clown…and he is NO LAUGHING Matter!! Get me someone out here..Ill beat their ass…*Tosses the mic over my back and folds up the belt passing it to the referee.* I take off my long red robe as I bounce up and down loosening up as I stare straight ahead at the rampway awaiting an opponent…any opponent!*

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“The Interrogator”

C.V. Hardcastle

Is on the rampways and says:* The strains of Metallicas “Turn The Page” roars over the sound system as “Hardcastle” streams across the video wall as the fans erupt expecting the appearance of AWXs fearless leader Krull Valhalla aka John Hardcastle…but instead they get C.V.Hardcastle..looking very similar to the legendary AWX Champion and Owner but clearly the reaction turns to boos as old C.V. makes his way out on the rampway mimicking the very actions of the icon. I mockingly make my way down the rampway having the Valhalla walk and gestures perfectly coordinated..I step on the ring apron “wiping my feet” as I step between the middle ropes entering the ring. I unzip my authentic Horses Of Valhalla black ring jacket to reveal a miniature “World Title” with “J.E.W.C.W” written on it with marker. The belt is a foam kids toy belt found at the concession stand and now my symbol of excellence. I hold it up for all to see as I mockingly fold it gingerly and hands it to the referee as I walk nose to nose with Nightmare making fun of the legendary performer I drag my finger across my throat just as Krull did. Fans pelt the ring with refuse as security struggle to clean it up. *

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Nightmare

XWA Heavyweight Champion

Is inside the XWA Ring and says: *Mockingly looks at C.V. with a patronizing “Concerned” look..The bell rings and we lock up..I wind up in the collar and elbow tie up overselling its effects and bumps like I have been thrown from the top of a building. I kneel up shaking it off nodding at C.V. giving him that one volley in the match

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Adam Mooney

The Soundtrack Of Xtreme

Is at the ringside announce table and says: “Looks like the Hardcastle Bloodlines run deeper than we thought! C.V. looking very similar to someone I have seen before and this one looks like it’s underway fans now its match time. I know that the XWA title is on the line here with this open challenge..but the bigger question looms..is old C.V.s strap on the line here as well? Is this title vs. “title”??

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The Interrogator

C.V. HardCastle

Is inside the XWA Ring and says: *Goes through ridiculous motions locking Nightmare in a high wristlock..twisting into a side headlock quickly transitioning to a switch behind into a drop toe hold knocking the champ to the mat as I stand up grabbing my wrists and rubbing them as I begin waving Nightmare on to get up. I grab one leg dropping two knees to the inside of his leg before switching into a very old school Indian death lock..twisting and turning the leg before releasing it and throwing it to the mat ..I hold the leg down with two hands as I stand leaping in the air swinging inwards with a knee to the leg as I work over the leg with over the top histrionics…mocking Valhallas every expression.

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Nightmare

XWA Heavyweight Champion

Is inside the XWA ring and says: C.V. continues to work the leg as we get to a standing base as he holds one foot as I bounce trying to maintain balance..swatting at C.V. but not connecting..I am.swept off my feet as HardCastle sweeps the leg while maintaining a grip on my leg as I fall..twisting it at the heel and dropping and elbow to the inside of my thigh..I finally kickloose rolling to the corner wiping my mouth with almost a panic washing over me realizing this guy is not going with the “Plan”.

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The Interrogator

C.V. HardCastle

Is inside the XWA Ring and says: *Looks at Nightmare with a grin as he backs off..I hold the top rope firing in a series of kicks to his shoulder as he sits in the corner..I yank him to his feet locking him into a suplex position I lift him high up before falling face first with a Gourd Buster as Nightmare sells the move literally bouncing from his stomach over to his back on the mat with high elevation. Fans are getting behind Hardcastle with a quite “C.V.” chant beginning.

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“Gawwwdggusss” Gavin Glitter and Patience Devine

XWA Color Commentators

is at the ringside announce table and says:

Patience Devine: *Visibly concerned I cover my mic with my hand leaning into Gavin Glitter and mouthing “Is this supposed to be happening?? Hes beating Nightmare? Is this the plan??” *Goes back into character* “Darlin this Hardcastle guy looks like he didn’t fall too far from the tree…hes giving the champ a fight!! Would you fight for me like that? A girl loves a strong man who can take care and fight for her!!”

Gavin Glitter: *Looking back at Patience equally as concerned shrugging not sure myself* “Baybee aint no one gonna put their hands on mah woman!! I am gonna have ta get in that ring and give Nightmare a wrestling lesson and help him get his groove back daddy!! Ole Gavin Glitter knows how to get funky like a monkey in that there ring!!”

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The Interrogator

C.V. HardCastle

Is inside the XWA Ring and says:* I hook the leg and the ref slides into position as I push off with my foot hooking it in deep as the fans at ringside get to their feet with the sense of something about to happen here!! It is VERY apparent that I am suddenly going into business for myself and NOT what I was originally “Scripted” to do. The ref slides in slapping the mat with a well paced deliberate 1….2…..thr…..is cut off as Nightmare manages a weak rolled shoulder as fans are getting behind the match onboard with me. I roll off quickly keeping the momentum going. I yank him to his feet whipping him off the ropes…*

Adam Mooney

Adam Mooney

The Soundtrack Of Xtreme

Is at the ringside announce table and says: *Looks eyes wide to the production team wondering what is happening in the ring as C.V. gets much closer to winning the belt in a major upset about to go down. No one will tell me whats going on so I roll with it* “Fans we maybe on the preface of a major upset…the champion is in trouble here!! C.V. Hardcastle making his XWA debut has put the champion in serious trouble!! The main event of Dangerous Liaisons is in big trouble!!”

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Nightmare

XWA Heavyweight Champion

Is inside the XWA ring and says: *Glares at C.V. knowing something is off and that this guy is not going with the plan..but am powerless to do anything with. Is whipped off the ropes as C.V. prepares for his spinebuster as I rebound off the ropes I baseball slide between his legs avoiding the hook and rebounds off the ropes behind C.V. coming off with a high spin kick high in the air!!

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The Interrogator

C.V. HardCastle

Is inside the XWA Ring and says: *Sees the spinkick coming and ducks low as Nightmare passes well over the top of my head crashing to the mat..as he stands up I am already waiting as I snap in hard with a unbelievablely hard high spinebuster as now all fans are on their feet as are the announcers. I roll in hooking the pin as the ref is right in place as the ref slaps 1…..2…..3!!! The arena erupts so much so the camera is literally shaking as fans are seen jumping up and down in glee in the background as the camera catches the shock on the fans face as well as the announcers who do not even know what to say. As the camera flashes back to the ring with chaos erupting the ref is seen about to call for the bell but sees Nightmares foot underneath the ropes…and ponders before calling for the bell then waves it off as I protest the call certain he put it under after the fall..I rub my head collecting my thoughts…then continuing my momentum I raise my hand in the “V” symbol that fans now as the finish of one Krull Valhalla..a man I am clearly mirroring..I waste no time pulling Nightmare into the position of the Fisherman’s Suplex Brainbuster known as the “V-Max” Knowing this is it I drag my finger across my throat signalling the end and lifts Nightmare into position and up in the air for the move!!

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Adam Mooney

The Soundtrack Of Xtreme

Is at the ringside announce table and says: *Literally standing looking for someone to tell me this is all in the plan but getting nothing…I look to Gavin for a hint but my Co-Hosts are equally as stunned* “Nightmare just escaped certain defeat but now this will be the nail in the coffin for the champ!! This is incredible..this unknown grappler has got the champ locked in the V-Max..if he hits this we will for the third week in a row have a brand new champion!!”

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Nightmare

XWA Heavyweight Champion

Is inside the XWA ring and says: *Is high up in the move however my foot catches the ref in the side of the head knocking him down to the mat…C.V. sees what just transpired and stops the hold mid move setting me down to check on the ref as the fans are outraged..I lay on the mat in a heap.*

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Randy Rampage

The Macho Madness

Is on the rampway and says:* The curtains part as “Pomp and Circumstance” plays out of no where for several seconds announcing my entrance as I stroll out wearing an amazing green and white glitter robe as I spin around on the top of the stage stopping as I face the ring again..I toss off my signature ski goggles and madness do-rag. I drop my robe revealing a sleeveless referee shirt and black jeans underneath as my music stops I point towards the ring as the fans erupt!! I put my arms out almost asking the fans if they want me to intervene as I make my mind up…I finally rush the ring as the fans are going wild..I slide into the ring getting to my feet looking down to the fallen ref..C.V. looks at me as he has Nightmare on his knees and clasped by the hair..I nod to him to continue the match as I look to the ref on the mat ,sliding him out of the ring with my foot. *

Adam Mooney

Adam Mooney

The Soundtrack Of Xtreme

Is at the ringside announce table and says: “THATS RANDY RAMPAGE!! The Macho Madness is here tonight in the XWA!! He will be the special guest referee for the No Moves Barred Cage Match at Dangerous Liaisons and looks like we are going to see his officiating skills right here tonight!! *Is SCREAMED AT OVER THE MICROPHONE from Alexis in the back as this tidbit of information has NOT been revealed on air yet..I stumble to gather my senses knowing that I may have blown an entire storyline* ” My gosh…what a night!! He here right on time..C.V. has the champ beaten..he just needs to finalize the deal! “

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The Interrogator

C.V. HardCastle

Is inside the XWA Ring and says: *Looks in the eyes of Randy Rampage shocked at his appearance…Rampage looks at me and waves me to continue as I look out to the audience who are bouncing with excitement. I quickly shoot the “V” symbol up again quickly snatching Nightmare into the hook of the Fisherman’s Brainbuster as I elevate him high ready to win the XWA championship!!*

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Randy Rampage

The Macho Maddness

Is on the rampway and says: *Waits for C.V. to get Nightmare high into the move as I watch with my hands on my side when suddenly I kick the leg out from in under C.V. as Nightmare crashes on top of Hardcastle hooked deep into a cradle as I count what appears to be a very quick 3 count to a stunned audience. The fans boo loudly as I promptly leap between the ropes pointing accusingly at C.V. as he fans voice their displeasure.

Adam Mooney

Adam Mooney

The Soundtrack Of Xtreme

Is at the ringside announce table and says: “What just happened here fans?? I for one think I just saw Randy Rampage cost C.V. the match?? Just what is Randy Rampages reason for being in the XWA? Is he here to just special guest referee at the PPV or does he have a different agenda?? Is he to be trusted?? So any questions to be answered here tonight!!

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“Gawwwdggusss” Gavin Glitter and Patience Devine

XWA Color Commentators

is at the ringside announce table and says:

Patience Devine: “I like Randy Rampage…he not only knows how to treat a lady hes a heck of a ref too baby!!”

Gavin Glitter: ” He’s no referee..he just stole that match away from that bald dude..as for the ladies I think that Rampage better keep his eyes off my woman and worry about his own..I heard that a few boys in the back have their eyes on his precious First Lady! Nobody puts Gavin in the corner!!”

CVHardcastle

The Interrogator

C.V. HardCastle

Is inside the XWA Ring and says: *Kneels up..absolutely stunned that I lost and looks over to Randy Rampage unsure of what just happened as I see Nightmare scurry out of the ring with the belt..I just stay in the ring on my knees hands on my head in shock..as the camera watches Nightmare stumbling up the ramp behind Rampage like a thief in the night*

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“Keen” Dean Oakland

Channel 5s Hotline Reporter

Is at the backstage Interview set and says: *Quickly gets into position gathering my microphone cord as I catch Randy Rampage as he rifles through the curtain..I pull him into the interview set for the Hotline * “Randy Rampage…you just made a statement out there by intervening in the world championship match. However I have to ask..why did you cost that Hardcastle kid the match…we were on the verge of having a new champion and YOU Randy Rampage put a stop to that!! Why Randy Rampage..our fans demand an answer!!

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Randy Rampage

The Macho Maddness

Is at the backstage Interview set and says:“Questions…uhhh huh…The fans want annnswers…well ahhhm figurin and thinkin that The Maddness has all the answers…Uhhh huh..answers to questions that have yet to be asked. Summmtaaames a guy likes to go into business for himself like TONIGHT…but that wasnt gonna happen with the Maddness watching over things.. No,No..Uhh Uh.. You see Randy Rampage has been asked to referee the No Moves Barred Cage match…uuhhh huh..No one else is able to control the chaos and destruction like the Maddness. I came here tonight to show the world that ahhhhhh willlll call that match like I called it tonight…right down the middle..”

kean-dean“Keen” Dean Oakland

Channel 5s Hotline Reporter

Is at the backstage Interview set and says: “You have to be kidding me..you COST a man the world title out there. With your history with Rip Remmington how can anyone trust YOU Randy Rampage to call it down the middle?? What will happen when you get in that cage and come face to face with a man who you have a storied past with and an angry giant Hollywood Monster!!

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Randy Rampage

The Macho Maddness

Is at the backstage Interview set and says: “FREAK OUT..FREAK OUT..The Maddness is gonna step in that cage and I am gonna look that Monster in the eye and he will gaze back into the eyes of the Madness and put him on notice uuhhh….and then I am gonna turn around and look RIP REMMINGTON IN THE EYES..thats right Uhhh Huh…I may extend my hand and let bygones be bygones…uhhh huh…or I just may SLAP HIM IN THE FACE!! What I will do???..Only the Maddness Knows for SURE!! Excitement is the word of the day and excitement is where I go…Ohhhhhh Yeaahhhh…Have a good day Kean Dean..uhhh huh.. DOIN THE THING!! *Moves quickly offset*

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“Keen” Dean Oakland

Channel 5s Hotline Reporter

Is at the backstage Interview set and says: “The Macho Madness everyone…I don’t know about you at home but I am more confused than ever BUT you can find out more when you call the XWA Hotline for 7.99 a minute 6.99 each additional minute children ask your parents for permission.  As well on tonight’s hotline will cover this story and of course the rumor that Seven-Dust is on his way back to the XWA scene and what that means for the company..and more..back to you Adam, Patience and Gavin at ringside!!”

CVHardcastle

The Interrogator

C.V. HardCastle

Is inside the XWA Ring and says: *the camera as it about fades off suddenly picks up on me as I exit out through a side door as to avoid all producers and talent..the camera stays back as not to be picked up following me. As I exit with my ring gear still on and a towel around my neck wiping my face another figure who is not visible to the camera speaks to me as I exit. “Excellent performance out there Chris..you shook em up..thats EXACTLY what I wanted..heres what I promised you.” The camera gets close enough to see an envelope excanging hands to C.V. from a mystery figure who only his arm is shown in the frame wearing what appears to be a grey business suit. I turn around quickly yelling at the camera and putting my hand over the lens yelling as the scene goes to an abrupt commercial.*

 

 

 

 

 

 

XWA Fever Episode 2 Seg. 3: “When Iron Eagle met Dorian / Power Surge” Backstage Segment.

*The show returns from commercial with a backstage camera shot. As the camera approaches a turn in the corridor arguing can be heard. The camera turns the corner to find Iron Eagle and “Bucksaw” Jim Dawson in a heated argument…*

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“Bucksaw” Jim Dawson

All American “Tough Guy”

Is in the Backstage Area and Says: *I sit in a chair holding an ice pack on my shoulder, my 2×4 is leaning against the wall beside me. I angrily glare at Iron Eagle as chew him out for leaving me in the ring earlier with the Maximovs.* “What the hell was that out there tonight, Eagle? First you interfere in my match then you leave me to deal with the Maximovs on my own!” You’re supposed to be my tag partner! You’re suppose to have my back!”

 

Iron Eagle

Iron Eagle

Making America Great Again

Is in the Backstage Area and Says: *I rub my right eye then blinks trying to supposedly clear my vision.* “You won the match didn’t you? So what’s the problem?! Look those ruskies play dirty so I say we fight fire with fire! As to what happened earlier, cut me some slack Jim, I got hit in the eye out there, I couldn’t see a damn thing out there! What good would it have done for me to jump in there blind?! I knew you could take it, you are the “tough guy” after all! We need to put this behind us and get on the same page otherwise we wont stand a chance at “Dangerous Liaisons”! We need to be a cohesive unit, Jim! An unstoppable Cohe…” My attention gets drawn further down the corridor to man gazing at himself in a mirror on the wall…*

 

Dorian Apollo

“Darling” Dorian Apollo

The Darling of the Wrestling world

Is in the Backstage Area and Says: *I stare at my reflection in the mirror mesmerized by what I see.  I fluff my platinum blonde hair and check my makeup consisting of eye shadow around one eye, blush and ruby red lipstick. I’m wearing a pink flowery dress and numerous feather boas. I fix a large flower in my hair then satisfied with my appearance. I walk down the corridor towards Iron Eagle and Jim Dawson. Iron Eagle stares a hole through me as I walk towards them. I stop directly in front of Iron Eagle looking him up and down..* “Take a picture, honey, it’ll last longer.” *I smirk at Iron Eagle then continues on my way leaving Iron Eagle still glaring at me.*

 

*The camera continues to follow Dorian Apollo through the corridors of the backstage. A struggle can be heard as the camera nears the next corner. Apollo continues on straight while the camera turns the corner. On the right there is an open dressing room door. The camera peers into the dressing room on to a scene of The Bringers of Pain pummeling Daemon Anarchy.*

 

 

The Bringers of Pain

Wrath & Fury

Is in the Dressing Room and says: *Wrath stomps Anarchy senseless while I rain down punches on Anarchy’s head from my knees.  A table in the room has already been smashed. I get to my feet grabbing a piece of broke table. Wrath drags Anarchy to his feet  and I crumple Anarchy to the floor once more smashing the table remnant over Anarchy’s head. We drag Anarchy to his feet once more each grabbing Anarchy’s head and throws Anarchy face first into the wall. Anarchy hits with a sickening splat then crumples to the floor again.*

 

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The Man Called

SURGE!

Is in the Backstage Area and Says: *Determined to talk to Daemon Anarchy and make him understand that I haven’t been attacking him, I approach Anarchy’s dressing room. I tentatively raise my fist to knock on the door. I hear the scuffle going on inside and bursts through the door to see The Bringers of Pain pummeling a lifeless Daemon Anarchy. I grab a folding chair just inside the door quickly folding it and chasing the Bringers out of the room through the opposite door on the other side of the room. Having chased off the Bringers of Pain, I turn my attention back to Anarchy crouching beside him chair still in hand and checks on Anarchy.*

 

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Ronan Rage

You Won’t Like me When I’m Angry

Is in the Backstage Area and says: *I walk into Anarchy’s dressing room talking to Anarchy as I do completely unaware of what has happened. I stop abruptly as I see Surge crouching over a fallen Daemon Anarchy with a chair. Surge see me and quickly stands up dropping the chair trying to explain himself.* “I knew we couldn’t trust you, you son of..” *I charge at Surge in a blind rage driving him backwards through a faux wall with a hellacious spear sending clouds of drywall dust and debris in the air. I crawl out of the hole in the wall getting to my feet completely white with drywall dust. in the distance fans watching on the X-Tron in the arena can be heard booing me heinously. Officials and EMTs storm into the room. Some of the officials hold me back while the others check on both Surge and Anarchy’s condition.*

 

*The camera fades to a shot of Adam Mooney at the announce table. Neither Mooney, Patience or Gavin is aware that they are live on the air again and Patience tries to force a pair of Gavin Glitter Shades on Mooney’s face. All three talk amongst themselves completely out of character until the show finally goes to the scheduled commercial break.*